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Currently separated from my best boy and would appreciate other pictures of the best boys and girls to make me feel better
#doggo#fortinbras#drunk blazes#dog#puppy#whippet#whipador#everyone thinks they have the best dog and everyone is right#this it sponsored by vodka#and missing my puppy#please let me see your pets#i miss my dog#so damn much
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nothing quite like a rat graffitied in a toilet
#i will get drunk enough to blaze this like the last toilet rats#this post is not an advert for the chips#but i had their latvian burger and that was good
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Gravedigger starter pack
#i blazed a picture of my cat while drunk on christmas eve and forgot about it#now she has a bunch of fans#as she should#gravedigger
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need compliments. here's my most recent selfie to bait some. ty.
#i was paid to blaze this i'm so so so so so so so so sorry please#be niceys to me i'm just a drunk lil' guy
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Wish list for Sonic Franchise
I'm dead sleepy and suddenly decided to ramble about things That I would actually love to see in future games/stories for the franchise (Not that SEGA may do them but I may as well keep dreaming).
SONIC 06 remaster or complement part: Please, after seeing Mephilis again tell me you wouldn't love to see the actual potential 06 had without so many hole and bugs!!!
Sonic Forces sequel or game linked: Unpopular opinion, I like forces. But it would be better if Infinite returns again, because I'm almost sure he survived, and the one that has to face him this time is Tails to show up how much he has grown since Frontiers.
A notable Tails Adventure: Give Tails the stage he deserves!! The absence of this kind of stories is what made me create Tails Adventure The Bermudas Triangle AU in first place, the boy showed potential and wants to go on a solo adventure so let him do it! (Even Luigi from Super Mario has his own new games, why not our little fox ...)
A new Sonic Rush game: One that gives us Blaze's side just like they did with Shadow, let's explore the Sol dimension and find more enemies that not even Blaze knew that were in the shadows!
Storybook series new game: Please, with today's graphics ya know it would go perfect! There are many classics that can offer a huge change (also the lack of this put me to write another AU but that's for later).
#rdjsays#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#My ramblings#Drunk from sleeplessness again!#May erase this later or not#tails adventure#miles tails prower#tails the fox#blaze the cat#sonic 2006#sonic forces#sonic forces infinite#infinite the jackal#sonic storybook series
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#me#blue eyes#selfie#redhead#tattoos#strawberry blonde#cute#idk#smile#happy#nose ring#gamergirl#gamer girl#blaze?#drunk#too drunk#oops oh well#😳#my bad
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i might come out as a lesbian again i can feel it i can do it idk idk
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Me? Going absolutely insane over every single Kanej moment in both the books and the series? It’s more likely than you think
#for the past hour my brain has been a jumble of just#‘you inej you’#‘even the idea of being near someone should have set his skin crawling. instead he thought what happens if I move closer?’#‘She could see it took every last bit of his terrible will for him to remain still beneath her touch. And yet he did not pull away.’#‘He needed to tell her ... what? That she was lovely and brave and better than anything he deserved.’#‘I can hear the change in Kaz’s breathing when he looks at you […] it catches every time like he’s never seen you before’#‘Kaz ran toward her without logic or plan’#‘I’m going to get my money. And I’m going to get my girl.’#[insert the entirety of the knives drawn pistols blazing quote here]#‘The harbor wind had lifted her dark hair and for a moment Kaz was a boy again sure that there was magic in this world.’#‘She'd laughed and if he could have bottled the sound and got drunk on it every night he would have.’#all of the bathroom scene bc oh my g o d#‘Curse you and all your Saints’ he said to no one at all then realized he was smiling.#(Inej outsmarting Kaz and leaving him on a rooftop my beloved 🥰)#‘she smiled then her eyes red her cheeks scattered with some kind of dust. It was a smile he thought he might die to earn again.’#the ‘is my tie straight’ before he meets her parents my hearttgdsxbhd 🥹😭#oh oops this actually did just turn into a compilation of every kanej moment fhdjdhdjjs#anyway i love these two violent criminals with my whole entire heart 🖤#kanej#no one cares sage
