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kind of weird message but i was looking through the tesla truck replies and happened to see ur going to college today GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN 🤍🤍🤍
THA M YOU!!!!! I actually just left like half an hour ago lmao but YAYYYYY tyyyyy
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You will not die with the cycle. I would like you to live.
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The choice isn't easy. I won't pretend it is. You keep the cycle running because you believe you have to. That the world will end if you falter.
So I am asking you to risk it. I am asking Atlas to set down the world. I am asking Ouroboros to break the ring.
You cannot live by holding back. It's a trust fall, honestly. It's going to be scary. There are going to be things you weren't prepared for and didn't expect.
Some of those things will be beautiful. Many will simply be everyday, uneventful uncertainties. You will be able to deal with them when they happen, whether you could prepare for them or not.
I love you. Rest.
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Luffy - Baba how long have you and dad been married
Crocodile - four years
Luffy - But I’m six..
#dragodile#modern au#monkey d dragon#sir crocodile#my art shit#one piece#monkey d luffy#crocodad#i want them to be happy#you can bet your ass dragon was bawling his eyes out in the delivery room
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It was a quiet mourning
#art#special delivery#dragons#dragon#fantasy creatures#fantasy illustration#fantasy art#mailboxes#inks#ink art#dragon art#wdhgwid#it makes me sad
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emmrich: i've wanted to say, davrin. assan performed magnificently last fight. davrin: he did, didn't he? emmrich: you were almost of one mind. perfectly focused. davrin: well. maybe assan needed a little guidance. bit of discipline. davrin: by the way, was manfred exploring on his own in the courtyard? emmrich: not too far out, i hope! emmrich: but... yes. he'll need some independence now, as a mage. davrin: (chuckling) what've we signed up for? emmrich: love, i think.
emmrich and davrin learning from each other and finding common ground, both of them growing because of it, and letting that benefit manfred and assan in turn, is what makes them my absolute favourite party in the game.
#emmrich volkarin#davrin the warden#manfred the skeleton#manfred the skeletal assistant#assan the griffon#assan dragon age#dragon age 4#dragon age: the veilguard#da4 spoilers#datv spoilers#ch: emmrich volkarin#ch: davrin the warden#vg: dragon age 4#series: dragon age#i love them both so much#they have become my favourite companions for sure#and emmrich's line delivery on 'love i think' ugh he gets choked up and it's hurting me
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My brother in Crows (even if this Rook is a Warden), please listen to Viago.
#this short king is the funniest I swear#the deadpan delivery is *chef's kiss*#lucanis dellamorte#lucanis#dragon age lucanis#lucanis x neve#da veilguard#dragon age veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#veilguard spoilers
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crying screaming throwing up over how soft lucanis is during his romance scene when he says “I thought I’d never see you again” and he just sounds so scared yet relieved at the same time and I am SICK
#the whole scene is sooo soft and romantic but zach’s delivery on that line holy shit#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#veilguard spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#lucanis x rook#rookanis
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Goku is so funny
#goku#android 16#goku dbz#goku dbs#goku dragon ball#his delivery of this line was stellar#dragon ball xenoverse 2
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Don't forget Emmrich Volkarin's establishing character moment is us walking in on him basically doing the magic-equivalent of cosplaying as one of his idols, because he thought no one was watching, and just being so engrossed he straight up forgot he was wearing it 😅
#emmrich volkarin#dragon age#dragon age 4#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#da4#DAtV#veilguard#'an evocation of the Watcher of the Last Steps' uh-huh Emm you were playing lich-pretend u absolute nerd#My Rook feeling like a pizza delivery person when a guy in a hello-kitty onesie opens the door xD
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Emmrich: A cheese vendor. And such variety. I'm fairly sure that one's illegal in Nevarra Neve: If you ever get into smuggling, I know people who can give you pointers. Emmrich: Neve, really!
#the idea of emmrich the cheese smuggler does tickle me#neve gallus#emmrich volkarin#veilguard#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#had to post this bcs emmrich's delivery of that last line was way too funny
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by "eliminating the competition" they mean "she has been killing all the other merchants to get a monopoly on the region"
YEAH she definitely seems like. Eurgh. The great machine of capitalism marches on 😔
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not to be dramatic but anders' cry when romanced hawke gets killed is such incredible voice acting it makes me feel like no one will ever love anyone this much
#the first thing i did today after work was listen to that audio again because i've been thinking about it all day!!!!#the desperation in his line delivery#his voice cracking#oh it haunts me#anders#dragon age 2#da2#dragon age#hawke#handers#hawke x anders#talk tag
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the brain worm told me to make an edit of just the heavy breathing/groaning in this scene and i... i am but a weak, humble servant
#solas#god of groans and breathy line delivery#why was he so... mmmmm in this scene#blame the brain worm#solas dragon age#dav spoilers#datv spoilers#dragon age veilguard#veilguard spoilers#thinking only impure thoughts#lavellan is so lucky#i too would wait a decade just to hear him make tho---#'*microphone screech noises*
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Oh, come on, we both know you couldn't get rid of me that easily.
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#daedit#gamingedit#lucanis dellamorte#mygifs#dragon age spoilers#i just think the 'in a good way' is so cute#at least the way my girlie does it#love erika's delivery on it#the 8 layers of headcanon i've put on rook to mold the story more to my specific interests
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Super duper late Halloween wheel 😭😭
#kiki’s delivery service#night in the woods Mae#dungeons and dragons#dalv undertale yellow#vampire cookie#woodie don’t starve together#eve the binding of Isaac#spud regretevator#monster prom#Winona dst#Funtime Freddy#jester lethal company#jevil deltarune#ragman tboi#fettucine cookie#buddy simulator 1984#undertale napstablook#six grains of gravel mountains abound#lost kin hollow knight#blue baby tboi#ancient fuelweaver dst#have a nice death#azazel tboi#devil cookie#pony island
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