#dragon raja incorrect quotes

[caesarphobia]

Johann: i just realized i’ve survived everything i’ve ever encountered in life. i have 100% survival rate. i’m fucking nailing it.

[nsk96]

Incorrect quotes generator with some of the Spicy Water crew

At least it wasn’t Chisei who stabbed him this time 👀

[sudoki-sara]

Caesar: Hey Luminous- What are you doing?

Luminous: Sitting in a pool of blood.

Caesar: Is it your blood?

Luminous: Yeah I think so.

Caesar: Do you know where it’s coming from!?

Luminous: Probably the stab wound?

Caesar: You’ve been stabbed!!

Luminous: Oh yeah definitely.

[koukouture]

Some Dragon Raja HCs

- So, here’s one thing I feel the need to address. I mean, it seems like before the Black Swan Bay incident, you never knew anything about hybrids and stuff. Before that, I assume MC has never entered a blood rage. So, I have a feeling that EX’s are triggered by stress or trauma. They can be triggered regularly with enough training, but more often then not, they’re triggered by strong emotions. Luminous’ activated his immortality skill when he was protecting Erii, and MC entered a blood rage after the Black Swan bay incident

- MC is good at music to some extent. Come on, there’s a guitar in your cabin in Black Swan Bay, and one of the career options is being an idol. It just adds a few quirks to a character you need to project yourself onto. I mean, it’d be really cute and funny if MC performed in Takamagahara and the squad was shook. It’d be so cute

- Cassel college splits it’s dorm like in Harry Potter. Meaning, that maybe there are the Lion heart dorms and then the Student Union dorms. Idk, I think it makes sense since they’re sort of like factions within the school.

- Johann and Caesar have destroyed the dorms before and Caesar payed for it. You cannot change my mind

- Finger almost set the dorms on fire once

- MC’s power is something that let’s them copy someone else’s EX’s to some extent. I know it’s just a game mechanic, but think about it. It’s totally possible. Maybe that’s why you’re an S rank, because you’re pretty much over powered and can copy EX’s

- MC is like an older brother/sister to Luminous

- Luminous gets training lessons from MC and they’re a really gentle mentor

- Johann is really fond of MC and makes it blatantly obvious, everyone is kind of shocked about it, but, what are they gonna do?

- Caesar gives alcohol to the freshmen even if he’s not supposed to

- Johann is like a lighter/flashlight

- He could also be immune to fire

- He’s never cold

- If MC is a girl, Nono is really fond of her and they’re sort of like sisters. And they braid each other’s hair

- If MC is a boy he probably hangs out with Luminous and Finger a lot and plays video games with them. 

- Finger gets MC and Luminous in trouble a lot

- regardless of gender, Johann has a crush on MC

- I feel like the devs were trying to imply that Johann likes MC, and that he is our love interest since they knew the game would attract a lot of teenage girls. But they never went with it because the player could also be a boy and they didn’t want to imply anything gay

- MC is also canonically a boy, which is why the Devs scratched that idea

- Nobody has the nerve to fuck with MC since they’re an S rank

- Finger dabbles in illegal substances. Idk, he gives me shady drug dealer vibes

- Luminous accidentally put a virus in the school computers after he watched porn on one of them. It could have been Finger too honestly

- Regardless, MC had to help them get rid of it before any of the teachers saw it. This probably happened at like 2 am so they were up the whole night trying to get rid of the virus

[dr-icons-and-gifs]

Caesar: what’s the hardest thing to say?

NoNo: i was wrong

Johann: i need help

Mc: no

Luminous: it was my fault

Finger: worcestershire sauce

[bomilovesdevildom]

Im about to spam my DragonRaja twitter indirect quotes here now lol 🤡

[sky-the-sword-fighter]

Skaura: can’t believe they think there the cuter couple

Long: well show them

Diawai: where totally cuter

Luminous: oh yeah

As the arrived Diawai held Sakuras hand and long threw his arms around Luminous

Long: do you think your cuter than us

Diawai: yep

They all argue for a moment before Johann and skylet walk past them

Skylet sighs: where the cutest right

Johann: yep let’s go

[maerrybom]

luminous and thalia at one point during 3am in their own dorms

thalia, texting luminous: shut up.

luminous: what ??

thalia: i can hear your crybaby ass from all the way here.

luminous:

luminous: how did you know I was crying ??

thalia: can you tone it down? just suffer in silence because people are trying to sleep. night.

[rurifangirl]

Kayn: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?

Ruri: Aww-

Kayn: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

[mechaspirit]

The Cassell Team’s Reaction to finding out that MC was frozen for 20 years after the Black Swan Bay Massacre

Caesar: Hold on. How can you survived the Black Swan Bay Orphanage destruction 20 years ago? You just attended college and still look young! 🤨

Luminous: Wait. So you're actually older than me?! 😱😱😱

Johann: ... 😶

[caesarphobia]

Johann: You’re blocking the view

Caesar: I AM the view

[nsk96]

I feel like sharing my progress on the script writing. So remember how in Spicy Water, they’re waiting for the DNA results to prove Chime’s innocence? They receive the results in ep 47 and I wondered what is something Finger might say. Then it occurred to me:

Caesar: *holding DNA test results in his hand*

Luminous: So what does it say?

