#don't be a dude bro
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i can't believe that we're doing 'i use bro/dude in a gender neutral way' discourse in 2024 because even without the blatant transmisogyny of being unwilling to make incredibly minor linguistic concessions for the sake of not casually misgendering trans women, 'dont call people things that will upset them' is a concept literal kindergartners are capable of grasping. if someone says 'don't use these words to refer to me, i don't like it' and your response is anything but 'sorry, i won't do it again' then the kindest possible interpretation of your behavior is that you are a huge asshole that nobody should want to hang out with.
#'i call everyone dude/bro/man its equality' is just the transmisogynistic version of 'i dont see race'#like yeah i also call everyone those things. unless they say they don't want me to. and then i won't do it. huge!
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So funny Viktor chooses to present himself to Jayce as a white-golden robot (considering it is shown he could possess one of his followers) despite his representative colors being purple and blue (during s2 arc 1 and arc 2 and as the Herald Machine). But for the very specific purpose of convincing Jayce to join him, he's represented in the colors associated with Mel. Literally CATWALKING into the room, which is an action associated with Mel too
#jayce arcane#jayvik#viktor arcane#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#wow another Mel/Viktor parallel i could have never expected it im so surprised#im so upset with the dude of the show that say they are just a very powerful friendship#like bro have you seen your own show?#you have paralleled them with Vi-Jinx Vander-Silco Powder-Ekko Mel-Jayce#their relationship is beyond human comprehension they are literally everything and anything they want to#and the show doesn't belong to Arcane writers or creators#it belongs to the fandom so idgaf what you think they are because im interpreting a piece of media however i want#idk idk kill the author i don't care what the creators think I wasn't asking for their permission at the moment I saw the show#why don't you let a fandom love and interpret a piece of media just bc it doesn't fit with your interpretation?
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Fellas is it gay to kiss your fellow transmigration bro on the mouth with tongue?
#svsss#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#cumplane#airplane shooting towards the sky#peerless cucumber#airplane bro#cucumber bro#He's kissing him to prove he's not gay#no you don't understand he's NOT gay thats why he can deepen the kiss#no listen hes not gay at all thats why he can straddle his hips and leab over him#its just guys being dudes nothing to see here#my art#nibbelraz
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"Hah, dude doesn't even know he's in my tamagotchi."
#For some reason he gave me early 2000s vibes as i was drawing him? So of course I turned his box into a tamagotchi✨#Tinky#I don't care about cannon lore or timelines... all i know is this version of Tinky would torment the SHIT out of College ted.#t’noy karaxis#Nightmare time#time bastard#thinks i proof read it: writes always twice#hatchetfield#Heheh - Silly slushie idea came from @yourlocalabomination#and Edgelord Tinky convo idea came from @raftersomefood#God this particular Human tinky would talk so annoying... SOOO Dude-Bro 💛#Anyway i guess i should have tried making him look like curt instead of winging it cuz everyone thought i was drawing Goat ted???#I do think he came out too thin - I dunno know what happened#(PS. feel free to find me on insta for some close ups [same user] and follow me for my annoying stories where i post shitty progress pics)
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Electrochemistry in Disco Elysium is so funny cuz it is literally this image
#disco elysium#harry du bois#like straight up#electrochemistry is not helpful at all bro wants to party and that's it#They don't give a fuck that u lost ur memories#in fact go lose more of them dude let's get trashed#Volition is in charge of kicking his ass
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I am perfectly normal about his laugh-
“The G in Gale stands for giggles apparently”
#I SWEAR I'LL DELETE THIS LATER PROBABLY BUT I'M DYING RN#BRO IS A GIGGLER AND EXPECTS ME TO BE NORMAL ABOUT IT#FUCKS SAKE MAN OH MY GOD#don't look at me pls#it's a scream into the void#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale of waterdeep#dude just *sounds* like he's hella ticklish you know-
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need to find more gender-neutral terms that fit the same vibe as dude/bro/man that aren't buddy or pal, cuz in my head you only call someone that if you wanna start shit
#know a lot of peeps don't like dude or bro so im trying to find alternatives#buddy or pal always seem to be the first recommendations but in my head you don't really call someone that unless you got beef with em#not somethin you say to an individual person only in groups settings like buddies or pals#maybe ill just go back to my cyberpunk roots and start calling everyone choom again lmao
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Moulin Rouge AU
The story follows Moulin Rouge star performer, Daniel LaRusso, and an American writer, Johnny Lawrence, as they navigate through a tumultuous love affair. Little do they know about John Kreese's plan: set LaRusso up with a wealthy man, Terry Silver, to take revenge on Mr. Miyagi, Daniel's father.
