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Not Gimli making sure that Frodo gets to see Durin’s stone, even though they are on literally the most dangerous mission and it would be safer for them to move on than to stop and look. Not Legolas letting Aragorn know that Frodo and Sam are still injured and need a second after Moria after walking for-fucking-ever because they won’t say a word. Not Gimli and Legolas looking out and bonding with the hobbits!!!
#(ᵕ��̣̣̣̣ ͜ .ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣ ˶ )♡#(╥ ╥)#(o´〰`o)♡*✲゚*。#kiki re-re-re-reads the lord of the rings#just yelling into the void#the lord of the rings#legolas#gimli#frodo baggins#the hobbits#sam gamgee#team bonding#the fellowship of the ring#They were together for months!! Months!!#Tell me they hadn’t bonded and see how much I cry#don’t actually pls
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“People are inherently terrible” no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesn’t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know it’s hard to see sometimes, I know there’s pain everywhere. But look, there’s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, there’s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, there’s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, there’s good, there’s good, there’s good. Look!!!!
#humans are good actually#humans are strange#hopecore#honey prose#respectfully do not fill my mentions w Christianity references this is NOT a capital G god friendly post#fuck the concept of original sin and also Thomas Hobbes#also for all the vet ppl in the tags saying don’t take a wild animal to the vet pls refer to ‘just so it doesn’t suffer’ IM A VET TECH.#THERE IS ONLY ONE THING WE CAN DO FOR A SMALL WILD ANIMAL THAT IS INJURED .#I’m talking about humane euthanasia for a creature that is clearly suffering when there’s no wildlife conservation for 60+ miles#I’ve actually never had a client that didn’t call to ask to bring it in that didn’t already know and understand euthanasia was all we’d be#able to do.#that’s the kindness part. that’s the love. ‘I can’t do anything except make sure you don’t suffer any longer than u already have since some#asshole ran over your back legs’
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showing the jedi define what’s right by what’s legal was pretty bold! there’s no real difference between the witches training children and the jedi training children, besides the jedi having the law + manpower on their side. and we know this, and we also know the jedi have the best of intentions when taking osha in. sol promises osha she’ll never have to feel the pain of losing family again, and he means it! but she never would’ve lost her family if the jedi hadn’t trespassed. it’s all so knotty. this will probably be the show’s lasting controversy, but it’s 1000x more interesting than the jedi being in the right all the time
#i know the fact that black and gay people exist in it is already the shows biggest controversy + causing nonstop naziposting rn#so pls don’t remind me#i mean ‘lasting controversy’ among people who actually watch it#the acolyte#the acolyte spoilers#star wars
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#the willpower it took not to write ‘they will shrimply krill you’#god they really do have hunger games careers vibes don’t they#limited life#mean gills#my art#inthelittlewood#smajor1995#scott smajor#what is the tag for him istg#you give ONE dude some sharp lookin teeth and suddenly your boyfriend’s like ‘both of them clearly eat people’ sure man#also listen. i told you guys i wasn’t going to make them actually kiss you can’t be mad#anyway everyone pls appreciate the hourglass fishing lure thanks
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I had a post a while ago about making sure your dnd character WANTS to be an adventurer a while ago, something else I’ve been thinking about is the importance of making a dnd character that WANTS to be in a group and have some sort of relationship with other PCs. the Group Nature of ttrpgs means lone wolves just aren’t feasible. if you really want to play a lone wolf or antisocial character at the beginning then I highly recommend telling your dm and the others players that you plan on forming bonds along the way and growing out of that mindset. otherwise why are you playing dnd, a group activity that involves cooperation and building relationships? Just Write A Book if you don’t wanna be in a group
#the advice Just Write A Book goes out to DMs a lot but it also applies to PCs I think#I’ve had character ideas that I’ve moved from PC to Book Character for this reason!!#I do like lone wolves who don’t trust others but they’re way more fun to read about than actually play#pls cooperate with the other players and be friends at the table lol#dnd
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date idea: take me to the closest lake and drown me
#actually tho cuz my life is fucking cursed and i want it to end pls n thanks <3#bpd shitposting#actually bpd#actually mentally ill#bpd#actually borderline#bpd vent#bpd fp#bpd favorite person#bpd mood#bpd problems#tw sui mention#sui ideation#passive suicide#i’m not doing well#(don’t report just block if u have an issue w my content)
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jadetham as king deshret & nabu malikata .゚𑁍
“ In a bygone time of which only the Jinn sing, the Lord of Flowers once met the King of the Red Sands...And in their earthly paradise, delight rippled through the oases, until even the tasteless spring water, was intoxicating. If only these wonderful days, as lovely as a shimmering mirage, could last for eternity, and that they should never have to taste the bitterness of parting. ”
#⋆.༦࿑ོ⁺ 𓂃 𝓳𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓶#i don’t have an actual deshret/gof au but it’s a fun (and pretty) concept i think !#i’ve been holding onto this since MARCH lmao idk why but i’ve always just been so scared to post this#even tho it’s been on my pinned for ages (੭;´ -`;)੭#so…..finally posting in the spirit of the sabzeruz festival event i suppose !#and you will not Believe how much lore i read n dug up just to write tht caption which is technically written by hoyo i guess >< since#i just strung it all together#anyways….rbs are ok but pls do not use or save ! thank you ♡#selfship community#genshin selfship#genshin self insert
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i know this will be a controversial statement for some people on this website, but you guys need to understand that being a radical communist with zero awareness of the nuance of living on planet earth is really not very different from being an alt-right extremist.
