#drinkable iv

[genekies]

rewarching markipliers playthrough of Resident Evil 7 (Biohazard) as I get more drunk

I'm so ready to sleep but prepare for a bunch of reblogs about RE7 because I'm tired, drunk, and thinking about it mmmmm

[angelofviscera]

good afternoon anne

YAY HI AMELIE 💗💗💗

[butchez]

felt so wretched and sad and emotionally nauseous today for no reason rhankfully as soon as i got home i masturbated and it all simply washed away

[emilnikos]

water enjoyer devastated to find that after recent filtration issues the water from the tap now tastes like actual dirt

[red-dyed-sarumane]

the beautiful world of yogurt drinks

[theasianinfluence]

"In the south, they call all sodas 'coke'" like hell we do. we're actually legally obligated to beat the fuck out of you if you say coke when you mean pepsi

[snekdood]

this is so true 😩 absolutely 0 survival skills

"if we make america worse and more of a dictatorship that will be even harder to unravel and make it the way we want the country to be, maybe then everyone will join our Glorious Revolution!" bb girl you cant even be in the same room with someone who thinks you should vote, how in tf do you think you're gonna unite people to fight in The Revolution with you? it's gonna be you and your 5 friends, i hate to break it to you.

[copingwithcomics]

[sirompp]

you think your life is hard? well IM an EXTROVERT and i HAVENT SEEN ANY OF MY FRIENDS OR JUST RANDOM OTHER PEOPLE in THREE WEEKS!!!

[mychlapci]

my mothers boyfriend bought me a steiger and lord is it a shitty fucking beer

[woso-dreamzzz]

Injured (Alexia's Version): Future IV

Aggie Beever-Jones x Putellas!Reader

Summary: You and your 'new friend' in Mallorca

There's a soft pad of feet outside the cabana and you peak an eye open.

Your partner for this holiday approaches, fresh from the ocean and your open eye tracks her progress towards the towel that she uses to dry off.

"I don't think I've ever been to a better beach."

"I told you." You sit up, rolling your shoulders. "Everything is better in Spain."

Aggie sits on the edge of your sunbed, fingers slowly walking up your bare leg until they rest on the curve of your knee. "Well, you've certainly shown me that."

You sip at your drink.

It's gone kind of warm in the hot summer sun but it's still drinkable, still full of flavour that gives you that nice buzz in your veins.

"Well," You say, your quiet voice carrying across the air like a secret," I do try."

Aggie's hand climbs up to your thigh, rubbing your skin lightly as she shuffles closer.

"You've done a very good job at it."

You move closer as well until there's barely a centimetre between you.

"Isn't it so nice that this cabana is private?" You drawl, fluttering your eyelashes as you press as close as you can without actually touching your lips against hers.

"Just us," You continue," So far away from anyone else. Just me and you."

"It's perfect," Aggie husks and you finally connecting your lips, grabbing at the back of her neck to deepen it.

She allows you that control at least.

Aggie's fallen into this role fairly well. She knows this isn't going to end in a relationship and, frankly, she doesn't care at all. Straight out of a relationship herself, she's completely fine with this just being a friends with benefits situation.

Your hand pulls at Aggie's neck and she grins into the kiss, finally taking control of it.

You lay back against your sun lounger, grinning as well when Aggie hovers over you.

She's panting, glancing around. "How long until you think that waiter guy's coming back?"

"Forty five minutes? An hour?" You say," He came by a few minutes before you came back."

"Excellent," Aggies says," That leaves us plenty of time."

The sun dips below the horizon, painting the sky in red and pink and blue.

You sip at your drink, eyeing Aggie over the top of her menu.

"What?" She says," Is there something on my face?"

"Nothing," You laugh," You look very pretty tonight."

"Flatterer."

"I'm just telling the truth."

"You're in a sappy mood today."

You lift up your drink. "Must be the alcohol."

You both laugh and you relax easily into small talk.

