#doom patrol the secretary

[azulso]

Kay Challis alters by

[cordspaghetti]

had a dream that i made fan art of mcr as some brooklyn-based doom patrol-esque crime fighting team battling the big robot from dylan burnett’s arcade kings outside the broadway showing of moulin rouge. i think gerard was literally rita farr he was like skyscraper sized in the background , naturally in the secretary uniform. and i did it in colored pencil

[embracesufferdestroy]

As much as I love Moon Knight, I've been reading his comics forever, I actually think Crazy Jane from Doom Patrol is probably the best DID rep I've ever seen. It's definitely flawed in little ways, but the comic books seem to understand a lot of different personality roles & how DID is actually born in a person. There are persecutor personalities (Black Annis), littles (Baby Doll, Siggy), factives (Lizzie Borden), fictives (Lady Macbeth), an introject of her abuser and also her caregiver (Daddy and Granny Good), architects (Driller Bill, Driver 8, The Engineer), protectors (Flaming Katy, Hammerhead), hypersexual alters (Scarlet Harlot), ANP (the Secretary) and so on. I also appreciate how she has cross gender alters. In the comics, some alters fuse, "die", remain dormant, and so on as Jane's journey goes on.

Jane does have 64 personalities, so she is highly polyfragmented and displays some extreme compartmentalization. One thing I have always appreciated about her portrayal of DID is that in the show and in the comics she's portrayed as being messy, unstable, sometimes violent, and pulls no punches with just how rough and ugly DID can be. This was written in 1989.

Each of her 64 personalities has a different power and are understood to be their own people. I don't remember in the comics, but in the show Jane does go through final fusion to become Kaleidoscope Jane which I think was possibly the right thing for her.

If you do choose to check out her story, TW for CSA and childhood abuse

[trashogram]

More scattered weasel things:

• I can’t decide if I like the idea that the weasels knew Doom was a cartoon or if they thought he was an actual human. The novelization apparently has Smartass aware of Doom being a toon, but I’m also partial to the idea that the gang took up orders from a human bc they thought it gave them a higher status among their fellow species. • Also wondering if the Toon Patrol, or any of them singular, has also killed a human — or even if they were able to participate in murdering other toons with Dip. In the Disneyland ride, they deploy dip without the help of Judge Doom, so it’s possible. • I debate over if I should start on the theory of toons having free will or not. That requires a lot of time and its own post. And then just general Reader/Toon Patrol stuff:

• Tbh I feel like Reader learning that laughing too much/nonstop can kill the weasels breaks her heart. Her poor little guys :(

• I feel like it would actually take Reader the longest to get used to Greasy bc he’s an overwhelming skirt chaser/sex pest

• Trying to figure out how Wheezy would get attached — I imagine him as a silent guard dog type. You’re not even sure if he likes you, but then he takes on 10 men to protect you one night and you’re stunned with that answer.

• Psycho steals your shit. He’s a hoarder when it comes to obsessions. Don’t @ me.

• Smartass fantasizes about being the mayor of Toontown and Reader is always his secretary/wife. He and Greasy have to have a ✨Complex✨ concerning being toons, I just feel it in my bones.

• Reader cannot point that out or she risks angering them, but treating them as equal to human men or stroking their egos about how they’re “even better” than human men gets them going.

• Considering Snow White-inspired reader becoming corrupted when she’s around the gang too much and helps them out with their schemes. And maybe they actually accomplish stuff with her around lol.

• I have an odd line with the explicit/nsfw stuff in that I feel comfortable with coming up for ideas with it if Reader becomes a toon herself. Like with Roger/Jessica — I’ve made shitposts about their sex life out of spite, but it really doesn’t bother me to imagine that between them. Idk why. It would be the same with the Toon Patrol. • Also on that note, including Stupid in any of it makes me go “eughhhh maybe not”. I think the most risqué thing I could ever include him in is literal pattycake. • Why I would be fine w/ including Psycho — I think he’s a stealth/hidden genius personally. It’s just a funny idea to me, but because he was made to be, well… psycho, he’s still incompetent/not the leader. • If you want NSFW toon patrol, lemme know lol

[dear-indies]

Hi Cat! I hope you had a nice weekend. Could you please help me with faceclaims I’ve been struggling with? I’m trying to think of actors and actresses that could fit both the screwball comedy and the noir aesthetic of movies from the 30s/40s. Thank you so much!

