#don’t fuck with chess
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Thinking about Sandra Lynne and Sklonda friendship. Sandra had to catch the Kalina-plague from somewhere. 👀
#fantasy high#fantasy high d20#dimension 20#sklonda gukgak#sandra lynn faeth#sketches#I don’t ship it necessarily as a long term relationship BUT as besties#they fucked once and are chill but would never be caught dead talking directly about personal emotions#everyone else’s are fine their own must be a game of 6D chess 10 metaphors deep and three whiskeys in#anyway I love women#anyway something got implied somewhere that this was cannon and it never came up in game but I can’t find where that was said
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genuinely so awesome and interesting how alicent’s politics are motivated by the rigidity of her worldview and the amount she really really truly believes in the rightness of the oppressive social order she is trapped in + the faith of the seven. and then her dad Otto, the de facto leader of the whole team green political faction, just does not believe in any of that shit at all except that it’s good optics. literally no real principles except acquiring and consolidating power.
#nominating rhaenyra for king as a chess move…#indoctrinating your child into a religion you don’t give a fuck about because it’ll pay off politically#asoiaf
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if tumblr existed in 1984 (the year not the universe of the novel by the same name) you guys would genuinely be telling people not to vote bc walter mondale would be Just As Bad as ronald reagan. you guys would be saying that being anti ronald reagan instead of anti the whole system is liberal nonsense
#we are literally still being fucked over as a country bc of reagan’s two-term presidency#and trump’s long term political strategies lost us roe v wade and that was only one term#anyway if you’re american and you follow me please vote for biden. or at the very least stop judging people saying they will lol#voting is not an endorsement it’s a chess move#also i find it hard to believe people don’t realize how much worse trump would be in terms of palestine
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Tarkin, over holo: Emperor Palpatine, Mount Tantiss has been destroyed in an attack orchestrated by a rogue squad of defective clones. Dr. Hemlock perished in the fighting.
Palpatine, signing off on another shitty law: Sucks. *shotguns his glass of wine*
#they really don’t care lol#like it’s fine. palpatine isn’t a master of 5d chess for nothing#and tarkin has to restrain himself from throwing a party over it because he fucking hated hemlock lmao#the bad batch#star wars#tbb incorrect quotes#star wars incorrect quotes#tbb season 3#tbb finale#sheev palpatine#wilhuff tarkin#royce hemlock#haha get fucked hemlock#clone force 99
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feeling an increasing urge to write a Raph’zel fic
#like I don’t even know what it is but I need it#they don’t even have to fuck. I just want to see them interact#Raphael playing 4D chess like usual it just not working at all because Lae’zel is too Lae’zel to even get it nor care for it#Lae’zel would just not fall for his bs and she’d insult him to his face without blinking#I need to see her point out that he’ll be useless in a battle and Raph telling her about his days in the blood war#him getting so defensive about it that he just straight up poofs into existence with a sword and armor to prove her wrong-#-after one insult too many#gith and devils are also both lawful evil races#I need it#hellish bard tries to seduce and impress alien frog woman and fails miserably every step of the way
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somebody tell my social anxiety that playing chess against real life ppl online is not a social interaction
#I wanna get better at chess but at what cost???????? actual PPL???#doing just the ’’u have 24h per move’’-thing bc playing against someone at the same time like live? hmm that is too much#I wanna fuck out real quick after I’ve done my move so I don’t have to be embarrassed abt it immediately#january 2024#2024
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hi team does anyone have any aftg inspired tattoo ideas that are not a quote or a fox paw ?? pls let me know <3 kind regards, adnrewminyard
#i’m not like anti quote or fox paw#but idk how to make the fox paw cunty#and i don’t know where i would put a quote#i was thinking like a key or a chess piece#but if i get a chess piece on me people are going to think i like that wretched little game#and a key in the exact style i would want it would be hard to find an artist for#so that leaves me with what exactly.#black out tattoo armbands or a big fuck off 02 on my back#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#tfc#tsc
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@hilda-appreciation-week Day 7 - Favourite AU(s)
The Goldenverse
This one isn’t officially “launched” yet, I suppose even the name is subject to changing, but it has been slowly but surely brewing in dark and mysterious corners (mine and @blaithnne ‘s discord chat). Wish I could have done something more serious and elaborate bc the girls deserve it, but honestly this idea struck me and I just had to see it to the end 😅
Uncoloured version under the cut!
