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I just took a shower and had like 2 dp ideas pop in my head so here's the first one
Danny's parents die (sorrows) so he ends up in foster care- BUT he gets adopted by agent k and agent o (Kevin and Oscar happily married for 5 years)
So danny is working even harder at hiding his identity despite his new parents being just as- if not more oblivious than the Fentons
All the while hes slowly changing their mind about ghosts
Like just imagine the chaos of Danny going "You cant shoot phantom! He promised to paint my nails on Tuesday! Pinky promised! You can't break a pinky promise" and it WORKS
Like agents k and o are a step up from the Fenton cus their house isn't booby trapped and they also aren't as neglectful despite hating ghosts and working for the government
So danny just trolls them with his nonsense as they actually form a family bond
Like these guys actually care for him and even if they're eccentric they're not openly telling him about experimenting on ghosts- in fact they keep their day job hidden from him
Sam and ticker are worried but the giw are known to be incompetent and theyre pretty sure that even if Danny detransforms into his human half in front of them they'd still think it was a prank or smth cus no way would their beloved child be a menace like phantom
IF ANYONE DECIDES TO WRITE THIS PLEASE TAG ME <3333
#giw#ghost investigation ward#agent o dp#agent k dp#agent k x agent o#danny phantom#danny fenton#danny fenton gets adopted but its not bruce wayne#sam and tucker are concerned but jump at the chance to fuck over the government#dp prompt#danny phantom prompt#please dont kill phantom papa he promised to paint my nails!#sorry you cant break pinky promises#put the gun away dad#agent k and agent o are married#they adopt danny#danny can never have a normal family its canon
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Someone killed my boss last night and he sent me this I'm so fired
god I can't wait to make this comic.
#not me making a prelaunch link so I can share it on art of them that I do and then immediately being like hm#feels kind of weird to link a comic that doesnt exist yet#HAHAHAHAH#theres just no pleasing me#oh well I'll stick to my guns. I thought about it a long time#and doing things that feel weird is kind of the name of the game when it comes to making art#we were legion#zagan#this is so funny to me#its like not even that funny but#I love him. idk I think because I know what the comic is gonna be like stuff like this is 1 million times funnier to me#he sucks so bad and it would suck to read if he were the only one in the comic but because luciel is also there#then its just funny. cause juxtaposition#I love luciel too but theyre less good for standalone drawings and memes without comic context#so my brains like erm... theres nothing there....#also my tags are bugging out when I type them on the ocmputer idk how to explain whats happening but its kind of annoying#jumping around all over the place. makes it hard to read while I'm typing them. its fine#if theres typos its cause somethings going weird with my computer#lately when I've opened firefox its just shaking all over the place#til I alt tab out of it and back to it. I have straight up no idea why#and my internet has been bugging out. the LAN connection keeps flickering and then going out...??#YES I switched the ethernet cable connecting the modem and the router NO I dont know whats going on#I dont wanna deaaaaaal wiiiithhh customer serviceeee its fine. I'll do it later if switching the coax cable doesnt help#uh. anyways none of that matters cause I can still make my fuckin comics babeyyy#as long as I've got my comics. I'm good. though it is annoying when I cant look up references or spelling of words cause I do that constant#but its fine!#love I can draw without internet I dont even notice when it goes out sometimes aughajkghagj#anyways I'm super excited about this comic and if you're intereted theres a presave link now so#yeay#I'll post places other than webtoon but I'm just doing webtoon early so TTA readers can switch over easier
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All evidence suggests yes
#starting a new power scaling system for the warlords of the sea but im rating them based on whether i think theyre an ally or homophobic#kuma is an ally because photos dont lie and hes clearly wearing an ally pin#also you cant spend that much time around somebody with the title “Queen of the Queers” and somehow be homophobic afterwards#unless youre sanji but hes still on his internalized homophobia growth arc. i believe in you buddy you can beat this#crocodile is trans and baroque works is the alphabet mafia in a literal form#with that said. he has the energy of “im not homophobic yall are just annoying”#doffy has the energy of a homophobic homosexual#like hed kiss a guy and then call him a f*g and throw him out a nearby window#jimbei joins the strawhats so ofc HES an ally#blackbeard sucks but i dont think hes homophobic#hes one of those people you meet and theyre just the worst all around and youre like “man this guy has gotta be homophobic”#somebody mentions their partner and you go “oh boy here it is” but he just has no reaction whatsoever#hes such a problem but at least hes not homophobic on top of everything else#Gecko Moria is such a virgin that i dont think he knows being gay exists any more than he knows being straight does#Typa MFer who thinks “sex” is just a synonym for gender#also hed see your top scars and get excited because he thinks youre a zombie#gecko moria probably thinks LGBT is an acronym for some branch of the navy that he doesnt know (or care) about#Because Boa lives on Sapphic island i would jump the gun and immediately say she's an ally but i feel that its more complicated than that#not unlike moria. she also doesnt actually have a real strong grasp on being straight vs being queer#but thats just because shes used to everybody being whipped for her equally#somebody tries to explain it to her and shes just like “??? but theyre all obsessed with me?”#if she ever encounters a gay man it will be a reality shifting event for her#id say itd be the same if she met a sex/romance indifferent aroace but like#monkey d luffy#its already happened#mihawk is probably both an ally and queer himself but he just minds his own business so much that we may never know#one piece#seven warlords#warlords of the sea#bartholomew kuma
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hi so uh.. given the results, i'm planning on moving in with my fiance in canada. like, very soon.