Non-binary:

Sara Ramirez (1975) Mexican, some Irish - is non-binary (they/them) - Madam Secretary.

Janelle Monáe (1985) African-American - is non-binary (she/they) and is pansexual - Glass Onion, Hidden Figures.

Women:

Anna Chancellor (1965) - The Hour.

Miranda Otto (1967) - Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.

Queen Latifah (1970) African-American - is openly dating a woman but hasn't publicly labelled her sexuality - Bessie.

Luisa Ranieri (1973) - 7 Women and a Murder.

Christina Hendricks (1975) - Mad Men.

Ruby Lin (1976) Chinese - Phantom of the Theatre.

Ginnifer Goodwin (1978) Ashkenazi Jewish / English, some Welsh, distant German - Why Women Kill.

Kelly Macdonald (1976) - Swallows and Amazons.

Juliet Rylance (1979) - Perry Mason.

April Bowlby (1980) - Doom Patrol.

Zhang Jing Chu (1980) Taiwanese - For a Few Bullets.

Allison Tolman (1981) - Why Women Kill.

Kate Siegel (1982) Russian Jewish, Moldovan Jewish, Polish Jewish, German Jewish - is bisexual.

Ruth Wilson (1982) - His Dark Materials.

Natalie Dormer (1982) - Penny Dreadful.

Emily Blunt (1983) - Mary Poppins.

Kerry Bishé (1984) - Penny Dreadful.

Andra Day (1984) African-American - The United States vs. Billie Holiday.

Nathalie Kelley (1985) Argentinian, Peruvian [Quechua, possibly other]

Chasten Harmon (1985) African-American - Damnation.

May Calamawy (1986) Jordanian, Palestinian / Egyptian.

Janet Montgomery (1986) - Dancing on the Edge.

Natasha O'Keeffe (1986) - Peaky Blinders.

Rachel Shenton (1987) - All Creatures Great and Small.

Evan Rachel Wood (1987) - is bisexual.

B.K. Cannon (1990) - Why Women Kill.

Julia Garner (1994) Ashkenazi Jewish / English, Cornish, Scottish, Irish, German, Scots-Irish/Northern Irish.

Anya Taylor-Joy (1996) - Peaky Blinders.

Sadie Calvano (1997) - Why Women Kill.

Benedetta Porcaroli (1998) - 7 Women and a Murder.

Men:

Burn Gorman (1974)

Chiwetel Ejiofor (1977) Igbo Nigerian - Dancing on the Edge.

Matthew Goode (1978) - Dancing on the Edge.

Oscar Isaac (1979) Cuban-Guatemalan-Spanish - W.E.

Vinny Chhibber (1980) Indian.

Ben Barnes (1981)

Fawad Khan (1981) Pakistani.

Utkarsh Ambudkar (1983) Marathi / Tamil.

Oliver Jackson-Cohen (1986) Egyptian Jewish / English - The Haunting of Bly Manor.

Nikesh Patel (1986) Indian - Indian Summers.

Hale Appleman (1986) Ashkenazi Jewish / Irish, English - is queer.

Ludi Lin (1987) Chinese.

Nicholas Ralph (1990) - All Creatures Great and Small.

Dominic Sherwood (1990) - Penny Dreadful.

Jacob Anderson (1990) Afro-Caribbean, English - Interview with the Vampire.

Daniel Zovatto (1991) Costa Rican - Penny Dreadful.

Freddy Carter (1992) - Shadow and Bone.

Jeremy Pope (1992) African-American - is gay - Hollywood.

David Corenswet (1993) Ashkenazi Jewish / English, Irish - Hollywood.

Anirudh Pisharody (1994) Indian.

Eli Goree (1994) Black Canadian.

Jonah Hauer-King (1995) Ashkenazi Jewish / English.

Hey! I'm not that helpful when it comes to time era asks but I hope you find some suggestions useful!

