now. if we follow the “Daniel was imagining Claudia as looking like his granddaughter when Louis described her in S1, which is why she looks different in s2 after he saw a picture of her” theory, that means there’s a young woman in her teenage/early adult years related to Daniel who looks eerily similar to Claudia. a young woman who would definitely want to know what the fuck is up with her crazy grandpa and would also probably want to go to the superstar of the year’s rock concert. hey listen to me. because this is how we can get Bailey and Delainey on the same screen AND torture Lestat in obscene ways. no wait listen c’mon
i really do hope we get full cunt at wwwyf like 'died 2007, born 2024 welcome back the black parade' cunt. i want the fucking hospital bed. i want the patient to die on stage. i want the cheerleaders in gas masks. i want them to burn the stage à la famous last words when its over.
saw x is objectively hilarious because the first half of the film is just peepaw getting scammed and being extremely disoriented
and then he has to call his kids (separately of course so they don't feel like they're competing) to come do basically the jigsaw equivalent of helping grandpappy open his emails
SORRY BUT ITTOS EN VA ABSOLUTELY GAVE IT HIS ALL IN THE EVENT CUTSCENE LIKE HOLY SHIT??????
Like yeah its a cheesy ass song but MAN SUNG LIKE IT WAS HIS LAST HOLY SHITTTTTT I WAS SO SCARED IT WAS GONNA SUCK LIKE HUTAOS EN RAP BUT NO I KNEW MAX MITTELMAN WOULD NOT DISAPPOINT LIKE THAT ALL HAIL MAX