#drugs ment-

[catboii]

whats the slutty weed

[lambment]

request: "What do your bishops look like and how does the lamb think of them?"

I haven’t decided (or started) on designs yet. As for my lambs opinion, they process everything through humour, I would say this is their surface level opinion on the bishops. There’s obviously the deeper-seated issues they have w them tho.

[swollenbabyfat]

Fluttershy role play (open)

Oh-oh! Hey ___, thanks so much for coming with me t-today...ah, I haven't driven in a month, so having you here with me is helping so much!! (She's in a dirty hoodie and her car kind of smells bad) So um, my plug is (she's hitting every curb as she backs out of your driveway, Mitski's Washing Machine Heart is playing lightly in the background) a little anxious but she said I could come now...oh gosh...should I have brought her a pie or something? Do you do that? Pinkie usually gets it for me (She just blew a red light while looking over at you) but she's busy...oh gosh....what happens if I mess this up...! Oh!!! (the car starts smoking randomly in the middle of an intersection) oh my Celestia!!! (you both get out and she's about to have an anxious break down) oh!!! (the car is on fire)

[theminiartblog]

Okay, we are going to learn a new word today: 

Indigestion.

[poorlydrawnstickmen]

day 1

[extreme-dyke-syndrome]

Not smoking weed before I use my forearm crutches so I'm not operating machinery under the influence

[apollos-boyfriend]

man this edible ain’t shit

[kiwinatorwaffles]

impulsesv “oh my god” horn nightmare blunt rotation

[lichenbug]

they drink together often

[transpierced]

strahm fans are funny to me because every so often a gifset of the same three scenes of him will drop and without fail every single peterhead on this site immediately makes a beeline for the reblog button so they can diagnose him with pretty princess disorder (incurable) and talk about needing to handfeed him crack cocaine like he's a starving horse with behavioral problems and they're the first gentle touch he's ever felt

[calware]

why does this image that i found from 2013 read like a loading screen tip

[strandedaylily]

Yi doodles……. And a bit of my goofy ahh wild west au

[awful-little-goose]

Does Heket like eating mushrooms from her homeland?

short answer: no

[fennelwasp]

Being the patho protagonist does kind of mean you look unhinged to any outsiders

[heartfullofleeches]

My only thought with mushroom witch 🍄

Everybody's favorite game- "Is it a mushroom or a penis."

Mushroom Witch: Hey, friend- There's two mushrooms in my pants. Choose wisely~

Stoner Reader: You could just give me the mushroom and I'll touch your dick afterwards.

Mushroom Witch: Cute and funny- Not a big fan of labels, but- let's get married.

[poppy-glitters]

I am obsessed when idioms with way too many real world implications make their way into media like this. Cause it actually means nothing but what if the Cookie Run universe just had opium in canon…own version of the Opium Wars… a Crispia Opioid Crisis… Opium Poppy Cookie-