#dont know what happened to lily btw

[blissfali]

see when i was a kid i was so creative with names that every stuffed animal i got was just jeff. i have/had the memory of a fucking peanut so by naming every inanimate object i owned there was nothing to keep track of. for a brief moment when i was 14 i put a list of a bunch of different names of my stuffed animals on my wall and then i tore it down because i got embarrassed and i just changed all their names to jeff. one of my earliest memories is from when i was 4-8 and i won this galaxy chameleon at the fair. hes jeff. cant remember if this is from the same fair but i also won this zombie plush. he is zombie jeff. had a turquiose owl my dog ate he was also jeff. i have this little pink lamb that ive had for as long as i can remember. yeah thats right her name was lamby fuck you

[cryptidmickle]

tfw when ur friend wants to arrest ur emotional support war criminal

[tankgotstuckinthecircusgate]

listened it the whole evening while cleaning its so over for me

"merry Christmas please don't call" for anna @ carlo probly

[awrkive]

Do you think we might get a little sneak peak of tlp ??

*Adorable puppy eyes*

anon asked: OMG DROP THE SPOILER PLEASE anon asked: yes pls give us a spoiler 🥺 anon asked: drop that spoiler hehehe🤓

from the very real words of tom wambsgans, we hear for you 🤓 here is a 2.5k words spoiler. one of my most favorite scenes for real😖 (skip this out if u dont want a spoiler btw!)

Suddenly, Billy Joel’s Uptown Girl is playing and the majority cooes and exclaims in excitement as they hurry to the dancefloor, some taking their partners along with them.

“Look, they’re playing your favorite song.” 

Your head snaps to the side in reflex to see who it was, only to see Jungkook. Words get caught in your tongue for a moment, a bit surprised to see him. You mean – sure, he’s been here for a while. It is Nayeon’s wedding, after all, but weirdly enough, you two haven’t shared a conversation yet throughout the day. 

Until now, anyway.

Recovering from your initial surprise, you scoot over to the side, giving him space to maybe sit beside you? 

“That’s not my favorite song.” You scoff, sipping on your champagne right after, looking right ahead as you feel Jungkook situating himself on the chair beside you.

“Oh… has it changed now?” Jungkook says, and there’s a lilt of teasing tone to it that you look at him in wonder. 

Meeting his gaze, you find he’s just smiling at you. He’s in an off-white tux, a lily pinned on his chest pocket. He’s done his hair in that usual way he cleans up for formal events like this, gelled and parted slightly off center to show off his forehead. It’s slightly longer than you’ve last noticed it looked, and you think he hasn’t been trimming it… 

Nonetheless, he looks simply put… dashing. 

“I change my favorite song every five to seven business days,” you say coolly. “Anyway, why aren’t you there?” you point to where the flock of people is having a ball to Billy Joel.

Truthfully, you kind of wish you were there as well. You’ve always danced to that song in your room or in the shower.

“I’m right where I want to be,” Jungkook shrugs. “Why aren’t you there?” 

You lie, “I’m right where I want to be as well.” 

He hums. “You don’t want to show them your moves?” 

You look at him in disbelief, gawking at him. “Are you teasing me?” 

Jungkook widens his eyes, but you know he knows what you’re talking about and it sounds like he’s trying to keep from laughing when he says, “No. I just happen to know you’re a great dancer.” 

“Fuck off. You know very well I have two left feet.” You chuckle, shaking your head at him.

“Wasn’t the case when you were dancing inside a boiler room during med school at that rave party we went to, but okay.”  

You can’t help but laugh louder, and with that, you jab a lighthearted slap to his bicep without thinking too much of it. 

“I told you that never happened.” 

“Oh…” Jungkook puts down his champagne and cocks his head to the side. “What happened?” 

You giggle. Yes, giggle. Like a schoolgirl. And you watch as Jungkook joins in your laughter, taking the glass close to his face to sip from it. 

Then: “You wanna dance?” Jungkook suddenly says, but he’s looking at the dancefloor. 

“Hm. Dunno. Uptown Girl isn’t exactly rave music.” 

That earns you a chuckle from Jungkook. “But it’s fun music, right?” 

Soon after, he stands up from his seat. You look at him questioningly, but he mirrors it back with an expectant gaze and a raised brow. Seeing you getting apprehensive, he offers his hand and that’s when you roll your eyes, taking his hand as you pretend to stand up against your will and follow him to the crowd.

You chuckle as Jungkook suddenly sways his hips to the upbeat of the song, moving his arms around playfully. You’d like to think he’s doing that intentionally – to make you laugh? Loosen up? Whatever the idea behind it, it’s effective, because you can’t stop laughing as you watch him. 

“Come on, we do this all the time!” Jungkook says over the loud music and people’s candid chattering.

And he’s not wrong because you do have mini parties in the living room of your apartment, pretending like the city before the glass wall across the area is your audience. 

But you two are usually drunk during those moments, and right now, with only one glass of champagne, you’re not near being tipsy. 

“This is so silly!” You exclaim, but you find yourself matching Jungkook’s spontaneous choreography, and it earns you a laugh from him as well. 

“And when she’s walking, she’s looking so fi-i-ne,” Jungkook sings along, gesturing to you. You cover your face because you can’t stop laughing at how he looks – how you two must look – but you’re almost sure nobody’s paying attention because everybody is just having fun on their own. He has a good voice, though – even though he’s trying to act goofy with it. Jungkook doesn’t like when people point it out, or more like, gets shy when you bring it up. 

Suddenly, he steps closer to you and reaches for your hand. Looking at him with confusion, still with that wide grin on your face, he gives you a playful smile before he guides your arm upwards. You utter a sound of a delighted snort, understanding where he’s getting at. With Jungkook guiding you, you do a mildly successful turn that makes you both laugh because as you were just getting back in your original position, you almost trip. Good thing that Jungkook’s there to catch you by the waist, the contact only lasting for a brief second before he lets go to dance on his own again. 

“I wish I was an uptown girl!” You yell over the music.

“You’re kinda an uptown girl if you think about it.” Jungkook responds, nodding his head as if he believes that. 

You chuckle, shaking your head at him. “No.” 

“Yes, you are. You’re sophisticated and elegant.”

“Well, this—” you point between your bodies, “– is not very sophisticated and elegant of me.” 

“Touché.” Jungkook laughs.

“But will you be my downtown man?” You say, not really thinking too much about it but then you suddenly realize what you just said and you’re about to add something to it – like putting a disclaimer that it was just a joke. 

But then Jungkook leans closer, ducks down to level with your ear. “I can be if you want me to.” 

The song ends and you barely had time to process what just happened before the soft piano progression of Carole King’s Will You Love Me Tomorrow begins to play. 

