#dont ask me why i dont know
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This is for my graphic design class?? I promise the half tones look better printed
#the premise is that mlb is set in the 1940's and it the battle of hawkmoth instead of ww2 also phones exist but like not other technology#dont ask me why i dont know#so this is in universe propaganda for ladybug and chat noir#miraculous#miraculous fanart#my art#myart
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top three favourite numbers 0-100 go!
aaaaaa auh okay uh 15, 16, and 25
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#dont ask me why i dont know#dont judge me its 1 am#Actually 3am this time#i dont know why#ajr#d#Youtube
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i have decided. im going to watch human centipede.
#dont ask me why i dont know#actually i do know#its bc of the video red flags by tom cardy#i wanna see how long i last
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concept im weirdly intense about:
romantic pairing whose noses fit together
#big nose bridge fits in the small nose bridge connecting them perfectly#DONT ASK ME WHY I DONT KNOW#i just like things that fit together#and noses are the prettiest things about faces#so#IDK OKAY I KNOW ITS STRANGE BUT I LIKE IT
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I already know my Spotify wrapped is going to be stupid this year because this past month I've been listening to queen of pain on loop for hours every single day
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Constantine honest to god thought a child had just been struck by lightning and died by his side
#I WANTED TO DRAW MY TOP THREE DC BOYS INTERACTING SOMEHOW#dont ask me why bruce is standing in the rain waiting for the bus. Something happened. Jason took the batmobile I dont know#anyways neither of them remembered to bring an umbrella. billy to the rescue#DC#my art#shazam#billy batson#batman#bruce wayne#constantine#john constantine#fanart
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They really did the Hallmark Christmas Movie poster thing where one of them is in green and the other one is in red
What if I just killed myself ?
#when will they stop?#when will they let me live in peace?#i dont know how much more of this i can take#dan and phil#daniel howell#dan howell#phil lester#danisnotonfire#amazingphil#dan and phil and a tiny horse#phan#(dont ask why this was the first thing I thought of)
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after jasons death bruce "accidentally" slips harvey a crowbar while hes in arkham and kisses his cheek and says, voice soft and colder than ice, "make him hurt for me honey"
it takes 6 guards to sedate and drag two face off the joker the next time two face sees him and for the rest of their lives as soon as harvey sees the joker he goes after him like a rabid dog.
#harvey voice: you know why im not killing you jokes? cause you can only die once and i want to hurt you so much more than i want to kill you#jason was harveys baby too after all#spent my entire boring work meeting thinking about how robin!jason bruharvey would end in the joker dying no matter what bc of two face#this is all bruciemilfs fault btw. theyve been making me insane about bruharvey#bruce wayne#harvey dent#two face#also bruce doesnt tell harvey to kill or not kill the joker bc he cant request someones death#but he also cant make himself ask for his sons murderer to be spared#i dont think any version of bruce would be comfortable with openly planning someones death let alone actually doing it#but after jasons death he gets so cold and numb to everything that he just turns away from it#he knows hes being too violent.knows hes hurting people too much but the only time hes not remembering how small jasons body was in his arms#is when his blood is roaring in his ears during a fight. maybe if he becomes the worst monster in gothams shadows#no more little boys will go cold and silent. no more fathers will stand in the doorway of rooms that will never be full again
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pick your battles
#my art#my stuff#art#comic#original art#pride 2024#pride month#trans allegory..... or not even allegory. just trans .... ^_^#i technically cannot come out yet but i don't think the people who i need to not see this stalk my tumblr#i know they stalk everything else like my twitter and my instagram but this might be safe#so fuck it we yap. this is a comic about picking your battles#this is a comic about how for almost a year now everyone at home in singapore has been crying about my sore throat#my terrible fucked up voice. my you know. etc#i came out as not cis and using they/them pronouns in 2015 when i was 14#but no one ever used my pronouns. none of my classmates or friends even up until i left for college in 2020#from 2020 onwards every year i wrote an angry vulnreable essay about how much it hurts that they dont remember#and people would dm me apologizing on their hands and knees and commending my bravery#and then forget about it all over again. id ont mean 'they misgender me and then catch it and apologize and correct themselves'#i mean they dont even get that far#and so you might ask yourself: why have you kept them around all this time?#and i would have to explain that by pure bad luck i grew up in the most conservative close minded community#that all of my ex classmates that stayed in singapore are cishet and upper middle class and chinese singaporean#that i Am the trans person. that they were able to ignore me for a decade partially because there was no one else#so this is a comic about how there is dignity and grace in staying in the closet sometimes#about how not everyone deserves to see you at your happiest. about how some people can go fuck themselves#you know your truth and THATS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS!!! YEAH!!! i love you
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this image came to me so vividly while watching misfits and magic s2e1
#dont ask me about her setup i know nothing#k tanaka#dream tanaka#misfits and magic#misfits & magic#dimension 20#d20 fanart#she's working on the dining table in the camper which was not build to fit with a gamer chair. thats why it's so unhealthily low ok.#i didn't accidentally draw it too low and then get too lazy to fix it
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Reverse trope
where instead of the Bats forgetting that they’re adopted (something actual adoptees do on occasion and is hilarious) they forget that some of them *cough Damian cough* aren’t
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Jason in the heat of a probably ridiculous argument: Yeah well YOU’RE adopted!
