#double dick anon

[nyxronomicon]

Oh Rafiq has double barrels?? 👀 👀 👀 I also think you should make a list of roommates and their measurements… oh and who would be willing to help me do laundry??? Inspired by your recent reblogs. 👀

-double dick anon

I'll have to come up with something interesting about Aleric's cock bc vampires don't really have a monster form, but I do love the idea that vampire bites are like a strong aphrodisiac to humans so maybe that's enough? (idk monster penises are fun though. i'll think about it)

anyway. thank you for giving me a great first hcs for ATWH...

And They Were Housemates... "helping" with laundry

Lycaon

Honestly, he’s not great at doing laundry to begin with. Back in his day you had to wash everything by hand so the whole washing machine thing is new to him

Once you show him how to use it though, he’s really proud of himself for Learning A Technology and he wants to help out more often!

He offers to do your laundry and yours alone

He’s not paying much attention. Just kind of grabbing something and tossing it in like you showed him. 

When he reaches your unmentionables he just stops dead in his tracks and stares at the laundry basket. He’ll avoid touching them until they’re the last things in there. 

He’s blushing. Let’s not even talk about what he’d do if someone walked in right now (he’d panic)

Finally, he quickly throws as many as he can in at once. He missed one, of course. It really took a lot of mental preparation for him to do that to begin with and now there’s one more?? 

He pulls out the last pair of underwear and holds it as far away from himself as possible, but he can’t help being a little curious. No one really comes down here anyway…

They’re much more revealing than he expected… he pictures them on you and his face instantly turns red… He quickly tosses them in with the others, paranoid someone might show up (as if they can read his dirty thoughts?)

Regardless, he can’t get the image of you wearing those out of his mind… 

If you let him do your laundry again, he’ll look a little closer. He really respects boundaries (because he has such rigid boundaries himself) so he’ll never steal them, but there would definitely be a point at which he’d give them a little sniff… 

Rafiq

Rafiq was throwing in a load of laundry- as a gardener, he needs to wash his clothes pretty frequently. 

He asked if you had anything (because he’s a gentleman? Maybe. To see your underwear? probably.) 

As he’s going through your basket, he finally reaches your underwear. He inspects each pair you’ve trusted him with, although since he wants you to let him do this again, he’s not going to take any (yet)

He’ll return your laundry, folded and neat (including your underwear)

He’s definitely going to comment on them. Depending on the style of undies you wear, he might say “Frilly little things” “Very practical” or (depending on the nature of your relationship) how they probably look better with you in them…

If you let him continue to do your laundry, you might notice a pair or two go missing every once in a while. They always turn up again after a week or two though.

Rafiq is very discreet about it. He finds the pair thickest with your scent and slips it into his pocket, returning to the greenhouse as casually as possible so he can experience them fully…

He loves your scent. But more than that, he loves picturing them hugging your cute ass… tight on your sex… and now he’s rubbing them against both his cocks thinking about how you’ll innocently put these on after he’s washed and returned them

The first time, they’re absolutely soaked in cum. Then, he makes a point to always have a pair on hand for this exact purpose. He cycles them out because what’s hottest to him is thinking about you wearing something so defiled by his seed… 

There’s definitely a point where he will have cum all over every pair you own, then washed and returned them to your collection. 

A human wouldn’t notice, but even after getting washed they can be heavy with his scent. It’s his way of getting a little possessive

Diaval

Diaval is also doing laundry frequently. Working in the shop means he’s gotta wash his coveralls weekly. 

He’s happy to do you the favor of adding some of your things in.

Honestly, he doesn’t think twice about it until he reaches into your basket and pulls out a pair of underwear. 

He grins. Looks around, listens carefully. If no one’s around, he’ll inspect them closer. 

He’s definitely going to smell them. 

At this point he’s more curious than anything. He’ll do this to every pair in the basket until he reaches the last.

Of course, he wants you to continue to trust him to do laundry so he doesn’t take any, but he’s really tempted by a particularly cute pair that he’s loving picturing you in. 

That image remains in his mind for a couple of weeks until you ask him to do your laundry again.

At this point, he’s obsessed with this pair. He’s been masturbating thinking about you in them. When he finds them in the basket again, he smells them deeply and shoves them in his pocket. 

