#dont come up behind a guy and you wouldnt have to worry about it!
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maffhew and his ever feared reverse hits: a saga
#LMAO NOT MONTY YELLING MAFFHEW OFF WHEN HE TRIED TO#AND IT WORKED???#he really said WOAH HEY NO ITS JUST ME ITS KID FELLA. DO NOT.#had monty not ided himself any earlier maffhew would have hit him so much harder than he did#when your dog doesnt recognise you after they hadnt seen you in months and their gurading instincts are very strong#so your life flashes before your eyes as you NO SWEETHEART ITS ME PLEASE DO NOT ATTACK ME#and then they sweeten up immediately but you do have the fear of god instilled in you by the now wiggly 7 yr old grown puppy in your lap#both monty and reino scarred from his reverse hits is so funny to me#maffhew girl what do you do to these men#lots of things just see how he practises and turns the nuclear codes upon his friends#no im still at monty telling off maffhew for the attempted reverse hit#dont come up behind a guy and you wouldnt have to worry about it!#men fear his ass: real and true
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I'm realizing that if Obey Me!MC ever met WHB!MC, they'd lose their shit.
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OB: YOU HAVE TO DO WH A T TO SURVIVE?!
WHB: You dont?!
OB: that feels, and I mean this sincerely, so illegal. Are you ok? Is it consensual? Do I need to call someone for you?!
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*demon bros fighting*
OB: SIT BOYS! Anyways, like I was saying-
WHB, staring at the Demon Brothers unable to move, kneeling on the ground: I cannot express to you how jealous I am right now.
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OB, glaring at WHB!Leviathan: oh my diavolo you're a bitch. I feel like I just touched something dirty. Gross, ugh. LEVI COME SNUGGLE!!
WHB, watching Leviathan about to murder OB as other Levi turns into a happy blushy mess and gets headpats* oh no
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Bael and Beelzebub staring at Beel and Belphie: so you don't just leave to do whatever?
Beel: no? I have a job here outside of Rad- why are you crying.
Bael: can we please trade???
Belphie: hELL NO!
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OB: wait so your mammon is like, rich rich?
WHB: more like three but- wait is yours not?
OB: . . . No comment.
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*WHB screaming in terror and trying to run at the sight of Simeon, Luke, and losing it at the name Raphael*
OB: angels where they're are evil and trying to kill them. Don't worry about it.
*10 minutes later*
WHB nestled in Simeon's wings literally having the time of their life and super upset about it: mAn, ouR aNgELs fUcKinG SUCK.
OB, staring down a chained up WHB!Barbatos with disgust: your demons suck too. Where are his clothes?
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OB!Solomon: ^ ^
WHB: oh you're their solomon?! Man my demons would probably love to mee-
OB popping their head in: NO THEY WOULDNT HES A SHADY BITCH!!
OB!Solomon: how could you say such a thing?
OB: You poisoned me just last week!
OB!Solomon: I made you dinner as you weren't feeling well!
WHB: aww, how ni-
OB: EXACTLY!!! POISON!! I COULDNT MOVE FOR TWO DAYS!!
WHB: 0_o
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*The whole demon bros and kings and company staring each other down*
WHB: ok, so um- this is kind of hard to explain-
OB: SOLOMON AHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TIME YOU SHADY BITCH?!
Literally the whole WHB cast: SOLOMON?!
WHB: he's not like our Solomon. Sorry guys.
Someone: but it's-
*cue OB flipping OB!Solomon off as he hides a large thick tome behind his back while yelling at him. Lucifer facepalms, groaning*
OB!Lucifer: I have too much work for this.
OB, turning around and grinning: HEY YOU GUYS WANNA SEE A MAGIC TRICK?!
OB!Mammon, clocking it right away: TREASURE NO-
OB: Lucifer, bark!
OB!Lucifer: woof . . . You're fucking dead.
*silence. Both Satan's burst out laughing among others*
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Meanwhile poor Luke is being threatened by a couple WHB Demons and that's OB!MC's child so NO THANK YOU!!
WHB is extremely jealous of the magic they can wield, but does help stop their more powerful demons from killing the OB angels. Who are horrified at the thought of aimless murder like that. Except Raphael, he's a warrior angel, but even he agrees that these angels are wrong.
(If OB!Micheal shows up that's going to be a shit show and I've got popcorn)
#obey me crack#obey me#whb#what in hell is bad#obey me mc#whb mc#im not tagging everyone#i just think this is funny#especially with simeon#sweet lovely little angel#their first positive experice with an angel#is with him#and it will never be topped#also whb solomon vs ob solomon?#peak comedy#ones loved and revered and missed dearly#the other has been trying to get with lucifer for centuries with no luck#and cant stop poisoning people
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housewife anon without house wofe content for once shocking fr!!
so ill write multiple women cuz…multiple women and im horny and ugh i lvoe women
kay so…ahahahaem let us begin
fuck buddies to lovers senario with streamer!hu tao
hu tao was an amazing streamer to say the very least so you had to send her gifts and chats daily you were there from the very beginning so there was no surprise as to why hu tao contacted you and gave a breif smile and you guys started talking online only to then realise you guys live nearby eachother
so instead of being upfront with your feelings hu tao suggested one thing.
“hey so-“
“Dont worry lets do..ah thats right porn together! you and i wont have to show pur faces!”
well that was up front…you thought but you went for it after all anything for your favourite!! and so from then on you guys fucked yet you were still friends only till a drunken stream where she fucked you senseless with a giant strap letting your cum gush onto hu taos dick did you say the words “i love you.” hu tao wont forget..Sadly you will due to the hangover and nearly passing out moment.
public shaming w yae
i lovebeb her
yae would make you cockwarm her infront of all the attendees at the shrine in all honesty you couldnt belive it when she asked you to do so…but who are you to refuse your loving girlfriend afterall this you get praised and kissed as onlookers watch you stomach buldge and all taking yae getting getting praised for it. some would kill to be in your spot
After all she is the wise and beautiful miko who wouldnt want to be dick filled by her or praised or degraded by her just for a second.
“Seems like your stomach looks like it needs a break dear..”
“mh..im fine.”
“suit yourself.” she chuckles back leaving soft bite marks on your neck and now fondling your chest…is she gonna do it now? atleast you wont have your stomach churrning and yearning no longer
shenhe and finger sucking w cryo!!
shenhe covering her fingers with cryo while your getting pounded is so hard to divulge in after all the sweat is getting you yet shenhe is here to rescue you by shoving her cold cold fingers down your throat letting you suck and bite them as another hand grasps on what little clothing shenhe is wearing too
“hm. Your tempature is getting better maybe i can go-“
“no.”
well suit yourself now shes going slow and wont stop going slow afterall your body was weakening under her touch
and finally breeding with ei
when ei is finally annoyed at your antics and bratty behaviour her shogun side comes along to help her fuck you sensless and all slutty for her
“Your quite tight, You better stop being bratty or it will be worse next time.”
Honestly you liked those odds since she didnt care about taking it slow she wanted to pound you and dominate you till your body fell apart. You had to take all her cum or she would plow 10 times more you leaked out till her balls dropped
honestly it was fun she put you in diffrent posistions atleast!!
-housewife anon
These hearts adore
A/N: Omg loving streamer!hu Tao?? I wrote some little drabbles for each. Apologies for the lack of updates school recently started for me.
Characters/Ships: Hu Tao, Yae Miko, Shenhe, & Ei x reader (separate)
Warnings: Smut & Suggestive content written by a minor, exhibition (Hu Tao & Yae Miko, toys (Hu Tao), Strap ons (Hu Tao) Characters with cocks (Yae Miko & Ei), temperature play (Shenhe), finger sucking (Shenhe), brat taming (Ei), breeding (Ei)
It’s safe to say the first time you tuned in on Deceased_Walnut you fell in love. Maybe not head-over heels in love, but you were most definitely intrigued by the morbidly energetic brunette behind the screen. Gifting her chats and subs for the past few weeks was how she noticed and reached out to you. Hu Tao is a small streamer. But even so, the majority of your talks were through private messages. Until you realized the lack of distance, and nowadays you’re almost inseparable!
But there was also something off about her. Hu Tao tends to be flaky with her plans. Sometimes when you set up a meeting, she might text you an apology about not being able to make it. She uses different excuses each time
You sighed as your phone lit up with a paragraph of a message. Without much else to do, you took this as a night to scroll through nsfw livestreams on a separate site. It was there that you came across a familiar face.
Hu Tao’s regular channel pales in comparison to what she was streaming on this platform. Who knew someone like her uploads porn in her free time? When you found her other channel you remained a lurker at first. She wasn’t so different from how you already saw her, same teasing attitude and all. Despite wearing a special type of mask, you can tell who she without a second glance.
After a few days of watching in stunned silence did you make your appearance known. Hu Tao was doing a special where her subscribers ordered her around. She was fucking herself dumb with a wand while members in the chat were competing to choose the modes. Seeing those glossy eyes cross in pleasure finally convinced you to step out of the shadows: and so you gifted her a bit of money to demand she turn it up to the highest setting. And lucky for you, she zeroed in on your username. Hu Tao would laugh, wink at the screen, and say something along the lines of “this one’s for you!” before making a complete mess on the toy.
She was the first to contact you after stream. Surprisingly, there aren’t many who find her from her regular channel because of how she hides her face. When you met up in person for the first time after that, you guys still got along great. She became more flirty with you, giving you the cheesiest compliments and pick up lines her brain can conceive at any given moment.
The first time you two fucked was after one of her streams. It was a stressful day for her, and she needed a way to destress. She joked about you taking her to bed but then you made that a reality by eating her out. It became the start of your friends-with-benefits situation.
