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Quill says his blowjob, handjob, and topping skills are a 20 on a scale of 1–10 (1 being dog shit, 10 being out of this world good). Care to corroborate the claim?
"His claim is as non-existent as the number is on that scale, given that I have experienced none of them. He's welcome to beg to do the ones involving a 'job'."
#don't say that Loki#Quill will just rock up and ask to give you a topjob#Loki answers anons#stxrlxrds
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Mobius, I know you’re trying to help me, but we should be dealing with the bigger problem here. He Who Remains.
#mobius#loki#lokius#mcuedit#marveledit#lokiedit#loki spoilers#them crammed in the corner only to pan across a whole damn mile of empty space to that poor employee took me OUT 💀🤣#and loki trying to move even closer!!!#no matter which timeline they'll never learn personal space i'm sure of it 🙏💖#and fr their chemistry... god i'd watch them go back and forth on a topic of choice over literally any other media in existence#also i'm so obsessed w/ the way owen says 'horrible' PLEASE don't ask how many times i've replayed the clip .___.#owen wilson#marvel#owenwilsonedit#dianagifs
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teehee~ (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ ~
#Thor: you have to get your anger out#Loki: okay. you heard him. I have to get my anger out.#[spends a solid half hour throwing and kicking Thor around]#i do think it could be gotten away with#Thor later is recorded saying that Loki doesn't usually take physical measures to it was wholly unexpected#'i don't know what got into him!'#'i'm glad he seemed somewhat happier when i saw him again though'
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LOKI 2x05 | "Science/Fiction"
#lokius#lokiedit#lokitvedit#marveledit#mcuedit#marvelgifs#mcugifs#loki tv#loki series#loki disney+#loki season 2#loki laufeyson#mobius m mobius#tom hiddleston#owen wilson#happy one year since new dream daddy dropped#don you will always be so important to me 🥹💙#i wanted to add [gay confusion] on the last gif but decided not to dgfjhsgdfsdg#can you believe loki spent the whole beginning of this episode looking for mobius#just like he did at the end of s1 and the beginning of s2#he went to all the places he and mobius had ever been together and then he was just time slipping to them/him#and he just kept getting progressively closer to where ever mobius was until he ended up in the war room with him#they are tethered#bound together eternally through time and space#they're soulmates#also purposefully not giffing loki entering the shop because i don't like that he says 'thank god' LMFAO#pls i had to make this post twice because i had to fix the text on 2 of the gifs 😭#and now i'm paranoid l o l#i always get super insecure when it comes to dialogue in gifs dgfhjsdf#mine: gifs
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Mobius and his chaotic puppy God.
But don't worry, he doesn't bite.
#loki series#loki show#loki season one#loki season 2#loki s2#loki tv#loki laufeyson#loki#mobius m mobius#mobius#lokius#lokiusedit#tom hiddleston#owen wilson#mobius and his chaotic pet#i'm sorry but it's so funny#the face mobius makes when brad tells him to 'control his pet' is literally the face of every person who has a dangerous dog and knows it#like 'yeah he don't bite bro' and then 'unless I say so' while smiling maniacally#dingogifs#softiedingo
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can you believe the god of mischief has fallen in love with some guy smh
#Loki series#Lokius#Loki#Mobius#they're my everything right now#oh yeah the meme says:#loki: so what are we? :(#mobius: you i don't know‚ i'm an analist#LOL#no puedo creer que loki me haya regresado las ganas de dibujar qué es estooo
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D A M N I T
“…hi”
#say something better than lokius#it doesn’t exist#sorry i don't make the rules#loki#lokius#marvel#loki series
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Y'ALL NEED TO SEE THIS PANEL
#Mobius will be the one to save him!#because he ended up very sad#But from what we saw on the series Mobius can push his feelings inside#maybe Deadpool can make him admit how much he misses loki??#LET ME DREAM#I still can't bear the hopelessness Tom Hiddleston left me with when he said that his journey as Loki had ended#YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT#ofc u can I'm just rambling I'm heartbroken and sad#btw someone on Quora answering a question about whether or not Asgard was linked to time or not used that panel#so I don't have the source of the specific comic I just know it's Thor I'm sorry#loki#lokius#loki x mobius#mobius m mobius#agent mobius#thor#thor comics#marvel cinematic universe#marvel loki#we all not it won't be Sylvie shedding that tear#loki season two#loki series#loki season 2
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i really do love how marvel is starting to introduce more LGBTQ characters into their shows and movies because its not just side characters or characters who mentioned mearly once or twice, its actually the main characters
#tbh i don't know if eddie and venom count since they were adapted by sony#anyway i just think its neat#also it feels nice#most importantly i need poolverine canon#although thats probably not gonna happen#but hey baby steps#agatha all along#agatha harkness#agatha x rio#rio vidal#billy maximoff#i'd put down loki but they did literally nothing after saying his character was genderfluid and bi and thats very much the bare bare minimu#deadpool#negasonic teenage warhead
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Loki is in love with someone he can never be with and y'all are still asking why he's wearing depression loafers with his jammies for all eternity. He may be a full god and a hero now, but he's still Loki.
