#double post woahh

[opalsoap]

I LOVE YOU ANDROID 17 !!! (louder than everyone else)

Im so mushy for him,, sometimes I feel so apathetic and disconnected from everything, but Lapis brings me back and I love him sm for it <3

When he tells me everything will be okay, then I actually feel better because I put all my trust into his judgment,, besides, he tells me "If you're ever falling, you know I'll be there to catch you." And not once did he ever break that promise

GAHH ILHSM I'm so glad my friend introduced me to him,, when I met him in that bakery, I thought we'd never get along,, but here we are, married for life :3

It's nice having a lover who balances you out,, opposites attract is such a real saying HEHSJS

Anyway, take the edit I've made for my dearest :> Lapis made fun of me for making it saying I was sooo obsessed with him (he's not wrong) but oh well !! he loves picking on me for that anyway

I apologize for it being offbeat,, I don't edit, I just really wanted to make the audio :D All in all, I'm grateful you are in my life, my perfect, beloved, Lapis <3

[mywritersmind]

2 HANDS - LN4

summary : In a world where Lando was actually in Tate’s music video (except tate is y/n) Lando’s hands stray for a bit too long and the tension seems a bit too thick for them to be faking it.

listen up : SMAU!!! suggestive content! swearing. some mean things commented.

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You knew the music video would be good. You didn’t know it would be a worldwide hit and rack millions of views each day.

Lando Norris putting his ‘2 hands’ on you wasn’t just for show but the public didn’t know any better. But everyone knows the internet… they love to speculate.

YOURUSERNAME

yourusername 2 HANDS IS OUT NOW AHHHH!!!! Here’s some flicks from filming <33

username36 : SCREAMING IM SO OBSESSED

yourfan77 : F1 AND Y/N??? MY TWO WORLDS🧡🙈😭🙂‍↕️✨

username92 : the zoom on his TWO HANDS people died

↳ landofan44 : (it was me, i died.)

sabrinacarpenter : pop princess omg

landonorris : you said you wouldn’t post the last pic.

↳ yourusername : I lied😊

↳username55 : holy i need them together now.

landonorris : an honor serving an icon

usernamelame : How much do we think she paid Lando to be in her music video??🤣

↳ username15 : However much face card is

gracieabrams : QUEEN IM SO PROUD!!

carlossainz : @//landonorris the one time i’m going to tell you that you were sort of cool

username69 : IS THIS A HARD LAUNCH?? TELL ME THIS IS A HARD LAUNCH.

↳ username : if you have to ask that then it’s definitely not a hard launch.

↳ username23 : They’re together 10000% DID YOU SEE HIS HAND PLACEMENT???

INTERVIEW FROM THE BRAZILIAN GRAND PRIX

y/n ➡️ lando

LANDONORRIS YOURUSERNAME

DISCUSSED IN Y/NLANDO FANDOMS <3

username61 : I KNOW YOU GUYS SEE Y/NS STORY WITH THE ‘see you in vegas’ AND A HEART HAND. WITH WHO YOU MAY ASK?? LANDO NORRIS I KNOW THAT RING.

landofan772 : yeah they’re dating and i’m hella jealous but also happy

kikagomez : i ship it.

↳ username : KIKA???

↳ y/nfan : KIKA WHAT

username01 : the girl in his story?? HAS to be y/n.

↳ username27 : they could just be friends

↳ username92 : don’t ruin the fantasy and delusion of love.

y/nfan444 : THE FLOWERS!!! our girl deserves the world.

MAX FEWTRELLS STEAM

LANDONORRIS

landonorris LANDO NORRIS AND Y/N L/N MAKE THEIR OFFICAL COUPLE DEBUT!! Jk it’s just y/n and I looking hot and sexy together as two people very much in love. Proud of my girl 🧡

yourusername : hey that’s me!!

↳ landonorris :😁😁

yourusername : lover era!

↳ landonorris : MUAH

yourusername : fav pair of hands

↳ landonorris : 👏🏻

↳ carlossainz : WOAHH

↳ maxfewtrell : keep it pg you two.

username44 : IM ACTUALLY IN TEARS

y/nfanforever : LOVE IS REAL

↳ username61 : for them maybe, i’m still single af.

landofan78 : on MY cellular device??

romeobeckham : i knew you seemed happier recently

pietrapalio : DOUBLE DATE TIME!!

↳ yourusername : YAYAYAY

↳ landonorris : @//maxfewtrell say what now

username434 : I KNEW THAT MUSIC VIDEO WAS TOO DAMN SEXY FOR TWO PEOPLE WHO JUST MET

landoandy/nfan : thinking about how he felt her up in that car on camera FOR REAL

username000 : I feel so privileged that I live in a time where Y/n and Lando are together. A victorian child would never understand.