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god i wish i was high right now 😔
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God bless that woman (Multimillionaire Pop Star Taylor Swift) for writing songs about them (Jonathan and Nancy from Stranger Things)
#YOU SHOWED ME COLORS YOU KNOW I CAN'T SEE WITH ANYONE ELSE#but also#I'M DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY COMING HOME FROM THE BAR SAID I'M FINE BUT IT WASN'T TRUE#I DON'T WANNA KEEP SECRETS JUST TO KEEP YOU AND I SNUCK IN THROUGH THE GARDEN GATE EVERY NIGHT THAT SUMMER JUST TO SEAL MY FATE#AND I SCREAMED FOR WHATEVER IT'S WORTH I LOVE YOU AIN'T THAT THE WORST THING YOU EVER HEARD#HE LOOKS UP GRINNING LIKE A DEVIL#oh and also who could forget#MY PAIN FITS IN THE PALM OF YOUR FREEZING TAKING MINE BUT IT'S BEEN PROMISED TO ANOTHER#SO YEA IT'S A FIRE IT'S A GODDAMN BLAZE IN THE DARK AND YOU STARTED IT#anyways#I'll be writing#jancy#jonathan byers#nancy wheeler
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Atticus who cannot get high or drunk vs Feifei downing like three bottles of expensive ass wine then letting herself boil for two hours to get absolutely blitzed
FIGHT
- @honeysgalaxy
I read this ask just before going to bed and had a dream I was on a wine date w Feifei but I dipped halfway through because the eye contact was freaking me out . Atticus wasn't physically present but I knew somehow he was the chef ??? Do w that what you will . Very important question does Feifei endorse giving Chidi a little sip if she asks very nicely 🎤
#malik's asks#Im . p sure atticus was trying to poison us . but also the food looked rlly good ???#also hiiii im blaze !! waves#fact that atti cant get high or drunk is exceptionally funny 2 me for some reason . oh have you ever seen the movie 9#theyre like . puppets . one of them uses a magnet to get high essentially . atticus
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Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
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Honestly regular computers look kinda like this too but it's super small.
why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that
#rather than a temple#i shall weave you a cloth of my secrets so dense and intricate it can hold yours as well#i will grow you a mosaic so fine it is single glittering stone made of tiny stars#then connect the stars with gold and precious metals until that small sky blazes with tiny lines#and in these and other arts live the mind and soul that can be called 'machine'#i guess it became a poem#i might be drunk#poetry
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Also, I fucking miss Warped Tour man. Imagine paying thirty bucks for 12 hours of entertainment now. Could never fucking happen.
#they really had us out there on a wednesday from sun up to sun down#in the middle of fucking july when its blazing hot#people having heat stroke and passing out#moshing and getting drunk in the middle of the day#that was always my warped tour experience at least#it was such a blast
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We were created to be absolutely BLAZED on God.
We were created
to be absolutely BLAZED on God.
And, it’s NUTS that so many people have a problem with that.
Why are so many beloved precious sons & daughters turning to marijuana and alcohol, money, power, and sexual disfunction over and over???
Because we were made to be ravished by intimacy with Abba, Jesus, & Holy Spirit…
And, yet, the very church that holds the ravishing revealed mysteries of union with God in Christ is either too busy or too afraid to walk in this BLISS!
The human heart doesn’t find bliss weird.
Every human is SCREAMING out to be ravished and satisfied by the LOVE-DRUNK Presence of Love Themself!
Hey, beautiful family!!!!!!!!!
Let’s all stop a few moments today and HAVE A DRINK!
EVERYONE will be better off for it!
We are One with the Love that spoke the cosmos into existence with a single simple melody, a whispered Word!
Love-drunkenness isn’t weird.
It’s everything. It’s life itself!
It’s what our being requires.
EVERY. DANG. DAY.
Being “intoxicated” on union with God is THE ONLY WAY TO LIVE.
The life of Jesus is the very normal fabric of EVERYTHING! Don’t feel weird for enjoying what you need, Union with God!