Those are his little treat now, sorry

He doesn’t cum into them at first, he just takes in your scent as he touches himself. Eventually, he can’t resist and rubs them on his hard cock and he can’t go back. He cums in these a truly obscene amount

It’s been long enough that he couldn’t possibly return them, so he just washes them with his clothes and uses them to masturbate religiously. They barely even smell like you anymore but he won’t dare take another pair. 

Aleric

When you asked him to do your laundry, this man immediately thought about your underwear.

Part of him wanted to request you don’t include them, but he didn’t want to seem like a pervert by bringing it up at all. 

This guy doesn’t touch his laundry. He just pours it into the machine and hits go. So after dumping your clothes in, he noticed on the very top was, you guessed it, a pair of your undies. 

He stares at them a truly stupid amount of time. He wants to pick them up. Touch them. Smell them. He can almost smell them from here, if he focuses enough. 

Literally. He’s just looking. Staring at the top of the pile. 

Like for a really long amount of time. A third bullet point about it amount of time.

A text message breaks him out of whatever trance he was in, not realizing the half-chub in his pants, just from seeing your underwear. 

He glances at his phone, you sent him a cute thank you for doing your laundry and his cock throbs. 

He can’t stop himself now. You were basically asking him to take a little gift for himself, right? He pockets the underwear and starts the laundry, rushing to his room to take care of himself

As he rubs them on his cock, he’s picturing how he would slide them aside to enter you, humping his fist desperately like it’s you. 

Immediately after he cums all over them he’s incredibly embarrassed. He’s even more embarrassed that not even 10 minutes has passed, so he can just add them back into the laundry like nothing happened. 

He might “accidentally” run an extra cycle to make sure you never find out… 

It’s highly likely he’ll do it again, though

[silverwhittlingknife]

Has Tim ever put Dick on a pedestal?

100% yes! This is basically Tim's backstory IMO. Prior to meeting Dick in Lonely Place of Dying, Tim's a kid who's got a distant, idealized, made-for-TV vision of Dick and Bruce - mostly Dick - and he sets out on a quest based entirely around that misperception.

Aaaand then he immediately crashes headfirst into reality, because the Dick Grayson and Bruce Wayne he remembers from his childhood memories and daydreams are like this:

But it turns out that the actual real-life human people are a bit more, uh, cranky than Tim's glossy vision - things are tense and neither of them are super-happy to meet Tim:

And Tim has to rethink a bunch of his mistaken deductions as it slowly dawns on him that - far from being a plucky team - Dick and Bruce are actually not getting along at all:

And so Tim has to realize his whole plan of "Dick has to be Robin again!!! That will fix everything!!! :)))))" was actually wrong, and based on a misunderstanding of Bruce and Dick's relationship. And having realized he was wrong, he immediately sets about trying to figure out what he’s failed to understand in the most intrusive way possible—by asking lots of nosy questions!

Actually-meeting-Dick is basically the end of Tim’s super-idealized vision of Dick. It's not a vision that can survive contact with an actual human being who's snapping at you. And kid!Tim is (I love him but) extremely pushy and annoying, and Dick's a prickly young adult who is not above getting annoyed, which means Dick snaps at him pretty regularly.

But Tim does continue to admire him.

So for their various interactions after Lonely Place of Dying, IMO "does Tim have Dick on a pedestal" is kind of a judgment call based on your assessment of Dick's relative strengths/virtues. What's unambiguous: Tim has a consistently higher opinion of Dick than Dick does of Dick, and they argue about it a lot.

I had way too many thoughts about this, so below the cut:

Comics where Dick and Tim have conversations along the lines of Dick: "I suck and I'm failing at everything." Tim: "That's not true!! Actually you're great and you're succeeding at the thing you think you're failing at!!"

So who's right - Dick or Tim?