You hear the collective “Aww”s from the audience and you watch as everybody suddenly pairs up with someone else. As the first lyric of the song is sung, you can feel the upbeat energy from earlier dropping to a calmer atmosphere. Romantic, you’d say it is.

When you look at Jungkook again, he has a small smile on his face. It’s as gentle as the piano behind the song. 

“Can I?” He says. 

You nibble on your bottom lip. “You want to?”

Jungkook only nods, still smiling.

“Only if you want to as well.” 

You look around again. It’s not hard to spot Taehyung from afar on the dancefloor as well, with a gorgeous Hyerin in his arms. He doesn’t seem to notice you looking, though, but you watch the way he ducks down to whisper something in her ear, prompting a laugh from her. 

Putting your gaze back to Jungkook, you blink as you say, “It’s… okay, I guess.” 

“Okay?” Jungkook clarifies. You nod your head and he smiles that dashing smile again before he steps closer to you.

Slowly, he puts a hand around your waist. And you know he did it awhile ago, but the contact ended so briefly that you didn’t really have the chance to… somehow… savor it, maybe? But right now, as you fumble with your own hand, deciding whether or not you should put a hand on his waist as well, the proximity makes your breath hitch. 

Your heart beats abnormally fast against your ribcage, and usually, it’s not hard to stare Jungkook in the face – but you find it a difficult task to do nowadays. 

Jungkook, unsuspecting of your inner dilemma, only seems to notice your confusion with your hand placement, chuckling as he guides your wrist to his shoulder. He raises his other arm with yours and interlocks your fingers with his mid-air.

“There,” Jungkook says once you’re in the right position. “Now we look like professional dancers.” 

You wince. “What’s the next step?” 

“You’re taking this very seriously,” Jungkook snorts as he begins to move his feet. 

You try to match his pace, and that distracts you from the fact that you're so close you can smell his cologne very well. 

“Where did you learn this?” You ask instead, quite amazed at how Jungkook is approaching this. It’s not like you’ve never slow danced in your life – but you weren’t kidding when you said you have two left feet. 

“Wikihow.” 

“Wow.” 

“They can be super reliable at times,” Jungkook chuckles as he continues to swing you both gently. “Stop looking down.” 

You groan. “Ugh, no. I’m trying very hard not to not step on you.”

“So what if you step on me? Just relax.” 

Jutting your bottom lip out, you look up at him. “My heels are Louboutin.” 

“Even better.” 

“Stop.” You break away from his hold with your other hand to jab at his chest lightly. Jungkook lets out an “Owe!” but you know it didn’t actually hurt when he just grins down at you, placing his hand on your waist instead so now he’s just… simply holding you.

You ignore the weird feeling that flares up in your chest at the action, choosing to keep your hand on his chest. 

“You wanna know something?” You whisper. Jungkook hums. “I didn’t go to prom in highschool.” 

“What? Why?” Jungkook genuinely seems surprised to hear that.

You smile sadly, looking back at the memory bitterly. “Changsub and I were fighting around that time because I saw him at the mall with some girl the previous week. I was so angry that I didn’t care about what I’d be missing out on. My mom tried really hard to get me to attend, but I was very stubborn. Now I still regret not going to prom. My dress was really pretty back then too but I didn't even get to wear it.” 

“Damn,” Jungkook utters. “He really was such a dick to you, huh?” 

“Yeah. But it was still on me, though… I can’t believe I let a boy make me miss out on prom night.” You pout.

Jungkook’s quiet for a while before he abruptly stops his swaying. You look at him in confusion as he lets go of your waist. 

“Well, I don’t have a corsage… but this can maybe do?” He fumbles with his chest first before he takes out the silk lavender handkerchief from his suit’s pocket that matches his tie and the lily on his chest. He looks at you for a while before he takes your wrist in his hand. Your brows knit together as he ties the fabric around your wrist, making sure to finish it up with a ribbon – an attempt at a ribbon, that is. 

You chuckle. “What’s this?” 

Jungkook grins. “You wanna know something too? I didn’t have a date on prom night – was too scared to ask anybody out. I went home after the first hour. Wasn’t really a fond memory. So prom night definitely sucked for me… what I’m saying is that, it’s not really all that.” 

You duck your head down to laugh, partly to hide the flutter in your heart at his words.

“So, like, is this our – what – our upgraded prom night?” 

Jungkook nods proudly. He takes both your hands as you laugh, wrapping them around his neck, taking you by the waist again. 

This time, you don’t feel like your breath is being taken away.

You feel… serene. The beating of your heart is back to normal. You realize, there’s a sense of comfort that comes from being close to him like this – talking and laughing like good old times. 

You miss him. You miss him so much and you can’t believe you ever considered accepting a life without him in it. 

“The dress looks good on you, by the way,” Jungkook comments, and it sounds so sincere that you can’t help but smile. As if that wasn’t enough to melt your heart, he adds, “And you look really beautiful.” 

“T-tanks,” you stammer, taken aback at the almost intimate way he looks right into your eyes as he said that. You tighten your hold around his neck. “You don’t look so bad yourself.” 

“Thank you.” 

You both chuckle, though there was nothing really funny said in particular.

Carole King’s gentle voice soothes you as Jungkook takes the lead of the dance. You’re not even doing anything other than just going with the flow, letting him take you wherever. There’s a moment when you were sure you stepped on his shoe, but Jungkook’s quick to dismiss you with a hush and saying it was nothing. 

Tonight with words unspoken,

You say that I’m the only one

But will my heart be broken,

When the night meets the morning sun

You scoff as you finally hear the lyrics.

That may have taken a hit on you. 

“This is so stupid.” You say.

Jungkook’s quick to react.

“Rude. I’m literally giving you a prom night from scratch.”

You look at him and you feel bad because he genuinely seems offended at your supposedly throw-away comment.

Shaking your head, you tap his chest lightly. “No, no. I mean– the lyrics. The song.”

Jungkook arches a brow. “I have a video of you crying over this song in your car when it came up on your playlist.” 

“I didn’t cry over this song.” You roll your eyes. 

“Not as much as you did over Silver Springs, anyway.” 

“Oh my god, why do you know so much, Jesus,” you hiss, embarrassed at being confronted by your dramatic antics. “I just meant, why are they playing such a sad song at a wedding? Who approved this?” 

“Eh,” Jungkook shrugs. “Maybe Nayeon’s a Carole King fan.” 

“Is she?” you ask, genuinely curious. If she is, she never told anybody.

“Maybe…?” 

You can’t help but laugh because of how the conversation progressed. Jungkook laughs as well and he takes the jab you send to his chest with a light hand. They’re really hard, you think,  and you don’t know what comes over you as you lean your head down and let your body fall towards him, laying your cheek on the lapel of his suit. It’s warm.

You feel Jungkook stilling in his position at your sudden action, but soon enough, he does nothing to pry you off like you feared for a moment he would; tightening his arms around your waist and swinging you both in that kind of laxed way. 