if you’re past the point of using logical thinking and understanding that societies and politics are complex and can be wildly different from one place to another, you’re just a fanatic, in spite of the place in the spectrum you place yourself on. you’re too swayed and brainwashed by propaganda. you’re just a blind fanatic, and your agenda becomes dangerous for real people living in the real world.
#you’re no better than a twitter stan but actually worse bc you don’t give a shit about misinformation and harming real human beings#just to try to make a point and prove how you’re ideology is perfect and anything who identifies with it is perfect and fuck anybody#who dares have critical thinking and nuance bc they’re just fascist traitors#and the fact that i can apply all this to two different topics. see: american election and venezuela’s crisis just further shows what i say#i’m tired. TIRED!!!!!! of ipad communists trying to spread misinformation so blatantly and maliciously#fucking stop!!!!!!!!!!!!#i don’t think this applies to any of my mutuals / people i follow btw so pls don’t take this personally bc it’s not any of you#if you follow me tho and feel offended by this post. well. question yourself and your beliefs!#politics
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PIASTRI AEGYO ERA LET’S GO
#Oscar Piastri#op81#kpop x f1 ppl wru this is hilarious omg#you all don’t actually understand how funny this is plsssss#put this man on a running man show stat#I mean he already does running man challenges for mclaren marketing in short form#just shove him and lando in an escape room pls omg#THE HANDS AJSJWKEOEJDKKEKE the teeny paws help#wizrambles.txt
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Some doodles featuring Diana being a golden retriever, Bruce being a shy cat with bisexual panic, + Billy and Jason being protective sons <3
#pls don’t call me out for the outfits okay I’m too stubborn to trace and too slow to learn sjsjs#hands you my ‘ Diana should adopt billy actually’ agenda#diana prince#diana of themyscira#wonder woman#bruce wayne#billy batson#jason todd#batman#wonderbat#dc#dc comics#battinson#dc fanart#digital art
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*cracks knuckles* we know Tyler isn’t the original Clancy right? Y’all caught that? Clancy’s bishop was Keons, Tyler’s is Nico, and now “Clancy” is Tyler. Because “scaled and icy” is an anagram for “Clancy is dead” and that album was the one where dema was using Tyler’s popularity for their own purposes. Clancy failed to stop the cycle on his own, and despite already being used as a figurehead for dema, Tyler decided to take up the role of “Clancy” in the wake of what seemed like a total collapse of the Banditos. Their leader had been taken out, and now they had no one to organize them.
But Tyler taking on the name Clancy isn’t him taking on the role of leader or even organizer. He is showing us (the Banditos) that we all can be our own inspiration, we don’t need a figure to follow, we don’t need a leader to lead us. We can do this, fight dema, ourselves.
Y’all got that, right?
