#don't know where I was going w this but making fun of christians is always fun

[cringefailnarwhal]

do we want to have a conversation about religious people being homophobic because of their beliefs or are there that many of you who will cry religious trauma victim

[inkonice-main]

A maybe not so well known but still good story, The Man With a Twisted Lip, part 1, let's go!

Oh oh oh I know we don't get a lot of Mary Watson in the stories, so I treasure the bits when we do. She's such a sweetheart, and the way Watson describes her makes me melt. It seems Watson is attracted to lighthouse-like people, for who else does this description resemble?

Fun (or not so fun) trivia. This last line is part of what Baring Gould uses to justify his headcanon that this is not Mary but a first wife, because he (and some other sherlockian) didn't think it applied to the mild-mannered Mary. Jerkish!

Ah, the infamous "James". I am going to ignore the embarrasing fact that ACD just forgot his narrator's christian name, and follow the watsonian hc I heard from someone that JW was just trying out a nickname which he discarded later.

Oof this is such a pitiful convo, I think ACD does a good depiction of drug addiction here. It's just sad to witness. I know Holmes is not at this level but since I recently re-read SIGN, this bit hit a bit differently after that.

But isn’t this a hell of an introduction? I knew it was Holmes and still I could feel the tension coiling in W's body at being startled like this.

This part had me thinking about why a chronicler would be more of use than a trusty comrade, then I thought about the fact that Watson must have an excellent memory and he's constantly taking notes so Holmes can always fact-check with him.

Btw, rn in the UK a "double-bedded" room means a room with one bed big enough for two. Idk if it meant the same in 19th century but it also wouldn't surprise me (I don't think it'd surprise anyone)

This is just such a sweet thing to say. "Watson you're a gift when you're quiet and a gift when you speak." As someone mentioned, I really like the post-marriage stories for the encounters like this where they're both so excited about being back together and H is trying so hard fgnfg

It's incredibly ironic that THAT line was used by the Conan Doyle state in the case against Enola Holmes to justify their thesis that Holmes doesn't show emotions. They just took the part where he says he apreccites W's silences and completely ignore the next bit.

I think this is the biggest tease we've had so far! I laughed out loud at being left at the part where Holmes is about to finally explain.

[mlobsters]

supernatural s12e7 rock never dies (w. robert berens)

still kind of boggling that they went with rick springfield for this recurring incarnation of lucifer. funny getting closer to current times - like hey 2016/7 wasn't all that long ago. trying to shift brain to tech and references and such.

SAM So I've been trying to dig up info on the British Men of Letters, keeping an eye out for cases, and you've been goofing off with a game that went out of style five years ago?

LOL see i thought words with friends was popular then, but i never played it. guess we're just ignoring the very obvious lucifer letters in dean's letter tray thingy

DEAN You still living out an '80s buddy comedy with Crowley? CASTIEL Unfortunately.

that horrifying forced smile made me laugh so hard i choked

dear lord the cheesy 80s-esque sitcom music and the cliche montage of LA-ish things i am not optimistic about this -_- dean's ranting about LA but he had fun when they were there 10 years ago? he enjoyed being a PA, he banged the actress he liked on the way out. apparently grumpy old man now

also rolling my eyes per always about insisting dean has this really narrow taste in music with the added annoyance of him being an asshole about sam liking something else. they had the one episode (10x12) where dean admitted to liking taylor swift's shake it off after being de-aged and hearing it. i thought he had a little personal growth moment 😔

i'm glad they had sam push back on dean being an ass and in a way where it's not a fight, sammy just figures out a way to force dean to bend the knee and listen to the vince music with the unimpeachable logic that it's research. and he's so pleased with himself

DEAN Hey. You consider switching up your duds there? Bit stiff for this town. SAM He could be an agent or something. DEAN Yeah, maybe a third-tier agent. CASTIEL At least I don't look like a lumberjack.

okay that made me laugh. they're both so grumpy and cas really went in with a good snarky tone. and dean, doing the harsh but fair face

admire crowley's ability to find a way to have a good time regardless of the circumstances

s12e7 / a different world (1987-1993) kadeem hardison as dwayne wayne

my god another blast from the past, so many good actors on that show!

i'm making a slightly more distressed version of sam's face right now

well hey dean's drinking the vegetable water, maybe he'll be enjoying the vince music by the end too. you can do it, dean

CASTIEL Well, the only way you'll clear that crowd without drawing fire is if he's otherwise engaged. DEAN Engaged in what, Cass? Killing you? SAM Cass, you'll last...three minutes tops. CASTIEL Then I'll buy you three minutes. CROWLEY Make it four. What? I help.

wonder what he's up to

funny how the v-neck makes an otherwise not that far outside the realm of what dean might wear outfit very much outside the realm

LUCIFER!VINCE Because it's fun. Because I can. And because being Lucifer? So much Judeo-Christian baggage. But Vince? He's famous. Everybody loves him.

look at our sam being apparently stronger than lucifer's telekenesis on the doors which doesn't make much sense but it's a striking vaguely jesus-y visual so let's go i guess

DEAN Why are you doing this? LUCIFER!VINCE Why? SAM You and God made up. You forgave him. What would he think? LUCIFER!VINCE I'm not especially interested in his opinion. Dear old Dad, he finally apologized for abandoning me. And what's the very next thing he does? [Voice breaks] He ditches me. [Laughs] And you, too, by the way. And rides off into the sunset with Auntie Amara. He needed my help, and he'd say anything to get it. His words, your words, they mean nothing. Don't you get it? This is all meaningless. Heaven, Hell, this world. If it ever meant anything, that moment is past. Nothing down here but a bunch of hopeless distraction addicts, so filled with emptiness, so desperate to fill up the void… they don't mind being served another stale rerun of a rerun of a rerun. You know what my plan is? I don't have one. I'm just gonna keep on smashing Daddy's already broken toys and make you watch.

i am so confused. lucifer's upset over god abandoning him, and he's hurt by... sam and dean? what. have i already forgotten how they left things with him? there was never any chumminess, was there? i don't think this is the lucifer that i know

sam looks pretty with this backdrop but i started laughing when these horns came in to be some i dunno, rousing of spirits, call to arms on the lucifer hunt! "and we will stop him! we will. it's what we do, man" *sam stares off mournfully in the distance* cue the sad cellos

in the wiki

When Castiel calls Dean, his name appears on Dean's phone spelled as "Cass," thus re-igniting the age-old argument: is it Cas or Cass?.

i mean, in the script it's cass. when metatron was typing, it was cass. the captions say cass. the only people who use cas are fandom?? if we're talking english, cas would be pronounced more like kaz. anyway. i don't see how this is an argument. my personal (probably unpopular) opinion is fandom preference of not using the more feminine spelling (shortened cassandra etc)

well now that i read the linked cas or cass, looks like my points stand

(on twitter) Robbie Thompson: why is Castiel’s nickname spelled Cass not Cas? again: for science Eric Kripke: I think “Cass” just looks cooler on the page. And “Cas” might sound like “Caz.” But that’s just my opinion. Now get back to work.

thank you, eric, for the pronunciation note. somewhat vindicated 🤪

[parasocial12]

