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holy shit i just got reminded of ice age dawn of the dinosaurs. holy shit. brain blast
#there are like 2 thousand weird dinosaur movies i was OBSESSED with as a kid#doesnt even need to be about dinosaurs. just had to have dinosaurs in them#my dad thought scrat the squirrel guy was SO funny he would get excited whenever there was a cut to him#heliichats
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sorry for never shutting up about how people treat hazel but ohh my god shes my fave character atm.... i get to be mad!! she has good enough information that you can play around with headcanons freely
the only moments people wouldve brung up is when dev is in the episode, there was no reason for the episode that showed her tendancy to overthink and be emberassed over small mistakes by wishing a do-over and over again, having to realise that running away from the idea of creating a problem wont help her in the long run JUST so people could go "omg haha dev has a crush on her" i could litterly not tell you what the general concensious on most episodes are because i dont know peoples opinions on them because in general they dont discuss them beyond his scenes
fanart too, ive personally muted the dev and devzel tag and when i look up #hazel wells i want you to guess how many posts i find that arent hidden! spoiler alert its barely any of them, listen im not saying im shocked at the fact The Characters Made As A Duo are drawn as a duo, its whatever and while im not personally a fan in general i really do get the appeal, but you have to admit that at some point it gets really suspicious when the only fanart you can find in one character is only with the more popular one, over 200 fics in the hazel tag on ao3 and theres only 20! without the dev tag! (10 more then when i last checked, crazy! go read fly bird, fly now), and my main problem is is that hazel is shown to be her own person OUTSIDE of their friendship, infact wouldnt you know it shes the protagonist herself! the fact that most aus ive seen are focused on dev/dale/peri is whats most confusing to me, "oh but theyre so interesting to work with"
really! youre telling me you cant think of a fic / au idea on her own? miss "i was going to have a previous godparent who didnt listen to me at all", miss "i am very anxious and i overthink to the point where my desicions", miss "i had an encounter with my evil shadow self when i was a fairy" (shout out to fairy bound au btw, im a big fan), miss "my mom doesnt fully know how to handle children inspite of being a therapist and tells me im handling things mature so i feel like i should be", miss "with the fact that im terrified my friends are making fun of me behind my back, i didnt know how to talk to anyone and a cafetiria made me so overworried and i speak to my rocks could imply the fact that i was outcasted at a young age", miss "my brother who has been my anchor and i has taught me everything i need to know has left me and hes also struggling to adjust to everything and we were insanely close to the point where the reason this whole thing started is because of him", miss "i regularly help my dad hunt a ghost that doesnt exist but it makes him happy", miss "i am litterly friends with the coolest kid in elementary school", miss "my landlords are litterly doomsday preppers and our parents want me to get along with their werido twins", miss "i didnt even hestitate to kill myself if i had to save potatoes for humanity after i pissed off mother nature", miss 'i got called out on projecting my past bonding expiriences on my best friend by some werid demon posessing her body right infront of me' none of that makes you want to think of something about her on her own? not even a spark of an idea? its almost like you guys watched exclusively 6 episodes and watched 5 minutes out of them at most
hazel is very interesting and shows her own struggles, she likes puns and fries and rocks and anime and horror movies (and apparently mushrooms if you count that one scene), she tries to problem solve so that no one is unhappy (patty being alive so winn wasnt upset, trying to get the band and orchestra together, accidently haunting her house and wishing her dads day was extra special, trying to find a dinosaur she spontaniously teleported his own job), she has multiple episodes showing her insecurities and how she tries to hide it so she doesnt look like a bad person, but inspite of it all is a understanding person and a peacemaker and doesnt like arguments, hell shes even such good autism represntation im 99.9% sure it wasnt intentional at all
dont even get me started on the takes ive seen in the finale, listen the finale has alot to be said and it definatly wont be everyones cup of tea (i think them trying to refrence every episode felt so chaotic personally) but regarding people with the ending is still giving me a headache, "she shouldve used her wish on him" that wouldve been so boring and predicable, say what you want on what she actually used it for but i think you guys should realise that for the kid whos regressing back into his bad copium mechanisms should get to face his concequences, 'hes 10 and neglected so thats why he acted like that' and 'she doesnt need to put up with how he treats her and hold his hand and be his personal therapist' can both coexist, people being pissed that she lightheartly agreed that he fucked up when HE admitted it is crazyyy CRAZYYY (also the fact ive seen someone say 'her moms a therapist she shouldve known' ???)
this isnt even touching on "hazels other relationships like her friends and family arent developed enough so thats why ppl dont care that much" while that is a valid critism i have with the show in general i still dont think applys to what im specifically talking about to demonstrate dale has appeared in THREE episodes (four if you want to stretch it), meanwhile hazels parents have appeared more often and im barely seeing them in fanart "but dale has a backstory!" so do those two have a whole episode explaining how they met "b-but dale is interesting as a role as a villain!" the guy is barely a villain [so far atleast], but also is being a therapist and a parascienists already not an interesting enough? are you guys suddenly not able to make as much headcanons expanding apon them as you did with dale? thats the thing that confuses me the most, whats stopping you from giving random information from your head to anyone else?, (i didnt know how to word this point so hopefully this makes sense)
listen im going to say it right now MOST OF THIS IS DEFINATLY UNINTENTIONAL AND NOT EVERYONE IS DOING THIS ON PURPOSE but some of u guys might really need to uncover some biases on why you think the black girl should coddle the rich white boy when he wasnt treating her well at the time, if that makes sense
#cupid.exe#im feeling brave ill maintag this . if u guys are annoying i am going to stop u guys from rbing i have school tommorow anyways#the wording might be a little bit werid cuz its midnight n my brain is mush but whatever im going to bed after this#fandom misogyny#fandom salt#fandom racism#fop#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents a new wish#hazel wells#long post
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HEYYY :P ik its been awhile my bad��
Injured!Proxys+ben x Doctor! Reader
Tim Wright/ Masky
So this man is closed off, all of the proxys are😞
But hes not a idiot, he knows when his body has had enough and when he needs help
The only way you’d be able to help him is if its a severe wound or if your close with him
Im talking at least 2+ years of either dating or being friends..
Lucky you if you’ve made it this long!
Now actually helping him is difficult
Hes stubborn and doesnt like to admit hes in pain so when you stitch his sorry ass up or disinfect it, he winces but swears hes fine
Hes not fine
He also complains the entire time about how he could do it himself
Knowing full well he couldnt he just likes to be a pain in the ass
Brian Thomas/hoodie
Hes more lenient, he’ll let you help him even though we all know this man could do it himself
It wouldnt be good but as long as he isnt bleeding out he doesnt really care
Although hes the more lenient one hes still closed off and it takes atleast a year or more to be able to help him
The first time you actually clean up a wound he falls deeper in love
Its not covered in dried blood or anything!