[livin4woso]

Not so little anymore (leah williamson x sister!reader)

Summary- reader who is leahs younger sister comes back to Arsenal after a loan spell at athletico Madrid, and it seems that in that time, you've grown more than leah wants too accept.

Your loan spell in spain had come to an end, and it was time to come back home to Arsenal. It was a bittersweet moment for you as you knew you had missed your family and friends, but you're also gonna miss the guaranteed playing time and not being known as leah williamsons' little sister.

Now, dont get yourself wrong. You absolutely adored your sister, but after her recent success with the euros and womens football on the rise, you slowly slipped in the shadows from the williamson sisters to leahs little sister. She was 7 years older than you so she has always had a bit of a protective streak over you and always viewed you to be that small little girl that you used to be not who you are now. An adult.

You were now 19, and after your season long loan, things had changed. Arsenal had practically got a whole new squad with newer bigger players, but they also had sold some players some who were close friends to you. But also you had changed due to athletico Madrid more intense training style and not knowing the language so you found yourself in the gym more often than not you had grown to be quite a force not to be reckoned with on the pitch. When at madrid, you had also changed your position to right back after playing in centre back your whole youth career to be like leah, you now wanted something different or maybe you needed something different.

When arriving back home, you had decided to stay in your childhood home with your parents while mid search for an apartment near the training ground. Driving into the training ground felt weird. It was a strange feeling of comfort but also unfamiliarity as you knew the place but not the people in it, and those you did know had surely forgotten about you in that time you had been gone. You made your way through the grounds with small chats to staff who were quite happy to catch up with you and ask about your time in spain which had left a linger on you due to your tanned skin.

Your arrival back had been a secret as jonas had insisted to make it some social media post to have hype to your return but in all honesty you weren't a fan of the cameras so this was like a worst nightmare suitation. Jonas greets you at the entrance of the fields before telling you to wait about 10 minutes before coming down into training. "Right, girls, before we start the next drill, i need you to get into pairs," he says, knowing the squad is an uneven number. "We dont have enough for everyone to be in pairs," leah says to him " oh right well leah i have a guest coming in 5 minutes if you want you can help introduce them to everyone" he suggested back and leah gladly accepts his offer.

You have finally been signalled by staff. You can go onto the field, and as you walk down to the girls, you see leah stood next to jonas. She has to double take to see if its you because she swears she's hallucinating that your walking towards her " have you missed me or something lee you're gonna swallow a few flys if you keep you mouth open" you shout towards her dragging the attention of your other teamates. " girls im happy to announce y/n is back from loan" jonas states, and leah pulls you into the most bone crushing hug ever. However, this time, you're not the smaller williamson. You're actually a decent size bigger than her, and your arms had grown, and so had your legs.

"Woahh mini williamson isn't that mini anymore maybe we should start calling you big williamson?" katie shouted at you as she almost tried to size you up. "Yeah well a year in madrid paid off and surely im now the better looking sibling" you joked flexing your bicep at katie knowing she'd find it funny until leah cliped you the back of the head. "Ow, what was that for?" you asked her. "For being a knobhead now come on, we have new people to meet," she said. She had dragged you around to make you meet people and scoled you if you were a foot out of line it felt like she was trying to be your mother than your sister and truthfully that pissed you off.

You had proved to everyone you could live by yourself at just 18 when you went to madrid, now you're 19 in london and being babied. You loved leah. However, she never knew when to stop pushing you until you break. You could easily get over the throwaway comments of "you're my baby sister man" or when she would tell one of your teammates an embarrassing story. However, this time, she went too far.

Kyra alessia lotte and vic had invited you to come out drinking with them and of course you accepted as it would be nice to be able to talk to them without leah shoving the fact shes you're older sister down there throats. You were having a good time and an even better one when a brunette woman asked you to dance with her. She was in her early twenties, and it seemed the other arsenal girls not fussed, so you kissed her, and she kissed back. " You are so pretty, but im really sorry. i have to go, but here's my phone number you should call me," you said, letting go of her waist and walking back to your friends "Don't tell leah i dont need a lecture on sex" you said to them "we wont" kyra says wrapping an arm round your shoulders as you began to make your separate ways home.

However, the brunette had left a mark on you, more specifically, your neck she had littered hickeys down the side of your neck and well it wasnt a big deal everyone has had one so it didn't fuss you. Yet, coming into training, you were in for it. "Y/n come here" leah demanded "mhm yeah sure" " can you please explain why you have been fucking attacked by a vampire on your neck you're not old enough for that at all !" She shouted in front of everyone, yet you had reached your limit and couldn't keep quiet anymore "leah grow up im not 12 anymore you had no issue with me leaving the country for a year and not one of you bothering to come see me so i dont know why you are so hung up on a hickey on my neck" you shouted back and rather then making the suitation worse you walked out the room slamming the door.

