#dogshit-enchantment

[thecloudstan]

Omg nooo the "I think I hauve covid" is like a meme thing about being deranged and saying weird shit fjdbfjfnd I'm totally fine xD ur so sweet tho omg 🥺

LOL thanks, I am relieved that it’s just me being old and Behind the internet speak 😂😭🤣

[acatwitha3ds]

I know nothing about organizing a zine but I would love to do art for the harvestella zine if it becomes a reality! I feel like doing a free, digital zine would probably be the best bet to getting it out there, especially since printing is such a tough process. But ye! (My art account is judithan-xing, and since the harvestella fandom is so small I'm sure you've seen my lil doodles of the crew)

@dogshit-enchantment / @judithan-xing — Yes, hi, hello!!! I’ve been meaning to comment on your lovely artwork (sometimes I forget when I rb 😅), but I enjoy your stuff a lot! And tysm for sending this ask, bc it goes to show that, no matter how excited I am about this project or a poll, I rly shouldn’t post when hungry or tired. 🙃 i keEP LEAVING THIS CRITICAL DEET OUTTTTTT FFFFFFF (also tagging @jake-marshall bc i know in your tags you’ve wondered the same things!)

Yes! My plan for any hypothetical Harvestella zine would be digital only, free for any interested fan to download and hold close in their files! 😊

Feel free to ask or DM more questions, and I will get to them over the course of the weekend. 💝

[the-drifters]

Got ur request answered on the SUGGESTION BOX, hope u enjoy it uwu

YOOO I JUST READ IT AND I LOVE IT SM… you captured the dynamic i had in mind so well

[mealiette]

Seeing u follow me back has filled me with immense joy it's a real bestie moment :3c

I fr thought I had been following you for a while now!!!

Please accept this pocket-sized offering in apology. 🙏

Never stop creating!!!

[fleapit]

They weren't lying, that Tumblr reading comprehension really can piss on the poor

FUCKING LITERALLY

[pyrriax]

some random mc screenshots to counteract the amount of angst i just wrote. mostly of me being stuck in weird places because of Claimed Chunks making it so im functionally in adventure mode at other people's bases

bonus screenshot of @aperture-science-sys drowning in the field. because death message testing. i think that was the reason?

[louisegluckpdf]

ENOUGHHHHH with the period dramedies where it's set in ye olden times but they tell raunchy anachronistic jokes and play contemporary music and speak in smug "well that just happened" quips. it was done well by ella enchanted, shrek, and a knight's tale and everything after that has been dogshit

[tourettesdog]

I am having extremely specific and niche ideas I must share. Specifically headcanons for Danny Phantom characters playing World of Warcraft

I feel like Sam would have been the first of them to get into WoW. Something other to play than Doomed, with a heavier focus on questing. She'd play on a PVP server and would be something of a legend on her realm.

She'd pretty much do everything, from hardcore raiding, to achievement hunting, to a little roleplaying on the side with friends.

She'd have two characters she swaps between, a troll warlock and an undead rogue, and would have the most min-maxed gear she can possibly get at all times. A "for the Horde!" girlie all the way. The warlock has tailoring/enchanting for professions, and the rogue mining/jewelcrafting, and she's got every recipe she can get her hands on for both.

I could see Sam trying to get Tucker and Danny into WoW, only to be wildly disappointed with their character decisions as both of them cozy up Alliance-side on a roleplaying realm.

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Tucker takes one glance at worgen and goes "I'm gonna be a fucking werewolf" and it's all over from there. His main would be a guardian/feral druid (tank and melee dps) with the corniest RP name you've ever seen, and he loves them dearly. He's always looking for new transmog to dress up with, and he takes his mining/engineering professions a little too seriously. He mostly plays with Danny, but probably has a horde alt Sam forced him to make so they could actually play together before cross-faction became a thing (I am being intentionally Vague about what expansions they'd be playing in).

Tucker's horde alt would be a tauren druid that ALSO runs engineering. Pretty much the same character, especially considering he spends 90% of his time in animal forms.

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Danny would start off playing a night elf monk and would get more into the RP of it than he ever wants to openly admit. He loves all of the flips and shit the monks do, and he's all in on the night elf aesthetic. He swaps between mistweaver and windwalker (healer and DPS), depending on what him and Tucker need to get shit done. He doesn't really focus a lot on the professions, instead going for dual gathering with mining and herbalism so he just has a lot of rocks and plants to throw at Tucker or onto the auction house.

After the accident though, Danny takes a long, staring look at death knights and decides he needs to play one-- for the memes. He's dogshit at it after playing monk for so long, but you can pry his frost (dps) death knight from his cold, half-dead hands.

The DK is just another night elf and when he's RPing, Danny likes to say it's the same character as the monk.

