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IT HAPPENED. IT HAPPENED ONSTAGE.
SKY FOR CHERRY!
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Nearly everyone in the cast was completely surprised when Sky came out like this, and I laughed so hard I cried. Talk about a killer Red Bucket campaign!
(Photos are mine!)
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shit-enmu-says · 8 months ago
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Aka my partner and I in a nutshell
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error-silence · 2 years ago
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reactionimagesdaily · 17 days ago
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A reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
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Can’t threaten me wit a reckons when I just bought the best hot chocolate known to man
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tadpolebobatea · 1 year ago
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honestly the best part about getting my buddy into undead unluck is that occasionally he’ll be reading it and I’ll look over and he’s just zoomed in on billys tits.
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medi-melancholy · 6 months ago
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“you need skathi + summer skathi or double of either skathi to quick 3 turn lv90++ node” blah blah i have koya light, obebe, an infinite rotation of loser queens from support list, and the world’s strongest most festive jock. ho ho ho. here’s a compilation of him turning enkidu back into mud
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akkivee · 2 years ago
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don’t let your dreams just be memes hifumi✨
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crusaderiguess · 1 year ago
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You can totally pet bears. In a controlled environment and or with the risk of loosing a limb/kicking the bucket.
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witchcraftt · 6 months ago
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tag dump.
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tvintedspvrkmoving · 1 year ago
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tag drop part one
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gumpistol · 1 year ago
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tag drop p.2
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shit-enmu-says · 3 months ago
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Akaza may just be king of the bombastic side eye
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harrysfolklore · 8 months ago
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Could you do an insta blurb with Anna Paul as a face claim? <33
never give up - ln4
my first lando blurb !! i was really excited to write for him so let me know your thoughts about this or send requests !
MASTERLIST | MY PATREON
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yourinstagram starting the job of my dreams tomorrow 😭😭😭😭 see you soon bahrain 🏁
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username1 omg congratulations ma friend !! ♥︎ by author
username2 all of those years of watching race cars finally paid off ♥︎ by author
↳ yourinstagram now i’m going to be making tiktoks for them HOW IS LIFE REAL
username3 PLEASE FEED US WITH GOOD CONTENT
↳ yourinstagram your wish is my command 🫡🫡🫡
maxverstappen1 Please don’t make us do any kind of dance… ♥︎ by author
↳ maxfan1 HES ALREADY COMPLAINING HELP
↳ yourinstagram you don’t make that decision sir
username3 i believe in the f1 fan to working to f1 pipeline now
oscarpiastri Hello new best friend ♥︎ by author
↳ yourinstagram HI BESTIEEEEE
↳ oscarfan1 counting on the oscar content
landonorris Welcome abroad 🥰 ♥︎ by author
↳ landofan1 whats with that emoji landoeeee
↳ yourinstagram i’m readyyyy
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lando.jpg touchdown in bahrain. @yourinstagram forced me to try matcha (awful experience)
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landofan1 HE REMEMBERED THIS ACCOUT WE CHEER
