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The fandoms for this: Bungo stray dogs, Saint spells love guide, Honkai star rail
Notes: I’m a minor writing smut, if you aren’t comfy with that then just scroll, I don’t care what you have to say just scroll or block because I’ll keep writing even if you don’t want me to.
I didn’t put every single Saint spells character cuz I didn’t do every route (and for HSR I just don’t care for some of the guys and I hate that gay looking bitch Luocha he’s always showing up in my month for slideshows LIKE GET OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING ZEST FEST YOU MAKE ME HOMOPHOBIC YOU ANNOYING ASS PIECE OF SHIT)
Edit: thx ppl in the comments for reminding me who Ango is, it’s been edited :3
This took me forever BUT NOW I CAN FINALLY DIE
Go ahead, he likes being topped (or he’s usually the bottom anyways)
Okay these guys looove when you’re on top, they get so excited at the site of you on top of them that they can barely hold back their noise when you’re moving, they’ll even start whimpering if it starts feeling too good. They’re so fun to too because you know they’ll let you fuck them stupid if you want <33
Yes, but please be gentle and treat him with love <3
They’d be perfectly fine with you on top but please don’t be rough and mean :( they need lots of love if they’re going to let you be in control, please make sure they know you still love them! Praise them please!!
The praises slip out of their mouths so naturally, seeing you on top of them does things to their body and mind. Talkative or not- prepare yourself for their endless praises while you fuck them/ride them
Chuuya <3, Kunikida, Tecchou, Sigma, Luca Michaelides, Spinel Spiralis, Hui Shi, Sunday, Argenti, Dan Heng, Welt Yang (idk what ppl see in him but he gets a spot)
Nah you aren’t topping, say bye bye to your ability to walk straight
Really? You think it’s possible to top them? They could’ve been gentle but now they probably won’t be! They’re pretty much impossible to top or have any kind of control over, so they’ll make sure you get that in your head
Jing Yuan (pls hear me out), Veritas Ratio, Blade, Bugbear, Siri, maybe Salinger? (I’ll probs play his route again to make up my mind), Fyodor, Nikolai, Jouno
P1:I paid tribute to this classic picture with my own painting style. But I think I just did a subtraction on the basis of the original picture.By the way, I referred to Ugarte for Peter Lorre here, because I think Ugarte is more suitable to attend the original party.
P2:I really like Peter Lorre, who is not bald in Mad Love trailer ... Oh, look at his little expression and chubby body curled up together! !
P3:Old Hollywood fans around me say Peter Lorre is like a puffer fish ...🐡🐡So, as you wish?I think this design is very interesting. Maybe I will continue to draw.hh.
I could break him, I mean I could break her… I could break a mind like I could break a leg, I could shatter it, and then connect each piece with a thin wire and rebuild it into a shape I fancy more… couldn’t I?
Another George Grosz inspired drawing of Dr Gogol and his two obsessions (I am subscribing to @faustiandevil 's idea that Gogol has a toxic affair with dr Wong to distract him from his even more toxic obsession with Yvonne Orlac)
Dr. Gogol: This incel definitely has a Deviantart account. He would rapidly become an infamous lolcow all over the Internet, with his disturbing and badly drawn artwork, and deranged incel rants.
Ugarte: A beloved forum troll who livened up an online community with his amusing joke posts, until the day he was viciously banned by the anal mods...who allowed literal Nazis to remain on the same forum, because "free speech." The forum regulars still talk to this day about what utter bullshit his ban was, and how much they miss his hilarious posts.
Joel Cairo: A drama queen of either YouTube or Tumblr or both, he'd run a classy blog or channel for antique and vintage fashion, punctuated by mouth-foaming rants against people or things that irritate him.
The Baron: A more successful troll than Ugarte, juggling two different troll accounts on the same forum. One account is an utterly ridiculous cartoonish idiot, while the other is a melancholy emo edgelord. Everyone is shocked to learn that they're the same guy.
Mr. Moto: An expert hacker based in Japan.
Berger: The site's resident neo-Nazi who pleasures himself to photos of roadkill. The regs celebrated his long overdue ban.
Johnny West: He's only mildly surprised to learn that he has an Only Fans account and has made quite a lot of money off of it.
Cornelius Leyden: An avid fanfic writer obsessed with one specific historical murderer. As his research takes him deeper down the rabbit hole, he begins to lament on his blog about how conflicted he is regarding his problematic obsession. He continues typing even as Dimitrios has a gun to his head, and angrilly smacks the gun away when Dimitrios interrupts him.
Marius: An expert hacker who's sensitive fingers definitely have an Only Fans account.