#btw this was all made possible because in 1800 Fergus McBergus crossbred a monkey and a horse to make an evil monkeyhorse
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i should clarify that john dies at the end was really bad like even with my 13 year old literacy level it annoyed me a lot. but i do sometimes wonder if the random meat horror + train of consciousness narration book inspired my bad story pacing today
#it tries to be funny and relatable etc but comes off as pretty crass and paradoxically boring from what i remember#but basically the average book in this series is like.#we smoked the FARTO drug that makes you see into the year 4000 and it summoned intergalactic testicle worms#and if we (3 to 4 random guys from the gas station) don't stop them they're going to destroy the world#btw this was all made possible because in 1800 Fergus McBergus crossbred a monkey and a horse to make an evil monkeyhorse#altering the timeline forever
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