oscarpiastri You’re a matcha girl at heart
↳ yourinstagram you’re so right my dearest pastry
↳ oscarfan1 LOVE THEM
landofan2 not lando being a matcha hater 😭
landofan3 yn in the last picture she’s so cuuuute
username1 lando posting a picture of yn 👀 i bet they’re dating
↳ landofan1 you must be new here lando posts literally everyone
maxverstappen1 I spot a Redbull jacket, thank you for picking favorites already @yourinstagram
↳ yourinstagram don’t flatter yourself okay. and tell checo i need both of you for rapid fire questions asap
↳ charles_leclerc I’m getting her ferrari red stuff soon
↳ lando.jpg she’s papaya heart, sorry losers
↳ username2 HEEELP😭
username3 looks like all the drivers get along with yn it’s so fun to see
georgerussell63 Why did you steal YN I needed to run something by her
↳ yourinstagram if by that you mean you need to know which one of your memes is going viral rn, check your messages
↳ username4 PLEASEEEEE 😭
username5 this comment section feels like a gc with all of them and i love it
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yourinstagram tifosi for jeddah. let’s gooo @/charles_leclerc, @/olliebearman ❤️ and sending big hugs to mr smooth operator @/carlossainz55, hope you recover sooooonnn
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username1 SLAYYYY
charlesfan1 YAAS YN IS ON OUR SIDEEE
username2 such a cool jacket omg ♥︎ by author
scuderiaferrari We’re all Tifosi at heart 🙌
↳ yourinstagram love you ferrari admin
landofan1 i know lando won’t be happy
olliebearman Love you 🫶🫶🫶 ♥︎ by author
↳ username1 AWEEEE OLLIE
iamrebeccad 😍 ♥︎ by author
alexandrasaintmleux Ferrari girls >>> 🥰 ♥︎ by author
↳ charlesfan1 i love the ferrari wags sm
landofan2 lando complaining in 3..2..1
landonorris It’s always tifosi or gives you wings but never papaya
↳ oscarpiastri Ouch
↳ yourinstagram top cry babies of the grid: the mclaren boys
↳ landofan1 😭😭😭😭😭
↳ danielricciardo Can you blame them? They’re like 7 ♥︎ by author, georgerussell63, maxverstappen1, carlossainz55
↳ landonorris Can’t hear the haters
maxverstappen1 And who got double podium?
↳ yourinstagram you’re so annoying omg
↳ maxfan1 HEEEELP
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f1gossip Lando Norris enjoys Australia with mystery woman ahead of the Grand Prix this weekend
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landofan1 HEEELP
landofan2 my brother in christ that’s yn
username1 mystery woman 😂😂 @/yourinstagram
landofan3 iconic duo
landofan4 i’m going to say what everyone is thinking: i ship them
↳ landofan1 HEEEELP
username2 we need the teaaaaaaa
yourinstagram i wonder who could that be ♥︎ landonorris
↳ username1 so mysterious
yourinstagram why does this look like i’m showing you receipts of something shady that you did @landonorris
↳ landonorris You look so done with my lies lol
↳ landofan2 WHAT ARE YALL DOING HERE
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yourinstagram AND THAT'S A WIN FOR THE SMOOTH OPERATOR AFTER THE OPERATION ‼️ congratulations carlitosss, don't let the papaya fool you, i was rooting for you
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username1 LETS GOOO
username2 this is such a cool picture ♥︎ by author
mclaren Our papaya heart just broke 💔
↳ yourinstagram NOOOOO
scuderiaferrari FORZA FERRARI ❤️
↳ yourinstagram YAAAS
username3 she really has the coolest job in the world
landofan1 lando finally made her wear papaya 😭 ♥︎ by author
landonorris I was in the podium too, you know?
↳ charles_leclerc Me too
↳ yourinstagram did you win?
↳ landofan2 CLOCK THEM
iamrebeccad 😍😍😍 ♥︎ by author
lilyzneimer Beautyyy
↳ yourinstagram PICTURE CREDITS TO BABY LILY !!
carlossainz55 The smooth operation 💪 ♥︎ by author
↳ landonorris I'm getting my apendix removed
↳ yourinstagram DO NOT
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landonorris australia was nice :)
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landofan1 BABYYYYY
landofan2 LANDOOOO THE LAST PIC
username1 yn what are you doing here
carlossainz55 Why don't you post a picture of my win?
↳ landofan1 😭😭😭
↳ yourinstagram bc i'm prettier ♥︎ by author
oscarpiastri Australia: the best country in the world
↳ yourinstagram you're australia's treasure 👐
landofan3 POSTING YN??? ON MAIN??
