#dont fight me on this i dont have the energy /lh

[dizzybevvie]

NO because Izzy shouldn't have died purely because hes PART OF THE SHIP. HES THE NEW UNICORN

[lokilysolbitch]

lavender in a hex

so when everyone discusses this i think the point we're getting at is lavender's properties are protective, peaceful, cleansing, etc, therefore it cannot directly cause pain, and when you hex the point is to ADD all the bad things to someone or a situation, right? You can't just ignore lavenders inherent properties!

and i say this in a /lh playful way: YALL ARENT THINKING BIG ENOUGH. just because a knife is made for cutting doesnt mean you cant use it as a flathead screwdriver ! you just cant use it as a philips screwdriver.

so other than protection, cleansing, sleep, etc lavender can also be used for intuition, awareness, focus, healing, and slowing the nervous system if you take into account its mundane properties as well. id also say lavender could work for glamours

so make them sleepy and peaceful. make them docile. make them too tired to fight back. give them so much peace the positive major changes they want cant reach them.

enhance their intuition so much they can't ignore their shortcomings and the consequences of their actions. make they hyperaware of the energy they put out and the energy they surround themself with. make them see what they dont want to see.

cleanse them. cleanse their life of potential victims, cleanse them of bad habits, so they have nothing left to fall back on. wash away what they loved. too. cleanse them of everything until all they have is the faint scent of lavender. make them start from scratch.

dont get me started on the glamour aspect. throw a bunch of lavender over your working so they can tell something is wrong, but when they try to get to the bottom of it all they see is flowers. make it look like the target is fine on the outside so no one feels compelled to help them, especially if they're the type to try to guilt trip others for sympathy. plus you can make yourself appear innocent afterwards. after all you literally used lavender.

and dont forget, your brain and your body's maladaptive habits all stem from the attempt to protect you. i mean isolating yourself definitely protects you from ridicule. it just protects you from literally everything else like outside help, or companionship, comfort. if it can backfire, it can be baneful.

and we gotta stop acting like healing doesnt suck ass

and concentration is something to think about too. essential oils are gonna be much more potent than the flower.

okay bye ! ^_^

[fluffallamaful]

HI AGAIN IM BACK!!!!!

I have a couple more lee!George hcs!!

Man's is definitely a grabber when he gets wrecked. If his hands aren't pinned, he's gonna try to grab the lers hands or just something he can hold onto for dear life while he's cackling his little heart out

He'll fight it to the grave that he loves cheer up tickles. Like anytime he's sad about something, dream or sap just come find him and give him gentle little cheer up tickles. (He'll stay as still as he can let them tickle him but he'll fight it to the grave that he likes it lol)

Is the absolute worst ler ever. /lh

He can't even say the word 'tickle' without turning into a tomato and plus if the ler just gives him a couple pokes, he's down and laughing so he doesn't get the chance to tickle others often.

He genuinely hates being tickled in public unless it's like a couple pokes. He always says it's embarrassing when a group of people just look over at him as he's laughing.

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There's this little blurb I can't get out of my head so here you go:

"George!!! You can't just steal all of my charger cords and get away with it!" "I litterally didn't even do that, I'm colorblind. Dream stole them sap, im telling you." "No he didn't, cuz hes always asking me for my charger cords, and he still doesn't have any, so I know it's you!" George's face started to heat up as sapnap came closer to him, wiggling his fingers at George. "S-sapnap, wait! W-we can talk about this!!" "We can't talk about it, but you'll have a lot of laughs over it!" And with that sapnap dove at George.

(Lmk if you like them, also lmk if I wrote George somewhat correctly, I hardly watch George so I don't really know how to write him lol)

Have a good day/night!!!!

welcome baccckxkkjkjjk eeeeeeeee!!!!

(discussion below!!)

🦙🦙🦙…

ok yes absolutely agree with you about george being a grabber i love that so much 🥺 like he just doesn’t know what to do with his hands otherwiseeeee. his hands are so expressive i’ll cry 😭 and yes the cheer up tickles we talked about before but yes i like the idea that he will absolutely deny his enjoyment and the fact that it’s working for sureee. he can’t be just giving that satisfaction away

i DONT however agree that he’s not a good ler omggggg??? omggg i could rant for hours about ler gogy omg. like the little voices he does are so cute?? and i feel like he’d be able to say the most cringy/flustery teases without shame if he’s in a crazy enough mood. i also just think his competitive side would shine like he’d just be so keen to let the lee know that he is absolutely destroying them right now and they can’t even do a thing. he’s just such an underrated lerrrrrr like he’d just be able to embarrass the heck out of a lee and i feel dream and sap would just absolutely cave when matches against his crazy energy. i feel very strongly about ler gogy supremacy as you can see 😂 also lee gogy supremacy. just gogy supremacy in general

AND AHHH a little fic?? gogy the charger stealer. i’m sure it’s happened in their household already. it’s cute that you’ve got george already recognising sap’s tease as though they’ve used it on him before :(( he’s just such a little menace and i love the idea of his button pressing coming back to bite him

🦙🦙🦙…

[kopivie]