Leah was quick to chase you though "y/n wait please" " what leah i don't want a shitty apology or whatever i just want you to treat me like im your friend not your baby sister who needs protecting i grew up and its time for you to realise it" you said trying to make her understand your frustrations.

"Im sorry i will do i guess you're not so little anymore and i forget that but really you need to stop growing i dont want to be the little williamson" she said breaking a smile and since then you found balance between sister and friends and it was perfect.

[moxiebility]

double posting today woahh

[kiruvry]

uhhrmm woahh double post uhrrmm OKAY im sorry guys i love being insane here's my fuckign. half elf paladin w zevlor bc i love imagining things that ARENT POSSIBLE that old man needs a big hug and a kiss i think. Something something old man yaoi

[mattdrawssometimes]

woahh, double art post? and both have Ozzy in it...

[ilyushin18]

just realised u can double tap to like tumblr posts... woahh.. this change everything

[the-chessboard-is-personal]

tpot

I was going to put an easy way for you to skip the Yoylechess analysis but actually you don't get one because. come on, you're reading a liveblog. you're a nerd too.

(/silly)

ep2 34:56 - I knew it. I knew that was going to happen ep2 36:06 - what is Two writing.

ep3 20:53 - woahh double elimination

ep4 0:04 - CHESS MENTIONED. the need to analyze this chess variant as much as possible is,.rising

ep4 3:05 - yo that Cake at Stake song!

ep4 7:39 - CHESS MENTIONED (again). if anyone mentions chess One more time I won't wait until the end of the episode to make a comprehensive compilation of everything that is known about Yoylechess

ep4 8:00 - what. the. the what. THE WHAT ??? actually. hold on. ...hey I have a theor[I glitch out of existence right before I hit the ground]

ep4 11:28 - Yoylechess is played on a red and white 8x8 board, usually on top of a life-threatening rollercoaster. The pieces are green and purple, with one player playing as the green side and the other as the purple side.

here is a 3D mockup of a Yoylechess board. I will not be making the pieces oh what the fuck

.anyway

as opposed to chess, it doesn't matter which color of square is in the lower-right corner upon starting a game of Yoylechess. (confirmed episode 4, 11:11 where a light square was present as opposed to the dark square they were using before) we get a really good visual of each individual piece at exactly 0:40, but only one of the piece names, the FreeSmart Supervan, is known. with this knowledge, I will give temporary names to the other pieces until the real names are known.

the "Yoylepawn". at the very beginning of episode 4, Pillow can be seen moving a purple Yoylepawn to a4*, but it's unknown where the piece was moved from. This makes a few possibilities, any or all of which could be true or false: - Yoylepawns can move to red squares. - Yoylepawns can move to squares on the A file*. - (requires assumption) Yoylepawns can move forward.

the "Yoylebishop". nothing is known about this piece.

the "Yoyleknight". nothing is known about this piece, including whether or not its facing direction is relevant to gameplay.

the FreeSmart Supervan. the real name of this piece is known, although it has an improper name of "truck piece". it is unknown whether or not the facing direction of this piece is relevant to gameplay. at 11:23 of episode 4, Cake is seen moving a FreeSmart Supervan from h3* to e3*, implying one or multiple of the following: - the FreeSmart Supervan can move horizontally. - the FreeSmart Supervan can move left. - the FreeSmart Supervan can move from white squares to red squares.

the "Yoyle Needy". nothing is known about this piece.

the "Yoyle Tower". nothing is known about this piece.

according to Pillow, it is against the rules of Yoylechess to question the rules of Yoylechess. however, as I doubt the legality of the move Pillow made at 0:42 of episode 4, I will mark anything known only through Pillow stating it in red, for "potentially a lie".

according to Cake, after the move at 0:42 of episode 4, all of her pieces were on "the weakest squares". this implies one or multiple things from this list: - the optimal placement of pieces is closest to the opponent. - the optimal placement of pieces is in the center of the board. - Cake's pieces are on their home squares, and pieces are somehow weaker on their home squares. - throughout the game, pieces have traveled to those squares many times, making the squares themselves weak. - something else

Pillow's multi-piece move at 11:45 of episode 4 implies one of two things: - players can move multiple pieces a turn, including their opponent's - Pillow cheats at Yoylechess

there is some form of a points system in Yoylechess that is different from the points system in chess, however it is unknown how a player gains or loses points.