i am mentally and physically disabled, chronically depressed, transgender, and gay.
this is a decision thats been a long time in the making. my family always knew it was gonna have to happen one way or another but we just didn't know when. and that'd be now.
i'm in very specific circumstances that allow me to make this decision. i have somewhere to go and no ties to keep me here. however, money will still be a concern.
i know we're all terrified and low on money, but if anyone is willing and able to toss a couple dollars my way or reblog this or.. something, please do, it'd mean a lot.
i can also do commissions as always, but it might take a while for me to properly get around to it due to getting ready to move.
i got.. absintheancandle on kofi. and my cashapp is $absinthean. paypal is also absintheancandle@gmail
#selfpost#before anyone tells me im jumping the gun or that i dont need to rush things#im really not rushing things. like i said earlier this isnt a new decision#its just a matter of expedited timing#i would rather get started on marriage and permanent residency permits sooner than later#those documents will take forever to get filed and approved because paperwork is paperwork
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This is very preemptive but i wanna say before the earth ancient comes out that if anyone says shit like "earth finally has a good breed!" just to hate on snappers im going to stomp you to death with my hooves!!!!!!
#were obviously a while off them being released im jumping the gun on this one#i really hope the earth ancient is chonky like snappers. i hope theyre stocky and broad and have even larger chins#fr#flight rising#snappers are good u just dont know how to make good dragons :p
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Been on a Batman kick. Hi. I switch kicks all the time. This is because if I get bored I explode. Unfortunate, I know.
Anyways. I'm catching up on the comics rn, but has Batman ever encountered a recently trans person. Like, the name change isn't even filed yet they just go by smth else.
I would like to preface this bit by saying no, I don't think Batman is transphobic I think that would be out of character. I DO think he fixates on every little thing however, and misses VERY OBVIOUS solutions.
Imagine, if you will.
Batman: their paperwork keeps switching between being a boy or a girl... they're using a different name than their legal one... we could have a new rogue on our hands.
Nightwing: Bruce, have you considered they're trans.
Batman: Of course I- hm. I did not. I will be reevaluating this case.
I heavily do not believe Batman would be against trans people I think he's chill with it I just also believe Batman's paranoia would lead to a lot of like random up and coming trans people having an encounter with The Fucking Batman. They post about it. Ppl in Gotham are trying to figure out why Batman seems to know the entire trans population.
I did not look at this community before writing the post I'm starting with this post muted and simply praying it's a chill normal community thank you.