(Also I specifically think that Danny would play a nelf instead of a draenei because, as a trans Danny truther, I feel like the too-buff male draeneis would be a little Much for him, and the femme ones would be too dysphoric.)

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Val would very begrudgingly start playing WoW with them once she joins Team Phantom. She'd go Horde-side with Sam, with a tauren warrior decked head to toe in red. She quickly gets sucked into the game, and gets a little intense with farming for all of the things she wants-- mounts, cool transmog, some battle pets. She likes to do a lot of content alone, finding it fun to just go off questing, but she'll let herself be dragged into dungeons ever now and then. She just doesn't have the time or energy for raiding consistently.

Val winds up making a bunch of different alts eventually to keep collecting shit, and she gets scary good at gold farming so she can pay for her subscription with in-game currency. She's got a bunch of different professions she runs on her various alts, but the warrior's got mining/blacksmithing since the idea of making her own armor won her out.

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Dani plays on a laptop bought with Vlad's money, on a subscription also bought with Vlad's money. She takes one look at Val and Sam playing Horde-side and decides there is no other side to play.

She mains a vulpera hunter and is a troll through and through. She lives up to the hunter stereotype of accidentally pulling everything, but makes up for it by being scary good at DPS and PVP. Her and Val do a lot of mog and mount farming together, and some of her favorite things to collect are the battle pets and toys. She's got Meerah's Jukebox (a toy that plays a song about alpacas before exploding) hotkeyed to drop at a moment's notice.

She winds up getting a little too invested in alchemy, insisting she needs to be good at making goop.

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Wes would not play WoW, and would instead play FFXIV and would never shut up about how much better it is than WoW.

Bonus:

Lancer plays a lot of WoW during the summer when school is out. He's got a human mage who looks a bit like a buff version of him that he's been playing since the game released, and he's got all sorts of achievements and collectibles held onto from that era. He runs herbalism/inscription as a profession, and has every recipe for it under the sun. He still insists on riding his first horse mount that he ever got, and it has a Shakespearean name.

[renegadeem]

@dogshit-enchantment said Band!AU, I blacked out and this happened

[coolerhope]

Broke: Tara wants Gale to shave because she hates his beard

Woke: Tara wants Gale to shave because she enchanted his razor to give him the ugliest trim/beard/moustache in revenge for once giving her the most dogshit haircut of her life.

[anachronistic-falsehood]

badly editing qcellbit into homestuck until he comes home: day 37

>Cellbit: Keep looking.

Hmm. There doesn’t seem to be much for enchanted armor in here, and most of the enchants on the stuff that is enchanted are absolute dogshit. Might be better to just make something! Unenchanted armor is better than nothing at all. Honestly, you’re kind of tempted to just run out here guns blazing anyway. It’s not like there’s anyone else left on this island but you, Foolish, and Tina, and Tina couldn’t kill you anyway. But you can’t help but be a little more cautious now. If Richas is ANYWHERE out there still, despite watching him get crushed by falling rubble, you need to be alive to find him.

[pauls1967moustache]

Could I request a perspective flip of wouldn't it be nice bc I'm so curious about what John saw on Paul's face when they were signing the certificate, or any other part you like

i'm sick of looking at my damn outline so here's more of these.

Paul’s knee bounces next to his as they wait for Cyn to arrive. He’s sucking on his thumb a little—John can tell from his periphery—nervy, like he’s the one getting married. John glances over at him to see what’s on his face, but it’s like Paul’s attuned to him, shifting into a small encouraging smile. It feels like maybe it’s rote. Or maybe John wants it to be rote.

Paul’s been weird all morning—so aware of John, the energy’s fizzled back around, making John aware of him. John wonders if Paul thinks he’s gonna leg it if no one’s paying attention. Wonders what Paul would say if John asked him to leg it with him.

Probably not a lot.

Paul’s been grand about the whole thing. Annoyingly so. John’s been giving him a little poke, here and there, just to see what he’ll say. But Paul’s always been diplomatic. Polite. When John asked him to be a witness, Paul had smiled like he was genuinely touched by the offer. Like John had options, and thought hard about it, and decided well of course Paul has to sign my wedding certificate, it would mean so much to me.

“Yeah, mate, I’d love to,” Paul had said, his shoulder bumping John’s. Mate.

And maybe there was some more poking John could’ve done with that—it’s not as if he didn’t know Paul was good at putting on a face. But he also knew somewhere out there was the limit to Paul’s graciousness. And it had scared him a little—that mate. There was no way to know, really, if he’d get to keep Paul once that limit was found. He wasn’t even sure if he got to keep Paul now.

