#down soooo bad

[tomatoluvr69]

Making a delicious masoor dal to try to cure yourself of a gruesome depressive episode is all fun and games until you get grated turmeric all over your clothes and you can’t even put them in the laundry right away bc the only laundry is at a Red Cross disaster relief station on the edge of town 25 min away. Ah well this sweatshirt had a good run I guess lol

[kevindavidday]

neil, jean and jeremy all have such fanboy descriptions of kevin idek what a pov would sound like from the perspective of someone who isn't in love with him

[cokoweee]

Michael bay production lol

I swear I love Shelldon yall it’s just….so fucking funny

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[lemonsharkgirlfriend]

hotd tells the story of an undying love between two women which consistently overcomes the violence of war, feudalism, and patriarchy. the affection between rhaenyra and alicent weaves through the narrative to tell us something larger about misogyny, gendered violence, etc., that is far more compelling than f&b's incessant and arguably banal “male primogeniture is bad,” thesis. rhaenyra and alicent are not “codependent,” and hotd’s writing (with regards to this relationship) is not “misogynistic;” this relationship is a representation of the power of love against seemingly insurmountable odds and the consequences of rejecting adherence to duty in an inherently corrupt sociopolitical system. rhaenyra and alicent’s dedication to one another sharply contrasts the brutality of the dance, compelling the audience to contemplate the futility of the conflict, the pervasive nature of misogyny, and, ultimately, the faculty of love as a means to combat suffering.

[clairesbeauchamp]

for a moment i was heavenstruck, now i'm down bad

[mamawasatesttube]

"the bats could take down supers despite the supers being way more powerful than them because they are weak to kryptonite!!!" oh really? mhm, right, that's nice. hey, do you know what the bats are weak to? here is a brief, nonexhaustive list: bullets, bombs, swords, crossbow bolts, arrows, crowbars, bombs, grenades, being slammed into pavement at high velocities, drowning, asphyxiation, and i haven't even gotten into the frost breath, laser eyes, ttk in one case, etc. ...

[karvakera]

drawing gojo every day as stupid pet memes until THE shibuya incident: day 16

[waitineedaname]

MXTX protagonists ranked by how bad their mommy/daddy issues are

Luo Binghe: absolutely nuclear level of mommy/daddy issues. this is the consequence of giving your protagonist two deadbeat dads and two dead moms, and then letting him project all those issues onto his overly indulgent teacher

Wei Wuxian: he could've had perfectly normal orphan levels of parent trauma, but what's that?? IT'S THE JIANG PARENTS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!! the combo of fear and respect he had for Yu Ziyuan is already bad enough, but then there's also the feeling of responsibility for the Jiang siblings that they put on him, which then leads to, you know, all the Yunmeng sibling problems

Lan Wangji: this dude is so haunted by his father potentially kidnapping his mother and then locking her up and putting himself in seclusion, and this significantly shapes his relationship with Wei Wuxian. plus he took his mother's death really, really badly :(

Shen Qingqiu: he like never mentions his parents?? which is weird, but at least he's not haunted by it. however, he gets the special privilege of being the person exacerbating someone else's mommy/daddy issues. he brought this on himself. he doesn't get to walk out of a confession involving a metaphor where he'd be pregnant with his partner and act like that's normal

Xie Lian: he definitely has trauma surrounding his parents for sure, but they don't seem to have manifested as specifically mommy/daddy issues? it's just, you know. normal grief. honestly, there's so much shit going on with his trauma and baggage that he can't be defined by this one thing

Hua Cheng: does not seem to care about his parents?? at all???? he's presumably an orphan and they're probably the origin of his self worth issues, but like. in the grand scheme of things, they do not seem to be that big of a concern for him. who needs mommy issues when you have devotion to dianxia i guess

[byleriscanon]

im sorry theo but none looks at their rival like this

[thus-spoke-lo]

cw: afab reader. NSFW, minors DNI

Ace fucks you like he missed you, even when he just saw you that morning; he fucks you like he hasn’t seen you in weeks and won’t be near you again for months, needing his fill of you. He lays you back on your cool cotton sheets, his large, warm palms urgently groping at your body like you’ll disappear if he doesn’t keep a hand on you, mouth latching hungrily onto your breasts, tongue sweeping over your hardened nipples. He sighs and moans into your skin as he trails down your ribcage, biting and kissing your stomach and hips as his hungry mouth drifts across your trembling frame.