ZUUU i dont knlw how i forgot this, but THE REASON WHY SHE KILLED HER FAM IS NOT THAT— i changed it a while back okok.

so the reason why is bc of her BROTHER

so basically, her brother is like her family’s golden boy. he’s the heir, their prodigal child. he can’t see curses (since theyre jjk ocs now) bc he doesn’t have any cursed energy and isnt a sorcerer, right? which is another reason why she was gonna be sacrificed, since she CAN see curses, which means that she has cursed energy and not only that but her power is basically mind control and manipulation so she’s a “born sinner”. in short, she’s ‘evil’ and hence is the perfect offering to the cursed spirits her family wards off.

but her brother stops them from offering her and has them offer him instead, because she’s already married to the first son of another family and it wouldn’t look good if they get found out. but she learns of everything and is pissed, at her family and brother. she alr hated her family bc of how corrupt the elders and her parents are, pretending to be saints— ‘sacred guardians’ who ���risk’ their lives for the safety of japan, when in reality they can’t even see the cursed spirits they’re ‘fighting’, all they do is chuck some poor person out the massive doors at the back of the house every 3 months. so she kills them when her brother is out for some diplomatic reasons and cuts down their house in the process (bc i imagine she has those swords the heart, love hashira has from demon slayer bc those are so cool?????). come daybreak, she’s arrested and sorcerers come in a rush to prevent a bunch of innocent people from dying from the flood of cursed spirits rushing out after the fall of her household.

her husband is one of those sorcerers who come and he has to watch her get taken away to prison.

the thing is, she didn’t kill any of tye cursed spirits that spilled out and kinda just.. stood there. like she was in another world. anw, she gets taken to sorcerer jail and has her mouth stitched shut and is placed in a soundproof room bc of her abilities. but she escapes (figuring this out, my daydreams havent started yet today😔) and now this is when he (her husband) is told to kill her by the elders because they worry that she’s gonna create some team or wreak(??? reek?? idk) havoc with her cursed abilities and her mastery of the sword.

-🦫 and then she dies and angst angst angst. oh, and they’re doomed soulmates so ofc they’ll always be in the same world, same universe as the other.

they have names too :))) irrc, the girl was ume (for plum blossoms) and uh idk what his was😔 i lost my notes</3 but i take suggestions‼️ i think my og idea was that his name be smth correlated with autumn and fall, to symbolize their futile love. plum blossoms (in japan) bloom in like spring and a bit of summer, i think, and well autumn is in autumn. and by the time fall rolls around, spring is already long gone.

i think in one daydream i gave them a kid :D but like, that’s diff universe stuff.

OH! and she doesn’t die at 30/31, she dies at like 23-25

(fun fact: they, or specifically she, started out as a dc young justice oc bc i had just finished watching young justice. her brother came a bit later, also as a dc oc, and HE was supposed to be the one who killed her, but then j gave her a husband. then they jumped to jjk lol)

anw, time to write my chem lab report‼️ enjoy the lore🥰 (and, if you’re curious, yes, they do have birthdays. just say if you don’t mind me dropping that lmao :D👍 and i do kinda have their personalities)

OUUUUU OKAY MORE OC LORE I LOVE IT

it's actually funny, one of my gojo sibling ocs was alsp named ume! but my goodness, to have her kill the whole family and then have her husband witness the consequences of it all HAVE YOU NO SHAME?? NO DIGNITY?? WHERE'S THE HUMANITY?? (/lh /j)

[raincxtter]

i’m a kazuha kisser :o

YES ME TOOOOOOOO

[dying-acc-idk-man]

its the “3 week into fixation” asker back again i really wlly need to either give myself a name or simply just show my account because i love sending silly asks

i have watched all 4 of grians hc seasons and being able to see it all in your artstyle oh my god king i am In Love with it (explodes like scar in 3rd life /pos)

i am also late to the party of finding out whats going on but id fight twitter for you king - im still very clueless on the cc’s boundaries and what not but like. i dont see anything wrong with the art youve created - your way of piecing simple lines together into beautiful works of art is amazing, and your style is so soft and yet firm with every detail being Clear and i love it hhghgh

your art is so inclusive of realistic body types and just,, i didnt know i would enjoy cub as much as i do - but your art threw me in the deep end and i am not upset by the dynamics shown with your headcanons (that are simply canon now, actually /lh)

i may have put very many words - and i apologise <3 but just know that twitter are simply cowards and i will continue reblogging your art here and there because it is deserved <3

- nameless silly guy for now

Aw thank you anon, yeah its fun to binge Grian's hc, I hope at some point I have the energy to binge watch the others but I'm mainly doing it on h9 but its not a problem anyway which I know of

[lizzienaut]

OK BABE IK UR ON HIATUS BUT I FORGOT U LIKED OMORI AND I AM. HAVING THOUGHTS I HOPE U DONT MIND ME SHARING.

