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was talking to my girlfriend about this and i think it's the "in the alps" part that makes the tweet so vile. like it is such a lethal dose of ideology it's really the tipping point between an eyerolling but unremarkable tweet and something that expresses a repellent worldview
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"Oh who won the lottery? You did?" *Begins loading shotgun with malicious intent* "That's great man, stand still for a moment."
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Netanyahu dying on an OR table waiting for a surgeon to arrive:
Me, dressed in ill fitting scrubs with a name tag that says “J. Imhotep” and a playskool toy stethoscope:
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normal chemical composition of a gnome
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who up destroying and betraying themselves for nothing
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get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit
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one lucky fan will be receiving an authentic blood transfusion that will ideally be compatible, although we did not check
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