#lokius#this post is humorous please don't come at me with costume designer interviews#and on the level he really is missing his friends and found family and no matter how much he knows this was the only way#he's still going to be sad out there#i see all these people saying oh no he's fine he should stay there he's not unhappy#and i'm like what toxic masculinity mess did you watch we're discussing loki#the show where men have complex feelings and feel them and it matters#he's tearful in that last shot and it matters#loki spoilers
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#a man who DESERVES A SLICE OF PIE
#mobius#owen wilson#mcuedit#lokiedit#marveledit#loki#loki spoilers#owenwilsonedit#dianagifs#for y'alls sake some ep4 moments instead of a hundred gifs of him being silly and kind over the course of the series but#please stop writing characters to exist solely for conflict when they don't have a leg to stand on ;;;;;#so it's fine to get a jump on refilling the straw machine while the timelines are in constant danger but pie during a break crosses a line#okay sure tell me more 💀💀#of COURSE he has coping mechanisms when the comfort and kindness he naturally extends is rarely returned#free will for all utilized as someone else says?? idc i wouldn't look myself up either and he shouldn't be pressured to#she's only even able to yell at him bc some of the first things he's done since pushing past brainwashing have been saving her life 🙃#ANYWAY peace and love on earth when the dilf of all time is a sweetheart who takes responsibility for his actions 🥰💖#marvel#loki s2 spoilers
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thank you bruce banner for acknowledging that thanos was the one who sent loki. much to think about.
#BRUCE. BRUCE LISTEN TO ME. HOW DID YOU KNOW THIS BRUCE. BRUCE HOW DID YOU--#nooooo dr banner don't say thanos was the real baddie behind loki and never have it brought up again#brucie nooo
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who gave the 11(?) year-old a sword?
Fanart of Goro Akechi in @mollypollykinz's Throw Away Your Mask AU.
#ngl i'm obsessed with this AU#i tried to incorporate elements of his black mask and crow outfits into this uniform#his clothes say 'sweet little boy' but his face says 'murder'#don't look too closely at loki he's a bitch to draw#persona 5 royal#persona 3#my art#fanart#throw away your mask#goro akechi
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Okay. Swearwords on Asgard. What do you use in your writing?
#I like the way fandom uses “norns!” but I'm looking for some variety.#Can be words used as exclamations - they don't have to be angry or rude.#what would you say if you just realised you'd cocked up big time?#fanfic#writing#wip#loki fic#loki#asgard
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#annoying my friend while they're asleep episode no. ?#Loki#Thor#Thor 1#discord#2011-2013 Loki supremacy#atp I'll just post my rambles you all say I don't understand him anyway pff#sorry for the mum mention but she decided to watch all the mcu movies up to IW/Endg ...except for ragnarok B)#abby talks#oh and yeah ..no.. I am not taking away his morally grey coding nonono I've got another ramble for that XD#pls don't drag the op of that post into this..I haven't read the entire thing...this is not about them at all
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Friendly reminder that Sylki is the only canon Loki ship in the MCU.
Like, Sylvie's literally his only love interest ever.
Let that sink in.
#loki#loki series#loki disney+#loki mcu#sylvie#sylki#probs why people are fighting it so hard#btw I'm saying this as a frostiron and thorki shipper#you don't see me whining about my other ships not being canon#that's what fanmade content is for#and thankfully there's a ton of that
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