Shutting your eyes close, you let the soft melody of the song ease your nerves, basking in Jungkook’s presence and his familiar scent. 

You stay like that for awhile, and just when the song is coming to an end, you feel Jungkook’s breathe in your ears, his lips almost brushing to the tips of your ears when he says, “I really miss you too.” 

[hfjonewiki]

what Was ii-critical anyways. all i know is that they apparently said bfb should be like ddlc or something along the lines of that.

ii-critical was a blog that me and my old friend mira (alongside a few others at one point) used to run. it was around the time that su critical was a popular tag and mira had shit to say about inanimate insanity, so they made the blog to share their criticisms of the show. i joined as a mod shortly after. keep in mind that i was 14, and mira was 13.

ii-critical also had an accompanying discord server which i think played a big part in the blogs infamy, mostly because it was HORRIBLY moderated (again, we were children.) we had nsfw channels that were open to everyone INCLUDING minors. i dont even think we were listing our ages in our bios for a while. it was a nightmare.

there was a lot of behind the scenes nonsense and infighting that resulted in me being kicked as a moderator and eventually the death of the blog. mira and i made amends about a year afterwards, so even if we don't talk anymore, we arent on bad terms. while we were both at fault for a lot of things, i feel like it's important to mention that skatercheese was an active user in the server and had a lot of involvement in it. them sticking their hands in drama between people who were just barely teenagers feels really disturbing in hindsight.

btw i was the guy who said that bfb should be like doki doki literature club. i'm really autistic about the concept of metafiction (welcome home is one of my current interests so that is very much still a thing) and my dumb ass decided to share that idea as a "this is what the show should be like" and not a "lol wouldnt it be cool if this happened". anyways given how hated post-split is i think my idea was still better and i was unappreciated in my time (/j)

tldr i helped run the most infamous object show blog on tumblr along with an even worse discord server. a lot of people got hurt because of how irresponsible i was, and i'm gonna have to live with that forever. i really hope everyone who got hurt because of my negligence is doing okay now, or at least better than they were back then. me and the other mods and server members can laugh about how awful it was now, but i always have to keep in mind that there was a lot of very real damage done to real people and it wasn't just a haha funny bad blog.

one more thing is that kint (yes that kint yes they were also in the server) drew this for the server, and i'm still holding onto it all these years later. i don't even know who most of the people pictured are anymore, but i'm never deleting it.

(that's me in the middle, i was mod gamzee. i had that 14 year old homestuck kinnie stink about me, just to add to the miserable vibes.)

the moral of the story is that you should never let young teens who watch way too much lily orchard run a discorse blog of any kind.

[demonslayerunhinged]

Hello! Idk if youve already covered this topic before, but since I sped ran the kny manga I might have glossed over this. I was wondering what happened to the whole blue spider lily storyline? Like I know that Muzan was looking for it and I think he thought it would help him overcome the sun? But I dont remember the manga nor the anime ever mentioning it again?

I love your analyses btw they give me sm joy <333

Hi! Thanks so much! I'm glad my posts make you happy!

I think Muzan's blue spider lily search ended the moment he realized that Nezuko could conquer the sun. In the final episode of the Swordsmith Village Arc he said that in addition to his lily search, he also changed people into demons over the years just in case there was a chance that one of them could walk in sunlight. Now that he's found one, he doesn't need the spider lily anymore since he could just eat and absorb Nezuko.

Hope that answers your question! ❤️

[lunar-serpentinite]

Harry Potter, son of Hecate... and James and Lily (HP x PJO AU)

so we're in an alternate universe where wixkind are basically a subspecies of human born from the spilled ichor of Hecate during the great giant war

sometimes Hecate goes around to check on her accidental creations by disguising herself as one of them and blending in

that is how she meets our power couple james and lily as one of their yearmates (Hecate was in ravenclaw btw if u even care😔)

hecate sticks around long enough to witness the fast approach of the first war against voldemort and she's like ??? well thats one of the most brutal and inefficient ways to chase for immortality but wtv

so somehow lily figures out that hecate is ,,, well ,,, hecate and asks for help on how theyre going to get out of this one alive

hecate is like mmm i dont usually help mortals but youre one of my faves so ill let you have this one

turns out hecate knew this was gonna happen the entire time bc of a prophecy apollo gave her (not the same one from trelawney, mind you) so the most she cld do to help lily without risking the ire of literally everyone else in the pantheon was ,,, help her give birth to their saviour ???

so harry james potter was born with three biological parents: hecate, james, and lily . to represent hecate's status as a triple goddess ??? and apparently harry will represent the union of three worlds : the godly, the magical, and the mundane/muggle .

hecate was under no obligation to continue keeping an eye on the wizarding world bc her role is done and they can take care of themselves now but she cant help but check in on harry from time to time ??? like thats her kid ??? and her fave mortal's ofc

so when she sees that harry was being treated as less than dirt at the dursley's she was like absolutely not and pulls some strings to get harry the fuck out of there

and thats how harry ends up in camp half-blood

mind you back then there were no cabins for non-major olympians so harry had to bunk w the hermes kids

but thats okay at least hes not being bullied anymore !!!

chiron is aware of the role harry is going to play in the wizarding world in the future but was instructed to not tell harry anything until the time was right

everyone knows harry is a hecate kid since he was claimed by her once he had his first sign of magic (made a bench in the dining pavilion explode)

harry befriends hestia in her kiddo form (yes i know nico was supposed to be the first demigod to talk to her in ages but this was in the 1990s bear with me hestia will still have a few years of lonesome before nico comes) without knowing she was hestia

harry gains the favour of hestia who gifts him a nifty little hand mirror that would take him home when he needs it the most

by the time harry is 11, he already has a decent amount of training and was even able to go to his first quest just a few days after he turned 10 yrs old after he was chosen by the words of the quest's prophecy

so harry enters the wizarding world armed with a sword disguised as a bracelet charm, a whole year's worth of ambrosia and nectar, and a bag of drachmas in case he ever gets homesick

and on his first halloween there, he slays a troll . not with a wand, but with a sword. ron is impressed, hermione is concerned, and the rest of the professors dont know what to do with a kid who was apparently trained in literal swordplay

he's in slytherin btw #slytherinsupremacy

[antiv3nom]

asuka ask game? pick your favorite one

ok so i do enjoy asuka guiltygear but i have been thinking REALLY hard about asuka tekken as of late so we're talking about her today

also this took me WAY too long to post i apologize but it Is out here so yaaaay

favorite thing about them:

ok so legally i have to mention asuka's tekken 8 design because motherfucker WHAT were they thinking with that one. what the fuck was the inspiration. but i love it so much i cannot lie

other than that, i really enjoy her rivalry with lili and how moderately insane that bit has gotten, and i like how they've kept her a character who is a) defensively focused in her gameplay even among the generally aggressive play of t8, and b) has a generally down-to-earth feel to her despite. Everything. happening in tekken

least favorite thing about them:

so i was actually talking to a friend about this recently and she explained my feelings really well, its like. asuka feels like the protagonist of another story that isnt being told.

