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This era omg
#tom kaulitz#Tom kaulitz 2010#tokio hotel#2000s#humanoid city#i love tokio hotel#running through the monsoon#schrei#world behind my wall#my living nightmare#mln#don’t jump#2000s moodboard#Tom kaulitz moodboard#tom K#bill kaulitz#gustav schäfer#georg listing#kaulitz twins#kaulitz & kaulitz#wattpad#musician#guitarist#20#2010s#kings of suburbia#zimmer 483#t0kio h0tel#aesthetic#girlblogging
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blessing ur feed with the kaulitz twins🫶
#bill kaulitz#tokio hotel#tom kaulitz#bill kaulitz being sexy as hell#gustav schäfer#georg listing#smut#tokyo hotel#kaulitz twins#scream#on the edge#ready set go#humanoid city#don’t jump#break away
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me soon…
#bill kaulitz#tokio hotel#tokio hotel x reader#bill kaulitz x reader#tom kaulitz#bill kaulitz smut#gustav schäfer#georg listing#2000s#don’t jump
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had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo
#she said he’s going to get sexually confused I said he’s literally a dog I don’t think he’s got anything to be confused about#dkdjdkfkfkf#if I stop posting it’s cause I got jumped by a chain smoking fifty year old woman who has nothing better to do than call random dogs faggots
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rolls for days!!!
#the big jar in the back was gonna be a jumping spider enclosure but i think it’d be hard to manage. and i don’t wanna deal w a mesh top#so i’m thinking snails?? maybe??#if i could figure out how to do a shrimp or crab set up. i just want a single itty bitty crab in there#i would name it smthn like. gustav. janet. lawson. miranda. idk#i will gladly take ideas on what to put in it!! moss is also in consideration#feedism.#feeder/feedee#feedee.#hucow.#female feedee.#housecow
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Crushed like a bug. Shhhhhhiiiitttt.
Following @librawritesstuff ‘s lead from last week - and given the continuing lack of HNW content (ahem… c'mon Evans…) I propose another One Word Wednesday
A reminder...
ONE WORD WEDNESDAY
Pick a photo or a gif that reflects the word of the day and reblog with tags in this thread (coz we want to see all the choices 😉)
Today’s word: SHHHH (IIIIIIIITTT)
Obviously if you have new (🤞) or recycled HNW content I am ALWAYS (repeat ALWAYS) happy to see it
#itv endeavour#endeavour morse#shaun evans#hnw#aka the wednesday special#but with a new (ish) theme#one word wednesday#crushed hopes and dreams#like a bug#squashed#oh and heartbroken morse#i’ll wait until you’re heartbroken to invite you up to see my etchings.#love this show#There’s someone I want you to meet#ps-it’s not my vagina#joan and morse#the rooftop scene#don’t jump#Endeavour itv#Endeavour passenger#shhhiiiitttt
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“Yeah I figure I could whack all three of these out in a day if I just focus really hard.” -me like a week ago
#powerpuff girls#blossom utonium#bubbles utonium#buttercup utonium#the powerpuff girls#ppg blossom#ppg bubbles#ppg buttercup#ppg fanart#my art#my ppg drawings keep taking more time to complete#how do i skip the drawing part and just jump to the part where i post#anyway i’ve been wanting to do these for a while#they’re not the most inspired designs in the world but#hopefully they’re fun and don’t step on anyone’s toes#i intentionally don’t look at any other art when i make these i’m so paranoid about it
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A Minecraft phantom design based on stingrays and giant isopods :3
#slowly coming out of hiatus…. haiii :33#minecraft#minecraft art#mc art#mc#minecraft phantom#minecraft mobs#creature design#giant isopod#isopods#my art#my artwork#Ozias draws a thing#fanart#art#digital art#minecraft fanart#whehehee I love marine life…. giant isopods my beloved#I like to imagine that they attack by swooping down and grabbing you with their little feet#and stinging you with their tail before jumping back into the sky to retreat :3#(also this is a repost from my Twitter just don’t notice that shhhh)
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Nah man this 8ft black and white thing wandered onto my lawn AGAIN this is the third time I’m calling his husband to come pick them up!!!