“As a deer longs for flowing streams, so my soul longs for you, O God.” - Psalm 42:1
“They shall be abundantly satisfied with the fatness of thy house; and thou shalt make them drink of the river of thy pleasures.” - Psalm 36:8
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࣪𖤐๋࣭ — JOCK BF!YUUJI ENTRY #10. babies, lots of ‘em.
about. the all star jock has an intense breeding kink that leads him to confess the plans he has for he and his weird girlfriend’s future. ( 2.5K )
warnings. minors, blank and ageless blogs do not interact! nsfw, smut, angst if you squint, characters aged up to 20s, breeding kink, unprotected sex, cum play, praise, jock bf!yuuji, weird girl + fem!reader - the brain rot continues !! inspired by @kweenkatsuki-fics recent yuuji thirsting hehe <3
“‘mma give you babies… lots of ‘em,” yuuji slurs, his hips ramming into yours at a bruising, unprecedented pace.
beneath your shaky fingertips, the muscles of your boyfriend’s back ripple with his movements — his strength as he uses the headboard for leverage to fuck into your sloppy, sweltering heat of your sex. you’re flat on your back, his heavy and weighty body hanging over yours protectively while itadori traps you between the blazing heat in his chest and the sweaty bed sheets below. whenever yuuji gets in the mood like this, possessive and hungry for you ( and nobody else but you ), in the mood to keep you all to himself — you can’t help but succumb to each one of his touches and wet kisses.
you can’t help the way your body trembles in the cage of his muscular arms while his abs ripple against your tummy and his pelvis tacks deliciously to your swollen clit. the bed creaks beneath the sloppy affair of your grinding bodies and somehow, within the mess of sex and love, your freehands link and squeeze to ground one another. “the way you’re suckin’ me in, god, honey,” yuuji coos, his words tickle the shell of your ear delicately, contrasting with the carnivorous way his deep brown eyes drink you in when he pulls back slightly to look at you, silver chain and dog tags dangling above your hot face, as if he’s picturing you nice and full of him and his seed. “so selfish, you don’t wanna let me pull out. you want this cum…yeah?”
in that moment, you think you might cum, all because of the breathy whimpers from your lover that ghost over your dampened cupid’s bow ( wet from kisses ) — accompanied by the sensation of his hard-on bullying its way into your tight, quivering little hole. there’s a keen smile that spreads across yuuji’s plush lips when you nod your head ‘yes’ in response, you feel his excitement and desire for you deepen when the entire length of him twitches inside of you — pulsating as small spurts of precum begin to line your lewdly squelching walls.
“i knew you would, you’re such a good girl…and you’re all mine, how lucky am i? that you’re all. fucking. mine.” for a boy so sweet and gentlemanly outside of the bedroom, itadori is always sure to fuck you nasty and raw whilst making you feel like the most adored person on the planet. yuuji’s sailor-mouth-like praises are slurred and sinful, a tale tale sign that he’s already pussy drunk as he sheaths inch after inch within you. you can hardly blame him, not when your body adjusts to yuuji so perfectly — silken pussy stretching over the blue spiralling veins on his heavy cock. “mine to love, mine to fuck, mine to breed.” he tells you through seraphic gripes too.
“ohmygod!” you squeal, voice ringing hoarsely in your throat. your cunt spills honey molasses and sweet nectar against your ravaged sexes, juices intertwining with the small pink tufts of yuuji’s happy trail as his bright red tip bears down harshly on your gummy g-spot — providing him with the lube he needs to make love to you properly. “baby…i c-can’t!”
just as you moan out again, legs squeezing around your boyfriend’s slender waist — yuuji’s blushing face ducks into your neck, making quick work of marking up your skin…because if he looks at your face, the way your brows crease softly and your lips part in a gentle ‘o’, and sees the way it twists with mounting pleasure. he won’t be able to hold off for much longer, he’ll lose his mind and fuck you too hard for either of you to cope. he knows that you can take it, manage to take all of his seed and all of his love — but if yuuji snaps, he’ll be pounding into you until he’s shooting blanks.
with your hands traversing upwards into yuuji’s sea of pink curls and over his smooth undercut, he reacts with his golden eyes rolling back into the dark depths of his skull — temporarily locking away your sunlight that brings warmth to your dorm. a familiar heat prickles underneath the surface of your skin like a thousand tiny needles as you pant out your words, pleading with bambi as you look up at yuuji. “i want your cum, yuuji, i want you to…hah… fill me up ‘n get me pregnant…” there’s a feeling painfully seated above your abdomen, a burning sensation of mounting pleasure like a wound desperate to be licked and soothed by itadori.
by grinding up against him, sticky clit smearing over his tense stomach and golden abs, you think that you might garner some relief — but you only feel teased and taunted when the jock pulls his cock from the snugness of your tight head to slap his milky cockhead against your pulsing mound proudly.
