#don't even try to deny it

[gooodomens]

neil writing the last 10 minutes 💀

[eternalremorse]

Evelyn: "Don't look at me with those eyes"

Sebastian: "What eyes?"

[acewitch-writes]

James. Sirius. Remus with a small dick. TELL ME MORE (crawling out the depths from our discord bc everyone needs to know about this)

YES BESTIE I AM HERE TO SERVE

OKAY PICTURE IT:

Sirius and James share everything, so of course they're gonna share Remus, right? And I'm so sick of the fandom obsession with sub sissy waif-boy Sirius with his micro-peen and dom daddy Remus with his monster dong, it's completely overdone and I am craving variety.

So I'm pushing the twink Remus agenda to combat the fetishized werewolf monster cock narrative the fandom has for Remus. I've been envisioning a potential smutfic in which hung James and Sirius DP Remus, and the whole time they are just gushing about his adorable little cock. And Remus loves it, it's literally his wildest dream come true to be wedged between Sirius Black and James Potter while they dote on him and shower him in endless praise (and a touch of degradation for optimum kinky potential)

Also, since "top" and "bottom" are not lifelong roles assigned based on dick size and height in mlm ships, small dick Remus def gets to top Sirius at least once. And Sirius really cares about bolstering Remus' confidence because the poor dude is just so lacking in it, so he puts on the performance of a lifetime and makes him feel like a fucking God. Remus is so pleased with himself afterwards and he struts around with a rare spring in his step for weeks. (And Sirius will never admit to him that it was actually a little underwhelming)

[inv3ga]

What if Vessel had a thing about clavicles?

Fat, skinny,young, old, skin disorder

Does. Not. Matter.

He's gonna be checking out dem bones.

Fat? He loves the softness cushioning your bones.

Skinny? Da' dips ( no, not 1997 hit by Freak Nasty :c)

Young? Just makes sure you have none showing. Showing in the little ones usually means malnutrition, and he won't stand for that.

Old? Wants to imagine your life by the state of your bones pushing and shoving to get to their respective place against the skin.

Skin disorder? As long as it doesn't hurt, he'll ask to touch it to be awestruck by your ability to cope with this ailment.

Give. Him. Them. Clavvys.

[thisisyourdriverspeaking]

Sprint races just feel like an excuse to hand out points to Max for turning up tbh

[twentyfunnybunnies]

obi-wan is a sassy king

and don't even tell me he doesn't make dad jokes at Anakin and Ahsoka because he totally does. Maybe a few times he slips and dad-jokes windu

[hart1ey]

chris: hey babe can i play some white noise to help me sleep? *puts on 10 hours of relaxing club penguin music playlist*

[tomscottsredshirt]

tomrades we all know what we're looking at here.

[firequeenofficial]

Desert Duo.

they're divorced. they weren't even married. this isn't romantic. they're definitely not platonic. they're cinematic parallels. they are fighting the narrative. they slowly built their relationship. they rely and trust each other. they were aggressively thrown into this. they want to bite each other's head off. they kill for each other. they live for each other. they should kiss. they would put each other in a blender. they're insane. they don't even realise. they're fully aware of it.

[softe-gay-mothman]

the funniest thing about the hannibal Fandom is the army of transmasc will graham kinnies who have definitely thought about Cannibal Top Surgery

[gremlin-mom]

@ramicat this you?

[moonyinchaos]

Smoochies 🥰🥰

favorite jackie x hyde moment(s) [₃/₃]

6x03: puddin’ pop (requested by @jacquelineshyde)

[besavvy]

You know how in most fanfiction Peter Parker has like a ridiculously strong sense of smell? He usually is portrayed as having a nose pretty comparable to the average dog.

Medical alert service dogs are trained to look for certain scents to make their handlers aware that they are about to have a medical episode-usually well before it actually happens.

Peter could be a human service dog.

Just imagine spiderman being midfight with this gang or whatever and all of the sudden he's like trying to get this one dude to sit down or something because he's about to have a seizure.

Or he's helping some lost kid and gets him a snack because his blood sugar is tanking.

Or maybe while they're working in the lab one day he suddenly stops and tells Tony to take his migraine meds and Tony of course is like… why?? I feel fine??? And Peter is like no seriously. You about to be Miserable. Take your meds.

And he's right! And Tony is just like wtf?????

I thought of this while I when I was reading a fanfic and my service dog wouldn't leave me the heck alone because she knew twenty minutes before it happened that I was about to have a severe blood sugar crash.

[thisisyourdriverspeaking]

Cannot wait for nobody to defend against Max tomorrow when he comes to overtake them 🙄

[girl-drink-drunk]

yeah maybe danbert isn't canon but when one of them is trying to distract themselves listening to the other have sex, goes upstairs and there's a shot of him looking on longingly at what he can't have before going downstairs looking at the ground and sadly running his hand along his shirt and tie what else can it be?

[the-muppet-joker]

what if I kin YOU. what then.

Everyone kins me