#passive suicide

[honeypleasejustkillme]

date idea: take me to the closest lake and drown me

[theferretkids]

Death and I are old friends, we seem to keep brushing shoulders and bumping hands.

[runawayfuture]

I think it's funny that Gale, Wyll, Shadowheart, and Astarion all have these moments where they're like "ok, I need to confess something that I've been hiding from you... I'm actually a horrible person because (I'm a ticking time bomb/I made a pact with a devil/I worship a goddess widely regarded as evil/I'm a vampire)" and Karlach is like "uh btw, before you start being too nice to me, the devil who made me into a living weapon might track me down and try to kidnap me back after I escaped from her" and they're all like "so I understand if you don't want to travel with me anymore, I'll pack my little bag and go... wait, I can stay? You mean it? Oh my god thank you, I'll be good just give me a chance to prove myself, I can't believe you're still letting me travel with you" and half of them just expect you to kill them on the spot once they tell you what's going on

... meanwhile Lae'zel has been up-front about all her crazy stuff from the moment you met and she thinks you're either insane or the stupidest creature alive if you don't want her to tag along. what a queen

[neptunes-saddest-alien]

From the bottom of my worthless heart, I genuinely don’t know if I can survive another year.

[fishysaltine]

So you decide to get him killed yourself (that didn’t work either)

[pokeberry5]

red robin in his hot girl summer era

alts + closeup:

[frownyalfred]

the Batfamily is quippy despite being quite serious, in most incarnations. but not Marvel quippy. the kind of quippy where you're staring down a threat (collapsing building, villain hurtling toward you, etc) and instead of joking about it being a rough day, they say man, this is gonna hurt or I just finished healing from all those broken ribs or even I really hope I live through this. all painfully true. it's going to hurt, you're definitely going to re-break all those healed ribs, and yeah, you might not live through it.

[jinxedshapeshifter]

can you imagine this being the first thing your roommate says after you say good morning. and because he can't play his "violin" properly

[rhiandoesfandom]

What if Tilla wasn't physically sick, she was just really depressed and had suicidal ideations. That's why Blitz knows how to take care of someone in that state.

That's why he still continuously checks in with Barbie even though she continues to push him away. Cause maybe without being on the drugs she was taking or keeping busy, she is actively suicidal. What then.

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

The real Dynamic Duo: Damian and Alfred forcing Those Bitches to go the fuck to sleep

[valtsv]

the thing about jontim for me is that it's such a "by all rights neither of us should even be alive when better people than us who deserved it more are gone, but if anything happened to you i would kill everyone in this room and then myself because you're all i have left" ship. survivor guilt codependency feedback loop.

[chasiufan]

Imagine killing urself cuz u hate ur job or something and then u wake up in purgatory and have to work the same demanding 9-5 job even in death with no promises of forgiveness /: i would’ve gone crazy too

[splattergutz]

i really love how francis being suicidal is depicted because it’s just so accurate. he isn’t going around saying outright that he wants to die but it’s painfully obvious that he does. he keeps going back to the arctic even though it’s dangerous to the point of being deadly. there’s nothing waiting for francis back home except for shame (sophia isn’t going to marry him/the admiralty doesn’t respect him). you can tell, even before silna calls him out, that francis is going to the arctic to die. it’s especially noticeable when he decides to proceed with the sledge party even after franklin vehemently opposes it. he’s not going to make it out of the arctic, so why does it matter? francis even says so himself in the book. he keeps repeating throughout the book that no matter who he gets out of the arctic — it’s not going to be him. and that’s why the ending is so perfect. francis will never be the person he was before, nor will he have the life he previously had. he has achieved a metaphorical death.

[morteisshipping]

I think it speaks for itself that HJYJ couple is so far the healthiest ship I've ever shipped in my life lol.

It started off unhealthy ofc, what with SHJ treating and keeping HYJ like a pet or an object (albeit a favorite one that he treats gently & mindfully) and HYJ just went on w it bcs he has no self-preservation instinct and literally hates himself so much he prefers to bcm an object to serve ppl around him than a human being. The fact that he doesn't care that SHJ named him "Item" in his contact says a lot about what sees in himself.

but then it evolves into something else?

SHJ caught... feelings??? that he doesn't know what to do with??? he becomes anxious with the thought that he can't keep HYJ safe (in which the feeling is new to him as well so he doesn't know what to do with it), so he starts to keep his distance.

and HYJ, with his trauma unresolved, keeps getting anxious that SHJ will abandon him as well (especially bcs SHJ is notorious for discarding "toys" once he's bored w them), like Yoohyun in pre-reg; so he holds on tighter to him and bombs his house when SHJ ghosts him.

but instead of writing a series of misunderstanding, Geunseo actually have them FIGHT IT OUT OF THEIR SYSTEM. Literally.

Both of them actually learns how to love.

For SHJ, it's love for life that he always deems boring and dull.

For HYJ, it's love for himself, to heal from his trauma, and learn that he is lovable as human being as well.

[morganbritton132]

My brother-in-law (a small business owner): I like that my employees are comfortable enough around me to joke about quitting if they won the lottery.

Me: I told my boss once that I’d kill myself in the building if he fired me.

Brother-in-law: …was he planning on firing you?

Me: no. just making it known.

[fascinationstreetmp3]

"after what you've put me through here i deserve this" armand says about killing the crying, exhausted boy in his arms and it's not about a meal or cleaning up the mess, really, it's about how this boy's been brought to the edge of accepting death; he's right there, longing for it, and armand can give it. and while he gives it, he feels it too. armand has been drowning for centuries, but he keeps himself afloat this way, by tasting death and feeling just the smallest respite, chasing his victims' slowing heartbeats right down into the dark until he backs away at the last moment. "the comfort we all long for." the comfort armand longs for -- the end.