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I am going to say something so controversial
I think that Dany or Jon could be Azor Ahai-
But i think in order for one to bring along the end to the long night, one must also be Nissa Nissa.
Now i dont nessacarily think that Nissa Nissa’s blood must be used to temper light bringer, as light bringer could very well be the dragons. But i think her sacrifice, her blood being spilled is what made the victory possible.
Thus either Jon or Daenerys must be hoisted as a sacrificial lamb to save the world. I honestly do not know who it will be but i truly think to have one, you must have the other. There would be no Azor Ahai, no end of the long night without Nissa Nissa, and thus there can be no Jon without Daenerys, no dragons without burning blood, no life without death, without sacrifice.
So um yeah. Thanks for coming to my ted talk
#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#jon snow#daenerys targaryen#daenerys stormborn#winds of winter#predictions#azor ahai#nissa nissa#lore shit#theory#dont kill me homies#its just a theory#a game theory
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hot take: jimmy should be included in slideshows, videos, and other stuff (not counting censoring him, only just not acknowledging him in general). i dont care if he's generally a horrible person,, he's still the main character and a huge part of the plot. i dont condone his actions but it's getting annoying to just not acknowledge his existence, and it feels like we're putting a really well written villian character to waste because we don't realize how in depth jimmy really is,, also the name censoring jokes like jambalaya are only funny if it's actually creative,, in my honest to god opinion : again, i do NOT condone his actions but he's still big on the plot and a very well written character so ya i hate jimmy with all my heart but guys come on all you guys say about him is "haha rapist horrible guy lets ignore him and kick him off" instead of thinking about how in-depth and complex his character is! lets not waste a very interesting villian character by ignoring him entirely!
#mybe.daniel#jimmy mouthwashing#hot take#rant post#complaining#you guys dont understand#how in depth jimmy is#“sorry you had to draw j-” SHUT UP!! GET A NEW JOKE!!#not trying to be mean to anyone but god#it gets to a point man#get a new joke x2#we aren't just going to turn mouthwashing into brainrot. lets acknowledge and talk about the main issue.#mouthwashing game#mouthwashing#wrong organ#fuck jimmy#all my homies hate jimmy#dont get me wrong some jokes are funny#like no jimmy au. thats funny. i like it#but lets settle down chat#well not like that#still bash jimmy#forever#kill him#but also see how complex he is too#i hope im not wording this wrong#I DONT SUPPORT JIMMY HE SUCKS IM JUST TRYING TO GET A VERY WELL WRITTEN VILLIAN CHARACTER NOT TO BE WASTED ENTIRELY BY THE FANDOM
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Aemond "they made fun of me" Targaryen, they could never make me like you
#boo fucking hoo kid#its been years#AND YOU KILLED A KID#like?????#dont get me wrong homie hasnt had it easy#but really the side of the whiny teenagers is so hard to take seriously man#“i regret that business with Luke” call it what it is. you killed a kid bc you lost your temper#you have a weapon of mass destruction and you used it to kill a kid#i mean HONESTLY#house of the dragon#hotd spoilers#but like v minor spoilers#i cant wait for this dude to get shishkabobed and then forgotten by history#body literally chucked back into the water after a sword is retrieved#“its the smallfolk who get hurt” miss thang just you wait for what hes about to do
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saw this bit in the trailer and i'm like... this. this is the starlander divorce era. and you can't convince me otherwise.
and in relation to that i'm going to make an edit about this particular scene ala wuthering heights "May you not rest, as long as I am living! You said I killed you — haunt me, then!" on my starlander blog
(haha this ship is insane it will not let me rest until i've finished all my intended edits)
#i dont like how this ship is driving me insane#starlander s4#in their divorce era#i mean look at the fucking crowd#you have their children fighting on who's the better parent#starlight looks so worried for her kids#and you have homie smirking like: “this is why we shouldn't've separated”#this is considered meta? idk#the edit will probably take me hours. or days to complete based on the hundred of gifs i have to make#haha kill me now#starlander#homelight#[john & annie — “i'm really glad you're here.”]