“don’t say it like that, fuck, baby,” yuuji all but groans, lashes fluttering at the slick sound your cunt makes with each love tap. beads of his precum ooze over you in another form of claim, glazing you in yuuji’s scent and taste. some of it even drips from your abused hole as it clenches around nothing, desperate to be filled by all that your boyfriend has to offer. “there’s so much… s’leaking out of you. gonna have to keep you on my dick always, give you all my babies.” the rose haired man can’t even hear himself speak, not over the sound of blood rushing through his ears — carrying sex crazed hormones. certainly not over your sweet sighs that form a melody with the pap, pap, pap of your pussy as he slowly sinks back into you — building up a steady rhythm to his thrusts, like an ocean’s regular tide.
yuuji can’t stop rambling, saying whatever lustful thought sits at the forefront of his mind. having you splayed out beneath him like this, your nipples pert against his firm chest and your breasts bouncing with every forceful lunge of his hips forward — it drives him up a wall. “gonna look so pretty ‘n round when you’re full of me. i’ll put a ring on it, make you my pretty wife — holy fuck, you’re squeezing me so tight. you like it when i talk to you like that, huh?” the thick vein on the underside of his shaft presses deliciously up against pleasure spots that only yuuji knows about, never leaving you unsatisfied, not even for a moment as his body rocks passionately into yours.
tanned skin and hard muscle feel slippery underneath your trembling hands. you don’t know what to hold onto, don’t know how to ground yourself when you feel this good and yuuji’s cock skilfully dives into your sopping heat — promises of the future, a wedding and family hand in the humid air buzzing between you both but is best said by the way itadori’s body dsnces with your own, his arousal soaked signature lining your rippling walls.
“need that so bad, yuuji! need you so bad… please fill me up, i want it inside.” you hiccup and demand, hardly able to speak through it all. the bed moans and groans just like you do, every time itadori’s dick pumps in and pulls out of your dripping, greedy hole — coated in a layer of foamy white. using your elbows as leverage, you work your hips down to meet yuuji in a slick and sensual dance, clenching at every inch of him that assails your insides until delight crackles over your hazy brain.
“god, baby please…if you keep talking like that i’m gonna—“ yuuji whines from deep within his chest, the sound resonating through you and shooting straight down to your creamy cunt that clamps down on him, pulling little droplets of precum from his sensitive tip.
your next words have the jock pounding into you with new vigour, desperate to give you everything that you want. “d-don’t pull out, yuuji. inside.”
“ahh, okay,” he whimpers as his voice rises in pitch, brown eyes stinging with tears. his golden arms flex as they lift you by the apex of your thighs — dragging you back onto his cock and it’s unforgiving pace. itadori presses his forehead to yours, caramel eyes shining with tears that gleam in the afternoon sunlight breaking through the curtains of your dorm. “okay, okay fuck. okay, oh god — h-honey, i’m…fuck! i-im cumming!” he stumbles over his every word, the pink haired jock’s entire world shattering into smaller glass fragments as he finally hits his peak. thick waves of white flood your womb, hot and viscous and lighting you up from the inside out. it coats your swollen pussy lips in an opaque layer that smears along your inner thighs, pouring endlessly from yuuji’s fat cock and breeder’s balls.
effectively breeding you.
still humping at you relentlessly and not daring to leave you far behind, yuuji tacks two of his fingers to your clit and caresses it in smooth circles, searing his name into you forever. he never lets up, fucking his cum into your womb with languid thrusts — bulbous and mushroomed cockhead spurting his hot seet against your g-spot as it grazes the epicentre of your pleasure over and over again. yuuji holds you in his arms while your vision clears, replaced by only blinding flashes of white and accompanied by an empty scream rattling around in your throat. your arousal spurts out of you in generous and clear streams, nearly forcing yuuji’s cock from your tight, rippling walls — painting both you and him in your juices.
your boyfriend can barely hold himself above you as you both finally come down, flopping onto you and trapping you against the sex soiled matress for cuddles.