Hes amazed at how gentle you were and found it cute if you were concerned about him
It gets to the point where he would make small bruises or cuts just to have you put a little bandaid on his finger or put pain cream on his bruise
He would totally make you kiss the bandages after, no matter how big or small😭
He has dinosaur bandaids and unicorn bandaids.
Toby Rogers
Oh boy buckle up
So he cant feel pain
Good luck☺️
He doesnt know hes hurt and most likely you wont either
If you somehow get him to wash his fuckass sweatshirt and seem to see a wound, he too, would be confused and surprised
He would find how concerned you were funny and laugh as you clean him up
If you yelled at him while he laughed he’d tell you to relax and that hes fine
Hes not fine
Like brian he would make small cuts and or bruises to have you patch him up
Back tracking a little, it would take a few months but not because hes closed off
He trusts you completely to not hurt him physically
It was just getting to see him without his sweatshirt on that was difficult
He keeps that thing on all the time no way your getting a peak at his scrawny ass unless you rip that sweatshirt off him or if you get…spicy.. with him..
Eyeless Jack
HAH
Good luck
He went to medical school
This man knows what hes doing
But like the others finds it funny that you want to help him
He doesnt need it but honestly
Hes too smart to get too badly injured, if he does it’s because he went awhile wothout eating and became reckless
I think that if he were to go more then a fee weeks without eating he would get reckless with how he got the kidneys
He wouldnt leave the victims alive and leave them in their bed naked with incisions on their stomach
When that happens he usually comes home with a bruise or scratches from the victims fighting back,
If you’ve gotten to the point that you know about that and accept it, not only will you be helping clean him up
You’d help clean his clothes up
Hes a clean guy dont get me wrong but after eating i think he would just need to sleep
And if your like me theres no way that 7’ tall demon is getting in my bed soaked in blood and possible guts ☺️
Jeffery Hodek
God i wish you luck if your with this man
He will let his wounds get infected for fun and he will enjoy it when you get upset (COUGH COUGH MOUTH CUTS COUGH)
He honestly couldnt care less and again, finds it amusing when you yell at him
Lets be honest his story is written awful so im gonna tweak it a litte
He did not get bleached, there was a explosion and some of his hair burnt off, it has since grown back a little but the burn scars are still there
So if you want to help him clean his mouth he’ll complain and tease you and taunt you but he’ll let you do it
..if you even want to after all that.😒
Benjamin Lawman
So he can’t actually get hurt…i mean unless hes like a zombie but he isnt, this guys a ghost
So i mean, unless he has some power to be human magically theres really nothing that can hurt him
Even you..
But you should find a way to hurt him, whether it be physical or emotional causr hes a jackass
And will make fun of you just to see you cry😒
Either bring up something from his past(he might get a little angry at that🥰) or threaten to throw him into a lake
You can’t actually throw him but..he..doesnt need to know that😇
#creepypasta x reader#tim wright x reader#ben drowned#jeff the killer#brian thomas x reader#eyeless jack#x reader#creepypasta
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ridiculously long list of larry johnson hcs because fuck you he doesnt get enough love
Tw for depressing ass shit
- larry is a tired clumsy airhead, and as a result he always has SOMETHING spilled, wiped, or drawn on his clothes.
- undiagnosed adhd, and probably a few other things
- both him and sal collect bottlecaps, they like to make pins out of cool ones they find, often trading them like pokemon cards. they have multiple matching friendship ones. on common ones though, he likes to flatten and paint.
- larry's mental health generally sucks, but when things get really bad he stops caring about his physical safety, often pulling some reckless shit. even when he gets hurt from it, he doesnt seem to mind. Times like these kinda scare him, and he tries to avoid falling into them.
- despite seemingly "not caring about anything" (as he puts it) during these episodes, he's still fiercely protective of his friends and tries to be gentle with them, both physically and emotionally.
- callused hands, fingers yellowed from smoking.
- big fan of gas stations when he's high, practically raids that shit. one of his nicknames is "stoner jesus"
- he's openly bisexual and flirts with random people for fun. its usually something light. dorky pickup lines, stupid puns.. he Never expects it to be shot back at him but on the rare occasion it happens, he turns into a giggling mess.
- he actually pissed off travis even worse a few times with it, I could go into it further but this isnt a larvis post so i'll spare you all. For now.
- his favorite horror movies are the funny ones
- he isnt much of a drinker, mostly around holidays and just to get a little buzzed. spiked eggnog and fireball are his go-to's. Drunk christmas karaoke is one of his favorite things (he's constantly giving sal secondhand embarrassment). 2 words, mariah carrey.
- For awhile he genuinely tried to be a good student but because he was so far behind and his undiagnosed adhd, the teachers started to demonize him. Eventually he realized it didnt matter how hard he tried, so he just gave up. The only subject he likes is art, so that's where he focuses all his energy and actually tries.
- skips school sometimes but lisa tends to give him hell for it so he tries not to do it too often, mostly just skips certain classes if hes really not feeling it.
- almost always comes to school high
- his room is such a mess. sal tries to help him with it but he has similar struggles. whenever ash or todd come over, it becomes a group effort and shit gets done rather quickly. luckily no biohazards, so its not like his room really needs a DEEP clean but still. its nice.
- larry fucking LOVES jack black movies, also stupid stoner movies.
- Loves the arcade too, You'd think his favorite would be guitar hero, but that's more for sal. his favorite is mortal combat or those car racing games that you sit in with the steering wheel.
- larry cant cook for shit, hes always burning something, it always turns out gross and inedible. unless he's stoned, in which case he magically turns into a michelin star chef. weird ass combinations, but it always turns out really good.
- despite being shit at cooking, he still tries to help his mom with it, even though he mostly ends up just being in the way and she eventually shoos him out of the kitchen
- he smells super musky, with cheap cologne and the faint scent of weed
- when he was really little, he had a dinosaur onsie that he would wear everywhere, very rarely taking it off until it started to get too tight. he was beyond devastated when he realized he grew out of it, lisa had to pry it away from him in fear that he would accidentally destroy it. She keeps it in her closet collecting dust. Its one of the few things she kept from before jim disappeared. despite it bringing up memories of what things used to be like before he "left", she couldnt bear to throw it out.
- sometimes when larry needs comfort, he sneaks into her room and steals it temporarily. on sleepless nights, he zips it over his pillows as a makeshift pillowcase, its one of the few things that help him relax. It's always put back in place by the next morning. Lisa has no idea, and he's far too embarrassed about it to say anything to her.
- the only person who knows about this is sal because of their sleepovers. One night He was high as balls and got paranoid, when he tried to sleep it off the fear was just too much so away he crept, into lisa's room. Of course he made sal come with him, he sure as shit wasnt going alone.