#u guys i have had this since june in my drafts i think it's time to set it free HAHA#i don't even remember how i came up with this. i think i was screaming el tango de roxanne and then this happened lmao#okay i remembered actually. it always pissed me off how Christian was JEALOUS#like bro my dude your girl loves you. she didn't want to do this. and you're JEALOUS#(maybe i interpreted it wrong. i hope i did)#and the same goes for that au where johnny is in tkk3. like he could be jealous of silver at first when he also considered him a good guy#“no wonder daniel is looking at him with those puppy eyes. he's handsome tall and knows karate better than me:(”#but when he found out about silver's true face he would be just angry and try to open daniel's eyes until it's too late.#anyway-#the karate kid#daniel larusso#john kreese#who wasn't supposed to be here but i liked marty in Shootfighter too much not to include lol#terry silver#johnny lawrence#lawrusso#cobra husbands or/and silverusso if u squint
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What it is about kind male video game companions that male gamers absolutely HATE?
I've seen it happen with Dragon Age's Alistair, Mass Effect's Kaidan, and even lowkey KOTOR's Carth Onasi (emphasis on kind, not necessarily nice, cause dude had a bit of an attitude in the beginnning). Now I'm seeing it with Gale of Waterdeep from Baldur's Gate 3.
Men hate him! Admittedly, many women seem to also hate Gale (Though from what I'm observing, it seems to be because his romance is bugged in a way that doesn't recognize when you've rejected him, so to many it comes off as not taking no for an answer -- but that's the fault of the game, not the character). The other reason I'm seeing from women is that he supposedly doesn't respect boundaries, citing his relationship with Mystra, but... were yall listening to him at all?
1. This goddess took interest in him as a *child* prodigy, became his mentor, and then his lover??? That's sus as hell.
2. It's not like he and Mystra had personal boundaries set specifically for their relationship, and he decided to cross them, it was that Mystra has general magical limitations for magic users in general, and Gale thought he would be an exception because she treated him as special, and because his reasons for pushing his magical limitations were to restore a part of her she'd lost. I've also seen people say he downplays that as a simple mistake made in his youth, but from the actual conversation with him, it's very clear he regrets that so?? I don't get it. (maybe I'm misremembering or missing more of the story, I'm only at the beginning of Act 2)
But this post is a reaction-rant to seeing too many male creators on tiktok hate on Gale so badly it's becoming obnoxious. And their reasons are so weak, yet fuel hatred so strong. They just find him so annoying, and I guess to each their own, but I don't get why, and I don't get why men always seem to find those kinds of emotionally available, kind for the sake of being kind, male characters annoying.
#baldur's gate 3#gale of waterdeep#alistair theirin#dragon age#kaidan alenko#mass effect#carth onasi#kotor#men also hated on anders because of accidental gay romance which is telling but I don't think that's the reason for disliking gale#the dude on tiktok was listing gale's 'crimes' as reasons for his beef with him#and apparently gale needing 3 subpar enchanted items from him was just too much#and survival wasn't a good enough reason to take them#....did you miss the part about the nuke in his chest bro. if he doesn't survive neither does the storm coast buddy#my post#maybe i shouldn't had made this post. I haven't even triggered his romance yet and I don't want spoilers#bg3 spoilers#FUCK i just realized i said storm coast instead of sword coast. dragon age brainrot never goes away
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#art#zures art#this started as a Lestat and then i don't know what happened so..#heres a guy...here's a dude.....here's some man...#and then i thought i could get away with saying its manga Lestat but i started cleaning it and coloring it and i went ah....yeah no....#so..... zures original art????#original art#yaoi ass looking guy with big ol paws bro
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"Do you have a man named Juan visiting your home this night? Tell him his brother would speak with him."