↳ landofan1 bestiesss
↳ landofan2 i had to double check this was actually his main
username2 he's in love with yn
georgerussell33 crushcrushcrush
↳ username1 he's so strange
yourinstagram i like being each other's personal photographers
↳ landofan1 SOOOO YN TOOK LANDO'S PICS
↳ landofan3 they're in love
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landonorris i didn't get that podium but i did get you some spam
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landofan1 BOYFRIEND MATERIAL
username1 when will lando nowins ends
landofan2 YN AGAIN?????
mclaren 🧡
danielricciardo Is this a YN fan account? ♥︎ by author
↳ yourinstagram IT SO IS RIGHT
↳ landonorris Can't hear the haters
username2 it's so obvious that those two are in a relationship
↳ landofan1 don't be weird they're friends and yn kinda works for them
↳ landofan2 to be fair yn doesn't really work for the drivers, she works for the f1 pr team
carlossainz55 👀
↳ landofan1 WHAT DO YOU KNOW
yourinstagram thank you for the night walk and the pic buddyyyy ♥︎ by author
↳ landofan1 NOT BUDDY HELP
↳ username1 even i felt hurt by that friendzone
↳ landofan2 lando was found crying
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yourinstagram one moth living the dream life while having the dream job 🥺 let’s go shangai 🇨🇳
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username1 im so jealous rn
username2 teach me your ways
lewishamilton 🖤 ♥︎ by author
maxfan1 REDBULL JACKET SLAY
landofan1 lando crying over the redbull gear soon
username3 traveling the world befriending the drivers and getting free merch this is really THE DREAM ♥︎ by author
lilyzneimer 💙 the bestttt!
↳ yourinstagram i literally lysm baby lily
↳ oscarpiastri Stop stealing my girlfriend from me thank you
↳ yourinstagram the mclaren boys being cry babies, exhibit B
alex_albon Why am I missing from the third pic?
↳ georgerussell63 We we’re gossiping about you ♥︎ by author, oscarpiastri, landonorris, lewishamilton, maxverstappen1
↳ yourinstagram exactly
username4 how does it feel to live my dream
maxverstappen1 Great great jacket
↳ landonorris i’m burning it
↳ landofan1 HEEEELP 😭
landonorris Best season so far 🫶🫶🫶 ♥︎ by author
↳ landofan2 LANDOOOOOO????
↳ landofan3 he’s down bad awe
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mclaren A very special guest joins the papaya garage today 🧡 #MiamiGP
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landofan1 AHHHHH
username1 WAG vibes
landofan2 since when does lando have access to the mclaren acc
username2 she looks amazing
lilyzneimer 🫶🫶🫶
↳ mclaren Our other fave 🙌
↳ landofan2 mclaren hyping their wags up so trueeeee
redbullracing Give her back
↳ username1 the girls are fighting
↳ mclaren Never
landonorris 😍😍😍😍 ♥︎ by yourinstagram
↳ landofan1 CONTROL IT
↳ landofan2 JUST KISS HER YOU FOOL
yourinstagram GO PAPAYA BOYS 🧡🧡
↳ landonorris boy*
↳ oscarpiastri Cry cry cry
↳ landofan3 IM YELLING 😭😭😭
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landonorris WWE FUCKING DID IT. P1 🏆
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landofan1 IM STILL SOBBING WTF
landofan2 HE DID IT LITTLE LANDO NORRIS DID ITTTT
oscarpiastri Well done man 👏👏👏 ♥︎ by author
alex_albon Congrats!!! 💪👏 ♥︎ by author
mclaren PROUD 🧡🧡🧡
username1 this man is going to party like an animal tonight
landofan3 whoever or whatever put a fire on his ass to win THANK YOU
maxverstappen1 You had a great motivation to win. Congrats 👏 ♥︎ by author
↳ username2 HUUUUUH
lewishamilton WELL DONE ♥︎ by author
yourinstagram IM STILL CRYING 😭😭😭
↳ maxverstappen1 Because now you’ll have to go out with him? THIS COMMENT IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE
↳ landofan1 MAX WTF WE ALL SAW THAT
yourinstagram CONGRATULATIONS LAN 🧡🧡🧡 ♥︎ by author
↳ landofan2 when the camera focused on her after lando crossed the line 😩😩 my delusional ass is living
↳ username1 these two will be a thing before the season ends
↳ landonorris My good luck charm ❤️
↳ landofan3 LANDO DONT DO THIS TO ME
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f1gossip Lando Norris get cozy with mysterious woman after Miami GP win
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landofan1 OMFGGGG
landofan2 CAUGHT IN 4K
username1 who is thissssss
landofan3 IF THIS IS NOT YN I DONT WANT IT
username2 wbk he’s always wildinggggg
landofan4 guys i think this is yn???? she posted stories celebrating with lando
↳ landofan1 omg i don’t want to be delusional
↳ landofan2 AND REMEMBER MAX DELETED COMMENT ????
landofan5 can somebody from the grid spill the beans about his
↳ landofan1 george where are you ?????