- when questioned about it, larry refused to answer and so sal let it go figuring he would tell him when he was ready.
- Larry Harbors an obscene amount of guilt. struggles with sh off and on, tries not to relapse unless things get really unbearable. to prevent this, him and the SF gang (primarily ash) regularly doodle and sometimes paint on the places he's prone to harm.
- when he can feel himself slipping into an episode, larry makes it a point to braid his hair so it won't get matted. tries to brush it and rebraid it at least once a week, but often struggles to find the energy and lets it sit in for longer. Not to mention, a lot of the times he stops showering which makes it even harder to braid because of the greasiness.
- has given himself a few amateur stick and pokes. They look like shit, and he knows it but he's still very proud of them.
- the ink he uses for it fades pretty fast
- he's also tried to give himself piercings, but always fucks it up so he takes them out and slaps a bandaid over it
- collects different kinds of flavored chapstick, takes a bite out of them sometimes when he thinks no one is looking (ofc sal has caught him a few times but has never said anything)
- after he first met megan, he was scared shitless. slept with the lights on for the next few weeks and refused to shut the door when going to the bathroom, insisting to his mom on keeping the shower curtain open at all times (he tried to act chill about it around sal and it kinda worked. kinda.) after awhile he eventually calmed down but still finds himself getting really nervous whenever him and sal talk to a ghost, though he would never admit it.
- has a picture of his dad in a locket but rarely wears it because he's afraid he'll accidentally break it. always keeps it with him though, usually in his pocket, holding it as he walks.
- Despite his general demeanor he's quite the gentleman, always holding doors open and really courteous towards women. Most people don't expect it just based on his appearance, but Lisa raised him right.
- also he's hot as fuck.
- we all know larry is a metalhead, but what kind of metal is his favorite? It generally depends on his mood but id say sludge, thrash, and doom.
- You're telling me this man, who is depressed as fuck and also a stoner wouldnt eat up some electric wizard? saint vitus? bitch, please. I know quite a few albums that would bring him to his knees.
- And I know I'm prolly gonna get hate for this but I notice when a lot of other people write about larry (AND sal), they tend to lean towards nu metal or just plain emo. And while I don't think either of them would mind it, The lyrics and vocals of Sanity's fall feels more reminiscent of death or black metal and given the fact that SF is his favorite band, I don't think he would listen to that kind of stuff, at least not on a regular basis. Ash on the other hand definitely would.
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hey whore, help fix my daddy issues by writing me headcannons of fatherly soldier 76 as readers(m) dad. (pls) i jst need smth sweet.
xx not kaikai
i have had no sleep. its 5am. i've written 2 works, and about to be 3 with this within the span of 17 hours. lord give me strength to make another work so i dont ruin my sleep schedule.
Father!Soldier 76 x Son!reader (Platonic)
Head canons
Warnings - None
"My dad could beat your dad in a fight.", Father!76 x Son!reader
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with lack of a better idea of how to explain reader, he was saved by overwatch and taken in when they realized he was orphaned.
OBVIOUSLY THEY NEED SOMEONE TO WATCH YOUU
To say jack thought you were annoying at first is an understatement.
"Why do I have to watch the kid? What the fuck do you mean I give you 'Dad' energy??"
Confused and annoyed
Being the scared and timid kid you were, you kinda just.. followed him around.
You'd follow him EVERYWHERE except missions. he had someone babysit you when he had to leave. (Anyone except the junkers. good on him)
Whenever someone turned a corner and spotted him, they always looked down and saw you, some fragile little boy, clinging to his leg.
Everyone thought it was hilarious and bugged him about it.
"Hello there mini 76, how are you today?"
You'd literally just look up at them while they bent down to your level to talk to you.
Awkwardly shuffling into Jack.
EVERYONE noticed how much less he swore after he started having to take care of you.
Jack has never once swore in front of you, but, he'll have slip ups and correct himself.
"What the hel-heck. heck. are you doing?"
Even funnier than how much you clung to him.
He used to get a funny face at first when he corrected himself, but now he just points towards you and everyone's just like "ohhh okay"
When he does paper work in his office, he sits you in a chair across his desk and you just. spin in it. for hours. or run around with his pens. He thinks you're really weird.
its okay though, hes accepted you as his own atp
doesn't mean he's not strict though.
hes lenient with you, but, you still complain about it to him
Walking around headquarters to catch up with everyone, he'll just ruffle your hair to show he still knows you're there
He feels super bad when he doesnt talk to you for an extended period of time
like. straight up feels like a bad person and like he was ignoring you, when in fact, he was in a meeting while you were being babysat by Ana or smth.
literally auntie Ana. babysits you all the time. Absolutely adores you.
"You're gonna grow up just as big and strong as your dad!"
She says this forgetting hes not actually your dad, but just kinda keeps it rolling hoping you let it slide
spoiler alert, you appreciate her saying that and youre happy for at LEAST two days about it
Jack was shocked when he got back from his meeting to you rambling about 'training' and 'being just like him'
Ana just smiled and left. out of there before the idea was tracked back to her
He just kind of. pats your head and says he will when you're old enough.
he knows damn well he doesnt want you to be a soldier
wouldnt be able to live with himself knowing you died on some battlefield because HE had trained you to
referencing the title, you are one HUNDRED percent the only kid who can actually say "My dad could beat your dad in a fight." and not get retorted because he obviously could and no kid was walking that down that road
he obviously would die for you before any danger even comes near you. but. yk.. he'll stay near you for as long as possible.
you sticking to him like glue literally made you the baby brother of all of overwatch after a while
"Oh my gosh there you are! I saw these, did you want them?"
A box of fucking dinosaurs.
you of course said yes.
babying and gift giving never stopped since
(but jack still got you new things whenever he thought you'd like them)
#soldier76 x reader#platonic#kid reader#child reader#father son#father son relationship#soldier76 father#comfort#headcanons#overwatch#overwatch2#ow#ow2#send help i cant sleep
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thinking about lightnings walkman and the headphones he had before. how when he was 15 he broke them and mack did everything he could to fix them. it didnt work and mack took him to buy new ones.
lightning hating every minute of the shopping because he likes his old ones, with the stickers and the electrical tape because some of the wires are visible. he doesnt want new ones. he wants his old ones to be fixed so he can keep them.
its.. concerning to mack, to say the least — lightning is extremely attached to his old headphones and would genuinely rather die than get brand new ones. usually a teenager would jump at the chance for new technology, but lightning is set in his ways with those old ones and gets emotional at the idea of replacing them.
