#dogs dinner

[gorjee-art]

You know I had to do this meme.

[eaglesnick]

A DOG'S DINNER

While our unelected, multimillionaire Prime Minister enjoys a well earned break in his £5 million penthouse overlooking the Pacific Ocean in California, the country is being run by a simpleton.

His ineptitude has attracted headlines such as:

“Oliver Dowden, the Culture Secretary is a barely useful idiot..."  (brokenbottleboy: 11/11/20)

“Musicians hit back at Oliver Dowden’s “utterly pathetic” boast of Brexit touring breakthrough."  (NME:05/06/21)

“Oliver Dowden has resigned as Conservative co-chair after the party’s disastrous double by-election losses..." Guardian: 24/06/22)

But perhaps the most damning insight into Dowden’s lack of intelligence is this revelation by Sasha Swire, in her book “Diary of an MP's Wife", Little,Brown, 2020).

“Oliver Dowden, in the lobby, tells H (Sasha’s husband) he is so sick of his wife’s vegan cooking he was absolutely delighted when he came home and finally saw a ham and chicken bake in the fridge. He gobbled it down lustily. When his wife came back, she asked him where the dog’s food had gone.”

It’s good to know the country is in such competent hands.

[gorjee-art]

Sebastian!

Not only has he lost an eye, half of his face is disfigured! Sebastian is a survivor of an explosive collision, suffering injuries from flying shrapnel and intense heat, his eye basically being destroyed in the process. Now he has a prosthetic metallic eye that also works as a flashlight, though he despises that wretched thing...it seems to have a mind of its own and drifts off willy-nilly!

Tag the OC who is missing an eye

Bonus points for saying why/how they lost it!

[enyasaints]

I am a Sexual Assault victim begging for a Lawyer

Direct Aid:

PP: enyasaints@gmail.com

Overwhelmed is an understatement. Crowdfunding by yourself with no social capital is nearly impossible. I even gave up for about two weeks. I was reignited by receiving my employers position statement. I haven’t read it, but I’m dreading it. I have no support. During this time in the investigation I’m supposed to have a lawyer advise me. I’m supposed to have a therapist console me. I am doing this all alone and it’s incredibly painful and triggering. I appreciate everyone who has been reblogging and liking. All I can ask is y’all continue to support me. Sharing my story and if you feel led please donate. I am on a strict timeline and must raise enough for a lawyer by August 16th. After my rebuttal the investigation will start to end and I will be issued a right to sue letter in which I have 90 days to find a lawyer to sue in federal court. Which means I will never get justice.

[theycantalk]

favorite

[dead-body-in-the-basement]

Write a card to the birthday bastard

[gorjee-art]

MY BOY, MY VERY GOOD COOKY BOY, LOOK AT HIM, LOOK AT THE BACKGROUND, I AM EATING THIS ALIVE, TEARING IT TO SHREDS WITH MY TEETH, FOAMING AT THE MOUTH OOOOOOO YOU'RE THE BEST

X. YOU TOO, WILL BE GROUND UNDER THE WHEELS OF FATE

@gorjee-art SEBBIE MY BELOVEDDDDDDDDDD GRAAAAAA

[warandpeas]

Mr. Pavlov

[evilkaeya]

skk au where they actually develop telepathy but it happens after Dazai leaves and during the four years they don't see each other. Chuuya is washing dishes one night and Dazai's voice pops up in his head. "I wonder what the slug is doing right now? Judging by the time maybe he's washing dishes." Chuuya goes still, mouth hung open and goes "yeah I am mackerel." He hears a "what the fuck" ten seconds later.

[lotus-pear]

rewatched bsd w my friend seeing it for the first time and the nostalgia of seeing these two together again hit me like a bus

[gorjee-art]

Cult of the Dogs

-and the no-ask version cause I actually really like this piece a lot...

[daily-deliciousness]

Summer BBQ hot dog and burger charcuterie board

[gorjee-art]

Omg yessss YESSSSSS this pleases me so. Her :3 paired with his vacant unfeeling eyes makes a dynamic duo. The way he's nervously sharing his umbrella while not really thinking that he himself will get soaked, all for the sake of his precious songbird makes me so happy. You are free from your debt...

GORJEE GORRJJEE @gorjee-art !! i have returned! much work, many sweats, but i have returned with the offer of mercy oh powerful gorjee. your pookies! your pookies i promised to draw!!

my part of the bargain has been fullfilled. does this satisfy your anger and hate against this little innocent creature? pray it does, pray it does!!

[tornado1992]

I just love how much of a food aberration enjoyer he is, he’s been around the world countless times so it makes sense he has an “eccentric taste”

[shadydays047]

Fine Dining

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

Mori totally tried to hit on fukuzawa when he was in his bodyguard era by bringing him to popular date locations under the guise of “but you’re my bodyguard, you have to follow me” and fukuzawa with his asexual swagger was just not picking up whats being put down