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landonorris I’ll remember this forever. Thank you everyone ❤️
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landofan1 AHHHH
landofan2 THE SECOND PIC HELLO????
mclaren We always believed in you 🧡
landofan3 THATS LITERALLY YN IN THE SECOND PIC
oscarpiastri I bet this was your favorite weekend ever ♥︎ by author
↳ landofan1 WHAT DO YOU KNOW
georgerussell63 You finally convinced her?
↳ landonorris And did
↳ landofan2 WTF LET ME IN???? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
landofan4 LANYN IS REAL 😭😭😭😭
username1 yn is no better than me i would also fall for lando norris
landofan5 SEE YN WAS THE GIRL WITH HIM IN MIAMI
lewishamilton Did I miss something?
↳ georgerussell63 If you only checked your phone
↳ username2 HEEEELP
landofan6 SO THIS IS SO YN 😭 i really hope they’re together
maxverstappen1 Two things you had been waiting for: the win and the girl ♥︎ by author
↳ maxfan1 MAX HAS NO FILTER I CANT
↳ landofan1 SO THEY’RE TOGETHER
↳ landonorris 🥰
yourinstagram 🧡 ♥︎ by author
↳ username1 THATS ALL??? GIRL ADRESS THE RUMORS
↳ landofan1 GIVE US SOMETHING
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yourinstagram imola, monaco, montreal 🤍
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username1 forever jealous of your life
landofan1 A LOT OF LANDO HERE OMGGG
username2 the second pic, is she dating anyone? 👀
↳ landofan2 lando so true
georgerussell63 You're welcome for the Hello Kitty face mask ♥︎ by author
↳ username1 OF COURSE george would have hello kitty face masks
↳ yourinstagram thank u georgie
landofan3 this is basically a lando appreciation post ♥︎ by author
username3 i sense a soft launch
landofan4 landoyn is sooooo alive
mclaren Our favorite 🧡
lilyzneimer 🤩 ♥︎ by author
oscarpiastri Thank you for the tiktok tips?
↳ yourinstagram you think those were for free? you owe me dinner
maxverstappen1 Why there is no Redbull on this collage?
↳ yourinstagram you and checo have been pissing me off lately
↳ maxfan1 HEEEEELP
scuderiaferrari Some red in sight ❤️
↳ yourinstagram as it should
landonorris so pretty 😍 ♥︎ by author
↳ yourinstagram you talking about yourself?
↳ landonorris nope 😍
↳ landofan1 STOOOOOOOP THIS
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lando.jpg happy :)
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landofan1 AHHHHHH
landofan2 I JUMPED FROM MY SPOT
username1 wbk they're together
oscaspiastri Cuties
oscarpiastri Lily wrote the previous comment, not me
↳ oscarfan1 HEEEEELP
↳ yourisntagram this is why she's my favorite
landofan3 THIS REALLY CONFIRMS THEY'RE TOGETHER
username3 what if they're not together and everyone is just clowning 😭😭
carlossainz55 I've been replaced
↳ landofan1 HEEEELP
↳ landofan2 CARLANDO FOREVER
yourinstagram 🧡 ♥︎ by author
↳ username1 stop it with the orange hearts SAY SOMETHING
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yourinstagram paps hard launched us before i could do it, but here’s our official instagram debut i guess 🧡
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username1 AHHH FINALLY
username2 you've come a long way girl, from fan to working for f1 to dating a driver ♥︎ by author
landofan1 I KNEW ITTT I KNEW ITT
georgerussell63 We had been plotting this since you first met, btw ♥︎ by landonorris, oscarpiastri, maxverstappen1
↳ yourinstagram nosy bitches !!
