#don't be a basic bitch

[lazylittledragon]

so uhhhhhhhh. not to be cryptic and bitchy on main but congratulations to everyone in my messages for like 5 months on being right i guess

[legendary-cookies]

"Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go ape shit?"

[bittersweetyrn]

big fan of essek thelyss, not the fanon interpretation, which is either "smol bean, tiny fragile elf who's a sweetheart and basically a child" or people mistakenly calling betrayal of one's home country a "war crime" and then proceeding to be flippant about it anyway, but the real Essek

pretentious motherfucker that committed treason bc he though he was smarter than everyone else

learned to float literally just to impress other rich people

canonically neutral evil

basically head spymaster of his country and master of lies but sucks shit lying to his friends

stayed bitchy even after his redemption arc

"there is nothing I would love more than to not be around you all for the remainder of this day"

a space wizard that crushed someone with telekenesis just to show off (the person was already dying)

sexy feet, nice ass, overall hottie

fell in love with a traumatized wizard of his enemy country and it was mutual despite all the betrayal

faggot

gave away state secrets to enemy wizard bc he though he was sexy

discovered time travel with his boyfriend

proceeded to say they shouldn't use time travel (bc now he's a good boy) but was willing to sacrifice everything and help if his bf wanted to use it

once confessed he had such a bad fight with his dad that his dad ran into the demon caves and never returned (essek doesn't feel bad about this at all)

young for an elf but still 120 years old, he called his bf "young man" and flexed on him about how much more evil he is

[brainrotcharacters]

"found your new anchor being"

"and we're doing just fine, you piece of shit"

[lalosalamcnca]

[buckybarnesss]

i've been keeping up with the blake lively suit against justin baldoni and in summarization he hasn't denied he harassed her at all and instead is just using the "she's a bitch" narrative and "oh yeah she was flirting with me" tactic to discredit her.

i ain't even going to do the thing where people wring their hands and say they're not fans of blake and she's a terrible person and a mean girl because none of it means she deserved to be sexually harassed and her reputation drug through the mud because she's holding a man accountable for his disgusting audacity.

i'm still seeing that bullshit on social media. you're support for victims cannot end when it's someone you don't like and find cringe or insufferable. feminism is not quantified by being likeable.

[bareback-to-the-future]

gucci gucci louis louis fendi fendi prada…..

[guujikaroko]

I gotta say, the relationship between Wanderer and Lumine is incredibly intimate in the weirdest way possible.

Like, she knows the trajectory of his entire life. From the abandoned puppet to the wandering eccentric to the nihilistic Harbinger to the simple drifter. She's seen the memories of 80% of all that AT LEAST.

Lumine has met his facets, pretty much all of them; outward appearances, masks, festering negativity, sorrow, fury, the deep void beneath it all, and what came after too. She has seen him at his very, very worst and has seen him crawl out of there and stand up.

And the Wanderer is... Pretty much okay with that? He doesn't mind at all?? There's isn't embarrassment or anger or anything that implies he might not be comfortable with the Traveler knowing him from inside out??? In fact, since he asked for her to name him, I'd say he pretty much encourages it????

This has kinda been driving me crazy for a while because since when do you get along so well with her, my dude? Was this an Enemies to Lovers thing for you? Are you on the tsundere phase right now? Is she even aware at least?

[majimasleftasscheek]

I've amassed more crap 💦 tv bros mags, famitsu dvd, demo disk (jpn), movie bonus cd, ps2 y1/y2 soundtrack, another live action article, kurohyou stuff, tokyo mystery circus charm, and gaiden things (guide, cleaning cloth, and an ad board lol)

[drvct-tape]

Has anyone thought of making an SCP Gravity Falls AU... with Stanford as one of the higher-up scientists and whatnot. I just think it'd make a lot of sense... I don't know where anyone else would fit into this AU?? Maybe the entire town of Gravity Falls could be considered an "anomaly" (because it basically is, in canon), and Ford is an SCP scientist sent there to make sure containment procedures are running smoothly.

Also I thought it'd be funny because Bill Cipher would actually not be a Keter class SCP ^_^; and I think that'd grind his gears so bad.

[beifongboars]

Every time I rewatch Book 4 of TLOK, I'm amazed at how awful Kuvira is. Like, every time she's presented with a choice, she makes the worst one. There's no reason for her to be so aggressive and callous, especially not to her family. I think the fandom's treatment of her makes me forget that she's such a bad person, actually. If I was Su, I would've beat her ass before Lin had the chance to put her in the cop car tbh.

Kuvira is my favorite character, by the way, I'm not attacking her, just the fandom perception/woobification.

[diskusaurus]

My biggest issue in Epic the Musical is Odysseus, actually. In this essay, I will....

[lokiinmediasideblog]

I called Crimson Peak camp, I don't know what that says about me xD

[lmaster37]

my stupidest tma take is that the lonelyeyes age gap genuinely is the thing that makes me not engage with the ship, despite the fact that that is, like, the least toxic part of their relationship

[bayetea]

Thoughts on Luke? just curious, i love all your pjo stuff and i saw that you like thaluke so 👀

(resisting the urge to say "no one gets him like I do") to be completely honest barring that one thing luke is probably the best written original character in the entire percy jackson franchise