After some time, she proposed the idea of you joining her on stream. The chat only knows you by your username and how hot you look next to Hu Tao.
“Aiya, squirming away makes it less fun! Back me up, chat?” Messages flood through with all types of lewd responses.
“Tie her up so she can’t escape”
“50 bucks she squirts before you bottom out”
“What a whore she is for getting off from this”.
You’re too fucked out to notice the rest. But you’re close enough to Hu Tao to see her face light up at one of the responses. Your head falls to her shoulder. All it takes is that devilish look in her eye before you know what happens next.
Most would not associate the word “night life” following by a shrine. But to the residents of Inazuma, Yae Miko has rebirthed an old tradition with a new face. Aka yours. As dirty as it seems, you’re held in high regard for being showcased as Yae Miko’s newest plaything.
The guji is very particular with who she picks for this “special role”. So much so that most people considered the practice to have to have died out entirely. So for you to be hand plucked from a sea of admirers was an honor. And you happened to be the first in a very long time.
Miko cared for you as a true lover did. Your relationship outside of this role is as thriving as most couples are. She is always one to dote on you for for no particular reason (when she’s with you, does she even need one?). But being with her involves a catch: Showing off your body to the eyes of others.
In addition to the entrance fee, others pay good money to catch a glimpse at the finest Inazuma has to offer. Most times, they can tip off donations to the shrine if they’re watching something they like. It was its own business venture. And Yae Miko, ever the entrepreneur, wanted to reap its benefits now that she has such a willing participant.
“Dearest, it’s important that you put on a good show for our audience. There’s a lot of influential people who came to see you up close”
As is the majority of the crowd, Miko is entirely infatuated with you. At the start of the night, her hands delicately untied your silk robe and watched your breasts fall free with glazed eyes. Her back is almost always turned to the audience. Every time she thrusted her pale shaft into you, your eyes would lock with a stranger in the crowd. And if you tried to look away, Miko would force your chin over her shoulder to stay watch for a second longer.
“Look at her whine, isn’t she cute?” She coos, “Now, be a perfect doll for me and spread those legs of yours wider”
Temperature play is something that always gets a rise out of Shenhe.
After some time of dating, your amazement with her ability to weird both her polearm and Cryo vision led you to observing her adepti training. You’d sit to watch her practice all sorts of skillful maneuvers with the ease and precision of someone twice her age. For someone who isn’t very experienced in combat, her skills fascinated you.
Shenhe offers to teach you some of the things she’s learned. “For your protection” she argues. But maybe she wants another excuse to keep her hands on you more often. It’s hard not to focus on the coldness of her hands as she moves your hips into the correct form. No matter the reason, you’ve taken to sparing with Shenhe once you have the basics down.
It’s times like these under the hot Liyuan sun that would always have you working up a sweat. And your loving, thoughtful girlfriend wants to help you cool down in the best way she knows how. Your body is hot; she controls ice. It’s not rocket science. The solution lies in those cold hands of hers as she shoves 3 fingers down your throat while 3 more are seconds away from making you cum for the nth time. Between your legs is a wet mess dripping down your thighs.
So as Shenhe finger fucks into your core she shoves her Cryo-coated fingers down your throat, she kisses your stuffed cheek. You were thirsty after all. Maybe this should suffice? Shenhe knows that water is necessary when preforming under harsh conditions. But she doesn’t know why she prefers having your mouth on her instead.
Shenhe can second guess herself sometimes. She doesn’t know how long to do this for before you’ve had enough. How is she supposed to decipher those gagging noises you make when she’s knuckle deep in you? Perhaps she could summon her Cryo Spirit to help her out.
It’s rare for anyone to go against the Shogun and live to tell their tale. Every citizen in Inazuma fears the infliction of her wrath. And yet, you were still none the wiser, thinking that being her lover grants some kind of immunity. Ei would undoubtedly never hurt you unless you asked by any means unless for punishment but there are some actions that need to be punished. Actions, that need to tame a brat such as yourself.
Ei takes you to the plane of Euthimiya and it’s there when you know went too far. She could punish you in her personal quarters, her throne room even. But no. In the plane of Euthimiya, Ei holds all the cards. And this time, she won’t stop until you’ve milked her down to the very last drop.
Her godhood only adds to her stamina. The positions are the best part! Of all the ways she can fill you up, Ei likes having you on your side with your leg lifted up. That way, she can perfectly see both your expression and her cum leaking out of you. Seeing your eyes screw shut makes her wanna pump you full.
Though her goal was to reprimand your behavior, Ei couldn’t help but get addicted to the sight of your slick making a mess on the sheets. “So tight, see how your body stretches to accommodate my size~”
With every thrust you take her all the way to the hilt. Her balls slap against your thighs every time she pushed in. Ei bends over your body to kiss and suckle at your neck, “I could stay like this for an eternity…”
It does make her wonder, how many loads can you take until you’re carrying her child? Everything in this dimension is at her disposal, and she happens to have plenty of time to find out. The only limit is how much it takes before you beg her to stop.
#genshin impact#genshin x reader#genshin smut#yae miko x reader#yae miko imagines#yae miko smut#yae miko x y/n#ei x reader#yae smut#ei x y/n#yae x reader#yae x you#shenhe smut#shenhe x you#shenhe x y/n#shenhe x reader#hu tao x y/n#hu tao x you#hu tao x reader#hu tao smut#💋#housewife anon
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Okay, but Lesser Lord!Reader riding Scara and him praising them and saying how lucky he is to be ridden and pleasured by a god like them. Just fluffy, soft sex with Scara, and maybe a bit of brat taming.
This man has such a chokehold on me
SUB!WANDERER X LESSOR LORD FEM!READER PART 4?
featuring:? A bit of paimon and the traveler(Can be aether or lumine, didnt use a specific gender)
//Lessor lord Y/n Teases with the name Hatguy, Sabzeruz Festival Event Spoilers!, Use of mommy~
word count: 1.43k
Scara masterlist! Scara x Lessor lord masterlist
"What? You think im TRYING to think the worst of lessor lord y/n? Incase you've forgotten Traveler..Im not a saint." wanderer scoffed while retrieving the archives of Sachin's research from paimon. "Tch- Ugh- Paimon thinks your being pretty harsh HAT GUY! be nice to y/n or paimons gonna give you a UGLY NICKNAME! She gave you a education and healthcare!" the floating child stomped her feet. "Because im her prisoner, you lowly creature. And healthcare is free in sumeru, Dont need it anyway, im a puppet incase your so dum to remember. She wouldnt-" A cool lavender scented air coated the hot desert. Stopping the puppet as he remembered the familiar sent. "You think so.. Should i treat you as my prisoner hat guy?"
You walked up towards your group of friends and 'prisoner' as your caped swayed throughout the breeze. Taking the files from hatguy with a smirk on your face. "Hah. You already do, Having me run errands for you like a dog. But if doing this gives me worth. Then so be it." He said while looking down at you. "Is that what this is about hat guy? You want to feel worthy in the eyes of a god~" With your free hand you tugged at his feathered ornament. Smoothly rubbing along the prickles. Paimon and traveler looked with flustered expressions at your teasing. "You know hat guy~ I was hoping you could make some friends but..I guess that didnt work out hm? Busy making enemies with your saviors-" "Unnecessary. I dont need anymore reasons to be indebt to you." He placed his warm hand along your arm. Watching you tinker with his worth. "Then we can start off with you being a scholar how about that? Even prisoners have a right to education." Paimon coughed at the interaction, "I- uhm Y/N? as the god of wisdom. what do you plan to do with sachins research? It is 'negative' wisdom after all." You gazed and pulled away from his touch and began flipping through the archive. "Well paimon, As the god of wisdom I have to guide everyone to wisdom, even good or bad. But I will seal away his knowledge as his ideals are more deemed as corrupted and-" "Tch. Talk about a speech, What about mine huh? Is that why you have me doing this? Because i have 'corrupt' knowledge and see me as a pawn?" You sighed at his interruption, then smirked at the choice of words. "Well..I can help you with your 'corruption' myself, Mr hat guy~" You closed the book roughly, making the two snap out of their disturbed daze. "Paimon, Traveler. Come by the akademiya later today and ill have him drop off the rest of your things regarding the festival. Until then~" You greeted them goodbye with a smile. With a flick of your finger the wanderer wasnt too far behind you. Mumbling and giving death glares to his 'saviors' over another task he had to do.
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Thunder and lightning struck through your blurry view of sumeru city, You sat at Wanderers small desk writing about what interested on you sachins research for his thesis. How could a wealthy man be so bothered by society? One that he technically can change with a bag of mora. But you had your own changes to worry about. Apep, a former ruler of sumeru that existed since the start of the Heavenly principals. With all that knowledge the dragonette had, many of your questions could be answered without the use of irminsul. Along with eternal protection for your nation. You just needed a way..some sort of 'contract' to get that information from apep. "Ugh, what am i thinking..Im acting like morax and Ei with these ideals." You laid your bare head on the desk. Tapping your pen while thinking of ways to get more from the dragon.
After what felt like never ending rain, you heard a click of the doorknob and a light dangle of bells. "Well. How did it go? I trust that you gave them what they needed. Hat guy?" The puppet walked into the room. Brushing off the water on his hat. "Tsk. In the rain if that makes you feel any better..And would you stop calling me that? There's no need." He placed his hat on the hanger then laid on your side of the bed, Already undressed into a shirt and shorts. "Hm.. But I like it~" You pulled the chair back, turning around to face the lean puppet. "I never thought the god of wisdom would be so childish..." he sighed. "Don't you like it? the honor of having your nickname picked out by a god." you got up out of your chair and began walking towards the bed. The puppet stayed silent as you climbed onto his body.