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listening to heathers while thinking about ideas for future drawings i realized that the song i say no (I already talked about this song for catradora) goes quite well for andrew and julia, probably a confrontation that would occur if andrew tried to get julia into All the cult shit or demons using emotional manipulation, but Julia is already fed up with Andrew's shit after having reflected on their relationship decides to throw dirt at him as he deserves it.
I want to see Julia confront Andrew, I want to see her making herself respected and reproaching Andrew for all his faults as a boyfriend, I WANT TO SEE MY GIRL DEFENDING HERSELF AND NOT DEAD GOD!
I just want to throw dirt at Andrew and give Julia the princess treatment she deserves :)
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escuchando heathers mientras pensando ideas para futuros dibujos me di cuenta de que la cancion de i say no(ya hable de esta cancion para catradora) va bastante bien para andrew y julia, probablemente una confrontación que se daria si andrew tratase de meter a julia en toda la mierda del culto o demonios usando manipulación emocional, pero julia ya esta harta de la mierda de andrew tras haber reflexionado sobre su relacion y decide tirarle tierra como se lo merece.
quiero ver a julia confrontar a andrew, quiero verla haciendose respetar y recriminarle a andrew todas sus faltas como novio, ¡QUIERO VER A MI NIÑA DEFENDIENDOSE Y NO MUERTA POR DIOOOOS!
solo quiero tirarle tierra a Andrew y darle a julia el tratamiento de princesa que se merece:)
#julia is my baby#tcoaal julia#the coffin of andy and leyley#julia tcoaal#the coffin of andy and leyley julia#if andrew and ashley end up killing her i will make aus where she lives and lives a happy life#all my homies hate andrew graves#andrew graves they will never make me like you#even if you're AMAZINGLY writen#i dont forget or forgive#the same goes to ashley but i like her more than andrew#Spotify
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Me trying to prepare for s10 knowing Dean's probably gonna be a whiny bitch at least a good portion of the time, trying to remember all the things I have to look forward to in the next 5 seasons:
Sam as Jack's adoptive father, along with Castiel
Sam getting a happy ending and having a son named Dean Jr
God dying (nice)
Creepy Sam/Lucifer moments that I started rewatching the show for
Reappearance of characters I like: Gabriel, Bobby, Mary
Sam/Rowena friendship
Sam scenes in general.
Y'all Im hanging by a thread with this one. If Dean's gonna be annoying the whole fucking time next season I don't know if I'll be able to handle it. tbh, last season's Cain themes were so lackluster, the way Dean wasn't even as cruel as he ever was in s8, but he's not enjoyable to watch either. 💀 (Except for the first half) Like, if it's a continuation of the second half, it's just too fucking much.
#The Hardy Boys But With Ghosts#spn#supernatural#sam winchester#dean winchester#i dont have patience for dean's self centered bullshit#every time he hurts someone and it's about how HE feels#even the writers knew it - when Kevin was complaining about the same fucking thing while being a ghost#and having to listen to Dean cry about getting KEVIN killed like jfc#god I miss when I cared about dean's feelings#every time the writers turn him into this shit its so unbearable#'youll never hear me say that the real you is anything but good'#no doubt sam was talking about s1-s2 dean#homie thinks that dean is still in there deep down im sure
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im much sleepy but bg3 needs me a dialogue option to tell astarion i dont trust him but he can drink my blood anytime, just ask dude its fine. but like also i dont know you well enough for trust. its literally been a few days. but like the vampire things totally fine i dont mind nor care.
