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🛩️🍺🐒 A Drunk Pilot, a Monkey and a Grizzly Bear take a trip to Whistler. The snow-capped peaks were calling our names and we couldn't resist the adventure! 🏂🏔️ We had the perfect springtime weather for snowboarding, warm sun and slushy snow, but also prime conditions for encountering Grizzly bears. But, we hit the slopes hard and shred like pros, with the monkey showing off its natural skills on the board. Just when the fun was almost cut short, we came across a grizzly bear on the slopes. But, the monkey fearlessly fought it off like a champ! 💪🐻 We celebrated our victory with a round of beers at the nearest bar, where the monkey chugged one down in one swift motion. Impressive! As the night went on, we continued to celebrate our wild and crazy day. But as the sobering light of dawn touched our faces, we all silently vowed to never drink that much again. Despite the hangovers, we couldn't help but smile at the memories we made. A day we'll never forget! 🍻🐻🏂 #whistler #snowboarding #grizzlybear #adventuretime #monkeybusiness #drunkpilot #beer #memoriesforlife (at Whistler, British Columbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoL7sVkPxvI/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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According to my voicemail, Golf Power will be using drunk pilots to check lines in my area. Superb translation. A plus. 💯 . . . . . #gulfpower #drunkpilots #lostintranslation #golfpower #upsideofflorida #upsideofpensacola #downtownpensacola #ohthatsnice (at Master Design, Inc.) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9m3zdrjRrr/?igshid=1ra1eofm0vl9f

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One Liner Wednesday - #1LinerWeds

One Liner Wednesday – #1LinerWeds

“Maybe the driver (pilot) was drunk!”

Lil Princess

A little explanation…

Driving to school yesterday morning, Lil Princess and I saw something rather strange in the sky…

After having viewed Venus next to a beautiful crescent moon, we viewed this…

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When you kinda worry about that pilot and his track… #skyviewing #drunkpilot

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In the morning sky #ruvo #instagabry #sky #drunkpilot #brokenplane (presso Ruvo Di Puglia Centro)

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Flying #rc #helicopters around at @cccmanhattan last Friday #drunkpilot

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"I can't believe my #pilotfriend is at it again, stumbling around and barely able to keep upright. Every time he has a few drinks, he thinks he's invincible and ends up making a complete fool of himself. 😩 But you know what they say - monkeys always land on their feet 🐒 Unfortunately, my pilot friend doesn't seem to have that same ability. Every time he tries to make his way to the bathroom, he ends up crashing into walls and knocking over furniture. 🤦‍♂️ I've tried to intervene and help him, but he just waves me off and insists he's fine. But he's not fine - he's drunk, and he needs to sober up before he hurts himself or someone else. 😔 I know he likes to have a good time, and I'm all for letting loose every now and then. But there's a limit, and he needs to learn to control himself. 🍻 I just hope he realizes that before it's too late. Until then, I'll be here to catch him when he falls and make sure he doesn't do any permanent damage. 🤞 Pilot friend: "Ah, that darn monkey of mine! Always worrying about me and my drinking habits. I mean, I'm a grown man and I can take care of myself. 🤷‍♂️ Sure, I may be a bit tipsy right now, but I can still stand up when I need to go to the bathroom. I mean, it's not like I'm going to fall or anything. 🚪 I've been drinking for years and I know how to handle myself. I don't need some imaginary monkey of mine hovering over me, worrying that I can't do something as simple as stand up and walk to the bathroom. 🙄 As a pilot friend of mine once said, with the right balance of caution and confidence, you can keep enjoying your drinks without having to worry about the consequences. 🍸 I can handle myself and I don't need to be coddled like a baby. That's just the way I am, and I'm sure any other pilot friend of mine would feel the same way. 🚫" #drunkpilot #piloteyes #pilottraining #pilotlife #pilotfriends #monkeybusiness #monkeyfriends #drinkinghabits #drinkingbuddies #cautionconfidence #soberup #controlyourself #grownman #tipsy #balance #friendshipgoals #pilotsofinstagram (at Zanzibar, Tanzania) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoE2GJCP715/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[drunkpilot]

New Year 2023: Flying High With Hallucinations 🚁🐒🧠 As the clock struck midnight on January 1st, 2022, I made a vow to myself: this would be the year that I finally put an end to my monkey hallucinations while flying my plane. It had been a tough year, but I was determined to do whatever it took to improve my flying and overall well-being 💪🏻🧘‍♂️ I sought help from a therapist, who prescribed me medication to help regulate my brain chemistry. I also made a conscious effort to take better care of myself overall by exercising regularly 🏃‍♂️and eating a healthier diet 🥗. These efforts paid off and my flying improved significantly 🚁🚫🐒 But the real test came when I was faced with a difficult flight. Despite the turbulent weather, I remained calm and focused 🧠, and we landed safely at our destination. I felt a sense of pride and accomplishment 🎉🛬 Looking back on 2022, I can honestly say that it was a transformative year for me. I may have had a rocky start, but I ended the year as a more confident and competent pilot 🛫✈️ As I prepare to welcome New Year 2023, I’ve decided to turn to blogging as a way to find inner peace and share my wildest thoughts with the world. I hope to inspire and connect with others who may be struggling with their own challenges 🤔📝 And here we go again… another drunk start 🍻🐒 As I sit here, typing this final entry for the year, I can’t help but feel a little bit drunk. And to top it off, the monkey is back, licking my feet clean as I sit at my desk. I suppose this is just another reminder that my journey towards inner peace and monkey-free flying is far from over. But rather than letting this bring me down, I choose to embrace the craziness of it all and send my best wishes to all of you for a happy and healthy new year. Here’s to hoping that New Year 2023 brings us all the joy, growth, and new beginnings 🎉🎊🎆 #NewYear2023 #FlyingHigh #Hallucinations #MonkeyHallucination #DALL·E2 #DrunkPilot #PilotStruggles #InnerPeace #Blogger #NewBeginnings #Growth #Challenges #Journey #MentalHealthawareness 🌟🌟🌟 (at Tulum, México) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cntodn9SS2D/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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In-Flight Chaos: A Pilot Battles His Booze and Imaginary Monkey

