#dreamcatcher incorrect quotes

[incorrect-dreamcatcher-quotes]

Gahyeon: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Dami: What?

Gahyeon: I want to be on Buzzfeed

Unsolved.

Dami: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

[pepemyfantasy]

Jiu: What did you get Handong for their birthday?

Gahyeon: I got them a kitten.

Jiu: Really? Me too!

Sua: I also got them a cat.

Dami: Looks like we had the same idea.

Gahyeon: Yoohyeon, please tell me you didn't get Handong a cat as well!

Yoohyeon: ...I got them a kitten.

*later*

Handong, in their apartment surrounded by cats and kittens: This is the best birthday ever!

[incorrectkpopcrack]

(From my stupid Yoohyeon teaching Handong Korean thing)

Sua: Can you tell me what hurts?

Handong: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Sua: *looking at Handong in shock* I’m sorry…what?

Handong: *is struggling to talk from pain* DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN?!?!?!

[datsmyji]

Jihyun: look I even got scars from the trauma I endured

Siyeon: that's a paper cut hyun

Jihyun: battle scars are battle scars *says looking at the camera as siyeon side eyes her*

[incorrect-skylanders-quotes]

Blackout: Hello Dreamcatcher. I have trapped you in the dream realm. There is no escape. Now I'm going to teach you empathy using the most powerful tool at my, or anyone else's, disposal...

(Blackout manifests a hip-hop tracksuit and backwards cap)

Blackout: ...90s educational video-style rap.

Dreamcatcher: (trying desperately to escape) NOOOOO-

Blackout: (rapping) 🎶My name's Blackout and I'm here to say, basic consideration for the feelings of others helps society run in a functional way-🎶

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Yoohyeon: How come you've been so nice to me lately?

Handong: What do you mean?

Yoohyeon: You're just nicer than normal. It's weird, and it's freaking me out

Handong: Well, I can punch you in the face if you want

[grownups-are-the-real-monsters]

Pete: I hope he plays 'Hot to Go' Beaver: Pete, this is a Richie Tozier stand-up special

_____________________

Richie, doing the letters wrong: H-O-T T-O G-O, you can take me hot to go!

[egabdraws]

The weird ways of impostor Yoohyeon to try and distract her victims (feat dami not having any of it)

[shinypandamiracle]

Siyeon: I like my men how I like my shrimps

Gahyeon: but you don't like shrimps??

Siyeon: exactly

[loveaxolotls]

Kaos: TAKE ME TO JAIL! AWAY FROM HER!

Dr Krankcase: How long will he be in jail?

Snap Shot: For stealing TV remotes? Probably 30 days

Golden Queen: I can wait 30 days

Kaos: Uggghhh. How long for slapping a cop?

Dreamcatcher: 6 months

Kaos: (punches Snap Shot in the jaw)

[incorrect-lesserafim]

Sua: Do you know what the question I'm asked most often is?

Gahyeon: "Will you please leave the premises?"

[musellanea]

[🏫] Unknown (OOTD Special) 👑

Everyone receives a mysterious message from an unknown number.

👑 : The crown can grant you all of your wishes. Follow the mark of the crown if you believe it.

Jiu: I'm sorry I think you have the wrong number.

Sua: I believe in myself to reach my own goals. No, thank you.

Siyeon: Lol no.

Handong: *seen

Yoohyeon: Wow you must be a psychic.

Dami: *block and report

Gahyeon: Scamming is a waste of time.

[pepemyfantasy]

Siyeon: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.

Jiu: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.

Siyeon: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.

[incorrect-dreamcatcher-quotes]

Handong: No problemo

Handongs internal monologue: But it was all problemo

[datsmyji]

Yoohyeon: I'm telling you she's the mafi- OW She bit me! *Clutches finger after pointing it at jihyun who bit it*

Jihyun: I deny all allegations officer *says sitting back*

[incorrect-skylanders-quotes]

Dreamcatcher: Dear Santa Claus, I am writing to inform you that I have been naughty this year. And it was worth it, you judgmental bastard.