#dont look at my shelves!

[vanmarkham]

“You’re aware this is extremely offensive, right?”

He’s sitting, chair leaned back so the front legs are just off the floor. His booted feet propped up on her desk – her very clean, very organized desk – the paperwork that had occupied that space now pushed haphazardly into the corner. In his hand, he holds a book with a green cover depicting a heavily muscled elven man clutching a waiflike woman in his arms. 

“What are you doing in here?”

He begins to read dramatically from the book in his hand: “‘She presses into his body as they stride aback the majestic halla, he kicks the beast and it surges forward, his voice a soft whisper in her ear. “Hold on, da’len.”” His hair falls into his face and he pushes a heavily ringed hand through it, shoulders shaking with laughter. “There are so many things wrong in just that paragraph.”

She blinks at him, then her mouth becomes a stern line. “Did you pick the lock on my door?”

He ignores her and presses on with his rant. “Da’len means… like, child, it’s not a very sexy thing to call someone-“

“Faron.”

“And we don’t ride the halla like a horse, that’s-“

Firmer. “Faron.”

He pauses and lowers the book. “Cassandra.” 

speaking of romance novels and faron talking too much, a snippet i wrote of something a little bit ago lol

[july-19th-club]

seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything

[bamsara]

being an adult means we can buy or make as much self-indulgent shit (as we can afford) and unironically have trinkets of our fave things cause our teen years was bullied for liking things and hiding/denying we were ever neurodivergent to the point of suicide. sucks for anyone that thinks its weird cringe but I'm going to try and allow myself to love myself in little ways now

[daughterofsarenrae]

Kal-El might not be the smartest fish but at least he's pretty!

[vampiremourning]

anyway as soon as i pry myself off this couch im gonna share some screenshots of bg3 protags on my sideblog. just gotta like. reach the desk first.

[enbycupcake]

all of my dolls are standing by the sheer power of hope and gayness

[real-life-cloud]

im GOING to write today ........ i WILL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[harrykim]

not to be no fun but ltierally what is the appeal of this barbie movie. i dont get it.

[t-s-n]

it feels like every time i see you on my dash it's kust you being accused of being/looking like something/someone

is this about the paul dano thing.

[pears-trinkets]

everything sucks so hard rn idk

[ot3]

did some wood staining for the first time today 👍 my technique is terrible but its fun and im excited to get these shelves finished

[dailyfigures]

do you collect figures of fandoms you like or just random ones you thought were worthy of getting?

i currently only collect figures of characters i love! there's original characters and characters i haven't seen the media of that i also really love but the emotional connection really matters too much to me to buy those. it's half the joy for me to look at my figures and be reminded of how much i love those characters!

[walking-circles]

i have too many knickknacks…

[intomybubble]

The manga behind all this will be a pain in the ass to access when I have to shuffle some books around

[violasmirabiles]

the parents are going up north for a couple of days thank FUCKING god its not enough but i havent been able to be insane in peace since FUCKING october and its . not to sound dramatic but Not Good For My Mental Health which i obviously cant let them know partly cos its not All their fault but also because im (irrationally!!!!!! irrationally) afraid theyll kick me out the second i say anything even remotely negative even jokingly. anyway my grand plan while theyre gone is to lie on couch and stare at ceiling (but, importantly, in the living room and not in my bedroom) and . well translating all the dollars trilogy event fics into finnish probably. insert that celibacy gif but edited so it says unemployed.

[a4g]

the objects at walmart are alive and know eachother. i think the 24$ soap dispenser woth a cork bottom for traction would get along great withsome kf the big clocks in the clock section . maybe the steam punk one. i think they they woudld like eachother.