Ace eats your pussy like a man dying of thirst, and you’re his glorious oasis. Lewd slurping sounds echo through your quarters as he devours you, tongue darting in and out of your drenched hole, licking and sucking at your swollen lips, rough fingertips digging into the plush of your hips to hold you in place and pull you in closer against him no matter how much you writhe and squirm. Your hands grip at strands of his messy black hair, fingertips digging into his scalp, while he devours you, his warm tongue making circles over your needy clit until you explode in rhythmic convulsions, your hips bucking up into his mouth as he happily laps at you even more, letting you ride out the waves of your pleasure on his waiting tongue.

And when Ace fucks you—finally fucks you, after he’s had his fill of eating you out over and over until breathing hurts your lungs and your heart threatens to beat out of your chest—he fucks you like a man possessed. He hovers over you, the contours of his lean, muscled body illuminated by the afternoon light, and tortures you with how slowly he slides his cock in, taking in the feel of your still-quivering walls as you clench and pulse around him, soft groans tumbling from his lips. He fucks you with wanton abandon, like a raging fire for you burns deep within his core, his thrusts deep and rough as you thrash beneath him. He delves deeper into you with each rhythmic thrust, asking you how it feels, grinning wildly when your responses are reduced to incoherent fucked-out mumbling as you press your hips frantically against him from underneath. Ace fucks you until he gives himself over to his own pleasure—his magnificent body shudders and his hips buck uncontrollably as he spills himself inside you in staccato spasms, your legs wrapping around him ever tighter as he groans long and low into the crook of your neck. He lavishes you with warm, languid kisses as he pulls his softening cock out of you, and whispers filthy promises of all the things he’s going to do to you next, just as soon as he catches his breath.

[ilikedetectives]

Minthara Baenre

Baldur’s Gate 3 (2023) by Larian Studios

[introspectivememories]

not enough lawlu fics about their time together on the amazon lily island. not enough fics about luffy grieving and every step of the way, law is there. not enough fics about luffy exhausted and tired and law picking him up so he can sleep next to bepo. not enough fics of the hearts seeing luffy grieving and offering their own advice on getting through grief. not enough fics of luffy becoming a heart much to the dismay of law. not enough fics of luffy talking about sabo for the first time in like a decade bc now he's really lost both of them and law, who isn't really ready to talk about flevance (and he probably will never be) but recognizing that luffy needs someone who understands, talking about his sister. not enough fics of the hearts babying luffy bc they all participated in his operation and they'll be damned if he gets hurt again. not enough fics of luffy doing something stupid enough that it gets law to laugh and luffy stops in his tracks and looks down at his heart and wonders why is suddenly sped up and then he looks up and law has a small smile on his face and the sunlight highlights his tattoos and in the back the hearts are prepping to leave and luffy cant help but wonder why his heart feels happy and sad at the same time?

[7roaches]

sick asl rn nd drew these laying down

[echoes-in-echoclan]

So... who looked directly at the eclipse?

Forever's gonna start toniiightttt forever's gonna start toniiiight

[birdy-babe]

HE SAID CLOACA???!?!?!

[elizakai]

horror dead is going insane JAHA BUT I MUST KNOW,dusts thoughts on horror now?

(he’s oblivious to romantic signals and chronically unaware apparently BAISNDI😭)

(but hey, wonder if horror could throw him as far as he could throw that axe-💥😔)