#batman#trans#i think this is funny please dont jump me#this only came up because my brother and i were like. dude it has to look so suspicious.#we were also talking abt a character who im writing thats italian and suddenly making waves in the political side of gotham#and how many misconceptions batman could have with that#listen i think the worlds greatest detective might also jump the gun a bit#we love him for that it keeps him silly#my cat just threw his entire water dish at me. just thought tags readers should know.#sigh. batman yayyyy#dc comics#dc#bruce wayne#dick grayson#nightwing
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@i-am-a-fan and I stayed up too late and were being stupid about PJO and this is the result <3
Introducing Ophelia Pham, the daughter of Hecate, and avid supporter of the second amendment (/lh)
#shes so yeehaw cowboy i love her#this is me ophelia is me#speck and i came up with so many dumb hcs its not even funny#anyway ophelia uses an ar-15 as her celestial bronze weapon of choice#i will always argue that demigods should have firearms because its funny and more practical for the most part#as a daughter of hecate shes got some sorcery in her so she can always bend the mist to suit her needs when it comes to her weapons#but i also think it would be funny if she had to disassemble it every time shes in public#so people dont question why shes carrying a big ass bronze rifle#so if she gets jumped she has to quickly assemble her gun to fight#its fine shes texan shes made for this#percy jackson oc#oc: ophelia pham#art#i love her sm#pjo#magnolia draws
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making a collection
making another collection with a threatening aura
#davy back fightbpart 3 letsgo#HOW do the three big guns get wasted on the eating contest... horrible plan.... luffy is fine bc well... but not sanji and zoro like damn.#luffy DOESNT WANNA EAT??? CALL THE NAVY!!!!#what was i saying.... bad idea putting the three beasts there#FRANKY FRANKY FRANKY!!!! they captured the two princesses :(#one sided beef squashed between luffy and foxy. friendship ended with random ex marine guy. now luffy is my best friend#usopp and franky bonding time hell yeah. throw usopp by the head once more pelase#nami with zoros swords just like holding them looks so cool like she should get a few swords too... nami three sword style oda drawing pls#i think this man underestimates nami and luffys power together he doesnt know about shiki#luffy saying he knows its a trap and sorry for being late.... lets go on an adventure all nine of us.... usopp yes anding his lie..... omg#cant believe nami isnt there yet. she could take this guy. oh there she is!!!!! she does look cool with the swords and jumping to get luffy#zoro screaming in agony from luffy getting shot omg THIS FUCKING GUY OF COURSE!!! this looks like its so over#zoro and sanji must feel so useless rn. they didnt even get the chance to fight like damn#komei-kakka??? more like come caca. boom#luffy face down dead on the floor akdjkaa chopper have you tried looking at the wound to see if it harmed him idk#it hit the face akdjskn usopp that was coom also#was robin flirting with the other guy and zoro caught her and she told hum to shut up???#'your friends got the best of me but you are still in my arms an-' 'HEAT EGG!! ALSO YOU'RE ON FIRE!'#flare maneauver that was so slay also luffy and nami in the same frame so twins of them. my children. birthed them one right after the othe#zoro and sanji fighting back to back. back to back to back to you i dont wanna fall right back to us maybe you should run right back to her#that is such a bop song. also post wano zosan. and post wci. see the recurrent theme#fighting in water.... being on top of the sword that was a slay... red hawk ace i will never forget you it seems#foxy liking his jolly roger omg nami fooled him ahdhsjs i think they should have pirate game event every year they yearn for contests#now since this experience foxy should make monthly multitudinary pirate games olympics hoping the strawhats join them a la gatsby#the faces at the mushroom akdhaksjs#talking tag#watching one piece#watching one piece movies#kinda loved how robin betted on franky against usopp.... i will take the crumbs
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Yesterday I was replaying Deltarune and I was going really insane about it picking up on things I missed on my first playthrough and something that fucked me up hard was this line here
The little ellipsis at the end, almost like you can hear the regret on their voice. Voice of an ad who is realizing maybe they fucked up on this one. But it also made me think of... The possibility of this being a reaction to Spamton's actions.
Because I don't think this was an automatic thing, I feel like their drifting off was gradual. Sure, their jealousy had won them over (I'd have killed the guy or myself if I was them so I don't even blame them) but Spamton was too getting busier and busier the more famous he got, and as they say, that never stopped. He only kept getting bigger, until it all came crashing down. And when it did it was one of them who tried to go find him, after all that.
But I digress, let's focus on the original quote from my favorite sigma enby themselves, Pink Addison. There's obviously not only the regret to it, but feeling like they were abandoned too. Both parties lost a lot and the real tragedy is just how easily it could've have been avoided! Or rather, how beyond their control it was...
But I'll get off topic if I keep speaking so I'll leave it at that. The sheer tragedy that there is to everyone involved just makes me insane. Like I said in a post previous to this; you cannot trace down a good guy or a bad guy in this tale, it's just desperate people taking awful decisions and living to regret their actions.
#luly talks#makes you wonder too like#THIS IS GOING ON THE TAGS BC IM JUMPING THE GUN TOO HARD#but after Pink says rhat they follw by saying ''even so he only got more and more successful'' and its making me FEEL something alright#that EVEN SO. like. were they expecting for him to... stop? to slow down? to give up his overwhelming fame to get them back?#there's so many things i just can't say because we know very little of the addisons and big shot era spamton#we dont even know if they were aware this is how he ended. we dont even know if Spamton tried to go back to them or if he totally refused to#it makes me sick it makes me insane i want to grab these colorful things and squish then on my palm#there's a lot of What Ifs but i think the answer wouldn't even matter because nothing could change anymore#its sososososososoooooo sad#like i see fandom woobify Spamton a lot and i HATE that sure he went thru a lot but he's a grown ass desperate man#he's not a poor uwu cinnamon roll he's insane and he's an asshole and he's a nuanced tragic character#and so are these motherfuckers!!!!!!#btw i originally had a paragraph about how mad I'd have been if i was an Addison but i ended up rewriting the whole post LMAO#anyway. yeah. it just makes me insane.#deltarune#Spamton#addisons
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[SPOILERS TMAGP 10]
…. so, what if i said the hole is a worm or meat hole. what if i said flesh. or maybe corruption.