-Kel 110% snorts please oh my god his laugh would be so boisterous like out of all of them he's def one of the most fun to tickle because he's either flailing sm or limp and howling

-Naturally Hero can tickle him the best because. Older brother privileges. He knows ALL his spots

-But also as he got older Kel got better at fighting back. And Hero def isn't as ticklish as him but he is decently so Kel knows the best spots

-Younger Aubrey would be the second most likely her giggles and cackles are also super bubbly and just childlike in a super cute way and she would blush so much but deny it

-Older Aubrey is less ticklish just bc of getting older and also disliking touch a lot more, but the group still remembers which spots work best and (in the everything is OK Au bc fuck u) once she gets more comfortable with everyone again she's not apposed to being tickled. She mainly lets Sunny and Basil, Mari is way too teasy and Kel and Hero would be embarrassing

-BASIL IS SO TICKLISH. His tolerance is honestly pretty low so they all know they need to take it much easier with him esp bc he can get overwhelmed

-His stomach is def his worst spot he doesn't laugh *too* loud but it'll get some high pitched belly laughs out of him

-Sunny is decently ticklish, but only with people he *really* trusts. Mari is obviously the best at getting him to giggle a bit, and Basil is pretty close

-He doesn't actually laugh but he is ticklish, the giggles are more so from being flustered and everyone still really enjoys tickling him even if he feels bad for not really laughing

-All of them absolutely use tickling to tire Kel out because that kid is a fuckin ball of energy and sometimes they need him to chill for a little

-(Also Aubrey does it to get him to "Shut up" /lh)

I HAVE MORE BUT. YEAH -Vee

VEE MY BELOVED

THE KEL HEADCANONS HAVE ME GOING ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FERAL IM SO IN LOVE W THESE P L E A S E SEND ME MORE HOLY FFFFFFUCK

EVERYTHING IS OKAY AND ALL OF THEM GET INTO TICKLE FIGHTS AND AUBREY AND KEL BICKER AND USE TICKLING TO ONE UP EACH OTHER IN GAMES AND STUFF OR TO ANNOY ONE ANOTHER AND BASIL IS JUST THE BIGGEST GROUP TARGET AND AAAAAAAAHHHHH

omg :’(( they all need to be giggly and happy my heart ACHES AGH

[queer-enderdragon]

I need a break from A Thing i was doing so!! time to join this hermitblr trend that i thought was really funny-

Ranking hermits (personas) by how much i want to fight them :>

Mumbo: a total spoon, but contrary to popular belief i suspect he's actually quite beefy, so i could just go all in and bite first before he has the opportunity to think how to defend himself 9/10

Xisuma: he definitely has some muscle under all that armor, and i could definitely try but.... he's very sweet and could cry if he told me he was disappointed on me qwq 1/10

Grian: this man is basically me but with a red jumper and enough energy to actually do proyects, but i relax listening to Justice's album cross slowed. We both have an ace under the sleeve, and it could be very interesting to see what comes out of the fight 9/10

Joe: He's definitely not a good fighter, but before i could even touch him he would probably distract me with history facts or just talking about anything really. he knows how to tell a story and i really like hearing him talk 6/10

Impulse: Im going to chase and beat him up until he goes the fuck to rest, like my man what the fuck do you mean you changed the color of your base again?? 11/10

Bdubs: This dude is the definition of feral and always carries knifes with him, even if i wanted i cannot do much against him and my only hope is to run to the nearest jungle 3/10

Cubfan: If i ever in my life get the chance to even try defeat mister cub-invincible-fan 135 vex, i will take it with no regard of my own well-being and do my best. but i feel he'll go easy on me anyway u.u 135/10

Zedaph: If i try fight him i think i will have a 50/50 chance of winning, but if either of us gets distracted once we'll probably forget we were fighting and just play around on his cave of contraptions.... 8/10

TFC: This man needs peace, not a fight. besides, he's a good dude and i respect him too much to even ask for one 4/10

Iskall: Yeah, i know he was basically a hitman at one point, but we all know he can fall in the same trap twice. if i go fast enough maybe i can make him trip and leave him in the floor a few seconds 8/10

Stress: She once carried a whole giant pumkin with one single strength potion yall... she might be sweet but shes basically funtional feral. I'll lose in the fight but i would be totally worth it 10/10

Etho: he'll either beat me in the funkiest way possible without touching me or i wouldnt even see him coming and i'll be already in the floor 10/10

Xb: He's very chill and i bet it would be a very fun fight 8/10

Scar: I emotionally cannot fight him. he's just so sweet, i cant..... and also he has vex, i literally cannot go againt those little bastards 7/10

False: It would be an honour to fight her. I would possibly not win at the end but i'll enjoy having my ass beaten by her 111/10

Keralis: As long he's not wearing that damn skin he always used in decked out or is under water, i'll happily beat him up with my "go to h*rny jail" bat n_n /lh 7/10

Cleo: she'll destroy me with words, besides... how the hell do you beat up a corpse 8/10

Jevin: honestly i dont wanna fight him, just,,, poke him a bit to see what sound his slime does 6?/10

Ren: the fight would be so damn theatrical and fun, i would enjoy every second of it 10/10

Doc: he may have fought a god and won, but im very reckless and want to see if i can with the challenge 8/10

Tango: he used ravagers for a game he made alone in minecraft vanilla, i wont fight this man unless if its with my "get the fuck to rest" bat like impulse 7/10

