#does this make any sense be so forreal w me

[insidefantasy]

@whatsbehindthefacade liked for a starter.

"come on, bender, you know it was just a joke. she didn't mean that," a frown forms upon perfectly tinted lips, courtesy of daddy's credit card and the new shade she picked at macy's. "st this point, you should know you're more than just a way to piss off my parents. besides, i think they're so used to you that they don't even really care anymore." It's not entirely reassuring, she thinks, but it's the truth. it was like something stramge shifted in her parents' minds overnight. instead of competing for the title of the more concerned parent, it became a game of who could act the most supportive. pathetic, she thinks, but it's a welcome change from the days of them trying to get her to dump bender by hurling every insult in the book at him.

[jihyoruri]

okay I NEED to talk abt this bc richgirlyn is literally me FORREAL 

so uhh not the analysis I thought I’d be doing but I need to. the other one will be later 

ok tw for eds I guess like this is the entire analysis 

disclaimer. this is all my interpretation as well as my experience. I’ve had an issues w eating since 8 (almost twins!) and it’s been literal years. this is just what I think based on what I’VE seen and done as a girl. I know men can have ed’s but I will be talking abt it from my standpoint, which is hashtag girl. everyone’s experience is different.

key: ana=anorexia, ed=eating disorder 

Ive never dealt with real bulimia so take whatever I say with a grain of salt

okay. here’s why richgirlyn having an ed, specifically how she develops ana as she gets older makes a lot of sense (Ive had a fixation on eds and the way they affect the mind for so long..)

i feel like people forget just how genuinely maddening have an eating disorder is.

most of the time in movies they’re there for laughs and portrayed as “oh she just kinda throws up!”  (heathers, the musical) or “oh she wants to be skinny so bad she js doesn’t eat!” (mean girls) (I love both of them btw they’re just what come to mind)

like that is not what they are like AT ALL

eating disorders are some of the most deadly mental illness there is and because it mostly affects teenage girls and women people literally treat it like something not that serious or a joke it’s actually insane how people do not gaf about it

so anyway.

I feel like if children have issues with food they always start out thinking of purging

it makes sense! if you don’t want calories, just get rid of them.

obviously, it doesn’t work that way, and purging doesn’t even actually work well LMAO most of the calories are absorbed unless u throw up like the second food enters ur mouth like it is not foolproof at all.

but to a child it makes sense. the food is gone so you can’t gain weight

and when you’re a kid your gag reflex is way more sensitive so it’s way easier to vomit. when you get older it’s so much harder

bulimia is not really possible long term for idols because of its side effects which are:

erosion of tooth enamel making them appear clear other than white

sunken in, bulging eyes

swollen cheeks

hair loss 

GERD

also for the fact it doesn’t really help much with not absorbing the calories + the fact that it affects the appearance, which idols need to be perfect, + the fact that it affects your voice, which idols need, and also throwing up is difficult 

much more common in idols is anorexia.

so! actually the side effects of ana aren’t as noticeable if you’re not restricting a lot! at about 700-800 calories max a day I didn’t experience hair loss or getting spots on my skin

It was mostly that I was just tired all the time and kind of irritable. i never experienced any physical effects other than losing weight (didn’t lose much muscle bc most of the cals were protein and I worked out everyday)

anyway

richgirlyn definitely likes control.

we can see how control has been taken from her time and time again— mostly by her dad, making all the decisions while she doesn’t get a say, and later, how her members and the people around her treat her.

eds are about control more than looks. It’s the one safety net, the one thing you can always be good at.

when everything around you is falling apart— you can control what you eat. it’s like an accomplishment. look how low I got the number! I’m so good at this! I’m so disciplined!

It’s like. “no one could ever get as low as me”. It makes you weirdly competitive 

and obviously there’s pressure to be skinny as a trainee. It’s what half of your self worth is based on. so if you can control that? and punish yourself (because as we’ve discussed richgirlyn does NAWT like herself that much) while you’re at it? It’s literally gold

she practices and practices, trying to be good enough, the best, and she doesn’t want to eat. eating is kind of like admitting defeat and saying you’re weak and giving in to the need to have food. 

oh and y’all don’t KNOW what mommy issues do with an ed like.

if losing weight makes someone PROUD? oh you KNOW you’re dropping to size 0 trust like it’s actually insane. I can’t even explain the real insanity that comes with an ed it makes you actually crazy. you start becoming afraid of certain numbers because they look bigger even if it’s not how it works. ex: it’s better to eat 98 cal than 50 because 98 feels “smaller” like it’s CRAZY. the state of mind you have when you’re doing that is really seriously not normal like I know it’s obvious but people don’t GET IT. you become very obsessive and cagey over it like if you eat over a certain limit you will literally either break down or get up and go work out until you think you’re back under and the guilt eats you up inside. richgirlyn is SAUR MEEEE FOR REAL

so ANYWAY richgirlyn having an ed makes sense. specifically ana.

she likes control, she wants something to feel proud about (along with her singing and dancing and rapping abilities), it’s something her mom’s PRAISED HER FOR so you already KNOW when her mom is like “wowww you’ve lost weight!” she is like I’m gonna get so much worse.

and also there has to be a part of her that wants someone to worry. i know she hates being seen as weak but I just know minjeong saying smth like “oh I wondered how u stay thin it’s cause u js don’t eat” made her feel so validated because it’s proof that she’s sick and she’s not okay and she’s not making it up.

I’m very sure her being well off has completely fucked with the idea of her being “allowed” to feel negative emotions. like “I’m rich, I shouldn’t be sad” but with any negative emotion.

and I know she was getting better until she got put in le sserafim I just KNOW especially CURRENTLY?

the stress of her members disliking her makes her feel worse abt her self making her want more control and also there’s this very fucked up part of it where it’s like. the less I eat and the less space I take up the more they’ll like me, they won’t hurt me if they think I’m sick and fragile and GODDD that’s so her. she wants to be strong so bad but sometimes.

anyway it’s 1 am this isn’t a great analysis maybe I’ll circle back to this but I needed to talk about it

I love richgirlyn she’s witerwally me 

-🎏

It’s crazy that everything you just said is so correct like completely correct when it comes to richgirl!yn’s problems.

and because this has been going on since she was ten it’s just a normal routine for her all that girl does is try her best to become better, and because she knows that her image is something that her mother actually pays attention about her, so it’s rlly important to her.

even now that she’s an idol she doesn’t talk to her mom but there’s times when her mom will call her and be like “you look a little different.” and then she’s completely back in that cycle

[reversecreek]

lily for magda (thinking about figs feeling evil), tulip for cricket, marigold for ziggy, chrysanthemum for bradley, belladonna for nyla

lily :   how does your muse view their mother ?  

magda doesn’t know a lot abt her mum. she knows vague snippets n details bt they’re all very elusive. it’s kind of a tricky subject where her mum’s concerned bc when she was younger she’d come up w all these assumptions abt how her mum was n who she’d be if she were with her but the rational part of magda was like..... u don’t know any of this. ur literally making things up. it’s kind of hard for a kid to have that vital person missing from their life n to resist the urge to fill in the blanks with their own projections so the space feels less empty. it’s like having a tooth missing n ur tongue always going back to poke at the spot in ur gum. there’s a constant reminder of loss in that. magda knows her mum liked to sing bc her dad said once she’d always sing to her belly when she was pregnant. this is a lot of the reason why magda has always cared so much abt music bc she took this fact in her fist n grasped it tight n never let go n in a way grew parts of herself around it. it’s like............. i feel like her mum dying in childbirth gave her lots of issues when it comes to her identity n like. who she is n who she wants to be.......... bc of magda’s issues w her dad i feel like she got into this habit growing up of rly putting who her mum could have been on a pedestal n basing everything around that.... she’d be like I’m More Like Her (a belief which was only accelerated bc her dad would drunkenly say she looked so much like her) n cling onto that so she liked herself more bc the other option was her dad who she loves but he’s also an incredibly flawed person n they hv a complicated relationship...... i think as she’s gotten older she’s realised her mum cld very well have been that way too n putting people on pedestals isn’t the way to go about things but. idk. as a kid she was kind of obsessed w this idea of her n this idea that her mum being gone was the beginning n end of everything wrong in her life. for the most part now magda accepts she never knew her n sometimes even feels stupid for grieving her at all bc she never knew her to grieve in the first place but. there’s a tiny part of magda tht still hangs on to the comfort of what she could have had n it’s obvious by the fact she still keeps a photograph of her folded up in her pillow. she loves the mum she made up in her head n she wishes she got to meet her. there’s this sense tht maybe then she wouldn’t feel like this culmination of missing parts more than a person if she’d had that in her life. sighs n lks away holding my dyed black emo bang.....

tulip :   how does your muse view people in general ?  

