#dont kill me homies

[ladyofthebears]

I am going to say something so controversial

I think that Dany or Jon could be Azor Ahai-

But i think in order for one to bring along the end to the long night, one must also be Nissa Nissa.

Now i dont nessacarily think that Nissa Nissa’s blood must be used to temper light bringer, as light bringer could very well be the dragons. But i think her sacrifice, her blood being spilled is what made the victory possible.

Thus either Jon or Daenerys must be hoisted as a sacrificial lamb to save the world. I honestly do not know who it will be but i truly think to have one, you must have the other. There would be no Azor Ahai, no end of the long night without Nissa Nissa, and thus there can be no Jon without Daenerys, no dragons without burning blood, no life without death, without sacrifice.

So um yeah. Thanks for coming to my ted talk

[theirondragonrants]

Aemond "they made fun of me" Targaryen, they could never make me like you

[kaizsche]

saw this bit in the trailer and i'm like... this. this is the starlander divorce era. and you can't convince me otherwise.

and in relation to that i'm going to make an edit about this particular scene ala wuthering heights "May you not rest, as long as I am living! You said I killed you — haunt me, then!" on my starlander blog

(haha this ship is insane it will not let me rest until i've finished all my intended edits)

[ultravioletqueen]

listening to heathers while thinking about ideas for future drawings i realized that the song i say no (I already talked about this song for catradora) goes quite well for andrew and julia, probably a confrontation that would occur if andrew tried to get julia into All the cult shit or demons using emotional manipulation, but Julia is already fed up with Andrew's shit after having reflected on their relationship decides to throw dirt at him as he deserves it.

I want to see Julia confront Andrew, I want to see her making herself respected and reproaching Andrew for all his faults as a boyfriend, I WANT TO SEE MY GIRL DEFENDING HERSELF AND NOT DEAD GOD!

I just want to throw dirt at Andrew and give Julia the princess treatment she deserves :)

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escuchando heathers mientras pensando ideas para futuros dibujos me di cuenta de que la cancion de i say no(ya hable de esta cancion para catradora) va bastante bien para andrew y julia, probablemente una confrontación que se daria si andrew tratase de meter a julia en toda la mierda del culto o demonios usando manipulación emocional, pero julia ya esta harta de la mierda de andrew tras haber reflexionado sobre su relacion y decide tirarle tierra como se lo merece.

quiero ver a julia confrontar a andrew, quiero verla haciendose respetar y recriminarle a andrew todas sus faltas como novio, ¡QUIERO VER A MI NIÑA DEFENDIENDOSE Y NO MUERTA POR DIOOOOS!

solo quiero tirarle tierra a Andrew y darle a julia el tratamiento de princesa que se merece:)

[hopeheartfilia]

im much sleepy but bg3 needs me a dialogue option to tell astarion i dont trust him but he can drink my blood anytime, just ask dude its fine. but like also i dont know you well enough for trust. its literally been a few days. but like the vampire things totally fine i dont mind nor care.

[lobotomy-lady]

In honor of hxh return date I must ask: is there anything togashi could do that would actually hurt you worse than killing kurapika

u know that tweet where the person is like "fuck hxh fans I hope it updates one more time and kurapika marries a woman" let's just say I took that very personally

[snarlicbread]

istg im gonna kill everyones boyfriends so someone will hang out with me again i might not be there when u get dumped again LMAOOOOO just kiddingggg................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

[villalunae]

"the us is not a christian nation" says who. george washington?? thomas jefferson??? bilbo baggins?? u mean the bitches who u say we shouldnt care abt just cuz they wrote the constitution back in ye old swagless white boy days and their opinions dont matter to us anymore. u mean those bitches. and ur gonna believe their little dumb bitch asses when they say "the us is not a christian nation" Boy Do You Know What Bias Looks Like Cause Im Boutta Woop You With It

[tittysuckersworld]

vent tw, if you have depression please please just dont interact-

[craacked-splatters]

Why are job applications asking for previous addresses i lived at now. Why are they asking? Must i pledge my whole life and story already to a company who'll probably not even hire me? I know I shouldn't be surprised but man. They just keep pulling more things outta their ass like plz stop

[aegondluvrs]

need sunghoon to do a new selca pose so bad like babe ur gorjus pls show some more angles pls pls pls . AND DELETE THAT FAWKING SNOW APP WHILE UR AT IT TOO i cant stand it .