Clubs, my Past, and more Whining

[transcribed from memo book as is] McD is expensive! I can't really think of what to write for today's entry. I had to speak to my professor last class. Very scary! No friends made in any course. Sad! They say to join clubs to make friends, but the Anime Club is the only club that is truly applicable to me. Unfortunately, those are not my People. They are simply too cringe? I don't mean that in the sense that I don't understand wh the jokes, but they're simply all too unfunny. Their tastes are too Reddit. I'm in the most vexing position. I'm too strange for normal people, but too normal for the weirdos. I suppose in one-on-one interactions I fare decently, but in a club setting I feel locked out. Band kids is what they feel like! The type to think Rick and Morty an is the funniest show ever. In a way, I am also too radical for them too. My years spent on 4chan as a Youth have a left permanent mark on my psyche. Not on /pol/ or /b/ or any of those places where the Election Tourists. /r9k/ was such a nice place to vent to older anons. Sure, I was underage ban, but ain't nobody knew that. I miss that comradery, as toxic as they were. The Youths of today are so lucky to have Tiktok. I admire TT as a space where the Youth can experiment and be themselves while using the algorithm to find communities to connect with. I missed out on that train. That's not to say I don't use TT or have my own spaces, but TT as a youth must be a hell of a fun place. Oh well! I had the experience of being underage on anonymous imageboards at least (wow!). Let me finish my fries now ~~~~ On the walk back to the SC, I passed by some sort of Christian group- a club? I know not, for I avoided eye contact- and as I did, they spoke to a duo of girls walking next to me. The usual invitation for a Bible study. They kept walking of course, and while doing so joked about how one of them was the target lol. Very funny duo- almost chuckled before remembering that I was merely walking alongside them, not with them! On that walk as well, I passed many cute girls. Idk what it is about college, but so many ppl are beautiful. It doesn't help that they are all serving- I didn't know uni was a fashion show! Now, I sit at the usual spot of my writing and jot down in my little memo book. Makes for such unworthy penmanship. Ahhhh! It's so frustrating seeing all the cute gals. I'm not terrible looking monster w/ a horrible personality, but I can't muster up the nerve to act upon my romantic delusions! How I wish I was less of an overthinker! Oh well. Since I am too passive to pursue, I must accept the fact that I will end up alone. Tragic! The best and easiest years to make friends and lovers and I cannot. What a failure I am! It is concerning that the majority of the ppl I have cordial relations with are women- and of them all are either taken or lesbian. I've nothing really against it. I'm proud that so many ppl can confide in me. Yet, I feel lonely. I realize I'm too emotionally immature to date, but I've fallen so far behind the curve that I feel that I will never catch up. I'm just a fool. Dreaming the best years of my Life away! I don't blame anyone, really. If I was a woman, I wouldn't date myself either. I'm a nice guy, but that's such a low bar- the bare minimum. What do I have to offer? I'm not rich. I'm mildly funny at times, but no comedian. I'm not some attractive guy. I don't like going out. I'm insecure. My Future is bleak. I have Nothing! Oh well. Always an oh well. I apologize to my future self for having wasted our Time, and I damn my younger self for the same Crime. [end of entry] Author's Note: It appears that no matter what, I will always end up writing about being lonely and cute girls I see. What a creep! I'm not an incel or nothing, but damn if my writings don't make me seem like I am

[freelancer-irl]

incorrect quotes with the wolves:

Christian: What’s your biggest fear?

David: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.

Asher: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.

Milo: Zombies.

David: ...

Asher: ...

Milo: BUT they can open doors.

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Milo: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

Christian: The cow??

Milo: What?

David: Christian, W H Y?

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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Milo, with Asher and Christian behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Police: Yes…three.

Milo: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?

Police: Wha-

Milo: David FUCKING FELL OFF!

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Christian: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.

Milo: I would say infinitesimally.

Asher: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

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Asher: The ritual. To preform it requires a sacrifice.

Christian: Sacrifice? I nominate Milo.

Milo: Wait, what?

Christian: Because you're little, you'll fit on a barbecue.

Milo: I'm 5'9, it's like average height in most of the world!

Asher: Its not that kind of of sacrifice guys!

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David: Guys where did Asher go?

Milo: He got arrested.

David: How the hell-

Asher: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

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Asher: You know what I learned from my friendship with David?

Milo: There’s no such thing as too mean?

Darlin: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?

Christian: Always hold a grudge?

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Asher: What’s something you guys are better than David at?

Milo: Mario Kart.

Darlin: Yeah, video games.

Christian: Emotional vulnerability.

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David: You three, explain right now!

Darlin: It was Christian.

Milo: It was Christian.

Asher: It was Christian.

Christian:

Christian: …fuck.

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Milo: Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Darlin: Is that a picture of you?

Milo: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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Milo: Don’t go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult.

Darlin, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life.

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Asher: *slams books down in front of David*

Asher: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

David: You could of said literally anything else.

Asher: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

David: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

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David: *Locks Asher in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Asher: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

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David: Try not to roll your eyes at me.

Darlin: I don't have pupils.

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Darlin: My only talent is being stress.

David: Don't you mean stressed?

Darlin: No.

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Christian: Hey, do you know the password to Asher’s computer?

Milo: Fuck you, Christian.

Christian: Hey!!

Milo: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouChristian".

Christian: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

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Christian: Hi-

Darlin: Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.

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Darlin: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?

Christian: What the hell!?

Darlin: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Darlin, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?

Christian, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

[kirsteinspark]

songs that would feel like dating the aot boys

with jean, connie, eren, armin

this is just a headcanon of mine but i need to get this out because every time i listen to these songs i think about them help anyways just go and listen these masterpieces

tw: fluff fluff fluff and more fluff because i don't wanna cry today

jean kirstein

listen. this man is the most perfect boyfriend ever. i don't take any criticism on this.

established that point i will say the obvious: hopeless romantic.

jean's a sucker for all the romantic stuff and everything, so he shows his love for you in a very very veeeery cute way.

it’s like the small and every day things with him. he thinks that every day is a perfect day to show you that he loves you, so prepare yourself.

although he always seems very confident in front of the rest, especially when you both are with many people, talking to you that mask falls and you have a giant who looks at you as if you were his reason for existing. the delicate way he talks to you, even if he doesn't stop tease you either, makes sasha and connie made fun of him.

jean just tells them to shut up because he couldn't care less, he's just treating you as you deserve and he's not going to hide for that.

he has the audacity to look at you, tell you something like "every day i think it's impossible to love you more but you always make me swallow my words" in the most unexpected moment and he thinks you're not going to melt right there ??? it’s like boy are you even real ???

jean's a hand kisser. he loves kissing your hand. i mean he's always holding your hand, he usually puts her arm around your shoulders and hold your hand from there, but when you both have your hands between both is when he kisses it.

but also loves to kiss your forehead 😩 he said that you're the perfect height for doing that.

list of songs that feels like dating jean kirstein...

can't help falling in love — christian leave

"take my hand, take my whole life, too, for i can't help falling in love with you"

youth — troye sivan

"speeding through red lights into paradise because we've no time for getting old. mortal body, timeless souls. cross your fingers, here we go, and when the lights start flashing like a photo booth, and the stars explodin, we'll be fireproof"

cupid's chokehold / breakfast in america — gym class heroes

"we even got a secret handshake and she loves the music that my band makes. i know i'm young but if I had to choose her or the sun i'd be one nocturnal son of a gun"

more than a woman — bee gees

"here in your arms i found my paradise, my only chance for happiness. and if i lose you now, i think i would die. oh, say you'll always be my baby, we can make it shine. we can take forever, just a minute at a time"

connie springer

he's your biggest hype man. prepare yourself to have to cover his mouth somehow to make him stop talking just for the purpose of becoming you a nervous wreck because of all the compliments and the effect they have on you.

for him, you're in the next level of best friends. he would treat you like a bro but in a romantic way. you can talk with each other about anything anytime. very communicate relationship.

hear me out: secret handshake. connie and you have a secret handshake to which both of you add new things every time anyone think of it and at the end you spend half an hour until complete it.

he would braid your hair, even if he has no idea.

he totally have a polaroid of you in his phone case.

his love language is touch. he always have a hand in your body: holding your hand, on your waist, hips...

list of songs that feels like dating connie springer...

you! — lany

"like an angel in a nightmare you opened up my eyes. looking in all the wrong places, you're the one i needed this whole time"

take me where your heart is — q

"and you're made wonderful, i would never want you to feel like you could never be right. love is all you want, i would never do you wrong. hold it down and give me some time"

leave the door open — bruno mars

"i ain't playin' no games. every word that i say is coming straight from the heart. so if you tryna lay in these arms i'ma leave the door open"

this side of paradise — coyote theory

"underneath the pale moonlight, dreaming of a circus life, carousels and ferris heights, i'll be yours if you'll be mine. 'cause i'm lonely, i'm so lonely. if you hold me, i'll be your only"

eren jeager

omg this dude is too much to handle sometimes.

but he loves you so much in his particularity way :(((

he would compliment you often, specially when you're buying some clothes.

