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benevolentgodloki · 1 year

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Quill says his blowjob, handjob, and topping skills are a 20 on a scale of 1–10 (1 being dog shit, 10 being out of this world good). Care to corroborate the claim?

"His claim is as non-existent as the number is on that scale, given that I have experienced none of them. He's welcome to beg to do the ones involving a 'job'."

#don't say that Loki #Quill will just rock up and ask to give you a topjob #Loki answers anons #stxrlxrds

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mobius-m-mobius · 1 year

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Mobius, I know you’re trying to help me, but we should be dealing with the bigger problem here. He Who Remains.

#mobius #loki #lokius #mcuedit #marveledit #lokiedit #loki spoilers #them crammed in the corner only to pan across a whole damn mile of empty space to that poor employee took me OUT 💀🤣#and loki trying to move even closer!!!#no matter which timeline they'll never learn personal space i'm sure of it 🙏💖#and fr their chemistry... god i'd watch them go back and forth on a topic of choice over literally any other media in existence #also i'm so obsessed w/ the way owen says 'horrible' PLEASE don't ask how many times i've replayed the clip .___.#owen wilson #marvel #owenwilsonedit #dianagifs

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softiedingo · 10 months

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Mobius and his chaotic puppy God.

But don't worry, he doesn't bite.

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alicerovai · 1 year

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D A M N I T

“…hi”

#say something better than lokius #it doesn’t exist #sorry i don't make the rules #loki #lokius #marvel #loki series

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ifisawyoueverydayforeverwill · 10 months

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Y'ALL NEED TO SEE THIS PANEL

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worstloki · 10 days

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thank you bruce banner for acknowledging that thanos was the one who sent loki. much to think about.

#BRUCE. BRUCE LISTEN TO ME. HOW DID YOU KNOW THIS BRUCE. BRUCE HOW DID YOU--#nooooo dr banner don't say thanos was the real baddie behind loki and never have it brought up again #brucie nooo

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sunflowerdigs · 10 months

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Loki is in love with someone he can never be with and y'all are still asking why he's wearing depression loafers with his jammies for all eternity. He may be a full god and a hero now, but he's still Loki.

#lokius #this post is humorous please don't come at me with costume designer interviews #and on the level he really is missing his friends and found family and no matter how much he knows this was the only way #he's still going to be sad out there #i see all these people saying oh no he's fine he should stay there he's not unhappy #and i'm like what toxic masculinity mess did you watch we're discussing loki #the show where men have complex feelings and feel them and it matters #he's tearful in that last shot and it matters #loki spoilers

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maybeamiles · 5 months

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who gave the 11(?) year-old a sword?

Fanart of Goro Akechi in @mollypollykinz's Throw Away Your Mask AU.

#ngl i'm obsessed with this AU #i tried to incorporate elements of his black mask and crow outfits into this uniform #his clothes say 'sweet little boy' but his face says 'murder'#don't look too closely at loki he's a bitch to draw #persona 5 royal #persona 3 #my art #fanart #throw away your mask #goro akechi

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delyth88 · 5 months

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Okay. Swearwords on Asgard. What do you use in your writing?

#I like the way fandom uses “norns!” but I'm looking for some variety.#Can be words used as exclamations - they don't have to be angry or rude.#what would you say if you just realised you'd cocked up big time?#fanfic #writing #wip #loki fic #loki #asgard

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brsb4hls · 7 months

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Friendly reminder that Sylki is the only canon Loki ship in the MCU.

Like, Sylvie's literally his only love interest ever.

Let that sink in.

#loki #loki series #loki disney+#loki mcu #sylvie #sylki #probs why people are fighting it so hard #btw I'm saying this as a frostiron and thorki shipper #you don't see me whining about my other ships not being canon #that's what fanmade content is for #and thankfully there's a ton of that

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abby118 · 2 months

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#annoying my friend while they're asleep episode no. ?#Loki #Thor #Thor 1 #discord #2011-2013 Loki supremacy #atp I'll just post my rambles you all say I don't understand him anyway pff #sorry for the mum mention but she decided to watch all the mcu movies up to IW/Endg ...except for ragnarok B)#abby talks #oh and yeah ..no.. I am not taking away his morally grey coding nonono I've got another ramble for that XD #pls don't drag the op of that post into this..I haven't read the entire thing...this is not about them at all

