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I know this site is like 99.9% usamericans so all of the political posts are focused on the US election but I think it's important for everyone to know that the Australian Liberal Party (which is actually the conservative party) straight up missed the deadline to put in the nominations for local elections, which means there are a stack of electorates where there is no nominee for the major conservative party and it's the funniest thing that's happened in years.

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Dont Skip,,please help my sons !!🇵🇸🍉

Hello! I am motaz from Gaza.

My house was destroyed and I lost my job and everything we had in this country. I feel great pain writing for you, as I have to start this campaign to save myself and my people from this human disaster. We live in harsh conditions, and we only have hope after being displaced several times from our home. Now, we are fighting for the most basic necessities to survive - drinking food and water.. Imagine with me that you wake up every day and don't know how to get a meal for your kids. Imagine the anxiety that grips you as you try so hard to protect your family from hunger and thirst. This is our daily reality. Your donation, no matter how small, can have a great impact. It can provide us with a meal, a clean water bottle, or a moment of safety under these difficult conditions. Every donation brings with it a ray of hope, alleviates our suffering and gives us strength to face a new day. Please donate and support the resilience of the Gazan people, especially citizens in the north of the Gaza Strip, and share this campaign with your friends and families. Together, we can make a difference and help my family get through this ordeal. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for your generosity and support. My warm greetings. Motaz

I want to save the lives of my family and escape death.

I hope you will help by donating and reblog

🆘🆘

Every 1110 kr= 100$

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If companies are allowed to sue you for losses during a strike, there is now no longer an incentive to not simply burn down your place of work.

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circle

[ID: Four-panel comic with crudely drawn stick people.

Panel 1: Several people are sitting in a chair circle. One of them is visibly green, another is visibly pink with a bright blue jacket and orange pointy anime glasses. A third one is wearing a blue cap. The person in the middle, who is none of these things, leads the conversation.

Middle person: "All right everyone, time to do a hexcode circle! My hexcode is #000000, what are yours?"

Several people respond "#000000".

Panel 2: Zoom in on the green person and the middle person, with a third in between them.

Green: "Mine's #00FF00."

Middle: "Oh, but we're very inclusive here! You don't have to fit into primary hexcodes!"

Green: "...I prefer #00FF00."

Middle: "I'm just saying, if you want to go with something like #33BB33 that's fine! It would suit you!"

Panel 3: Zoom on the one with the blue cap.

Closeted Blue: "I'm uh... Well, um, uh, you see-"

Middle: "Oh, looks like we have exciting news!2

Closeted Blue: "...#000000. Sorry. I'm not uh. I'm grayscale. Can we move on?"

Panel 4: Zoom in on anime glasses.

Anime Glasses: "#LEG3ND."

Middle: "That's not a real hexcode!"

Anime Glasses: "I don't give a shit."

Middle: "I'm sure you can find a valid hexcode that suits you!"

Anime glasses: "You dipshits can't handle a visually green person using #00FF00, I'm not playing this game."

End ID.]

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out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

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Chat please stop me from playing fortnite. I didn't think they'd ever get me but they're kinda getting me

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Apparently seals in Aberdeen have learned to climb onto a branch and rest there

Arboreal seals

I AM LOSING! IT!!

ARBOREAL SEALS

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HELPPP WHY WOULD THE INTERVIEWER ASK THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE 💀💀💀

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I just woke up from a dream and

So it was Salmon Run and it was high tide. But instead of being normal high tide it was like super high tide? By which I mean you were confined to a like 2x2 square at the very top of the stage. And instead of a normal comment on the wave Grizz just said ‘Oh, shit.’ in really tiny lettering and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

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Cool procrastinated takin pictures long enuff Have the goldie plushies I worked on earlier this year :3 That last pic is so you can see the actual daylight colors next to boris! Here's a video of me usin the voicebox of the goldie plush too!

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What is it with white popular bloggers and not reblogging donation posts?

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you know in retrospect it's weird that the splatooniverse has a band called "the squid sisters" when, like... they Are squids. that's like if the real world had a band called "the human league"

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this joke doesn’t make any sense because look at him he knows exactly what he’s doing

??? is this like a mario kart joke? i dont get it

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glados miku ^_^