“its so dumb,” he says to mack, “but what if.. the old ones feel bad. or something. because i broke them and im replacing them just like that.”
mack tries to fix them multiple times, lightning goes without them for almost two months even when he Really needs to use them. after the last try to fix them — including one of the rusteze technicians in the work as well — mack sadly gives up. he manages to corral the kid into a walmart to pick new ones. at first, lightning refuses and stubbornly stands there glaring at the small display of sony headsets, he pretends he isnt teary eyed as he gives into picking out a pair, and he picks ones that are drastically different from the originals so he can hate them even more.
theyre cheap, he makes sure of it, and then for a week afterwards he refuses to even open the box. mack suggests maybe throwing out the old pair would help, but that seems to almost set him back in this grieving process. when he finally does open the box, it���s begrudgingly. he had to wear them because he was Sick and Tired of being overstimulated in public — and theyre nice. it fills him with guilt because oh. i said i would hate them. and that night he comes to the conclusion that id he glues the old ones back together he could find a way to fit them on his stuffed dinosaurs head and still have a reason to keep them (although mack would never make him throw them out)
rumour has it he still has them to this day ‼️
#cars 2006#lightning mcqueen#cars fandom#cars headcanons#memory’s headcanons#mack cars#pixar cars#dont make fun of this#its just me. projecting. because i got new headphones today after having my last pair for 8 years#and im a little emotional about it#lightning is autistic by the way guys if u didnt know#facts backed up by me#to preface this: this exact thing did not happen to me it was my choice to get new ones i am just having a Hard Time dealing with it
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ok so at first i thought that syrylthian would only be able to kill the gods that were alive before the earth was created, example: chaos, chaos would not be immune to sysrlthina because it was created before the earth was made, because syrylthian came from the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs
but then i realized
the greeks don't even have the meteor in their mythology, which means they dont have syrlythina, which means everything in greek mythology that's related to the gods/monsters would be able to be harmed by syrylthian
then this thought turned into every other religion and since most if not all of them don't have the meteor, syrlthian would be able to harm everything in those too!
which then turned into a theory about perspectives:
what if, what you truly believe in, is true, but only for you and others who believe in it? example: if you believe in adam and eve/christianity, then if you went back in time to when the earth was first made, then you would see the christian telling of how it was made
but if you suddenly had a change of heart and started to genuinely believe the Greek way the earth was made, and you went back in time, then that is what you would see instead of what you originally thought!
and if we wanna take this further than we can see how this could physically affect humans themselves! if they believe the scientific way earth was made or any way that involved the meteor, then they are immune to syrlthian because the meteor brought syrlythina particles to earth, which is why humans are immune! but if you believe a different way the earth was made that didn't have to do eiht the meteor then you might not be immune to syrlthian!
also humans have very narrow thoughts
they need everything to make sense and for everything to always have answers
but aliens (read: alastor) don't think that way! alastor just doesnt believe there was a way the earth was made because it simply is
and there are genuinely no words to accurately say this because humans made these words i'm saying right now, but alastor has completely different thoughts about everything
a lot of people may only believe in one pantheon of gods or none at all, alastor says they all simultaneously exist and don't at the same time
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Whumptober day 31:
"I thought that I was getting better."
Emptiness | setbacks | "Take it easy."
Fandom: Camp Cretaceous
Prompts: vaguely all
Short and sweet with a hint of Whump. Rewatched the last episode and was like 'damn tv 7 my ass' for the millionth time. Anywho, a short piece on how trauma bonded kids would not just return to normal the minute they return to their loved ones. I think it probably took them awhile to get to the time skip point in which they were. I may rewatch and do some rewrites or missing moments or added moments lol. This show was just too good.
TW for Panic attack (vaguely) and thoughts of death (mostly just near death experiences they faced, but also a little idealization in there.)
…
Darius doesnt like making assumptions about his friends. The island showed him exactly what damage that could do- even when he hadnt meant to, hadnt known he had been, but it was no excuse- he made a promise to himself to treat them right. His only friends.
So when his nightmares come back with a vengance, he doesnt breathe a word. They all went through hell and back on those Islands, they were all slowly settling back into their lives, they practically lived at eachothers houses- rotating through them because between their parents and themselves, they need the ability to verify the safety of eachother- but Darius sees them adjusting, trying to take back their previous lives with the new knowledge they have. And Darius had been right along with them, writing about their experiences and the lessons learned-
But now here he was.
He awoke quietly, far to use to the need of stealth and the light sleepers around him, he could still feel the hot wet breath of death encompassing. Its hard with a trembling body, but he manages to make it around the other sleeping teens and to the bathroom down the hall. They're at Yaz's house this time around, her mother's room on the second floor while they reside in the basement so hes not worried about her hearing him.
He slides down the wall as soon as he closes the door, theres soft moonlight coming from a small window above the shower, but the room remains mostly shadows. Theres cant be light, it will attract-
No. There could be. He just has to stand and hit the switch, because there is power here and no dinosaurs. He stares blankly at the cabinets instead, what use would light do him anyway? He was just gonna sit here like a lump anyway. He didnt need any light other than the moon, shining off tile, while he sits doing nothing. There is nothing productive to do now, no planning or night watch, no fighting bad guys or identifying dinosaur noises. Just his own breathing as a dream that mixed reality and his worst fears, plays over and over in his mind.
He had made so many mistakes.
He can think of so many instances where something he did had put one of his friends in danger. Things that had them almost dieing, heck Sammy practically had! And Ben, and Brooklyn, and Yaz and Kenji and Doctor Mae and-
And so many people had died.
Ones perfectly fine killing kids.
And others… who had just come to a park to have fun.
He had come so close multiple times too, but… if he had died instead of one of the others than, would that have been so bad?
Kenji rolls over, eyes squinting open, expecting to see the familiar form of his sleeping brother, the empty space that meets him instead has his heart rate spiking and his breath catching. He sits up- too quickly, it startles everyone else, but Darius is GONE- eyes tracking the entire room before he's reminded his brain of the fact they are NOT on the Islands. Darius hasnt been eaten by dinosaurs, but the panic still lingers that they CANT FIND HIM.
"Maybe… he just went to the bathroom?" Sammy offers, although shes already starting to stand.
"The lights off." Yaz is already standing at the hallway, "Doors closed though."
Kenji ventures forward first. Brooklyn close behind, and the others just behind her.
He knocks lightly, frowning further at the lack of response, he glances behind him and gets several nods, opens the door slightly. As expected, it's dark inside, the moon's glow barely illuminates the figure against the wall.
Darius doesn't react to his presence, his stare is blank, body motionless except for the slightest breath. It's terrifying to see such an emptiness in usually such bright eyes. There's raised red marks on his hand, wet and crusting with blood, Kenji's lips purse sadly. Swallowing thickly, he reaches out a careful hand, touches his knee lightly, expecting the flinch,
"Take it easy." He says softly, "You're safe."
It takes several moments, all of them crowded together on the floor of the bathroom- Ben actually sitting in the tub to make more space- allowing Darius the time he needs to come back to them. When he finally makes eye contact, it's hesitant, as if waiting for something.