[dizzybevvie]

If I die within the next week know it wasnt an accident

[glitch-in-the-code]

yeah the matpat's theories thing is so true as well! its like when im talking to another person about my version of the fnaf storyline and they say:

mmm but didnt matpat say thats not canon OR oh but thats not actually the fnaf timeline you know that right?

my reply usually is: fuck you i do what i want /lh

the gregbot and evan is gregory theories are what gets me the most abt SB, but dont get me wrong i love the feral child energy brought to the table by gregory

with the VR thing, i'm guessing that means you're treating it like I do, like its just a really popular fangame/AU - its what i do for SB and VR basically the storyline after pizza sim... no hate to anyone who likes it tho! its just that i personally don't think it fits in my interpretation of the storyline!

-music anon (who usually talks abt music ig)

I fucking hate the ‘*insert here* is a robot!* theories so hard, it’s also part of the reason I hate the books! Not everyone is a robot!! And I hate the ‘Vanessa is Elizabeth and Gregory is CC’ theories THEY’RE SEPARATE PEOPLE!!! (I do like thinking about Michael being a ghost in SB, I think that’s fun) I would fight Matpat if the opportunity presented itself to me

I basically ignore the fact that VR retconned the previous games (excluding Pizza sim) as just…games, it feels really lazy to me? But the only time I really think about VR is when I’m thinking about Vanessa (which isn’t often as my brain is hyperfixated on Michael/The Afton family)

I love my interpretation of the timeline/story but I’m usually to scared to present it in case people are like ‘this doesn’t follow what Matpat said / this doesn’t follow canon’

Because yes it does!! Elizabeth is dead before fnaf 4!!! She isn’t there! She’s dead!!! (She’s also the middle child but I’m more ‘lenient’ about that because they don’t have canon ages)

My timeline goes: Charlie gets murdered in ‘79 then Elizabeth disappears in ‘81 followed by the bite of ‘83 and the MCI of ‘85 then the bite of ‘87

I like that it follows a two year gap for every tragedy, it sets a pattern for the company 

[imagibunny]

Gimme the deets on Sans for that ask thing dude

YEAAAHHH!!! also ily but i'm not doing it for shrek i have flashbacks to the fics u sent me /lh

Why I like them - weird uncle energy, 10/10 the vibes are immaculate

Why I don’t - Fanon My Abhorred (half true, some ideas are good but sometimes. Hm.)

Favorite moment - BOSS FIGHT BOSS FIGHT BOSS FIGHT

Favorite season/movie

Favorite line - "And maybe all they needed was... I dunno. some good food, some bad laughs, some nice friends. But that's ridiculous, right? yeah, you're the type of person who won't EVER be happy."

Favorite outfit

OTP - SANSBY ALL THE WAY BAYBEEE

Brotp - soriel besties fr fr

Head Canon - you look me dead in the eyes and tell me that this man does NOT have detachable limbs he uses for gags.

Unpopular opinion - he's a vastly overrated character and was the sexyman version of spamton

A wish - let the bitch SLEEP

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen - 2 words. family reunion.

5 words to best describe them - sleepy, depressed, smart, punny, stressed

My nickname for them - ketchup harlot (affectionate)

[grayfilmsandstuff]

HI UM can i have a queerplatonic madcom matchup with any character, not just the mains

ok so my pronouns are it/its, im 5'4 and i have a lot of bpd and autism. i very often feel on top of the world and like im better than everyone but then i crash and thats less fun. i once beat up my friend (WITH PERMISSION, WE WERE FIGHTING FOR FUN) until they bled.

i have a lot of trouble understanding social cues so if people dont say exactly what they want me to do im not going to know they want me to do it.

if fairly artistic, i love character design and digital art. i also animate occasionally. i play pony town a lot!

i love to sit around and listen to mister scoops, its my fav music. i consider myself a rabid animal at times /pos but also /gender.

i hope this isnt too much?? i know im probably gonna get tricky but can you mix it up a bit im a kinner /lh

HI HELLO i have absolutely no experience writing qpr so i really hope this is the kind of thing you were looking for

i match you wiiiiiiith...

Deimos!

- you were actually the one who found him, not the other way around

- you were sent to the base of the main three by the auditor to try and find out what they were planning but that's when you found out that they weren't actually bad people, they were just fighting for different things

- Deimos is the only one out of the three that can match your energy, so he warmed up to you first and you immediately became really good friends

- competitions. all the time. most of the time it's just play fighting, but sometimes you'll challenge him to a drawing contest or you'll race

- one time when you and him were wrestling, he had you pinned to the ground and it looked like he had won, but you sat up, crashing your head into his, and let's just say it was a draw and you didn't wrestle for at least another week

- Deimos is your translator sometimes. he's had to explain enough jokes to you to know when you're not gonna pick up on something, so you can rest safely assured that he's gonna be there for you

- whenever you feel like the world is crashing down around you, you turn to him because he knows how you feel and he's been there before. you'll sit there and just let it all pour out and he'll just hold you and listen, reminding you that it's gonna be okay

- he cares about you. a lot. any time you want to talk to him about something, he will immediately take time out of his day to listen because he knows it makes you feel better and being around you makes him feel better

- Deimos likes to draw as well, so if he sees you drawing he'll sit with you and draw as well. only difference is that he's not quite as good. often times you'll have to ask him what he's trying to doodle because you genuinely can't tell

- "ooh, what are you drawing?"