↳ username1 HEEEEELP 😭
mclaren OUR PRAYERS HAD BEEN ANSWERED 🤩🤩🧡
↳ landofan2 the mclaren admin is soooo me
↳ yourinstagram stop mclaren admin im blushing
username3 slayest couple of the paddock already
oscarpiastri What happened to "my job comes first"?
↳ landonorris Mate do you want her to break up with me or something
↳ landofan1 😭😭😭😭
lilyzneimer Papaya girls stick together 💕 ♥︎ by author
↳ username1 queens of mclaren
↳ alexandrasaintmleux :(((
↳ yourinstagram i literally lysm alex
landonorris my girl my girl my girl my girl ❤️ ♥︎ by author
↳ maxverstappen1 We get it
↳ landonorris you're jealous bc she'll never wear redbull anymore
↳ yourinstagram 🥴🥴
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landonorris Never back down never what? Never give up
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landofan1 YELLING
landofan2 I CANTTTT
username1 i want what they have
olliebearman ❤️
mclaren Our parents 🧡
↳ landofan1 its me im actually the mclaren admin
danielricciardo YN blink twice if you need help
↳ georgerussell63 She just did I'm next to her
↳ landonorris Can't hear the haters
↳ landofan2 😭😭😭
username2 i need yn's manifestation methods
landofan4 THE HAND PLACEMENTS ???? LANDO' SMILE ?????
maxverstappen1 Poor girl
↳ maxfan1 LEAVE HIM ALONEEE
carlossainz55 My biggest condolences @/yourinstagram
↳ landofan1 they grid has one mission today and that is to attack lando
yourinstagram 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍 ♥︎ by author
yourinstagtam leave my baby alone assholes @/danielricciardo @/georgerussell63 @/maxverstappen1 @/carlossainz55
↳ carlossainz55 Don't baby him even more
↳ georgerussell63 cAnT hEar ThE hAtErS
↳ landonorris my girl my girl 😍
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bloomzone · 3 months ago
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ALRIGHT, let’s keep it REAL for a second. You know the drill—you're on your phone, thinking, "I'll just scroll for a minute," but then one TikTok turns into 20, and before you know it, you’ve wasted an hour or two, and your to-do list is still staring at you, untouched. We’ve all been there. You didn’t even mean to procrastinate, but somehow, scrolling has become your default LIKE UR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. Now you’re sitting there, realizing you’ve literally accomplished nothing, and you’re feeling the pressure creeping up. The guilt sets in, and suddenly the task seems way bigger than it actually is. It’s like time got stolen from you, but the problem is, you let it happen. And that’s okay—we’ve all been there, but let’s talk about how we can stop this cycle and get back on track.So how do we actually break this HABIT and get YOUR SHIT TOGETHER ? First, time-blocking is a solid strategy. HEAR ME OUT Don’t think you need to study for hours straight. Start small—set a timer for 20-30 minutes where you focus only on your homework, then take a 5-10 minute break. You’ll be surprised how much you can get done in those short bursts, and the breaks will keep you from feeling burned out. NEEEXT get your phone out of your face SERIOUSLY, put THAT SHIT it in another room or at least out of reach while you’re working the temptation to check social media is too strong, and if you don’t see it, you won’t even remember it’s there. Also, let’s be honest, a lot of us scroll because we’re avoiding something. So, try this: break your tasks into super small chunks. Instead of saying “I need to finish this whole chapter,” say “I’ll do the first page, then the next,” and slowly build from there. Turn off notifications, too. If you know a text or Instagram notification is going to pull you away from your work, MUTE THAT SHIT ! Your friends and memes can wait. And finally, remember YOUR FUCKING DREAMS UR GOAAALS LIKE GUUURL U WANT TO BE A RICH WORK FOR IIIIT ..When you're tempted to procrastinate, think about why you're putting in the work. Whether it’s to feel less stressed or to actually enjoy your weekends because you’ve gotten stuff done, reminding yourself of your end goal helps you push through the urge to scroll. So yeah, it’s not about being perfect—just about taking small steps every day. You don’t need to be working 24/7, but get focused when you need to, and trust me, you’ll see the difference !
© bᥣoom >⁠.⁠<
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calisources · 11 months ago
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𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒.