[iconuk01]

Crazy Jane in The Doom Patrol

I've been very impressed by how the Doom Patrol TV series has been faithful to the designs Richard Case came up with in the comics for Grant Morrison's characters..

The Secretary and Flit

Driver 8 and Baby Doll

Sun Daddy

Black Allis, Jack Straw, the Scarlet Harlot, Kit W'the Canstick, Mama Pentecost and the I-don't-think-actually-named-but-who-could-resist-that-visual "Nun with a Chainsaw"

There are a couple of exceptions

Hammerhead isn't quite so literal

And the Weird Sisters have one, rather than three, bodies.

But even so, that's commitment to the artists original vision!

[ladyorlandodream]

Fan: "Who are you attracted the most between them?"

Me: "Yes"

[skewedlights]

[wocscifi]

DIANE GUERRERO as CRAZY JANE THE SECRETARY | Doom Patrol, “Vacay Patrol”

[mndvx]

DOOM PATROL – Vacay Patrol (S03E02) ››› Diane Guerrero as Jane The Secretary

[azulso]

La Patrulla Condenada

[brokehorrorfan]

The Flesh Eaters has been released on Blu-ray via Scream Factory. Limited to 1,500, the 1964 sci-fi horror film is available for $26.98 exclusively from Shout Factory.

Jack Curtis (best known for voicing Pops Racer on Speed Racer) directs from a script by Arnold Drake (co-creator of Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy and DC's Doom Patrol). Martin Kosleck, Rita Morely, and Byron Sanders star.

The Flesh Eaters has been newly scanned in 2K from the best available film elements. An alternate cut of the movie is included in standard definition. Extras are listed below.

Special features:

Alternate cut (standard definition)

Alternate cut audio commentary by writer Arnold Drake, filmmaker Fred Olen Ray, and film historian Tom Weaver

Interview with actress Liane Curtis

Outtakes

Storyboard gallery

Image gallery

Poster and lobby card gallery

Trailers

A flight chartered by a petulant film actress and her secretary goes haywire when a storm and engine trouble force their down-on-his-luck pilot to land on a remote island. But this island is inhabited by Prof. Peter Bartell, a scientist with a disturbing past ... and an even more disturbing present. Experimenting on mysterious microbes existing in the waters surrounding the island, Bartell hopes to cultivate them into insatiable monstrosities capable of eating their prey's skin in the blink of an eye!

[moscarific]

@lightedwindows tagged me to post 10 blorbos from 10 of my shows. (She tagged me two days ago, when she knew I was at a Florence and the Machine concert, and then I forgot. So here we are.)

In roughly the order that they became my blorbos:

Elim Garak, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

When I rewatched this again in my forties, I thought, well, this is it, this will be the time when I stop wanting to fuck Garak and realize I have turned into him. Instead, I've kind of turned into Dax, and I still want to fuck Garak.

Hank McCoy, X-Men

I thought my quest to turn myself into Beast would involve graduate school, but my strategy has shifted to gender-affirming hormones and hair dye.

Kerry Weaver, E.R.

She was supposed to be the villain, but have you seen the rest of the cast? She wields her crutch like a staff of righteousness.

Jayne Cobb, Firefly

My love for the man ain't hard to explain, etc.

Stiles Stilinski, Teen Wolf

Yeah, yeah, my blorbo and everyone else's.

Tali'Zorah vas Normandy, Mass Effect series

Blorbo from my video games! If you romance anyone other than her, you're playing the game wrong.

Blake Moran, Madam Secretary

An uptight bisexual underachiever whose workout playlist is the original cast recording of Company? We have nothing in common.

Diane Lockhart, The Good Wife and The Good Fight

Blorbo from my aspirations for aging like a fine whiskey.

Danny the Street, Doom Patrol

A sentient nonbinary street who takes in queer strays and manifests as a perpetual drag cabaret? We have nothing in common.

Michael Guerin, Roswell New Mexico

I feel like I should apologize for not writing more porn about him. I guess there's still plenty of time.

"Uncle" Clifford Sayles, P-Valley

Blorbo from the show I'm binging now.

I always feel awkward tagging other people to do this stuff. @wyomingnot? @matchtheminrenown? @aredlily? @tasyfa? Anyone else who feels like it?