- "a dog. i think."

- "...that's supposed to be a dog?"

- "sh-shUT UP-"

- he loves listening to music with you because you share similar tastes, so sometimes you'll just jam out together and someone has to come in to tell you two to shut up

- do you actually shut up? probably not

okay i hope you liked this!! it was actually pretty fun to write

[wibblyparfait]

Genshintober Day 15: Chara you haven't built

I HATE YOU MIHOYO!! Why did you give me Kazuha. WHY HUH. *grows demon alpha wings and strangles you* YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING. *breathes fire on your face* WHY DID YOU GIVE ME KAZUHA AT LOW PITY? WHEN YOU KNEW I JUST WANTED RAZOR AND WAS SAVING FOR SHOGUN AFTERWARDS? *flies into the air* AND DO I REALLY ONLY HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY TO USE MY SIMPLER ARTSTYLE? THAT'S NOTHING COME ON. *starts singing fight song* (Also Kazuha's great he somehow became a huge comfort to me im just spiteful that i Still dont have Razor 😩/J/LH)

[foryouthegays]

Nothing bad ever happens at a festival. [Dream SMP] liveblog w/ timestamps

yes im still a techno apologist i love him too much [edit after he ‘betrayed’ tommy: yallre still tommy apologists after this???? lmao cringe /hj i think that theyre both right, but techno should be angry about it]

good technolaughs: 00:14:15, 00:50:50

other: (00:01:31 techno calls phil his friend,,,,,i love them) (00:16:55 tommy calls phil ‘dadza’ aww) (00:20:30 do do doo) (00:47:20 HEHH????) (00:56:15 SELLOUT TIMER POGGGG with dream! and then again at 01:06:55 and 01:25:20) (01:20:20 fundy is dead pog blood for the blood god)

posted the summary right before this :D

ik i say this every time but his startin’ the streammmm is so good i love it

a;ldkjfa 00:00:25 ‘whY IS A BOTTLE CONSIDERED A FRIENDLY CREATURE-’

also techno calling his audience ‘boys’ gives me so much gender serotonin ty mr blade ily

00:01:30 PHILZA MINECRAFT!!!!!

00:02:00 ‘im going to be headed to a festival today :D’ ‘oh you got an invite?’ ‘...im gonna be headed to a festival- [laughs]’ a;lkdsjfa love techno

phil is such a horrible person i love him. ‘dont kill too many people!’ 

phil n techno bullying tommys house,,,;alksdfjas

ALJDFAFDK 00:05:55 ‘the economic consequences of murder’ 

HI TOMMY

i love all the ‘inventor of minecraft, philza minecraft!’ jokes theyre so funny jhfdskla

ALS;DKJFA AT 00:07:30 TOMMY ASKS WHAT ENIGMA MEANS I LOVE HIM A;LDKFJA

i love tommy bc he just. he just says things. ex, 00:08:30, ‘it is likely, everything is likely when I am me, and I am always me, until the day I die. when I die, this world will be stupid.’ like how does he THINK of that???? what is his brain like???? i love him

‘technoblade, I only jump on poor people.’ 00:09:05

techno n phil have such similar vibes. like theyre both sarcastic n bounce off each other so easily,,,,,i want a full stream of them again, turtle time n a new home were AMAZIN

techno is literally tommys dad hes like, ‘do u have everything you need? do you have the potions?’ its hilarious

00:12:00 PHIL LOOK OUT ITS A BABY ZOMBIE <- another one of my favorite phil jokes

00:12:15 TOMMY AXE OF PEACE????

00:14:10 ‘wait a minute, its raining!!! see ya, looser!!!! HAAAA!!!!!!! OH NO ITS SNOWIN’ IM GONNA DIE- thats fine, its fine, AAAHHAHAH” sky/bed wars energy 

00:15:45 what do u MEAN u arent against dream. i mean it makes sense, bc tommy isnt ur brother in canon nd hes just a kid u found nd helped but SIR?????

00:16:55 DADZA ALDSKJFAF

AL;DKFJA 00:17:15 ‘i dont think we’re in l’manburg anymore, tommy’ 

technos such a nerd abt directions i love him

ALKDSFJAFA 00:19:45 ‘hey, hey, notice that cool guy who used to live in lmanburg, that always built massive cobblestone towers?’ ‘uhhh yeah, that idiot’ ghjkfdsl techno ur so mean to tommy

tecnos yellin voice is so pretty

A;LSDKFJAS OPERATION INFILTRATION THATS A GOOD NAME 00:23:00

00:25:35 ‘you guys have fortnite?’ techno,,,

00:27:50 [about dream] ‘i think we’re quite a long way past making an enemy, technoblade.’ tommy has some good lines sometimes

aldkaf ‘i dont even see stars,,,’ ‘thats depressin’ ‘..yeah’ i love techno n ranboos mini conversations 

DREAM JOINED THE SERVER OH GOD. 

