#dogshit-enchantment

[astrophysician]

sonadow trick or treat?????? OwO (happy halloween!!!!)

ahh you caught me i have a few more up my sleeve

[thecloudstan]

Omg nooo the "I think I hauve covid" is like a meme thing about being deranged and saying weird shit fjdbfjfnd I'm totally fine xD ur so sweet tho omg 🥺

LOL thanks, I am relieved that it’s just me being old and Behind the internet speak 😂😭🤣

[acatwitha3ds]

I know nothing about organizing a zine but I would love to do art for the harvestella zine if it becomes a reality! I feel like doing a free, digital zine would probably be the best bet to getting it out there, especially since printing is such a tough process. But ye! (My art account is judithan-xing, and since the harvestella fandom is so small I'm sure you've seen my lil doodles of the crew)

@dogshit-enchantment / @judithan-xing — Yes, hi, hello!!! I’ve been meaning to comment on your lovely artwork (sometimes I forget when I rb 😅), but I enjoy your stuff a lot! And tysm for sending this ask, bc it goes to show that, no matter how excited I am about this project or a poll, I rly shouldn’t post when hungry or tired. 🙃 i keEP LEAVING THIS CRITICAL DEET OUTTTTTT FFFFFFF (also tagging @jake-marshall bc i know in your tags you’ve wondered the same things!)

Yes! My plan for any hypothetical Harvestella zine would be digital only, free for any interested fan to download and hold close in their files! 😊

Feel free to ask or DM more questions, and I will get to them over the course of the weekend. 💝

[the-drifters]

Got ur request answered on the SUGGESTION BOX, hope u enjoy it uwu

YOOO I JUST READ IT AND I LOVE IT SM… you captured the dynamic i had in mind so well

[mealiette]

Seeing u follow me back has filled me with immense joy it's a real bestie moment :3c

I fr thought I had been following you for a while now!!!

Please accept this pocket-sized offering in apology. 🙏

Never stop creating!!!

[fleapit]

They weren't lying, that Tumblr reading comprehension really can piss on the poor

FUCKING LITERALLY

[the-drifters]

@kisetsukaze-central @dogshit-enchantment (reblogging this because it’s too much of a chaotic mess to put in the replies. Human designs I’ll post later)

So! To start with some background- this is all taking place on my rp server, which is a multiverse server and people can rp OCs, canon characters, or AUs of canon characters- you get the idea. Anyways this deranged chain of events starts below, minor tw for suicidal ideation later in:

This ongoing, in-character mess is largely focused on Geist, Dianthus, and one of my admin’s Call of Cthulhu OC. There seems to be a recurring trend with me in any rpc I’ve been apart of and it’s that my characters can’t. stop. taking L’s. Dianthus has it worst of all so far.

The first thing that happens after I start rping as Dianthus isn’t such a big deal but I think it’s necessary I describe it anyway. I’ve chosen to start her off AFTER harvestella’s plot and her character story has been finished.

She teams up with another user’s OC and the two basically commit a criminal heist against a corrupt and collapsing dystopian space government. Why? The man just wanted to get back to where he came from. The two of them become friends without really intending to and Dianthus worries for the guy bc he doesn’t take care of himself. Otherwise they’re really just two accomplices atm.

Now here’s where the messed up stuff begins. The first disaster, which I’d consider the inciting incident of this convoluted mess:

She decides to further explore this strange new world, returning back to the Castle of Illusion and stuff as needed. Even better, she doesn’t have to hide herself in these new places because she doesn’t have the bad reputation an Omen has among ReGaians! So, while she’s walking around in a city park one day she sees a crowd gathered around an injured priest. Said priest is Pucci from JJBA, played by another user. He freaks the fuck out and a random civilian dies due to his stand.

So naturally Dianthus is all like “what the fuck dude” considering she’s got a duty to protect humans, and an innocent person is dead. So she leaps into action and Pucci retaliates because he thinks there’s a stand user nearby, and she’s the stand. Poor Dianthus ends up totally powerless in this fight because what she can do with the Geo Amplifier only boosts Pucci’s stand. So she freaks the fuck out too.

All but ONE person in the crowd is killed in the fallout of the fight. Once Dianthus realizes she’s done everything she could and it’s just not working, she tries to flee and chases after the survivor in order to try and save him. She isn’t able to escape in time as Pucci’s stand is able to basically obliterate her. She accidentally drops the Geo Amplifier and it ends up passing right through the stand- proving that Dianthus is a physical being. So Pucci stops fighting. Dianthus is able to hold on long enough just to send out a distress code after Pucci flees the place, but she dies immediately afterwards. The human survivor, the CoC OC I mentioned earlier, is injured but otherwise fine.