"Hey bud, how you feelin?" Kenji's voice is gentle, nothing extra in his voice, his eyes hold a worry to them- they all do- but no judgment or anger.
Darius wants to tell them he's fine. That he's sorry. That it's nothing and they can go back to sleep. That everything is proceeding forward as it's supposed to. He opens his mouth to say just that,
"I thought that I was getting better."
That is not what he wanted to say. Seriously brain what the heck?? He can't be bringing them down like this-
"Hey, you are, we all are Darius. Setbacks are normal, and together we can make sure they don't last long." Brooklyn's soft voice breaks his thoughts, and his head snaps up to stare at her.
"You want to know my first thought when I couldn't find you?" Kenji asks, drawing his attention next, the curious look has the corners of his mouth twitching up before they fall again, "I thought you might of been eaten, or being chased, I-" he swallows the emotion, blinking back the wetness in his eyes, Darius reaches out and takes his hand.
"Sorry." And he means it, puts as much emotion as he can into the word, directing it at the room at large.
They were all healing. They all had moments of weakness. But they were a team, they had each other's backs, and for every step backwards, someone would be there to pull you forward again.
#whumptober 2023#no.31#I thought that I was getting better.#lyric#emptiness#setbacks#“take it easy.”#camp cretaceous#fic#angst#darius angst#found family#canon violence mentions#i did all 31 days again :)
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indirectly not really tagged by(stolen from) @scp-168 because i'm cracyyyy (want to type and ramble)
3 ships:
damian already went off about abc but i need more abel and hokma. you guys talk about old man yaoi but WHEREEEE is the old man x old man yaoi. your coworker aged you 40 years and then he remanifests in his office as a manifestation of his flaws and his trauma and he's old as balls too. tell me you arent all over his ass. also can we have a old woman yuri carmen.
literally all of the ships i've been going crazy over have literally just been oc ships but also i need everyone to know that even if i don't play it anymore gregor x rodya will forever be the bisexual fail ship of all time. they both get no pussy. they beat each other up daily. gregor is used as a headrest and is also boob height. what's more to love? but also gregor and meursault? there's no chemistry here whatsoever other than they were both done dirty by their society and also have a ridiculous height difference. i feel like gregor talks and says shit and meursault takes it too seriosuly or doesnt get it and they both sit in silence for the next 30 mins. i hate them
none of this matters (holds up my oc polycule that consists of a giant centipede a wriggling neurotic mass of wires a giant bird dinosaur beast and the occasional cockroach that needs some love and forces you to like them) (holds up my queerplatonic autistic distortion sex explosion that commits The Pianist 2 and kills thousands and forces you to like them) (holds up my giant centipede kissing the bug from limbus company and forces you to like them) (holds up my bisexual telephone who hates men but wishes the living cymbal piano man and knight butch would kiss her so bad)
First ever ship: ugh i wish i knew, i'm pretty sure it has had to be an oc ship of some kind, but that probably doesn't count since that's just playing with dolls, so my money is on some stupid hetalia shit (i refuse to actually speak the name of the ship but like. it was one of the most popular mlm ships in the fandom so fuckin. guess). although the first ship i actually started making content and reading fic for instead of just looking at pictures of (i have no idea if hetalia came before this or not) is skarso from tos sob
Last song: im currenlty listening to music lel...im listening to Paranoiac Intervals/Body Dysmorphia by of Montreal one of the songs of all time nglll
Last Movie: Probably a movie i watched at my schools entertainment club, which was..across the spiderverse (it was really good but the ending was kinda disappointing)
Currently reading: I need to start reading again but I keep getting distracted by art and the Evil Devices, but I'm working on continuing Villain VS Villain by Rosalind B. Sterling and recently bought Chainsaw Man Buddy Stories and the first book of part 1 that i'm waiting to get brainrot again to read
Currently watching: i need to finish catching up on major adventure time episodes so i can watch fionna and cake and not be confused. also want to finish steven universe sometime...also need to finish watching madoka w my friends....
Currently consuming: also wateh
Currently craving: watermelon (we only have it when im not craving it like a dehydrated man in the desert)
#enjoy the insane ramblings of a madman#i'm distracting myself as much as possible so i don't think about the fact that i have to get up early tomorrow and think#txt#tag meme
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diap ask game !
1, 2, 5, 9, 12, 13, 14, 15? (that is. SO many feel free to leave any out sjdfklsdj)
Not too many i love talking abt these things (holds cooper and shakes them like a squeaky toy) The Thang
1: Why do they wear diapers? (comfort? necessity?) It's about 70% comfort, 30% necessity! It's more comfort than necessity now that Cooper's not usually being his own cg, but he's actually a bit more comfortable the actual usage of them now since he has someone to help w them. B4, when Cooper was mostly their own cg, whenever they would end up using them it would almost always pull them out bc they had to clean up + feeling embarrassed
Also lowkey tends to actually need-need them when puppy-mode! If Cooper's puppy-re, and not wearing a diap, keep an eye out for if they get squirmy bc that means the puppy gotta go
2: When did they start wearing diapers? Copper actually kinda stubbornly worked their way backwards! He literally used everything but diaps at first- even using smth like pads (which are NOT. designed for that type of use but it wasn't actually being used at that point) until he finally was like "god. okay fine." (coop was lowkey embarrassed abt how it helped keep his brain settled but now he's like *smacks ward upside the head w a diap* WEAR IT MORON <-in a supportive nice way)
5: What are their favorite patterns/designs? Pawprints,Bones, Dinosaurs, Green, (Plain) Purple ones, not really a fan of the more fem/girly designs! Would probably wear barney ones or smth (green + purple + dinosaurs)! Would rather plain coloured ones than patters they dont like tbh
9: What’s their Dream Diaper? Honestly, something just very comfortable to sleep in, since that's usually what they do when regressed! OR easy and quiet to move in, because Puppy-re Cooper is not a fan of crinkly-like noises. Definitely Dinosaur themed- maybe a package that had various dinosaurs for different diaps!
12: What scent of baby powder is their favorite? (or would be their favorite? feel free to make one up!) Honestly, if Cooper can get away w a non-scented one, he will use that! Also lowkey, Cooper will 9/10 prefer to do that on his own unless he's already very comfortable settled down! But if he's just getting settled, he usually does that part himself (he doesnt usually mind help getting dressed afterwards)
Puppy-Cooper will absolutely get it everywhere, do not let puppy-cooper near the powder <3
13: Have they ever had a daytime accident? Yeah, usually post-big naps or if Cooper's really settled down and teeny. He's getting better at letting Bones help him get cleaned up and changed, but 9/10 he has a hard time settling back down. Puppy-Cooper is more likely, esp if Puppy-Cooper is being sillaaay! If they're squirmy, like real squirmy, either get that puppy to a bathroom or diap him REAL fast. (Puppy Coop always gets so miserable about it ): )
14: Do they wet the bed? Sometimes, usually if they go to sleep regressed and wake up the next morning but forgot to put a little extra nighttime protection on! Especially if Cooper sleeps in. They're more of a morning-ish person, so if its past 10 am and Cooper's still in bed, there's gonna be a clean-up usually
15: Who changes them? (their cg? anyone who’s comfortable? only themself?) If Cooper's just settling into regressing, usually they'll get themself changed. If they're more or less already regressed, they don't mind Bones helping/changing them as much, but might be a bit moody (cranky baby bitey).