00:30:40 :CRAB: DREAM IS HERE :CRAB:

gjfsdfk tommy is so bad at directions is great

i love technos ‘????’ in chat when he has to be quiet its so funny. like he could easily mute and say things but its for the Immersion jhfgsdk 

also yall look at how much technos stuttering in his typing he has to go back at like, every other letter to retype it 00:36:15

A;SDLFKJAS HE LITERALLY TYPES ‘WHY CAN I NOT TYPE’ GHKDFJ

00:37:15 50V2 50V2 50V2 also dream sounds so mad

00:40:40 “HE WOULDN’T LIE TO ME, DREAM, HE’D LIE TO YOU, BUT HE WOULDN’T LIE TO ME.” OH MY GOSH

00:41:10 “i mean, you’re out here, accusing him of crimes, and you’re saying just because he’s defendin’ himself, that makes him guilty?” HELL YEAH TECHNO also oh, yeah, whatever, laws, cringeee

HFGJKSD TECNO RANBOO FRIENDSHIP STRIKES AGAIN!!!!! LOVE THEM

ASLDKJFASL AND THE FACT THAT TECHNO CHOOSES RANBOO TO MESSAGE,,,,LOVE THEM

[presidential alert, the boys are FIGHTINGGGGGG] a;lsdfja 00:43:30

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

HOLY SHIT TOMMY

00:45:05 ‘THE DISCS WERE WORTH MORE THAN YOU EVER WERE’  OH MY GOD

technos right, silent pvp is awkward as well

oh boy dream has alllll the discs

00:46:40 

“Techno...this isn’t me... this isn’t...I mean, I look around, and I’m not the person I want to be. I- I mean... I’m so sorry. Techno, if this is who I am, then I don’t want to be me anymore, man. I- I’m sorry. I’m with Tubbo.”

HOLY SHIT TOMMY JUST BETRAYED TECHNO RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM OH MY GOD PHILZA RLLY IS THE ONLY PERSON TECHNO CAN TRUST

oh holy FUCK technos change in tone from “TOMMY WHEN I SAID- Tommy, perhaps I wasn’t clear yesterday. When I said that I’m going to destroy L’Manburg, and that you don’t have to help me, when I said yOU DON’T HAVE TO HELP ME TOMMY, I MEANT THAT YOU COULD SIT IT OUT, NOT SWITCH SIDES, AND FIGHT AGAINST ME!”

also “youRE BETRAYING ME, IS WHAT YOU’RE DOING, TOMMY” god i love technos yelling voice,,,

hoLY SHIT TOMMY ‘im worse than everyone i didnt want to be...’ DUDE CHILL ITS TECHNOS THING TO HAVE GOOD LINES 00:47:55

the contrast between tommy saying the whole ‘‘it is likely, everything is likely when I am me, and I am always me, until the day I die. when I die, this world will be stupid” and “i know what ive done, and I hate me for it” is just,,,,that HAD to be planned, right???????? theres no way he thought of that on the spot 

“thank you, for giving me the disc, but I just want to say that you’re an idiot” gfkhjsld DREAM you homeless fool 00:48:30

AL;SKDFJAS TECHNO TALKIN TO US VIA CHAT IS SO FUNNY ‘THIS HOMELESS MAN IS SPITTING BARS’ I LOVE HIM SO MUCH GJFKDS 

“you just gave me the ONE THING I needed to destroy L’manburg.” 00:49:05 ohhhh thats why techno ‘betrayed’ tommy jkghsfd because someone directly lined up with his ideals??? because he was just betrayed, and hes hurt, and he saw someone standing up for his ideas and future actions? every single one of u anti c!techno people r fuckin idiots i stg /hj /nm /lh

i love techno yelling at tubbo its so funny to me. like sir u are bullying a small child aldkfjalja

00:50:30 YOU CAN HEAR TECHNOS SMILE WHEN HE SAYS ‘OH IM LIKING WHERE THIS IS GOING’ AHHH I LOVE HIM!!!!!!

LASDKJFALSFJ I LOVE HOW DREAMS LIKE NAH I AM N O T CALLIN IN THAT FAVOR FOR THIS, UR GONNA DESTROY LMANBURG NO MATTER W H A T

GOOD TECHNOLAUGH AHH  YES LISTEN TO THAT JOY!!!!! THAT WAS A SOLID FIVE SECONDS OF TECHNOLAUGH!!!!!

ALDSKFJASF TOMMY KILLS TUBBOS DOG 

00:52:30.

“Tommy. Give me back my axe. You’re not worthy, I was wrong.”

“...no. No! You know what, Technoblade? I am worthy. And you’re not- you’re not gonna side with Dream to take down L’Manburg, are you.”