Dick and Tim's high opinions/expectations of each other: the plusses and minuses

Comic examples

Here are a couple different variations on Tim thinking that Dick is great (often when Dick's less sure):

in Showcase, Tim thinks that Dick’s a way better teammate than Azrael, even as Dick’s thinking himself as a failure who let the Titans down; 

in Prodigal, Dick tells Tim a story about confronting Two-Face which to Dick symbolizes a moment of great failure and which Tim insists was a no-win situation where Dick did the best he could;

also in Prodigal, Dick’s despairing over how badly he thinks their encounter with Killer Croc went and meanwhile Tim thinks it went fine (after all, Dick listened to him and called an ambulance instead of beating up Croc!), and Tim tells Dick to lighten up and Dick talks about how he’s a failure; 

in Nightwing 6, Dick thinks he’s doing badly in Blüdhaven and he’s self-conscious about it and paranoid about what Tim might tell Bruce, and Tim insists that the fact that Dick’s being targeted means he’s succeeding and getting close instead of failing, and Dick retorts that this won’t be comforting if he winds up dead because getting close just isn’t good enough; 

also in Nightwing 6, Tim thinks Dick was a better Robin than Tim is, and Dick thinks he wasn’t that great and that Tim’s better;

post-Last Laugh, Tim’s insistent that Dick's being too hard on himself about attacking the Joker whereas Dick's really haunted by the experience and confides that it feels like he's discovered a terrible dark side of himself;

way later in Nightwing 110, Tim’s seeking Dick out and Dick’s trying to avoid him because he thinks he’s a bad person who’d be bad for Tim;

in BW: Murderer, Tim doesn’t trust Bruce absolutely, but in Red Robin, he does trust Dick absolutely (or at least, more than Tim trusts himself);

etc. etc. etc.

Who's right: Dick or Tim?

So, is Tim being too easy on Dick and looking at him with rose-colored glasses, and Dick’s harsher view of himself is the correct one; or is Dick a perfectionist who’s being too hard on himself, and Tim’s the one who’s actually seeing Dick’s strengths more clearly?  

I don’t think the comics really commit one way or another! These are moments of multiple-perspectives, where we notice that Tim has one attitude and Dick has another attitude and that tells us things about the characters, not moments that are meant to resolve to a simplistic “one person is Right and one person is Wrong.”  I think often you could argue that they're both right? So, like, if you wanted to take the approach of, "Tim's idolizing him but he's not actually as great as Tim thinks," I don't think the comics precisely contradict that interpretation.

... THAT SAID, look, I am a Dick Grayson fan at heart, and I tend to lean toward “Dick’s being too hard on himself.” 

Tim’s not oblivious to Dick’s flaws—he immediately figures out, for example, that Dick’s gonna attack the Joker, and rushes off to stop him; he just isn’t as judgmental about this moment as Dick is, and he doesn’t think it makes Dick an awful person forever.  The point is (Tim says later, practical-minded) that it was made right, and Dick shouldn’t beat himself up about it.  In Prodigal, Tim’s not unaware that their fight with Croc went badly; he’s just focused on how Dick’s morals and teamwork-centric attitude feel right to him in a way that Azrael’s didn’t, and look, Tim didn’t get shot even though he got shot at, and isn’t that the important thing?  Tim gets caught in the same ambush that Dick does in Nightwing 6; he just takes the glass-half-full attitude toward it while Dick takes the glass-half-empty attitude.  And so on.

Tim admires Dick, looks up to him, trusts him, interprets his flaws generously, and doesn’t think he’s a failure. And... this isn't quite in the comics, but it doesn't contradict them: I like to imagine Dick feeling like he's on a pedestal, and feeling kinda uncomfortable with Tim's admiration when he's forced to realize it exists, and feeling like he doesn't deserve it, and sometimes subconsciously braced for the other shoe to drop, convinced that Tim can't possibly really think this forever, that he's deluded somehow, and that eventually Tim will realize who Dick really is and get disillusioned and leave.

And I tend to think of Dick having this problem a bit with everyone in his life who thinks highly of him, but especially with Tim, because he doesn't feel like Tim's ever needed him or that he's done anything worth Tim's admiration. I feel like Dick - despite some insecurities - does know his own worth as a team leader, and he knows he was a good partner to Bruce, and he understands when he's helping people who are clearly floundering, like Damian and Rose. But all he's ever done for Tim is...hang out, and be nice. And he doesn't think Tim ever needed fixing or saving, and he vastly underestimates both the value of his own friendship in general and how much it's meant to Tim in particular. Not all the time, because later in their relationship when they've known each other for years I do think Dick does feel a bit more secure in that friendship and entitled to make demands based on it (and vice versa, for Tim). But I do imagine Dick periodically feeling like Tim lets him off the hook too easily, and thinks more highly of him than he should, and alternating between being grateful for it and uncomfortable with it.