"you look great in that, it makes your ass amazing"

YEAH YEAH YEAH HEAR ME OUT he totally wipes the corner of your mouth when you're eating and stares straight into your eyes for seconds.

if you're lying in bed or in the couch he'll surely end up on you hugging you like a koala.

yes, he's so needy.

loves to kiss your neck and cheeks. and bites them too.

he's like a puppy following you everywhere you go. every time you say something to him about that he's so offended and like "what do you mean we don't have to be in the same place all the time ???"

eren shows his love through actions such as being sure that you have eaten or if it's at night that you have locked the door.

list of songs that feels like dating eren jeager...

moonlight — chase atlantic

"we're running in the moonlight. we're dancing in the open waves. you're hangin' for a good time, something that'll make you stay, and girl, you fall down again"

fallingforyou — 1975

"when the smoke is in your eyes, you look so alive. do you fancy sitting down with me maybe? 'cause you're all i need"

call it what you want — taylor swift

"i'm laughing with my lover, making forts under covers. trust him like a brother, yeah, you know i did one thing right. starry eyes sparkin' up my darkest night"

a sky full of stars — coldplay

"i don't care, go on and tear me apart. i don't care if you do 'cause in a sky, 'cause in a sky full of stars i think i saw you"

armin arlert

oh boy, oh sweet boy. he's such a sweetheart (yeah with this manipulative side) i wanna cry.

the best listener. he loves to listen to you about anything but he loves to be listen too

not a big fan of pda but he always hold your hand and some peaks here and there. he prefers to show you his love in private.

his voice is so soft and calm omfg imagine him reading to you something that he finds interesting while you lay in his lap.

beach dates to watch the sunset 🥺 picnic and stargazing included

a lot of deep conversations, when i say a lot i really mean it. he can hear you talk about your point of view and your ideas for a lifetime if you let him, as long as you listen to his opinions too.

eren probably tried to make fun of armin for blushing when you compliment him in public, but mikasa quickly shuts him and you laugh a little.

list of songs that feels like dating armin arlert...

hey lover! — wabie

"no, you shouldn't have to worry, girl, love's no problem in my hands. just know i really, really, love you and in your heart, i'd be a big man"

cloud 9 — beach bunny

"but when he loves me, i feel like i'm floating. when he calls me pretty, i feel like somebody even when we fade eventually to nothing. you will always be my favorite form of loving"

love story — taylor swift

"romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone. i'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run. you'll be the prince and i'll be the princess. it's a love story, baby, just say, "yes"

somebody to you — the vamps

"i wake each day looking for a way that I can see your face. i've got your photograph but baby, i need more than that"

2021 kirsteinspark © all rights deserved.

[makeyouminemp3]

I Dare You To Kiss Me

brooke davis x fem!reader

summary: after a long night of sneaking out of your parents house to go for a late night swim with Brooke. The two of you end up staying at your place, sleeping in the same bed.

warning: slight mention of homophobia and internalized homophobia, but mostly just fluff

words: 1236

requests: open (I write for glee, the vampire diaries universe including the originals and legacies, teen wolf, and one tree hill)

a/n: I love Brooke, and I wanna write her. And she's probably gonna be the only oth character I write for. I might write for Haley, Nathan, maybe even Lucas. Still debating. Also a few of the lines are inspired from Life is Strange because I love Pricefield. Don't judge me. Also its a little cringey and cheezy, but I like to do that once in a while, so...

masterlist

gif not mine *but she's absolutely gorgeous*

You and Brooke had stayed at your place after having fun at the schools swim pool. Your parents didn't know, they thought you were fast asleep, so you and your best friend snuck through the window and had slept in the same bed.

You always had these weird feelings for Brooke that were completely unexplained. You lived in a Christian household where you were taught that two people of the same sex being together was bad, and that they'd got to hell. But at school, you were taught that love is love. You and Brooke were best friends since Junior High along with Peyton too. You three had become your own unholy trinity. Then it became a quartet in junior year when Haley James, now Haley James Scott due to her and Nathan marrying last year.

In the morning, you had woken up to Brooke's arm wrapped around your waist, pulling you close, so that your back was pressed against her chest. You felt both comfortable and uncomfortable at the same time. You didn't want it to stop, but yet you were terrified of the fact you'd most likely get caught. Then your parents would send you to boarding school, or conversion therapy. Or both.

You slowly got up from your bed, moving Brooke's arm off of you. You went over to the bedroom door and walked down the hall to your parents bedroom. You put your ear on the door and heard nothing, then opened the door to see both of your parents gone.

They could've gone to work, but you walked downstairs to make sure. If they weren't at work or in bed. Your dad be sitting on the couch watching a football game, and your mom cooking breakfast. But they weren't here, you saw a note on the fridge saying 'breakfast I'd in the fridge. Enjoy! - love, mom'

You appreciated the fact your mom made food for you. You saw she made French toast, you had that with a glass of milk. As you were eating, Brooke had decided to sneak up on you and spooked you, "Boo ya!" and that made you spill the rest of your milk all over your clothes.

"Jesus, what the fuck is wrong you?"

"Chill. I was just having fun." she responds. You slowly got up from your seat and went back upstairs and tried looking through clothes, you felt Brooke put her hand on your shoulder, "You know, I left clothes of mine the other day you can wear. Since your going through a fashion crisis."

"My parents would kill me if they saw me wearing your clothes. They already think you're a bad influence on me. The other day, I heard my mom slut shaming you just because you wore a crop top." you responded, still searching for clothes. Brooke had rolled her eyes, "Oh, come on, y/n. Stop second guessing yourself. Put this on, and let your inner bitch flow through you and come out. You can afford to take chances! Whenever and whatever you want to try... for example, I dare you to kiss me!"

You were in complete poker face at that last sentence and spoke up, "What?"

"I double dare you. Kiss me now."

You had all the power in the world. One choice and there's a possibility of ruining your friendship. But then there was an opportunity to become something more if Brooke wasn't joking about it.

You were in love with Brooke since 7th grade, but even you didn't know it. But Peyton did. Five years later and nothing has changed, feelings were still the same you had. Yet you were clueless to the fact that you like girls. You took the chance you had and you leaned forward and kissed Brooke. She backs away in surprise, "Wow... I knew you would do it. I thought you were too chicken. But goddamn you're hardcore y/n. I mean, we can try again."

You immediately started stammering, "W-wait, what? Um... I'm not gay. I just would never pass up on a dare."

"I know when you lie. I've known you for years." She pulled a piece of a your hair behind your ear, "You think I'm that clueless to know that you like me as more than a friend. I mean... I'm Brooke Penelope Davis, I feel absolutely honored I can even pull women without trying." she pulled you a little bit closer, "Come on, y/n. I know you want to kiss me again."

"I can't." you say, "Its wrong. My parents had said a girl kissing a girl is wrong. Same with a guy and a guy."

She cupped your face and said, "It doesn't matter what your parents think. It matters what you think. Is kissing me wrong to you?"

"No. I want it to be. But it feels so right."

She then slowly kissed you deeply. You really liked the idea of kissing your longtime best friend. You felt her put her hands onto your hips as you two began making out, with her pushing you against the wall, attacking your neck with kisses from your chest to your jaw. With her her whispering in your ear, "It does feel right doesn't it?"

"Yes." you answered with your eyes closed. But then you heard your phone ring, bringing the both of you back to reality, "Great. Phone cockblocking me." you had answered the phone and had a conversation with your mom on the other line.

"Hey mom.... Yeah thanks for the breakfast, it was great..... No its okay, I'll go have lunch with Brooke--" then at that moment the Davis girl started planting more kisses onto your neck, you tried not to distract yourself as you heard your mom say that it was okay," Alright. Thank you mom. I love you too. Bye." you hung up the phone and turned to Brooke and playfully shoved her, "Not cool, B. Davis."

"Don't act like you didn't enjoy it."

"Still, I didn't need you, girl kissing my neck whilst I'm on the phone with my Christian homophobic mother. If she found out, she'd disown me."

"Then live with me and Haley." she says, "You can come out. And if your parents don't accept you and kick you out. You have a place to stay."

"Thank you. I really want to, but I don't have the courage."

Brooke gave you a soft peck on the lips, "Deep down you do, y/l/n. You just need to dig a little deeper and find it. And when you do embrace who you are. I am so yours, proudly so. Because who gives a crap what all the other peasants think."

"Thanks. I love you."

"I love you too." and she pulled you into a hug.

The meaning 'I love you' towards each other had more than just a platonic meaning.

[asknarashikari]

Holiday minific idea: Time for Stacey’s turn under the mistletoe

Mana, you gotta stop it with the mistletoe prompts, I'm running out of excuses to shove people under them lol

Well... of all the worlds that they turned into monsters... this one probably was the most harmless yet.

Stacey stared down at the streets from his perch in distaste, watching people cosplaying as a fat old man exchange presents, buying fried chicken and cake, singing songs about bells and a red-nosed reindeer and just generally frolicking and making merry. How were they supposed to take this world for themselves when the monsters they set loose on it invoke happiness instead of fear?

"Hey, it's Stacey!" Stacey nearly fell off the railing he was sitting on in surprise as Kaito waved up to him, looking ridiculous in his red-and-white costume. "Merry Christmas, Stace!"

Stacey sighed as he jumped down to the street next to Kaito. "What the hell are you so happy for?" Stacey grumped, crossing his arms. "Don't you know what caused this?"

"Oh, yeah, but it's kinda fun, to be honest!" Kaito shrugged. He threw an arm around Stacey. "Christmas is the best time of the year after all!"

"I don't understand what all the fuss is about." Stacey muttered as Kaito shoved a Santa hat onto his head.