“I- I’ve been so transparent about how I’m going to destroy the government, I’ve explained my reasons, like, I’m destroying it because of a, b, c, they executed me, they betrayed me, you betrayed me... you know what, Tommy? You’ve made a decision today that can’t be undone, and you know what? I respect you, Tommy. You’re free to make your own choices, wrong as they are, that’s what anarchy is about. It’s about freedom, to do what you want. But all I have to say, Tommy, is that I hope you don’t come to regret it. “ OH MY GOD

also he just LEAVES :LDFJSLDKFJSF AND GOES BACK HOME IGHALSDFJALKF

A;LDKJSFAS DREAM TECHNO SELLOUT POG

a;ldkfja 00:57:10 ‘i’ve always said, you know, if you’re a viewer, the only support I need is your viewership. UNLESS YOU’RE A MILLIONAIRE IN WHICH CASE, RUN THOSE SUPERCHATS LETS GO” i love techno 

also dream :handshake: phil

green

 ALSDKFJALSF HE ALREADY FORGOT WHAT HAPPENED HES SUCH A NERD 00:58:00

AND THAT ‘I HAVE CONFIDENCE’ AN HOUR IN,,,,IM SO GAY

01:01:20 have yall noticed how much techno says ‘i hate this so bad’? its p often. i think he says it in his recent vid w skeppy as well

ok at 01:02:20 techno says to dream ‘this seems like the beginning of a beautiful partnership’ 

and at 01:34:10 of ‘nothing goes wrong’ techno tells tommy ‘this seems like the beginning of a beautiful friendship’ and i just,,,,,the PARALLELS they had both just found out abt the wither room but with one techno was showing him the whole truth and was vulnerable, kinda asking for friendship but the other is unstable and based off of....i want to say fear? mutual gain? 

i love it

01:08:40 techno doesnt trust dream pog

nother speech pog 01:09:10

“you know what I’ve learned, Phil? It’s that common interests are what bind people together, more than trust or anything, because I trust Tommy, I brought him in, I gave him food, the armor on his back, I made him weapons when everyone else ditched him, and what does he do?? He just goes crawlin’ back to the guys that exiled him. I can’t trust people on friendship alone, alright? Just common interest is the only thing I can trust, and we [Techno and Dream] have a common interest, we are going to destroy L’Manburg tomorrow, Phil, it’s gonna be gone, it’s gonna be a chunk error.”

01:14:48 all men do is betray technoblade, eat hot chip, and lie ALSDFJALDSFKAJSF IM LAUGHING SO HARD also why does techno casually use words like ‘exodus’ i love him but why

Run.

THE CAT SEES US. ITS MCGONAGALL A;LKDFJALF 01:22:45

‘we should make a parody of YMCA. dddd m c a’ blitz 2??? cmon techno u know u want to 01:23:25

technos glasses break at 01:26:50 a;ldskfjaf

awww techno got phil like 300 primes bc of the sellout nd techno gained 11,000 subs a;ldkfjaf w o w

[crowsent]

the man hasnt even started the stream yet and his chat is spammin “technolate” truly the best and most supportive fans

amazing

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i have to make my own fences like a loser

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“tommy is this your credit card? let me read the numbers aloud tommy”

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“they keep dying on my thorns”

then fucking remove your armour mr technoblade??????????? you have the option to remove your armour

i know you have trust issues and that the last time you removed your armour tommy tried to kill you but like

you can remove your armour, find someplace else for your zombie villagers to be in, and then put the armour back on

you have options mr blade

you can make unenchanted armour for the purposes of moving your damn zomvillagers out the way if you really dont wanna be armourless

you have the materials

you have the opportunities

fucking seize them

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mr blade: “my sleep schedule is terrible”

my dumb ass, waking up at 10pm on a monday after falling asleep on a 6am the same monday, after not sleeping for 2 days on sunday and saturday: “damn right your sleep schedule is terrible”

i have good self-awareness

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mr blade: “im not stalling”

proceeds to stall:

• “happy new year! i forgot that happened”

• reads donations

• begins to try and cure his zombie villagers

• makes fun of skeppys “clickbait” title (it is clickbait by the way. the video is not structured like an actual manhunt vid. totally not a technosimp but techno was a fantastic hunter in the skeppy v techno manhunt. yep. techno was v fair about the entire thing go watch it if you havent hes great and skeppy was also there /lh)

• talks about chess

• talks about the Gifted Child™ Syndrome without ever saying the words Gifted Child™ Syndrome

• DONT DISRESPECT CHESS

(hes a fucking athena kid. im fucking TELLING YALL HES AN ATHENA KID and if i have to fucking write a goddamn academically cited paper to prove it with actual fucking receipts i goddamn will)

• even when tommy came on stream, techno immediately proceeded to discuss the Kings Fianchetto opening

• “i dont know what kind of science textbooks youve been reading, but youve spent too much money on them. those are trash. those are TRASH”

exactly mr blade. exactly. see? athena kid. hes smart. he went to college. he knows the score. mmmhmmm. yup. checks out mr. blade

• types “You’re talking sounds” -tommyinnit (genius)

• into the mc chat

• “Tommy, you’re talking words, but the only universal language: is sounds”

IF SBI NON CANON WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS READ AS AN OLDER BRO MAKING FUN OF HIS YOUNGER BRO EXPLAIN MR BLADE