"Aren't you lucky Scara. The god of wisdom treating you so well, giving you a home, education, anything you've wanted." His cock twitched in his pants at the name. Your cape swayed gently on his legs as you positioned yourself on top of him. "I-I told you before, it's unnecessary. I'm your pris-" before he could get another word out you leaned down and laid kisses along his neck. Sinking further into the pillow as he covered his muffled moans. "Y-y/n you- ah..." "Is that all you think you are hatguy? The prisoner of a god...I think your worthy of more..." You whispered in his ear as your clothed clit rubbed back and forth against his crotch. "F-fuck...shut up..stoph..saying..that..~" he trailed his hands along your top while you sucked at his neck. Recklessly tugging at the buttons that kept your cape hooked. "Mmm..your such a brat hat guy...maybe you don't deserve it." You flicked his hand off your torn cape and began pulling away from his hot body. "N-no! Wait..." He sat up as you crawled off the bed "... I want it..y/n.." you crossed your arms. "Hmm..I don't know hat guy~ what's the magic word?" You grinned as he gripped onto the sheets in frustration, covering his embarrassingly hard cock. "Maybe.. I'll just go finish up in my room~ you seem a little tired-" "P-please.. I want it y/n.. I cant- i-" suddenly you smashed your lips against his, the both of you fell back on the pillow as he wrapped his arms around you with no hesitation. Exchanging spit as the puppets body began to heat up between each breath. "Hah.. more~ more please" "mhm? what do you want scara~ mmm how do you want your god to make you feel good?"
"I- inside...f-fuck me.." you sighed at his words. "Such a vulgur puppet you are.. wanting your god to fuck you like this.." you parted lips, then looked down to his bulge. "We can't have down here being covered, can we?" You pulled his pants down to reveal his wet length, stained in precum. "Your so big scara..~" you pulled your skirt and underwear off, climbing ontop of him once more, both of your pre oozing onto eachother while you guided his length to your hole, brushing the tip along it. "Hah...fuck..d-dont tease me...I-" you sunk his length deep inside of you while a moan spilled from your lips "Ah~ your doing so well scara~ filling up your god just like that~" his hips buckled up at your praise. "Y-y/n your so warm i- oh fuck!" He gripped onto your waist, pushing you farther into his length as you began riding him, biting your lips from the ecstasy of his tight grip. "Mmm your such a good boy scara, taking your reward for being so good for me, for your god~" "Ah~ yes, s' good! Just for you! Don't stop mommy~ please!" The puppets body began to heat up even more. He trained himself to breathe to fit in with humans, but not like this..not so roughly and begging like a dog in heat from the pleasure he felt. "Such a lucky boy aren't you? Do you wanna cum inside your god?" "Y-yes! Please- wanna cum! Let me mommy! I'll be a good prisoner- a good puppet! A-anything please~" you giggled at the way the once false god dropped his pride, the pleasure from being inside you and feeling loved was too much for him. You did give him everything, everything he ever wanted from a person, from his god. "Shit...Then I can't turn you down since you asked so nicely baby~ cum for mommy, cum for your god~" His nails stung into your skin while your moans echoed throughout your room. "Hah..oh God mommy I'm gonna- i- inside! It's coming!!" The puppets brain overheated and turned to mush from your warmth "mommy! I- im- AH~" with a few rocks of your hips he shot his load inside of you, coating his sticky and warm liquid along your walls. You rode out your high, dripping your own juices onto his own length and shirt while the puppet watched with practical hearts for pupils and a mouth leaking drool. Hazily as you shifted down to his dripping shaft and kissed at it with your wet lips. "Now im going to give you your reward, my prisoner~"
Some of you liked cat!subby scara so this was another subby scara one
And yes health care really is free in sumeru according to one of alhaithams voice lines about kaveh getting scammed💀🤭❌
Scara x Lessor lord masterlist
#scaramouche smut#scaramouche headcanons#genshin smut#scaramouche x y/n#scaramouche x you#genshin x you#genshin headcanons#scaramouche#wanderer smut#wanderer x you#genshin x y/n#genshin impact x reader#wanderer x y/n#wanderer x reader#genshin impact#sub scaramouche#sub genshin#genshin x reader#genshin x female reader#sub wanderer
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Fate (part 4)
Soldier boy x Fem! Reader
Summary: Reader is a scientist who is forced to work at lab that they keep soldier boy frozen, she talks and cries to him when she is alone, thinking he can't hear her but he hears everything.
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She was tense.
The streets were different than what she remembered.
It was more crowded, more gray, more concerete
Even air felt more different.
people where everywhere, rushing to their jobs, talking on the phone, No doubt she missed being outside. But not this. She missed the green, forests, trees, the silence, Being able to lay down on grass and daydream for hours. Away from people, away from the world.
Lost in her thoughts y/n didn't realized that she was clutching to his arm.
He was tense as her, feeling it, she turned her head to look at his face. There was confusion in his eyes, which didnt surprised her, he was asleep for 40 years after all, must be a nightmare she thought, falling asleep to a awful world. Then waking up to even more awful one.
But there was something else in his eyes too.
Anger, or disgust maybe?
Well she couldnt blame him again, all the things humans did to him.
-"Are you okay?" she asked
It was like he didnt hear her, still looking at surroundings.
She squezzed his hand gently, asking him again.
He heard this time, Confused look suddenly vanishing, a confident one taking over. He answered while sueezing her hand back.
"Yes, doll why wouldnt i be?"
She knew he wasnt, she could see it. The slight twitching of his mouth, The tense shoulders, and jaw. He was faking it. She decided not to talk about it.
"dont know, i thought it might be a hard for you, i mean you are seeing the world after 40 years."
"This is nothing to compared the things i seen doll, dont worry about me. I fought the nazis, i was locking up the assholes even before you were born."
-"yeah, i know B-ben -sorry i mean soldier boy, i read them in your files. Very brave of you."
"Ben is fine." he said smiling slightly.
-"But what about you? Your heart is beating like a bird." He added.
"Oh, shit, of course he can hear it." She told herself.
This was one of his powers.
-"I-its nothing, i always feel nervous in crowds."
-"Is that so? why?"
-"I-i dont know i always been like this."
Whatever you say doll he said, she had a feeling he didnt believe her either.
They walked and talked, he asked her about the things he saw on the street
And she tried to explain them, which was hard.
Especially "rectangle things" that people hold in their hand, or put in their ears very confused him.
-"do you have one too?"
-"yes, i mean i had one, before they took me. I used it mostly to listen to music."
-"you can listen music it with?"
-"yes, we can get you one too, when we have money. Actually i had a bank account, we should check it."
He pointed the wall behind her suddenly, there was poster of a blonde guy with blue eyes.
-"Who is this punk?" He asked. This is the 10th time i seen him today"
"O-oh he is Homelander. The strongest supe"
"Strongest supe?" He scoffed, arrogant expression on his face.
-"People really love him here, more like worship him. I always found him a bit off tho."
-"Why is that?"
-"Dont know, she shrugged her shoulders. Just a feeling i guess."
-"well doll, i agree with you."
He said absently, he was one of them, He knew how different supes were from what media made them seem. Far away from the saints people thought they were.
How would she feel if she knew? He thought to himself.
The things he did.
Would she be afraid of him too, hate him too?.
a sound, made him snap back from his thoughts. a music was coming from a distance:
"За окном кудрявая белая акация, солнышко в окошечке, алым цветом лес
У окна старушечка, лет уже немало, с Воркуты далекой мать сыночка ждет
У окна старушечка, лет уже немало,"
He was almoat hypnotised, starting to walk towards it. Dragging y/n too, with their still interwined hands.
Hearing Russian song made her flinch.
-"Ben where are we going?"
He didnt answer, turning to right,
It was an empty street. Just a truck waiting on the corner. Few boxes with vegetables in it. And a old radio
He halted suddenly looking at the radio.
"-Lets go ben this song is getting on my nerves too." she told him. Pulling him soflty.
but suddenly his bag fell from his shoulder. He leaned forward. Breathing heavily.
-"Ben, whats happening are you hurt?" She half screamed. putting her hand in his forehead,
He was burning.
It was like he wasnt hearing her. Just like in the lab.
And
His chest started glowing.
She realized in horror. It was happening again. "No, she thought no one can see him they would lock him up again, they would hurt him."
She could never let this happen again.
With shock ,She did the first thing to came her mind again.
She hugged him, with her all strenght. Covering his chest with her body.
And started whispering to his ear.
-"We are not there anymore. We escaped Ben. You are free."
-"you saved me too, you took me to a plane, remember. Remember please,"
She continued to whisper. Brushing his hair. While crying.
Didn't know how much time passed, but eventually his breathing turned back to normal. His body cooled down.
He pulled back slowly, looking at her face. His expression normal and strong again.
But she was far from it. Her whole body trembling. Her lips were quivering, nose red, fat tears on her cheeks.
He wiped them with his fingers. Patting her heas as if she was a cat. As if he wasnt about the explode 2 mins ago.
"lets get out of here doll. I know where to go."
