#don't mess with me

[loukhoart]

Don't mess with the vampire !

[cherry3-14]

i'm going to get my emotional support necklace tattooed on my hipbone

[arandomao3user]

I love giving people random lore drops on my life, like nobody expects half the sh!t that comes out my mouth.

"You're parents raised you so well!"

Actually my entire tween and teen years I was raised by a ghost who I consulted through an Ouija board and pendulum, he convinced me to read and write fanfic and told me not to date anyone on the internet, but I was rebellious, so— and he helped me pick out outfits and stuff, and get into witchcraft, and I went to him when I needed advice, he's the reason I'll never drink or do drugs, he raised me right fr. Like, I was raised by the dead, y'all, don't give my parents an OUNCE of credit, smh.

[classysavagequeen]

[themaskedlady]

[pixiedust111]

☠️ Scammers, please beware of the fact that I'm a computer engineer and not an artist (I mean drawing is my hobby but it's not my profession); if I find that you're trying to scam with me, I will not hesitate to expose you and make your life a living hell (It's not that hard for me)! Thanks! 😌

[oyamadamanta3]

Don't mess with short people (Shaman king)

Idea from: vampgutz_x

Fu: Anyone under 5'6 can't talk about fighting someone. What are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples?

Manta: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.

*Proud Ren back*

[markonpark]

The matriarchy. Undated photo of three generations of very well-dressed women posed in a parlor. https://markonpark.etsy.com/listing/1701595435

[whiplashmp3]

sunu is doing emotional parcour rn with me like one day he has those ugly highlights and then the next his hair is just black again just.. what is going on

[bibimbobibliophile]

* posting a post at 6:66am *

heheheh devil numbers

[loukhoart]

WIP :)

[charliethinks]

I could write a whole essay about zoe.

[omoris-bar]

I am robbing you of your plastic cups

Try and suffer the consequences! HANDS~KUN!

Show our friend the door...

[classysavagequeen]

That's how it is.

[bbtin]

Don't get angry--get ready to bite your enemies to death.

[aziraphalesdiaries]

They have no idea, what I am capable of.

I've been rolling around in Good Omens thoughts again and a gifset made something jump out at me.

This is where the Metatron is going to come undone. He's got the same binary thinking as Heaven. Good or bad. Heaven or hell. Coffee or death. So predictable.

It reminded me of the scene in S1 when Aziraphale is confronted by the angels and they tell him "it's time to choose a side" and this is where it gets chewy and delicious.

Aziraphale points out "there obviously has to be two sides. That's the whole point, so people can make choices. That's what being human means - choices, but that's for them. Our job as angels should be to keep all this working so they can make choices".

He's already arguing for humanity all the way through S1, which is a problem, but it's something he's done consistently. Not questioning. Very much, not questioning. Just... offering suggestions. So this isn't news. He's even made these kind of suggestions to the Metatron before, so not new.

At the end of S1, Crowley points out that he thinks the real 'big one' is coming "Heaven and Hell against humanity". Aziraphale has been sitting with that knowledge for years. He and Crowley have been dancing on the edge of disaster with Heaven and Hell turning up whenever they wanted, invading their space, demanding their time and compliance even though they are seen as rogue agents.

Everything in S2 is Aziraphale trying to maintain the veneer of everything is fine while still dealing with the terror of it all falling apart. The "or death" has been hanging over them the whole time. He saw the attempted execution. He's been told by Heaven that Crowley is under threat.

But the thing about Aziraphale is that he never ever does the predictable thing. Yes, he agreed to go back to Heaven. Yes, the Metatron leveraged Crowley's safety against him to guarantee it. The statement of "I don't want to go back to Heaven" turning around as soon as Crowley's safety is brought into it. Yes, he'll be the Archangel.

But this is the angel who gave away his flaming sword and lied to God's face. This is the angel who interfered in a bet between God and Satan to save the lives of three children. This is the angel who collaborated with a demon so they could have more down time. This is the angel who was swayed towards saving the world because he loves his life there and all his favourite foods and music and indulgences. This is the angel who flipped the bird and dive-bombed out of Heaven to possess a medium and fly a scooter to the end of the world.

Whatever the Metatron thinks he's done by separating Crowley and Aziraphale, he has no idea what he's unleashed. Crowley's bee metaphor comes to mind here. Angels are fiercely protective of Heaven but once you're inside? Well, that's another story. Aziraphale may look like a bee, but he hasn't been a bee for a long, long time. They knew it at his trial.

And Aziraphale can't say he didn't warn them:

"So you're probably thinking if he can do this, I wonder what else he can do and very, very soon, you're all going to get the chance to find out"

Heaven's got a big storm coming and they let it right in through the front door.