Techno fucking lists out languages that do not have sounds like: sign language, written language, braille

and then fucking thomathy “tommyinnit” minecraft hits us with “and russian”

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS

RUSSIAN IS A CATEGORY OF NON-SOUND LANGUAGE

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and for a good few minutes, mr blade and associate tommyinnit talk about crimes and the fbi and using it to farm views. big brain moved here today

(and then tommys alexa turned blue when he said fbi and then they both freaked out it was great)

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new york-ian

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mr blade and tommyinnit just IMMEDIATELY trying to pander to new yorkers once they realise the population size. they out here fucking complimenting the statue of liberty (even tho its in new jersey), the empire state building, the bronx, queens, fucking SPIDERMAN

if they arent brothers

why they have this energy

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prime to tommyinnit

sub to technoblade

yall

my heart

i love these two terrorists so much

(for legal reasons, i am obligated to say that they are video game terrorists please and thank you)

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tommy, about music he wanna sing: its from nintendo

mr blade: nintendo copyrights EVERYTHING tommy they got like SUPER COPYRIGHT

tommy: well, technoblade, every last one of my videos uses nintendo music

mr blade: DUDE YOURE GOING TO DIE. nintendo will KILL you

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“new york is not canon in the dream smp universe”

mr technoblade over here just fucking ruining every new yorkers day huh

yall hear that? new york is non canon

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you want cock to join the revolution

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tommy out here trying to be intimidating but hes stuttering, knocking himself off of things...

its great

its great

i love their dynamic

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im spawning the wither, somebody get me my sword

techno “one-liner” blade ladies and gentlemen

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techno using the wither to vandalise lmanberg is very poggers of him

amazing mr blade

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tommy is such a delight in this stream

“i dont know this man”

“why would you bring this near me im WEAK im FRAIL im LIKE AN OLD LADY”

thank you mr innit

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if i had gotten this stream live yall bet your asses i would be chanting “blood for the blood god” with chat

chat is BLOODTHIRSTY

chat is feral

chat is amazing

thank you chat for being the chaotic fucking bastards yall always are

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“lookit muh muscles. BITCH”

tommy

i love him

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so last stream, techno and tommy waterboarded a hostage who died by a spider immediately after he was released

THIS stream, techno and tommy waterboard an orphan fox until he cries

good times

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fundy drowned

ha

canon?

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wait

i just remembered

FUNDY GOT DROWNED BY HIS UNCLES

TOMMY AND TECHNO ARE FUNDYS UNCLES BRUHHHHHHH

these two fuckers legit said “what if i waterboard my nephew to the point where he drowns”

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i find it really funny that techno is the one fanon portrays to be this remorseless out of control entity when the entire time during the fundy waterboard torture, techno is the one holding tommy back and saying that hes going to far

and last time, techno is the one chiding philza when philza just casually murders and slaughters his way around the map

bruh

techno has more of a moral compass than fandom gives him credit for

where is my "techno is actually the moral compass of the sbi” fanfic

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the only dirt we have on dream is his dirt shack amiright? eyyyy hes homeless

techno

techno

so funny

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“useless, annoying, loud, british. you know. the worst combination” techno says

then he fucking makes tommy weapons, gives tommy the helmet, makes tommy weapons and tools and armour...

yeah. 

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“i will not rest until that entire country has been completely obliterated for what it did to me and phil, tommy”

ME AND PHIL

ME AND PHIL

technoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

bruhhhh

mr blade please

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LMANBURG IS MY UNFINISHED SYMPHONY

tommy what the fuck

what the fuck

tommy

tommy

what wait tahgjkjxbglsjbnouafsfv

WAT

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“you could actually be, dare i say it, a friend” TECHNO

TECHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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“technoblade ill join you”

ANTARCTIC ANARCHIST COMMUNE POG

YES BITCH

YES BITCH

SBI

SBI

SBI

SBI

SBI

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“this bodes poorly for the eventual sbi meetup”

shut up

shut the fuck up

i cant handle this

i can handle the dream sapnap meetup conspiracy

but i CANNOT handle the sbi meetup conspiracy

techno please shut up

i cant

dont do me dirty like this man

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you know how tommy keeps saying that hes weak and shit but like

he fought in wars

he has fucking armour, weapons, potions, gapples

he can hold his own in a fight

do

do you think tommy keeps calling himself weak bc DREAM calls him weak? like. his self-confidence and belief in his abilities is just eroded by dream so tommy thinks hes weak even if he isnt?

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“we have sand at home”

at home

at home

at HOME

bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

techno literally out here singlehandedly giving me serotonin

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beak on

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bless you

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one of us

one of us

one of us

one of us

one of us

one of us

[stargazer-balladeer]

🧸-anon

I only flirt with Mikey on Tuesdays!!! I swear it? Okay maybe a lot. But twins with Diluc would change that. 👀👀💝

>.< and seriously!?!?!? Fairy! When I have the energy. I'm fighting back! I have so many ideas for a xingqiu simp like you and Beautiful Xingqiu photos! Yup! Don't mess with me!

THERES A SCHEDULE??? 😭😭😭

<.< you dont sound threatening at all box. You sound like a whining kid- /lh /j