"Stacey... don't tell me, you've never heard of Christmas before?!"

"I thought we've established that I grew up in a terrible place," Stacey replied sarcastically. "No, of course I've heard of Christmas you dimwit. I just don't see the point in celebrating it. You're not even Christians!"

"You don't need to be Christian to celebrate it! Besides, what's not to love? Good food, gifts, families and friends and lovers being together-" Kaito grinned at him, shifting to holding Stacey's hand instead.

Stacey's face softened as he gazed at their linked hands. "Lovers, huh..."

"Oh, speaking of!" Kaito's smile went wider, then he pulled Stacey closer to peck him on the cheek. "There! We did the tradition!"

"W-What- Tradition...?" Stacey sputtered, then looked up, and squeaked in horror. "H-How long has that been up there?!"

"It's always been up there. You didn't notice?"

"Y-You should've told me!" Stacey exclaimed in embarrassment, his face going entirely red. "I wasn't prepared-"

"Aw, but where's the fun in that, Stace? By the way, you owe me a kiss too~"

"I ain't kissing you after that, you-"

"Yohohoi, did I hear someone say kissing? Where's my kisses, hmm?"

"NOT NOW, ZOX!"

---

The onlookers stifled their laughs as they watched the trio argue and bicker once again. "So... who's gonna tell them that that isn't mistletoe?" Flint asked in amusement, looking up at the holly that they were standing under.

"Idiots, all three of them." Zyuran sighed into his cup of hot cocoa. "Let's just leave them be and get some fried chicken and cake."

[kortsitron]

Thor's first Christmas

Pairing: Thor × Gender Neutral! Reader

Requested: Nope

AU: None

Warning: No I guess, pure fluff

Summary: Thor is stressed about his first Christmas, but everything ends up happily.

[A/N]

I'm not a Christian, but I think it would be nice if I would write something like that for you. I know how the Christmas things looks so it's nothing new to me. If something would make you feel like it's not right, that's okay. It's my experience as Polish person. Anyway, enjoy! 💞

+ On TV channel called "Polsat", every year there is always "Home Alone" (in polish Kevin sam w domu), just wanted you to know that xD

Thor heard about Christmas and it's traditions. Of course he did. But he never had a change to experience the magic of this holiday. Asgard, mission. But after a years of wondering, he was finally able to what was so magical about the end of December. Here came you. Thor was your boyfriend for almost two years and you were excited to spend his first Christmas with him.

Thor was living with you on Earth, in small house near New York. When December finally started, you begun to plan everything. Food, how big should be the tree, what you should buy for Thor, your friends and family.

“Thor?” You called from the kitchen as you started planning which dishes you wanted to cook. "Can you come to the kitchen for a second?" You asked as you were writing words on piece of paper.

“You called, love?” He asked with a smile the entered the kitchen. "Something happened?"

“Well yes. I was wondering if you would be interested in helping in preparing my house for Christmas.” You turned at him, Thor was a little surprised by your confession, but he nodded with bigger smile than before.

“I would be glad to help you.” He bowed and you chuckled.

“Great! I was thinking if we could go tomorrow to get a Christmas tree. If that’s fine for you.”

“Of course it is!” He came to you and kissed your forehead. Then his attention was brought to the paper in front of you. “What are you writing?”

“It's the dishes that I'm planning to make. I would like to invite my family like I do it every year. Are okay with this?” Thor met your family once or twice, meeting them again made him feel stressed, but he that with you, everything will fine.

“Of course, it will fantastic to meet them again.”

Around 3 PM both of you went to get a tree. As you left the car, Thor decided to hold as close to him as it was possible, just to make sure you won't fall to slip on ice. “How big our tree shall be?” God questioned as you we're on your way to the market full of Christmas trees.

“I wasn't thinking about everything big. I'm sure we will find a mighty tree.” You answered and Thor laughed at the joke. “What? I thought God of Thunder wanted his tree to be as mighty as him.” Thor shook his head while chuckling.

“I love you and your jokes so much.” He kissed your temple. As you arrived to the market you looked around, looking for the perfect one for you. It two both of you twelve minutes before your boyfriend went to the that was a little bit shorter than him. “What do you think about this one, (Y/N)?”

You walked to him and too a closer look at it. “Is this the perfect one for a God like you?” You smirked at him.

“Of course it is.” He smirked as well. “It costs 70 dollars.”

“We can take it, big guy.” You bumped into him as giggled. After you paid, you got into the car and the next thing to was to decorate it. As you arrived inside your house, you went to look for decorations. Thor placed tree in the living, while you brought the box.

“Are ready for a little big more fun part?” You asked as you opened the box, showing him what was inside of it. He was amazed by the baubles and colorful chains. He took one and put it around his neck.

“How do I look like?” He sang as his hand went through his hair.

“Like a diva.”

“Thanks. I thought it's going to be a nice feeling.”

Decorating tree was probably the best part of the day. Lots of jokes and talking, two broken baubles and Thor playing around. He was excited about putting the star on the top. The last thing he helped you with was putting lights. You got frustrated by untangling it and your boyfriend had to do it. He got frustrated as well, but after finally seeing  Christmas tree, he couldn't help the smile. You spent the evening with him, drinking cocoa, cuddling and looking at the tree.

Week before Christmas you went shopping. You bought ingredients to dishes, gifts and a few decorations like small snowman or dancing Santa. Thor was happy to be with you and help you. You even brought him a Santa hat, because he begged you to get him one. And you couldn't say no to his puppy eyes.

As you were back home and were done with shopping, Thor asked you to build a snowman with him. “Gimme a minute, I have something to do in my room.” He nodded and was about to go to the backyard. “Hey! Don't you dare using Mjölnir!” You joked right before he left and started laughing. As he was outside, you started ordering the gift for your boyfriend. Luckily he didn't interrupt you. A few minutes later, you joined him in making snowman and then snowball fight, where he almost broke a window.

“Thor Odinson,” You spoked as your eyes went from window to your boyfriend. “Be more careful or I'm going to hide your hammer.”

“It won't give you anything, I'm worthy.”

“Shhhhh. We're going to pretend you didn't say that.” You giggled as you threw the ball tight into his face. “Ha!”

As the day of Christmas came, you noticed how stressed Thor was. He helped you with making dishes and putting gifts under the tree. He was a little bit less more talkative than usual and you felt sad about that.

“Hey...” You murmured as you hugged you boyfriend from behind. “What's on your mind, handsome?”

“It's nothing, love. It's my first Christmas and I'm a little bit scared.” The turned to you and smiled nervously.

“Don't worry, it'll be alright.” You kissed his forehead. “Don't forget to wear Santa hat.” You chuckled before hugging him tighter.

Around 4 PM your family was already at your house. Everyone took their seats and you became eating and talking. Thor was seating next to you, holding your hand tightly under the table.

You couldn't help the chuckle when your mom was talking with your boyfriend while he was trying to stay calm. But when she asked him about Asgard, you saw how his face lightened up and he felt more comfortable. A few of your family members even tried to lift Mjölnir. They failed, of course, but it was hard for them to hide their smiles after lifting it a little bit.

Time went and it was finally time for opening the gifts. You the Thor's one and walked to him, handing him the package. “Merry Christmas, handsome.” You said as he took the gift and started to unpacking it. “Do you like it?” You asked shyly, it was a sweater. “I thought it would be nice since it's your first Christmas.” You continued, waiting for his reaction.

“Love, this sweater is wonderful.” Happines in his eyes made you almost melt.

“I hope it's not too small.” You laughed nervously as Thor stared at it.

“I'm sure it's not. Shall I wear it?”

“Yeah.” He looked nice in it. He couldn't help himself and he hugged.

“Allow me to give you the gift I prepared for you, my dear.” He brought you a package and you opened it immediately to see a golden giblet with a beautiful pattern. "”t's a handmade giblet from Asgard. I was waiting whole year to give you this. What are your thoughts about this?”

“It's perfect. Thank you so much.”

The night ended around 9 PM. You and your boyfriend ended up watching “Home Alone” in the living room, before going to sleep. That was the best Christmas that you could even imagined.