Finger: Chime is not the father!

Luminous: *snickers*

NoNo: *facepalms*

Nadi & Chime: *clueless blank stares*

[sudoki-sara]

Erii: Ask me why I love you.

Luminous trying to eat cereal: Why do you love me?

Erii pulling out a huge chalk board with the words “200 reasons I love my husband”: I’m glad you asked!

[koukouture]

What your Dragon Raja crush says about you!

Johann - Your in the majority - You probably also have/had a crush on Sasuke - You have very flexible taste when it comes to men - Your soft and probs cute - Yeah, Idk but your basic. Like, you know how most guys have Ren as their waifu and how that's peek basic weeb? Yeah, like that but with Dragon Raja and Johann Chu. - you're the mom of your friend group - good standards - you have one brain cell that's constantly on crack Chisei Gen - chances are, you like Chime too - Oh boy - Are you ok? - You probs have daddy issues - you're a masochist - you also have a crush on Lucifer from Obey Me/ You would like Lucifer from Obey Me - you're kinky - and probably submissive - you would let this man ruin your life in any day, any way - you'd let him have his way with you - you're edgy - good standards????? What the fuck are those??? - brain cells????? Where????? - you're sanity is a lost cause (I love this man and he can ruin my life any day) Chime Gen - chances are, you like Chisei too - you also have daddy issues - except even worse - actually good, ok, and healthy standards for men - you're sane - you probably like K-pop - you have a fetish for white haired anime boys - you like twinks - you're in the middle of 'really wanting to fuck this character as hard and roughly as possible' and 'this character would just be the best boyfriend' Luminous Lu - ummm... You're a moron sexual - you like soft Bois - you like em cute - idk but I would die for you you're adorable - you're really pure and no dirty thoughts about dis boi what's so ever - you cannot say fuck legally - you've never thought about Luminous sexually - unlike the rest of us - bby of your friend group Finger Von Friggs - you like a guy with a sense of humor - good standards, you aren't a lost cause like the rest of us - you're a crackhead - you just want a guy you can be yourself around - ummm... idk not a lot of people talk about him Caesar Gattuso - what the fuck he's engaged - you like rich Bois - you have average standards - you have a thing for fictional fuckboys - you're classy - you actually have functioning brain cells - idk he's cute but he's engaged - I can't write about engaged characters like this Hahahahahahaha where did my brain cells go? I left them in the Tomb of Legends

[dr-icons-and-gifs]

Caesar: I’m the most attractive man in Cassell College~!

Johann: My fan base says otherwise

Caesar:

Caesar: I’m sorry your what?

[despairots]

MASTERLIST . . !

FINAL FANTASY

prompto — the past is the past. you gonna share or? what’s up class prez!? incorrect quotes — pt. 2, advanced technology.

noctis — a sin or a son? you gonna share or? incorrect quotes — pt. 2

ignis — incorrect quotes — pt. 2

gladio — incorrect quotes — pt. 2, dating headcanons.

lunafreya — incorrect quotes.

sarah — empty.

cindy — incorrect quotes.

cloud — incorrect quotes.

tifa — incorrect quotes.

aerith — incorrect quotes.

zack — empty

GLITCHATALE / STORYSHIFT

frisk & chara are male because in glitchtale they are and camlia confirmed it (only in glitchtale, since it’s an au) and are aged up to 15-16

chara — s/o based off of veliona/seele from honkai, herscherr reader, dating headcanons, theme music, happy birthday (@/slowkib)

frisk — empty

DRAGON RAJA

luminous — alive and well

caesar — empty

johann chu — empty

NoNo — empty

erii — empty

z — empty

renata — empty

chisei gen — empty

YAN SIM

(i don’t support yandere dev)

ayato aishi — lovesick.

ayano aishi — empty

osano najimi — empty

amao odayaka — empty

kizano sunobu — empty

oko ruto — empty

osoro shidesu — empty

hanako yamada — empty

megamo saikou — empty

VOLTRON

keith — empty

lance — empty

shiro — empty

pidge — empty

hunk — empty

allura — empty

THE QUARRY

dylan — empty

ryan — empty

nick — empty

jacob — empty

max — empty

abigail — empty

emma — empty

laura — empty

kaitlyn— empty

SPIDER ATSV & ITSV

miles morales — in another another dimension, you’re out of touch, i’m outta time, i thought i’m all you wanted, if i were you, i’d do me, talk about first impressions, hey, smile! incorrect quotes, middle of june.

gwen stacy — incorrect quotes.

hobie brown — incorrect quotes.

pavitr prabhakar — incorrect quotes.

miguel o’hara — empty

peter b parker — empty

peni parker (platonic only) — empty