cricket is like. the strangest little anomaly of a person FGHKSFGHSFKGH bc like. u would rly think that after everything he’s been thru he would just have this absolutely jaded view of people and life in general and i wouldn’t even......... blame him for it if he did like. i’d understand completely bc he’s experienced A Lot of bad stuff. n yet somehow he just.... idk. i think i wrote in a reply once this comparison of cricket n a cockroach in the sense that they have this incredibly reinforced exoskeleton n even if they’re stomped flat they can keep living n bounce back from it n that’s very him but it’s more specifically the hope inside him. he has this little candle lit that good things can still happen midst all of the terrible things n i genuinely can’t see it snuffing out at any point even tho sometimes he might want it to. sometimes i think he even gets into these frames of mind where it jst infuriates the fk out of him bc in his head he’s like why do u even think good shit can happen when u have sm overwhelming evidence to the contrary but then he’s also like. look u can dwell on the bad or u can notice the way the light falls thru the leaves in the trees and u can think to urself inside ur head as u listen to someone u love talking abt something that makes them happy ‘hey this feeling is nice n there’s a dozen others like it’. idk. against all odds he’s an optimist. he has tinnitus in his left ear n sometimes he pretends the ringing is angels trying to talk to him. he likes to search for the silver linings in things to make them bearable n that’s how he gets by. obviously he knows there’s evil in the world n that a lot of people can be shit bc he has firsthand experience w that but he also believes there are people to serve as the antithesis to that n he wants to focus on them bc like. why give bad stuff the time of day. not necessarily always a positive coping mechanism (if u bottle up bad feelings n thoughts they leak thru one way or another aka his overwhelming anxiety) but like.... i think there’s a lot of bravery in that n i respect him for it i won’t lie. he cld have become very bitter bt instead he’s like that quote that’s like 'the gentleness that comes, not from the absence of violence, but despite the abundance of it'. suddenly slaps his little anxious rump (supportive) (affectionate)

marigold :   is your muse prone to jealousy ?  how might they handle envious feelings ?  

it’s hard to say w ziggy............... i feel like he doesn’t want to think he’s prone to jealousy bc he’s like i’m literally a god wdym i simply wld never give a fk bc i know i’m above all else................. but like. do u actually believe that ziggy. do u. FKGJHKSJGHFGSHFGKSHGKFHG. he’s good at convincing himself at least........... has me fooled too most of the time. bt. thinks abt this.............. i feel like he doesn’t tend to get jealous over ppl he hooks up w a lot of the time bt there’s definitely a few select ppl he might.......... n then he doesn’t rly know what that feeling is bc he’s so unused to feeling it so he’s like wtf why am i so fking pissed off over the thought of this person fking that person? like literally doesn’t even. connect the dots n make the logical conclusion bc it jst seems so bizarre n nonsensical to him. rly is awful at working out his own feelings like. he cld just suddenly explode one day n have to smash a bunch of shit in a junkyard n after his chest is heaving n he has all this broken stuff around him n he’s just like yo wtf was that man forreal lmfaoooooooooo..... like he just doesn’t even get how his own emotions work it’s tragic n it’s men for u. w anxious feelings he represses them a lot he doesn’t rly understand what they r or know how to recognise them........... i honestly feel like he has a lot of anxiety surrounding his mum esp w her dating n like some of the guys they’ve both had to deal w that she’s dated in the past.......... i doubt he processes that healthily or expresses it healthily either..... probably contributes to the tensions between him n his mum they hv a lot of underlying issues that come out in the form of bickering n petty disagreements...... probably a huge contributor to him acting out so terribly in high skl was just all this pent up worried energy with no means of making sense of itself or like. place to go. like shaking a coke bottle over n over n finally having to crack the lid n let it fizz on something. i also think he probably swallowed a lot of jealousy growing up whenever other kids had gd relationships w their fathers or parents in general probably ws kind of like lmfaooooo yo why don’t mine love me like that. in his head...... so ya. i think he copes w anxious feelings by acting out n also fucking if we’re being honest......... it helps him let off steam <3 king of clapping cheeks ig....

chrysanthemum :   how does your muse express romantic love ?  how do they feel about love as a concept ?  

bradley is kind of hard to read romantically like from an outside perspective but slides on my thin rimmed spectacles n picks up my scalpel to delve right in to the nitty gritty of her brain... omg... that sounded... kind of scary actually but. it’s ok. basically settles in. bradley struggles to verbalise her feelings in this regard but also in a general sense honestly.... like she’s spent a lifetime having any vulnerable or negative feeling shut down....... her dad’s the type of personality where it’s like... u can’t win. even tho he’s narcissistic n thinks he’s a god if u compliment him or express affection he’ll act pleased but there’ll also be this register in his eyes where he thinks less of u for it. so this rly had a domino effect in bradley’s emotional expression in all grounds of life...... romance is probably the most frivolous concept to tony so bradley definitely internalised some of these views n wld feel stupid for ever taking anything seriously in that regard or rly investing herself..... she also just. idk. love has only ever left bite marks in bradley’s world so she’d kind of like ‘why wld i ever expose my tender spots n open myself up to someone just so they can sink their teeth in’. i will say tho that like. despite that she can in rare instances develop those feelings n it’s always like..... quite a struggle for her when she does. she doesn’t rly understand it or how to deal w it. she finds talking about it hard n she feels childish or weak in the eyes of whoever knows how she’s feeling. it takes a long time n a lot of work to earn it bt bradley in love is like. ur the only person on the planet who knows how gentle she can b. she’d literally like. touch the face of this one guy i wrote her being in love w when he was sad so gently it was shocking it ws like a love tht deep unlocked a whole other part of her she didn’t know existed. sex is a big part of her love expression jst like. a lot of it. so much. JHGSFKHGSFGKHFKGSHG let’s get it.......... she’s a ride or die n doesn’t do anything in halves. she has a nasty habit of pushing good things away n also wld probably do this to protect the other person bc her world is a never ending shit show with her father’s presence in every room even when he isn’t physically there. she wldn’t wna subject someone she loved to the danger of that bc she hates it enough herself so. idk. smiles w hand on hip. love isn’t something bradley thinks is on the menu fr her bc she’s only ever known it to be hard or mean n why bother trying when that’s the case. it feels like there’s always small print attached tht will hurt her in the end n nothing is free or genuine. very doomed outlook on love in general tbh.

belladonna :   how does your muse respond to silence ?   do they take comfort in soundlessness ,   or seek to fill the void with noise ?  

nyla honestly doesn’t mind silence at all........ they always wake up rly early in the morning no matter what time they went to bed. it’s like someone programmed an oven timer into their brain n often when they wake up at 6am or something they’ll go on walks around irving tottering in their own little world which is quite a quiet experience in itself when the rest of the world’s asleep........... always off on impromptu adventures they came up w on the spot.......... sometimes they get lost in their own train of thought too so they just randomly fall silent bc they’re having a whole conversation w themselves inside their head or like. writing a whole children’s story abt an iguana in a trench coat floating in a hot air balloon smoking a little vintage pipe all the way to peru. honestly for every 1 thing nyla says there’s about 4987295749572592745 things they don’t say tht are x100 times stranger n more nonsensical they sort of let it all drift thru their head like an open sieve for the most part. having said tht i think in order to sleep at night they probably need some sort of white noise or smthn................. it’s handy living in a beach house bc they just leave the window open to let the ocean gush bt sometimes if they’ve snuck into like. mido’s bed fr the night or someone’s bed idk the sound of them breathing works too................. they used to always sleep w bob ross playing on loop n that was rly comforting to them esp bc he reminds them a lot of their dad w his calming voice n energy.............. sometimes they’d have taken smthn n they’d literally hallucinate it as their dad instead of bob ross n this happened so many times in a row fr a period of time tht when they finally watched it sober they were like wtf since when did they recast my dad in this show...... KJHFGSHFGKSHFKGH but also. frowns... bit sad considering. 

[m88n]

ult group game 💘

tagged by @d-nghy-ck​ thank you so much bronwyn !! 🥰🥰🥰

rule: answer the following questions for your ult group! (nct)

who was your first bias?

if we’re talking when i legitimately started stanning nct as a group & not sm rookies, it was johnny HAHA. 😄👍🏻 dude has the best sense of humor i really vibe with, and when i watched the cup of coffee pt. 2 video, it really was game over lmaooo. during sm rookies mark’s always caught my eye since i used to bias xiumin hard and i saw them hang out quite a bit.

who is your bias now?

haechan + mark heh :D 💘 they occupy quite a large part of my brain interchangeably lmao.

what was the first mv you watched by them?