Puppy-Cooper is so squirmy abt it. there's a decently good chance that Bones will change him, and within the hour Cooper will be attempting to wiggle free (not. NAKEY but you know. commando in a onesie)
Cooper will absolutely not let anyone other than Bones help him. To him, at least Bones is a doctor so he's not exactly embarrassed abt bodily functions. Cooper will absolutely lock himself in the bathroom rather than let anyone else help him
#my friend my wonderful friend tysm#also. Ward absolutely makes jokes abt getting Cooper puppy pads. Cooper does his standard return response (Biting)#character: cooper
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could've also named the 2nd palatruten kid Vegetav (pronounced as a singular word) i think that would be fun. Shorten as you wish
SAID LIKE "MAZEL TOV" ?!
I think that it would just get shortened to variations of "veggie" and I think that Goten would think it's silly but Trunks still would not like having to call this baby anything that serves as a phonetic reminder of his own father. Like he's all for passing on the name and the heritage IN THEORY but um he was sort of hoping that Bra would be the one to have a kid and pass that name on. He doesnt want to fucking call his baby that
Amnd you know he didnt even WANT kids. He's in this shit with Goten & Palace becasue it's lovely and he's committed and the first kid was an accident and the second kid isnt even his, it's Goten's, and Palace still named it that, and he cant stop them from having kids if they want, but he should have been able to have her Not name it That, but she wouldnt fucking be swayed.
And you know he's really going throuhg it & he doesnt even want kids & he's about to snap and quit his job as Capsule Corp president soon becasue he cant fucking take this anymore & he needs some time alone & he needs some bro time and some adventureing & he's about to snap and quit and storm out and when his mother asks him who tf he thinks he is and where he's gonna go and what he's gonna do, hes gonna say "I dont know. I'm gonna go live on Palace's dime and do something cool with my life. I dont know. Something with swords." and he does end up getting into swords and martial arts again and he does start that sword training dojo with Goten and all is well and he feels fulfilled. But until then he's at a precarious strait in his life where he feels like hes gonna snap and it's just mounting !
You know he likes his BFF and his BFF's wife and all but after the second baby Palace-chan had to leave her job at Hot Topic (she didnt need the money it was just a personal passion of hers) so now it's just her and Goten hanging out at home all the time with these kids and they dont even know that theyre going compeltely fucking insane. Trunks comes home from a weekend work event and Goten & Palace are in their dinosaur PJs and theyre watching Ponyo on repeat with the babies and there's a weird pillow fort built in the kitchen with crumbs in it & someone left the freezer open and nobody noticed and it's melted all over the floor & the bathroom sink is full of toothpaste & there are homemade fly catchers everywhere and frankly they just look and smell weird & WHY ARE THERE SCREWDRIVERS IN THE DISHWASHER ??!
So yeah Trunks isnt gonna call that kid anything other than "boy" for at least a few years. Even though Goten and Palace ended up settling on the idiotic nickname "Doublie" from Vegeta V -> Double V, Trunks just isnt gonna stoop that low. Only when the boy gets in trouble does he address it boldly as "Son Vegeta The Fifth," and he lets the cold shock of such a name roll over him every time, becasue hes a man and he can handle it.
So yeah. Thats how he fucking feels about that
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the brain train has left the station boys, on my shit AGAIN woth third round of hcs 😤
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Nico
i honestly love the idea of nico growing up on a little farm- it's a perfect, quiet escape for the family, and gabe can feed off of large livestock when he isn't working- its not sus to buy 4 cows when you have a farm, right?
was probably homeschooled after a few interactions with other kids went south- his vibe seems to freak alot of kids out, even when he's not trying to. got a little upset at first, since he doesn't really have friends, but got used to it. all he needs in his life are his parents now
gets flustered super easily when he realizes hes being approached/hit on- extremely suspicious of them and will openly question their motives
can sleep just about anywhere, but has nightmares and doesn't rest well anywhere but in his own bed, with his nest of blankets
he honestly let his parents design his room, he doesnt really care much about how it looks as long as its comfortable, but he does keep little trinkets on his shelves and desk, like a skull mug he got to match with gabe, or a crystal chunk thats supposed to bring luck to the family
if you get chickens for the farm, he is enthralled- tiny, stupid dinosaurs? yes please
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Snowfall
snow had actually never seen the ocean up close before, so the first time hes taken to the beach he is SHOOK- it makes noise?! you can smell the water from how far?! warm sand!!!
i think he would have grown up on a mountain range, living in a nice but isolated cabin with his dad. he doesn't really see other people but he's very comfortable otherwise— knows the mountains like the back of his hand 🥰
utterly fascinated by peoples attempts to climb the mountain and camp out during the winter- humans are fragile, why would they subject themselves to such conditions?
his room is very neat, and cozy- lots of plush/fur, thick fabrics and dark woods
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Trick
goes for really really long walks after an argument, especially with gabe- has found himself a town or two over before he realizes it
love the aesthetic of him growing up in an old stone castle in a sprawling pumpkin patch/corn field combo, with really fancy window work and intricate doors, but then scuffed up wooden floors and clawed up stone brickwork 🥺
his room looks surprisingly cozy but a little medieval, like he's larping or something lmao
very fond of candles and smelly things, has gotten so bad he can pinpoint someones perfume notes from across the room
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Paint
paint is a little bit spoiled, hes an LA baby and you KNOW gabe's place is nice, but very heavily secured 😮💨 cameras and gates galore- luxury but little privacy even from his family (he doesnt really mind as much as he used to, he knows its for his and mamas protection)
pastel leds and fairy lights all over his room, has a four poster bed with sheer curtains and lights that look like stars- will NOT sleep without his star lights turned on 😤
has a MASSIVE stuffed animal gabe won for him at some fair, refuses to get rid of it even though its kind of low quality and old
sat down with gabe and his abuela to start building a family recipe book to keep around 🥺
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So.... March of the Machines
Overall I really liked the story even if there were moments when I thought certain narrative elements seemed rushed or had little payoff. I think if this was a saga of books with time and space to explore each plane defenses, the angels power, the characters on themselves and phyresia/phyresis, then most of its problems would disappear. But we did not get that and the writer did an amazing job on each of this chapters.