But I would argue that Dick does deserve Tim’s admiration! 

Look, Dick's not a perfect person - no one is. He does screw up sometimes, and sometimes he's petty or jealous, and sometimes his temper gets the better of him. But he is pretty great! He's brave and thoughtful and kind and generous and caring. He takes his own grief and his own suffering and devotes himself to helping other people. And Tim sees that. Tim watches an orphaned kid crying on stage, and has nightmares about it - and later recognizes the hero in him. Tim stops Dick from beating the Joker to death, and he holds Dick back from strangling Hugo Strange, and he talks Dick down from two separate panic attacks, and he listens to Dick monologue about his various perceived failures, and he gets yelled at a lot when Dick's annoyed with him, and his takeaway from all of that is that he believes in Dick, and trusts Dick, and thinks he's a hero.

You could see that as Tim having him on a pedestal and refusing to acknowledge the ugly reality. But I tend to see it as Tim understanding that Dick's flaws and occasional missteps don't define who he is - the fact that Dick's human doesn't make him any less of a hero. Tim can see the hero that Dick can't always see in himself.

Dick and Tim have really high opinions of each other... for better or worse

Tim's not alone in having a high opinion of Dick - Dick thinks Tim's pretty great, too! Dick repeatedly compares himself to Tim and finds himself wanting, whether he's thinking that Tim's a better partner for Bruce, or having a fear toxin nightmare where Tim's a rival who's beating him out of a job, or deciding that Tim would never have let Blockbuster die (and that he'll be better off if Dick avoids him), or musing that Tim would be a better Batman. Dick calls Tim his equal and closest ally in Red Robin; Tim thinks Dick is "the best" in his origin story and basically never changes his mind.

I think nowadays we're sometimes pretty highly-attuned to the way that high expectations can be bad or oppressive, and... I have mixed feelings about this? On the one hand, it isn't untrue! Dick and Tim's mutual high opinions of each other, and correspondingly high expectations, are not an unmixed blessing! They 100% cause problems! Dick and Tim think highly of each other, and expect a lot from each other, and sometimes they're pushy or abrupt or demanding when they could stand to be more sensitive. And the iffy side of high expectations is something I find interesting, and I do think it's solidly canon-based - you see aspects of this in several of their comic conflicts - LPoD, Graduation Day, BftC, RR, etc.

But at the same time, it's complicated! I don't think you can fully untangle the higher expectations from "they rely on each other and have a lot of faith in each other." Love and trust are different things, and Dick and Tim care a whole lot about being trusted, not just about being loved.

I also think it's important that their belief in each other is often a gift rather than an inevitability: Dick and Tim choose to see each other in positive ways. Something they both do is after they have a conflict, they'll apply on a retrospective very positive gloss to whatever just happened. So e.g. Dick starts Resurrection mad at Tim, and ends it by declaring, "I let you make the choice... because I knew you'd make the right one." Tim spends most of Red Robin 1-12 mad at Dick, and ends it by declaring that he knew Dick would catch him because Dick's always there for him. And in both cases, we-the-readers are aware that they knew no such thing! But to me, that doesn't make these declarations meaningless - it makes them more meaningful. Their faith in each other is sometimes genuinely felt, and sometimes it's something they stubbornly brute-force into existence because they want to give that gift to each other.

And I mean... Tim did make the right choice. Dick was there when it really counted. Just because it isn't the whole truth doesn't mean it's not a truth.

Now, does this positivity also put some pressure on them? Absolutely! They're both people who are very upset by failure, so they tend to reassure each other by insisting that there was no failure, could never be failure, failure is impossible, even when they know perfectly well that's not true. They praise each other's skills as a love language, when what they mean is I love you no matter what. They talk about other people's needs but don't always acknowledge each other's. And it'd probably be healthier if they said instead, "Even if you'd made the wrong choice, it'd be okay, because it's okay to make the wrong choice sometimes," or "Even if you're not always there for me, that's okay, because no one can be there for someone else all the time."

And they do not say that, because Dick and Tim are relatively well-adjusted by Batfamily standards but that is a very low bar, and at the end of the day they're still deeply messed-up perfectionists who deal with their emotional problems by punching crime in the face.

