#don't joke about that
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bisexualbaker · 7 months ago
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Casual reminder that making jokes about killing a US president, definitely sitting and possibly also former, can get you put on the Do Not Fly list at a minimum. Be careful.
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maverickcalf · 1 year ago
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You ever see a fanart and just go, "No, even jokingly this character wouldn't say that."
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mayhemchicken-artblog · 9 months ago
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
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beaft · 2 months ago
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it is legit bizarre to me how hard video game creators and film directors and showrunners try to pretend that fat people don't exist. can you think of the last time you saw a fat person in a lead role? god forbid a fat woman? i can walk down the street or go into a shop or restaurant and see fat people everywhere but then i switch on the tv and suddenly it's like a glimpse into an alternate universe where no one has a bmi over 24. insidious and weird
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gongyussy · 7 months ago
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i'll let phie-san say it:
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nefelibatat · 2 months ago
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So if I were to take away from this moment something deeper than “man Sevika's a freak”, I'd point out that we've seen the same tactic not long before.
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What does this say about Caitlyn? She's fighting dirty. She's fighting like a cornered rat. She's fighting like a Zaunite.
And first of all there's hypocrisy. Caitlyn's been calling these people animals and monsters and whatnot but when placed in an identical situation she responds identically. Case in point: getting so mad at Jinx for terrorizing people out of grief that she goes ahead and starts to terrorize people out of grief. Sevika's expression afterwards is mostly “joke's on you I'm into that” but there's some surprise there too — you wouldn't expect that move from a Piltie.
Then there's desperation. Because she needs revenge; she needs it or she'll never ever forgive herself for what happened. So she'll throw away her morals and her dignity and just do whatever it takes to achieve the goal, whether it means chomping on someone like a feral raccoon or becoming a military dictator… which puts her in the same mindset as Zaunites, all of whom are desperate to survive and a lot of whom could never afford morals and dignity in the first place.
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january-summers · 10 months ago
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"AO3 doesn't need a "dislike" button"
Um, actually, it already has one. Depending on your specs, it might look a little different but over all it looks kinda like this:
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You can find it at the corner of your screen, which corner is dependent on your layout.
Anyway, if you dislike a fic, you can hit this Dislike Button until the fic goes away. It really is pretty amazing actually.
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sparrowlucero · 7 months ago
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The greatest injustice ever faced is that I almost certainly started the still thriving "clown husbandry" tag on here, but any discussion about it (from a know your meme page to a youtube video with 500k views) says it's a joke of "unknown origin" or credited to this post, likely bouncing off of mine (which was actively circulating at the time with like 30k notes):
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This is a tragedy for many reasons, most of all because it wasn't just an offhand joke but actually a direct response to some of the funniest online hate I ever got:
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They're erasing the truest history of tumblr: its desperate need to seethe and argue over every obvious joke with more than 10 notes.
anyways here is the canonical pet clown. according to me
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prlssprfctn · 6 days ago
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Dick, sighing: Tiktok is getting banned. I am so sad. Like, how else will I get to rate Nightwing edits?
Bruce, sighing in relief: Finally. I still hadn't recovered from that one time when Gazette put a bunch of... edits? Of mine in the article about Wayne Enterprises.
Jason, who is chronically sitting online with VPN only: ...
Tim, who hacked servers to continue thristing over Timkon content: ...
Jason: (silently sends another tiktok in Tim's dms)
Tim: (silently types LMAO)
Dick, glaring at them, trying to hide their giggles: ...You both. Show your phones now.
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Yeah, I don't know about you, Fidds, but I'd fold at this 🙏
Previous!!
Next!!
First!!
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unsung-idiot · 5 months ago
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way to ruin the mood
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months ago
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Soup solves everything.
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lazylittledragon · 8 days ago
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what if i broke all the bones in your legs actually
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yellowyola · 28 days ago
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Benzo doesn't get paid anything at all to deal with this 😔
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funishment-time · 8 months ago
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kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure
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