[firelord-frowny]

so, i was initially gonna do my seecond playthrough as Kassandra so i could swoon over Evil Alexios and watch him slam a man’s face onto the point of a pyramid and then punch him to death with his bare hands, 

but now after having finished the game i know it’ll make me sooooooooooo sad to see alexios do all the things the villain winds up doing lmaooo im STOOPID! 

but i still wanted to see him beat a man to death so i just looked up the scene and let me tell yooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu

i am 🎺🦵🏾

[spaciebabie]

AHAHAHAHAHA

Y/N, to Springtrap: Yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what?

Y/N: ...Yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. Now, can you please cuddle with me?

[rrcenic]

if they had tumblr on the lotf island simulator bc silly :))

🐚 thechief Follow

God I love him so much. Every time we kiss I feel so alive.

🔥 csharpmf Follow

cringe

🐚 thechief Follow

…this is literally about us

🔥 csharpmf Follow

OOOH FUCK I DIDNT READ THE USERNAME

#SORRY BABE OMFG #PLS FORGIVE ME WE CAN HAVE A PARTY W MY HUNTERS ON THE BEAJCH

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🦎 helloitssimon Follow

found a ton of these beautiful leaves and made a flower crown!!

🦎helloitssimon Follow

so. piggy has informed me that the rash on my arms and head is due to the posion ivy ive been wearing for a week.

#everything itches :,(

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Greetings and salutations! This is my first official Tumblr post. My name is Peter. I use primarily he/him pronouns but do not mind they/them.

If you’re a supporter of J*ck or The H*nters DNI!!! I am a Ralph supporter!!! You choir boys make me sick!!!

I have asthma and I am gay. If you insult me, or call me fat, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!!!

If you are anti-Ralph, I’m not afraid to call you out as the CONCHPHOBE you are!

Lastly: DO NOT CALL ME PIGGY. IT IS NOT MY NAME

🐺 xX_RogerTheHunter_Xx Follow

lmaoooo kys piggy

🐷 number1ralphstan Follow

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

#I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW #YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF #tw h*nters #tw conchphobia #tw j*cks tribe

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#we’re personally more ralph-leaning #but not picky

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🔳 mulberry-boy-deactivated

t hebeasty i know it’s there i lnow the hel p help theyre is a beastie pleas

😭 PercivalWemdeysMadison Follow

hey op are you ok

😭 PercivalWemdeysMadison Follow

OP WHAT DOES THIS MEAN PLEASE

#I AM AFRAID

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🤡 sillybillymaurice Follow

brooo my homies @xX_RogerTheHunter_Xx and @csharpmf were talking about their kill streaks and i said “do you play on an open server or a private world” and they just looked confused 😭😭😭 like bro did. were. were you not taking about minecraft????

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🙂

🤡 sillybillymaurice Follow

girlie help?????

#ur so silly like wtf

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🔥 csharpmf Follow

bro check out this fire art i whipped up this afternoon 💪💪💪 nothin much just a quick doodle 💪💪💪

🐷 number1ralphstan Follow

Hey OP. Maybe do some research on famous art before attempting to plagiarize the Mona fucking Lisa. You disgusting credit thief.

🐺 xX_RogerTheHunter_Xx Follow

maybe you should learn what a joke is lmao

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🐚 thechief Follow

This is your daily reminder to take care of yourself! Drink water and eat some pig! AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT LET THE SIGNAL FIRE GO OUT!!!

🔥 csharpmf Follow

…i forgor

🐚 thechief Follow

ISTFG

#literally so pissed /srs

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🐺 xX_RogerTheHunter_Xx Follow

i am #strong. i am #emo. i listen to #mychemicalromance. i am #dark

*lifts black hair off face, revealing black eyeshadow* i cannot feel love. i care about no one. because i am #EMO!!!! /srs

🦎 helloitssimon Follow

:(

🐺 xX_RogerTheHunter_Xx Follow

no!!! don’t be sad- *bites black lipstick covered lip and glances away* i… i love you

🦎helloitssimon Follow

:)

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Oh my God. And you call ME cringe.

#no hate on Simon even though he’s a weirdo #but Roger is like a different breed of freaky #tw h*nters #tw j*cks tribe #tw conchphobia

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[qierxing]

omg yandere lads… rafayel is lowkey so yandere coded like this man… sometimes he opens his mouth and i’m left standing there like “did y’all hear this man?” what do you mean you’re chasing mc to the end of this world, why are you vague posting about mc leaving you like you’ll kill them, what’s this almost obsession with being mc’s main priority huh? the second one who comes to mind (excluding sylus cause i’m still figuring him out) is xavier because that man is a wild card, but even zayn is like… all of these men have the potential to be unhinged and it’s like one bad choice away from happening

NAUR fr why is there so little yandere lads.........this is so sad there's just like crumbs even though the whole premise is chockful of good yandere,,,,guess we gotta build up the foundation ourselves lads......

yandere Rafayel took me out of left field ngl like I had to get through my petty grudge first of him also being an artist....and then I went through the Night Stroll date event and LOST my mind at the delivery of his fake memory loss and his dramatics and got endeared. But then the more I learned the lore I was like damnb,,,homie's is DESPERATE homie is dropping LORE BOMBS and we're just not talking about it,,,Like no wonder we saved this guy no strings attached and we got the whole childhood promise thing going on.....crazy......He's imprinted on us like a baby chick. Goodbye to privacy, indeed.