But look, they're trying. And isn't that the important thing? <3

[xero013]

i rly like the idea of elesa teasing ingo and emmet, either verbally or physically

Oh this, THIS I can get behind, Anon >:0

Elesa LOVES teasing her bfs, they just make it too easy tbf, enjoys making them flustered and all, she loves seeing color in their faces ;>

(what's even better is that her bfs can be a tease to her too >:>)

Only a selective number of people would understand what she meant by it being December💁‍♀️

Elesa! You just broke him >:0

Leave the man and his cube alone, Elesa >:l

Thank you for the prompt ( ꈍᴗꈍ), sorry it took a while!

[ohyesididnotjustdothat]

WHAT DO U MEAN MILE LOVES BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN… also i dont know if its just the workshops but i feel like they are not each other’s FIRST boy kisses 🤣 they are both EXPERIENCEDDDDD is what its giving

Can't speak to the workshop stuff lol, but here's Mile talking about Brokeback Mountain.

And the clip:

While getting this clip I ran into this:

Not Apo thinkin' about how Mile saying Brokeback Mountain reminds him of the good old days sounds funny 😩😩🤣🤣

[hood-ex]

I just wanted to tell you how much I fuckkng love you and your account and everything, thanks to you I can continue obsessing over Dick Grayson and not have to worry about misinformation, for real saving the fandom 🫶🏼🫶🏼

Ahhh I'm always so touched to receive messages like this, thank you! I'm happy to be a fuel source for your Dick Grayson obsession 😌. And I'm thankful that you read my posts and such. It's always nice to share things with other Dick stans 🥰.

[lkluvsu]

opinion on a pedri/gavi/fermin threesome🤔🤔🤔

another rlly old ask (my baddd 😣) but the thing is i brought it up to bella and we couldn’t figure out what we thought would be the dynamic

[thegnomelord]

Sense you are a medical student I have a condition called diphallia it's pretty rare (so I'm told) have you met/seen anyone with that condition?

I know what it is thanks Reddit (go figure) and yeah, it's super rare, like 400 clinical cases have been recorded since the fucking 1600's

So no, I've never met or seen someone with it. But I am morbidly curious.

[fideidefenswhore]

Jane stans are literally the most unpleasant people I've had the misfortune to trip over on Tumblr. The sanctimony and double standards defy belief. Seriously, can they keep to a coherent thought process?

It's the strawman arguments for me.

[whorehausen]

Me and @mjeffss at the start of our friendship: "Texts/messaging only because phone calls make us anxious" Me and @mjeffss now: 7-hour + video call to watch the Buy In, Double or Nothing and the press conference together.

[nyxronomicon]

Ough your event making me consider coming off anon to ask for and they were housemates drabble…. 👁️ 👄 👁️ I am drooling, how could I pick just one character and one scenario?!

-double dick anon

Hehe honestly you can request as many ATWH drabbles as you want. I love my boys I'll write anything for them

[vgilantee]

obiwan is sad and fuckable.

suitless vader is also sad and fuckable.

massive win for us

like to be fair, i just need both of them. doesn't matter if its at the same time or they take turns, i just need them ???? how dare they be this fine.

un fucking fair if you ask me

i think it’s the Daddy Issues™ that have me more horny for obi-wan but but but but BUT suitless vader and sith obi-wan can deffo take turns and if obi’s favourite commander wants a go who am i to stop him

[i2sunric]

𝐒𝐎𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐃 (hyung line)

𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨: fivesome. unprotected sex, hair pulling, blowjob, rough sex. masturbation, handjob, double penetration, pet names (angel, baby, doll) lmk if more. NOT PROOFREAD → PART 2

a/n: based on this ask from anon! hope you like it <3

It wasn’t that Heeseung was oblivious about the stolen glances his members gave you whenever you came over to the dorm, for goodness sake, he was a man as well and knew what was the effect to see such a pretty girl.

He would’ve asked them to stop or at least try not to show it— if he hadn’t noticed the way you just craved their attention. He sees how you unbutton your shirt or bend down shamelessly. And it should’ve angered him, it should’ve pissed him off.