it feels like she has so much stuff that COULD be a really interesting plot focus for her but it just. hasnt been? like everything between her and feng COULD be so neat but its just been sort of...by the wayside for the past few games in favor of keeping up with the mishimas (new sitcom there btw)

favorite line:

asuka's quotes are fun but most arent super noteworthy unfortunately? its mostly pretty standard fare for fighting game open and win quotes unforch :( i will say though, i do really enjoy this win line in t8 from her:

It's not good to fight all the time. Well, see ya!

bc like. girl. what do you think youre out here doing rn. girl please

(note: i dont speak japanese so i couldnt say anything towards this, but i wonder if asuka speaks with a kansai accent/dialect in game? her being from osaka and all, itd be a cool little addition)

brOTP:

omg actually ive seen stuff between leo and asuka that's been fun before i really enjoy that, iirc theyre not super close in the main canon but i wanna say in the non-canon webcomic theyre friends? i think thats right? either way its a fun concept

OTP:

asulili...uwoagh........

fellas is it gay to buy your rival's dojo and fill it entirely with roses to get their attention? certainly not. certainly.

i do wish we saw some amount more narrative tension between them since most of it has sort of dissolved by t8 but i do think theyre really cute and as mentioned before i really do enjoy their whole bit its awesome

SHOUTOUT ASULILI WEEK BTW I DONT HAVE THE TIME TO PARTICIPATE BUT I AM HYPED ABOUT ITS EXISTENCE

nOTP:

i do not think i have been around long enough to see another pairing for asuka, let alone one i dislike, so i cannot answer this question LMAO

random headcanon:

spun my mental wheel of headcanon topics and it wouldnt stop spinning for like half an hour unfortunately so im just telling you that i think asuka would play baiken or may in strive

unpopular opinion:

i still havent been here long enough to know whats unpopular regarding her :,) although i think in terms of gameplay i think she's cooler than most people believe, though i do agree that her current iteraiton in t8 isnt very strong within the meta unforch :(

song i associate with them:

i can nigh on guarantee that it's because ive been listening to this song while thinking about her really hard recently but absolute zero by natori (banger btw go watch the music video it goes unbelievably hard), i think the lyrics arent entirely unfitting though!!!

favorite picture of them:

i really like this profile art option for her, the posing is fun and the textures on the clothing are really impressive

and then also i have to mention her preset 3 outfit which i LOVE SO SO MUCH

(apologies as i cant find a better example pic and do not feel like opening t8 at 2 in the morning on this day)

[pbaz7]

you guys are so welcome btw (also THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU AUTHOR ILY)

Azzi was the one she called

I know that's right!

It was 1:12 a.m.

they went from enemies to doing anything for each other real quick

Paige was already drenched in sweat

I know this is a sentence but I can just imagine it she's so hot

“What’s got you so riled up today?”

you probably

“They said I wasn’t efficient enough at finishing at the rim last year.”

who the fuck is they and where can I find them to beat them up

With a sigh, Paige gave in

what happened to bitchy Paige I kinda miss her (JK JK PLS DONT BRING HER BACK I HATE THE ANGST)

“Hm, maybe that’s why you don’t have a heart—you don’t eat ice cream.

wait she might be right

“She’ll have mint chocolate chip.”

this bitch is bossy damn okay

Paige stepped forward, sliding her card to the cashier first. “I got it,” she said simply.

YEP THATS RIGHT VERY GENTLEMANLY OF YOU

“You know, we still don’t really talk outside of the gym.”

ok so go scissor talk outside of the gym

“I don’t really know what to talk to you about outside of basketball,” she admitted, her voice honest, if a bit awkward.

this girl is acting like it's her whole life... oh wait

“I’m trying here. Just humor me.”

I'll do anything for you paige

her expression frozen for a second

I see what you did here author

“You’re ridiculous and you can’t sing.”

if only someone had told lil Paigey that

“It’s disgusting, I’ve tried it,” Azzi shot back.

then why'd you insist she got it lol

you have absolutely disgusting taste.”

and why is that... cuz she's not interested in you?

the distance between them felt much smaller, the tension nonexistent.

cutie girls

Azzi was Paige’s preference when it came to most things relating to anyone on the team.

wait stop they're adorable

She fully expected Paige to pick apart every missed shot or lost opportunity, but to her surprise, Paige didn’t say much. Instead, she-said, “Shake it off. Next one’s yours.”

okay wow I was not expecting that

you’re not gonna find your rhythm lying in bed

okay Paige clock her

“You’re not human, you know that?”

she might be a clone... but you might be a clone too so does it really matter?

finishing with only 8 points. By her standards, it was disastrous

I like that everyone forgets that 8 points is actually a great contribution to a score but ofc since it's Paige that doesn't apply

“What do you want, Azzi?” she asked curtly.

no need to get pissed after y'all literally just made up

“You don’t get it, Azzi!” she snapped

oh! okay then!

Cry me a river, Paige. Everyone has pressure. It’s part of the game.”

okay Azzi so im actually not on your side for once

“I was just starting to think you weren’t an asshole, but you really went and proved me wrong. Great job.”

azzi you're lowkey pissing me off right now

“You know, for someone who’s supposedly this incredible leader, you’re pretty terrible at letting people in. God forbid someone actually cares enough to check on you,”

girl please calm down ur making me mad

She had spent the last hour pacing back and forth in her own room, trying to figure out what to say

wait this poor baby I can't

Paige blurted out, “I’m really sorry, Azzi.”

hoe why is you apologizing

“I’ll, uh, go... somewhere,”

personally I'd go to the bordering room and hold my ear up to the wall

I’m not great at expressing my feelings and allat.

no way, really? I hadn't noticed!

You need to use your words,

author I swear you're putting these in to tempt me

just wanted to hoop and now I don’t really get a say in it.”

oh. okay. way to ruin the mood

Trust me, I get it, but it’s a whole different level for you.”

thank you azzi for apologizing in ur own way cuz im still a tad confused as to why p was apologizing but ok girl

Without waiting for an explanation, Aaliyah grabbed her phone and walked out

lili knows some shits going on

you’re stuck with me for the season, so you might as well get used to it."

this is the kind of pazzi I like to see

"That didn’t work, by the way. It was pitiful, and I felt bad for you."

or you're just down bad

There was a pause, then Aaliyah’s next text came through: "Hm."

LILI KNOWS TOO MUCH PLEASE

You’re just jealous of my vocal range."

lil azzi album coming soon?