Tim just as invested in said argument: So are YOU! We all are!
Damian who had previously been quietly watching this unfold while he drank his tea: Actually I’m not
Tim and Jason who didn’t realize he was there but are already DoneTM: …… Damian continuing to sip his tea entirely unbothered: :)
Damian: Because I’m not an orphan-
Jason: ok, yoU KNOW WHAT-
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or like in their group texts (that we know they have thanks to Nightwing (2016) #79)
*Steph changed the group chat name to “Bruce Wayne’s Personal Orpanage”*
Jason: Really?
Steph: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Steph: It’s the truth Damian: Both my parents are very much alive
Steph: Shhh you don’t count
Cass: Mine too Duke: Technically so are mine
Barbara: I still have a dad so there’s that
Steph: YOU GUYS ARE RUINING THE JOKE
Tim: Stephanie aren’t BOTH of your parents alive???
Steph: KNOW WHAT? FINE
*Steph changed the group chat name to “The Technicality Police”*
Tim: well that’s more accurate at least
Steph: :)
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Damian in his 10th argument with Tim of the day: That’s- this is-
Tim in full Antagonizing Big Brother mode: I’m listening
Damian -a Gen Z and best friend to Jon Kent- extremely frustrated: This is such Motherless behavior!
Tim taken aback: [voice cracking] W-what-?
Damian who didn’t mean to say that but doubling down anyway because his bloodline doesn’t believe in admitting mistakes: THIS! This is such Motherless behavior!
The rest of the family who is also motherless: :O
Cass whose been spending way too much time with Meme Queen Stephanie Brown and not involved in the argument but finding it entertaining regardless: [nodding along seriously] Facts
Tim: [visibly betrayed] CASS WHAT-
A video copy of the interaction gets sent out anonymously to the entire family. Barbara is the prime suspect but there is no proof as of yet (and they will never find any)
Steph, Cass, and Duke continue to respond “Motherless behavior” everytime one of the bats does something they deem questionable/insane. It is said often
It only stops when one night in the middle of patrol. Batman is in full Dark Knight mode (possibly in the middle of threatening someone) and descends from the ceiling into the middle of a warehouse drug deal, dark cape billowing out behind him-
and Steph just automatically whispers “Motherless behavior” forgetting her com was still very much on
She immediately realizes what she said and frantically apologizes but it’s too late.