As its difficult for me to put proper order to my toughs with such a massive event happening all at once, i’m gonna go by points under the cut. Spoilers ahead ... also be warned this is very long
1) I liked the reasoning on why Phyrexia was having a harder time in some planes than others and I think there are subtle hints trough the side chapters to see it: they lost the advantage of playing on their home-field and don't know what to expect in most of these planes (+ it play with Norn hubris)
But that doesn't mean Phyrexia was “easily defeated” by any means. A few characters point out that they just bought more time for the planes and that's key in this battle. If given enough time Phyexia would end up winning simply because their numbers are infinite and relentless; they don't get tired and don't require food or drink. Sure, the elder dinosaurs beat down Etali, but Etali WAS an elder dinosaur and got completed regardless... To me there is never a sense of victory in the side stories -except the last new capenna one-, but one of a respite and a dime hope.
Im also aware that im “trapped” in one or two points of view. So, for example, while Nahiri was defeated and the skyclave broke, Phyrexia’s forces continue to advance over the population in Zendikar. They continue to loose lives, cities and heroes, we just dont see it hapenning (like Omnath and Brimax for example)
2) THAT BEING SAID. I was disappointed we didn't see any of the team ups from the cards. Not only because they look cool as fuck but because they reflect how much of a threat phyrexia IS that unlikely alliances need to be created for a chance of stopping the invasion.
I dont mind that not all of the “heroes” came to New Phyrexia at the “Avengers” style like many were hoping for. It wouldnt make sense to leave their planes unprotected like that, but we could have had a glimpse of Thalia and the Gilgtrog monster in a side story. Just a quick mention. Something! Its very minor, but I was excited about that.
3) On that same line of tough and maybe even more important to the story... many of our named and biggest foes were defeated in a blink of an eye; seemingly easy and unimportant. Atraxa had a whole chapter where she struggles and rages against the idea of beauty from New Cappenna. It was incredible to read how her phyrexian mind could not wraps something that used to be important to her. I hoped they go somewhere with it....and then she is just crushed under a building.
Listen, I dont mind some random person killing Vorinclex. Sometimes its not the heroes with their might and magic who get the job done, but the ordinary people who step against impossible odds with nothing but their hands. I really enjoyed and cheered on when the Mirrans stepped up to get Wrenn to Realmbreaker because they went from being just “people to be killed to showcase the danger/horrors of the battle” to people who have will and motivation besides staying on the shadow of the planeswalkers.
So, to me, is not who killed Vorinclex, but how was it done. Why Nissa was having so much trouble with him in “All will be One”, if all she needed was a sword and some distraction? Helliod is another big example here. I would have liked to see more cooperation from the different characters to take them down.
4) Speaking of the praetors... I think Urabrask and Sheoldred should have been bigger in this story. If in-fighting is one of the causes for Phyrexia falling, then this two should be more at the front of it so the ending doesnt look as sudden as it was. I know in “ONE” we see the revolutions and Sheoldred agents fighting in the Basilica but I dont think its enough.
5) Consequences. Consequences. Consequences. What a complicated topic. I saw many people on twitter said that there was no real consequence to the story while others were glad or angry that their favorites were cured or killed off. I’m mostly okay with what we got but i’m afraid of how it will the planeswalkers will handled afterwards.
I liked that Nissa and Ajani were cured from Phyresis after Tamiyo and Lukka were killed. I think it showcases how messy times like this can be and how unjust it can feel. Of course they had to kill them to avoid more slaughter but I wonder if Kaya, Kaito or the Wonderer will ever think about the fact that Tamiyo could have been saved if they just had given her more time. (And I need to mention: I dont like that Tamiyo gets to stay indefinitely as a spirit, I think it takes from the original heart break)
I also like that even if it took Mellira’s life and Karn spark, both planeswalkers still carry the metal as a part of them. They dont simply come back as they were before like nothing happened, its impossible to pretend so. I also think it was smart to use and remove this method from the table (I find it beautifuly ironic that the “Living cure” died after New Phyrexia was sealed away. Her death still hurt so much) ... at least I think it was, since we dont know of any other healer of the same capabilities.
Im not sure what to say about Jace and Vraska. Like I think they will not be un-compleated but probably wont be in stasis/mind control either. I hope details on what happened with Jace come with Aftermath
And that leaves us with... Nahiri. I hoped she stay in statsis for longer to make Mellira’s and Karn sacrifice more grandiose and significant. But sadly the Aftermath box art confirms that she is alive and walking with not-swords for hands. Like ... I cannot comment because I do not know, but uh WHAT HAPPENED?
Still, I think the destruction Phyrexia caused to multiples planes is enough consecuence for me and we may even get more in aftermath! Not to mention the chance at character exploration this brings. I love to read headcanons after events like this.
Anyway. 8/10 for me!
#MtG#March of the Machines#March of the machines spoiler#MoM#Review#I should... keep a tag for this things#Also#why Kaya was not protecting her plane? Like#girl let the other gods bitch slap Heliod#...also I almos had -another- heartbreak with Errant and Parnese#thanks god they survived#but I think that was the life of 80% of inhabitants of a plane#and they were insane lucky
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i thought the lead up to the pd gang being led to the basement was genuinely filled with so much tension and you had this lingering sense of isolation the further away they got from the top of the building. thinking about it now, part of it being that they physically away from the outside world, the only established exit was a single elevator, they were so deep underground that bizly could have easily justified there would be no way to send any communication to the surface with their own devices. like that buildup was FANTASTIC.
doug was a good af choice to be included no complaints.
i didn't like the damsel in distress shit tbh or at the least it could have been handled differently. like the overlord can mind control others right? wouldn't it have been more frightening for the captured people to be involved in the fight rather than just having them sit there <- still held hostage but with added tension and threat to the pd. and by this i mean just mr wilson cause let me explain.
blatantly, mark shouldn't have been damselled. he is already established to be a morally grey guy, i actually think it would have been way better if he chose to side with overlord of his own volition. I mean think about it, we already know that mark would go to great lengths to protect ashe even to ashe's detriment (AHEM keeping ashe isolated for all that time). mark being promised ashe's safety so long as he helps overlord KNOWING the trap being set up?? fucked up shit. he saw the plan, he figured the pd were going to be caught at some point regardless, he decided it was worth protecting ashe.
not only is this interesting and consistent for mark's character, but also gives ashe a more complete arc because ashe would choose to be defiant. "if this is the cost of your protection then i don't want it dad" also it ties into season two as there is more emotional conflict between mark and the pd.
summer's involement was super.. idk, it felt unnecessary. she's evidently not as big of a threat as the prime defenders themselves, i just felt like she could have been excluded from this mess. maybe even summer was the one who discretely called the heroes to the building establishing that she doesnt need to be coddled by the pd. you know?? like she is not a superhero but she's still worth something, even if the pd don't think so.