Paige had unknowingly shifted in her sleep, her head resting lightly on Azzi’s lap.

unknowingly or subconsciously..

letting her hand rest on Paige’s side but not moving it.

I can feel the slow burn

a knowing grin spreading across her face.

Aaliyah knows more than azzi does LMAO

Don’t make it a thing.”

girl no one said it was... ur digging urself in a hole here

author ily for the double update and this chap

thank you for not making me want to punch the screen as much as usual

-🍉

ok so scissor is actually insane ✨

i MAY be putting a few double entendres in there on purpose but the rest are all you. azzi def was a lil mean to paige but hey maybe it’s what she needed she’s a lil stubborn.

ily and i love your reactions you deserve both sides of your pillow to be cold 🍉

[ofallplaceswhythis]

tcoptp thoughts pt.17

I have officially lost count of how many of these i have done. currently at ch86 and everything is fine and dandy :)

scratch that everything is not fine and dandy- THEY PULLED REGULUS OUT OF SCHOOL. WHEN I FIND WALBURGA

Marlene and James <3333

the black brothers angst will kill me one day. Write it on my grave

I didnt think it was possible for remus to panic even more but jealousy seems to do the trick

GOD THEY'RE SO AWKWARD I LOVE THEM

can the lesbians please stay together i need them they're probably the only sane couple around here (apart from sunflower)

its 2 am please i cant laugh. what i do find funny is that at the start sirius and remus were all like 'lEtS gIvE tHeM sIgNaLs tHeY'lL fIgUrE iT oUt' and then at the end they were like 'we dont care about society's views we will make out just so you can understand'. AND THEN LILY JUST SAYS SHE KNEW IT ALREADY (valid tbh)

james and sirius kissing in the toilet while drunk and then never talking about it again is peak bff behaviour.

marlene 'tell me again what they said' mckinnon i wanna hug you

noo not mary and marlene guys please asdfghjkl

NO NOT THE LESBIANS

.........not the unrequited marylene havent i had enough angst

.....this is another level of kinky behaviour

.......peter was literally so close fuckk

wolfstar's entire love language is bickering and its beautiful <33

james just absolutely panicking in front of marlene im dying

....oh mary you sweet summer child

'you've lined us up for slaughter' god i love them asdfghjkl

.............................................................................................................

god mary's day is just filled with shocks and suprises

'shes a woman not the devil' I WISH. ONE DAY SHE IS GOING TO DIE BY MY BLADE AS A THOUSNAD COCKROACHES RUN DOWN HER FACE INSTEAD OF TEARS

I am going to kill her and make her eat worms for eternity in hell just so that she can feel just a scrap of pain that she had inflicted

.....what just happened.... asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm

.......SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE SIRIUS A HUG HE DESERVES IT

CHRIST IS VOLDEMORT FUCK YEAH (no hate to christianity btw just hate to the blacks)

THE BLACK BROTHERS SORTING THEIR SHIT! TOGETHER!🥹

HOW DO THEY THINK OF THESE THINGS 💀💀

........this is genius wtf

k now its just getting embarrassing tbh pls stop

......regulus?? trish??? reginald? hoooly fuck

.......ITS A PROMISE RING!!!

'i find those reeking in heterosexual undertones' ily sirius

kinda feel bad for peter tbh

....oh... oh no... fuckk

someone give sheila a hug god knows that woman has had enough

[destinyc1020]

idk if its fair to compare austins future relationships with vanessa. He was with her for a very long time. He grew up basically with her. So the guy didnt really have any thing to compare it to. He hasnt had many relationships. So I wouldnt blame him now for trying diff things. And i think vanessa is more outgoing than kaia with is probably why there was alot of pda lol. I dont have any problems with austin and kaia. I have resting bitch face so i get it lol. It would be nice if she was a couple years older tho. And Maybe Austin doesn’t wanna be papped like that anymore since his work gets more attention now. sorry for the rambling. I understand your frustration tho with nepo babies.

Maybe you're right? 🤷🏾‍♀️ I'm not saying that we should compare ALL of Austin's future relationships to Vanessa, I just think that when you're really into someone, it shows? 👀

I know Austin technically hasn't had a lot of relationships since he typically tends to stay in them for a while lol, and he was with Vanessa for a very looong time.... But his relationship with V just seemed way more genuine to me. And yea, she's more outgoing, so they were the perfect match on that aspect. But he also seemed way more into her and connected and "outgoing" with her as well!

But you might be right, maybe they were so close because supposedly according to fans, Austin and Vanessa met through Ashley Tisdale and started off as friends and basically a FWB situation (maybe because he was several years younger than her when they first hooked up romantically?). So their relationship started off as a casual FWB thing that quickly turned into an actual serious relationship, according to what fans say. So maybe that's why they had so much attraction, chemistry, and friendship with each other that seemed way more genuine? 🤷🏾‍♀️

But even his chemistry with Lily Rose Depp seemed more genuine too imo. He seemed happy that night, and who can forget those kissing pics lol? 👀 🤭They too knew each other for years though before that fling happened, cuz they had worked together on a film years ago. So, maybe he just has better chemistry with women he's known for a little while?

He and Kaia on the other hand just look like they were selected and hand-picked to be in a relationship together because it just looks like it would "fit" right (actor dates model-actress), but to me, they look like they have zero natural chemistry or even just friendship with each other. 👀 Idk, it's just weird. 🥴

It's kinda like the same feeling I got years ago when Tom and Olivia were spotted at the Hyde Park festival. It's like, you visually SEE two people linked together romantically, but your gut is telling you that something is OFF, and that this man isn't as into that woman as you would think he should be. It's like your gut is telling you that something is wrong lol. It's smthg in the body language. I always say that the body doesn't lie. 👀 Same feeling I got when Z was with JE btw. It seemed forced. Like, it didn't have the same vibe that she and Tom had. I can't explain it. But there's nothing wrong with being in a relationship with people and just seeing where it goes. 🤷🏾‍♀️

And hey, if Austin's happy, then great! 😅

[frzerburn]

Hello. First off I am here to say you can’t be given me life updates then fall off the face of the earth! I need to know what happens next, we drinking more coffee? We fighting off bitches? We out here dancing? 😂

Anyways, I hope you are well friend. I like hearing all the things and hopefully this makes you laugh a little. 😊

This is coco and she makes the best faces when she wakes up from naps 😂

🤣….Im Sawwy!