But maybe, his contorted desires matched with yours, which was why he decided to test something out by taking you right in the living room. He lied, telling you the members had a schedule about a en o’clock episode he didn’t have to do and lured you inside the lion den, touching the spots he knew would make your head spin until you gave in and started sucking his cock.

The nasty sounds filled the dorm, you were so busy trying to pleasure him you hadn’t even heard the front door opening and now the three men watching the pornographic scene happening in front of their eyes.

“Looks like we have public, angel.” You blinked, puzzled as you took him out of your mouth to turn around.

Widening your eyes at first, they soon fell on the evident hard-ons your boyfriend’s best friends wore under their pants.

Heeseung smirked and caressed your cheek, making you turn around “You want more cock, mh?” He grasped your chin and made you turn around as well.

“Here you go baby, they’re all here for you.” And it didn’t take much for you to be laid down on the sofa with Jake’s cock shoved inside your mouth as you stroked Jay’s one with your free hand.

Sunghoon was rutting his hips inside of you, his huge cock filling you up to the brim. Your moans echoed in the room while you maintained eye contact with Heeseung.

He was slowly pumping his shaft at the sight of you being pleasured by his band mates, so pretty and so sinful.

“Pussy s-so good.” Sunghoon groaned, gripping your hips so tight they would’ve probably be bruised by the next day.

“Taking my cock so well.” Jake pleased as he grasped your head, fucking your mouth, hitting the back of your throat as you gagged.

“Careful there.” Jay nagged at Jake for being so rough, the feeling of your hand around his dick bringing him close to release.

“Fuck I’m so close.” Jake threw his head back “Can I cum in your mouth baby, mh?” He asked but his gaze turned to Heeseung who shook his head.

Jake groaned but complied with his wishes, pulling out as he pumped his cock fast to cum all over your chest– But as you saw precum leaking, you whined and pulled him back inside your mouth.

The warm feeling was enough to make him cum, hot seed dripping down your throat, tasting him.

Heeseung watched you shocked, the mere view of his best friend cumming down your throat was enough to make him cum undone as well.

In the meantime, Sunghoon’s thrusts turned maniacal, his cock hitting your cervix with all of them. You squeezed your eyes shut and stopped moving your hand to help Jay, your own release approaching fast.

Jay groaned in complaint and moved to raise your back from the sofa. He positioned himself behind you and when Sunghoon understood what he wanted to do, he stopped thrusting.

You opened your eyes, a little oblivious to what was happening around you until you felt stretched so wide it was so painful. You let out a whimper of pain and both men turned to look at Heeseung.

“Ask her.” He said sternly “It’s not my body you’re using.”

“Baby, can we fuck you at the same time?” Jay asked, rubbing his thumb on your waist “It’s gonna feel good, I promise.”

“Yes, doll.” Sunghoon nodded as well, “You just need to relax.” He slowly circled your clit to relax you.

You took deep breaths, in and out and slowly got used to the feeling of both of them. They thrusted at the same time, slow and steady.

You turned your face to look at Heeseung and Jake that had joined his side. Your boyfriend gave you a warm smile and you reached your hand to him.

Heeseung took the clue and moved closer, pulling you into a heated make out session. Your moans died in his mouth as the two other men picked up their speed.

“Ngh— S’good.” You rolled your eyes back, gasping on Heeseung’s lips.

“Look how you’re taking their cocks so well.” Heeseung praised “My angel is doing a perfect job, mh?”

The pair of Jay and Sunghoon let out deep growls, signalling their were close “Don’t you cum inside of her, got it?” He said, his tone dangerous. “I’m letting you fuck her but only I get to breed her.”

His words were enough to send you over the edge, making you clench around the big dicks. Sunghoon pulled out and jerked on your stomach, his seed coating your skin.

Jay kept thrusting to ride you out of your orgasm and as he felt you relaxing, he pulled out to cum between your ass cheeks.

You pulled Heeseung back into a kiss, sloppy and needy as his best friends whispered sweet praising to you.

Jake walked behind Heeseung and you looked up at him as if to ask for permission. Your boyfriend nodded, a little reluctantly, but he let you have a make out session with him.

Needless to say, the aftercare was awesome, all four men treating you like a princess, serving you and pampering you with cuddles.

“When’s next time?” You asked that night as you were snuggled on Heeseung’s chest.