[burialuntrue2007]

Could I have some advice? I'm 23f just graduated college, work remotely full time, and I've always lived w/my family. I love them but my mom's extremely anxious/overprotective, so even tho I'm v competent n mature lol I'm v restricted (like I never go out on weeknights). My fam also just moved somewhere totally random where I don't know anyone, but I also didn't have any close friends where I lived before anyway. :( I want to move out for more freedom n life experiences but ik I'll get even 1/2

2.2 lonelier working frm home full time in an empty house, even w/a roommate the roommate wld prolly b at work all day, n im used to having my fam bustling around me. the idea of moving frm my fam (esp my little sister, whos my best friend) doesnt make sense to me, but on the other hand ive never dated or done anything fun or real in my life lol. sry to dump n feel free to ignore, i just often relate to what u post so i thot u might have some insight

hi queen thanks for messaging!! im honoured that youd ask me for advice! your situation definitely sounds like something i can relate to, the big family+overprotective parent+loneliness combo is too real.

in general from what youve said it sounds like you have a lot of the self confidence you need. if so, that's awesome, and just practically, maybe something youd like to do is look for a place to move which is more of a community house with people you share interests with? if youre christian/religious that might be a great place to start, but if not, maybe you could try to find one full of people interested in music, art, fitness, or in a similar career to you. that might create some of the bustle you've been missing, and create a natural environment for you to find friends.

otherwise, if you don't feel ready to leave home quite yet, maybe there's still a way you can find to build self-confidence and make friends, like joining a class to learn something challenging, like a new athletic skill. if you get the chance to try, fail, and conquer something, maybe it could help you work up to bigger steps.

these are just some initial thoughts and theyre kinda just practical, not really emotional haha. you may have already thought of them. if youd like to talk more, please do feel free to come off anon!

that sounds like a tough situation and i hope you find what you need soon ❤️❤️

[mlobsters]

supernatural s15e7 last call (w. jeremy adams)

this bit with eileen is cute

DEAN It means I got to... I got to get out of here, okay? I just... I got to... I'm gonna take a drive, clear my head. SAM Alone? DEAN Yeah, you know, you and Eileen, you guys are having fun. I don't want to spoil that, you know? SAM Yeah, go, go. Clear your head. Eileen and I have stuff to do. DEAN Yeah, I'll bet you do. Yeah? Hmm? SAM It's not like that. I-I-I meant looking for Chuck and Lilith and... DEAN Sure. Got it. Um, okay, but if, uh, things go your way, just make sure you put the sock on the door so I know.

throwing a love interest at sam real fast out of the blue and i'm like hey wait slow down what now? and i mean, we're not completely blindsided, they set up the flirty thing between them before she died and all. but having her pop back up, sam turned into a witchy genius and finished rowena's spell licketysplit, magicked up her a fresh body and now they're getting drunk at night and making hangover breakfasts in the bunker in the morning. that's a lot. and dean bolting out of there too to stay busy and let them be alone. anyway, solo hunt and lying about it, that always goes well

i dunno, man. i'm having a hard time believing dean would be okay with dumping his cell off no questions asked just walking into this bar

i don't think i'm in the right mindset to watch dean flirting and gallivanting living his swayze road house dreams

next day, not sure it's improved (i've been sick [stomach variety] coming up on a week, i am so tired of this) but maybe i can get it done anyway.

i gather this dude christian kane must be a music friend too since i guess they have a bandmate in common, steve carlson? i tried to watch leverage but it didn't grab me, i think it made it through a season or so? and funnily enough, the music kind of put me off 🥴 the cheesiest of heist music

i watched the trailer for road house from 1989 (because apparently there's a new road house (2024) with gyllenhall) and wow. something about bouncing people in pleated pants. i probably would have enjoyed it when i was teenager but i think i need the modern sensibilities of the remake if i'm gonna enjoy a big ridiculous action movie that focuses on just punching the shit out of each other :p

the tone of this scene where sam's about to kiss eileen is just weird. the music is kind of.. mushy wistful, like the mushy music theme but different. and there's a lot of awkward exchanging of looks. and then sam gets clued in what eileen's talking about. i'm just really not picking up what they're putting down. but get a big dramatic interruption with cas popping back in.

also fucking netflix and its caption placement is consistently awful.

CASTIEL Good. I've been thinking about that gun, the, uh... the Equalizer? When you shot God, it fired a piece of your soul.

his SOUL. sure. SURE

DEAN Man, so I don't think I've seen you since Sammy was in college.

gotta tally up all the hunters they mentioned he worked with while sam was in college. think richie too? sure there's others

from 3x04 sin city SAM Not too bad. How do you two know each other? DEAN You were in school. RICHIE It was that succubus, in Canarsie right?

CASTIEL No, but I am sure I can't heal the wound. Maybe I can probe it. SAM Probe it? CASTIEL Study it, see if it can lead us to Chuck.

jamming his fist into sam's chest rooting around for his non-existent soul, sucking the leftover angel grace out of his neck with a needle, what's a little probing of a soul wound from god

DEAN Okay. One, three bottles of Jaeger is nobody's friend, and "B," they were twins.

may have just yelled, BRO! DAMNIT! lol i thought we were done with the 1, B (A, 2) thing that drives me up a WALL whenever it comes up because i can't find the paul reiser mad about you reference to him doing it despite being quite sure that he used it a lot in that show

LEE Whoa, no, they were not twins. They were triplets, uh, and we split them up fair and square.

dean and dudes and triplets.

from 10x01 black DEAN Okay, see, the deal was we howl at the moon -- no time stamp, no expiration date. CROWLEY We've howled. We've bayed. We've done extraordinary things to triplets, all of which have been massively entertaining. I will treasure our Flickr albums forever. But now it's time for us to accept what we are and go back to work.

--

DEAN Trust me, uh, bigger doesn't always equal better. Besides, who's gonna look out after the little guy? God certainly isn't. LEE Damn, brother, that's dark. DEAN Yeah, it's been a rough, uh... it's been a rough decade, Lee.

understatement of the century

(wiki)

The band at Swayze's Bar is a band made up of the Supernatural crew called The Impalas that has played together for many years. Here they are called "The Texas Impalas" and are made up of Perry Battista, Tracy Dunlop, Dave Webb, Cam Beck, and Chris Glynn Jones.

that's neat. i'm glad at least we got some dean singing that wasn't intentionally cringey. i feel like this episode is fan service, but dean/jensen is the main fan in question lol

SERGEI Small thing. CASTIEL What is it? SERGEI Sam is... dying.

of course he is! he's almost dead or actually dead CONSTANTLY. jesus.

and dean's buddy acting shifty, of course. also rolling my eyes that they had this friend insist that the car was raptured based on no info

SERGEI Ah, well, there you go. Most wounds want to be healed, to be whole. But this, this wound is different. It goes down to his very soul. But also out into the world. From what I can tell, his soul, it's connected to something or someone somewhere. Except, as you probed deeper, you forced the soul to stretch from Sam's body to... EILEEN Where? SERGEI I don't know. But now it's like a rubber band. If it is stretched too far, too long, pop, it snaps, and Sam dies.

LOL sure. they've destroyed my suspension of disbelief i just can't haha and castiel's face made me laugh

and now cas just had supposedly bobby?? watching this rando's niece so he could threaten with killing her to get what he wants? sure!

LEE Well, not the old me, anyway. I wasn't kidding about Arizona. What that thing did to that family, those kids, it stuck in my head. If evil like that exists in the world, then guys like you and me, we ain't ever gonna win. The best we can do is just have a little fun. The last Hunt I did, the one right around here, I found something.

very logical and sense-making

LEE You don't, Dean? I am you. I'm just you that woke up and saw that the world was broken. DEAN Then you fix it. You don't walk away. You fight for it.

dean-o gets to remember the lesson that he does actually care and is willing to fight even if it's unclear what's god pulling strings vs his distinct choice

LEE Why do you care so much, Dean? DEAN Because someone has to. LEE Well, then... I'm glad it was you.

uh huh. insert another eyeroll lol. ugh. i'm being an asshole but they lost me :p

SAM Dean, Chuck is weak. I think we can beat him. I think we can beat God.

okie doke. team free will whatever dot whatever, back at it

[axther]

For CH/JJBA Basic info: straight female, 5'4, Scorpio! If it matters my mbdi is debater, which I think is accurate. I'm a bit curvy/soft and I have really long wavy hair and glasses. Now for fun stuff! I'm a split between being very hyperactive (almost like a puppy lmao) or very quiet (not shy, but more indifferent. I've been told I'm intimidating) I'm into polyrelationships so the more boys the merrier. I like hiking and sports when I'm with people but don't do it by myself cause it's boring. 1

HERE’S UR FOOD QUEEN. also tumblr got me fucked up w no CH gifs :(

Cute Earth High Defense Club Love (Season One) V1

#1 is…Atsushi! 

He’s the most normal out of all the characters, to be honest

When he sees you, it’s nothing spectacularity radiant, per se

There’s a pretty girl in his school! cool! 

The strangest part is that it’s an all-boys school, so naturally, he’s confused

Through a series of plot shenanigans, you’re there as an exchange student

And he’s been told he has to help you get settled!! 