Notes: Guys i forgot my laptop in grandmas house thats why chapter is late. 🤡
taglist: @deans-spinster-witch @mfnqueen1 @ponypickle @butchers-girl @verypostcrown @angelbabyyy99
#soldier boy x you#the boys#the boys imagine#jensen ackles imagine#soldier boy x reader#soldier boy#jensen ackles
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lots of common reactions i get as a mute person
all the following are peoples reaction when they assume i am deaf, the most common assumption
- flustered and lifts hands to try and sign and then lowers them when they realize they dont know ASL
- flustered and starts to sputter and talk before settling on mouthing things at me
- mouths “can you lip read”
- talks really loud at me (which wouldnt do much if i was deaf so idk)
- goes to find something to write on
- sometimes if i type on my phone in my notes when i need to say something other than yes or no people will go to literally take my phone from me to type back instead of literally anything else
- signs some of the more common sign, i get thank you a lot (especially in customer service situations, which is where most of these happen)
- if it is someone on the street saying something and they assume im deaf when i sign at them they usually just disregard me which is actually really nice
these next ones are when people dont assume im deaf, which is rarer
- talks to me normal
- talks to me like im dumb
heres a few nice incidents
- guy asked me if i was mute in spanish and i nodded and he asked if i knew spanish and i was like not really lol (live in a heavily hispanic area so i picked up on enough to understand) and he switches to english and shares about a talk he had gone to recently about mutism
- girl working at sonic assumed i was deaf and ran inside just to grab her phone to help me which i thought was really sweet so i just didnt correct her
- just today i was using the self checkout at a gas station and the guy behind the register sees me getting frustrated with the card reader and slides over a piece of receipt paper that says “tap works better” and i am like “i dont have tap” and i decide to just cancel the self checkout and move to him cause hes got good vibes and he holds the bag up and raises an eyebrow allowing me to have a choice in it which i dont often get. when i am leaving he signs “have a good day” super slow and obviously practiced a lot, and the fact that he obviously learned that just in case this happened made me really happy
- every time someone has happened to know ASL in public, its always surprising how many hearing/verbal people know ASL, almost always because they are CODA
- the enthusiastic gay man at my eye doctor who got so excited when he saw i signed even though he doesnt know it, because he thought it was so cool
- every person who goes “oh you speak ASL” and then immediately thinks about thay sentence and kind of 404 errors out as they realize you cant speak ASL
- the tiny middle aged mexican woman who has worked the store at my school the entire time ive been going there who knows me because i always go there for caffeine and snacks, and manages to always communicate with me despite a couple language barriers and will often berate me if i dont get water with my caffeine or if i dont get food, and who also wishes me happy holiday for every holiday that comes around, and was also very visibly worried when i had to rely on a cane for a few months
- my painting professor who always takes so much pressure off because hes so blunt, when i came in with a cane everyone danced around asking about it and he walks in and goes “what the hell happened to you??”, the most recent thing that made me laugh is we were talking and i was using TTS and as we are walking into the studios he goes “im gonna go talk with Ronnie, give your thumbs a break” and then we both started laughing
the worst interaction ive had
- had one of my professors numbers which happens sometimes because it makes life easier and she texted me out of the blue saying she “had a dream she was at my wedding and i spoke my vows” with heart emojis and i did not know this woman at all and i was like…what the fuck…not only is that unprofessional but also ableist
lastly shout out to my friends who translate for me purely off lip reading who dont know ASL
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Chuuya Nakahara X Reader (NSFW) 🤍
(First time posting on tumblr, using an old fic to figure out how to fully use this app���Also please reboot and like if this is an okay start to this app 😭)
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It's felt like forever since you have last seen your boyfriend. Only being four days and it seemed like an eternity.
You weren’t sure when Chuuya would get back from his mission but you'd at least hope he’d come back with his legs and arms intact.
Usually his missions would take 2 days maximum. Considering his ability, Chuuya would easily take out everyone.
You do recall what had happened the last time you saw him though.
Laying down on the sofa your mind begins to flashback to the memory. It was late at night when he left. You two had just came back from a mindful dinner and went back to his apartment.
There wasnt much you could do but kiss him goodbye and hope for the best outcome. ‘The best outcome’ huh?’
The same words kept repeating over and over in your head. Almost like counting jumping sheep in your sleep, except they wouldnt stop and keep going.
Even if something were to happen to Chuuya, you wouldnt know what you would do. All the money in the world could be yours, but that wouldn’t bring him back…
These horrifying thoughts kept running around in your head, it was too much to control.
That was until you heard a knock on the door.
Immediately jumping off the sofa you walk towards the door in slow careful steps. “Who’s there?” You yelled outloud instead of checking the peephole
“Who do ya’ think?”
Hearing the recognizable voice made your eyes go wide open in joy
“Chuuya!!”
You opened the door seeing his silhouette due to the bright moon starring by the window behind him, but Chuuya didnt come in yet.
While you walked to the kitchen in glee hoping to get him some tea he just stood by the threshold leaning his body over the frame.
“Hey Chuu- Ugh come in.”
Turning around you see him still standing there like a puppet
“Hey Chuu? Everything okay?” You got closer to him seeing his features up close.
Not realizing his dominant presence you tried tugging at his shoulder trying to get him to come in
“You still dont remember?” “Huh? Remember what?”
“Never mind, lets just finish that movie you wanted to watch.” He brushed his shoulder against yours, passing you as he left you standing there with the cup of tea in your hands.
You close the door and headed to the sofa. “What was the movie called again?”
Your boyfriend has asked to which you only responded “ 2 “
“Hey can you go turn the lights off while I make the popcorn?” “Yeah hold on…”
Chuuya used his ability to throw a pillow to the light switch toggling the lights off.
Now the only light source was the dimly lit cityscape outside the big tall windows, or the TV playing the rest of the movie.
As Chuuya searched for the movie on the screen, you could hear how silent it was now. All that could be heard were the popping sounds of the popcorn in the microwave, and maybe the faint sound of cars honking from fifty two floors below.
You were too focused on thinking too much that the sound of the microwave stopping startled you back into reality. Turning your focus to Chuuya who was trying to find the last place you guys had left off.
After placing the popcorn in a bowl you head back over to the couch, sitting right beside Chuuya.
Placing the bowl in the center, just as youre about to grab the folded blanket thats at the other end Chuuya grabs it. “I got it don't worry,” having it fall on top of each other's snuggled bodies.
You try to get comfortable but the gear and equipment your boyfriend has on his waist isnt helping. He notices and takes the guns out of his pocket and places it on the other sofa block beside him.
Getting comfy you two begin to continue watching the movie.
A couple minutes pass and you begin to feel cramped in the current position you were in. “Hold on…” You say as begin to move around. Chuuya only looks at you for a brief moment before pulling the blanket up more.
Stretching your hand out into the air while the other stretches just out, you yawn for quite a moment, until you heard a small yelp from Chuuya’s mouth.
You look over at him with your hands still in place. One hand over his mouth while the other is… trying to move your other hand.
Eyes trailing down to where his other hand was, not realizing what you were doing.
You were accidently brushing up your boyfriends crotch as you were stretching. The silence in the air and the horrid look on your face only made things worse.
Looking up you saw the redness spreading all over your boyfriends face.
It had you thinking, how far could you go with this?
“I’m sorry Chuu…” You lifted yourself up and jumped onto him, hugging him close.
Everything was well until you decided to purposely brush your hips up against him.
Snuggling you face in the crook of his neck and making sure to let out an airy breath, he took notice of it.
He grabbed your shoulders and sure you looked at him. “Dont think I don’t realize what youre doing.”
With his hands still having you by the grasp, he flips you over. Now youre laying down on the long white sofa.
Hands near your shoulders facing Chuuya, he takes advantage and holds the wrists of them. Placing his knee in between your thighs, and bringing his face closer to yours.
But instead of leaning for your lips he leans towards your left ear. “Not being so confident now are we?”
Shaking your head he brings himself back up. “…But its a movie night, so Ill spare you some slack.”
Sitting back up you look over at him who continues to watch the movie while youre still trying to comprehend what just happened. “Chuu… Hey Chuuya.”
“Hm?”
He turns his head over to you.
“…”
“Just this once?”
He sees that look in your eyes. Tilting his face, he only smirks at the remark. Climbing back on top of you he leans his face close again, And leaves a peck on the side of your cheek “Sure thing princess.”
Your lips part ways as he moves his closer to yours. Taking in the soft yet passionate kiss, you could feel his unbearably cold hands slither down your stomach.
He grabs your hips again and presses you close against him.
Wrapping your legs around him his hands move back up and as he still holds the kiss he begins to bring your shirt up, trying to take it off.
You try to help him but his hands only hold yours, “You just relax alright darling?”
He takes your shirt off and then tries to unzip your pants.
As you follow in sync, Chuuya’s breath only gets heavier. He placed his hand in your hair, pulling you closer towards him.
Not even ring bothered that maybe the other sky high buildings across the street could probably see you two messing around.
It was all happening too fast. Chuuya grabbed your thighs and scooted your ody closer to his, while he was kissing and swallowing the loud noises you were already making.
You could feel his throbbing down there, all you had left on was just your bra and your panties. In no time Chuuya instantly pulled down the lace fabric down.
“Tell me when to stop alright princess.” “Mhm..” You could only nod your head in response.
He began to lick the folds, making you squirm underneath. You threw your head back over the pillow your head was resting on, just enjoying the pleasurable sensation that was overcoming you.
Chuuya’s hand were grabbing your thighs spreading them apart. Once he brought his head back up he saw that you were clenching onto any soft part of the sofa, “This wont take a while.” He said as he intertwined one hand with yours whilst the other was still in between your cunt, swirling his finger around in all sorts of directions.
“Chuu~ Ah” Was all that could come out of that nasty mouth of yours. “Say it, go on.”
“Please.”
“Please what?” He continued moving his tongue on your clit while his fingers were brushing up against your entrance “Youre so fucking wet, cmon just say it already.” He cooed at you.
“Please just… do it already…” You lifted your head ‘up’ and your eyes met with the gun that was placed aside on the sofa. Chuuya noticed this and thought maybe you wanted the gun to be inside.
