#dosac

[everydaywomble]

[omnishambolic]

[anteroom-of-death]

15: but I thought the music was non-diegetic!

Bill: but what if someone wiped your memory! How would you like it!?

The universe's DJ, dropping Clara's Theme:

[half-an-hour-hence]

‘Malcy’ … ‘love and fucks’ … the kisses at the end…

They’re so in love it makes me physically ill

[masterbaiting]

im literally always saying this

[space-glasgow]

the way these two always behave like an old married couple

[halles-comet]

The Thick of It is great because with Veep I had a pretty in depth understanding of how the US government works and could appreciate the specific satire of it. I’m an idiot about the UK’s structure so it was always just thirty minutes of blind chaos until a Scottish person stood in the middle of the room and screamed their head off which was arguably funnier. like when you watch a foreign language soap opera just for the facial expressions

[micahdotgov]

its just me and my dosac ministerial box against the world

[arkhams-knights-blog]

You might be hyperfixated but are you sharing a handwriting with your favourite character hyperfixed?

[ohmerricat]

dosac is kind of like a petri dish into which a contagious virus has been introduced (malcolmspeak) everybody gradually gets more and more infected. with the disease. nicola after working there a week composes metaphors like “i am standing in a factory that makes fans and a man has walked in with a giant shit spraying machine”

[idknotgonnapost]

okay i got the book (ttoi: the missing dosac files) and we finally know how to write ollie correctly

[dynamobooks]

Armando Iannucci et al: The Thick of It: The Missing DoSAC Files (2010)

[tuckeresque]

:: you are carnage // malcolm x nicola // for @idontuselifts ::

"There are spaces

between my lines

that only you

can fill."

⸻

Malcom was currently stalking the halls of DoSAC. He needed to find the Glummy Mummy and give her a stern talking-to. The appalling radio interview that she had last night would haunt the party for days to come.

As he made his way to her office, he stepped inside and pointed to the door. Ollie and Glenn looked terrified to find him standing there.

"We need tae have a talk, minge-box," he began. "The sort of talk where daddy tells the weans mummy's never coming home because he murdered her and buried her in the backyard. I might just do that tae ye at this point. We seriously need tae talk about that radio appearance last night. Fuck off, Ollie, alright? Ye too, Glenn. Fuck off. Get back tae work, both of ye. Stop standing around in mummy's office."

[afieldinengland]

average dosac morning malcolm tucker mentions both poppers + cocaine in the span of about five minutes whilst moving menacingly about the officespace

[half-an-hour-hence]

After reading The Missing Dosac Files, I’m 100% convinced that Jamie and Malcom used to send an ‘x’ on the end of their emails to each other, but one time Malcolm accidentally sent an email to someone else with an ‘x’ on the end because it was so instinctive, so now he has to put an ‘x’ on the end of the occasional email to various different people in order to make it seem like something he’s just picked up to be more sarcastic rather than people accusing him of being in a relationship

[masterbaiting]

someone needs to put a bear trap in the dosac building. someone should make the people in dosac discuss sacrificing 10% of the world’s children and then fill the building with toxic gas. oh wait peter capaldi was in that season of torchwood already