also please explain how overlord was controlling people. like because i don't think we got an explanation and it makes me upset. i just wanna knowww. for my peace of mind. also making him a full reptile red flags red flags red flags in my brain!! i would rather no not ahahahah why. also motivations??? like does he just have fixation on dinosaurs....... idk i felt like there could have been more. maybe make him more clearly representative of capitalism being shitty which could have then tied into season two.
i think that's all the major things that suck ass to me like there could have been more done with it. it just felt so underwhelming and ive said it before but if that's all the finale had been?? i might have stopped watching pd for a bit. i would have to process that all the amazing setups i saw established had a bad payoff and like. man.
if you like the finale that's none of my business btw. ive pointed out things i liked about it too. but im just... clawing at the walls. let me out let me out let me out!!!
whenever i think about overlord i get so upset. and i try to cope with humour but im just like. wow. that was a REALLY bad finale. like i didn't think a jrwi finale could be that bad. don't know why that decision was made for overlord. like i haven't watched the rolleds or know anything said about the episode outside of that. but the finale was genuinely pretty underwhelming aside from the OBVIOUS best thing about it.
staying up at night thinking about how terrible it was. has anyone written a fanfic where there's a different season finale? if not then i might write something because the lack of closure is driving me fucking insane, i can't take this anymore.
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Hi I love ur art!! 😸 can I hear ur trans Bruce hcs if u have any? Or maybe some autistic Bruce hcs ^_^
Thank you!! And hehehe yes >:) all i needed was an excuse to rant abt Bruce headcanons...
I dont really have a lot of trans bruce hcs besides "what if he was trans lol" but what I do have is:
He wears platform boots. Extra inches baby.
Being Batman/wearing the batsuit gives him gender euphoria.
As for autistic bruce... buckle in cus ive got a lot to say..
Depending on which version of him I headcanon him as being diagnosed early/when he was a kid. Other Bruces and DCAU Bruce especially however give me big undiagnosed/late diagnosed vibes
He hates telling people. The justice league does not know. Would it make his life easier if they did? Maybe but he doesnt want to deal with it
He has canon special interests its not even a hc at this point. He is obsessed with dinosaurs and the Grey Ghost. I also hc him as loving Agatha Christie books
He made the batsuit with his sensory issues in mind. Mask blocks out unwanted input while still allowing him to see/hear and the cape is a nice weight. The suit is tight but he has full range of motion
Alternatively he hates formal clothes. He likes looking hot so he'll wear it but its scratchy and stiff :( when he was a kid alfred had to chase him to get him to put on his lil suit
some internalized ableism becus hes batman so i have to add angst sorry batman
Pacing, rocking, lots of movement based stims
His love language is acts of service/just doing shit for people or giving them gifts. It makes more sense to him than verbalizing stuff. I am reminded of that one comic where Dick has a nightmare and instead of talking to him Bruce hunts down his circus troop thats across the country to get Dicks old teddy bear for him so he'll sleep better
Bruce Wayne is all about masking and scripting. Sure he can talk to people just fine when he has a script and knows exactly what is expected of him. But conversations where he's not playing a role?? Absolutely lost.
Goes nonverbal quite frequently. Helps him process things better. He's not grunting at you cus he's rude he just cant talk rn
!!TW !! When he was younger i can see him having some self-injurious stims :( he unlearned them tho :)
The BatGlare isnt always intentional lmao. Prolonged eye contact can actually be an autistic trait, and i can see him just staring dead eyed at someone without realizing it
Just, a bitch sometimes without meaning to be. He will correct fellow leaguers and accidentally offend them quite often but he doesnt mean to and usually doesnt even notice it
I mean I could go on and on but thats all I have for now 💗
#long post#bruce wayne#autistic bruce wayne#(i am autistic btw)#trans bruce wayne#autism hc#tw brief self harm mention#brain vomit under the cut#allgremlinasks
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How about eddworld main boys having a reader roommates with power/curse like Kenny from South Park?
Pretty much dying every single day in strange ways from a surprise stabbing to a dinosaur coming out of a portal and eating them, but always they find the reader eating cereal the next morning.
Even stranger is that the reader has no idea why they have that power/curse but not really questioning it.
A REQUEST HELLO THANK YOU ANON ALSO THIS IS A VERY COOL IDEA!! thank you for requesting!
Didn't know if its platonic or romantic so went neutral
Reader is gender neutral
Assuming that the guys remember your death every time unlike in the show
They don't really bring it up at first
They just assume it was a dream or something
Until Matt says to you, “you died in my dream by the grim reaper dragging you to the underworld like it was yesterday?” with the guys around
And they’re all “hey i had that dream yesterday”
Tom was the first to notice it was pretty unusual but they all brushed it off as coincidental
Until one day, lets say only one of them was at home and they saw you die
So each boy now has a separate experience of you dying
So Edd brings it up first actually
He doesn't like to beat around the bush
Also after the amount of times hes seen you die he just wants to know
So when you say that you don't know why
Hes just,, he accepts it honestly
I mean, whats a life without mystery and plus, he cant really do anything
He also finds it pretty cool
But he really Doesnt like it
He can get a bit scared actually so he gets protective with ya
What if one day you die and don't come back?
Next one would be Tord
At first hes like amazed
“Thats like one anime i saw”
“I thought you watched hentai only?”
“Hentai has plot too”
Anyways yes, hes amazed and he wants to know more about it
But hes sorta disappointed when you don't know why
Which is why he will find out why
But slowly, he realizes its a pretty bad life, Traumatic even
So his want to know why turns into a need to help ya
Next would be Tom,
Dude may seem like hes all chill but this dude can feel emotions intensely
So when he senses edd and tord feeling off
He connects it with the “dreams” he has too
And mainly, this guy can be into the pessimistic side often
So he will take this thing as something really bad for ya
He stays by your side most of the time when that happens
He even asks you to come and listen to him play susan because he hopes youd be safe in his room
Matt would be the last,
Hes pretty vocal about it so he goes to the other guys and goes “Guys!! I found out Y/N is immortal!”
He thinks its pretty cool actually
Imagine how much you can experience with a sorta immortal life
So hes more on the positive things about your situation and how you can make the most of it
He does acknowledge that it can be a curse though
Depending on if you like it or not or just don't care,
Edd & Tom would still be sorta protective, Tord would be desperately finding some way to stop this, and Matt is pretty worried
I mean if you don't want them to treat you differently because of it
It would be hard for them all (except for Matt, sorta)
Edd would do some immortal jokes if youre fine with it
“Hey Y/N, guess what immortal british people drink, infiniTEA”
or conversations that go “Wheres y/n?”
“The government took them”
“Ah, the usual then”
Overall,, its kinda heavy for the first few times but when everyone is sorta used to it, its a usual thing now and much lighter now too
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