#source: amadcartoonist

[incorrect-skylanders-quotes]

Blackout: Hello Dreamcatcher. I have trapped you in the dream realm. There is no escape. Now I'm going to teach you empathy using the most powerful tool at my, or anyone else's, disposal...

(Blackout manifests a hip-hop tracksuit and backwards cap)

Blackout: ...90s educational video-style rap.

Dreamcatcher: (trying desperately to escape) NOOOOO-

Blackout: (rapping) 🎶My name's Blackout and I'm here to say, basic consideration for the feelings of others helps society run in a functional way-🎶

[incorrect-skylanders-quotes]

Flameslinger: (wearing a shitty disguise) Hello, mon ami. My name is Oliver Clothesoff.

Hex: (wearing an equally terrible disguise) And I’m his lovely wife, Olive Garden.

Spyro: You two are fired from undercover missions forever.