7th sense when it came out! i was a big exo fan and i was like oooo exo’s junior + that kid mark lee’s in it. gotta check it out. didn’t end up stanning them till years later tho rip

what’s your favorite mv?

superhuman 👁👄👁 that song (+ visuals !!!) was what locked me down as a stan for good tbh that song deserved much better fight me on this

if you could listen to one of their songs for the rest of your life, which would it be?

easy, it’d be make your day. 💗💞💘

who would you want to see them collab with?

to be honest i’m super biased but i’d die if i see them collab with the dpr gang. dpr live especially 😍🥰😚😚😚

what mv concept do you want to see them do?

a hot sorta rnb, hiphop/rap track with sexy hoe lyrics (LMAO) 😗😀👍🏻✨ wearing loose shirts n pants that might be a little too tight, situated in a high end clubby kinda setting, yk, total hoe vibes only make it kinda upscale and untouchable 😌👍🏻 (HAHAHHAA im being so honest here whatever a girl can dream alright) kinda like love talk but with a much bigger budget and darker tones w some neon fluorescent lighting here n there hah

have you ever had a dream with any of the members in it?

duuuuude HAHHAHAA @luvdsc knows forreal how my dreams are always so specific + vivid when it comes to some of the members 😂😂😂 i’ve had dreams with mark, haechan, jaehyun, johnny, jisung, and a glimpse of jeno.

if you could spend the day with one member, who would it be and what would you do?

this is honestly so hard. i’m debating between john, jaehyun, and mark for different reasons. john, because i just know we’d have the best chemistry and we’d have real good conversations both on light and heavier topics. jaehyun because i think dude’s been through a lot & keep things in and i want him to know for real that a fan like me really does care about his well being as a person, and not just as some idol i see from a distance. mark because i feel like i’d really, really genuinely enjoy my time with him, just talking about anything and everything💗💞💘 i think in the end i’d prolly choose mark just cos im biased like that hahaha 😅

which member do you think you’d get along with the best?

i feel like in terms of similarity in personality, i’d be more like jungwoo or jaemin in the way we have that on and off duality kinda thing HAHA💀💀💀 [19/02/22 edit: methinks i’m so similar to mark sometimes it kinda scares me lmaoo or sometimes jaemin too. cat’s the one who brought this to my attention quite recently] but tbh if we’re talking general compatibility it’d probably be johnny or mark, more so johnny i think🤔

which member do you think you would argue with?

to be honest, the first person i’d probably argue with would be haechan despite him being my bias, i know forreal he would drive me absolutely bonkers if i have to see him pretty often HAHA. like he’d be a sweetheart sometimes and we’d know how to emotionally bond, but at times he seems like he’d have a little bit of a needy/snarky/loud personality and at those times i could totally see myself feeling overwhelmed and getting annoyed by him hahahaa😬😬😬

if you had to let one member scroll through your tumblr, who would it be?

awwwwwwww damn ..... okay........ errrrrrmmmmmmm . prolly like ..... . i rly have no idea dude . 😐 i’d rather bring my blog to my grave than to show them my stuff HAHAHAHA ✋🏻💀💀💀 prolly johnny tbh cos he’d prolly be all like “hey whatever floats your boat you know ti? love how u wrote me btw, i sound real sexy” LMFAOOOO😔💀💀💀👍🏻

tagging @luvdsc @aqiaquas @starsuh do it babes i’d love to read your answers 🥺💐👍🏻✨ no pressure tho as always!

[viclents]

me  :  comes  up  w  a  witty  intro  tagline

u  :  is  intrigued

u  :  wants  to  plot  w  me  and  my   ~ 𝖟 ó 𝖓  ~

me  :  😏😏😏

               *        chicago’s very own     ( zion kang )      has been spotted on madison avenue driving a     ( triumph bonneville t120 motorcycle )     , welcome ! your resemblance to     ( charles melton )      is unreal . according to tmz , you just had your      ( twenty-fifth ) birthday bash  . your chance of surviving new york is uncertain because you’re      ( tempestuous )    , but being     ( formidable )      might help you . i think being a     ( leo ) explains that .  3 things that would paint  a  better picture of you would be        ( the insomniac’s giveaway of dark bags beneath tired eyes ,  violently bared teeth to keep the world at a distance , all black everything . )     ( i grew up a victim and eventual perpetrator of gang violence and it was only through my sobriety and a plea arrangement that i’m staying out of prison . )       &       ( cismale  + he / him  ) +  ( toby , 18+ , she / they , pst )

                *   𝖇𝖆𝖈𝖐𝖌𝖗𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖉  

001 :  this  is  zion  !  his  mom  had  him  at  an  undetermined  young  age  and  his  dad  was  some  good  for  nothing  gang  banger  so  he  was  already  not  dealt  the  best  of  cards ��:/

002 : his  maternal  grandparents  took  him  in  to  give  him  some  shot  at  having  a  normal  life  !  his  grandpa  was  ex  military  and  his  grandma  was  a  religious  fanatic  so  this  was  maybe  the  opposite  of  what  he  would  have  ended  up  w  ,  is  it  possible  to  have  TOO  structured  of  an  upbringing  ?

003 :  his  mom  would  stop  by  to  see  him  every  few  months  ,  bringing  little  treats  and  murmuring  questions  like  ‘  where  does  grandma  keep  the  jewlery  ,  z  ?  ’  in  her  sickly  sweet  voice

004 :  zion  ,  young  and  starved  for  the  affection  his  grandparents  witheld  from  him  ,  was  v  easily  manipulated  by  his  mom  :/  poor  bby

005 :   he  ended  up  having  a  LOT  of  behavioral  issues  w  his  childhood  being  kinda  shitty  n  acted  out  a  lot  in  school  !  it  got  to  a  point  where  the  school  psychiatrist  was  like  dear  god  lemme  look  @  this  kid  fr  and  diagnosed  zion  w  bipolar  disorder  and  oppositional  defiance  disorder  aka  he  was  NOT  fond  of  bein  told  what  to  do  !

006 :   he  was  p  much  NOT  abt  to  graduate  high  school  after  getting  involved  in  a  bunch  of  bad  shit  ,  drugs  ,  alcohol  ,  vandalizing  shit  ,  fights  ,  gang  activity  ,  the  whole  nine  yards  when  his  grandpa  passes  away  of  a  heart  attack  v  suddenly  .  his  gma  ,  heartbroken  and  hurt  ,  snaps  at  zion  and  tells  him  its  bc  of  all  the  shit  he  put  their  family  thru  and  that  hits  z  ,  hard

007 :  he  finds  rap  music  as  his  comfort  ,  since  his  gma  all  but  ignores  him  in  the  house  now  ,  and  starts  turning  to  art  and  music  as  his  new  outlet  for  his  energy  .  finally  APPAEARS  to  get  his  shit  together  when  he  joins  a  group  and  shoots  to  stardom  w  his  rap  group  (  vc  BROCKHAMPTON  )

 008 :  his  music  gets  him  out  of  the  slums  and  barely  through  graduation  but  he’s  still  got  a  lot  of  pent  up  anger  and  hostility  !  moves  out  of  his  grandparents  house  but  gets  sucked  into  some  gang  nonsense  from  his  past  and  nearly  ends  up  in  prison  if  it  werent  for  a  plea  deal  and  a  V  discreet  lawyer  that  kept  his  business  out  of  the  tabloids  !  

009 :  he  wants  to  keep  it  that  way  so  he  doesn’t  risk  his  past  comin  back  to  bite  him  in  the  ass  now  that  he’s  in  a  decent  place  in  his  life  ,  living  w  money  finally  and  being  in  control  of  what  he  wants  and  how  he  wants  it  !

010 :  now  is  rlly  famous  from  his  rapping  (  i’m  debating  between  a  matt  champion  or  a  joba  vc  so  cast  ur  votes  to  help  a  girl  out  pls  😤  )  and  also  has  dabbled  successfully  in  music  production  ,  which  is  his  main  focus  at  the  moment  !

               *    𝖆𝖇𝖔𝖚𝖙

001 :   personality  wise  ,  y’all  know  how  this  eboy  movement  is  kinda  taking  over  ?  

002 :  imagine  an  e-boy  that  ur  actually  AFRAID  of  n  that’s  zion  !

003 :  FORREAL  THO  the  mans  is  like  6’1  of  pure  untamed  aggression  ,  he  has  absolutely  0  filter  and  will  not  hesitate  to  make  an  enemy  of  someone  just  bc  they  looked  at  him  wrong  .  he’s  naturally  hostile  and  has  a  resting  bitch  face  but  that’s  just  to  warn  u  of  the  broody  angry  boy  that  the  face  belongs  to  !

004 :  he  gives  ZERO  shits  abt  how  he’s  perceived  bc  he  knows  he’s  talented  and  has  worked  for  the  fame  he  has  and  cherishes  now  .  he  doesn’t  take  critiques  well  n  has  a  naturally  aggressive  /  sarcastic  disposition  that  makes  him  ,  quite  frankly  ,  an  asshole  !  

005 :   unpredictable  temper  ,  seriously  effin  volatile  n  ready  to  SWING  when  needed  ,  honestly  probably  only  has  a  circle  of  like  2  ppl  bc  most  ppl  don’t  tolerate  his  broody  aggressive  antics  long  enough  to  get  to  his  slightly  softer  side  

006 :    if  u  can  brave  the  aggression  and  the  temper  ,  u  see  a  deeply  creative  and  considerate  individual  who  would  give  the  clothes  off  his  back  for  the  ppl  he  cares  abt  .  nobody  would  believe  he  has  something  even  RESEMBLING  a  soft  side  bc  he’s  so  gd  ANGRY  most  of  the  time  but  any  of  his  exes  or  best  friends  can  attest  to  the  big  bad  wolf  having  a  gentle  caring  side  !

007 :  he’s  intense  n  deeply  passionate  and  as  long  as  u  stay  in  ur  lane  he’ll  stay  in  his  ,  he’s  p  professional  and  has  a  v  composed  aesthetic  bc  he’s  v  particular  about  himself  n  his   #Brand

00?  :    quick  hc’s  :  he’s  left  handed  ,  if  he  wasnt  a  musician  he’d  be  a  tattoo  artist  ,  u  will  NEVER  catch  him  wearing  any  shade  of  not-black  in  his  official  public  appearances  ,  has  a  lowkey  stupid  sense  of  humor  despite  being  so  gd  SERIOUS  all  the  time  ,  n  he’s  living  straight  edge  besides  the  constant  cigarettes  he’s  puffin  on  even  tho  he  still  raps  abt  drugs  n  shit  !