"This trip has been lovely," Aggie says suddenly as the evening winds down," Thanks for inviting me."

"Thank you for not being intimidated by my mother."

That match when you first met, Aggie had nearly been caught on the wrong side of Alexia's wrath after absolutely clattering one of the Barcelona players two minutes into the second half.

"I won't say she's not scary," Aggie says," But I know how to stand my ground."

"I'm glad and pray you never have to meet her in her own house," You tease.

Aggie winks. "Good thing I'm not your girlfriend. God help whoever meets your mother as your girlfriend."

"I can drink to that."

[rassicas]

Ive always wondered.

Since fruit and grain consumption is so commonplace in Splatoon's culture. Wheres all the alcohol?

Inkfish society evolved almost the same as humans did, and one of humanity's first known inventions was the cultivation of alcohol through wild grain and fruits. It was also a neccesary process in ancient city-dwelling, as it could make unsafe water drinkable.

So the question stands, did Inkfish develop alcohol just as we did? Of course i doubt any mention of it in-game because its a (mostly) family friendly series.

Lookin at you Flight VS Invisibilty splatfest

they absolutely did develop alcohol!

>i doubt any mention of it in-game because its a (mostly) family friendly series you're in for a surprise bud

Squeezer using a champagne bottle is the most explicit in game example. Now for Flow, she canonically loves to drink. In JP she sounds loopy and mysterious when she speaks because she's... probably drunk.

Her name is Flow, a sea slug. She is a sales clerk at Headspace, a store that sells head gear. She always speaks as if she is drunk, giving off a mysterious air. She appears to be older than the Inklings, and seems to enjoy teasing the younger squids. Her companion, Craymond, is a considerate shrimp who gently watches over her.

This character trait of hers got censored in english, notably on the Splatoon Base website

the highlighted text in JP reads that she's "a drunkard who loves alcohol"

There is also this official artwork (my Favorite official art. btw.) of Sashimori, Hightide Era, and Bottom Feeders at a bar, with Bertie, Ryu Chang, and Taka at the counter drinking what looks to be alcohol.

[dacuslucy]

hats off to murph watchingthecredits for doing the real research

do you guys know who is actually blue rev coded. mattea roach

[phantomarine]

Ok, from what ive gathered the world of Phantomarine is largely oceans. So completely random thought. Where do they get their fresh water? are there lakes or rivers of fresh water or do they have a way to desalinate the salt and souls and turn it into drinkable water?

There are freshwater rivers and lakes! And a solid rain collection system for good measure in some places.

[potsiefaerie]

Actually on that note (Liquid IV), I did finally find a hydration powder that has real sugar (no artificial sweetners, no stevia) and a reasonable amount of sodium, and Also some potassium and magnesium, and no coconut (I'm allergic), and it's still Drinkable (ie, doesn't make me gag because it tastes like almost drowning in the Pacific Ocean when you get taken out by a wave; also not too sweet with very little salt like Gatorade, which works if I'm just a little low, but not lately while I'm missing infusions).

[artdcnaldson]

Nah my pussy is the final boss, i used to hold in my piss for hours when i was young, not for any reason more just random circumstances that was extremely regular for some reason. One time holding it in on a bus going between two countries in europe for nearly 24hours. I was always using cheap nasty soap and i was always dirty when i was a kid for one reason or another. Not to mention i was weird and always performing experiments down there and poking around with stuff i shouldnt because i had nothing better to do/left unsupervised as a child. In desperation I have also masterbated with objects as a tween that would turn your hair white

Like i swear i could rub mud in there rn and nothing would happen

That thing can take a beating 😭

Tmi but ive only ever had 1 uti and that was because i had explosive diarrhea and it splashed up into my pussy and the drinkable medication was literally like dish soap, it was NOSTY

Im clean and stuff, im not as beastly as i sound i promise but ive got an iron pussy like the iron gut of someone who eats gas station pickled eggs

Bringing immaculate vibes to the function from this anon i feel lol