Dianthus’s body and Damien, the human survivor, is retrieved by Nivalis. Damien’s wounds are treated by some other Omens. Dianthus’s personality chip and her memory drive is miraculously untouched by the fight, so she’s got her intact parts placed into a new, identical shell. She’s brought back… but something’s WRONG with her, and EVERYONE knows it. Ever since the incident she’s been constantly on edge, distracted, and seems… not herself. So, she has been corrupted by what she’s just been through. She’s trying a bit too hard to hide it so whenever someone expresses concern she just gets mad with them instead.

Geist meets Damien and Dianthus later interrupts them by mistake. So the three chat for a while but eventually Geist says something that ends up aggravating Dianthus and she tells him off. So now he’s beginning to worry a bit more because he’s had his code corrupted too. Some time later, Geist finds out Damien is a master of psychology and knowing that Dianthus has developed very humanlike emotions, he tries to get some insight on how to approach her with his worries. Damien has his fair share of concerns too so the two come to her together. She’s receptive to what they have to say and they tell her they want to help her.

Things seem well… for a little while. Dianthus has been spending what little free time she has with Damien because the two of them have fallen hard for each other but don’t realize what they’re feeling yet. But, Dianthus has started overworking herself to escape the anguish she’s in. Damien eventually convinces her to take a break and he asks her out. During their date (which Dianthus doesn’t realize it at first), Damien finally tells her he loves her, but not long after Dianthus receives a transmission, warning her there’s been a Hallowed sighted nearby the Castle- and it’s a mutant, kind of like what is featured in Brakka’s character story. So she’s forced to leave and address that.

She’s injured in the fight. She lives this time but is somewhat delirious. Geist saves her, helping her back to the Castle. But Damien’s been victim to some timeline fuckery and he’s found near death back at the Castle.

THEN Dianthus finally snaps. She starts fretting over how she’d rather die with him than keep living. Geist quickly cuts off Dianthus’s signal and shuts her off so she doesn’t have to witness what is going on, and he separates the two so they can get their wounds treated. Geist looks through her code without her permission and he’s HORRIFIED by what he’s looking at. He has two options: reboot Dianthus entirely or let her remain corrupted. But with Geist’s newfound perspective thanks to Damien’s help, he’s going to let her make that choice because this “corruption” is really just trauma that can he wants to believe she can heal from. Once Dianthus is powered on again, she’s presented with her options, but there’s a catch. She’ll be rebooted without a choice if she harms herself or others, or she can try and heal.

Dianthus chooses to try and heal. She’s temporarily cut off from her duties so she can rest and think about what she needs to do. It helps for a while but eventually she begins to become very depressed without a purpose. She cuts herself off from everyone and isolates. Geist has caught on, and he’s all like “oh. FUCK.” because remember what happened the last time an Omen was corrupted and disappeared like that?

So that’s where it’s at now. As for what’s next? I don’t know for certain but this is kind of the climax of this madness. I plan to begin to get more into Geist’s personal problems as well because at this point he’s got a lot of those too.

So tl;dr- Dianthus witnesses 30+ innocent human beings die, is subsequently killed by an Italian, falls in love with the one human she saved, gets fucked up by a mutant Hallowed, watches her boyfriend nearly die to horrors beyond her comprehension, is effectively placed into a forced break from working, and spirals into severe depression. And Geist is standing by wondering what he needs to be doing.

Harvestella microwave brain rot thoughts (some spoilers)

Something something Geist but also the robot arm that cleans itself, it feels like a very good analogy to his character

And also the idea of Aria being more or less a flawed messiah. In my mind her perfect song to corelate her entire being is Personal Jesus (by Depeche Mode or MSI, both are fitting for the vibe) the idea of her taking on the burden of humanity and fighting for it to thrive, wanting desperately to be saved but not knowing if she can be.

I also can't stop thinking about corrupted Dianthus, the idea of her being the one that becomes overwhelmed with metaphysics instead of Geist, what measures she would take to ensure humanities survival

I am rotating the Seth in my mind

[pyrriax]

some random mc screenshots to counteract the amount of angst i just wrote. mostly of me being stuck in weird places because of Claimed Chunks making it so im functionally in adventure mode at other people's bases

bonus screenshot of @aperture-science-sys drowning in the field. because death message testing. i think that was the reason?

