#don't eat drywall
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Are you bored? Go eat drywall It's free, it's easy, it's convenient #MakeDrywallGreatAgain
-Oliver
#for legal reasons im joking#for legal reasons this is a joke#don't eat drywall#that shit is bad for you#drywall#is not a good food source#do not consume it#okay#thank you
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"i don't ship laios and marcille-" oh yeah same, their relationship is so much more compelling to me viewed through a platonic lens than a romantic one
"-like, marcille clearly hates laios" are we reading/watching the same series??? did you just stop after the first couple chapters??? look at their relationship development, that's her friend! her bestie, even!!!
#eliot posts#dunme#dungeon meshi#marcille+laios are so barry+taako coded. to me.#the anime is only at the beginning of their friendship arc but it's already so good#and as someone who has read the manga it only gets better from here#they love each other so much and care about each other's wellbeing and trust each other and admire each other's skills so much#i want to eat drywall over these two they are best friends#basically i have more in common w someone who says those two love each other romantically#than i do w someone who says they don't love each other at all#(well. assuming the former is serious abt their characters and not just boring tropey shipping main guy w main girl yk)
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sorry these kinds of comments have been really pissing me off recently lol
#it's been kinda hard for me to pinpoint WHY exactly these sort of comments feel insulting#but i think it's mostly because it implies my original work is purposefully and inherently derivative of things i have no connection to#while i think being derivative in art is. kinda unavoidable in a sense (and something i'm aware i do consciously and unconsciously)#it feels like a slap in the face when people imply that my work cannot hold its own merit and need to be compared to#something in the popular conscious#and like sometimes people don't know it's original art which is fine#but it also doesn't hurt to ask if it's original instead of just. immediately assuming or comparing it to something else#i know this will only get more difficult as i continue to drift away from fanart and fan works#but i really want to be able to be proud of my original work and i want to share more! because it's a part of me!!#but its really hard when it feels like i'm always going to be compared to things people care about more!!!! AAAUGH#god. ok sorry i need to get that off my chest. if anyone compares computer angel to TMA again im gonna start eating drywall#fern's sketchbook
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I know it's sole sunday, so just imagine your feet are trapped under my arm 😌
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Various CR characters, the latest of which is Ashton Greymoore: I don't believe in fate
Matthew Mercer, descending directly into the narrative: the interplay of fate and free will is the most consistent culture-spanning theme in the entire universe I built and is set up as the crux of the finale of Campaign 3 so your belief does not actually matter but this is a great character trait for you to have so go off
#i just wrote the wiki article for the skein of fate and it's like#the divine and the arcane and the natural and the fey all united in this concept!#objectively tangible! arguably truer than even the gods! everything is the thread of destiny and the choices you make with it!#fundamentally tied into the cycle of life and death! you don't need to believe in it bc it exists outside of you and doesn't care!#critical role#critical role spoilers#for matt being like anyway ashton you grab the spark as was fated#(also. if you were to ask me. ashton 100% wants fate to be real and for them to be special)#(but also if fate is real what were the first 28-ish years of their life what was that bullshit; hurts less if it's not real.)#anyhow join me in eating drywall
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back at it again with my bs
#2am wip posting yaa#scared of doing the textures on the bg man i hate doing textures#my art#ultrakill#if i don't finish this i'm going to eat drywall
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i know this episode was supposed to be about scary and her grief but good god normal saying "everybody's falling in love with everyone else but me" fucking broke me
#dndads#dndads spoilers#trying so hard to be loved wanting the person you're crushing on (or anyone) to fall for you#but knowing you're not an option. never have been never will be. always forced to stay behind and look at others#form the relationships that you so desperately crave#don't mind me i'm going to eat drywall for the next ten thousand years#also where is CAL'S NORMAL HANAHAKI DISEASE FANART
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Y'all I am foaming at the mouth over day 10, I am feral, this is not ok oh my gosh someone get these blorbos out of my head
#screaming crying throwing up eating drywall#random rambles#how in the world did I find so much motivation to write so many prompts#the imprisoning war blorbos are gonna destroy me ok#skye time travels through the queue#I am spacing out my rambles because I need to write them down but don't want to bombard y'all lol
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you're the only roof i'm standing under
blessed with a @ryuichifoxe commission of snuggly io and estinien 🥰
#io laithe#estinien varlineau#io/estinien#ffxiv#this has actually ruined me......#their expressions are so happy and comfy#the forehead touch/nuzzle is SO soft#his hand in her hair??????? hers grabbing his collar???????? HELP?#HER NOSE!!!!#and their hair is just. gorgeous omg. BOTH turned out so perfect and exactly how i envision both their lengths/styles#i have just been staring at this and listening to their playlist for hours askldfjsklf#imagining him giving her a lil dirty dancing style nose kiss and eating drywall#how do i recover? HOW do i RECOVER?#anyway. thank you so much ryu T^T i cannot tell you how much i love this#i know you don't do comms often so i feel so so lucky to have this it has done so much for soothing the horrors lmao :')#i'm high on fanfest news djdjdhfjf posting this even though i was gonna wait a bit 🥴🥴🥴
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Teia should kiss Crow Rook. Just to start shit.