(dsmp posting in 2024?? When the last thing I’ve drawn digitally of them was in April 2022???? Wiiiilllddd. What am I even doing.)
#mcyt#mcyt fanart#mcytblr#dsmp#dsmp fanart#dsmp art#dsmpblr#dream smp#dsmp ranboo#cranboo#c!ranboo#ranboo beloved#dsmp tubbo#ctubbo#c!tubbo#tubbo underscore#beeduo#cbeeduo#c!beeduo#dsmp michael#michael beloved#michael underscore beloved#i don’t even care whether this gets popular i had a joyride drawing this actually#cranboo you will always be the main character to me#i’m sorry for suddenly jumping from one cringy interest to another like this on y’all#(i’m currently mildly beefing wit ninjago but i’ll be back)#don’t talk abt That guy on this post btw i will kill you
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your 20s feels like life is ALWAYS over, like you're grieving something every single day. it's embarrassing. one day you wake up like "???" like it starts fall into place at the same time while actively getting worse. shedding skin constantly. painfully moving on from things you thought you never would. loving from a distance. figuring out what love is. working overtime to create the reality you want to see. while accepting you already got it like that now. but it's like. i know i have no choice but to win even if life is whacking me again and again. when i lay my head on my pillow i have to constantly remind myself all of my grandmother's prayers aren't going to go to waste. sometimes your biggest lesson hides behind the corny platitudes your elders told you when you were a child. like, yeah, this too shall pass and i'll be alright and see why i had to go through it anyway. it really DOES always work out. and maybe you are your biggest hater for telling yourself otherwise i fear.
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we truly regressed when people started buying into the genderbending is inherently transphobic thing. yeah that twelve year old being inquisitive and having fun on deviantart was your enemy all along.
#how did that even have a leg to stand on. when so many emerging trans folk literally began exploring gender because of it#ill never forget seeing a lone korean comment on fc2 under genderbend art talking about how they visit that picture every day after work#because it makes them feel understood#to even think of being beyond what you were born. in korea. my god i feel it in my spine just how lonely that ought to be#every time i see that rhetoric make rounds im reminded and equal amounts astounded#by how determined people are at making trans folk a monolith#and how there must be a Correct way to explore gender#if the discussion had stuck to the concept’s Capacity to be transphobic and not about inherently being so we’d have been better off.#& at the end of the day art shouldn’t always have to need such a disclaimer on selfhood to be worthy#in the same vein actors should not need to relinquish themselves to the public to act as a gay or trans character#I don’t know !#saw hatsune mikuo art in the year 2024 and the soul near jumped it’s been so long king 🙀#putting this in here because it’s sooort of art related no?#and people know where I stand on this so perhaps if anybody finds it uncomfortable they can gracefully disengage with me
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despite how you feel about the changes from the stream to the show, if you like or dislike them, i love how inherently hilarious the narrative path tlovm is taking regarding perc’ahlia is because a situationship would literally kill campaign percy and vex like how the internet would kill a small victorian child. they are NOT built for that
#their entire relationship is so deeply implied like they fall in LOVE with each other#they don’t just love each other they become friends; teammates; family; and over the course of 3+ years they fall so completely in love#it is the slowest burn to ever slow burn and it is so glorious#and most critically they really feel they would not be good for each other at first so they keep their distance from a relationship#and only once falling so entirely for the other do they start to admit the depths of that feeling#they would never. and i mean NEVER break the tension and jump to sex halfway through#those motherfuckers are so stubborn i SWEAR tal was about to kill percy himself without ever admitting he loved vex#laura bailey had to forcibly pull him back from the edge like literally what the fuuuck#and vex was never planning to confess either!! neither of them were!! that’s insane!!!#anyways. imagining them watching this alt universe of them fooling around before glintshore is soooo funny to me. they’d be so confused#critical role#cr1#tlovm#the legend of vox machina#tlovm spoilers#tlovm season 3#vox machina#percy de rolo#vex’ahlia#cr spoilers#lovm#legend of vox machina#perc'ahlia#percy x vex