Xavier...god, I was going to be like, oh he's the safe cozy friend and then BAM story just goes to show us he's got that puppy look charade and we fell for it. Naturally. His jealousy over Jeremiah's interactions solely got me thinking that those from Philos only really end up with one partner their long lives and now Xavier's one very very deranged choice from staking claim permanently. I'm of the opinion he's not the yandere type to restrict and lock down compared to the other three men...he's more of someone who'd rather take care of factors outside of MC, so if it means scaring off potential dates and friends, he doesn't really care so long as he can innocently bat his eyes and comfort you later.

i got more thoughts and drafts but i dont wanna ramble and make this longer,,,,,,,

[ramons-elevator]

I just wanna take the time to list the fucking bugs on the QSMP because they range from mildly inconvenient to this has changed history forever and they are the weirdest fucking bugs

Broken hearts: this is the bug of when people log in, it shows half of their hearts just being blacked out and it take someone smacking you to get them back. Its very funny when an egg or someone randomly goes "hey hit me". Honorary mention is when someone gets withered and the withered hearts stay. Very angsty I love.

Broken voice: this is many things, but mainly when someone has to deafen and undeafen when someone relogs. It was a big problem in early days because people didnt know and it was annoying, but now its just common knowledge.

Sweeping edge: Me and my homies hate this bug. Basically it was a line of code in one of the mods that got bugged and instead of sweeping edge dealing 0.5 of the damage of a hit, it would deal 5 time more. For example, when Etoiles and Bad were testing it out, Pomme hit Bad with a weapon and it killed Etoiles who was next to Bad. This is more than likely the cause of deaths for Tilin and Juanaflippa. Im glad it got fixed, but it still installs fear into OG islanders to this day.

Dorime bug: The funniest and stupidest bug of all. Dorime randomly playing out of nowhere and the only way to get it to stop is to turn musicbox noises on and off. It happens enough that people usually have their musicbox noises turned off at all times

Sound bug: Sounds be loud. Even from hundreds of blocks away. This is elevator sounds, monster/demon sounds, camera sounds, etc. Its normal at this point, but it sometimes freaks people out and think admins are fucking with them.

Dapper's flying hammer bug: A recent bug, but when Dapper and someone fight and Dapper hits them with their hammer, they start flying indefinitely or until they relog. The first time this happened was fucking insane because it was Dapper and Ramon doing their usual fighting and then Ramon started flying away. Fit, Bad, and Dapper all had no idea what to do and were all freaking out/crying laughing.

Ramon's duping bug: A bug that's been fixed, but Ramon figured out that if you sling shot something in a certain way (I think it was in the Copacabana ocean?) it would dupe a whole stack of whatever was shot. This also lead to Ramon and Fit figuring out that if you sling shot a waystone, it fucking crashes the server. Which led to a day where everyone was using that so they can keep doing Lucky Ducks.

Death bug: This is when someone has the visual of "0.0/100.0 Time left 00:00:00" stuck on their screen. Usually leads to someone BEGGING someone to let them kill them. Pretty funny and dumb.

Eggs being tall: Aka eggs models not loading for people. It usually makes people try to roleplay their way out and being scared of tall eggs. I.E. "Tall Richas isnt real" or Cellbit screaming in horror in purgatory when the lil eye guy model wasnt loading and saying the castle is haunted.

Teleport bug: Not very common, but some times if someone is trying to use their warpstone, they particles start to fly around them and they dont stop until the person lets go of the warpstone. This can make a wall of purple particles around someone.

Egg names: This is a very early "bug". In the beginning, in order for the parents to name their egg, they had to right click their eggs and name them. This made people accidentally name their eggs stuff like "eee" or "Wwww". Also other parents naming other eggs other names (Mariana named Leo "shit" and Foolish named Juana "Marianaisabitchjr"). On the first day, for some reason, everyone was named "TILIN" for like 5 minutes. This 'bug' also got the iconic clip of Phil right clicking on the OG code and he got a chance to name it and it freaked him out.

Im pretty sure there's a lot more, but I love how insanely modded server has the weirdest bugs known to man. Feel free to add any you remember.