Almost got into a fight that i was trying to stop the other night with my barguest. I really want sum fucking coffee damn it!!!! I dont connect well with others so lets say im staving off bitches 😊. Also i dance behind the bar every night and i personally think its fucking amaze ballz! Btw u made my fucking night last night when i saw you wrote me literally made me smile cause tbh i dont genuinely think anyone cares about my life much at all,which is fine but this actually had me leaving my phone open in the service well lasg night with a thoughtful smile on my face. Hmmmmmm lets see…its 5:55am and i still haven’t gone to sleep since closing my bar at 1am. Ive been binge watching the office for the past week and a half for the 5th time now cause why nottttt mental health 😋. I met literally the sweetest couple and they love me and i think theyre the greatest and unfortunately theyre moving to Michigan so theres that but they’ve come to see me at my bar twice now and plan to come see me more before they leave. My hair has been looking very different and pretty dope and i love it because it helps my mental health. Ive been thoroughly enjoying a game on xbox with my best friend which i will say is the best game ive ever played! Busy football season is upon us and i need the money and very excited for the busy work seeing as im super hyper active! My jeep (Zoey) has been treating me right so were good there. Ive been posting alot about Border Collies because i really want a super active dog to run everyday with & they’re beautiful 😍. My Aunt Lily sent me $100 for gas last night and that was such a random surprise 😊💛. Oh ! Dare i say fall is upon us?!?!? 🍂 🍁 🍃

September & December both have Friday 13ths so im gonna get lots of piercings because those are my favorite holidays! Ive been deeping alot of awesome music like Jaded by Fordo , Lost souls Baby Keem ,Like we wrote LITHE & i just loving listening to anything EDEN! Like i absolutely have been listening to Zzz ALOT! Hmmmmm i havent read in a week now just cause my Adhd gets the best of me and i cant focus but thats life. Coco is fucking adorable!!!!!!!!! What a fucking cutie!

Thanks for being the best , friend and i hope you’re out here doing your best and if you’re not i wanna hear about it all! Seriously im glad u reached out to me! Means literally more than i can put into words! I have so much more to talk about but i wrote a fucking book bwahahahahaha! You’re so very welcome!

💛🍂🍃🍁

[aita-blorbos]

….AITA for killing someone and then accidentally being at fault for another murder?

Look,I need to give some background here.I am 15M and I got stuck in a school inside another world with some other people(most important to the story being lily(16M) Bluebell(19F) lotus(18M) and Alstroemeria(18F) of which are not their real names btw).basically the rules of this place are that if you want to leave you need to kill someone and not get figured out in a class trial,if you get caugh,you get executed,if you DONT get caught,everyone else gets executed and you get to leave.

By this point,two murders had occurred,i wasn’t THAT handy in the trials,I only occasionally refuted people when they were wrong and happened to be the one who called out the culprits…twice.there were motives in the game that were meant to entice us to murder,and this week’s motive was hallucinations.

So I was with bluebell in the warehouse…and I got a hallucination about a childhood friend yelling…not so nice things at me so I threw one of the carts at it,but bluebell happened to be standing there and….

I panicked,I was just sitting on the floor for a few minutes while I was pondering what to do…

That’s when lily came in.

He was horrified at first,though he seemed less horrified at the murder itself and more that I would get executed for it.

He helped me get up and cover up everything.though at first he seemed panicked now he looked like he just didn’t have the capacity to react.

We lied our way through the trial,finding out that another person had actually killed someone first and therefore I wouldn’t be executed.

After that I just couldn’t help but feel guilty,not only did I kill someone in cold blood but I lied to get out of consequences and didn’t even let her true killer face the consequences all because I didn’t want to face some stupid execution.

Shortly after that the fourth motive was announced,if a murder didn’t happen in five days,everyone would be executed.

Shortly after that I got approached by lotus,he said he knew I killed bluebell and wanted me to kill him so that the others could survive.

I denied profusely,my main reason being lily.

If he found out then not only would he instantly jump to be my accomplice like in the last case,but if he saw me get executed he would basically break mentally,and the option of actually escaping isn’t much better.

I told him about that(well,the second reason.he didn’t know lily was my accomplice and we were good friends so I didn’t want to sell him out) so he said that maybe he could kill me.

At first I rejected,saying that that would also cause lily to break(for context they knew each other before the kg) but after a while I accepted,on the condition that It needed to look as much like a murder in cold blood as possible so that lily would never find out the intention.

It was a simple plan,he would put me under anesthesia and then kill me.

However,right after he put me under anesthesia and kill me,so it would look like a real murder.

But then Alstroemeria came in.

You see,Alstroemeria was kind of the leader of the group,so she saw that he was about to murder me,and they got into a fight and she killed him in a fit of rage and an attempt to “save” me.

Queue the trial and everything comes out,everything.

The truth about bluebell’s murder,lily act as an accomplice,and Alstroemeria killing lotus.

Another thing to note is that lily and alstroemeria also have history so lily basically broke and didn’t vote when it was time to choose who the killer was.(meaning execution since it was a rule that you had to vote)

In the end the execution was tailored for both of them,if Alstroemeria could complete one task,she would die.

If lily could mess up six tasks,he would die.

In the last tasks,lily had to deliver cake to a house,and I was let in.

It’s important to note that lily is much faster than Alstroemeria so he was definitely gonna outrun her and mess up the task,leading to his death

So I stopped him.

I took his hand and let Alstroemeria outrun him.

I could let another innocent person die because I made a mistake,much more my best friend.

But he pushed me away and left me.

He left me like everyone else had already,if they had even cared about me at some point.

When he caught up to Alstroemeria she was already executed.

He just broke into a fit of laughter yelling about how he couldn’t save anyone.

I broke him.

I am really sorry for what I did and I want to make it up to everyone-especially the ones closer to bluebell,lotus,and Alstroemeria,who’s deaths were all my fault.

But before this,I have to ask…

…AITA?

[navysealt4t]

RUBBING MY HANDS TOGETHER OH BOY IM GLAD U ASKED!!!!

sos sos so. a lot of this song has to do with whats happening on stage .

in this song, all the 'main' characters (anastasia, dimitri, anastasia's grandma, vlad, lily) are watching swan lake at a theater !!! and the thing i go insane about is that there are ballet dancers on stage doing the show, AND the characters for swan lake all represent a character in anastasia!!!

SO this is the bootleg im watching right now for reference if u wanna watch the scene <3 it should start at the right place but if it doesn't the song starts at about 1:47:20 and ends at 1:51:15!!!

SOOO !!! starting from the top anastasia's bit!

anastasia is represented by princess oddette/the swam princess and in the beginning before anastasia sings, you can hear the chorus of "once upon a decemeber" !!!!! very cool

also, doesnt show it in the video, but while all the characters are singing their little verse, the dancers are dancing really slow, kinda showing time stopping for the characters as theyre lost in theyre thoughts i think thats rlly cool !!! but oddette is dancing all alone on the stage, as anastasia has been all alone ever since she lost her memory <3

NEXT IS DIMITRI'S BIT <3

in this part, i believe the character representing dimitri is prince siegfried? ive never seen swan lake lol dont @ me if im wrong on this

but !!! his character immediately after being introduced goes right to anastasia's character and holds her steady. :) he is in love with anastasia btw <333 this ALSO shows anastasia not being alone anymore and falling for dimitri as well !

when dimitri's character dances, there little flutes that play whenever he jumps :)

thennnn ANASTASIA'S GRANDMA!!!!

noww this one is a lil tricky. u wouldnt expect these dancers to represent the empress, BUT theres a reason!!! shes still mourning anastasia and her 3 other granddaughter and i dont think the 3 dancers here are a coicidence. the camera pans away from the dancers, but i think they might dance with oddette for a bit during the empress's solo? not sure though!

fun extra!! when the three dancers enter stage, 'once upon a decemeber' chourus plays too!!! just like anastasia!!!