He introduces you to the Earth Defense Club, and slowly you two grow acclimated with each other 

While you’re friendly to everyone else, there’s something different between you and him 

It’s chemistry, and even Ryuu wouldn’t dare poke it 

One afternoon, someone asks you out via love letter, all the extra stuff

And you turn them down as politely as you can 

But thanks to the indifference, the boy gets offended 

He turns into a letter-shaped monster, and the Battle Lovers have to step in 

Atsushi is both appalled and terrified 

Did the monster hurt you??

Why did the monster appear around you? 

Was it something to do with you? 

He spends half of the battle just covering you 

And once the monster starts spewing slander, Atsushi is having none of it.

Whatever the monster says, Atsushi refutes, defending you until the rest of the battle is at a standstill and he’s just bickering with the monster. 

Eventually, Atsushi practically makes the monster choke on respect women juice, and on behalf of the passed out student, Atsushi begins apologising non-stop to you

You’re confused as hell 

The internet-famous Battle Lovers know you??

All you can see is the blurred out faces, and the blue one, the self-declared Piercing Prince, Epinard, seems to be constantly hanging over you 

And honestly 

He’s a cutie 

This results in a sailor moon-esque situation 

Where you have a crush on Epinard, Atsushi has a crush on you, and he’s miserable upon realising what he’s done 

Does he reveal that he’s Epinard???

Honestly, probably not on purpose  

I can absolutely see them talking about it and he’s like ‘do i always have to yell out im Epindard’ and he turns and sees you 

And you’re like ‘????? excuse me???’ 

Which results in more shenanigans 

#2 is…Yumoto! 

babey boye 

He falls for the flirting every time 

He reciprocates as best as he can, but for the most part, it’s just him being soft 

He hugs you so much omfg 

It gives Wombat a break, and though you don’t know he’s a talking wombat, he’s all for you being there 

What’s interesting is that he’s telling everyone he’s gonna marry you

And since most of the ppl in the school are bros, no one’s told you 

Which gets awkward 

Because he’s 200% told you that he loves you 

But you take it as ‘:D! I love platonic love between my Friends! :D!’ 

So it becomes a Situation that everyone gets second-hand embarrassment from 

Yumoto has told his brother that he’s gonna marry you and you’d be the bathhouse’s Okami 

But you’re thrown for a loop when Gora asks you when you and Yumoto started dating 

And you’re like ‘??????’ 

This results in a brief but stern conversation between Gora and Yumoto 

And Yumoto feels guilty, of course

But you’re so sweet! And you flirt with him!! Doesn’t that mean you like him??

It’s a bit of a wakeup call, but he’s still only got two brain cells

You gotta cut him some slack 

For about a day, he chills out, though he’s melancholy 

After that he’s back to being oblivious and sweet 

#3 is…Kinshiro! 

Did someone say ‘emotionally constipated teenager who’s in a rivalry with his childhood best friend for the girl they like but he has no idea how to approach her due to the fact stated above (he is emotionally constipated)’???

no????

Ok that’s valid

But you want a polyamorous relationship???

He and Atsushi are gonna be your best bet. 

This boye is completely lost when it comes to wooing you 

He thinks you’re graceful in a quiet sense

And while you’re a flirt and a meme lord, you’re also yourself 

Ibushi notices almost off the bat 

And he’s like ‘my guy, my dude...my cousin??? Fr???’ 

Kinshiro is crazy confused and embarrassed 

He’s always considered himself to have tunnel vision

But then you pass by and he gets a whiff of your shampoo and 

Oh no 

he gets kinda lightheaded and blushy but wipes it away fast 

Whenever you pop by to say hi to Ibushi he completely freezes 

Like he just stops moving altogether

 It’s something you, Ibushi, and Akoya have noticed 

Y’all exchange glances every time he freezes while sipping tea 

The MOMENT he realises you like Epinard he gets lowkey pissed

 Do you seriously like that barbaric, stupid Battle Lover??

He’s like ‘I’m elite, graceful, rich. I’m the better choice :(‘ 

Make him drink just a bit of respect women juice 

But he’ll be very, very soft for you

And after he finds out about Atsushi being Epinard and Atsushi likes you?? 

Well, it’s two birds with one stone 

He’ll do his best to hint that he likes you, but Akoya and Ibushi have to help him along 

Especially Ibushi, since he’s your cousin 

Get ready for a flood of thoughtful but expensive gifts

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure V2 

(Note: If you want a poly relationship, all three of these lads have convenient best friends...👀)

#1 is…Josuke!! 

Mans is a himbo (refer to chat) 

Sure he’s got like, one brain cell, but it’s dedicated to you!! 

He’s a bit of a flirt, too, so be ready to fend off the fangirls 

Since fangirls in the 90’s were chiller than ones in, say, the 80’s, they mostly respect that he’s got a girlfriend 

But the moment one of them tries to hurt a hair on your head, it’s game over 

Now

The thing about it is that you get shy 

But your shy is looking scary as hell 

So all they see is a glare that would make the devil run, and they bail 

Josuke relates to your fear of bugs!!

He’s not fond of turtles, so you guys can have each other’s back!! 

If you want to draw him something, he can and will frame it in the best frame he can convince Joseph to buy 

Is it gold foil?? Maybe 

Before y’all get together, he pines like no other 

He’ll start frequenting places you go to just because he wants to see you

And he doesn’t think it’s creepy but gets worried that you will 

But he thinks you’re incredible 

It’s something makes him short circuit a bit 

You: :) 

Josuke: Now Playing: Beautiful Girl (Alternate Version) [Tempo Track] - Jimmie Thompson, Gene Kelly & Lennie Hayton (Singin’ In The Rain) (1952) 

#2 is…Johnny!

Southern boye drank his respect women juice after he got shot 

And once he sees you???

He CHUGS it 

First off this is like the late 1880’s so anyone who bathes is probably stellar 

So he, too, has the Joestar Blessing of having Beautiful Girl play on repeat 

But as soon as you start flirting???

He’s GONE 

I mean this in the most literal sense 

He’s a good Christian boye (theoretically) 

So once you talk about dating him he flushes bright red

He’s aware that you’re just flirting, but oh hmmm 

He starts crushing fast 

Plus if you don’t judge him or think he’s weaker for being in a wheelchair? 

Give him a second he’s trying to find a ring 

He might be in a wheelchair but he’s in no way inadequate, if you get what I mean 👀

(who am I kidding, of course you do) 

Considering that memes weren’t much of the thing in the 1800’s if you find some, he probably wouldn’t understand them 

But he does enjoy when you play the piano 

But let’s say there’s a stand attack

And you just bust out knives??? 

instant boner 

#3 is… Joseph!

Flirt, but times two 

Y’all make anyone blush 

No one’s safe 

And with each other??

It can get foul, fast 

Does Lisa Lisa step in?? 

No, not really 

She’s not gonna interfere at Joseph’s chances of getting laid 

Plus she approves so!! 

Catch him trying to flex while you’re around 

Be it him trying to beat Cesar’s ass (and failing) or literally flexing, he wants to impress you 

And while he knows that you’re a flirt for the sake of being one, he also gets a bit nervous when you flirt with others

Especially if he hasn’t confessed, actually confessed, yet

Plus, he’s got a special arm 👀

Y’all know what’s up 

@matchupdomain @peeshposheddie

[karak9]