“Am I not enough for you?” Heeseung scowled, a little offended. You pecked his lips and chuckled “Of course you are, baby.”

You leaned into his ear and whispered “But I saw how you enjoy when I get used by your friends.” And maybe you were right. Maybe he had a kink.

[ohyesididnotjustdothat]

Beautiful eyes beautiful nose… proceeds to name his favorite actors since he was a child as having a striking resemblance to apo. Mile pls. And apo being happy that mile knows him well. Also the FOUR lipbalms took me outtttt

The fact that legit I would just assume they were describing each other w their ideal traits lol

And tbh, I just can't get over how gorgeous Apo is. It honestly makes me insane thinking that he seems to hint at there having been ppl who made him insecure about his looks, which is never ok to begin w but HIM??? Like damn (and yeh mile, we see u constantly gushing by comparing him to ur childhood heroes I get it 👀👀)

And I used to think I just projected onto Apo bc he's my fave, but Mile mentioning how he buys a lot of smth he likes--I'm the same way ashskdj

Like I'll forget if it's not there, but when I remember it and have the chance to buy it, I buy in bulk, bc I'm just thinking of enjoying it and how I'll wanna enjoy it once I finish, and how I'll wanna enjoy it after that, etc etc

P much I'm not gonna keyboard diagnosis him, but if he had adhd, I wouldn't be surprised haha

[maybanksprincess]

size kink with jj!

warnings: smut, unprotected sex (pulled out), p in v, size kink, choking, pet names, a little use of "papa j" 😵‍💫

little blurb based off this ask! thank you anon (def not horny)

your positioned laying on your back on jjs bed that has weed and chips scattered over the blankets, but you couldn't think about that right now when his dick was rutting in and out of you at a frantic pace.

and damn he was so big.

you can tell the blonde is getting close by the way his eyes flutter shut, and his movements grow much more sloppy, his forehead glistening with sweat.

his eyes slowly open back up, and you watch as his gaze drifts down to your stomach, and he lets out a strangled groan.

he places his ringed hand on your lower belly, gently pressing down to feel his cock slide in and out.

he grabs the back of your neck gently, tilting it up so you can see his dick practically stretch you in two. "look at that, mama." he coos, "look at how deep shes taking me, baby."

he starts to thrust harder, his hips snapping into yours, and his thrusts becoming deeper. he finds himself buried to the hilt, his balls hitting your ass with each thrust.

"mmph- jayy..." you whine, trying to push him away by his chest, the pleasure becoming all too much, but you couldn't bring yourself to use your safe word. it was too much, but it was so good at the same time.

"you know your safe word mama, you wanna use it? hm?" he asks teasingly, already knowing the answer.

you shake your head no, and let a pathetic whimper escape your throat.

"thas' what i thought." he says, as a wide smirk appears on his tanned face. he continues his deep thrusts, his high approaching any second now.

he moves his thumb down to rub circles on your swollen bud, doubling the pleasure. "cmon mama, 's okay. cum on papa j's big dick." he drags.

you couldn't hold your orgasm anymore, you came all over his cock, squirting and making a mess on the already messy bed sheets.

jj isn't far behind you, pulling out and letting thick white ropes of his seed spill down onto your little tummy. hes a moaning and whimpering mess as well, all worn out. but he cant help but tease you, "so im really that big, huh?" he says with that tired, but goofy grin on his face.

he was never letting you live that down.

[tra1nchi]

Imagine riding your cute innocent step brother while his dad is home… suddenly he walks in and instead of getting mad he decides to shove his dick besides his sons into ya hole😔

🌷anon

So cute,, MINORS DNI!! Bttm/dom male reader,,step bro/dad,,double penetration,,Degradation,,rough sex

"Please stop, he'll hear.." Your step brother was always so whiny,,even when you were both kids he would never shut up!! But now in that moment you didn't want him to be quiet,,

Bouncing up and down on his cute little cock,,his hands holding tightly onto your hips as he tries to get you to stop!! He won't be able to hold back his moans if you keep bouncing on him that way!!

He was a total virgin,,watching how your cock bounces against your tummy,,how you builded him for being a virgin at his age and losing his v card to his own step brother was so embarrassing!!