[louisegluckpdf]

ENOUGHHHHH with the period dramedies where it's set in ye olden times but they tell raunchy anachronistic jokes and play contemporary music and speak in smug "well that just happened" quips. it was done well by ella enchanted, shrek, and a knight's tale and everything after that has been dogshit

[tourettesdog]

I am having extremely specific and niche ideas I must share. Specifically headcanons for Danny Phantom characters playing World of Warcraft

I feel like Sam would have been the first of them to get into WoW. Something other to play than Doomed, with a heavier focus on questing. She'd play on a PVP server and would be something of a legend on her realm.

She'd pretty much do everything, from hardcore raiding, to achievement hunting, to a little roleplaying on the side with friends.

She'd have two characters she swaps between, a troll warlock and an undead rogue, and would have the most min-maxed gear she can possibly get at all times. A "for the Horde!" girlie all the way. The warlock has tailoring/enchanting for professions, and the rogue mining/jewelcrafting, and she's got every recipe she can get her hands on for both.

I could see Sam trying to get Tucker and Danny into WoW, only to be wildly disappointed with their character decisions as both of them cozy up Alliance-side on a roleplaying realm.

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Tucker takes one glance at worgen and goes "I'm gonna be a fucking werewolf" and it's all over from there. His main would be a guardian/feral druid (tank and melee dps) with the corniest RP name you've ever seen, and he loves them dearly. He's always looking for new transmog to dress up with, and he takes his mining/engineering professions a little too seriously. He mostly plays with Danny, but probably has a horde alt Sam forced him to make so they could actually play together before cross-faction became a thing (I am being intentionally Vague about what expansions they'd be playing in).

Tucker's horde alt would be a tauren druid that ALSO runs engineering. Pretty much the same character, especially considering he spends 90% of his time in animal forms.

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Danny would start off playing a night elf monk and would get more into the RP of it than he ever wants to openly admit. He loves all of the flips and shit the monks do, and he's all in on the night elf aesthetic. He swaps between mistweaver and windwalker (healer and DPS), depending on what him and Tucker need to get shit done. He doesn't really focus a lot on the professions, instead going for dual gathering with mining and herbalism so he just has a lot of rocks and plants to throw at Tucker or onto the auction house.

After the accident though, Danny takes a long, staring look at death knights and decides he needs to play one-- for the memes. He's dogshit at it after playing monk for so long, but you can pry his frost (dps) death knight from his cold, half-dead hands.

The DK is just another night elf and when he's RPing, Danny likes to say it's the same character as the monk.

(Also I specifically think that Danny would play a nelf instead of a draenei because, as a trans Danny truther, I feel like the too-buff male draeneis would be a little Much for him, and the femme ones would be too dysphoric.)

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Val would very begrudgingly start playing WoW with them once she joins Team Phantom. She'd go Horde-side with Sam, with a tauren warrior decked head to toe in red. She quickly gets sucked into the game, and gets a little intense with farming for all of the things she wants-- mounts, cool transmog, some battle pets. She likes to do a lot of content alone, finding it fun to just go off questing, but she'll let herself be dragged into dungeons ever now and then. She just doesn't have the time or energy for raiding consistently.

Val winds up making a bunch of different alts eventually to keep collecting shit, and she gets scary good at gold farming so she can pay for her subscription with in-game currency. She's got a bunch of different professions she runs on her various alts, but the warrior's got mining/blacksmithing since the idea of making her own armor won her out.

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Dani plays on a laptop bought with Vlad's money, on a subscription also bought with Vlad's money. She takes one look at Val and Sam playing Horde-side and decides there is no other side to play.

She mains a vulpera hunter and is a troll through and through. She lives up to the hunter stereotype of accidentally pulling everything, but makes up for it by being scary good at DPS and PVP. Her and Val do a lot of mog and mount farming together, and some of her favorite things to collect are the battle pets and toys. She's got Meerah's Jukebox (a toy that plays a song about alpacas before exploding) hotkeyed to drop at a moment's notice.

She winds up getting a little too invested in alchemy, insisting she needs to be good at making goop.

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Wes would not play WoW, and would instead play FFXIV and would never shut up about how much better it is than WoW.

Bonus:

Lancer plays a lot of WoW during the summer when school is out. He's got a human mage who looks a bit like a buff version of him that he's been playing since the game released, and he's got all sorts of achievements and collectibles held onto from that era. He runs herbalism/inscription as a profession, and has every recipe for it under the sun. He still insists on riding his first horse mount that he ever got, and it has a Shakespearean name.