NOW GLEB'S CHARACTER!!!! very sorry the quality is horrible LMAO

gleb's character is i believe baron von rothbart!!! gleb is SUCH an interesting character i love him so fucking much. he is in love with anastasia but must kill her to stay general and for 'the good of russia' and hes so so conflicted. when he enters stage theres BIG BOOM from some brass instrument i think?? not sure what though!

AND THEN AND THEN this is my favorite fucking part

GLEB AND DIMITRI SING TOGETER !!!!! they both wish they could keep anastasia safe and love her, but both believe fate will not allow it. in gleb's case, fate has destined for anastasia to die and gleb is the unlucky man who has to kill her. in dimitri's mind, fate has destined anastasia to be with her family and therefore he cannot be with her!!! but dimitri loves her enough to bring her all the way to paris even if its painful to know she must leave him, while gleb doesn't have the strength (YET) to disobey his orders and duty!!!

and this is all reflected in the dancing!!!! both dimitri and gleb's dancer are hold anastasia up, dancing with her, in love with her!!! this means so much to me... then then then

the BIG ending comes

anastasia and her grandma are the red, dimitri is the yellow, and gleb is the green :) they are all singing and dancing together!!! anya and her grandma are focuing on the past (anastasia in an optimistic way, grandma in a mourning way), dimitri is focusing on helping anastasia have love and family, and gleb is focusing on his duty and what he must do.!!

then the finale

anastasia is dancing in the center, the spotlight, ALONE !!!! the first time shes been alone again since dimitri came. she has to make this desicion of what to do (stay with dimitri, stay with her grandma, forget she truely is anastasia for gleb) for herself!! only she can decide the choice!!!!!

sorry im insane i love this ty for letting me scream @gayvaferin <333 hopefully this makes a lil sense LMAO

do u wanna here my thoughts about quartet in the ballet becaus eholy shit/ holy fuck that song means so much to mee

[funky-sea-cryptid]

If it ok to ask, what’s puppet show? That doodle of Yuno got me curious 👀

HI COLUCANA,,,, it's perfectly ok to ask its just also. slightly insane and absolutely busted and its probably bc it stemmed from a goddamn dream.

it's gonna be a long one. tw for fucked up human experimentation and body horror

ok so we all know lilliane vaude fucking HATES finral. like it's an entire thing she's out here deadass telling a child "i dont love you because you're not my son". (she has inferiority issues huh. mad about being a second choice are you?) anyways. i was like 'what if it was worse!' and it did that.

so lilliane on her power trip is like "what if i tortured my stepson :)" and she has a facility in her basement that's theoretically to discover the limits of childhood mana but it's really because she hates her stepson. initially it's just finral down there but she's like "oo you know i gotta find subjects that Aren't finral or else if im found out people will Talk"

enter luck, yuno, and asta, subject numbers 17, 34, and 35 respectively. they're brought in fairly young. luck's put to work fighting and "disposing of" useless subjects (except for finral (1) because unfortunately lilliane cannot kill him bc that will be A Problem). yuno with all his mana quickly becomes one of her favorites, and asta uh.

it's an issue that he doesn't have mana. it quickly becomes not an issue when lilliane ramps his healing factor up to 1000 and now he can regrow organs. so, you know, if finral nearly dies again, she can Fix It.

langris trains against luck (but luck's severely inhibited) to become a magic knight yes he's involved and he has punched spatial magic holes directly into multiple people. he's got a body count of peon children.

anyways asta and yuno make it out by asta dying and ressurecting himself in the Body Pit and yuno throwing such a fit that lilliane just straight up leaves him to die. therefore they escape with their memories and make it back to hage with x100 trauma. asta's goal to become the wizard king is to protect yuno from this happening again bc he blames himself for yuno being taken. yuno on the other hand is like "if im the wizard king,,,, i can fucking Kill Them" he's mad.

finral and luck on the other hand get their memories blocked off and released bc lilliane isnt about to deal with their grimoires yet. now they're out with a bunch of weird scars that neither of them remember. owen is VERY confused.

canon continues as normal up until the magic knights test where langris whoops finral's ass and asta's like "OH YOU THOUGHT" langris realizes exactly who he is and is like "oh. oh no." and immediately tries to kill him.

the elf thing happens before anything goes on but julius got mad suspicious after asta uniquely introduced langris to the crystal (ft yuno freaking out) so after the elf bullshit he's like "hey lilliane :) what's up with uh. with uh. your uh. your lab?" and she's like "oh yk just stuff. you can request an examination if you'd like" and she specifically requests finral + luck bc "i dont want a biased investigation". yami of course has her bitchass READ and sends magna and nessa along with them bc luck, magna, and nessa would Eat Her.

it ends up being just magna and nessa. being confronted with the fact that your life's a lie and you spent your childhood in a laboratory does shit to people. it's a disaster, both luck + finral completely lose it and revert to subject-mode, lilliane Dips Out after magna and vanessa make it out with the others, asta has 37 brand new panics to deal with because now luck recognizes him and his particular breed of trauma has been exposed to the entire squad, yuno becomes even more homicidal. (sylph is terrified btw)

julius ends up smiting lilliane after a very traumatic trial where the captains read all her bullshit files and it's very cathartic for everyone involved (especially sister lily and father orsi, they're angry for the sake of their boys). langris Dips after the trial and yuno catches up with him to Fuck Him Up.

trauma squad back at base is currently undergoing healing (ft ness and mags grieving/relearning their partners). umm yeah its very fun for me personally.

thanks to alex my beloved for helping me with all the plot holes in the initial story and now it's a lot more cohesive <3 and thank you for asking.