“Oh this old one… If you say so darling.” He leaned his head forward to you again, making your reddened cheeks only burn more. “ But make sure you cum for me.” He whispered softly in your ear.
He clicked on the gun, and placed it near your entrance. As his two fingers, the middle and index were sort of holding the gun in a strange position, he made sure his thumb was still fingering your clit over and over again.
“Chuuya.” “Say what now?” “Ah~”
He loved watching you be a hot mess. It always turned him on, even if it meant he didnt get off. But he would love to see you be high on him.
He placed the tip of the gun closer to your entrance, taunting you with it.
“Ah~ Ah~ Ngh~ Chuuya… AaaA”
Finally after minutes of him sort of circling the gun near your cunt, and him rubbing your clit you finally came.
White and clear fluids were now all over the tip of the gun running down as Chuuya brought the gun up to his face. He licked the liquid that was running down the object “Ya taste good, know that?”
“Oh please.”
You covered your face in embarrassment. This wasnt how this was suppose to go.
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#bungou stray dogs#chuuya nakahara#chuuya x reader#chuuya x reader smut#movie watching#bsd#smut#gunpla
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some yandere stu macher with a male reader hcs?? 👀 please and thank you
finally, some scream! if i had to pick a favorite movie, this would be it. heads up for depictions of violence, im not too graphic but its there
yandere!stu macher x male!reader
-youre the new guy at school, and when he sees you, it is on SIGHT. he is so close to you all of the time. hope you didnt like personal space!
-if he were buff hed be a himbo. what im saying is that hes really stupid and friendly, always coming up to you and bothering you to hang out with him
-you end up mixed in with his friend group, be it because you want him to stop hounding you to join in or because you actually like him. but he and billy do have the whole murder spree planned...
-stu couldnt kill you! he wouldnt! you laugh at his jokes, you help him with personal issues, you treat him better than his own girlfriend! of course, maybe thats because hes been neglecting tatum in favor of you... but still! because of the homophobia of the time, i dont think hed declare his feelings as love, but deep down he knows thats what it is
-billy can see theres no budging on this. he needs stu for this plan, and stu says you get to live. when billy finally concedes with stabbing you in some nonvital areas and leaving it at that, stu is the happiest little slasher this side of the bates motel
-once the killing starts, hes somehow even more all over you. making sure youre not too scared, keeping you company overnight (though he sneaks out to attack sidney). tatum is glaring daggers at you constantly, because her boyfriend is very clearly in love with you
-on the night of his house party, hes the one stabbing you. he insisted on it, in fact. he was worried billy would be too rough with you, and he cant have you bleeding out! hes incredibly intimate as he does it, muttering sweet nothings behind the ghostface mask. as you pass out from blood loss, he peels the bottom of the mask up and gives you a little kiss
-and then youre out for just about the rest of the movie. that said, youre kinda left for dead as the house is left empty. but a bit later, you wake up to see... ghostface tending to your wounds? you can hear panicked whimpers from under the mask, the killer on the verge of tears worrying that he killed you. in an attempt to calm himself down, he yanks the mask off, and its stu. his face is a cut up, burnt mess, but its him
-as he patches you up, he apologizes for ever hurting you. tatum, randy, sidney, even billy would all be ok collateral damage, but you? nonono, he could never lose you. youre his, he cant ever let you go. he kisses all over your face as he cries, promising he wont ever hurt you again
-once you two are both well enough to go on the run, you flee town, whether you want to go with him or not. youre both counted as victims of the ghostface killings (billy is framed as the mastermind with stu being helplessly manipulated), and the lack of corpses isnt worried about. he finds a place for you two to live, and depending on your reaction to all this, it goes one of two ways
-if youre into him, great! youre his now. not like you werent before, but hes the clingiest boyfriend imaginable. he is in your arms constantly, and at any point you have to move, he starts mock crying about how his scars hurt and only you can make it better. hes such a baby despite having multiple kills under his belt
-if youre (rightfully) not interested, he gets whiny. he doesnt blame you, he is a serial killer after all, but cmon! he saved your life! yeah, he was the one who stabbed you in the first place, but who cares about that! everyone else left you for dead, hes the only one who actually gives a damn about you! just love him already! same outcome as you being accepting, but hes a lot more pouty and youre tied up
#writing the wrongs#yandere x reader#stu macher#stu macher x reader#scream#scream 1996#yandere stu macher#yes im a stu is alive truther#fight me
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for a blurb can we PLEASE see what jonathan said to steve in the in between chapter?? it’s been killing me
YES YES YES !!!
enjoy <3
“i know what y/n’s favorite color is,” steve says the moment you leave
jonathan looks over at him, knowing that hes just teasing, but he still feels the need to one up him. “alright, but do you know what her favorite ice cream flavor is?”
“…no”
“mhm. exactly.”
silence settles between them. jonathan rocks on the balls of his feet, unsure of what to do with steve. hes still getting used to his presence, still trying to decide where he stands with him. nancy still hasnt decided on who she wants, so for now … it’s awkward, to say the least.
“do you think she likes me?”
jonathan freezes. steve cant seriously be asking about nancy right now. “who?”
“y/n.”
“oh.”
the boys stand in silence again. why would steve ask jonathan that? more importantly, why does he worry about that at all? youre the nicest person jonathan has ever met. he doesnt think theres a person alive that you dont like.
but steve is fiddling with the edge of his shirt and his eye still looks a bit swollen from their fight. he knows steve has been spending all his time at the bookstore lately, to see you, and jonathan sees the way you light up now when you talk about him.
so, he does what he knows he should.
“of course y/n likes you. she wouldnt let you stalk her at work if she didnt.”
something shifts in steve, he seems to relax more and lets out a smile that jonathan isnt sure he was meant to see. “oh, alright. yeah. makes sense. i just … wanted to be sure, ya know?”
jonathan understands. youre incredibly easy to adore, but it’s also terrifying to imagine you leaving as well. he doesnt know what he’d do if you ever left him. “i know.”
steve smiles again and looks away. silence comes once more, but jonathan cant help but feel like theres something more he should tell the guy.
he lowers his voice to a whisper. “hey, listen.”
steve leans in close, at full attention. “yeah?”
“y/n, she … she doesnt like letting people in. dont tell her i said that. she’d kill me. but some stuff happened when she was younger and … ya know. shes nice and shes selfless as hell, but she also keeps a large part of herself guarded from others.”
“are you threatening me?” steve asks, though his voice is teasing and jonathan cant help but let a chuckle out.
“yeah, be careful with her, alright? shes special, but im sure i dont have to remind you of that.” he whispers.
steve nods, his face calm as he whispers back, “i promise i wont hurt her. i know shes special, and listen. i know you two are close and i dont want to step on your toes, or like, offend you or anything but-”
“im back!” you announce your arrival.
the boys spring apart, which you find odd. you were afraid something like this would happen. it’s still weird, seeing jonathan with steve. like two worlds colliding, in a sense.
“did i miss something?”
“no!” steve and jonathan exclaim at the same time.
you frown. “alright … you ready to go, bee?”
jonathan spares one last glance at steve, who shrugs at him as if to say we can talk about this later. “yeah, lets go bug.”
you say goodbye to steve, wishing him a good night, and follow jonathan to the car.
steve watches, now left behind in the bookstore, unaware that him and jonathan would never actually have time to talk about any of it.
but he doesnt know this, yet. so he waves cheerfully at you as jonathan drives away, happy he seems to finally be making some real friends.
#come home blurb#ask#anon#m speaks#m’s writing#set in between seasons 1 and 2#sorry gang got excited#if there’s typos: no theres not <3
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hi babyy so i was wondering if i could get a black reader x judgement day relationship and its my birthday week and i traveled to my home country and they wouldnt be able to come with and i started to have separation anxiety and we barley talked or anything so i spent most my time doing my hair and nails and just pampering myself and the day before my birthday i came home but no one was there or anything and i spent the night alone and the next morning i dont know you can add your own ending you have FULLL creative control thank you babes🤎
Sorry this took so long to get to! I'm a bit behind on headcanons, but I'll get them done ASAP!
-Your had missed your caregivers and Dom so much while you were away, and a part of you worried they didn't miss you as much, if at all.
-They weren't able to call and text much, though you were in a whole different timezone.
-You spend the week pampering yourself. Doing your hair, nails, etc, making you look all pretty!
-But it was mainly to help distract yourself while you were away
-It also was stressful because you couldn't regress while you were away, so it was kind of bottled up inside.
-The night before your birthday, you came home. Hoping to see your loving caregivers and your little friend on the couch ready to cuddle. Or in the kitchen making dinner.
-But they were nowhere to be found in the house.
-Your couldn't help yourself anymore. You slip into little space. Curling up on the couch and crying out for your Dada, Mami, and Papi.
-Did they forget about you? Do they no love you no more?!
-Your cried so hard, you ended up falling asleep on the couch.
-At nearly midnight, the first door opens. The Judgement Day and holding all sorts of bags as they enter the home
-When they see you on the couch, they froze. Weren't you supposed to be home tomorrow?
-Mami dropped her bags and came up to you. Looking at your tried tear marks, her heartbroke
-The thought of their little coming home all alone to an empty house broke their hearts.
-Mami picked you up and brought you to bed with her. Holding you tightly as the boys got everything prepared for tomorrow.
-When you wake up the next day, you find that you're now in Mami's room. And next to you if Mami, cuddling you tight!
-"Well there's our sleepy little birthday baby." She said before giving you a kiss on the tip of your nose.
-Before you could react, she picks you up and carries you downstairs.
-There the whole house is decorated! Balloons, streamers, and Dada, Papi, and Dom are wearing party hats!