[thatdeadaquarius]

👀✨️ U CANT HIDE THESE GEMS IN THE TAGSSS

So like I just went through almost all your language posts and I was wondering what if like the creator sometimes just switches languages out of no where and everyone is just like:😃. Cuz like they don’t understand what they mean and it happens randomly too or when they’re irritated and they just start cussing in like 3 different languages at once

IM SO SORRY TO DO IT TO YOU-

but i think ive written some stuff abt this before?

u know what tho.

ive got an even better idea. my “go-to” if you will.

Torture Alhaitham.

>:)

^^^ ALHAITHAM RUNNING U DOWN AFTER YOU SAY EXACTLY (1) WORD IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE HE’S NEVER HEARD-

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Sun: Gender neutral Reader (you/they/them)

Orbit: SHORT headcanons-ish?, Language shenanigans!

Stars: Alhaitham (suffer lol)

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: None Known & Trigger Warnings: None Known.

he’s watching you. constantly.

he’s always writing about you.

he’s following you around Sumeru City.

he’s following you around Port Ormos.

he’s at your house-

Alhaitham learns you speak multiple languages before any other akademiya schloar, and he’s submitting a thesis about “the Greatest Lords languages from their home world”

before you can even say “I’ll think about it” in any language u know lol

people have definitely mistaken him as your favored acolyte (not that he does much to deny it)

and talk to him like he’s your secretary?? …oh, welp.

Alhaitham knows your schedule for the next month within a week of following you

mans is willing to do the MOST to get you to sit down and just start talking in a language at him

want food? his specialty dish ingredients are always at the ready at his house

want literature? he’s offering to literally break into the akademiya (or giving you a copy of his house key to have access to his personal library all the time)

(tho kaveh is practically hugging you to his chest as you walk around perusing as he talks ur ear off lmao)

Haitham (he sometimes insists you call him when it’s just you two) wants to singlehandedly be the first person who understands every word you say when u coo at dogs in another language

or cuss out a fictional character for being stupid

CRYING U CANT EVEN GET MAD AT HIM BC

every time u get pissed he’s interrupting every other word you say to ask for definitions/clarifications of slang 😭

send help he’s made a red string theory board of all the languages you’ve used to try and just- make sense of all their rules and when you use them and how to tell the difference and oh no-

Alhaitham’s hanging pictures of you mid-sentence with ur mouth open or even worse when ur yelling.

…u know maybe its not for an akademiya project, maybe he’s just trying to humble you. 💀

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thanks again for sending this ask in!! :D

language sagaus my beloved <3

tbh i have likeeeee 54 things in my drafts rn? so needless to say im slow, BUT IM SO HAPPY U GUYS GAVE ME THIS MUCH TO FAWN OVER, REQUESTS OR NO <333333333333

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an iced coffee? for me?? :O

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Safe Travels Ariasdream,

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♡the beloveds♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk / @the-dumber-scaramouche / @chocogi / @fallen-starr / @areaderofbooks

[renegadeem]

@dogshit-enchantment said Band!AU, I blacked out and this happened

[coolerhope]

Broke: Tara wants Gale to shave because she hates his beard

Woke: Tara wants Gale to shave because she enchanted his razor to give him the ugliest trim/beard/moustache in revenge for once giving her the most dogshit haircut of her life.

[the-drifters]

Ur gender per that one post is Assigned Skeleton Key

YEAH. YEAH.

[ishtea]

unfiltered dogshit opinion posting and this might be too mean but i saw someone glazing Monster Hunter World and being toxic about it so i’m pulling this out of the drafts to heal my soul

i wish i could be as delighted and entranced by mind melting phoned in mediocrity as Monster Hunter World fans

life must be so magical to someone so pleased by the benign, and so enchanted by the lackluster

to see one be so enraptured by soulless garbage imitating a franchise that has done better every single time and hold out their hands and go “more slop please! more slop please!” while rejecting the real art and cinema MH has to offer is like watching an alien creature who evolved to eat feces reject the bespoke artisan culinary experience and beg like a dog for shit from an anus.

[anachronistic-falsehood]

badly editing qcellbit into homestuck until he comes home: day 37

>Cellbit: Keep looking.

Hmm. There doesn’t seem to be much for enchanted armor in here, and most of the enchants on the stuff that is enchanted are absolute dogshit. Might be better to just make something! Unenchanted armor is better than nothing at all. Honestly, you’re kind of tempted to just run out here guns blazing anyway. It’s not like there’s anyone else left on this island but you, Foolish, and Tina, and Tina couldn’t kill you anyway. But you can’t help but be a little more cautious now. If Richas is ANYWHERE out there still, despite watching him get crushed by falling rubble, you need to be alive to find him.