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Phil Lester from Dan and Phil would get banned from r/danandphil for reblogging the RPF tournament poll, since that is literally condoning RPF. Yikes!

(submitted by @phalangenibbler572)

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I just did the funniest think fucking ever

What should I put on this site?

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DAN DOESNT HAVE HIS FUCK ASS FADE AGAIN LONG LIVE THE DULLET

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twin badges for your phweekend needs.

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i love how we as phannies are always saying "dan relax no one is gonna take phil from you" but then are also collectively like "dan howell can you fight" anytime phil exists.

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love them acting like tumblr is being freaky for seeing that pic as a thirst trap like sir ur fly is literally down

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dan warm undertone phil cool undertone! I kinda knew this but it's really obvious here

Dan might be slightly olive toned too. this would explain why phil looks so good in Dan's black clothes and Dan looks so nice in white and in colour particularly red

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parallel between phil getting bright pink when sister daniel flicks his devil horns in the baking video and dan blushing when phil asks him if he dreams about him and presses about it

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my son who is gay and three apples tall on his first day of school.

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dan saying you think that is a thirst trap of phil? implies he's seen more. like this is just disheveled phil to him? okay. don't brag, it's unbecoming 🙄

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phil tweet

21/2/25

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what if i died :')

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what the hell, sure

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Us always: omg they're dropping hints...they're evil masterminds...what does this all mean

Dnp: when the hell did we say this thing

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“what is dan and phil 2.0? did i say that was happening? i can’t remember saying that was happening” dan and phil are lying liars who lie no WAY they forgot about the dan and phil 2.0 they are lying

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watching dan and phil is embarrassing sometimes like why am i watching 25 minutes of two british dudes Having a crush on each other featuring some shitty gameplay and a sketchy app they're promoting