All these quotes are taken from different works of fiction and depict sensual, sexual tension between two people in different scenarios. There are some that are suggestive while others are more detail so this meme is nsft and usft, please tag accordingly. Mentions of jealousy, possessiveness, sex, fantasies are all here. Change pronouns, names, locations as you see fit.
I knew the first moment I saw him that it was going to be raw, it was going to be ugly, and I was going to enjoy every damn minute of it.
You're still looking.
You make it hard to look away.
I'm over here keeping my hands and memories to myself because you asked me to, that’s not fair.
If you'd just man up and admit there's something between us, I would strip down to my skin so you could see every single inch of me.
How long are you going to make me wait?
How awfully presumptuous of you to think I'd let you.
You missed my arrogance almost as much as I missed your impudence, little one.
You said not to fall for you. Did you change your mind?
We both needed to blow off some steam, and we did, right?
They say the colour of a lady’s lips is an exact match to another region on the body?
You're too soft.
Can we go back to making out now?
You sound jealous.
Then tell me this is what you truly want. Swear you want this more than anything else and I'll never mention it again.
If you want me to play the bawd, at least give me the benefit of your advice.
Tell me how it's done. Do you think she'd like it if I came to her like this, if I looked deeply in to her eyes?
And then like this? Is this how I ought to seduce her?
You're wet, aren't you?
You drove me mad.
She asked me not to be gentle with her, either,I would have been gentle with you, though.
I would have had you moaning my name throughout it all. And I would have taken a very, very long time, Feyre.
I'm all yours to look at, you know.
You need to let me go, darling, before we start something I intend to finish.
Feel free to touch, darling. It's all yours.
. . .I hate you.
Say it again.
Grind it. Nice and fine.
I gave him a few smiles and he handed over a family heirloom. I bet he'd give me the keys to his territory if I showed up wearing those undergarments.
Why shouldn't I? You seem to have difficulty not staring at me day and night.
Am I supposed to deny, that I find you attractive?
Is that a challenge, Feyre?
Do you think it's fair that you have seen every inch of me, and I have seen none of you?
Move with me now.
Touch me anywhere you please.
I want you to make love to me.
Do you know what that truly means?
You do know? You know that I will be inside you and that I will move inside you, until we are both mad from pleasure?
I want you inside me.
You have three minutes to get ready now.
I did dream about you. I didn’t want to, but I did.
What was I doing in your dreams?
Someone is watching us through the window.
All the more reason to put on a good show.
You're not in a position to make demands.
The best things are found in the most secret places.
And you are a beautiful, sexy temptress who is about to be fucked by a man who wants her so desperately he's willing to do anything to have her.
When I'm with a woman, it's not me doing the begging.
You're rubbing yourself all over me. What did you think was going to happen?
I thought you were all about self-control.
I remember how powerful those thighs are.
You are more beautiful than I imagined.
And your skin... Christ, it shimmers like gold.
I'm naked underneath.
Tell me----did it get you off knowing I was watching?
I want to take you under the moonlight.
Please, don’t stop.
Oh, so I shouldn’t? That would be cruel of me, wouldn’t it?
I am the cruelest man you will ever meet, but, I will make you feel so good, you will not care.
I’ve never been with a man before.
You do bad things to me, Carrie. Very bad things.
And you, Miss, are no lady.
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patchiko · 1 year ago
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GIVE US MORE ABOUT NSFW AL JAYYY PLSSS
HRHSJSGAHS OKOK!!
NSFW Arkham Knight / Ak!Jason Todd !! <3
detailed smut !!
