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Horror: "I lost a bet."
Horror: The second-most ominous phrase in existence.
Killer: What's the first?
Horror: "Let's make a bet."
Horror: I am a ninja.
Cross: No, you’re not.
Horror: Did you see me do that?
Cross: Do what?
Horror: Exactly.
Killer: Two truths and a lie, I’ll start!
Killer: I’ve killed a man, I will kill again, and it burns when I pee.
Nightmare, visibly nervous: I don’t- I don’t like this game.
Killer: BE A BETTER PERSON!
Dust: WHY?!
Killer: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!
*Killer is helping Nightmare break out of prison*
Killer: Sooo… Does this make us partners in crime?
Nightmare: Don’t push it.
Killer: Oh my gosh, we can be like Harley Quinn and the Joker!
Nightmare: If you don’t stop talking, they’re adding “murder” to the charges.
Nightmare, to Cross: Please, picking locks is my specialty.
Nightmare: *throws a brick through the window*
Nightmare: Okay, let’s go.
Horror: What’s your biggest fear?
Dust: I am incredibly arachnophobic.
Horror, under their breath: You don’t want spiders to get married?
Killer: Are you alright?
Nightmare: Short answer or long answer?
Killer: Short?
Nightmare: No.
Killer: Long?
Nightmare: Nooooooo.
Cross, gently nudging Horror aside with their foot: Horror, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you.
Horror, her eyes enormous: You kick Horror? You kick her body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Cross! Jail for Cross for one thousand years!
Nightmare, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!
Cross: Nightmare, dude, sit down! Tell us all about it. Dust, would you get Nightmare some water?
Dust: What is he gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?
Killer: Cross, we tried things your way.
Cross: No, we didn't.
Killer: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
Cross: You spent all our money on THIS??
Dust, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
Cross: Okay, who's turn is it to give the pep talk?
Horror: It's Dust's turn.
Dust: Don't die.
Killer, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational.
Killer: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder?
Cross: Well, it’s frowned upon.
Killer: Okay, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier?
Killer: That’s okay, right?
Dust, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Nightmare: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Dust:
Dust: Water you doing?
Killer: And here we see Dust and Horror in their natural habitat. Texting each other variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make each other laugh.
Dust: Gaelic bread.
Horror: Grueling brad.
Dust: Ha ha, glamorous beans.
Dust: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Dust, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
Nightmare: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?
Dream: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am!
Nightmare: Mean.
Nightmare: You're alive.
Dream: There's no need to sound so disappointed.
Nightmare: I got an idea!
Dream: Does it involve breaking the law?
Nightmare: By now don’t you think that’s a given?
Dream: I was just trying to be optimistic.
Nightmare: Don’t bother.
Nightmare: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?
Dream: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.
Nightmare: Okay yeah thanks Dream, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?
Nightmare: Hey, thanks for checking in, I’m ✨still a piece of garbage✨
Error: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
Blue: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
Nightmare: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship.
Dream: We’re not friends.
Nightmare, holding an axe: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.
Nightmare, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
Nightmare, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Dream: Tea.
Nightmare: Wrong. It's coffee.
Nightmare: I failed my safety training course today.
Dream: Why, what happened?
Nightmare: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Dream: And?
Nightmare: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
Ink: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!
Ink: *sprays hairspray in their mouth*
Ink: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.
Nightmare: I won a new phone in a race.
Dream: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone, Nightmare?
Nightmare: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.
Dream: Why are you on fire?
Nightmare: This is just how my day is going.
Nightmare: You know, I used to play back in my gory days.
Dream: You mean glory days?
Nightmare: Ah, that too.
Blue: I trusted you!
Error: Why?
Ink: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.
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ok so after another rewatch of drs2 part1 one thing still bothers me with how the ending went
and idk if anyone else mentioned/noticed it yet
spoilers ahead
why did Kai as a sacrifice work??
right before he gets thrown into the portal, lord Ras said that he needs a person with unshattered soul for the ritual to work but Kai doesn't have that??
if we go by what has been said in the show
in the second episode a serpentine shared "if you wear the wolf mask and hit the gong of shattering it shatters good part of your soul" which is also said in later episodes. so, one would think that if the gong sounds while you're wearing it, you already have a shattered soul (even if it's barely anything I guess)
then in last/10th episode we see Kai (Sora and Wyldfyre) are literally wearing the masks and the whole thing happens. the gong is hit (multiple times!), the masks light up and they even struggle to get them off
so with what we know the trio doesn't have unshattered souls anymore and Kai's sacrifice shouldn't have worked
unless it doesn't work the first time or they had masks on for too short amount of time (??? which both would be weird) or something like they're souls are too strong (?) or something completely different that we don't know? (maybe even learning the rising dragon technic prevents it somehow??) idk
unless I'm not picking something up
or I'm just looking too much into that lmao
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