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mobius-m-mobius · 11 months

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#a man who DESERVES A SLICE OF PIE

#mobius #owen wilson #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #loki #loki spoilers #owenwilsonedit #dianagifs #for y'alls sake some ep4 moments instead of a hundred gifs of him being silly and kind over the course of the series but #please stop writing characters to exist solely for conflict when they don't have a leg to stand on ;;;;;#so it's fine to get a jump on refilling the straw machine while the timelines are in constant danger but pie during a break crosses a line #okay sure tell me more 💀💀#of COURSE he has coping mechanisms when the comfort and kindness he naturally extends is rarely returned #free will for all utilized as someone else says?? idc i wouldn't look myself up either and he shouldn't be pressured to #she's only even able to yell at him bc some of the first things he's done since pushing past brainwashing have been saving her life 🙃#ANYWAY peace and love on earth when the dilf of all time is a sweetheart who takes responsibility for his actions 🥰💖#marvel #loki s2 spoilers

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meep-meep-richie · 7 months

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Oh poor Don has no clue

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nostalgia-tblr · 6 months

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"are people not into that?" i ask, after posting my weird niche shit to the internet, despite knowing it to be weird niche shit.

#jsyk sylkius or anything adjacent to it does not “Do Numbers” in any way and i observed this some time ago #i assume that's the “rival ships” element at work but who knows really #that sort of thing is like femslash in that everyone approves of it but nobody actually reads or writes it #but who would have thought sylvie beating loki with a stick would not bring in droves of readers???! shocking twist there!#& i don't consider sifki a rarepair but my rarepair standards are VERY strict like if there's >5 fics a pairing is basically mainstream #chasing popularity would annoy me though & i just don't have the mental spoons to try writing stuff i wouldn't personally read #yeah i *could* put my blorbos to work in a coffee shop but what cost to my own enjoyment levels? AT WHAT COST FANGELA???#you can't please everyone so you may as well just please yourself and if anyone else likes it you've found some fellow freaks so yay #i don't mean please yourself in a wanking sense. though feel free to do that too it probably counts as a cardio workout idk.#BUT ANYWAY #fic related #ps i am v glad there's the “warning: loki” tag because i think/hope it acts as a filter for 'he did nothing wrong in his life ever' types #who are Valid & etc obviously but i write my morally grey characters to be morally grey and the tag might help avoid conflict #though tbh i write almost every character to be morally grey in some way so i can't claim to have left my comfort zone here #(i'm not joking when i say the 1987-89 run of Dr Who shaped my entire future fannish life from a young and apparently v impressionable age)

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tsuyoiqueen · 10 months

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forever mourning the fact that we never got to see loki in their female form. i'm dying to know what kind of actress the producers would choose, a tom hiddleston duplicate? someone entirely different? the possibilities are endless. never forget what they've taken from us, my friends.

#also i don't want to make this about shipping so i'm leaving it in the tags #but imagine mobius' reaction if loki just showed up as a woman someday #i loved seeing them in suits on episode 2 but we could've had loki in female form!!! typical undercover married couple vibes #we were ROBBED #imagine how powerful it would be if we got to see fem!loki beside sylvie and b-15 #ROBBED I SAY #tom hiddleston #loki laufeyson #loki #loki season 2 #loki series #fem!loki #lokius #for the tags #aryspeaks

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worstloki · 2 months

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Bruce: Do you ever get so tired you start seeing bright worms when you rub your eyes? Loki: sometimes when I get sleep I start seeing the Glowing Cube Bruce: the WHAT? Loki: is that not the same sort of thing? it floats and spins around

#bruce banner befriending loki on the statesman and becoming increasingly concerned about any life story or physical condition loki mentions #loki says yeah i've broken my back before though you don't remember what happens when you're in your other form do you?#and bruce is cautiously starting to zone out because no he doesn't but he thinks he knows what is being gotten at #loki: yeah so i get these hallucinations ever since i used the space stone to travel across half the known universe #bruce: is that a.. what kind of radiation exposure would that be?#loki: unsure. a mix of a few things but nothing too lethal i assume #bruce: since you're still alive?#loki: yea

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