#door to door sales

[weirdponytail]

We used to get some churches and ‘just a moment of your time’ door to door people coming by Dad’s. I got really sick of it.

Now they walk up, read the sign, laugh, and leave.

“We do not want to join your church, be prayed for, hear ‘the word,’ taste your Spaghetti God’s Sauce of the Divine, buy your supertowels, or anything else that you’re trying to get us to buy either with money or our time and attention.

NO SOLICITING MEANS NO. SOLICITING.”

[ashtonderoy]

Dear PCA Promotions.

Written by Ashton Deroy To: PCA Promotions. Address 3701 Chesswood Dr, M3J 2P6 – North York ON On behalf of Business owners in Brampton Ontario. We are asking that you not send your solicitors into are area. We do not feel comfortable that your employees have no criminal vetting and they are going door to door harassing our Business owners and going around our secretaries and we want it to…

[cosmicalart]

Can people not send their kids out to go door-to-door asking for money? Like wtf do schools do those stupid fundraiser things just to send kids out to annoy people. Idc what it's for, I'm not giving you money for random junk that isnt even worth the price (I know, my middle/high school did these every year and tried to make them mandatory and it was stupid magazines or toys youd find at the dollar store that immediately break selling them for 10$+) . And they dont even leave!!! They'll stand at your door knocking until you finally answer, like let me chill in my house coat in peace. If the school really needs money then do a bake sale or coffee house like a fucking normal person and not harass people.

[cosmicnovaflare]

Cinder again!!!

[carsthatnevermadeitetc]

Mazda AZ-1, 1994. For sale in the UK, an Autozam AZ-1 M2-1015 spec kei car which has travelled 77,000 miles and has a full service history. It is offered for £29,999

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[auspicioustidings]

You know what fuck it, Simon Riley deserves to retire from service and open up a tiny little bakery because his ma always loved the cake he made her for her birthday every year. It was shit, he made it from box mix that was expiring so was reduced to 25p, but she always acted like it was the best cake on the planet.

He puts a ton of work into learning to bake. Finds he likes it, likes how you have set steps to follow to reach the correct outcome, likes that to get things ready he's awake with the sun when it's quiet and there's nobody around. He decides to name it Beth's (his ma would have liked that, she'd have been mortified if he named it after her).

He's not expecting much on opening day. He sells out. Every soldier he has ever worked with, every single one still alive and kicking, walked into that bakery as a friend to support him. Even those that wound up on a different side from him came because they understand that the Ghost deserves this, he deserves to grow old and fat, to make peace with his past and learn to enjoy his future. So few of them get the chance.

[ramlightly]

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[souryellows]

there was a room in the old family farmhouse that was technically my uncle’s office but we just called it ‘the clown room’ because it was decorated floor to ceiling with clownery. clown paintings and posters. piles of clown magazines. clown statues. and even worse is the house was burnt down at one point and when they finished fixing it up they put the clown room back together with the same decorations, now all at least somewhat damaged in the fire, the worst of which were the horrific partially melted clown statues

[door]

new bedding moodboard

current bedding situation:

i'm keeping the yellow quilt (which has seen some serious wear and tear but i can't afford to replace it right now) but everything else is going, i think. it their place:

at least that's the plan!

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

OUGH NOOO THAT'S HELL!!!!!

[bugmistake]

theres a goth store i like but every time i go in there im so scared they're gonna chase me out with hammers for some reason. the person who's always at the counter is literally nice. i just always feel like a doofus goin in there

[chamerionwrites]

People can unquestionably be deeply weird about food (see: recipe bloggers who are more about conspicuous consumption than actually good recipes; people who leave comments on recipe blogs about how fruit or god forbid carrots are unhealthy because - checks notes - they contain too much sugar; tr*dwives trying to politicize photos of bread; Silicon Valley guys selling fad diets). I find this as annoying as anyone (v possibly I find it more annoying, as a person who likes to cook!). However I also find it annoying when people act as if the act of cooking elaborate (or even not-so-elaborate) meals is in and of itself something weird and snobbish. Cooking is like the single most accessible hobby bro. The end product is food and you kinda need that to live, and also it’s often cheaper to make things yourself assuming you can afford the time cost. “God save us from people who make pasta sauce from scratch, why would anyone do this” well you see, sometimes people have hobbies. Sometimes people enjoy the process of creation as much as the thing itself, even. Sue me for finding joy in the stuff I’m compelled to put in my face to stay alive I guess

[lionsongfr]

I struggle amongst the crimson waves, a storm above, an ocean below.

The fish hide in their safe little caves, I battle above, a terrible show.

Down I go, down I go, I down I go low. My body now belongs with the ocean flow.

The ocean has won this tug of war, adding another to its score.

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