#me#a shitpost can be blue#bg3#astarion#like why is it i trust you or being an ass about the vampire thing#or like staking or whatever. whats a little bite between homies#dont like kill me and we gucci
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In honor of hxh return date I must ask: is there anything togashi could do that would actually hurt you worse than killing kurapika
u know that tweet where the person is like "fuck hxh fans I hope it updates one more time and kurapika marries a woman" let's just say I took that very personally
#a fate worse than death#but that doesnt mean im accepting the fact that togashi absolutely plans on killing him off . i know it but i dont accept it#fuck emperor time all my homies hate emperor time#especially fuck PASSING OUT FOR TEN HOURS WHILE USING EMPEROR TIME#oh and fuck the boyfriend still being MIA in med bay.#its sooo funny how togashi was like yes theyre reuniting after 10+ years isnt that nice (: now lets seperate again#he knows what hes doing to me & he thinks its funny . fuck you and your carpal tunnel#asks
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istg im gonna kill everyones boyfriends so someone will hang out with me again i might not be there when u get dumped again LMAOOOOO just kiddingggg................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
#getting real tired of being ignored by my homies everytime they have some new boytoy#and then when we do hang out all we talk abt is their STUPID FUCKING BOYFRIEND#I DO NOT CARE ABOUT JAKE SO WRITE THAT DOWN#and i really dont care if he thinks im funny or not im so serious hes on thin fucking ice as it is#'oh i think hes the one i think we might get married' or 'this is a video of him after surgery isnt he so funny?'🥺#im killing him with my mind actually but yeah cool glad your'e happy ig#maybe im being so so selfish but the crushing loneliness and the constant nostalgia is fuckijg killing meee#it cant be that difficult to make time for your friends once a month or smthng#and then they have the audacity to send me memes like they know me HAHAAHAHAHAHAH#or try to reminisce as if im not thinking abt the good ol days every day cuz i miss when i hung out with my friends yk?#WHATEVER WHATEVER I JUST HAVE TO BEND LIKE A REED IN THE WIND OR WHATEVER#let the fear wash over me and follow the path and see that all that is left is me ykwim??#yayayyyyyy#mine
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"the us is not a christian nation" says who. george washington?? thomas jefferson??? bilbo baggins?? u mean the bitches who u say we shouldnt care abt just cuz they wrote the constitution back in ye old swagless white boy days and their opinions dont matter to us anymore. u mean those bitches. and ur gonna believe their little dumb bitch asses when they say "the us is not a christian nation" Boy Do You Know What Bias Looks Like Cause Im Boutta Woop You With It
#personal#sorry this is such one of those stupid topics#like ofc its a christian nation shut up. shut uppp. those old dusty bitches can say ''no were not!!! were secular!! we swear!!'' all they#want ok but look me in the eye. look at me. ur gonna believe them when they say that. what other shit can come outta their mouth#that youll believe huh. tj said he didnt rape that woman u gonna believe him? u gonna believe washington didnt Like slavery#just cuz he said to release all his slaves after he died???#u gonna believe famous white guy hamilton when he said all women are queens and then had a whole affair. two if u count angie.#like homies idk how to impress upon you that The Words Of Old White Men Do Not Mean Shit#just cuz they said ''oh slavery is wrong!'' does not mean they did jack all abt it when they wrote the constitution#just like it dont mean shit all when they said ''we're not a christian nation'' HOMIE WHATS THE FIRST GD SENTENCE OF THE DOI#LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND READ THAT ALOUD TO ME HOMIE. ''THE US IS NOT A CHRISTIAN NATION'' SHUT UP YOU ARE SO STUPID#GOD BLESS AMERICA ETC ETC. SHUT UPPPP#''tj was agnostic he didnt believe in god'' homie had so many bibles that he could cut and paste what he liked outta one#and put it in a journal. mind you the bible is double sided pages. he had to have at least two of those he could fuck with like that#get outta my SIGHT dont MENTION those bitches around me i will KILL YOU#anyway. lauras bi-annual I Know More Than You Abt American History post
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vent tw, if you have depression please please just dont interact-
#ok so. to preface this for anyone with depression going past this point. im not gonna be nice. this isnt about you#this isnt about you in particular or how your secretly constantly a burden to everyone you love or how you just cant get it right#its not about having to deal with a person with depression but more how the social climate has made it so its so hard to deal with every#thing. thats all. if you read more do not blame me for feeling bad.