-They apologize for not being there when you got home last night, but they promise to make it up to you!
-That day, you get to do whatever you want!
-As you guys cuddle on the couch, they all pretty much refuse to let you go.
-And that's when you know that they missed you as much as you missed them
#age regression#the judgement day#sfw agere#imaginary caregivers#rhea ripley#wwe#damian priest#dominik mysterio#finn balor
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Boyfriend's Brother M.S. & C.S.
Bf!Chris x Gf!Fem!Reader x fwb!Matt
A/N: If you don't like the preadded name in my stories, you can either add your own name or not read it; it's up to you :)
Emmy's POV: it has been about a month, we hardly even remember what had happened a month ago although there is still some lingering tension from the situation i can tell. I had just finished my media class this afternoon and i promised Madi, jacob and Chris we would go the study area or place to hang out for a minute
Madi: hey lovely
Emmy; hi how was your last class
she asks as i sit down next to her on the lounging chairs
Madi: it was great
Jacob; whats up Em
Emmy; nothing much Jacob
she states as she sees Nick, Nicole and Matt a table a few feet away
Madi: do you want to go somewhere else
Emmy: no its fine in fact i am going to get more comfortable
Madi: huh
she replies quickly as Emmy gets up and sits on Chris' lap
Madi; oh okay i see
Matt's POV: this past month has been hell i dont understand why my friend group cant see that this ruined our group more than it would have if me and Emmy got together that day
Nicole; Matt.. what are you looking at
Matt: nothing its nothing
i say shaking it off as pay attention to the needy girl beside me
Nick: you guys want to go to a halloween party tonight for halloween
Matt; i mean why not
Nicole; yeah of course that would be fun
Matt: yeah...
Over with Emmy
Emmy's POV: attempting to even focus on the music homework i have to complete this degree i found myself still looking at Matt in the slightest
Madi: hey we can go somewhere else em its okay
she states noticing what she was looking at
Emmy: no no its fine
she says gripping Chrs' arm that were wrapped around her
Madi: hey guys theres this stupid party do yall want to go..
Jacob; that wouldnt be a bad idea considering its halloween
Chris: Em you want to
Emmy: yeah why not
we finished up studying at the hang out space and headed back to the dorm room as i head into my room to figure out what i was even going to wear for this party as Madi walked in
Madi: ughh i have no idea what i want to be
Emmy; im sure you will figure it out Madi ask Jacob
Madi: truee.. what are you going to be
Emmy: cheerleader because why not Matt and i said thats what we were going to be as friends before this happened so ig why not
Madi: does Chris know this
Emmy; of course he does i really didnt want to figure any thing else out honestly
i replied as i recieved a notifcation from ...
Madi; who was it from
Emmy: Matt
she sighs out setting the phone down looking down
Madi: you miss him dont you
Emmy: i mean yeah i do he's perfect honestly
Madi: yeah.. what about Chris
Emmy: i dont know
Madi: just listen to your heart love
she states as she leaves the room
i couldnt help but just sigh and bawl my eyes out
Emmy: why is this so diffcult for me ughh
Madi: Emmy b
she annouces coming back in the room
Madi: we are leaving in ten yeah
Emmy: okayy
she trails off getting up and putting her costume on thinking about her decision and what her heart wants. Her thoughts were interupted when
Chris; hey
he states coming in her room
Emmy: hi
Chris: you okay
he asks closing the door behind him
Emmy: yeah i need to talk to you
she states motioning for him to sit next to her
Emmy; Chris i-i like you i really do i just
she trails off
Emmy: but i cant deny what my heart wants
she trails off again almost in tears as he sighs at her response
Emmy; and i am sorry if i hurt you i just-
she gets interrupted by Chris kissing her forehead resting his forehead on hers and resting his hands on the sides of her face
Chris: its okay i get it i do
Emmy; what about you
she states worried grabbing his hands on the sides of her face giving him some assurance at her statement
Chris; hey i will be okay i promise
Emmy: ok
she answer as he kisses her forehead one more time getting up and leaving.
In Matt room
Matt; Nicole sit down i want to talk to you
Nicole: okay Matt
Matt: i dont want to be your boyfriend anymore okay
Nicole: Matt..
Matt; my heart is simply just somwhere else and i cant deny that
Nicole:....
Matt: and i am sorry if that hurts you but it is hurting me not telling you the truth im sorry
Nicole: okay.. Matt i guess this isnt meant to be umm
Matt; you will find someone that will treat you way better than i did i promise
Nicole; thanks Matt
Matt's POV: i confessed and broke up with Nicole and now
Emmy; Matt..
she exclaims opening the door
Matt: hi..
Emmy: hi..
Matt: so i dont even know why i came but um i wanted to let you know Nicole and i broke up uh
Emmy:....
Emmy's POV: matt just kept rambling on and on until i finally heard him say that one he broke up with Nicole and two that he wants to be with me. so i pull him in and kiss him
Matt: oh my god youre so pretty
Emmy: thank you
she states grabbing his hand and pulling him into the dorm room. we continued to make out all the way into the front room landing on the couch
Madi: MATT
Emmy: Shit..
She mumbles pulling away from matt
Matt: hi..
Emmy; Madi before you say anything he br-
Madi: are you together now or..
Emmy: i mean
Matt; yeah we are
Madi: holy shit i am so happy for you Em
she squeals coming over to hug them both
Madi: yay okay but for real get ready we have to take insta picss
Emmy: okay okay im going
she says getting up grabbing matt's hand taking him in her room closing the door behind her bringing matt once again to her lips. the make out for few before he starts trailing down her neck as she giggles at the sudden action
Emmy: matttt i have to get ready now
she states pushing him off of her walking into the bathroom putting on her costume
Matt: come on
he say flopping her nicely made bed as her sits there for a few sitting up as she walks back in the room in her cheerleader costume
Emmy; look now we match
Matt: you are hot
Emmy: yeah you told me that already lets go get up insta pics
she exclaims pushing him out the door
Madi: im taking photos Emmy Matt yall ready
Emmy; sure
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itzemmy: My Lover @mattsturniolo
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mattsturniolo: loml @itzemmy
and the night was perfect!
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Neuvillette - part 2 --------------------
coat, spare compass, hair clips, eyeliner and your bag. Shit you have your bag. The stress was high this morning. Rummaging around your house completely forgetting how you got ready with the same routine you had for the past 8 years. Why was today different? Theres been plenty of times where your schedule had been thrown off and you dealt with it like a badass.
"For god sake...my badge.." sighing to yourself, dropping the bag and running back upstairs for 'fontaine community helper badge.' Something youve been proud of since the day you got it. From Chevreuse herself. Just about to head out the door you stop once again. "My bag." You felt like punching yourself in the head.
Rushing through the city of fontaine, the day seemed quite pleasant today. Sure you were stressed, acting like the whole world was about to collapse, the whether was just unimaginably beautiful.
There had only been one time where you were in Neuvillettes Office. Months ago. With a huge group of people. What if this time is different. What if its just you and him? Like you care, he probably just wants a quick chat about yesterday. Finally making the destination, the huge blue pearl doors open with ease. Melusines protecting the perimeter of the entrance.
"Good morning guys" you smile to the cute elements. The melusine smiles back brightly, his pink fur shining from the reflection of the sun. He bows his head and accompanies you to the front desk, where you was met by another melusine.
The melusine at the front desk 'dena' greets you. "Ahh you're here because neuvillette requested you." Dena smiles, and writes your name down on the clipboard wedged up by a pencil case on the desk.
She gets up from her seat as she comes round. Her big eyes look up at you, glittering with happiness. "I will fetch monsieur neuvillette, he might take some time. Would you like to take a seat" she gestures towards the seating area just across from neuvillettes office door. "Thankyou miss." You smile.
Carefully taking a seat you rest your hand on your lap. How come you're suddenly sitting like youre the most formal person in the world. "Oh my, you're nervous?" A high pitched voice comes from the left of you.
You almost fell off the soft cushioned seat by the sudden voice. You chuckle awkwardly. Which was out of character. Massively. It was the melusine from outside the building.
"You scared me heh.." taking a deep exhale, calming your nerves. The melusine fails to hide his laugh. "Personally i dont think i look that intimidating." The melusine replies. You give a polite smile, glad to have a little company whilst you wait for neuvillette. Your eyes wander down towards the melusines uniform, his name card pinned to the top left of his shirt. "Rowan, thats a nice name, you look like a rowan." You jokingly say, pointing towards the miniscule pinned metal. He chuckles and fidgets with the namecard, tightening the grip on his uniform.
You feel a random palm on your shoulder. The same feeling from yesterday. That could only mean...
"You have made it. That could only mean you recieved my letter." A soothing tone comes from behind you. Your eyes dart to the slender hand on your shoulder. "Neuvillette.."
You both walk towards his office, as Rowan goes back on patrol outside. Dena holds the door for both you. "All thanks Dena, you are free to go have a break if you wish." Neuvillette suggests as he sends the melusine off.
We both watch as she skips joyful towards the exit of the office. The smile from neuvillette could be heard by a mile away. "I was worried the message wouldnt of been sent off in time. Luckily for us both, it was." He states, taking a slow pace towards the fancy cupboard on the right side of his office. You take a moment to look around, it looked pretty much the same, boring fancy glasses, books and tables. Nothing from the usual.
"Yeah...you had my whole schedule off board this morning." You lightly joke, offering yourself a seat on sofas to the other side of his office. He chuckles softly, grabbing a glass bottle from said cupboard. "You are good at handing situation, so i knew it wasnt too much of a bother. In some cases." Neuvillette takes the bottle and unscrews the lid. This little shit was about to have a drink at 10am in the morning. You wasnt having it.