Another stupid long post about how I don't know my own fucking gender

This is honestly just copied and pasted from a yt comment I made on an older vid and I figured I'd share it here bc tumblr loves this shit I guess lol. God damn I've been questioning my gender for so long and ik rn im prob not still in the best position to be thinking about deep life shit like where I am mentally and im dealing with a lot in my life and also very insecure about potentially being trans bc a lot of my friends don't seem like they would be very accepting and my bf is only really into girls. I asked him how he would feel if I was nonbinary or looked like a boy and he just said he wasn't totally sure but he's only attracted to girls :c he's the sweetest bf in existence and im honestly so afraid of losing him, so aside from obviously not wanting to deal with all the other trans shit, I definitely hope im not trans bc I don't wanna lose him. Anyways, ill start with my childhood I guess. I was always super tomboyish. My older sisters (im the youngest sibling btw) were always p tomboyish so maybe I kinda got it from them but I kinda felt like I was more tomboyish than them? I felt like I was the most boyish girl I knew, like even meeting other tomboy girls in elementary school I felt like I couldn't really relate to them or like they couldnt relate to me enough idk. I also remember once making up a song about being like so tomboyish that I was basically a boy or something along those lines and sang it to my best friend at the time who I copied like all the fkin time (it honestly wasnt healthy lmao I didn't have good parents, also I think I started making up songs bc she did that and I wanted to like impress her), but she thought it was stupid and weird so I just forgot about it and moved on. I was embarrassed to even enjoy playing with dolls or play dress up games online and was determined to play masculine games like runescape (even tho I ended up doing girly shit in runescape anyways lmao) and considered myself one of the guys. In 5th grade when I started needing to wear a bra I absolutely didn't want to, tho some girls in my class thought it was weird I didn't wear a bra when they found out and that made me more insecure about it, but since then I've p much only worn sports bras. I have bought some more normal bras bc I wanted to look attractive in them for my SO or whatever but I still highly prefer my sports bras and can't stand wearing the other ones unless I have to bc my sports bras aren't clean lmfao. I always hated talking about genitalia and breasts n shit but that could just be bc of how I was raised and how my family was always so strict and such radical Christians and anything sex related was a sin, idk if its dysphoria or not. I've never rlly liked my chest and hated showing cleavage like so god damn much and still do but maybe that's the same thing or maybe I just want smaller boobs and that's it idk??? Like I'd want to appear to have a completely flat chest at least, idk if I'd want to actually like have a guy chest or not? Also huge issue with ppl seeing me naked or touching my boobs but again idk if that's gender related or just a normal issue I have. Tho I had a friend in high school (a girl, a very weird lewd girl) who would occasionally grope my chest randomly and it wasn't a huge issue but kinda made me uncomfortable and more aware of my chest. I really like when I wear big hoodies or when I lean over so my shirt kinda poofs out and it looks like I have a flat chest underneath. Though im not super uncomfortable with my boobs, like normally ill want nothing to do with them but I don't mind my SO touching them especially if they're really into it. I wouldn't say im rlly dysphoric about between my legs either, like yeah I think its weird and I hate monthlies and stuff but I think that's normal. I think if i woke up one day and had a dick I would be fine with it, I'd prob even enjoy it tbh lmao. I once had a dream that i was, well, a male dog like,,, ya know, with a female dog, and not to sound weird af (hey we were both dogs ok) but I think i kinda enjoyed it? I don't really remember any other dreams where I remember actually having a dick or feeling it but I've had several dreams as a male person, but p much all of them were like, I was seeing through a character's eyes or smth, not really that I was a guy, so idk if that's normal. I have the same dreams about being other girl characters, I'd say its split about 50/50. Because of this game community im in, a lot of ppl assume im a guy, and a lot of people still think im a guy and I haven't really bothered to correct them but idk if I find it more enjoyable bc its funny or if I enjoy not being referred to as female for once. I'll admit I feel most comfortable referred to as they/them, like without a doubt, if I could go by only 1 set of pronouns for the rest of my life it would be they/them. But ik that's not enough to call myself trans. I definitely wouldn't want to be 100% male. Like if I imagine myself as a grown man vs a grown woman id prob choose to be a woman. I don't like my voice but I think that's mostly just bc I sound 10 years younger than I actually am, and wouldn't really want a deep/masculine voice. Like a "tomboy" voice would be fine if that makes sense? I don't want facial hair or want to have a masculine body, I like that I have curves and soft skin and small hands. Personally I like my hair long bc its soft and people love it, but sometimes I kinda wish I had short hair and could pass as a boy. Like I'd wanna be a typical cute kpop boy ngl lmfao. I like the whole cute androgynous/feminine boy look and wish I could pull it off. Tho I also like really girly things sometimes and am okay being seen as a girl, i just want to be cute and attractive. Ik whether im trans or not I like being a mix of feminine and masculine, tho I admit in the past I've been kinda insecure bc I used to be super sure I was nb and thought me liking girly things and wanting to still havd long hair and wear girly clothes made me seem like "not trans enough" or whatever. But i guess here I am questioning myself again anyways. If I am nb, it sucks that ill never really be able to be openly myself and all but I've accepted by now that I kinda have to pick a binary and choose what I want to be seen as for the rest of my life, and im ok with being female. There are some things I dont like about my body whether they're really gender related or not but I can't afford to transition and wouldn't like most of the effects of T and am afraid of surgery and not sure I want top surgery enough to ever get it anyways, but I think if we lived in a perfect world and I could magically change my body at will and I wasnt afraid of judgment or being unattractive or whatever, I'd probably want to look androgynous and itd be cool to be able to change my genitalia at will lmao. If I had to choose 1 genitalia over the over I honestly have no idea what I'd choose but I have no desire to ever get bottom surgery, at the same time tho I honestly wanna someday get surgery or w/e to never be able to get pregnant. I just could not handle pregnancy or giving birth and I don't even like babies and breast feeding sounds awful so if I ever have kids they will be adopted 100% and most likely be older and like not newborn babies lmfao, babies are honestly so weird to me and they stink and cry and they're so fragile and im so afraid of like dropping them when I hold them lmao. But I like my nieces and nephews and I like being the cool aunt (is there a gender neutral version of aunt/uncle?) who lets them use my art supplies and helps them do fun stuff even if I get tired of them sometimes lol. Idk if that's gender related either but yeah I guess. This if kind of a more recent thing but I often say I'd make a great bf kinda as a joke bc of how I am in relationships like being the stereotypical sweet bf type who makes things for their partner a lot and wants to be their knight in shining armor and their protector and all that, but again prob not rlly trans related lmao just thought I'd throw that out there I guess. So when I was 17 was when I really started getting into trans stuff, prior to that I mostly just learned from my parents that trans ppl were "against god" and all that bs, and eventually started realizing lgbt+ isn't as bad as my family said and later realized I was bi. But anyways I met an agender person online when i was 17ish and I'd never heard it before and thought it was really interesting and asked them how you know you're agender bc after hearing their explanation of it i thought it described how I felt, but ofc they weren't transmed and just described it as being like a deep feeling or whatever and since then i started calling myself agender (and switched between a few labels but basically nonbinary) until my transmed friend told me I was ridiculous and that I wasn't trans, and honestly he was a huge dick but im a huge pushover lmao and I thought well he's trans so he must know what he's talking about, and though I felt discouraged about it I stopped calling myself nonbinary. Then I began questioning it again after not too long and basically since then I've been questioning my gender off and on. I'm now 22 and god I fucking hope im cis but also I feel like a part of me doesn't want to be cis if that makes sense?? Idk if that's because I don't like being a girl for some weird deep reason I don't know about despite being pretty sure I've gotten a lot of my feelings and their reasons behind them figured out, or if it's because I am trans and dont want to force myself to pretend im a girl 100% forever. At the very least, whatever the fuck my gender is, I want to continue going by they\them wherever I can and pretending to be a boy to strangers online and I'd love to cosplay male characters and bind and occasionally just dress masculine for the hell of it and probably wear sports bras for the rest of my life. I feel like in a way I cang possibly be trans because I can live with all of those things and be fairly comfortable still being seen as female for the rest of my life. But idk, I have bpd and other mental shit so sometimes im not great with my feelings (tho I do try really hard to identify all of my feelings/emotions and stuff) but at the same time bpd can cause weird identity shit so maybe its just a weird mix of a bunch of crap and im not actually trans but just weird and tomboyish enough to question my gender for 5 years and still be unsure. Also I know a lot of ppl suggest talking to a therapist/psychologist/whatever professional and trust me I would love to but I can't currently and am unsure when ill be able to bc they're expensive and I live in the middle of fucking nowhere so finding a decent therapist around where I live rn is going to be very difficult. Also, I have fucking crippling social anxiety lmao like I'd be so afraid to open up about this stuff even to a professional. So if anyone could suggest anything online that could help that would be amazing

[satansfemme]

hey! I have a question as I'm still trying to navigate my way thru paganism n where I wanna take my beliefs: does luciferianism have anything to do w abrahamic religions (like is ur lucifer the same as theirs)? and if He is, how do u connect tht w ur hellenistic beliefs? I'm rlly interested in lilith and hecate but they're both from v different traditions/teachings n I don't know what to think of it

(I’m posting this publicly because it’s something I’ve actually meant to write up on for a while, but please lmk if you want me to take it down and I can just dm you about it!)

tbh, this is one of those things I struggle with myself at times. I’m a pretty hard polytheist and a bit of a pantheist, aka, I don’t really think that there’s just one single true religion. I think that it’s fully possible for the Hellenic, Kemetic, Norse, etc pantheons to all exist seperately at the same time, so when I decided to acknowledge my connection to Lucifer it wasn’t a stretch to say that the Abrahamic god could also exist. Which, yes, I do see the Lucifer (and by extension, Satan) I work with as being from Abrahamic, specifically Christian, mythology and tradition.