Paul’s shoulder bumps John, nodding to the door, and John turns to see Cyn walk in, tailed by Brian. She grins at him, nervous, and giddy, and flushed so pink it’s like the first time he kissed her—and for some reason it’s less real, then. Feels less like an insane obligation and more like they’re two kids in love—cutting out of art school early to sneak around, maybe do something a bit silly to make Cyn melt for him. And he knows how to do that. He can manage that his whole life, easy enough.

It’s a whirlwind ,then. It’s crazy, what they’re doing, but he can feel the love Cyn has for him, and he loves her so much for that. She’s going to have his child. She’s going to give him family. The gravity of it feels a little enchanting when he looks at her. Not frightening, so much. Soft, like a love song.

He signs his name next to Cyn’s on the certificate, and he forgets for a moment that someone else is supposed to do it. That someone else has to tie their names to John and Cynthia to prove that they’ll love each other for life. He flounders there for a second, delirious and stupid, the officiant is gesturing behind him, and when he turns, he bumps into Paul, stepping up to sign his name.

Paul meets his gaze, and it sinks in John—a dreadful, knotted-up nausea. Paul looks at him wide-eyed and unsure like John's never seen him—like a lost little boy—and it occurs to John that Paul is just as much a kid as him and Cyn; barely older than George who's too young to bloody sign anything legal.

Paul had broken out into happy teenaged giggles, that first time they'd touched each other in the dark. He'd kissed the corner of John's mouth, and then buried his nose in John's cheek—his laughter hitting John's skin in moist, hot little puffs. Affection sprawling warmly through John's chest.

That certainly feels fucking real.

An apology almost comes blurting out of John. He can’t even pinpoint what he ought to apologise for. Paul seems to catch on, plastering over his look, quickly, with a strained smile, still as encouraging as he’s always been. It’s worse than that mate was. It makes John feel like a right pile of dogshit. He asked Paul to be a witness to his wedding with the girl he knocked up as if Paul could ever fucking say no to that. As if Paul didn’t understand the duty of it all just as much as John did—Jesus.

He wants to get Paul out of here, like he could undo his myriad of fuck ups if only Paul hadn’t had to bear witness to them. But everyone’s fucking watching them, and Paul’s carrying on with the charade, agreeable as ever, and it dawns on John that he might never get anything real out of Paul again.

“Pen, Johnny?” Paul asks, his voice too high, and his eyebrows too high, and the crinkles around his eyes too deep.

John hands him the pen, and hates himself.

[the-drifters]

Ur gender per that one post is Assigned Skeleton Key

YEAH. YEAH.

[hello-galad]

9 People You Want to Know Better!

Thank you to both @4th-make-quail and @renegadeem for the tag! I love these tag games.

Three ships: Valenwind, Aerti, Niecest.

First ship: Legolas/Aragorn. Yep I've been Tolkien trash since I was 9 and my aunt played the LOTR DVD's in an attempt to entertain me enough so I would ask many questions.

Last song: Smile (feat. Carolina Liar) - Martin Garrix

last tv show: I was rewatching The Amazing World Of Gumball. I love that show, it brings me comfort and it's hilarious.

Currently reading: All systems red by Martha Wells

Currently watching: I kinda want to re-watch all seasons of Star Trek: Lowe Decks...

Currently eating: Mango!

Currently craving: SO MANY THINGS. I have a couple of prints by my favorite fanartists in my wishlist. I CRAVE INSPIRATION FOR THE CID AND THE VINCENT WEEKS. And I also crave feeling full for once, as in I crave lasting mental peace.

Tagging: @dogshit-enchantment @conditionvarietysilence @br-disaster @jaggededges123 @c-schroed

Feel free to ignore the tag if you have already answered this or if you just don't wanna play!

[4th-make-quail]

9 People You Want to Know Better!

Ty for the tag @molloyboi! 💚

three ships: armand/daniel, eric/assad, cid/vayne

first ship: auron/jecht/braska, and specific fucky seymour-related ships

last song: faderhead - emotional baggage

last tv show: charlie brooker screenwipe

currently reading: jewel box: stories, by e. lily yu

currently watching: supernatural s13

currently eating: my bedtime adcal tablets flckck mmm chalk

currently craving: posting my eric/assad fic, but it must wait til con and US-pick beta plus my own edits are done 😔 however, a non-fic thing is fish and chips, and I'll be having them on the beach in Blackpool tomorrow babayyyy

Tagging: @7-et @scarletkilometers @burgiethewriter

@hello-galad @conditionvarietysilence @dogshit-enchantment

@des-no9 @unaarista @pregnancykink

[judithan-xing]

OMG TUMBLR FINALLY UPDATED ITS REPLY FEATURE SO U CAN REPLY FROM OTHER BLOGS FUCKING FINALLY

Now I wont have to worry about ppl being like 'who tf is dogshit-enchantment and why are they replying on behalf of the artist' lol