#that was your only and last warning#okay so! now that hopefully all my homies with depression out there are ok- it is hard being surrounded by people with depression#sorry like. i am the only one in my imediate family without depression. and its. its hard a lot#like i care so much about these people and yet i cant help them because their either sad or tired or angry or numb most of the time#and i cant do anything. i cant do anything at all. and thats fucked!!!!! i think. sorry i am not one for curing mental illness but i really#really wish there was just a cure for depression so the people i care about could be happy and have energy and be ok#i dont want to constantly worry in the back of my head if what ill say next will lead them to going quiet and sad#or worry about how a few too many wrong moves and a hard time could push them off the edge. i know it wont happen.#but i worry about it constantly especially with the political climate#and i care for them so much and i just wish they could feel happy most of the time. just more than half is enough. more than half#gosh its gotten to the point a sertain tone of voice or someone saying their tired can make me feel bad#like bad enough i need to leave the room and go cry. everyone is alwase tired and i dont know what to do#i feel like a little kid being so sensitive by others emotions- but i cant help it. i cant help it when im surrounded#again this isnt a bash against anyone with depression. this is a bash against depression because of all the pain its given my loved ones#if i could fight depression as a just. thing i would mawl it alive. tooth and nail til all that was left was either bones. cartalige.#blood and flesh that hadent somehow made it into my stomach. and id keep it alive for a long as i could as i killed it#it would suffer 10 times the amount its made others suffer if i could. i can be a cruel bitch and i will if i ever got the chance.#and u h ya! sorry lil bit of silly moment i am just. sick of the tired. if i could id honestly never hear the phrase im tired again
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need sunghoon to do a new selca pose so bad like babe ur gorjus pls show some more angles pls pls pls . AND DELETE THAT FAWKING SNOW APP WHILE UR AT IT TOO i cant stand it .
#park sunghoon#sunghoon#enha sunghoon#sunghoon enha#sunghoon enhypen#enhypen#enhypen sunghoon#like i love his selcas dont get me wrong#but would a slightly different angle kill him?#deleting the snow app may actually#fuck the snow app#me and my homies hate the snow app#fuck snow app#snow app hater
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so, i was initially gonna do my seecond playthrough as Kassandra so i could swoon over Evil Alexios and watch him slam a man’s face onto the point of a pyramid and then punch him to death with his bare hands,
but now after having finished the game i know it’ll make me sooooooooooo sad to see alexios do all the things the villain winds up doing lmaooo im STOOPID!
but i still wanted to see him beat a man to death so i just looked up the scene and let me tell yooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu
i am 🎺🦵🏾
#i am trumpet leg#lmfao#horn knee#also it is fucking CRIMINAL that ~men these days~ dont show off their legs#lemme see them upper thighs homie#also do you have ANY IDEA how much it turns me on when people tremble and breathe deeply in the throes of primeval rage???#A LOT#but only in fiction lmfao and/or only in response to a gross injustices#bc if a man ever behaves that way toward me or toward something that's not actually a big deal#not only would i never speak to him but i may have to preemptively kill him lmfao bc i would never again be able to trust his ass with my#life#lmfao what an awkward moment to run out of room to finish that tag
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AHAHAHAHAHA
Y/N, to Springtrap: Yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what?
Y/N: ...Yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. Now, can you please cuddle with me?
#@ your tags that does sound fun#me and the homies and our giant killer bunny boyfriend!#i would most definitely fall asleep first holy BEANS#i sleep too early? more like i dont sleep AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#someone save me#just let springtrap kill me and promise me you guys will crowbar him in the knees once a year in my honor#fern when is an appropriate time 2 go 2 sleep. 1 am? 2 am? i will have heart palpitations you're crazy
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if they had tumblr on the lotf island simulator bc silly :))
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God I love him so much. Every time we kiss I feel so alive.
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cringe
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…this is literally about us
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OOOH FUCK I DIDNT READ THE USERNAME
#SORRY BABE OMFG #PLS FORGIVE ME WE CAN HAVE A PARTY W MY HUNTERS ON THE BEAJCH
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found a ton of these beautiful leaves and made a flower crown!!
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so. piggy has informed me that the rash on my arms and head is due to the posion ivy ive been wearing for a week.
#everything itches :,(
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Greetings and salutations! This is my first official Tumblr post. My name is Peter. I use primarily he/him pronouns but do not mind they/them.
If you’re a supporter of J*ck or The H*nters DNI!!! I am a Ralph supporter!!! You choir boys make me sick!!!
I have asthma and I am gay. If you insult me, or call me fat, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!!!