*as notated in chess.

and I found this post in r/chessvariants

oh, also. I made this. I mighht be going insane

and that's everything I know about Yoylechess so far! anyway, back to 𝕥𝕙𝕖

ep4 15:45 - what the FUCK.

ep5 3:44 - where do eliminated contestants go??

ep5 11:26 - ohh that would be a fun bumper cars style game

ep6 0:45 - augh I haven't even PLAYED dnd before and that hurt me. also why are you rolling A D6??

ep6 16:07 The Stanley Parable does this I thgink

ep7 1:10 - huh. this is the second time someone other than Two caused the intro to start

ep7 26:47 - hmm.... but what is DRESLAND AM... and why did Eraser say it was familiar..

ep7 30:14 - what the fuck is over there w4hat the4FUC4K i4s 4ov4e4r4th4er44e4

ep8 20:23 - hey wait didn't that say vote for who you want eliminated last time

ep9 27:32 - HUH?? WHAT???? MORE NUMBERS????? and. and they're aliens. number..aliens. numbaliens? no wait what about X. math..aliens? mathtians? like "math martians"? uhh. whatever THEY'RE FROM THE MOON???????

ep10 1:00 - nice moon hole. I See You

ep10 3:30 - every time I see that intro I just think about like. what if there was an object show where whenever someone got eliminated they were no longer in the intro. that would be a cool detail right? but. I have way too many projects..I can't make an object show! no!! hrgghhghggghghhgrhghrgrhhgh[a folder appears in my computer's Series folder called "object show placeholder name"]ghrggh- uh oh

ep10 5:57 - so every good object show needs..a massive plot twist at the end, a season with no winner, strange divided episode order, and.....a Taco? oh- uh. I rnean. holy shit BOOK'S NIGHTMARE IS ABOUT ENDING UP JUST LIKE TACO!!!!!

ep10 9:48 - ohh so that's Robot Flower's nightmare. completely fair tbh that's my nightmare too

ep10 27:52 - evil leafy. also. is- is Goikys And Dragons really, REALLY played with a d6???? like. what would these guys DO if someone showed them a d20.

ep10 29:07 - I like how Price Tag's face is the "[D]" in the voting screen ep10 29:27 - woah. wh- that cloud is 1.

ep11 7:15 - so 4 is...less powerful in their head than outside? that's. strange and unusual

ep11 20:05 - WHO. WAS THAT SOME WEIRD DISTORTED SCREECH

ep12 2:04 - what is That ep12 3:42 - SPEEEEEEEN

ep12 9:36 - ah yes, team 𝅘𝅥𝅘𝅥𝅘𝅥𝅘𝅥𝇓𝇓. wonderful name, right up there with [eight names at once]

ep12 13:13 - ?? Yellow Face is a portal??? ep12 15:03 - uh oh.

ep12 19:10 - Four what the hell are you doing. FOUR. WHAT ARE YOU DOING

ep13 0:0- wait a minute this isn't episode 13 EPISODE 12 WAS THREE MONTHS AGO?? AUGH why are none of the object shows I ever watch finished when I start watching them?? sigh.. guess I'll just rewatch a bit when the next one comes out.

the last 5 videos in the playlist are just the previous seasons right

[pegawolph]

DOUBLE POST WOAHH

[jeserai]

last line tag game

Post the last line you wrote and tag as many people as there are words.

tagged by @gaycinema​ thank u....ily but i am Not tagging this many (77) ppl

She’d ask the stars to find the perfect friend and bring them to her—someone nice and funny and just as fast as her so they could race down the block all the time—and she’d tell the moon all the reasons why she deserved her new best friend: she paid attention to everything her tutor said, and she helped Adam with his chores, and she shared her double popsicle with Kyle after he dropped his ice cream cone.

tagging: @akari-hope @bow-woahh @tolstoyevskywrites @perfumermista @angelselectric @artemisbye

[alittledizzy]

do you know how long dan and phil were talking online for before they met in person??

I don’t have a hard answer to that because it depends on what you mean by ‘talking online’ but what we do know: 

- Dan said he’d been watching Phil for ‘a couple of years’ before they started talking.- The first screencapped tweet from Dan to Phil ever was dated May 28, 2009. (He was also leaving youtube comments and almost certainly left youtube comments before then as well, but we don’t know what his original youtube screenname was.)- The first time Phil replied to Dan with a generic tweet response was June 2. - The serious youtube spam (the ‘I think I have a crush on you’ ‘I think I love you’ etc ones in response to the Space Adventure videos Phil did) was June 11. - Phil added Dan on facebook on June 21. - On Sept 26 Phil told Dan to add him on MSN. - On Oct 3 Phil tweeted Dan “text me back howl” so they were definitely texting by that point. - On Oct 7 Phil tweeted “woahh just talked to Dan for 5 hours” and Dan tweeted “im having an epic conversation.”- Dan posted a screencap of them skyping Oct 9. - And we all know met irl the first time Oct 19, so that’s about it. (I think the skyping didn’t start until some time late November but since it’s not relevant to your ask I didn’t double check that.) WHOOPS I WAS WRONG. Updated.