#don’t worry about him

[tiny-little-pechen]

i love my toxic yaoi husbands, i’ve been thinking about them every day since ep 2

[brackenfur]

it’s okay if firestar warrior cats is polyamorous

[indulgentcosmos]

[meowmk]

me gatekeeping mark recently:

[theecholegend]

How about ‘reflection’ for the writing game? 🤔

Of course!

Sky’s grip on the counter tightened, sweat running over his whole body. He looked into the mirror, his vision blurred but he almost didn’t want to see more.

Wild eyes, veins pulsating, blood that wasn’t his own… was this him? Was this really his reflection staring back at him? It looked more like some monster. What he did, it was so so wrong but somehow… that made it feel all the more satisfying.

[thatstargazingaquarius]

TRICK OR TREAT??!?!?!?

Alright let’s see here… I have just the thing for you Kya <3

Handle with care 🥰

[sunsetsands]

Little dude acquired

[whataboutyouisamascot]

Oh black band shirt, save me

Save me, black band shirt

[ask-the-celestial-family]

<33 we should give killcode a treat for letting Moon not get pregnant from that bastard!!! Maybe let him develop sentience and traumatize him early <333 /lh /hj

(Oh no, there’s plans for him.)

[evren-d]

No one likes dry eyes, adapt to survive, that’s the whole point, headcanon accepted

Arcane au where everything is the same except Silco has to lick his eyeball like a lizard bc he literally doesn’t have an eyelid

[lilislegacy]

i’m just gonna come out and say it

if luke comes back in a future book, i hope percy is taller than him now.

[revlischarm]

I don’t know what they were expecting.

[daftmooncretin]

last three seasons spn are crazy. its just dean being borderline suicidal while sam tries to fix it by basically dangling his keys at him and going : “dean look! cowboys!” “dean look! strip club!” “dean look! haunted action figure.”

Meanwhile castiel is like i see that dean is suicidal, this is clearly my fault so i will remedy this by dying.

[spottedgardeneelstan]

couldn’t be anything else

[ciderjacks]

despite Laios low self esteem making him think that if he’d been eaten, Chilchuck and Marcille wouldn’t have helped Falin,

theres a small part of me that thinks the reason Chilchuck stayed with the party and went back in the dungeon in the first place was because he didn’t want to leave Laios alone. That Laios was moreso the reason he stayed.

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."