If you are anti-Ralph, I’m not afraid to call you out as the CONCHPHOBE you are!
Lastly: DO NOT CALL ME PIGGY. IT IS NOT MY NAME
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lmaoooo kys piggy
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FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
#I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW #YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF #tw h*nters #tw conchphobia #tw j*cks tribe
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#we’re personally more ralph-leaning #but not picky
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t hebeasty i know it’s there i lnow the hel p help theyre is a beastie pleas
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hey op are you ok
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OP WHAT DOES THIS MEAN PLEASE
#I AM AFRAID
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brooo my homies @xX_RogerTheHunter_Xx and @csharpmf were talking about their kill streaks and i said “do you play on an open server or a private world” and they just looked confused 😭😭😭 like bro did. were. were you not taking about minecraft????
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girlie help?????
#ur so silly like wtf
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bro check out this fire art i whipped up this afternoon 💪💪💪 nothin much just a quick doodle 💪💪💪
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Hey OP. Maybe do some research on famous art before attempting to plagiarize the Mona fucking Lisa. You disgusting credit thief.
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maybe you should learn what a joke is lmao
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This is your daily reminder to take care of yourself! Drink water and eat some pig! AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT LET THE SIGNAL FIRE GO OUT!!!
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��i forgor
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ISTFG
#literally so pissed /srs
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i am #strong. i am #emo. i listen to #mychemicalromance. i am #dark
*lifts black hair off face, revealing black eyeshadow* i cannot feel love. i care about no one. because i am #EMO!!!! /srs
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:(
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no!!! don’t be sad- *bites black lipstick covered lip and glances away* i… i love you
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Oh my God. And you call ME cringe.
#no hate on Simon even though he’s a weirdo #but Roger is like a different breed of freaky #tw h*nters #tw j*cks tribe #tw conchphobia
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#this took way too long to make#nics stuff#lotf#lotf sim#lotf simulator#tumblr#tumblr simulator#silly#lord of the flies#jalph#jack merridew#simon lotf#roger lotf#ralph lotf#piggy lotf#maurice lotf#samneric lotf#rogermon#mullberry boy lotf#percival wemdeys madison#lotf meme#lotf shitpost#shitpost#poll
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omg yandere lads… rafayel is lowkey so yandere coded like this man… sometimes he opens his mouth and i’m left standing there like “did y’all hear this man?” what do you mean you’re chasing mc to the end of this world, why are you vague posting about mc leaving you like you’ll kill them, what’s this almost obsession with being mc’s main priority huh? the second one who comes to mind (excluding sylus cause i’m still figuring him out) is xavier because that man is a wild card, but even zayn is like… all of these men have the potential to be unhinged and it’s like one bad choice away from happening
NAUR fr why is there so little yandere lads.........this is so sad there's just like crumbs even though the whole premise is chockful of good yandere,,,,guess we gotta build up the foundation ourselves lads......
yandere Rafayel took me out of left field ngl like I had to get through my petty grudge first of him also being an artist....and then I went through the Night Stroll date event and LOST my mind at the delivery of his fake memory loss and his dramatics and got endeared. But then the more I learned the lore I was like damnb,,,homie's is DESPERATE homie is dropping LORE BOMBS and we're just not talking about it,,,Like no wonder we saved this guy no strings attached and we got the whole childhood promise thing going on.....crazy......He's imprinted on us like a baby chick. Goodbye to privacy, indeed.
Xavier...god, I was going to be like, oh he's the safe cozy friend and then BAM story just goes to show us he's got that puppy look charade and we fell for it. Naturally. His jealousy over Jeremiah's interactions solely got me thinking that those from Philos only really end up with one partner their long lives and now Xavier's one very very deranged choice from staking claim permanently. I'm of the opinion he's not the yandere type to restrict and lock down compared to the other three men...he's more of someone who'd rather take care of factors outside of MC, so if it means scaring off potential dates and friends, he doesn't really care so long as he can innocently bat his eyes and comfort you later.
i got more thoughts and drafts but i dont wanna ramble and make this longer,,,,,,,
#asks#anon#yandere lads#yandere love and deepspace#i have so manyb drafts please @ brain just finish something
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