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they decided to go to the jump off?? Oh Paris 2024 high jump final you’re NOTHING compared to them
#THE LORE IS INTRICATE#2015 when gimbo got injured and sent everyone that tried to console him away except barshim. because he wouldn’t leave gimbo’s hotel door#until gimbo let him in. and the conversation he had with him spurred him to be better for himself. and and and. when barshim got injured#gimbo stood by his side bc he knew exactly what he was going through#definition of platonic soulmates#don’t talk about these olympics. I’m mourning#high jump#high jump final#olympics 2020#olympics 2024#Olympics#paris 2024#sportsmanship#gianmarco tamberi#mutaz barshim
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We’ve all heard of mansplaining. Now get ready for: PJO book purist-splaining. It’s like mansplaining, but every time you even think about liking a change made in the show, they jump down your throat with “ACTUALLY in the books…” because the show is “doing it all wrong” and the change is “so out of character” and “doesn’t even make sense :/”
#I know I’m hitting a wasps nest like a piñata rn just let me go out with a bang#reason for this post:#I’m currently being jumped by the book purists in like half of my silly little headcanons#‘but in the books’ yeah i know i read them too#I’m convinced that if they don’t ‘correct’ you then they’ll spontaneously combust on the spot#blink twice if you need help#if you like the books so much then go read those instead of my blog thanks#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo tv show#pjo spoilers#percy jackson tv show#percy jackson the lightning thief#pjo series
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A thing I find really important about the way Kevin Can Fuck Himself goes about its job: Allison is kind of a mess. She’s self-centered, she doesn’t put other people’s needs first, she makes reckless choices that endanger herself and others. And the show says: yes. Right. She’s flawed as fuck. And she still does not deserve any of what’s happening to her. It could be argued that she is, in fact, this flawed as a direct product of her trauma. Her self-absorption, unlike Kevin’s, is actually self-preservation. It puts Patty in danger. It tunes out Diane’s pain. It capitalizes on Sam’s relationship problems. And still, the show says: yes. Right. She’s going about this in fumbling, worrying ways. And she still does not deserve any of what’s happening to her.
Know how we know this? How we really know this, outside of our own objectivity, our own awareness of the abuse she’s enduring even to the soundtrack of laughter?
Because Tammy is the one to find her. Because Tammy is the one holding the cards at the end of the game. Tammy, who does not like Allison. Who sees so clearly the complicated, messy, dangerous person Allison can be. The mistakes she is prone to making in the name of desperation. How imperfect she is at every level. And Tammy, who is the character most explicitly set to call Allison on all of her shit, to drag her before a court of law, to lean on that hot-button of whether or not she’s a “good person” until it breaks—lets her go. Folds the cards up, puts them in her pocket, and leaves.
Because Tammy, like the show, like the thesis statement of abuse is never earned, never deserved, never warranted, understands. This is a world that so often sanitizes women after it’s too late to save them. A world that insists she should have done more to get out. A world that insists you should be kind and moral and perfect, or maybe you got what was coming to you. This is a world that sees fighting back as an equally heinous crime. As punishable, if not more so, than the actions of the instigator.
But this show doesn’t want to play that game. This show doesn’t want to fuck with it at all. Allison doesn’t have to be perfect and moral and above reproach. Allison has blood on her hands, and a DUI neatly ignored, and knowingly has an affair with her married boss. Allison hurts her friends sometimes, and she makes awful decisions out of desperation, and she doesn’t always pay attention to other people’s plotlines. And the show says: yes. Right. She’s making choices you probably should not agree with.
And she still does not deserve any of what is happening to her.
#kevin can fuck himself#kcfh spoilers#a lesser show would have made her so polished from the jump#a lesser show would have said ‘see how good she is? see? imagine anyone being unkind to her’#but that shit isn’t reality. reality is abusers don’t care if you’re good or nice or whatever the fuck#Kevin doesn’t care. it’s never been about her. it is—like everything in his world—about Kevin#so there’s nothing and no one she could be to stop it#the show just lets her be her. warts and all. the show just says yeah here she is.#she’s so human. she makes so many mistakes.#and she. does not. deserve. the abuse.
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