#dragon’s deliveries

[marv3l-drag0ns]

kind of weird message but i was looking through the tesla truck replies and happened to see ur going to college today GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN 🤍🤍🤍

THA M YOU!!!!! I actually just left like half an hour ago lmao but YAYYYYY tyyyyy

[canonkiller]

You will not die with the cycle. I would like you to live.

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The choice isn't easy. I won't pretend it is. You keep the cycle running because you believe you have to. That the world will end if you falter.

So I am asking you to risk it. I am asking Atlas to set down the world. I am asking Ouroboros to break the ring.

You cannot live by holding back. It's a trust fall, honestly. It's going to be scary. There are going to be things you weren't prepared for and didn't expect.

Some of those things will be beautiful. Many will simply be everyday, uneventful uncertainties. You will be able to deal with them when they happen, whether you could prepare for them or not.

I love you. Rest.

[mangyraccooon]

Luffy - Baba how long have you and dad been married

Crocodile - four years

Luffy - But I’m six..

[monstermonger]

It was a quiet mourning

[galedekarios]

emmrich: i've wanted to say, davrin. assan performed magnificently last fight. davrin: he did, didn't he? emmrich: you were almost of one mind. perfectly focused. davrin: well. maybe assan needed a little guidance. bit of discipline. davrin: by the way, was manfred exploring on his own in the courtyard? emmrich: not too far out, i hope! emmrich: but... yes. he'll need some independence now, as a mage. davrin: (chuckling) what've we signed up for? emmrich: love, i think.

emmrich and davrin learning from each other and finding common ground, both of them growing because of it, and letting that benefit manfred and assan in turn, is what makes them my absolute favourite party in the game.

[tsuutarr]

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[ravoress]

Goku is so funny

[ssenza]

crying screaming throwing up over how soft lucanis is during his romance scene when he says “I thought I’d never see you again” and he just sounds so scared yet relieved at the same time and I am SICK

[askfordoodles]

Don't forget Emmrich Volkarin's establishing character moment is us walking in on him basically doing the magic-equivalent of cosplaying as one of his idols, because he thought no one was watching, and just being so engrossed he straight up forgot he was wearing it 😅

[ninten-draw]

Super duper late Halloween wheel 😭😭

[backjustforberena]

20 random Rhaenys Targaryen lines that I love:

"And the day grows ugly."

"Their lords sent them to the tourney field with fists full of steel and balls full of seed, and we expect them to act with honour and grace. It’s a marvel that war didn’t break out at first blood."

"I did not ask for a lesson in politics, I asked whether this bothers you."

"Because I understand the order of things. I'm not sure you do."

"Do you remind your father's men of that as you carry their cups?"

"It was undignified of the King to drag himself here and beg for Laenor's hand."

"Mayhaps the Gods have scorned us. For our insatiable pride."

"We are alone here, husband, you can speak the plain truth as we both know it."

"I will not suffer the talk of crows in my house, Vaemond."

"A generous offer. Or a desperate one."

"You can bargain with me all you like. Bring my granddaughter with you to soften my resolve. But tomorrow the Hightowers land their first blow. They force you to your knees... and I must stand alone."

"The Stranger has visited me more times than I can count, Grand Maester. I assure you, he cares little whether my eyes are open or closed."

"I will do you the considerable courtesy of assuming there is a good reason for the outrage of my treatment here this morning."

"I must credit you for your boldness."

"The word of my house is not fickle."

"Would that you were the King."

"Mind yourself."

"As you permitted the murder of a little boy in his bed?"

"Princess. If we're holding to formalities."

"I'm doing my best to steer it, Ser Alfred."

[marv3l-drag0ns]

by "eliminating the competition" they mean "she has been killing all the other merchants to get a monopoly on the region"

YEAH she definitely seems like. Eurgh. The great machine of capitalism marches on 😔

[cryptidstealingyourcreditcard]

why was snotlout so funny in shell shocked part 2

[midddoriya]

80s anime

[okthisway]

not to be dramatic but anders' cry when romanced hawke gets killed is such incredible voice acting it makes me feel like no one will ever love anyone this much

[championsandheroes]

Nothing gives a scene quite the gravitas it deserves like the camera focusing on your breasts. Except, maybe, if it's fixated on your scalp.

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