[greatearthquakestudent]

Doom Patrol: Crazy Jane fanfic

Real name: Kay Olivia Challis

age: 71

height: 5 feet, 2 Inches

Parents: Arthur Challis and Elena Challis

Race: Hispanic 

Birthplace: Arkansas

Current home: Doom Manor, Clovertron, Ohio

Mental Illness: dissociative identity disorder, 64 alters  

Source of powers: Mysterious shot

Afflation: The Doom Patrol 

Personalities: Miranda, Crazy Jane, Sylvia, Hammerhead, The Hangman’s Daughter, Sun Daddy, Spinning Jenny, Scarlet Harlot, Baby Doll, Flaming Katy, Lucy Fugue, Silver Tongue, Flit, Penny Farthing, Doctor Harrison, Karen, Kit W’The Candlestick, Jill-In-Iron, The Nun, Mama Pentecost, Pretty Polly, Secretary, Driver 8, Driller Bill, Jack Straw, The Sisters, Black Annis,  The Balladeer, Liza Radley, Merry Andrews, Rain Brain, Stigmata, Sin-Eater, Snow Queen, Signal-Man, Pointman, Sex-Bomb, Bizzie Lizzie Borden, Baby Harlot, The Wallcrawler, Jeann, Pepper’s Ghost, No One, Bubble, Lady Purple, Blood of the Lamb, The Gladiator, Butterfly Baby, The Shapeless Children, Sarah Furness, Rowdy Rhoda, Witch, Red Dress, Odd shaped head, Innocence, Siggy 

Powers: Enhanced Longevity, Shapeshift, Healing,  Darkness Manipulation, Superhuman Strength, Art Manipulation, Pyrokinesis, Side Alteration, Ectoplasmic Projection, Sonic Scream Psychosexual energy absorption,  Telekinesis, Flight, Electrokineis, Ferrokinesis, Teleportation, Persuasion, Affection Manipulation, Photokinesis, Chain Manipulation, Code Intuition, Drill Mimicry, Chainsaw manipulation,  Ghost Communication, Super Intellect,  Omniscience, Vine Creation, Hypnosis, Retractable Claw, Enhanced Smell, Banshee Scream, Jinxing, Fear Inducement, Reality Separation,  Memory Transfer, Pain Suppression, Cryokinesis, Age Manipulation, Wall Crawling, Telepathy, Phasing, Illusion Creation, Signaling Light, Location Detection, Present Detection,  Force  Field Creation, levitation, Precognition, Blood manipulation, Laser beam,  Invisibility, Gravity Manipulation, Magic,  Beauty Manipulation, Regeneration,  Innocence Inducement, Weather Manipulation 

[negrita2100]

Here are some movies&shows to watch in case we go back into another lockdown 🙃👍🏽 -Midsommar 💐 -Doom patrol 🤖 -Wandavison 💥 -Soul 🎹 -Hereditary 🐦 -Practical Magic 🪄 -Wonder woman 1984 🐆 -The Mandalorian 🍵 -Pose 🏆 -The lost boys ⚰️ -The crow 🪦 -Scream 🔪 -Little Shop of Horrors 🌿🩸 -Ocean’s eight 💵 -Veneno 🌹 -We are who we are -Euphoria ✨ -Batman returns 🦇 -Birds of Prey: Harley Quinn 💎 -Thor Ragnarok 🔨 -The neon demon 📸 -Maleficent 🪶 -Romeo must die 🤸🏻 -The doors 🚪 -A clockwork orange 🥛 -Antwone Fisher -Drop dead gorgeous 💅🏻 -Secretary 🗂 -Captian Fantastic 🏕 -X-men: Apocalypse -The new mutants -The Witches of east wick 🧙🏼 -Swordfish -American beauty -Cruel intentions -Loveceaft country -The Truman show -Alice in wonderland -Black is king -The first wives club -Guardians of the galaxy 2 -Cool world -American psycho -small soldiers -Hotel Artemis -Knives out -The royal tenenbaums -Breakfast at Tiffany’s -Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory -The Wizard of Oz -La Casa de las Flores

[swan2swan]

Watching Doom Patrol. 

That Secretary is an absolute Superhero.