#lucanis is too polite “Teia! Don't flirt with my... Colleague”#viago would start eating drywall#teia cantori#rook de riva
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lmao I'm playing astarion origin and i drained a companion to death on bite night just to see what would happen (sorry wyll) and not only was he un-revivable, but no one in camp had a single word to say about it
larian explain
#there's so much effort put into tiny details#and then sometimes the big ones are just completely fumbled#it's so fucking weird#did they not expect people to actually play these?#bg3#astarion#astarion origin#don't get me started on romancing karlach as astarion origin I'll start eating drywall
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whatever the fuck griffin put in the female ipre members is like catnip to me. i am physically incapable of being calm and collected about lup or lucretia
#eliot posts#taz#lucretia my beloved poor little meow meow who has committed Atrocities and and i love her#lup the woman the myth the legend the spectre haunting every inch of the narrative that you don't see at first but then can't STOP seeing#i'm going to go eat fucking drywall brb
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It's 1 am now but I'll have those ocs done by tomorrow trust you me
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writing tips
writing hard
#hannah's rambles#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#I'm gonna get this scene's pacing right if it KILLS ME#i have too many ideas as I'm writing it and don't want to change the direction too much#but that's also kinda how conversations go anyway#EATS DRYWALL
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moment of truth ending more like moment of heartbreak. sorrow even. horrible how in machine route you can't save hank even when you try to; he goes off the rail &/or takes you with him
#good scene. good scene#i also am eating drywall abt the whole “you don't feel emotions; you fake them.” bit#because yeah. yeah. preformative is on par for connor#honestly would've liked it if this confrontation gave a second chance at deviation#bc hank and connor are so close at that point#dunno.#dbh#talk tag
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don't mind me, just a little work rant below the cut
i completely understand not liking leaving a voicemail at a business, i get it i really do. i hate making phone calls in the first place
but if you are going to call a salon repeatedly, not leave a message, then not try to make a booking request online, but instead come into the salon when it is OBVIOUSLY BUSY and start complaining about how no one has been answering the phone, i'm sorry but kindly get fucked
i am one fucking person who is basically working three roles (four if you count my apprenticeship) and our stylists have been booked back to back to back these last two weeks trying to accommodate their guests
it's not like i have one job where all i do is sit at the front desk waiting for the phone to ring
do not come into our establishment and start complaining "your phone doesn't work," because you refuse to leave a voicemail, because you're not gonna like my solution
like, we had this lady come in the other day, and as i was getting her checked out she was like "oh, i referred a friend to get her hair done here, but when she said she tried to call the number that it wasn't working."
so i thought, okay maybe she had the wrong number or accidentally typed it in wrong when sending it to her friend, so i reread our number to her and she was like "oh, yeah that's the number i gave her, she said it just kept ringing and ringing." and this was towards the end of a very rough and busy two weeks at the salon, so i wasn't feeling as understanding as i usually am and just gave it to her straight and immediately was like "okay, that just means someone's not available to answer the phone, but if she calls and that happens again, she can leave a voicemail and we will get back to her, we check them multiple times a day."
and it was clear she did not appreciate my answer, but is it really that hard of a concept to grasp????
I understand playing phone tag is not fun, but jesus fucking christ people
#don't even get me started on the people who call last minute and are mad because we don't have anywhere to squeeze them in#“well i've been seeing her for over a decade can't she just make this one exception?” MA'AM#absolutely the fuck not#kaitlin rambles#kaitlin complains#i love my job but some of the clientele makes me want to eat drywall
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