"Didn't take you as a morning drinker, neuvillette." You ask with quite shock, eyeing up the bottle he had in his hand. It was too far away to read the label. He turns, his gaze on yours. "You're from monstatd arent you? Im assuming you know their water is one of the best.." his expression completely doe eyed and polite, per usual.
Your face drops, suddenly the boring fancy books on the shelves were more interesting to look at. Neuvillette makes his way towards the settee and takes a seat next to you. Placing the glass of water, that was in a wine glass by the way, on the dark oaked table. "Not a water lover I assume." His smile is small, and his eyes on you as he asks the question. Thats another thing that irritated you. His soft blue eyes. Making him look like hes innocent and noble.
You shake your head. "I wouldnt say i take my time to try and pick out uneccesery details." laying back on the sofa, keeping my eyes forward. A chuckle was heard from the right. You just knew that idiot was secretly mocking you, like you was dumb, young, not wise enough to understand. "Anyway, you needed me. For what?" You ask, turning your head to the side to look at him. Before speaking neuvillette takes a sip of his water, your eyes on his lips as he slowly savours the clear liquid. Eyes shut softly, head leant back slightly.
Its so elegant, the way he drinks. You take another 5 seconds to look at him before his eyes open again. Not wanting to get caught staring. Not like you was. Why would you do that? You didnt even like him anyway. Just because you both have the same views on melusines and fontains future. Didnt mean jack shit.
"Ah yes, from my intake on yesterdays incident, i assumed-" a long sigh leaves your lips as you interrupt neuvillette. "Im leaving if you're going to start lecturing me on this again." Said in a bratty attitude, you didnt actually mean for it to come out like that.
[Authors note: sorry for suddenly changing tenses. Its easier to write it this way :D enjoy the story ♡]
I could feel neuvillettes dagger eyes from here, he didnt appreciate that tone at all. With a slightly raised tone: "I assumed that you would be a good companion for this next court case." He firmly states. His eyes still peeled on mine. Looking away with shame, my eyes were glued to everywhere else but neuvillettes. "I-im sorry. I shouldn't of butted in." I may be a very straight forward person but ill be the first to take accountability if im in the wrong.
"And you will do everything in your power to make sure it doesn't happen again." Neuvillettes dark tone speaks. The way he said it sent shivers down my spine. Quick to humble me, he always was...
I quickly felt my face go a bright pink, i loved confrontation but receiving it was a completely different story. Neuvillettes tone lowers down, as he takes another sip of the crystal clear water.
I had completely made things awkward now. And feeling so bad about it aswell. He actually wants me to help. To believe in me. But why. Its a waste of time. "A court case..about what." I ask curiously. The vibe had settled down a little after my blip. "You can assist me with the evidence in todays trial against the treasure hoarders." Neuvillette informs. Handing me the glass he was just drinking out of. As if hes offering me something that i can just get from a tap. Without the extra 60,000 mora he probably paid for it.
"Oh yeah, sure ill help. Will chevreuse be on the case as well?" I ask, bringing the glass closer to my lips, i take a gulp of the water. "We could pay her a visit, she can reccomend any help shes willing to give."
I take a glance at his face, whys he giving me that look? Like im an idiot. Once again. Im going to kill this man...
"Did I say something wrong?" I curiously ask. He gives an elegant soft chuckle. "You're drinking the water wrong." This man puzzles me. Its not wine, its water.
Neuvillette leans in and places a hand around the glass of water that i was holding. He slowly brings the cup to my mouth and begins to carefully pour the water. "Open up...Its not about what you drink, its about how you drink it." His voice barely a whisper. Oh my god... why is this man feeding me water. What is he doing? Making my face go red on purpose. Why am i suddenly embarrassed.
His eyes glued to my lips as he watches the water flow through the creases of my lips. "Did that seem to taste any different than before?" He asks innocently, placing the glass back on the table. I cant say anything, im just wide eyed and silent. Neuvillette gives a small smile, "oh my.. your cheeks have gone rosey. Are you unwell?" I cant tell if hes joking or being serious. I cover my cheeks with the ends of my fingers. They felt warm to the touch.
"Maybe its the water you forced down my throat." I scowl slightly. Neuvillette chuckles and pulls a face as if to say 'of course she would reply with something like that.' He stands up and walks towards his desk, reaching a file from one of the drawers. "This is everything we need to know about the case so far, have a look. Then we shall set off." He informs. I take the file and begin to scan through the information.
The paperwork just explained pretty much everything that went on yesterday. "Theres so many details missing?" I announce, pointing towards the ink written words. Neuvillette nods and takes the file back. "Thats why its vital we talk to any witnesses. Including you and Navia. So we shall head there first." He announces, readjusting the collar of his blazer.
#neuvillette x reader#neuvillette x female reader#genshin impact#neuvillette smut#genshin smut#fancition
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XIKERS WHEN THEY FIND OUT THAT YECHAN IS DATING
• PAIRING — xikers x couple female reader (uses her a few times) and yechan
• GENRE — silly, unserious, mentions of tongue, just how the members would react
• WORD COUNT — 641
•AUTHOR'S NOTE — (request on wattpad) debating on if i should make a minjae version..
MASTERLIST!
MINJAE ☆
It was 3 in the morning when yechan knocked (banged) on the door
"Hyung, im no longer a single pringle." He'd say quickly but minjae was still half asleep
So yechan would have to repeat himself
I kid you not, minjae would sit up straight, looking dead into yechans eyes.. and bursted out laughing
"You-youre kidding! How could you get a dat- oh my god.." ♡
JUNMIN ☆
Yechan had brought you over to the dorm as junmin was in the kitchen
Since hes the "mom" of the group, we all know how he would act
Knocking on the door to give out some homemade (store bought) cookies
All nice and sweet until yechan leaves the room and you're all alone with junmin
*pulls out a book of yechan as a baby and all his embarrassing moments, showing you page for page* ♡
SUMIN ☆
sumin would give out the weirdest advice
"When you hug her make sure your hands are wet." "Why?" "So you'd have the excuse to hold her hand"
He says its from personal knowledge
When hes never had a date before
And long story short, his advice didnt work </3 ♡
JINSIK ☆
jinsik was shocked at first, but nevertheless is he happy for his little bro
Loves listening yechan rant about you with the most doe eyes, its so cute watching yechan fall in love
And if youre ever out together, and show the tiniest bit of pda, the amount of "aw's" jinsik would let out
A little teasing, whenever you're alone he'd tell you how much yechan likes you
And his heart would melt when you would let out the softest of giggles, your cheeks red
HYUNWOO ☆
"You're dating who now??" His over protective side comes out a little bit
Asks a lot of questions and if you're out on a date he wants to come with
Kinda like the "dad." If you do anything wrong you WILL see him in your room at midnight
But after learning that you're a sweetheart
He threatens yechan instead ♡
JUNGHOON ☆
"hyung im dating-" "i know." "What?! How did you know what i was going to sa-" "you wouldnt shut up about her."
They were roomates
Unlike jinsik, he wasnt intrigued with yechans yapping. More so grossed out
Had to tell him plenty of times that you liked yechan back. And he should just man up and tell you his feelings
But behind his sarcastic aurora, he was pretty proud ♡
SEEUN ☆
"YOU'RE DATING WHO NOW?!" his jealousy side comes out.. a lot a bit.
It felt like his whole world had stopped when he watched the two of you hold hands
He was supposed to hold his baby's, yechan's hands. With a big kiss on the cheek
"Stay away from him." He'd randomly grab yechan and hug him, and pouts at him when yechan wants to let go
"Dont worry, he's just like that." -yechan ♡
YUJUN ☆
That teasing smile when yechan tell him. Yechan was actually trying to avoid him
"Oh my god, do you use tongue?" "YUJUNN!!"
hes defo the type of guy that would wiggle his eyebrows whenever you two are together
"OMG YOU GUYS LOOK SO CUTEE!!" he'd shout from across the room, and everyone's eyes would shift to you, the two of you getting embarrassed
He would also defo take pictures of the two of you doing the usual pda, snickering like crazy ♡
HUNTER ☆
hunter isn't offended that yechans dating, his offended that he wasnt the first to know
"Why didnt you tell me?" He'd hit yechans shoulder
Hes really sweet towards you, that you see him as a brother
And so you always talk to him when you want to get something for yechan, but you dont know what
And he makes a deal. If he tells you what yechan likes, you have to give him your friends numbers ♡
#xikers#xikers fluff#xikers drabbles#xikers imagines#xikers fanfic#kpop#xikers fanfiction#xikers au#xikersau#minjae xikers#xikers minjae#xikers junmin#junmin xikers#xikers sumin#sumin xikers#xikers jinsik#jinsik xikers#xikers hyunwoo#hyunwoo xikers#junghoon xikers#xikers junghoon#xikers seeun#seeun xikers#xikers yujun#yujun xikers#xikers hunter#hunter xikers#yechan xikers#xikers yechan#spotify
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UHMMM in your guy's pinned it says your ok with asks sooooooo
You guys should totally hand over all of your Lightning headcanons :3
HIHIHI IM SO SORRY ITS BEEN LIKE 4 DAYS
hi this is roe quick interruption
thats all ty
ok so…. a magician cannot reveal all of their secrets so ive picked a Select amount of our favourites because obviously we need some surprises,…. its still a LOT though so dont worry i wouldnt dare cut you cheap on our headcanons
if you guys want us to make a separate post on a specific one going into detail of the Lore behind it or just like, more detail in general, dont be afraid to comment and your wish is my command
HERE WE GO!!!
