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reality-detective 4 months ago
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Candace Owens broke the internet by claiming that Zionist are not the original Jews but are actually demon worshipers. 馃構
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c0ntr0l-c0re-angel 3 months ago
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this is how some of y'all be up in here drawing rhys and don't lie and say I'm wrong
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creds to co-owner and bestest homie @/doglintime thanks I wish I didn't have eyes
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olympiantea 2 months ago
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Spotted: Beauty's daughter walking hand in hand with none other than the charming Prince Paris along the lush green banks of the Eurotas.
Menelaus has gone away to Crete to say goodbye to his dear departed grandfather. What a perfect opportunity for Helen to play. I hear her foreign guest has been kept very entertained.
I suppose it isn't all her fault. Her sweet husband did ask Helen to charm their guest and keep him company while Menelaus was away.
Forget Menelaus.
What would the people think knowing that their sweet natured golden Queen Helen has been playing hide and seek with a Trojan?
Goddess?
Queen?
Princess?
More like whore.
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meironie 1 month ago
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What if the only way for Vi to heal is to not be around Caitlyn!
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This might get me in trouble, but please bear with me.
(Also, English is my third language.)
I know we all want the ship to work, and it would be amazing if it did! But if the rumors are true, and the show was originally supposed to be much longer before it was cut short,
Then the logical thing would be for them to go their separate ways鈥攁t least for now鈥攁nd maybe reconnect later when the timing is better.
I agree that love is important, and it can help them and everyone else heal, but grief is a much longer process. Maybe they need time to find themselves apart from each other.
Or maybe... they鈥檒l have to face each other one last time.
Honestly, I feel like it would be more realistic to go with the first choice.
But alas I think I will wait for the last act
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jalenay 1 year ago
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Don't Shoot the Messenger: Novella
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Despite how it might seem, being a messenger for the feared sea-demon pirate, Admiral Satrasi, infamous far and wide for having an entire fleet of raiding vessels who answer to him alone, is a relatively safe job. After all, no one knowingly crosses the Admiral. Right? The most recent captain looking to join his fleet hasn鈥檛 gotten that bulletin yet. He's going to find exactly what happens when someone interferes with the Admiral's favorite messenger.
My debut novella, Don't Shoot the Messenger, is officially available!
If you like supernatural romances between confident heroines and demon pirates with a healthy dose of jerk-gets-what's-coming-to-him, then please check it out!
Amazon: eBook and Paperback. It's also available through kindleunlimited!
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dostoyevsky-official 2 months ago
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people are extremely upset that their candidate will continue a genocide and that their vote in many states is meaningless, and therefore in those states is a sign of assent to genocide. they are also upset when confronted with this, that they have collective responsibility for society, and therefore for a genocide. moreover they are so upset that they will send frankly racist screeds in an online environment where they can easily turn away. none of this is my fault, sorry!
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moonshine-nightlight 1 year ago
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Pre-order: Don't Shoot the Messenger
My novella, Don't Shoot the Messenger, is now available for eBook pre-order on Amazon!
Print to come!
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Despite how it might seem, being a messenger for the feared sea-demon pirate, Admiral Satrasi, infamous far and wide for having an entire fleet of raiding vessels who answer to him alone, is a relatively safe job. After all, no one knowingly crosses the Admiral. Right? The most recent captain looking to join his fleet hasn鈥檛 gotten that bulletin yet. He's going to find exactly what happens when someone interferes with the Admiral's favorite messenger.
UPDATE! It's officially out now!
Amazon: eBook and Paperback. It's also available through kindleunlimited!
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bethanysac 2 months ago
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Everybody mad at me for calling Ukitake Shunsui's husband. It's not my fault Shonen mangakas are such Fudanshis. Take it up with them
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mediapiays 4 months ago
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It's funny that so many people though kth was the final weapon, the harry styles of BTS and now it's turned out the only thing they have in common is a lacking hairline
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fortheloveoflatinum 1 year ago
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Rating Star Trek Shows by Re-Watch Value
Star Trek: Picard - 2 馃専's because I've watched about as many episodes, let alone the rewatch. I feel that this Trek, like DS9, is one I'm just not ready for yet. I will watch it! One day....
Star Trek: Enterprise - 4 馃専's - Can be forgettable and unremarkable at times. Maybe because I haven't rewatched it. Ever. Once was enough.
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds - 5.5 馃専's - Let's just say seeing {SPOILER} die once was enough. Some episodes were gems and others....
Star Trek: Discovery - 6.5 馃専's - It's too soon to say but I have indeed rewatched one episode at least three times. It's one of my favorite Treks but rewatch value is relatively low compared to the classic Treks.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - 7 馃専's - If I've said it once, I'll say it again. "It's trash, but it's Trek trash." It's not as wholesome as some other Treks, but it's beautiful and it's still everything Starfleet stands for and it pushes boundaries and it's funny because it's relatable.
Star Trek: TOS - 8 馃専's - Eminently rewatchable. History was made. Classic episodes are like old friends. Some duds, horrible CGI, but we can forgive it because it's Trek.
Star Trek: Voyager - 8.5 馃専's - My first Trek, and yes I have watched every episode at least ten times. Don't shoot the messenger, but if you are going to, phasers to stun, my friends!
Star Trek: DS9 - 9 馃専's - There's a reason it's always on repeat, and that's because it's that grunge Trek you didn't know you wanted and needed in your life until you watched it, at which it became the grunge Trek you couldn't get enough of.
Star Trek: TNG - 10 馃専's - Endlessly rewatchable. Not every episode is a classic, but I can binge watch the adventures of Captain Jean-Luc Picard and his diverse, strong, brave crew on repeat from now until the 24th century. Hypothetically speaking, ahem if I didn't have an 'appointment' in Samara in about fifty-odd years. If I had to watch one show for the rest of my life.... It just might be this one.
Disclaimer: Expressed Opinions are My Own.
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athousandgoldenstars 5 months ago
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idk if someone did this already but i just had to
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incorrectthots 8 months ago
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My bitch really said "well I wanna play playoff hockey" and finally gets to and it's against his og team 馃拃
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olympiantea 3 months ago
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Have you met Paris?
A little birdie tells me that he's going to solve Zeus' lil situation. It seems that his local shepherds all believe him to be good man. He believes in truth and making fair decisions. He isn't one to fall for bribery.
Of course.... he's never had to choose between three goddesses before, has he?
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alinedreams 1 day ago
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neopetsadoptorabandon is currently running the roster of cloud pets and i feel i'll have to defend my absolute fave from the wrath of all the loading jubjub haters
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marshmallowdoritos 9 months ago
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I saw this either in a sudden vision or a daydream, but it feels important and funny yet positive for this chaotic world:
STOP HATING AND START EDGING MORE
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violetmuses 2 months ago
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Don't fight me. 馃憖
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