#i love toxic yaoi and galaxy brained rare ships#do you think they've explored each other's bodies?#micheletto be like if i can't rawdog my master who i'm in love with then i'll do his bro[GUNSHOT] [CAR CRASH] [FLAT LINE]#like i don't care you cannot convince me that the tension wasn't intentional i rest my case#the intense staring juan is giving to micheletto ohhhhh#honestly everyone wanna bang each other in this show#two dudes who both have homoerotic tension with cesare lol#the borgias#theborgiasedit#perioddramaedit#david oakes#cinemapix#tvarchive#sean harris#micheletto corella#juan borgia#tvedit#filmgifs#smallscreensource#by jen
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I don't really draw him often so here some sketches for you :7
#I don't see him as a buff cunty dude#more like a really cool bro#and hes kinda just average#I generally headcanon him as the chillest and coolest guy alive that youngsters would admire#and that's kinda how is it#but without all the weird stuff y'know????#homestuck#doodles#bro strider#bro#my art#request
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if i draw jamils applepom enough will he comw home?
#im literally so broke#bro please#jamil i have ur bf come get him dude#hes asking me if i want to work in the mostro lounge#I really don't#plz#anyways his card is just so pretty i need it#twisted wonderland#jamil viper#twst#disney twisted wonderland#twst jamil#twst fanart
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I realised I don't draw enough Mareach. I'm too busy with my green twinks lol. Solution: Beach double date vacation? Hell yeah!
I need to stop doing beeg pages of smol drawings they take so long to do. But also theyre so fun
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#i don't draw the princesses enough#dude they are both so hard to draw#hopefully they turned out ok lol#i know Mario has a bald body in the games but idc#chonky Mario#shirtless fat men are good for my artistic growth#it took me so long to decide the colours for Luigi and Peach's dresses so I just went for the safe colours so hopefully theyre ok#mareach#luisley#mario and luigi#prince peasley#princess peach#super mario#mario bros#smok shrooms
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feathered (?) friends 😊
#Minecraft#minecraft story mode#mcsm#Mcsm archie#Minecraft allay#Minecraft parrot#Scarlet macaw#I KNOWWWW there's no allays in mcsm but I've seen two diff AUS with one so like.. 😋#The one I had in mind for this guy was DragonBMA's Callou#Hence the interaction with Archie#There's also the Allay from Enden Alogor's forest guardian au (idk if that one has a name tho.. sorry dude 😞)#Even if those two critters didn't exist it's my mcsm sketchbook I do what I want 😝#The way Tumblr has beaf with that allay pic btw this is the third time trying to get that photo up what the freak#Sorry for bad quality I still don't understand how to post traditional art#HOLY SHIT WAIT I HAVE A SCANNING THINGY#IF I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THAT WERE LAUGHING BRO
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It’s not because he’s Jason it’s because he was right, and one of the only men who is in a position to do what he did. The student who said it was wrong, and maybe Jason could have used a different word but the point stands. You don’t get to call someone’s family a slur and have them be okay with it while you film them and think you’re invincible because you’re filming and in public and don’t know how to interact in the real world. More people should get their insults turned back on them and their phones smashed. And frankly dude bros and swifties and gay guys all agree…Jason is on the right side here, not because he’s a Kelce but because the student deserved it.
this is not about whether he's allowed to defend his brother. jason was not in the right for turning around and spitting the slur back as an insult. 'maybe jason could have used a different word' damn right he fucking could have. he is a cishet man there is no reason for him to use that word in a derogatory manner ever.
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