[lolawassad]

Hey it’s me again! I’m here to request one very needed fanfic from my favorite author :)) I was wondering if you can write one where the reader is new to hogwarts and then all the marauders are like “love at first sight” so then it becomes a game of who can make the reader fal in love with them first. And in the end it can be like they all settle to being a polyamorous relationship. (btw the way that each marauder express his affection would be like very different for example sirius would show off while remus would be like super calm and impress her with his brains, etc. or sum? Hahha i hope this makes sense)

Happy writing to my favorite writer!! <33

My belovedddd yesss

Also pettigrew will not be refered to as peter due to reasons, so he will be called pettigrew or wormtail, or pete. Also the marauders will already be dating

5th year but they are 18

Tw. Cussing, sex jokes, nsfw mention

Poly!marauder x hufflepuff!reader

3rd pov

The headmaster clears his throat "welcome back students, welcome new students, i would also like to notify the 5th years we will be having a transfer student from your year, please be nice to her if she is sorted in your house"

"Y/n y/l" the headmaster says out after all first years are sorted, the group of boys look shocked when they see her beauty, remus grabs onto his boyfriend sirius while james grabs onto wormtail "holy shit" lily evans says sitting next to the group of boys, when she notices their looks she says "thats my girlfriend, the one i told you about remember?" She asks messing with them, they glare at her "shes yours?" They all ask shocked

Lily goes to say more but is cut off by a loud "HUFFLEPUFF" and claps from all tables

Y/n notices the boys lingering gazes and waves shyly at them before noticing her friend lily sending her kisses, she smiles at her and skips over to the hufflepuff table.

When the headmaster finishes his speech lily jumps up and runs to y/n sitting across from her, the marauders glare at the ginger girl before turning to each other. Remus laughs "her name is rose, lily's girlfriend, lily does have a pen pal named y/n y/l" he says after some thinking. The other three sigh in relief "so we all agree, we want her?" Sirius asks

Lily grabs y/n's hand "im so happy you are here" they are soon joined by a tall guy with shoulder length black hair, "severus snape" he says in a monotone voice while holding his hand out to y/n "y/n y/l" she says happily making snape secretly smile, when the marauders notice this they jump up, sirius and james force their way between lily and severus and pettigrew and remus sit next to y/n

Lily scoffs "rude" she says to the boys who just pushed her and her friend to the side

The marauders ignore her "hello pretty" sirius purrs to y/n "the name is black, sirius black" he says making remus shake his head and turning to y/n "hey" he says giving a big dorky smile "remus lupin" james then speaks up "im james potter, and my uniform is made from boyfriend material, doll" he smirks.

Then everyone turns to pettigrew, the usually stuttering boy turns to y/n "hey princess, im pete pettigrew but you can just call me your future husband" he says without stuttering and kisses her hand

Lily gasps while snape scoffs "what is this a courting session?" He asks making lily slap the back of his head "be nice severus" she sneers before turning to the boys "dont do this to her, im not gonna let you play her feelings" she says before ducking under the table and pulling her friend with her to the other side, she grabs onto severus and drags him with her

Y/n looks confused when they reach the end of the table but still sits down next to her friend, severus sitting across from them "what was that all about?" The hufflepuff asks making severus scoff "those four are dating, they sometimes flirt with people to see who is like the hottest or some shit" he says making lily shake her head "no thats not it sev you know it, this has happened once before, they saw a girl liked how see looked tried to get her to join them then it went wrong, girl left and never came back" lily explains.

I go to talk but severus cuts me off by putting some food on my plate "eat" he says before going back to his own plate.

The marauders glare at the raven haired boy and the ginger girl "i bet hes telling her lies already" sirius spits out making remus shake his head "calm down babe lily is there too, she will just correct him" he says hiding his sadness and annoyedness.

When dinner is done a hufflepuff prefect walks up to y/n, hes tall and cute "m'lady please allow me to escort you to the common room" he says with a weird accent making y/n giggle, lily pushes her out of her seat softly and y/n gets up linking her arm through his "im adrian by the way" he says with a charming smile but is cut off by y/n being pulled away from him the second they walk out of the hall, shes pulled into pete's side "hello again princess, we know everything there is about all common rooms in hogwarts so you dont need aran" he says with a big smile, his arm wrapped around her shoulder and he starts leading her to the hufflepuff common room

Y/n smiles at pete "you and ur boyfriends are very uh" "handsome? Thank you love" sirius cuts her off

"I was gonna say" she says while rolling her eyes but is cut off again "tall? Sexy? Bangable? Thank you sweetheart" james says throwing his arm over sirius's shoulder

She huffs "no" she says "she was clearly gonna say alot" remus says

Y/n nods her head "yeah" she says, pete gasps "princess, you wound me" he says while letting go of her and putting his hand on his chest, his place is quickly taken by remus

He grabs y/n's arm and puts it around his "they just got excited due to the pretty new girl, you understand right?" He asks kinda shyly she laughs and shakes her head "plenty of pretty girls in hogwarts" she says

Remus just smiles at her and pulls her to walk before his boyfriends, they are met with whistles "look at those legs on that girl" "and the ass on that man" "god they would make a great couple" remus just throws his left hand up with a middle finger and continues walking.

This makes the other three run quickly, james pushes remus away softly and throws his arm around y/n, sirius joins on the other side, his arm goes around her waist

"Hello beautiful" they say in sync before glaring at each other "shut up" they say in sync again "you owe me a butterbeer" they say

They both groan "see this is why we cant have nice things" sirius says with a fake glare "yeah because you take them away" james replies

Then they look at y/n "im sure our angle could fix this problem" sirius says, james laughs loudly "HAHA YOU SAID ANGLE INSTEAD OF ANGEL DUMBASS" y/n giggles making all four boys stop

"D-do it agai-again?" Pete stutters out his cheeks bright pink, remus just stands there with his mouth wide open while sirius says "fuck im hard now" james points at her and then looks at sirius "dude shes right here, she doesnt need to know about ur pickle"

They start fake argueing and y/n slowly backs up, only for her to bumb into a grinning adrian "there you are lets go" he says and pulls her with him

Pete notices this "WAIT YOU CANT STEAL MY GIRL, ARAN" he yells before running after them

"YOU MEAN MY GIRL" sirius and james yell at the same time before glaring at each other.

Then remus just calmly walks up to adrian "you are hurting her arm, let her go or i will kill you" he says with a smile, adrian lets go of y/n's arm and she turns to remus "thank you" she says rubbing her arm

The other three catch up and notice the forming bruise on her arm

"Guys this is fun and all but that fucker just hurt her" sirius says "so lets just take her to her dorm and help calm the bruises" james finishes for his tall boyfriend.

They all walk to the hufflepuff common room, pete turns to y/n and says "remember this princess" before tapping the second barrel of the bottom row in a pattern and the door opens

Y/n smiles at pete and he beams back, she walks in and remus turns to his beaming boyfriend with a proud smile and kisses his forehead before pulling him with him, james and sirius are quick to follow.

They pull y/n up to the girl dorms and look for her name, she has a room to herself because all the other 5th years have fu rooms already.

Y/n opens the door and gasps "that is beautiful" she says looking at the massive bed in the room

The marauders look at each other, this bed is even bigger then the one they got in their room, when they became roomates in year one they didnt have four beds they had one big bed as if telling them something.

They all smirk at each other knowing its a good sign