[ragnarssons]

The more I watch ep1 of s8 and think about it, the more mad I am. It’s such a bad episode for Daenerys- I’d actually believe the Dark!Dany theory watching this episode, if I’d like, forget about all the other episodes. I really, really hope D&D have a plan about Jon saying he had to choose between bending the knee and having the army vs not bending the knee and the north dying because of the WW. Because otherwise, they’re just bending their own canon to make Daenerys look bad. The worst is that we now have an interview of John Bradley, like making what happened on screen, a thousand times worse: “Daenerys is dangerous and psychotic” / “she didn’t show any compassion for Sam” uuuuuuuuuh?? First shot we have of Daenerys is her looking all smug because people are afraid of her dragons? W H Y does that shot even exist? We know, again, from canon informations, that Daenerys DOES show compassion for the people she’s harmed: she showed compassion for Hizdar when he begged to get to bury his father. She showed compassion for the man who had his daughter killed by Drogon. Daenerys is able to recognize her mistakes (tho I don’t think burning the Tarlys was a mistake) and she’s able to sympathize with the people she’s hurt. So why are we reading interviews saying that Dany is psychotic and/or dangerous?? On this episode, Daenerys had nothing but scenes antagonizing her: she didn’t explicitely threatened Sansa but her sentences were kinda... opened to interpretation and of course Sansa fans interpreted these in a certain way. That’s a problem with the writing! Because on the other hand, at no point do we have Sansa threatening Dany’s life- on the contrary, she’s shown having a point during her last conversation with Jon! Then Dany had scenes to prop Jon up as “a dragon rider” and all- then smoochy scenes because it’s a ship, and because as the scene between Varys/Tyrion and Davos implies, it would “help Daenerys” (not Jon apparently *rolls eyes*) if they married: because apparently she can’t “earn” the Northerners’ respect and loyalty WITHOUT Jon. Then the last Dany scene we have is her talking to Samwell: her coming to thank the man who saved Jorah’s life and her way of being so nice to Sam, all that was literally destroyed because apparently what we have to take from that scene is that Sam thinks Daenerys is dangerous and psychotic. Huh. And then we have the whole crypts scene, which is SUCH BULLSHIT. Even Jon is barely on Daenerys’ side at the end of that scene, which is huuuuuuuuuh?? Oh my god don’t get me started on the Sam quote, that false “tease” like? This episode seems to destroy so much of Daenerys’ storyline and character traits, just to fit a narrative that wouldn’t make any sense outside of this fake canon that the writers pulled on this episode? And they’re just doing that to prop Jon- A MAN on top of it all. The fact that they didn’t even HAVE Daenerys tell “uuuh no, I pledged to come North before you bent the knee, you liar!” is freakingly annoying already. Dany already gave up her crown to save people when she chose to go North! And she didn’t do it because Jon bent the knee, she did it BEFORE  - b e - fucking - f o r e - Jon bent the knee! Like, forreal, please, Game of Thrones, have a plan for all of this! EXPLAIN this shit to me or fix it, otherwise this season is just gonna be a MESS!

[chungha-supremacist]

No Borders - Chapter 4

word count: 5004

WARNING: THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS LESBIAN SEX AND STRAIGHT SEX! IF YOU GET TRIGGERED EASILY, DON’T READ THIS!

SUMMARY:

“It’s just us 5 right?”

“Forever.”

“No men allowed… ever. Let’s promise to eachother that we will never let any man come in between us!”

“Never!”

Naive promises told at a young age, just between 5 best friends. They promised their world to eachother, “best friends ‘till death breaks us apart”. 10 Years passed. The same 5 girls, but no longer blinded by those “stupid promises”. It will be broken. The promise of a lifetime. The lust of love is what makes us all see unclear. We lose our friends, or soulmates, we fall for the unknown, we fall for lies and for the feeling of being important to someone who will drag us far away from who truly matters.

“Forget about the world… forget about them… right now, it’s only me and you. They don’t need to know that I love you.”

CATEGORY: F/F; F/M

Fandom: RED VELVET (Band), NCT (Band)

Relationships: Park Sooyoung / Kim Yerim; Bae Joohyun / Kang Seulgi; Son Seungwan / Nakamoto Yuta

Characters: Park Sooyoung; Kim Yerim, Bae Joohyun, Kang Seulgi, Son Seungwan, Seo Youngho, Jung Jaehyun, Nakamoto Yuta, Dong Si Cheng, Wong Yuk Hei, Lee Taeyong, Chung Ha

Additional Tags: friendship,angst, mistrust, lies, cheating, lesbian interactions, smut, fluff, fashion, models, rich life, etc

RATED: SMUT, FLUFF, ANGST.

CHAPTER 4

“I love you.”

Seulgi widens her eyes so much that she thinks her eyeballs are gona pop off. Irene is now looking to the ground, face all red. She seemed like she was about to cry, again. Seulgi would not bare to see Irene crying again. Not because of her. She tries to bring herself back to this “world” and she says:

“A-as a friend?”

Irene coffs while a tear is falling off her cheek, hitting the ground. That tear was so powerful that Seulgi swears she could hear the impact between the floor and the little water droplet.

“What do you think, Seulgi??” she says sarcastically.

“I don’t know, Irene. You tell me. You are the one that gave me signs all this time and I actually started to fall for them. Do you love me as a friend or not, Irene??!! Answer me!” at this point Seulgi swears she almost screamed at the woman she loves the most, but she couldn’t help it. She covers her mouth at the realization that she screamed at Irene who was clearly in pain “I-I’m sorry.” She pleads her head.

“You know what, Seulgi? It was a bad idea.” And she runs to the elevator.

Seulgi, for the first time, isn’t frozen in her moves and runs after her, entering in the elevator right as the doors were closing, “landing” right over Irene who was now in the corner of the elevator, centimeters away from Seulgi.

Seulgi felt like it was the perfect moment, and in fact, it really was. She leans closer to Irene’s face who was staring in shock at the younger one’s daring move.

“Irene. I love you too.” Whispers Seulgi as she felt tears forming in her eyes. Tears of both happiness and sadness that she didn’t have the guts to realise until now.

“Y-you d-do?” stutters Irene.

“Y-yes. I really love you. I have been loving you since… forever. As a friend of course, but lately, since you started to make moves on me, you made me feel things, Irene. I didn’t mean to hurt you, I just wanted to know if I should continue to dream about us or not.”

Seulgi cant believe she just said the words she has been replaying in her head in all sorts of scenarios that seemed to never come to a reality. But here they are, bodies connected and confessing to eachother.

Irene leans on Seulgi’s chest and Seulgi slowly caresses her hair.

“Let’s go to my apartment, ok?” says Seulgi softly.

---

Wendy just got back home from the office and all she could think about all day was her upcoming date with the “man of her dreams”.

‘What should I wear? Damnit I have no clothes!!’ she says while looking at a full dressing room filled with clothes of all types and all sorts of expensive jewelry and bags.

She must’ve tried about 10 dresses, 3 tank tops with 3 different pairs of jeans, leather pants, skirts… yet she isn’t impressed.

She sits in front of the vanity, overwhelmed by emotions. She doesn’t want to fuck up everything. She wants everything to be perfect tonight. She wants to be perfect for him. She looks in the mirror at her devastated hair and she spots a red pimple peeping on her left cheek.

‘ARE YOU FORREAL??!!’ she exclaims as she starts reaching for her make-up pouch to look for an extra-coverage foundation.

She can’t find it. She swears she will give up and take the phone and cancel everything. She is a mess. She can’t think straight. There’s only 2 hours left and Yuta will be at her door, while she has no outfit planned, her hair is not washed, she cant find the proper make-up and her confidence is -1.

‘What is in your mind Wendy… going out with the most ethereal male in the world and yet you look like a green bean.’

‘You are not worthy. He should be with a girl matching his beauty.’

All negative thoughts float in her head, but luckily, the ringing phone gives her a ‘wake-up call’.

…

“Heyy…” she fakes an enthusiastic ‘hey’.

“Wendy, hey, I called to ask you if it is fine if we see eachother one hour later? My friend... I meant my ‘boss’ wants me to stay one more hour to do his work since he has to leave earlier. I hope you don’t mind-“

“No. Sure not.” she was actually SO GRATEFUL for this.

“Perfect. Thank you so much for understanding, Wendy. I promise to make up for this!”

-Damn he sounded so sweet right now-

“Yeah, it’s nothing really, I wasn’t ready anyway.”

“Great. Now I got to go, I got a lot of work to finish. See you in three hours?”

“Yes, for sure.” And she closes the phone and throws it on the table,

…

‘Ok Wendy. You need to get to your senses. You can’t miss this opportunity, you can’t miss this opportunity to find out if he truly is he perfect man he pretends to be. You don’t need make-up, Wendy’ she says to herself as she looks in the mirror.

‘If he truly likes me, he will like me naturally’ She got the perfect plan to test him.

She hops in the shower and washes her hair. She blow-dries it and then makes some loose curls.

Make-up time. She only applies a small amount of foundation, only to give a nice finish to her face, but not enough to cover all her blemishes. She then applies a vague rosy blush, does a minor eyeline and applies a peachy lip-gloss. She looked so natural, so pretty.

She decides to go for a black turtleneck, a dark denim jacket and some dark blue jeans. She pairs these up with some leather boots, with no heel and some specs.

‘If she likes you natural, then he is the one.’