(wet dream, praise, soft sex 2 somewhat rough sex, not super long, , im so obsessed with his brain)
rq are open :3
‘tis under the cut!! :p
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M’SO EXCITED TO WRITE MORE ABT HIM M’SHAKING AND THROWIFN UP
NGL, i think one of the only reason he would come to terms with liking someone is bc he had a wet dream…
listen,, 99% of his dreams are nightmares, and you just changed his fuckin statistics for the possibility to the 1% chance of him coming in his sleep and being able to rest well after.
he has mixed feeling abt this..
on one hand hes like ‘wow cool i get to sleep well,’ but on the other hands hes like staring at his boxers and hes like ‘but at what cost…’
but oh,, he just knew he was fucked when it first happened and he woke up
after many , many years of overthinking, and his mind not being able to shut up … the thing that made his ass get so quiet was a fuckin’ wet dream
uuhhggrr it was such a good one tooo (hes internally cringing so hard)
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ONE hand in his hair, softly rubbing his scalp, the other massaging his shoulder to the base of his neck. Jason has both hands on your hips. Being so gentle yet passionate with each thrust, fighting back the nastiest sounds begging to leave his mouth. So he starts kissing you, open mouth kissing your jaw to just between where your neck and shoulders connect. The noises you start letting out make his breathing stutter for a second. His kissing gets more passionate, soft sucking at your skin, and he’s feverishly rubbing and grabbing at your hips.
The wet sounds of him fucking you get louder. Poor guy is just barely stopping himself from rutting into you. His strokes were slowly getting more rapid but nonetheless coordinated, hitting that spot that had you loudest. Jason was marginally coherent but he’s still trying his hardest to make you feel good. Your body returning the favor by squeezing him so lovingly and he just cant fight back the soft gasps he lets out in between his strokes. The wet sounds, the lewd noises, the details of your body and skin he felt every time he pushed into you. All of this just because of him, just for him? You babble to him how good he was doing, murmuring how good it feels between moans, and it has him gripping your hips.
JASONS rocking himself roughly into you, but its that ever so loving hand, still gently massaging his neck and scalp. That sensation has his eyes rolling to the back of his head. Soft curses leaving his mouth. He buries his face right next to your head and has to grab the bed sheets just for an last attempt to stay composed. But the moaning gets louder, and you don’t stop gently massaging his hair.
So he can’t stop the “mmh, mmh, mmh” ‘s leaving his mouth with every rapid push of himself. He can’t stop the way his hands trail down to your legs to spread you wider for him. Grabbing at your thighs as he fucks himself through.
N’ just as he cums with a breathy gasp, his eyelashes are fluttering and eyes rolling to the back of his head. Letting his body weight press onto you and closing his eyes shut, trying to control his stammered breaths,,
he fuckin’ wakes up..!
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First thought was “what the fuck.”
genuinely startled, he doesn’t freak out bad but he like slowly reaches to touch his pillow.
his mind was so blank, couldn’t tell if it was because of the wet spot on his sweatpants or he was genuinely so stunned.
*hes like scratching his head and looking at his pants.*
hes goes to take a shower and his eyes are so blown out he looks like one of those cat memes
but his mind is soo quiet,,
in my brain at the very back of his mind he’s like ‘whys there so much of it.’ HSIGSISHSISHSIDHS HES COMPLETELY SERIOUS TOO???
he’s taking a shower and his brain, oddly, isn’t foggy, not dissociating, just feels so here.
which is horrible because that means he really has to directly face his feelings
KRILLING MYSELF WHY IS HEART TO HEART PLAYING WHILE I WRITE THIS???
heart to heart, heart to heart, heart to heart <3
Next time he sees you he feels so odd, he knows it a natural thing that can happen.. but it was so
djsksnkdnd
tingling under his skin sensation is yelling at him to leave, and he does.
hes cringing
he likes you…
he cringes harder
ghosts you for awhile
realistically doesn’t want anything like that to happen ANYTIME soon
but is it weird that he kinda wants it to happen at all?
MENTAL GYMNASTICS COMMENCE !!
but when he stops ghosting you for awhile, and comes back to see you still being just as patient as you were every time you saw him before,
arms always open for him, food waiting for him, a sweet smile. and with your own patience, his own patience begins to thin.
Everytime he leaves you its a little harder for him to not come back
that tingly feeling under his skin slowly becomes a craving for just your presence. thats all he wants.
he doesn’t need to fuck you when he just has your eyes on him.
“what you run from is what you end up chasing.”
live footage of arkham knights brain cells falling for u insta reel
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TEEHEE i loved writing this it was so fun, rq/inbox is open !! feedback is always appreciated >:3
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