Fun fact, Lucifer actually came to me before Aphrodite, but at the time it was much easier for me to accept Aphrodite’s call than his. Lucifer is… I’m not sure demanding is the right word, since I have the right to say no at all times, but he asks for the best and nothing less.

The issue there comes in with interpretation and all that. I was raised evangelical Protestant and I don’t have the most positive view of Christianity, tho I do my best to be respectful and I’m still trying to exercise that at all times. But really, what I’ve come to for me personally is this: if I don’t think that the Hellenic myths are fully representative of the Theoi and that they often show human bias, there’s no reason that biblical Christian myth has to be fully true. I don’t think the Christian god is the true god, and tbh I go towards a slightly gnostic view of Christianity (so, the universe itself is the entity called god, tho I say Chaos bc Hellenic, but there are a variety of deities who have tried to claim the title of god).

Plenty of Hellenics work with Norse or Kemetic deities, so I see me working with Lucifer and sometimes entities associated with him no differently. Also, while it’s def more common on tumblr to see recon and revivalists, it’s possible to just be a pagan who works with an Hellenic goddess but has no connection to Hellensimos.

Lilith is a complicated figure that scholars have a lot of trouble pinning down the origins of, but I don’t see why a similar view couldn’t be used for her.

It’s also worth noting that theistic Luciferianism and/or Satanism doesn’t require one works with Abrahamic figures. While I don’t really see a point in divorcing Lucifer and Satan themselves from Abrahamic myths, Lucifer merely means ‘lightbringer’ while Satan means ‘adversary’. In my personal opinion, out of all the Theoi, Hekate fits ‘lightbringer’ quite well. She’s a kthonic goddess, associated with all realms, a titaness feared even by Zeus, and the one who taught Medea witchcraft. She’s not light in the sense of the Ouranic Theoi, but she is a light within the dark.

But really, at the end of the day, Luciferianism and Satanism are pretty solitary practices. While I think there’s a lot to be gained from us all talking and sharing experiences, we rarely agree on things and oftentimes our beliefs can be wildly different. The so called left hand path is one that oftentimes ends up being created by the individual out of their own necessity.

TLDR bc this got long: I’ve always been a pantheist and hard polytheist so starting to work with Lucifer wasn’t a huge deal, it was more trying to figure out how to work with Abrahamic mythology without making capital G God the ultimate god, Hellenismos doesn’t prevent you from working with other deities, you don’t have to be an actual Hellenic to work with the Theoi anyway, and Luciferianism/Satanism doesn’t have any specific rules anyway

I hope this helps, and if you have any questions about Hellenismos/the Theoi or Luciferianism/Satanism I’m always down to chat! I’m pretty passionate about both lmao

[youspoketome]

ME FIRST AND THE GIMME GIMMES - HAVE A BALL (1997)

I met my best friend Kevin at summer camp in like 5th or 6th grade. I liked him because he was the only kid who brought a Star Wars dictionary to camp and he did this thing where he'd pretend to run into trees at full speed to impress girls. I'm pretty sure he liked me because I was the only kid who appreciated that he brought a Star Wars dictionary to camp and I was very impressed by his running into trees skills. The next summer I did some detective work to find his phone number so we could go to camp the same week again. Then we completely lost touch.

My introduction to Tooth & Nail Records through MxPx directed my musical discoveries for the next few years. Although I would occasionally venture out to other labels, they would still be Christian labels like Rescue Records, Bulletproof Music or Five Minute Walk*. I think the farthest I ventured out was when I rode the third wave of ska as far as The Mighty Mighty Bosstones' "The Impression That I Get." And even that was just for a single song.

*SIDEBAR: I'm realizing that I reference record labels a lot. More than the average person, I think. I realized very early on that many of the bands I listened to were on the same record label, Forefront. So from an early age I learned to use that to discover new bands. Most people have probably never heard of Rescue or Bulletproof, or if they have, they probably have completely forgotten their existence, but I always knew which record companies had the kind of bands I was going to like. This would continue for years, from T&N to Victory and Drive-Thru and Vagrant Records. It was an important thing to me for a very long time and has really only stopped kind of recently. The decline and death of the label system is kind of sad in a new way I've never thought of before.*

Even though I had that dubbed tape of DOOKIE, I never really got that into it. I don't know if it was a guilt thing or a format thing, but by the time I got to high school I had taken a hard stance against Green Day. I had a friend called John whose favorite band was Green Day and we made so much fun of him for it. John sat at the same desk as me during different periods of one of our classes and at one point he doodled the Green Day logo on it, so naturally I drew MxPx's Pokinatcha Punk stomping on it. There was another kid who sat at our table in the morning who had a THE COLOUR AND THE SHAPE Foo Fighters t-shirt that I would absolutely love now, but at the time I gave him a lot of crap for it.

It was easy to say I was making fun of these bands because they were on the radio (this was around when "Good Riddance [Time Of Your Life]" was getting a lot of airplay) and so they were "sellouts." The truth was, I had no idea who the Foo Fighters were or what they even sounded like, but it made me look far more punk to make fun of sellouts than admit that I only listened to Christian music and had zero idea who any of these other bands were.

I was so incredibly passionate about music, but so completely ignorant about so much of it. Already I was pretty much only wearing band t-shirts. Mike Herrera had a Spam shirt in the liner notes of TEENAGE POLITICS, so I got one of those, and everything else was Ghoti Hook, Value Pac, The O.C. Supertones, Squad Five-O, and Joy Electric. But all of those bands were (or would end up being) Tooth & Nail bands. I was obsessed with what I was into, and had no interest in anything else.

ANYWAY, at some point I started volunteering as a dishwasher for a couple weeks every summer at camp. Much like the first day of school when you'd wear your best brand new outfit, I always tried to wear my coolest clothes the first day of the week (The fact that a girl I liked was often there may have played a role in this too). On one week, my coolest clothes consisted of a Squad Five-O t-shirt with a Stryper logo swipe, camo cargo shorts, and argyle socks pulled up to my knees.

That same week my old camp friend Kevin, who I hadn't spoken to in years, and his friend Gabe were volunteer counselors. Obviously I wasn't there for it, but I believe that as they noticed me across the room for the first time their conversation went something like this:

Gabe: Look at that loser over there with the socks!

Kevin: Hey, I think I know that loser!

I ended up spending every free minute I had that week with them, discovering that Kevin and I still liked both Star Wars and girls and independently of each other, had both grown into not just big music fans, but into the same kind of music. The difference being, he did not limit himself to just Christian music. Before we parted ways when the week came to an end, we exchanged AOL instant messenger names and he gave me a piece of paper labeled "prescription," a list of bands for me to check out.

I don't remember any of the bands that were on that list except for Me First & the Gimme Gimmes. Between the NEVER SAY DINOSAUR compilation and Ghoti Hook's SONGS WE DIDN'T WRITE (not to mention MxPx's ON THE COVER), I had already developed a huge affinity for covers. So shortly after I got home I made the trip to the Best Buy at Northtown Mall to check out their CDs. At this point the Gimme Gimmes already had HAVE A BALL and ARE A DRAG available, but my mom suggested I go for the first one because I'd be familiar with more singer/songwriter songs from the 60's and 70's than showtunes.

There was nothing sonically groundbreaking about that album. It was a punk rock cover album. I was already listening to punk rock and I already knew most of the songs they were playing. But with it, I had just taken my first step into a larger world.

I very quickly followed up HAVE A BALL with ARE A DRAG. It also introduced me to Fat Wreck Chords (which may have also been somehow mentioned on my prescription from Kevin). I would continue discovering most of my new bands through Tooth & Nail compilation CDs, but I started branching out a little bit by buying Fat Wreck complications too.

It's crazy how important compilation CDs used to be when they don't even exist anymore. The internet ruins everything, I swear. Compilation CDs were the best. For a fraction of the price of a full length from any given band you could get like twice the amount of songs! Sure, maybe they weren't all winners, but for every band I hated like Tilt, there were three or four bands I would discover and fall in love with. There were some bands I would be introduced to from friends or my brother, but most everything I discovered on my own on a compilation CD. The following is a list of some of the bands from this era that I first heard on a compilation that I would end up either buying the CD of or dubbing a cassette of: The Cootees, The W's, Zao, Blindside, Shorthanded, The Dingees, Pedro The Lion, Roadside Monument Joy Electric, Joe Christmas, Furthermore, Strung Out, NOFX, Screeching Weasel, WIZO, Rancid, Bracket... And that's before you count the 100 band SHORT MUSIC FOR SHORT PEOPLE compilation. Technically, the LIFE IN THE FAT LANE compilation would be the first time I would ever hear The Ataris, but that's probably a story for a later installment.