She is now staring at herself in shock. She just realized. All the men she previously loved, she loved them no matter what, make-up, no make-up, imperfections, fat, slim, average. She was a lovely person and didn’t judge anyone, yet she was always judged.

‘You should get more fit, Wendy…’

‘You shouldn’t eat like a pig, Wendy.’

‘Are you wearing no make-up??’

All these words come into her head, heard from her ex’es. Toxic. Toxic words. If Yuta will prove different tonight, then she will probably feel like the luckiest girl in the entire world.

She still got 30 minutes left so she decides to turn on her TV and watch some news.

---

Irene and Seulgi just confessed to eachother yet they seem like a couple who has been dating for ages. They are now curled together under a blanket, watching a random movie on the TV.

“Are you hungry?” asks Seulgi sweetly.

“A bit…”

“Alright, stay right here, I will go cook something!” and she kisses Irene on the forehead before leaving in the kitchen.

Seulgi was perfect. The perfect friend. The perfect girlfriend. Irene couldn’t believe her eyes that what she had next to her was just a perfect human being. She certainly doesn’t deserve Seulgi. Seulgi is the sun, she is the moon. Seulgi is the light, Irene is the darkness.

Seulgi just left 5 minutes ago yet Irene felt like she’s been without her for an hour. She gets up and goes to the kitchen, but she stopped in front of the entrance, behind the door. She looks at Seulgi with such sweet eyes as she sees her struggling to cut some vegetables. She was the cutest human being, she looked like a child who had to cook for herself. Irene knew Seulgi sucked at cooking yet she knows Seulgi is just trying to impress her right now.

Irene inspects her. A strand of hair falling on Seulgi’s forehead as she struggles to cut some cucumbers. Her facial expressions made Irene smile. She felt like she is watching her wife cooking for her and their kids. ‘Ok Irene. You went too far now.’ She says to herself. But she really felt like this. She decides to surprise Seulgi by coming in the kitchen.

“Need any help?” says Irene smiling, almost laughing at the cute girl.

“No. I’m fine.” While trying to cut a straight slice but ends up cutting an irregular one.

Irene laughs and goes behind Seulgi. Seulgi thought she will backhug her, but instead, Irene puts her hands over Seulgi’s hands and shows her how to cut.

“I-I don’t need help…” stutters Seulgi as she felt Irene’s body connecting to hers.

“Haha, are you kidding me?? You are like a child who needs her mom to show how to make a salad.”

“Don’t mock mee…”

“I’m not… I actually think you were adorable.”

Seulgi blushes.

Irene kisses Seulgi’s shoulder and Seulgi leaves a small happy squeal.

“Can you stop….” Says Irene suddenly and takes her hands off Seulgi’s hands.

“W-what d-did I-I do wrong, Irene?” says Seulgi terrified.

There was a dead silence.

“You made my heart flutter.” Says Irene as she grabs Seulgi’s face into her hands and looks at it.

“You scared me…”

Irene is looking at Seulgi like she has the whole world in her hands. Seulgi puts her hands on Irene’s waist.

“Can you kiss me?” asks Irene.

She was desperate, desperate for Seulgi’s touch, desperate to feel her.

Seulgi doesn’t hesitate and kisses Irene.

It was the first time Seulgi truly gets the taste of Irene’s plump lips. She loses herself and from the soft, gentle kiss, Seulgi starts moving her lips on Irene’s faster, animalistically. She needed her, she needed to feel Irene. Irene puts Seulgi on the kitchen counter and they both take a pause for breathing before they connect their lips again.

For whatever reason, Irene lets Seulgi take the lead, she lets her set the pace. Seulgi bites Irene’s lip which made her leave out a small moan. Seulgi felt something inside of her when she heard the obscene sound Irene left out in her mouth. Seulgi wants to explore everything Irene got. She lets her tongue do magic as she seeks for Irene’s tongue in her wet cavern.

“Fuck, Seulgi” mumbles Irene during small breathing breaks of the makeout.

Irene’s hands go from Seulgi’s face to her entire body as they makeout brutally. Seulgi trembles a little bit as Irene’s hands go on her thigh. Irene smirks in the messy kiss. They both had saliva all over their faces as their kiss expanded everywhere. They were basically eating eachother, both seeking for power. It was like a fight. Irene breaks out the makeout as she continues to suck on the skin of Seulgi’s chin, going down on her neck. Seulgi leaves out a whiny scream as Irene suddenly bites on her soft neck skin.

“I will mark you all, baby girl” says Irene breathless as she continues to devour Seulgi’s neck entirely, leaving no zone untouched by her tongue.

She grabs the soft material of Seulgi’s shirt collar.

“Let’s get rid of this.”

Irene was shaking as she was trying to unbutton Seulgi’s shirt as fast as she could. She looses her temper and rips the last two buttons.

“My shirt, Irene!” whines Seulgi.

“Shut up!” says Irene as she throws the ripped shirt on the floor and takes a moment to look at Seulgi’s chest unfolding under her eyes.

Seulgi definitely chose the best underwear for today, a soft, white and lacy bra was covering Seulgi’s boobs. Her hard nipples could be seen under the sheer material and this made Irene’s mouth water.

“Damnit Seulgi. Fuck-“ says Irene before getting back to mark Seulgi everywhere.

Her hands are squeezing Seulgi’s boobs like an animal while biting on her collarbones. Seulgi was a moaning mess as Irene was destroying her boobs.

“Take this off.”

Irene opens Seulgi’s bra and tosses it somewhere in the kitchen. She starts moaning while eating on Seulgi’s boob, her eyes looking up at Seulgi’s face.

Seulgi has never found herself into a more erotic scenario. Seeing Irene devouring her boobs while she throws her obscene looks. Irene’s eyes were screaming power and Seulgi just wanted to give herself whole to her.

“Spread yourself, baby girl! Let mommy please you.” Orders Irene as she grabs Seulgi’s skirt.

Seulgi thought Irene will take off her skirt, but instead, she was so desperate that she just raises it and with a quick hand gesture removes the soaked panties aswell.

“In your mouth!”

Seulgi is shocked at Irene’s command.

“T-the panties?”

“Yes. Open your mouth!”

Seulgi opens her mouth wide open as Irene stuffs her wet panties inside. Seulgi couldn’t breath properly anymore as the panties were filling her mouth. She could taste her own salty wetness and saliva is already starting to leak over the corners of her stuffed mouth.

Irene starts circling slowly Seulgi’s clit.

Seulgi’s back bends as she whines loudly, but unintelligible.

Irene starts to rub Seulgi’s clit at an inhuman pace. Seulgi’s eyes roll on top of her head as she loses herself in Irene’s moves.

“Are you ready?” she asks.

Seulgi nods desperately as she grabs Irene’s hair. Irene’s mouth grabs Seulgi’s clit in between her lips and starts rubbing her tongue up and down the clit. Seulgi was dripping so bad that small drips were falling on the floor and on Irene’s tongue. Irene makes use of one finger aswell. She continues to suck, more aggressively now on her clit as she introduces slowly one finger.

Seulgi screams so loud and bends her body to stretch her hole for Irene.

“Good girl. Open yourself for mommy!”

Irene inserts another finger. And another. She’s not three fingers inside Seulgi who has no more control over her movements as she grabs Irene’s hair violently. Irene starts moving her fingers at the speed of a vibrator, deep inside Seulgi, which made her squirt a little.

Seulgi feels her orgasm coming at an insane speed and she grips harder on Irene’s hair, letting her know.

“Cum baby girl, cum in my mouth!”

Seulgi lets go at these words and soon Irene’s mouth is filled with Seulgi’s hot sperm.

Irene rushes to take the panties off Seulgi’s mouth and kisses her softly, giving her a taste of her own creation.

“You taste so good, isn’t that so?”

Seulgi was breathless. All she could do was nod.

Irene smiles at how destroyed Seulgi looked now… and the kitchen.

“So… No salad?” asks Irene jokingly.

“Oh my god, shut up!” says Seulgi as she slowly hits Irene’s shoulder.

“Com on, let’s take you to the bathroom. I will clean this mess” reassures Irene.

“You better.” Chuckles Seulgi as she leaves for the bathroom, walking in zig-zag.

“Oh my god, Seulgi…” says Irene as she facepalms herself.

“Hey! I just had three fingers in me! Let me be!” and she makes herself disappear upstairs.

Irene laughs as she looks at all the wetness on the floor and on the counter. She turns around and notices Seulgi’s bra on the frigde.

“Oh my god…” she sighs as she grabs a mop.

---

Wendy is now in Yuta’s expensive Rolls Royce and she is listening to Yuta’s playlist. Not only does she thought he was perfect, he also listens to quality music.

“You like it?” he smiles as he is looking at the road.

“Yes, a lot. It is so calming and beautiful.” She closes her eyes to enjoy the beautiful music that tingles her ears.

“You can have the CD if you want.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, I got a copy of it anyway.”

“Aw, thank you!”

She smiles like a happy child.

They arrived at what seemed like a very expensive luxurious restaurant.

‘Fuck Wendy! You got not classy clothes on you!’ she thinks.

“Umm, Yuta?”

“Yes, is there something wrong?” he says worriedly as he puts his jacket on.

“I didn’t know we will come to such an expensive place and I… Umm, look-“

He stops her. He grabs her by the hands and looks at her softly, calming and reassuring.