#My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “doing joint AUs with your friends’ OCs” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯#Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.#5 minutes later: dude I swear their influence on each other can do so much for character progression#My buddy Sadie pacing: they compliment each other in ways previously unknown to man#knowing Lauren she’d probably let the skunk girl win at board games#but the curtains are blue my man. it’s not Chess it’s their Dynamic#yeah the perspective is all fucked but what did you expect#I spent all my drawing perspective credit on my Kaisa/Tildy drawing#Meiri#Meiri (oc)#Lauren Hilda#meiridom#Hilda Lauren
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I have a lot of ideas about the Relic Gods
(feel free to ask me about them, something to doodle on my flights)
#cotl#cult of the lamb#cotl bishops#cotl relics of the old faith#cotl leshycat#uhhh going out of the country and idk when I’ll be able to make big pieces again so#have doodles 😩#I wanted to digitalize these but I don’t think I ever am 😔😩#anyways I have lots of thoughts I’d love to share#Good job Kallamar pissing off Turua 😩#also backstory(?) for Shunrue’s charm cause to me it always looked like a fucked up chess piece#and indeed ‘what did the Great Gambler lose?’#then just some silly misc stuff#Leshy was a Curious Child#and Leshy + Fena’s first meeting…..#and then Fena eventually becomes my Tax Collector so 😩#their kids are tired of watching them be lovey-dovey 😩
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i can’t believe i’m saying this, but if i were to start another Star Wars fanfic, it would probably be maul/padme/thrawn and i just don’t know how to cope with that???
#something about this rarepair intrigues me… the color scheme. the politics. the fucked up compromises padme must make for a safer republic#thrawn is the most intelligent dude ever but he sucks at politics and needs a politician: padme#maul wants sidious GONE (mostly) and thinks he can overpower padme (he can) but is temporarily thwarted by thrawn#who sees the usefulness in maul — and the cracks in palpatine through him#thrawn would figure out what palpatine really is; feeding on what padme suspects when she realizes palpatine is Off#they’re all playing chess with and against each other simultaneously for the future of the republic and their individual goals#but they can’t dispose of each other too quickly bc they Need each other l#and along the way… things happen? i don’t know#throw a clone in there for good measure and it’s a party#walkie talkie.
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that post got me mad about irene adler again. baby the thesis of a scandal in bohemia was “underestimating women will make a fool out of you.” we simply cannot keep doing this. cmon now!! cmon!
#ohhh she was a seductress … no. she was just a very smart women who fucked two (2) men.#which like. Good for her frankly but I wouldn’t even call her promiscuous for it. much less a seductress. GROW UP!#that story was about Holmes getting so caught up in running a flashy 20-man scheme that he forgot Chess 101:#don’t forget that the other player is Also Playing. women ALSO take actions believe it or not.#if a woman moves a photograph and no man sees her do it . the photograph will still have been moved. alright?#so extend theory of mind to women or you’ll look like a ding dong in front of your homoerotic bestie. < moral of the story.#rhi talks#sherlock holmes
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Jared won HOH
#fuck#I NEEDED HIM TO BE HUMBLED I HATE THIS SHOW (affectionate)#naurrrr well at least I think América is okay? I think he’ll go for red maybe#I need this man out of the house I can’t deal with them being in jury they STINK#(not you jag nor Cory <3)#the only good thing about this would be for him to get a letter from his girlfriend exposing his ass bb could do something really funny rn#bb25#big brother#on another note I am SO sick of cory and America having to explain big brother on big brother#HOW ARE YOU CASTED ON THIS REALITY SHOW AND NOT KNOW ANYTHING HELLO#LIKE I AM A NERD AND I DONT EXPECT THEM TO KNOW ALL THE TRIVIA AND WHATEVER#BUT NOT KNOWING HOW FINAL 3 WORKS??? NOT KNOWING YOU CANT COMPETE HOH CONSECUTIVELY?? be so seriousssss#I need a season only full of super fans so they can 3d chess everyone#I need there to be an entrance exam for big brother. everyone quizzed and if they don’t get a 98 or higher on bb trivia they are rejected
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god fucking SLAY nobody’s side
#this florence is SO fucking good oh my god#also yeah . i see the thing w florence quits#i don’t hate the like. emotional impetus behind the decision but he would not actually do that#having some other vague thoughts abt the overlap w freddie’s history/character that make it worse but having trouble articulating them#ted talks#chess