“we can’t have babies, yuuji,” you laugh happily, letting out a puff of air from deep within your chest once you’re finally able to catch your breath. “not right now, we’re too young and we’re still in college!”
“well duh, not right now…” he muses, kissing your jaw and your neck and every part of you that he’s marked up and bruised. “but like afterwards…yanno? a few years down the line when we both have jobs. i’m gonna be pro and you’ll be a sexy career woman. ‘n i’ll make so much money that you can take all the time off you want. make sure you’re nice and taken care of and—“
giggling, the sweet melodies of your laughter cut through your boyfriend’s wistful rambling.
“what’s so funny?”
“it’s just…you’ve really got this all planned out, huh?” you reach a hand up to cup itadori’s sweaty cheek, brushing a thumb over the rough scarring at the corner of his mouth. he leans into you, much like a cat seeking physical touch, and you scratch just under his chin. “you want to be with me for that long?”
“i mean…yeah. i want you for the rest of my life. i thought that was obvious,” yuuji manages to say while you squish his cheeks and play about with his face, sounding a little dejected. “don’t you? … don’t you want that with me?”
your smile drops as you shift to your elbows, immediately dead set on reassuring your usually confident boyfriend. “of course i want that with gou. i want everything with you, it’s just that…” you chew on your words, push them around the cavern of your mouth as it dries with nervousness. “it’s just that… i’m still so different to you, i’m still not…conventional by any means. so i just thought… by the time college was over you’d—“
“i’d get bored of you?”
yuuji looks almost offended, his pink and kiss-swollen lips pushed forward into a pout and his dark brows drawn together in the centre of his forehead. falling back onto the sheets, one of his hands sink into the pillow supporting your head as you lay flat on your back — you feel it tremble with an emotion you can’t quite place on his face. is it anger? hurt? annoyance? either way, your heart hammers in your chest and crawls it’s way up your throat. you feel nauseous at the prospect of even upsetting yuuji — especially after the loving sex you’ve just had.
a croak in your throat replaces your sweet voice, you’re not sure if it’s because of how you’d been previously screaming your boyfriend’s name or because of how nervous you’ve suddenly become. “y-yeah,” you say slowly. “that.”
“how could you even think that?” yuuji breathes steadily, the corner of his mouth twitching into a frown but you can’t bare to look at him any longer — casting your gaze to the side.
shaking your head, you blink back tears you hadn’t even known were there. “i don’t… i don’t know. forget it, pretend i never said anything.”
itadori bends at the neck to reach you, tutting into the air as it cools down and loses its feverish taste for lust. his nose bumps yours, the pair of them becoming neighbours while his breath coasts across your face almost comfortingly.
“when i say i want you, i mean it. forever,” he confesses, like a reflex, like the natural reflex that his brain has to make his heart beat. “i want you to be my wife after all this. you’re not just some college fling to me. i want to buy you a house, a big ring, keep you comfortable for the rest of my life. i decided on that when i first met you,” a calloused finger and thumb tilt your chin to the perfect angle, making you look at him, your gaze falling into a mahogany one belonging only to your doting partner. “i don't care how long it takes to prove this to you… but you’re the love of my life, so have a little faith in me. okay?”
yuuji takes your hand in his, placing your palm on the left side of his chest where the muscle keeping him alive races for you. the only girl in the room. the only girl in his worlds. his dog tags jingle at the movement but his eyes on you remain unwavering and so full of commitment. you’d be stupid not to believe him now.
“okay,” you affirm sweetly, tilting your head a little further in a silent ask. you want a kiss. “i love you, yuuji.”
“and i love you right back,” he mumbles against your lips without skipping a beat, slotting your mouths together perfectly in a gentle chaste kiss. “now baby, please stop asking me to cum inside, you know i can’t help it and we can’t have babies just yet,” yuuji whines and collapses on top of you with a huff.
“you’re the one who said you wanted to give me babies!”
“and you’re the one who keeps feeding into my breeding kink, let’s not get it twisted here!”
and all throughout your playful bickering, yuuji stays nestled deep inside of you — keeping you plugged full. of both his cum and his love.
꒰ end. — all rights reserved © tteokdoroki 2024. do not copy, repost, translate & recommend elsewhere.
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