“Wendy, I couldn’t care less. This restaurant might be expensive but the clothes don’t matter. It only matters the person I am with, and that is an amazing, mannered, lovely girl.”

Wendy swears her legs melted and she felt butterflies earthquacking her stomach.

“Now, are you sure of yourself?” he smiles.

“Yes. Let’s go.” And she grabs his hand as they walk inside.

Anyone who would see them would say they are a married couple. Both smiling, dressed casual and so comfortable with eachother’s presence.

“A reservation for Nakamoto?” he asks the kind waiter standing at the entrance.

He takes us to a secluded table, under a cristals chandelier, with a vase of roses on the table and some of the most expensive looking cutlery.

“Nakamoto? Are you not Korean?” asks Wendy as Yuta helps her take a seat.

“No, actually, I am Japanese.”

Oh Wow, this explains everything to Wendy now. The manners, the sweet looks. Of course he is not Korean.

“Have I ever told you that I am from Canada?” Wendy adds.

“Oh really? This is amazing, wow. Where from?”

“Toronto.”

“Canada must be so nice.” He says with a warm smile.

“Yeah, I haven’t been there for 5 years though.”

“Maybe one day we’ll do a trip there, together.” He says while looking on the menu.

The butterflies are back.

“Yes. I would love that” she replies.

 The night went on amazing! The two chatted lively, no single moment of awkward silence, as Wendy supposed. She has never had so many things in common with a person, she never felt like she could be so open to anyone before. Yuta made her feel warm, safe and loved. Even though she knew it was a long way until he will “love her” or maybe it wont ever happen.

Their dinner night was over, Yuta insisted to pay for everything but Wendy fought back! Yuta replied in the end “Fine, you can pay me back. But not here.”

Wendy didn’t know what to think of these words. Is he being flirty in a dirty way or…?

Yuta suddenly stopped the car at a very familiar place for Wendy. They were at the Han River.

“We’re making a little stop here, is that ok?” he asks to make sure Wendy doesn’t rush home or something.

“Yes, of course.” She reassures him.

They get out of the car and they go sit on a bench, having the whole Han River unfolding in front of their horizon. The lights of the city were reflecting in the mirror of the clear water and they almost looked like the bottom of the river had stars sprinkled on it.

“It is so beautiful and calm here.” He says.

“Yes, I love this place…”

“What is wrong?” says Yuta as he sees Wendy’s eyes looking to the ground.

“Nothing… it’s just that I have a particular bad memory at this place…”

FLASHBACK:

“Taeyong don’t leave me! Please, I need you!” she screams after the man who was now standing with the back at her.

“Wendy, I already told you... I can’t do this anymore.”

“T-Taeyong please, I will be a better person for you! Just don’t leave me!”

Her cry could be heard by the river. The breeze was blowing her hair in all the places and the river was making all sorts of terrifying sounds. It was a horrible night.

Tears were all over the helpless girl’s face.

“Why??!! Why are you leaving me!? Am I no good to you anymore??”

She falls off the bench on her knees.

The man only bothers to look at her over his shoulder.

“I love someone else.”

Wendy’s world collapsed. She felt like she doesn’t know who she is anymore.

“It’s her isn’t it…”

“Certain is… It is not you… Not anymore…”

“T-Taeyong…”

“I am sorry…”

And with these words, he leaves the girl forever, crying on the very cold pavement as the only calm she gets is from the river’s small waves that reflect the full moon.

END.

Wendy’s eyes were filled with the saddest tears in the whole world as she finished opening herself to Yuta.

He was speechless. He didn’t know if he was mad that a man could ever do such thing to her or if he just wanted to give her his world. Right here and right now.

“Wendy…”

He makes a pause.

“I would never… in my life, do anything like this…”

“How do you know, Yuta? Huh?? You never know when you find someone better than me. And trust me, there are many better girls than m-“

He shuts her mouth with his lips.

She is blocked, frozen. She only parts her lips a bit so that his bottom lip could fit perfectly just like a puzzle between hers.

The kiss was filled with sincerity, love and passion.

Yuta was deepening the kiss, but not going faster. It was still slow, romantic and intimate.

She puts one hand on his shoulder to find stability and he grabs her waist gently.

“There is… no one better than you.” He whispers.

“How do you know…?”

“Because, I have never felt something like this for anyone in my life before. Anyone. I know what I’m feeling right now, Wendy, and it is a very unusual feeling. You complete me. Do you have idea how many sleepless nights I spend thinking of you? Ever since I saw you behind Yerim that night.”

It stroke to Wendy. He felt all this time the exact same way as she did. He was thinking at her when she was also thinking at him. Was this destiny? She had no idea. All she knew was that she just wanted to treasure this moment forever, to treasure him.

“I believe you, Yuta. I feel the same way. I-I think I like you…”

“Me too. I think I like you too, Wendy.”

And with this, he brought her closer to him and united again into the most passional kiss.

 They arrived in front of Wendy’s block of flats and Yuta was holding with one hand the wheel and with the other, Wendy’s hand.

“I don’t want to let go.” He says sweetly.

“Me neither.”

Maybe Wendy should invite him upstairs? Will she sound like a weirdo? Is it too soon?

“Maybe… You could come upstairs for a little bit?”

“You need to go to sleep, Wendy, you got work tomorrow. I don’t want to keep you awake.”

“Don’t say stupid things, Yuta! Please, let’s stay more together.”

He gives up to fighting against her as he wanted more than ever to spend more time with his loved one.

They enter the apartment and Wendy blushes at the mess she had in the house.

“I am so sorry- I didn’t have time to clean before lea-“

“Do you want me to kiss you again?”

Wendy froze.

“Then stop excusing yourself for nothing”

Wendy can’t believe that she had in front of her the man of her dreams, being so perfect, just for her.

“Soo…” she hesitates for a moment “What are we?”

“Hmmm… We areee…” and he leans on the sofa next to her “Boyfriend and Girlfriend? A couple.”

She feels her cheeks burning and heat taking over all her body.

“Yes. We are.” And she leans her head on his shoulder.

 It’s been an hour and they’ve been cuddled together on the sofa, chatting about their lives and memories.

“Want to see something?” she says as she gets up from the sofa.

“Always.” he smiles.

“Okay, wait right here! Ima be right back!” she says as she runs to her bedroom.

 Some minutes later, she comes dressed in the most gorgeous and unreal Japanese kimono. It was a gift from Wendy’s father to Wendy when he got back from his Japan trip three years ago. It had a visually pleasing pale pink background with bright pink cherry blossom flowers as decor.

Yuta was speechless and he swore he was left with his mouth open. When he gets back to his senses, she was right in front of him, making him forget even his name looking at her beauty.

“You… You look gorgeous baby.” He says as he grabbed her by the waist and placed her on his lap.

“It was a gift from my father, from Japan. I thought you will like it and it will bring you some memories from your homecountry as we were talking about it.”

“It sure did, Wendy… but the difference is… There is no girl matching your beauty there to wear this kimono like you do.”

He kisses her and she puts her hands around his neck.

“Gosh, I think I’m falling in love with you so bad.” He says breathy as he leans his head on her shoulder, smelling the lavender perfume of the kimono.

“Me too, Yuta… I think I love you…”

“Let’s share our love tonight. Would you want that? I want to prove you, Wendy, with real actions. I want you to feel my love.”

“I want to feel your love, Yuta. I want you to feel mine aswell.”

He gets up and picks her up bridal style as he kisses her gently. They get in Wendy’s bedroom and he slowly puts her down on the bed.

He gulps at the sight of her lying on the bed, dressed in the kimono who was having such a surreal view to her chest and her hair spreaded around her on the sheets. He gets on top of her and holds her hands as he looks in her eyes. He starts kissing her as she plays with her hands on his back.

The kiss quickly heatens, but not in a brutal way. They tongues were complimenting eachother while rubbing together, causing saliva to leak on their faces. Yuta breaks the kiss and turns Wendy around to untie the kimono.

His movements were so gentle and he was unfolding the kimono like it was origami.

Finally, the kimono was off and Wendy turns around. She was naked, only panties saving her intimate part to be completely exposed. He takes a deep look at her body before starting to place small, wet kisses on her neck, down to her chest. He takes one nipple in between his lips and slowly sucks on it as his other hand pleases the other boob. Wendy leaves out breathy moans of pleasure.

“Y-Yuta.”

He stops and whispers in her ear “Senpai. Call me Senpai tonight. And every night from now on.”

“Alright… Senpai.”

Yuta gets back to kissing her whole body. He gets to the pantie line which he grabs with his teeth and sensually taking them off with his mouth.

Wendy moans uncontrollably and slowly grabs the sheets into a fist.

He sets the panties free on the floor and she gets up.

“I’ll be right back.” And she leaves the room.

Wendy takes advantage of this moment to catch her breath.

She didn’t wait long and when he comes back, he is holding some ice-cubes in a glass in his hand.

He kisses her before he puts one ice cube in between her boobs. The cold contact between the ice and Wendy’s heated body caused the ice to start fuming and slowly melting down. Drips of water were falling like a waterfall on her body, from the boobs to her lower part. Yuta licks all the trail of water until he gets to Wendy’s area. He places small pecks on her inner thighs which make her spit out a “Senpai-Ah!” which made him smirk. He soon bites gently on the sensitive skin like he was feeding himself.