Unable to stop himself from throwing his head back in pleasure,,moaning out your name,,growing even louder to the point that his voice drowns out everything else in the room, even the distant footsteps!!

"Dad! How long have you been there?" He says in a panic forcing you to stop riding him,, you both expect to be kicked out of the house for having sex with your own stepbrother but he doesn't say anything of the sort!!

"Long enough" Your step father walks over to you both,,he had his eyes trained on your back as he strokes your shoulder blades lightly before spreading your cheeks even further apart!

"Lets see if I can fit in too hm?" He coos as your step brother tried to stop him and pull out,,but your asshole clenched so lovingly against him!! His face flushed as he felt his fathers bigger,, more experienced cock press up against his!!

They contyine fucking you,,you were barely able to bounce on his dick so you switched positions,, you laying on your back as both men pistoned in and out of your stretched hole!! Your step fathers huge hand enclosing your dick as he strokes it off in time with their thrusts!!

[sheep-from-rad]

Hi! Sorry if this is weird or anything, this is my first time sending an ask lol

But I just finished reading your writing about the singer/influencer reader and omfg I love your brain. Like imagine the reader did a cover of/wrote like spit in my face by ThxSoMch or Cigarette Ahegao by Penelope Scott (love her sm btw-) cause just imagine the GUILTTT

Imagine the Batfam listening to their music and just hearing the bitterness in their voice as they sing “Screwing everything up, doing everything wrong, In my defence I wasn’t supposed to be around this long, so” HGDECANZZKNFBVD

Anyway, I love your writing and I hope you have an absolutely amazing week! Take care of yourself too- drink water, eat some food and try to get some sleep ml <3

Nah anon you're cool. I love reading asks. ALSO credits to Luludelulusramblings, they made the originally made Influencer reader. Batfam belongs to DC as usual. Singer reader post: here

You know, in the Art History year 1901-1904, Picasso started the Blue Period where he only painted in the shades of Blue. It started due to the death of his friend, later his financial struggles, and of course the current state of the society. Blue Period art was so good but so doleful and depressing that no one wants to hang it in their house. Singer! Reader started their career covering mainstream songs, band songs, maybe even vocaloid. 

Their blue period started months before they planned to leave the manor. It was a simple cover of MARINA’s ‘Are you satisfied?’ A lot of burnt out overachievers ate that cover, even Tim himself. The song is basically the reader questioning the Wayne last name. Sure it was a goldmine to others but to them it’s a ticket to misery. One song cover turned into many song covers, enough to make a long playlist to play at 3 a.m. when you’re about to have a breakdown. 

The whole playlist? Batfam avoids it because it reminds them of the times they could have been giving you love but they didn’t BUT at the same time they can’t really avoid it. It became like those guilty pleasures playlist. Damian loves and hates reader’s ‘The Family Jewels’ cover because it reminds him of the fact that he and the reader are basically on the same boat. They were just children who needed attention and love. He got that attention and love immediately because of the whole league of assassins backstory. He won’t admit it but the weight of the role weighs like tonnes of iron on his shoulders. 

Jason, Bruce and Cigarette Ahegao will roll together so much. That man has twice the amount of trauma Bruce had and his coping mechanism sucks. All the aggressiveness was just a coping mechanism, underneath he’s a man with conflicted feelings and those years of being dead and suddenly being resurrected didn’t help. Let’s face it Bruce is a tired man who lives a double life. He's a man who dresses up like as a bat making sure the city is safe but he can't cover all grounds. The neglect on reader was unintentional but neglect is neglect.

Dick with reader’s cover of ‘Stressed out’ by Twenty one pilots, no explanation needed. ‘This is me trying’ by Taylor Swift with Cassandra, Stephanie, and Tim. Cassandra and Stephanie being raised by villains and Tim being an overachiever to have his parent’s attention. His parents being always away and realizing he basically did the same thing to the reader by making them feel invisible. 

Double guilt if they left the playlist on autoplay and ‘Daddy issues’ plays. Any version but I think the original fits the bill. Reader ends their blue period with a cover of Mother Mother’s ‘Burning Pile’ basically saying ‘Yeah fuck it, it’s over. I’m burning it, I’m leaving it, I’m closing the chapter’. But to the Batfamily, it meant renewal and turning a new leaf, an invitation to make things better.