#i dont wanna jump the gun buuuut#i think our first big bad will be flesh#the magnus protocol spoilers#the magnus archives#the magnus protocol
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This is a Chicago Jump Out Squad
In DC this sort of thing is normal too.
People need to understand. I have spent my adult life in driving distance between the urban centers where this slave catcher ass policing style is the reality, and the prison(s) where massive prisoner populations are rented out to governments and corporations for literal pennies to the inmates.
-and this article is from 2014
#whats going on here in the video#is that he is walking away from the police#they are using every single social queue possible to make him stop and he knows that if he stops hes agreed to a conversation and they#can start their routine. ..its not a surefire defense#they will put guns in your face#but yeah this is the scenario that the supreme court says is reasonable#specifically that you have to physically walk away from the armed men accosting you if you#dont wan to be accosted#US Authoritarianism#police abolition#phone camera#street#chicago#dc#washington dc#baltimore#memphis#richmond#american fascism#Chicago il#illinois#the district#district of columbia#dc metro#MPD#chicago police#gestapo#JUMP OUT SQUADS#jump out#mass incarceration
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my hope is that if/when i decide to start takin T i end up lookin like kyle gallner this is what i want to believe
#guys i hav 2 say ive been having a shitload of gender thoughts lately and i dont wanna like jump the gun or nothin cuz im mostly cool w#just stayin adrogynous but uh. yeah i tjink i might be trans. so. nods cutely
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THE FUNK IS OFFICIALLY BACK
POWER WORD: FUNK
#i dont want to jump the gun but writing is enjoyable again lump is OVER#if i wake up tomorrow n feel like im back in purgatory i will be so pissed
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"Feixiao's eng va got fired because she-" SHUT. SILENCE. SHHHHH. CHH CH CH. ENOUGH. If I see anymore misinformation about this i'm gonna explode
#honkai star rail#nihil dreams#Feixiao#STOP MAKING DRAMA THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE#IT'S PROBABLY THE STRIKES#DONT JUMP THE GUN AND MAKE BASELESS ASSUMPTIONS#STOP TRYING TO RUIN PEOPLE FOR FUN#anyways Anairis Quinones ily
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for the past few hours ive been feeling the urge to write something other than mm or wtsr so i was looking through my wips and it got me thinking which would be the more interesting one for viewers so i bring to thee another poll!!
#i always get so excited when i find a reason to use this feature lol#like yes!!! share your opinion on this very specific topic#allow me communicate with the people#also this isnt me jumping the gun or anything#im not gonna suddenly launch into a new project#i do work on these occasionally#but they're not my main focus#im just tryna get a feel for things#call it industry research lmao#tldr: dont expect to see either of these released any time soon#alli talks
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begging on my hands and knees please pb stop killing your own game its getting quiet in hereeee
#cliffnotes/.txt#whb#its like#yeah once again i get its a small company#but the way players keep dropping bc of how hostile/predatory its already gotten with paid content#im not going anywhere any time soon but man#ITS AGGRAVATING TO SEE IM SAD ABT IT#like i said when this started in like december its just#it feels like they jumped the gun way too early#no gacha is ever gonna be player friendly i get that too but like#usually they stwrt easing up on f2p content into more paid stuff later#game launched in what october? its april#only half a year and the way i keep seeing less and less is fr sad#and like ik im just a player i dont have the answer but like#if the focus switched from pay for characters to some of the other stuff that was supposed to be implemented by now#text chats/ the seraphim dungeons/ hell even the friends feature#like theres been no word on any of that and im just pulling from the promises announcement made in january#pools already feeling oversaturated for l cards#and its just. it gets real empty feeling real fast now it feels like nothing was rly. planned well if you get me#but idk#its just upsetting to see smthn dying this fast#i wanna have hope but ehhhh...#i rly do wanna wait it out bc im not like a super devoted pb fan#but i found love unholyc when the pandemic first was kicking my ass bc going from being on campus and-#being out all day with friends to being stuck at home was...tough#and the games janky but i liked the chars#same with whb#so like. augh
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