A drunk pilot battles an imaginary monkey through in-flight chaos and danger in the cockpit. Boozing and snoring. #InFlightChaos #Snoring #DrunkPilot

In-Flight Chaos – Midjourney As I sit in the cockpit of my airplane, I can feel the alcohol coursing through my veins. I can feel the oncoming in-flight chaos. It’s been a long day of flying and I just want to close my eyes and get some rest. But there’s one problem: my damn monkey. You see, I have this imaginary monkey who lives in my head and he’s always causing trouble. And tonight, he’s…

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Berlin Bomb Shell: The Drunk Pilot's Dilemma

Join the hilarious adventures of Pablo, a drunk pilot, and his imaginary monkey, as they try to impress a Berlin Bomb Shell in a dive bar. #Berlin #DiveBar #DrunkPilot #Blonde

Berlin Bomb Shell – Midjourney As I sit on my friend Pablo’s shoulder, sipping a rum and coke (yes, I can drink, I am an imaginary monkey after all), I can’t help but be entertained by the Berlin Bomb Shell scene unfolding before me. Berlin Dive Bar We’re at a dive bar in Berlin, surrounded by neon lights, and Pablo is trying to impress the waitress. She’s a tough cookie. With a piercing gaze…

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Monkey Business in the Skies: The Hilarious True Story of Pablo Mendoza and His Trusty Co-Pilot

Join the wild ride of a drunk pilot and his mischievous monkey business co-pilot as they team up to fly Pablo Escobar out of the country! #PabloEscobar #escape #drunkpilot

Monkey Business: Pablo Escobar – Midjourney As I stumbled into the cockpit of my small plane, I couldn’t help but feel a sense of excitement. My name is Pablo Mendoza, and I am a pilot. But not just any pilot – I’m a drunk pilot. And, to make things even more interesting, I have an imaginary co-pilot monkey who shows up when I drink. This is monkey business. His name is Bongo, and he’s the only…

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Pilot Wife: Why Aviators Make Pablo The Drunk Pilot So Hot

Pilot wife says "I've seen my fair share of adventures. Let me tell you, the day Pablo discovered his aviator glasses was a true turning point..." #drunkpilot #aviators #pilotwife

Why Aviators Make Pablo The Drunk Pilot So Hot – Photo by Josh Rocklage on Unsplash “Mystery and Intrigue”: Aviators give Pablo a mysterious, James Bond-like vibe that drives women like his pilot wife wild. “Confidence Boost”: The glasses give Pablo a boost of confidence, making him even more irresistible. “Bad Boy Charm”: The aviators make Pablo look like a bad boy, adding an extra layer of…

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How to Sober Up a Drunk Pilot

Don't let a drunk pilot ruin your flight! If you're on a plane with one, act fast to get them off and into a safe space for rehydration. Coffee or energy drinks can do the trick, but if not, grounding them is the safest bet. #FlyingSafety #DrunkPilots

Sober Up a Drunk Pilot – Photo by Chris Lawton on Unsplash It’s no secret that flying can be a stressful experience. But when you add in the possibility of having to sober up a drunk pilot at the controls, it can be downright terrifying. Flying can be stressful enough on its own. According to a study by the National Transportation Safety Board, alcohol was a factor in nearly 10% of all general…

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Alcoholic Pilot: A Day In The Life From Behind The Cockpit Door

After a close call as an alcoholic pilot, he realizes that his drinking has gotten out of control and makes the difficult decision to change. #alcoholic #alcoholicpilot #drunkpilot

Alcoholic Pilot – Photo by Dragoș Grigore on Unsplash Captain Bob is an alcoholic pilot. He had always been a bit of a party animal. He loved nothing more than a good drink and a good time, and as a pilot for a major airline, he had plenty of opportunities to indulge in both. But one day, everything changed for Captain Bob. He had a close call while flying a plane full of passengers and…

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Imaginary Monkey & Drunk Pilot: Plane's Perspective on Surviving

I've had my fair share of wild rides, but nothing quite compares to the chaos that ensues when my drunk pilot brings his imaginary monkey. #imaginarymonkey #drunkpilot #monkey

Imaginary Monkey – Photo by John McArthur on Unsplash As a plane, I’ve had my fair share of wild rides, but nothing quite compares to the chaos that ensues when my drunk pilot brings his imaginary monkey on board. It all starts when the pilot stumbles onto the plane, reeking of alcohol and with a mischievous grin on his face. I can already tell it’s going to be a long flight. The imaginary…

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Sydney Poem: Up in the Sky, Flying High with My Monkey Friend

A journey with a drunken pilot and his monkey friend as they fly to Sydney for the school holidays. Full of memories they'll never forget. #Sydney #SydneyPoem #DrunkPilot #Monkey

Sydney – Photo by Jamie Davies on Unsplash Sydney: Up in the Sky, Flying High with My Monkey Friend Up in the sky, flying high with my monkey friend. Off to Sydney we go, for the school holidays to spend Our kids are with us, so excited and full of cheer. They can’t wait to see all that Sydney has to offer this year We’ll take them to the beach and let them play in the sand. Maybe even go for…