#twenty one pilots#twenty øne piløts#tøp#Clancy#tøp clancy#I just don’t ever see anyone talking about the lore connections and I need to know that I’m not the only person making these connections#bc I remember the countless interviews where Tyler reiterated that he is not Clancy and the letters are not written by him#and in the letters clancy explains how each person gets a bishop assigned to them and his was keons#and in Nico and the niners tyler sings he’ll always try to stop me that Nicolas Bourbaki#therefore the bishop we see in the videos interacting with tyler is Nico and not keons#let alone the fact that Clancy describes keons as kind and gentle and Nico seems very forceful in comparison#and don’t forget this is all a metaphor or allegory for depression and mental illness#Clancy’s bishops being kind and caring while Tyler’s is scary and forceful is representing the different ways mental illness can menifest#maybe it feels like it’s trying to help you but it’s actually just keeping control over you#or maybe it scared the shit out of you but you don’t know how to fight back#because both kind of have a point#anyway#pls let me know if this was new information or if I’m preaching to the choir
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in honor of the wettest game i’ve ever played here’s corvo crawling off into a sewer tunnel to die alone or something
#dishonored#corvo attano#my damp little rat man <3#dishonored fanart#artists on tumblr#digital art#hhartt#don’t ever let me draw that many bricks by hand ever again pls#like it looks good but my brother in christ your wrist#super in love with this new coloring style i tried out though#at first i was like *gritted teeth* TRUST THE PROCESS but then i did the final highlights like oh this is dope actually
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My formal apology for the forgetting what Two Bit looked like when I was doing speed draws @jasmine145946 😔
#doing this in PEN was an awful experience#pls forgive me 🙏#ignore the fact I didn’t wanna do the Mickey#don’t ask what’s happening in the background I don’t know#I’m tired#days of my life 💔#gone.#I’m so dramatic lmao#took a good handful of hours but it was fun#I’ve spent longer on worse#the lightings wack but that’s bc I wanted to do something before I realized I’m actually stupid and that it looked awful#my brother is really mad I didn’t do the Mickey lmao#the outsiders#the outsiders 1983#two bit mathews#art#the outsiders fanart
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One piece doodles!!!
Gonna finish that first perona eventually… maybe even the second one if I’m feeling cheeky….
#one piece#one piece perona#perona#vinsmoke reiju#one piece reiju#I have not actually met reiju yet but I think she and perona should kiss#don’t know if they have a ship name pls tell me if they do I’ll need it again in the future#one piece sanji#black leg sanji#vinsmoke sanji#one piece usopp#usopp#it’s not much but he’s there#sanuso#luv luv sanuso they’re my babies#op#my art#perona/reiju#perona x reiju#pereiju
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I guess I find the shipping discourse a little funny because fandoms are gonna create ships regardless of the subject matter. I think really heavy, depressing media creates a need for people to see human connection. It’s like a way to cope, you know? More importantly and specific to this game (Mouthwashing), I also find it a little funny just because the devs themselves seem to be leaning towards ~one~ “ship” by retweeting artwork that depicts them as pretty close and protective. They even did an edit of them on that Florence Pugh and that one white guy romance movie with a “what could have been” caption. Sooo tldr the ship drama is kind of dumb. Please block and move on cause the discourse is taking up space on my feed when I’m trying to look for more art of Daisuke lmao
#also disclaimer I don’t ship anything in this game because it makes me too depressed hahaha#I guesssssss you could say I leave towards Anya and Curly but that’s just because they’re my favs#plus I got a gen vibe that they liked each other so I kind of just assumed but whatever#I like that they find comfort in each other more than anything (at least in my head post crash)#if that makes sense? so don’t come for me lol cause some of yall are mean#I know he failed her so so so so badly but that’s kind of what makes their comfort and care for one another interesting you know?#idk how to explain it#it’s like the one sweet thing that continues throughout the narrative all the way to Anya’s suicide#where she locks them in together to keep them both safe from Jimmy#I’m high so pls excuse me as I make no sense actually#this is about#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#captain curly#anya mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#people who ship Jimmy x curly are another breed though lmaoooo yall are on something stronger than anyone else😭😭😭
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perhaps my most controversial jjk take is that higuruma hiromi would NOT be super muscular. or like, at all tbh.
i picture him as slim but maybe he has the beginnings of a little belly now that he’s older. too many nights eating takeout at the office, too many beers and whiskeys after losing yet another case.
he only had like a month between when he discovered his technique to when he met yuji in the culling game. he didn’t have time to train up, and he didn’t really need to, given how powerful his technique is.
i love all the fanart of him with washboard abs and cumgutters, but i desperately need more soft-body hiromi
#jjk#jjk brainrot#higuruma#higuruma hiromi#jjk higuruma#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen higuruma#pls i want to kiss his soft little belly#i actually wish this for a few characters from various shows#but hiromi being big and ripped is the one that feels the most wrong to me#i also think he’s a short king but don’t tell the girlies writing him as 6’3
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