#don't eat drywall
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thegooberestofgangs · 2 years ago
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Are you bored? Go eat drywall It's free, it's easy, it's convenient #MakeDrywallGreatAgain
-Oliver
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yardsards · 9 months ago
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"i don't ship laios and marcille-" oh yeah same, their relationship is so much more compelling to me viewed through a platonic lens than a romantic one
"-like, marcille clearly hates laios" are we reading/watching the same series??? did you just stop after the first couple chapters??? look at their relationship development, that's her friend! her bestie, even!!!
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fernsnailz · 5 months ago
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sorry these kinds of comments have been really pissing me off recently lol
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tickles-and-dimes · 1 month ago
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I know it's sole sunday, so just imagine your feet are trapped under my arm 😌
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utilitycaster · 1 year ago
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Various CR characters, the latest of which is Ashton Greymoore: I don't believe in fate
Matthew Mercer, descending directly into the narrative: the interplay of fate and free will is the most consistent culture-spanning theme in the entire universe I built and is set up as the crux of the finale of Campaign 3 so your belief does not actually matter but this is a great character trait for you to have so go off
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fleshmaid · 6 months ago
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back at it again with my bs
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apricior · 2 years ago
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i know this episode was supposed to be about scary and her grief but good god normal saying "everybody's falling in love with everyone else but me" fucking broke me
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skyloftian-nutcase · 1 year ago
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Y'all I am foaming at the mouth over day 10, I am feral, this is not ok oh my gosh someone get these blorbos out of my head
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coldshrugs · 1 year ago
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you're the only roof i'm standing under
blessed with a @ryuichifoxe commission of snuggly io and estinien 🥰
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twifairy · 2 months ago
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Teia should kiss Crow Rook. Just to start shit.
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kingthunder · 1 year ago
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lmao I'm playing astarion origin and i drained a companion to death on bite night just to see what would happen (sorry wyll) and not only was he un-revivable, but no one in camp had a single word to say about it
larian explain
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yardsards · 1 year ago
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whatever the fuck griffin put in the female ipre members is like catnip to me. i am physically incapable of being calm and collected about lup or lucretia
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nyan-bynary · 4 months ago
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It's 1 am now but I'll have those ocs done by tomorrow trust you me
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the-one-who-lambs · 1 year ago
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writing tips
writing hard
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ginger-oot · 9 months ago
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moment of truth ending more like moment of heartbreak. sorrow even. horrible how in machine route you can't save hank even when you try to; he goes off the rail &/or takes you with him
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quinnnfabrgay-writes · 1 month ago
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don't mind me, just a little work rant below the cut
i completely understand not liking leaving a voicemail at a business, i get it i really do. i hate making phone calls in the first place
but if you are going to call a salon repeatedly, not leave a message, then not try to make a booking request online, but instead come into the salon when it is OBVIOUSLY BUSY and start complaining about how no one has been answering the phone, i'm sorry but kindly get fucked
i am one fucking person who is basically working three roles (four if you count my apprenticeship) and our stylists have been booked back to back to back these last two weeks trying to accommodate their guests
it's not like i have one job where all i do is sit at the front desk waiting for the phone to ring
do not come into our establishment and start complaining "your phone doesn't work," because you refuse to leave a voicemail, because you're not gonna like my solution
like, we had this lady come in the other day, and as i was getting her checked out she was like "oh, i referred a friend to get her hair done here, but when she said she tried to call the number that it wasn't working."
so i thought, okay maybe she had the wrong number or accidentally typed it in wrong when sending it to her friend, so i reread our number to her and she was like "oh, yeah that's the number i gave her, she said it just kept ringing and ringing." and this was towards the end of a very rough and busy two weeks at the salon, so i wasn't feeling as understanding as i usually am and just gave it to her straight and immediately was like "okay, that just means someone's not available to answer the phone, but if she calls and that happens again, she can leave a voicemail and we will get back to her, we check them multiple times a day."
and it was clear she did not appreciate my answer, but is it really that hard of a concept to grasp????
I understand playing phone tag is not fun, but jesus fucking christ people
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