- “HE IS A DUMBASS AND I HATE HATE HIM” (roes words, affectionate)
- he is a liar, sometimes good sometimes bad (only when he wants to) and doc sees through All of it
- he has a walkman he’s had since he was little, he broke the headphones once and mack bought him new ones
- we’ve mentioned it before but he has vision light sensitivity issues
look at him. he cant see SHIT
- he grew up in henderson, nevada, every time a race came to vegas he walked FOUR HOURS to see it from outside the track (he lived an hour and a half from some of the only family that would ever love him in radiator springs EL OH EL!)
- hes a natural redhead but harv thought having him bleach his hair blonde would get him more attention so he did it because harv knows best! sally made him stop when he tried to do it after his roots took over and she was like erm no ! thats destroying your hair and ur curls. and him, not knowing much about his hair was like yeah sure ok
- he has Freckles. So Many. sally tells him he has stars and constellations on his cheeks and hes just giggling and kicking his feet
- also mentioned before he has a lanyard with keys and keychains on it that he carries everywhere hanging out of his pocket
- he has. Horribly. vivid nightmares. so he doesnt sleep much and when he does its always restless
- being a racecar driver he has MASTERED the ability to climb out of windows. he uses this ability to not only cause doc grief (he sleeps across the hall and hears everything), but also to sneak out in the middle of the night when hes restless and prance around in the field like a deer to make himself so sickeningly exhausted he passes out as soon as he lays down
- lightning and sally dance sometimes at the wheel well, neither of them are too good and he wants to practice for her - doc catches him in the living room poorly dancing to rascal flatts and doesnt let him live it down the entire rest of the day
- lightning runs away when hes 15, after walking 4 hours to vegas for a piston cup race he wanted to watch and then deciding he never wanted to go home — there was nothing there for him anyways. he had everything from home he wanted, which included his walkman and thats basically it
- (adding onto above) mack found him at a truck stop somewhere on an interstate asking for either money or a ride somewhere, and as an older brother of 5 little sisters who are his worlds, he saw him and immediately thought . if that was one of my siblings i would never forgive myself. and boom he has a new little brother and boom lightning has an older brother
- he knows how to operate a transport truck courtesy of mack
- he loves stickers, he always has, his walkman and an assortment of his other things are decorated in stickers
- lightning didnt have any friends in his rookie year, so when he has mater, doc, sally, cal, and bobby, he makes little random collages out of magazines and newspapers to keep them as memories
- he loves country music and HATES taylor swift (bobbys fault, bobby is a swiftie)
- doc has sunglasses that lightning finds in his garage, BURIED in a box, they have “hudson” engraved into the arm and he immediately takes them for himself because sometimes its Too sunny (doc when its sunny, he’s out enjoying a beer on the porch and his annoying boyfail son comes outside and stands expectantly awaiting his sunglasses in which he forks over hesitantly)
- crocs or converse there is no in between
- autism.
- he pulls on the threads of his clothing when hes excited or nervous
- talks with his hands, very expressive and he also kicks the ground sometimes for no reason
- he was never taught how to ride a bike. doc is slowly writing down a list of reasons he can KILL 👹 lightnings parents for being HORRIBLE ‼️‼️‼️
THATS ALL FOR NOW…. with time you will learn more but I HOPE YOU LIKE THESE ONES!!!
#lightning mcqueen#cars 2006#cars fandom#cars fanart#doc hudson#sally carrera#mack cars#hes so fucking silly he needs to be STOPPED#the part where we call him boyfail IS HILARIOUS#like he is actually incredibly sucessful for his age#he just has boyfail energy#mack has 5 sisters trust me it makes sense#cars headcanons#memory’s headcanons#roe’s art
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GUESS WHO'S ON TIME (FOR ONCE) BABYYY
PART 11 YIPPEE
"issa pwobwem :("
"thats one small step for- bshhhh youre just squished"
"its the death particle"
"youre no longer an NPC"
"the program shoots out millions of neutrinos and when its your time... the simulation's over"
"THE VALLEY GIRLS???"
"if he didnt like you hed just,, squish your grandpa"
"youre not gettin any bed tonight."
"yeah we go through 'em [dogs] really quick,,,"
"i went walking with my dog one morning.. well. previous dog."
"ssssssswear word."
okokok this next whole part is fucking wild alright
ok so i told disc about this but. essentially about half way through the period he gets a two second phone call, he says "alright cool" and hangs up. we ask him what its about, he says dont worry about it. and, like a guy who says not to worry, he fucking bolts into the chemical room, we hear shit falling over, crashes, banging, he comes back in, continues the lesson like normal
at some point hes like "alright, so-" and fucking walks out the door. he congregates with the other science teachers. he walks back in the room, takes shit from the corners, throws em around the place
we're all fucking losing our damn minds at this point. because who wouldnt be.
then, after a good. 10 minutes of this. the damn FIRE MARSHALL WALKS IN THE DOOR
and we're like???? dude???? why tf didnt you just tell us????
and they go straight to the chemical room and, ok for context we're not allowed to have food or drinks on our desks bc. science room. but like five kids have their water bottles. so as fucking soon as they close the door behind them, we immediately form a student water bottle brigade and toss them on the counter, where theyre supposed to be, and go back to looking like nothing happened as they walk back in
dude it was fucking wild and so damn funny oml
anyways more quotes
(in response to what he's asking for for christmas) "ammunition. to keep students away."
him: "a chimp is strong enough to rip your arms off."
student: "prove it"
him: "PROVE IT??? oh yeah like im gonna slather myself in peanut butter and jump into a chimp enclosure. (there was also smth abt a banana but i missed it :/)"
"cmon wheeler. thats saaaaad."
"got any acid for me grandpa?"
:)
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13
#quoth the physics professor#geoderambles#finally a GOOD FUCKING PULL FOR ONCE#smh#also uhm.#for context abt the chimp one.#he was opening up safari to look for a picture of smth and he just had a fucking picture of a chimp with alopecia pulled up#yknow#like one does#and then he starts fucking talking abt the fucking tyson v paul fight bc apparently one of them at some point wanted to punch a chimp#dunno how the fucking alopecia plays a part but#ok#ALSO OMG EDIT:#SO YKNOW HOW WE'VE BEEN DOING THE WAVE#AND THE ONE KID MOOS AT THE PROFESSOR#WELL WE'VE COMBINED THE TWO#NOW WE DO A MOO WAVE#WHERE WE TAKE TURNS MOOING IN A PATTERN#LMAOOO
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okay so i’m kind of freaking out because ur vegan too?? (i was creepin on ur page looools) reservoir dogs x vegan reader if you can ahhhh <33 love your work
NOOOO fellow slutty tarantino vegan ily
wow i cant believe i wrote something thank u for the idea ♥️ i hope you're keeping well gorgeous!!!!!!! :)
RESERVOIR DOGS X VEGAN!READER PREFERENCE
brown:
is actually very receptive
probably the most out of all of them lbr
asks 100 questions about why you decided to go vegan
BUT NOT IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
he's actually super interested
will watch a documentary like dominion and have a breakdown
even if it doesn't sway him (which it SHOULD!!!!!) he will never eat anything non-vegan near you ever again
lectures the other dogs about it
probably gets into an argument with pink when HE refuses to comply with the no non-vegan food near you rule
larry has to intervene
brown cries and admires you for how much you care
he probably ends up going vegan himself especially if california has a good range of food options
white:
incredibly interested in the philosophical/ethical reasons behind it and is willing to sit and listen for as long as you want to talk about it
understands too
will question it but not in a fun debatey way or a mean way. he just wants to learn more
i'm sorry but my guy is a romantic to his fucking bones and he will buy vegan cookbooks and learn to make all your favourite foods
will cook you a 3 course fancy vegan meal from scratch, candlelit dinner and vegan cheesecake for dessert
if he's in a committed relationship with you i could see him going fully vegan
blonde:
sorry honey but i dont think he'll do it ://
which is why i hate him but i love him to death
i mean come on hes a nutjob. BUT. god as my witness if you go out for food and there's nothing you can have you bet he'll get real mad on your behalf because his baby needs a nice dinner
he can admire you for caring that much
but let's face it he couldn't give a fuck about where his food comes from and if anyone suffered for it whether its an animal or a human
he wont argue with you for being vegan but he doesn't really care that you are
orange:
will, like brown, have a breakdown after seeing a documentary
but you'll have a difficult time getting him to watch one
he's a head in the sand kinda guy he doesn't wanna confront what he contributes to
i think freddy would go vegan ill be honest, we've seen how much of a softie he is in the movie are you telling me he wouldnt combust if he got to cuddle a baby pig????
buys himself a vegan leather jacket to wear instead
he'd be embarrassed to tell people about being a dirty vegan because he's scared of being thought of as less of a man
cue a lecture from brown about how that's silly and he shouldn't worry
the kind of man to really enjoy a trip to an animal sanctuary
pink:
oh no
no no no no no
nope
he's a dick
there's just nothing to explain here
will NOT have it
doesnt care, doesnt care that he doesnt care. if hes not tipping his waitress he's not bothered about animals
he has a speech prepared for any time it's brought up that makes you want to punch him
i love mr pink he's one of my favourites but my god i'm sorry about this guys
this is literally him if you convince him to try a vegan burger:
eddie:
he'll still eat non vegan stuff in front of you
but sometimes he'll order something plant based and feel really good about himself
hes a little dumb we know that
but he means the best and doesnt realise or even consider if it bothers you, not because hes a dick but because, and lets all say it together, he is STUPID
yeah he doesn't really understand it he's kinda ignorant
thinks that if everyone went vegan cows would take over the world and it would be an apocalypse
if you gave him fake meat and didn't tell him, he wouldn't tell the difference and it's kinda sweet to watch
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