#don't be a testicle

[puppy-coded]

i don't hate gay people

I AM GAY MORON

I CAN'T SEE THAT YOU FUCKING TESTICLE

[littlemisswrath9]

I just want to thank @xbaebsae for her amazing mods, I always thought it was so unfair that Joseph was walking around shirtless like 98% percent of the entire game while Jacob and John were clothed.

[worstloki]

zionists don't realise it but saying 'this is the most jewish thing ever!' and 'people hate when jews do something clever' and and reporting it as 'innovative methods which carried out a precise military operation' and joking about ongoing attacks using everyday technology to injure thousands of civilians is not. good

[zeeckz]

for the non-spanish speakers:

Kaz: Okay. Let's talk about Che Güevara. You know who he is, right?

Chico: What.......?

Kaz: El Che. Che Güevara. Do you really not know who he is?

Chico: Guevara...

Kaz: Yeah. Güevara. Tell me what you know about him.

Chico: No, Kaz... It's pronounced Guevara. Like... Like "gecko".

Chico: Don't say Güevara, it's- um... just don't say it.

[jellilly]

RPDR Global All Stars is truly a fever dream.

Thinking about how highly anticipated a global all stars season was VS its current reception.. it's such a let down from what people were expecting! And no wonder - the blatant favouritism for english speaking ru-girls is frustrating, the weird and awkward energy that some queens have around Nehellenia is off-putting especially because it seems like it came from nowhere, and the complete 180 in the image of previously beloved queens like Kitty and Kween due to the less-than-favourable edit they're getting is jarring to the point of confusion because they seem to be set-up to be front-runners but are edited in a way that makes you NOT want to root for them? Who does that serve?

And NOW, it's coming out that there might've been some backstage drama as well like for example Nelly mentioned during her livestream post episode 9 that she told production she felt bullied by Kween after what happened in untucked but production told her Kween is allowed to give her opinion? Also, ALLEGEDLY, there was an altercation of some sorts between Alyssa and Kween? Why would they leave that out of the edit?! What is going on!! This season is bonkers!!

I always have predictions about how the finale is going to turn out and who I think has the biggest chance for the crown but I genuinely cannot tell who's going to win this season. There is absolutely no clear direction this season is going on so at least it gets points for being unpredictable or whatever.

I can't wait for us to look back at this season in awe at how terrible everything about it was. AS1 might even be dethroned by GAS for the worst drag race season! Werk!

[thinking-emoji]

Um question to all my followers. Can you just quickly let me know what vibes I give off in general because ...

[supercantaloupe]

rereading too like the lightning, inarguably the book where mycroft is at his fucking weirdest, is an experience. i nearly forgot about that time he forcibly genders someone as female and then explicitly tells the reader off for assuming it's because they're a housekeeper and he's like NO that's a STEREOTYPE. it's because she's like a lionness who will rip your head off if you threaten her cub because of her motherly instincts

[heroes-fading]

we went to a friend's wedding this weekend that was one of those weddings where you only know like 3 people and they're all in the bridal party so you gotta sit separate from them. you are fending for yourself.

the wedding is in a rural part of the state in a very stereotypically yeehaw steakhouse (i don't even live in the south but their thing is they fry bull testicles I do not know Why). they both have big families and went to the city for college where they met. people are wearing jeans. country music is playing. it's whiter than the cast of friends. this is a Rural Wedding.

i jokingly say I will not ask anyone where they were on january 6th.

my husband decides, after talking with the strangers at our table for five minutes:

"anyway, where were all of you during january 6th?"

this happened more than once. and then i drank until I forgot

[fourfuckinghorsemen]

And I do possess nerves and every other anatomical structure, what an absolute idiot. If I did not possess any nerves, then I would not be able to communicate here, unable to move my fingers across a keyboard, or think at all. Whoever that foolish impersonator is, they do not have the most basic anatomical knowledge, what a moron.

Oh. Wait. You seriously thought that was someone impersonating you? It's not. They're someone that's keeping a close eye on me, I threatened them for that exact reason. 🤷‍♂️

[percussiveadventure]

The gun does go on the left but the toast goes under the bacon and the egg goes on top of the bacon who is washing all them dishes the dishwasher broke 4 years ago and it's a fortune for a new one that'll break down about 45 minutes after the warranty expires

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

[drosophilid]

i should clarify that john dies at the end was really bad like even with my 13 year old literacy level it annoyed me a lot. but i do sometimes wonder if the random meat horror + train of consciousness narration book inspired my bad story pacing today

[satanicmacchiato]

huge emphasis on them misusing cultural terms they don't respect enough to learn the proper context for