#done deal

[90frogsinatrenchcoat]

Why are people assholes over things like Covid. Like.

You can't tell me what IS or ISNT happening where I live. Where I live, I'm serious, people don't get Covid anymore. We've all already had it. There hasn't been a Covid case in my county in weeks because we've built up immunity. It's only a pandemic if it's unheard-of and untreatable. This is like saying the flu is still a pandemic. Deadly diseases happen all the time. All you can do is get vaccinated (if you can do that healthily) and protect vulnerable groups. And that is the same set of rules as every single deadly disease ever.

[jerseydeanne]

[personalized-plates]

DUN DEAL

[gayrudeboys]

being single sucks cos now i’m back to the sexuality crisis

[oatmilktruther]

if you’re not reading done deal, and au where ed is a sexy glassblower, i offer the friendly advice that: you should. in the meantime here is big sweater ed from ch 8

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41622981/chapters/104403249

[draculas-tits]

the thing about the cybertruck being marketed towards people who are afraid theyll get shot driving through a city is that no other vehicle on the market psychologically invites violence and bullets as strongly as the cybertruck does. you see a cybertruck and you wanna empty an m16 into it

[wizard-mp4]

Another day another blend

[ingoodtastedenver]

It's a Done Deal

I’ve kown Chef Troy Guard a long time. I’ve watched, and written about, his carefully-conceived concepts that regularly improve the Colorado dining scene. I’ve been impressed by how he has managed to juggle the variety of restaurants, imparting his passions into each one. And I’ve seen him gracefully deal with restaurants that didn’t work out, learn from them, and move on, fearlessly. 2024 will…

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

"You and me, Ethan. Together we go save Rose, and then we can grind Miranda into paste!"

[jojo-the-dogg0]

[thebaldursmouthgazette]

I’m sure Dumat being defeated the same year andraste was born means nothing

I’m sure this has nothing to do with the fact that andrastes mother was part of a tribe who helped the grey wardens fight and defeat dumat the same year she was born, meaning that she could have been a fetus affected by the taint in the proximity of a dying arch demon

And the fact that nobody knows which grey warden killed dumat, as seven wardens died from injuries from his death throes, and therefore we cannot actually identify a warden who absorbed his soul, means nothing

And I’m sure it is a complete coincidence that andraste had dreams and visions of the being later referred to as the maker her whole life, and behaved strangely, talking about hearing lost voices and seeing strange auras. That absolutely doesn’t sound like anyone else we know

[reds-skull]

My mom named one of the street cats she feeds Tommy, so I thought to myself, "what if..."

[time-woods]

local bug experiences sensory feelings that arent hostile and has no clue how to act

[transgendercastiel]

[vaxxman]

Could I request Medic having The Mom Grip on Scout’s shoulder after the speedy moron almost let a mercenary secret slip while they weee getting groceries?

Three Europeans and two Americans walk into a grocery store in New Mexico.

I hope this is the right meme.

More silliness below.

This comic is the antithesis of the "wtf is a kilometre" joke.

The faces they make when they can't quite identify the type of brown bread in the bread aisle.

You don't know how [insert nationality here] you are until you go overseas and things are different.

Spy obviously has no problems with pretending to know how much a gallon of milk is, he just peeks into his conversion chart notes, pretending it's his shopping list.

I want to think Heavy is completely fine with having to readjust to a new unit system, he just eyeballs most practical things anyways by holding them up and mumbling about how they approximately weigh like a chicken or his kettle bell etc. He's always been living in practical ignorant bliss.

Medic has a peer reviewed meltdown the first time he realises there's no uniformity in "a cup of ____" because every object has different densities. He's diligent about memorising the conversion rates for ounces, pounds, the most common things etc., and recovers ok. He goes through the same stages of grief rage when he finds out about distances and lengths.

Just remember four inches are 10.16 cm and pray no one asks you to specify anything bigger than inches.

Everyone does a mental victory lap when they manage to guess how much Celsius the weather is because they keep forgetting it's Celsius*5/9+32=Fahrenheit, Engineer reminds them patiently.

The true victories are the correct temperature guesses we've made along the way.

One time, a friend asked me if I actually knew how much a tablespoon of flour was in gramms to convince me that metric users also make use of volume based units without thinking about them. But little did she know a heaped spoonful of 405 flour is about 15g and a level tablespoon is 10g.

They claim Oolong just tastes better when it's boiled to 80°C exactly with a Bunsen burner.

You only asked for one scene but somehow I came up with a bunch of other things. This post was drawn across 2 months so the artstyle is all over the place. Thanks for your ask!

[susanjames]

Succession Riding Coat Tails for Desire Fulfillment (Susan James)

Succession Riding Coat Tails for Desire Fulfillment (Susan James) Page Six (of course I read Page Six!) Posted an article about Alan Ruck of ‘Succession’ mentioning how he had ridden on the coat tails of his actor wife Mirelle Enos which contributed to his second act of a career. ‘Riding on Coat Tails’ is a great phrase. Many of us ride, have ridden on the coattails of others. It may have been…