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this is it then.

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

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No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

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countertops are not made for short people. i was kneading a dough for christmas baking and now my shoulders hurt

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wow

That interviewer is so real cause if I did a few minutes of research on a duo I was interviewing, saw this, and then was told not to mention that they’re a couple I would also be confused to the point of talking about it on public radio

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phil trying to pronounce raw dogging and dan asking him what he loves… we all need to know much less about each other.

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Best RPF Ship - FINAL!

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Best RPF Ship - FINAL!

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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

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preshow question: my best friend and i go to japan in march- dan: gayyyyy

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fuck yeah

i, personally, love to straddle that fine line between “fandom blog” and “record of complete psychological breakdown”

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danandphilgames is the perfect couples channel actually because you get to watch them be silly and cute with each other while not exploiting their relationship. you also get psychological damage every five seconds

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so shocked. absolutely flabbergasted by this information

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I have never been more attracted to the personification of death IN MY LIFE.

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Dan and Phil completely abandoning the polycule plans for Dalien as soon as he found a dan-coded love interest and then forcing the goth girl to third wheel their gay endeavors is the most Dan and Phil thing they've ever done

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the reason why dnp understand their audience so well is that phil is so gay he was writing gay vampire werewolf buffy fic as a teen and dan is such a nerd he was emailing the lost wiki editors so much about mistakes in the wiki that they eventually asked him to be an editor

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so incredibly devastated that dnp spent years going, "We are NOT a duo,," only for Phil Lester to eventually go up on stage for a rarely begotten solo award and say actually, we ARE danandphil and I will not accept this award without my partner