“S-Senpai… I need you, can you make me feel you? Can you be inside of me?”

Yuta found these words so erotic and such a turn on, seeing her being a mess for him, desiring him like a starving animal desires a prey.

“Of course little princess. I will make you feel every bit of me.”

He starts scissoring Wendy to stretch her out, preparing her for what is about to come.

“Before I start, let’s settle down to a safe word, alright?”

She nods.

“How about… Cherry?”

“Alright.” She says breathless, just wanting to have all of him in her.

He puts on a little strip show for her as he slowly unbuttons his shirt. Wendy bites her lips at the sight of him undressing, making her a wet mess.

He finally sets free his cock as he throws his underwear to the ground.

Wendy gulps at the size and tries not to be too obvious but Yuta notices and leaves out a satisfied smirk.

She can feel the tip of his cock teasing her entrance.

“Fuck Yuta! Just fuck me!”

“What did you just call me?”

Wendy trembles at the realization.

“Oh, You will get it baad for this!” and she forces his entry in her, making her whole body shiver and her back arch. She left out a loud scream.

“Fuck- You’re so tight princess. Just perfect for my cock”

“Fuck Senpai, fuck me!”

They were both some needy animals right now. He was slamming her with a speed that made her lose her minds. All sorts of dirty talks were slipping their mouths as he was moving faster and faster as he felt his orgasm coming. He quickly gets his cock out of Wendy so that he could cum only on her clit and belly.

After he covered her in his hot sperm, he falls next to her, holding her hand. She crawls in his arms and they both stay like this for a while, in their own filth. But they didn’t mind, it was the product of their love after all.

“I love you, Yuta. You are mine, forever. Promise me.” She says as she grabs his face.

“Forever, Son Wendy. Forever.”

He kisses his forehead and with this, they both fall asleep in an instant. 

[clownholy]

omg i saw u like girls!! im just getting comfortable w my sexuality and i was wondering if uve ever had a gf before? any advice?

i do !!!! and im so honored you want my advice!!

i love girls so much…every girl is an angel..and im so happy for you!!! coming 2 terms w/ my sexuality took awhile, and im still confused about alot of things (my gender, the specifics abt my sexuality) and all but i hope your road to self discovery is easy and filled with acceptance!!

honestly, i’ve never been in a super longterm and happy relationship (mainly due to me being completely oblivious when sm1 likes me or too nervous 2 be romantic akjlaffk) and i hav never followed my own advice, but hopefully it will be useful!!

and!!! this is all just info from my own personal experience and what i’ve read,,,, so i do apologize if some wont pertain to you ;-; 

-you DO NOT have to feel guilty or predatory finding girls attractive, if anyone tries to make you feel negative just realize that they live in making others lives miserable; your feelings are a good thing!!

-communication really is key. if you have someone you like, and you think about how great or pretty she is, tell her! no one dislikes compliments, and even if it doesnt work in the romantic sense, im sure that they’ll still be happy to be your friend!!

-along with communication, understanding is the most important thing as i’ve always believed. this DOES NOT mean that you should let yourself be used or treated badly however; just that no relationship will be perfect! realizing when something is a mistake, and working together to help solve any issues always helps!!

-the person you choose to date should be someone you’re comfortable with! butterflies are always great, especially at first!! but if it’s difficult to talk to them, or you can’t be face to face without breaking out in a nervous sweat, i would think it’d be best to wait until you feel a bit more safe to try to enter dating territory ! (of course, this is up to you entirely!)

-alot of the time, especially in school, you might feel pressured to be entering a relationship - which makes it easier for an unhappy relationship to develop, where neither person is happy. i know not having a gf SUCKS bc you have so much love to give but waiting for the right person who you like genuinely is so much more pleasant!

-in terms of actually FINDING a gf,,,,,,,,,, lemme know if u find out asdjfklajsfbut forreal if you develop a crush i wish you the upmost courage and luck!! i know that it will go well for you!!

but generally (at least in my experience) actively looking for a romance can lead to disappointment, let it flow naturally!! 

i really hope this was helpful in any way!!! 

anyone would be lucky to have you, and i know that you’ll find love sooner than you think!! if you ever need/want to talk i am always here!! id love to hear about how things go, or if you ever need to talk about literally anything please feel free

[baereaved]

my dgm tarot associations

i wrote my explanations to why i chose what dgm charas for certain tarot cards a while ago but never posted it, so i polished it up and here it is now. i hope you enjoy, and feel free to tell me your own ideas for the cards and what charas you’d put on them! dgm is my one tru love and tarot is up there too, so i could talk about either of them forever

the fool - of course i chose allen for this, i could write a literal essay as to why he would be the fool, it should be blindingly obvious. the clown thing, first of all, allen as the jester/the fool is perfect and fitting. he's also the main character, and the entire major arcana focuses on the fool's journey, so it fits. he's young and innocent and he's old enough to have been through a lot but he is still inexperienced and naive and about to take on the world, even if that leads him into danger and even though he makes reckless decisions along the way. also, dog. the dog. the fool has a dog following him, allen is named after a dog, literally that alone is enough for me to put allen on this card, i die every day & constantly

the magician - i chose cross here, bc 1. he's a sorcerer and 2. when i was initially deciding all of this, i was thinking a lot about the fool's journey, and cross is about as early in allen's journey as they come, so. it made sense. mostly, though, the knowledgeable sorcerer who is all-knowing but won't tell the fool everything and only guides him, that's cross.

the high priestess - past!allen, here. i was a little iffy on that but i figured there wasn't really anyone better to portray knowledge and secrets (except maybe road, but the high priestess has a counterpart in the moon, and that's where i put my adorable daughter) in this series, except maybe bookman, but i just mentioned the relation of the priestess to the moon and i really wanted the priestess to have a stronger connection to the moon than it would've been had i put bookman here

the empress - tyki went here. i'll be honest, this was mostly to get a good counterpart to the emperor (who i put as sheril) but i mean. relaxed, down to earth, enjoys nature, good with kids. i like to think that tyki's human half would correspond with the empress pretty well.

this is a damn long post, so the rest of the cards are under the cut~

the emperor - like i said, this is where i put sheril, because. what is he if not dominant and controlling, really. plus, what can i say? i have a strong connection to the emperor card and i wanted to put my fave here, let me rest

the hierophant - i was tempted to put komui here for a while but i went with malcolm in the end to really represent the black order & central. the hierophant is a grounded and typically positive card, which is why i considered komui, but the christian aspects and the traditionalism were too hard to ignore lmao. i thought about zu mei a lot too, but i wanted a more prominent character who was more focused on the world around them than their religion. though, malcolm isn't much of a christian, is he? i'm not sure i could find any good christians in this series besides the pope himself, tbh

the lovers - jasdevi. figured there was no one better to represent a closeness like the lovers than the noah of bonds. it leaves out the choice part of the card, though, so tyki wouldn't have been bad here in that aspect, but. jasdevi fits more, i think.

the chariot - i put kanda here. fast-paced, confident, a warrior, highly emotional. has a goal they'll follow relentlessly, even if it means pushing themselves and running down anyone in their way. the self-reliance but need for harmony within its parts is clear for the chariot and is just as clear in kanda as well (the driver/chariot/steed = kanda and his innocence) and the focus on victory in relation to his goals and only his goals is fitting as well. i debated putting lena here too, but, well

strength - i think lenalee fit better here~ i struggled with this card a lot, actually, because lenalee isn't exactly, like, emotionally stable like the woman typically represented in this card, but she does have a lot of strength in basically every sense of the word, so i figured it'd work, and i like the idea of the lion she's taming equaling her innocence.

the hermit - wiselyyyy. i honestly was switching back and forth a ton on whether to put wisely or lavi here (and whether to put lavi or wisely as the hanged man), and i ended up going with wisely for the sake of feeling like lavi was more of a changing person in general (especially since he's in limbo rn lmao) and since wisely is generally the old man who's always lost in his own mind. i also debated putting bookman here for a while, but.... my son....

the wheel of fortune - miranda, if only bc 1. her innocence is circular (like a wheel) and 2. i thought it'd be Good to put the bad luck woman as representing fate and how things change, especially considering how things changed for her

justice - komui, the counterpart to lena's strength. we see a lot of him being the kind but occasionally harsh leader when situations force him into it and i think that fairness & level head worked well here. i think a lot about the times where he has to be cruel to lenalee and the others around him for work even though it kills him and. that's perfect here.

the hanged man - like i said, i put lavi here. the hanged man is not a card i understand stunningly well, and i feel as though he fits here, and i just don't know how to explain it. maybe i'll save that for another post.

death - the earl, as in, adult mana. allen's papa. figured since he was dead and also controlled death that it worked well enough, not to mention that death marks a change in the fool's life, and meeting mana and mana's death were both some of the biggest changes in allen's life

temperance - link, my sweet summer child. calm & not entirely balanced, but does help balance and control everyone around him. tempers emotions. also, um. wing symbolism. i literally could not resist in the fucking slightest.

the devil - young mana. i originally was going to have three people on this card, that is, the earl as the devil, and nea and mana as his prisoners, for symbolism, and i still stand by that, but. i thought that'd be a lot of work for the artist |D so i had them just put mana here instead. as mana basically is the earl and still works well as a prisoner, i thought it'd work.