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The only way I can even accept the betrayal of the Potters being universally regarded as so horrible in the Wizarding World is because it almost let Voldemort win. I’m guessing that somehow people knew the attack on the Potters was instrumental in the war, in terms of Voldemort’s plans, because otherwise it makes no real sense about why this particular attack is seen as so awful (everyone knows the story and regards it as one of the worst events of the First War, but like, entire families got wiped out in the war but we only really hear of it by Moody showing Harry the Order photo and telling him their tragic fates and possibly Molly talking about her brothers. Neville’s parents were tortured to death, we’re told this caused an uproar, yet we hear jack about it for years?). I can buy the public thinking Sirius was a spy after the Potters attack (people who knew Sirius should have asked questions though, since they knew how much Sirius loved James and guess what else? There’s nobody who could 100% say Sirius was the Secret Keeper; while everyone believed he was, there was no actual confirmation anyone could provide since he very much was not the SK), but the whole “right hand” thing makes no sense. Where’d they get “he was second in command” from “he betrayed two people and worked for Voldemort, killing 12 muggles and an old friend with one spell”? Who even makes a spy second in command? Why did nobody interrogate Voldemort’s supposed right hand for information on the Death Eaters, since it took a while to find the remaining members and they still missed some, and Voldemort’s alleged second would surely have that information?
tbh even that assumption is just—so far fetched? because i’m sure secrecy was at an all time high, everyone was paranoid and afraid, i’m sure no one knew anything. like, i feel like the potter’s attack was given the significance that it was purely because of its ultimate consequences ykno? like if harry wasn’t the boy who lived, no one would care so much. there’s also this element of extremely poor plot planning too imo, similar to the whole mother’s love protection thing because,,,there must’ve been countless mothers/parents who sacrificed themselves and yet it was just the potters that reaped some mystical benefits of it? bull. same with the betrayal of the potters being considered as terrible as it was in the middle of war. jkr just,,,wanted some shit done and didn’t care how much she had to manoeuver other things around to shove it in and so u have stuff like this.
and god, it’s just a constant problem for me that sirius was never interrogated? honestly, i know it was needed for plot purposes, but sirius is really one of the biggest reasons why i think dumbledore is much darker/manipulative than most people think of him. while i wouldn’t say he got sirius thrown in azkaban, i will say he probably turned a blind eye on purpose bc it just served his needs so well. otherwise, if that’s not the case and he really just neglected to perform his duties as a war leader by not interrogating a suspected spy—then he just comes off even worse ykno?
#sirius black#i’ve mentioned this before but one of my most toxic traits is deciding how i feel about a character on the basis of sirius#how did they treat him. how did they act around him. what r their vibes. etc etc.#sirius just. has such a strong hold on me i cannot#also chess master dumbledore is just. so fucking mercenary. and i fully beloved it to be true too#i don’t buy the whole benevolent grandather thing#no matter how fun it is to read#gg!dumbles is always a mix of horrific and funny just bc of how utterly unhinged he is#i don’t think we was evil. just. ykno a guy trying to win a war by any means necessary#anyway that’s enough about a man who wasn’t even mentioned in this ask lol#pen’s asks
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im convinced this is patchy's fault
#postcard legacy challenge#ts4 gameplay#sims 4 gameplay#rip moolisa you were great#also im so sick of patchy he pisses me off so bad why are you-a scarecrow-using my computer#im trying to skip the workday and it's so slow bc he's fucking around in my house. WHY ARE YOU AT MY CHESS TABLE#i had to lock my doors#he’s lucky i don’t use his ass as timber#postcard: gen1#*kimberly
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i have this image in mind of leo presiding over a chessboard, the pieces all people in his game. vito, the pawn, his low status makes him easily movable, used as a first line of defence, he’s the most disposable. pepe, the tower, his protection. falcone, the bishop, not as important as the king or queen but powerful and influential in his own right. frank, the queen, he moves about the ranks with great power, but his loss will not result in total defeat. and finally the king, leo himself, locked behind his towers and knights and pawns—only when he falls is the game truly over
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