Bruce just- Blue Screens. Completely stunned into silence
Dick -who was unfortunate enough to be the one teamed up with Batman tonight- is fighting for his life to choke back his laughter
Jason doesn’t even try to stop his and has collapsed to his knees from lack of air from how hard he’s laughing. Cass try’s half heartedly patting his back to help to no avail
The criminals are terrified into surrender from The Red Hood just laughing hysterically at seemingly nothing while Batman just Stands There
Damian ends up being the only one still functioning enough to continue arresting everyone, though he is privately amused and strangely proud
Tim and Barbara have saved both the com recordings and cowl footage to at least three different servers and sent it to absolutely everyone before Batman even recovers
Duke finds out second hand the next morning and is furious he missed the chance to see it in person. He declares he is moving to the nightshift so it doesn’t happen again. (He is all talk and goes to bed by 9 pm)
Bruce bans the phrase for life and promises swift and server punishment to anyone who dares to use it again
#Like it’d be so funny#Imagine them on mothers day#Damian at unnecessary volumes: I AM LEAVING TO GO TO VISIT MY MOTHER NOW#Damian: WHERE SHE LIVES.#His brothers on their way to the cemetery or smth: ._.#Damian still going regardless: BECAUSE SHE IS ALIVE#I just know Damian “Certified Mama’s Boy” Wayne would be such a menace about it#And Duke Babs Steph and Cass would so help fan the flames#batfam#dc comics#fanfiction#headcanon#chat fic#Can you tell I read them often#And yes adoptees forget they’re adopted#I have a friend who has on multiple occasions started to tell me about something that “ran in the family”/something in her family history#Before she’ll remember she’s not actually blood related#someone has probably already done this#But I still thinks it’s very funny#No I don’t think Jon would say motherless behavior to someone#But I do think he’d know the phrase and teach Damian#I just imagine he educates him on all the Gen Z lingo don’t ask why#crack post#100% a joke dont take it seriously
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unable to stop saying “what the scallop” lately
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*kills it* *kills it again* *kills it again* *kills it again* *kills it aga
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Lamb: This is the new mascot, Narinder. Make sure to feed it 4 times a day it just escaped an eternal prison
Follower: Yes, of course great leader!
Lamb: And if it dissents, just give it snacks and a pat. It'll calm down
Follower: Oooh! So like a pet cat?
Lamb: Exactly.
Narinder: INSOLENT LAMB. I AM STILL HERE.
#art#fanart#drawing#cotl#cult of the lamb#cotl narinder#dont ask why pet cats exist and follower cats exist at the same time just accept jt#my glasses broke after while i was in the middle of drawing this i taped my glasses together just to finish it 🙃#it hurt my nose like hell#the things i do for art#not ship art#narinder is like the lambs pet cat#u know how u treat ur cat thats exactly how the lamb treats narinder#because the lamb is just an extension of me in this
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Who here fw what ever this is
#ticci toby#creepypasta#toby rogers#rogers family#ticci toby fanart#connie rogers#frank rogers#lyra rogers#dont ask me why i drew dis ion know#My lady My lady My lady My lady My lady My lady My lady My lady My lady My lady My lady My lady#i didnt try on the hands either fuck frank drawing him is a nightmare
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wear headphones :)
Transcript:
As much as I'd love to witness more of your prowess, I'd very much like to have that body of yours.
Is that a strap-on?
Machine, I'll cover you in more than blood.
Fuck. *exhale* Shit. Fuck-God! mmmm-ohohoho. fuck. fuck. h-Harder, Machine. Mph! *whimper* Hah... Come on!
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Sorry for this. I promise this is the worst thing I'll ever post. Unless he somehow manages to do something worse.
I can't really provide the audio sources in a neat way because this is 6 clips stuck together.
#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#gabv1el#WEAR HEADPHONES. PLEASE. PLS. SAVE YOURSELVES.#suggestive#<- if i use a 'stronger' tag than that im 99% sure the post gets shadowbanned from showing up in the tags?#never ask me for anything ever again.#why did he say any of this#i dont know.#surely this will make people unfollow#or will it do the opposite#at this point. i have no idea#animals. all of you. ANIMALS. its ok im one too. we're in hell (together)#i didnt make the gif im sorry all i know is that its from twitter#yeah sorry for the recycled audio. i only have the 2 whimper clips...... so far.#but the actual talking parts are all new#i want to see that angel obliterated. send tweet.#smiles. evilly.#i dont know about you guys but im normal#anyway#if he somehow ever finds out about this blog im krilling all of u............. pls............#he cant know we are farming clips#(mostly joking) but yeah id prefer if this didnt spread past tumblr pls omg#we are past 700 followers now. idk what to say other than. wow.#ok surely no one is reading to this point. bottom gabe real. canon. true. thanks.#lets never speak of this again
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