the tower - fiidora. i just wanted to put him somewhere lololol. i was gonna put nea here initially because Destruction and also bc boy is he a disaster, but i ended up putting him somewhere else to fit w/ allen better, so. corrosion isn't so bad here either, really, because something corroding and breaking down fits with the idea of the tower, and. well. fiidora's a pretty drastic-seeming person in general

the star - timcanpy, our sweet guide. he's basically leading allen around from day one and for most of the series, plus, i mean, he looks like a star. he's very literally guiding the way and he fits super well here

the moon - as i mentioned, the counterpart to the high priestess, road. basically the dark side of the high priestess, the knowledge but also the unknown, a dreamy, distorted world that the fool almost gets lost in and can't quite understand, but leads you to clarity. the moon card is confusing and it's all (or at least some) of the high priestess' secrets, finally being revealed to the fool. since road knows everything in the series and has her own world, well. it fits.

the sun - johnny, bc he is pure. need i say more forreal tho, the sun is bright and hopeful and calm and brings the fool peace and happiness and reminds him of the childlike innocence he once had and i'm emotional, okay

judgment - almaaaaaa. mostly i put them here as a "judging the entire order for their sins" type of thing, but i also like the idea of alma being the people rising up and being judged because of their different past lives. iirc, it shows the different forms of the fool, as a man, woman, and child, and. alma. that's alma

the world - nea. the end of the fool's journey (at least, when he's card 0) and a transformed version of the fool. the clueless, happy boy we met at the beginning, but mature and finally understanding the world. i'm not sure nea truly fits the completion and success the world card embodies, but he definitely is endgame and from the looks of it his goal is gonna be the way things go, so. well.

[punkscowardschampions]

Ali & Carly

Ali: Heyo boo Ali: thanks for Rocky wrangling with me today, you're now also his fave so, add that to your tally Carly: its k i had fun Carly: hes a cutie & cool kid Ali: me too Ali: yeah, he's alright, but cocky enough so I ain't telling him Ali: dunno where he gets that from 😏 Carly: ha Carly: yea idk Carly: no clue Ali: i'm sorry Ro was being off btw, I'm working out why but trust it wasn't you, babe Ali: been neglecting her lately, everyone wants a piece of me Ali: hard life Carly: idc its me too Carly: nobody wants a piece but you Ali: I just told you that ain't true, and Rocky is ruthless, he called one of my customers a 'big bum witch' the other day Ali: no tip for me, thanks dickhead Ali: but I want all of you regardless Ali: willing to throw hands Carly: aw Carly: this town is full of big bum witches tho Carly: my ma back for one Carly: but are you willing to use those hands for good too or Ali: awks if that was your Ma, like hey gurl, I think you rock it Ali: your daughter ain't bad either Ali: you know it, IOU 'cos we couldn't make like we were in the backrow of the cinema Carly: unless she been lying about where she at i think youve avoided meeting the in laws again Carly: k cuz you kno i need to collect soon Carly: bored Carly: just back and zoned out so fast Ali: ain't even got exciting stories from their galavanting? fucking rude Ali: at least when we go AWOL we also go wild Ali: make things happen, lads Carly: my ma's good for nothing but hairspray and peroxide Carly: only use if i get beat up again Carly: my da's good for cash tho if you wanna get wild w me Ali: or you wanna single white female me Ali: which would be a disappointing outcome to say the least Ali: can't tonight babe, I've gotta have some sister time Ali: go hard for both of us Carly: k Carly: try not to miss me bad when shes talking about me Ali: oh babe, she will not, and if she does I'll set her straight Ali: gonna let the world know you're my 😇 Carly: whatever her issue shes gotta air it and youre her sister so you gotta hear it Carly: idc shes not gonna hurt me w it Carly: and setting peeps straight is the opposite of how you do, babe Ali: true Ali: idk what issue she could have though, you're a literal ray of sunshine Ali: true again 😏 Ali: ugh, imma miss you Ali: maybe i can sneak out when she's gone to bed, the 'rents too Carly: i miss you now Carly: cant hear my parents say shit Carly: i just wanna talk to you Carly: dont tell me maybe & keep me waiting tho Ali: i will Ali: promise Carly: i dont wanna make trouble for you Carly: w anyone Carly: you can stay w her if you need to stay Ali: You won't Ali: I can do both Ali: be back before first light Ali: even if I'll miss watching the sun rise on your face 😔 Ali: we've got the night, baby Carly: but you kno if ive got you for the whole night youre gonna fall asleep Carly: thats what im good at Carly: feel free to tell your sister thats why you like me ha Carly: fun & tiring its magic Ali: hmm, we'll see who wears who out first, babe Ali: and if I am that husband, then you'll just have to wake me up with morning sex like the good little wifey you are 😘😂 Carly: always bringing that confidence i like it Carly: k but if my parents wake up too you can explain its a duty thing yea i had to like Ali: i like you Ali: for so many reasons and imma show you all of 'em tonight Ali: fuck that Ali: stay out with me, its warm enough Ali: i'll trace all the constellations out with my tongue so you won't ever forget Ali: educational Carly: my ma is asking me what im blushing about Carly: i told her what you said but she's not a believer Carly: support my education bitch Carly: ha Ali: i mean, i'd offer to let her see the benefits for herself but Ali: not gonna win me any brownie points 'cos she won't take me up on it Carly: she dont kno what she's missing but i do Carly: wish you were here Ali: me too Ali: start the party without me babe, i don't mind Carly: too late if you do Carly: gotta get through this reunion some way Ali: they aren't making you watch a slideshow, are they? Ali: fate worse than death Ali: Maybe you could go to Ronan's? Lmao, he's been up in my pussy way too much since he found out about us...didn't think we were THAT loud but ok boy Carly: yea Carly: might do cuz same Carly: but what if i miss you he can really make a night of it when he wants Ali: Nah, I won't let you face that disappointment, babe Ali: my spidey senses will tingle like not on my watch, fuckboy Carly: aw Carly: you gonna come get me? Carly: thats no way to get him out your pussy babe fyi Ali: yeah Ali: I know but I like the idea of showing you off as mine Ali: but no sharing, he only gets to watch and be mad he fucked it up Carly: i like it too Carly: youre hot when youre oneupping fuckboys Carly: i thought i knew how to do it best but k youre flipping the script Ali: as long as i'm besting them i'm doing my job right Ali: gotta keep you on-board Carly: speak of the devil Carly: how he know i was alone & horny Carly: my parents have only gone to the shops its uncanny Ali: know your neighbours but bit stalkerish, pal Ali: i'll text him to fuck off, freak him out Ali: how does she know, ha, two can play this game fucko and I'm more committed Carly: ha Carly: you gotta Carly: hes smoking im gonna bum one see what line he tries to lay on before the text sends Ali: On it Ali: gotta let him know there's a queue to court the princess now and he's at the back, soz Carly: he likes hitting it from the back he wont be put off Carly: im gonna show him some of the hot pics i took of you tho Ali: when is he ever tbf? 🐶👅💦 Carly: true Carly: that fucking cute tho aren't i Ali: you know it babe Carly: hes talking to my da now Carly: kill me Ali: how fucking dare he Ali: knowing he has the upper hand with the man bants Ali: i know how to change a tire too! love me! Carly: if my ma invites him in for tea im out of here Carly: she will think hes hot under the collar for her & bitch thats my groundwork Ali: Run baby run Ali: what kinda moron is he tho Ali: coulda had a private show if you just waited, now its all saturday night telly and flat lager Carly: you kno i have nowhere to go if you dont want me babe Carly: facts Carly: he likes me now he cant have me what a fucking Carly: like i wouldve fucked you but im not getting w you Ali: i do, is this full sos crisis mode though? 'cos i need to be good for a lil while longer yet Ali: such a typical bloke move that Ali: bet he ain't the only boy in ur inbox, not a pun Ali: 'cos he ain't in mine like 🙄 Carly: its k your sister needs you Carly: i can keep walking Carly: loads of other lads on site as well as in my inbox Carly: & they arent trying to say hi to me before we get down to it nevermind my parents Ali: 😾 Carly: why so sad blue eyed boo Ali: i don't like how lads treat you Ali: i'm not jealous, like swear to god, even though i obviously want you all to myself, i get it Ali: but i'm not about how shit they are to you, even if you don't care, they should care to be decent humans Carly: thats not lads its everyone Carly: youre the only one treating me different Carly: they dont know how else to be Carly: made my bed babe Ali: nah Ali: you don't deserve half the shit you get, that's bullshit Ali: and even the rest, people just don't wanna try to understand or be good, heaven forfend they inconvineince themselves for one second, like Carly: if im a slag im a slag i dont get to put conditions on it Carly: if it was a film maybe Carly: but theres no romance coming my way from theres and i dont want it Ali: why can't you just be you? someone who likes fucking, among other things Ali: not romance just like...not being a cunt Ali: idk Ali: pisses me off Carly: cuz you don't run the world even tho you strut it like you do and i love it Ali: not yet, babe Ali: one day, and you can be my right hand woman Carly: yea? Carly: take me w you & ill take you to all your fave places k Ali: k Ali: we'll be fun forever, I promise you Carly: gotta be Ali: you know i like you even when you ain't tho Ali: don't tell Carly: who would i Carly: ronans got enough for his wank bank & nobody else is chatting to me rn Ali: exactly, ruins the illusion and fantasy when they realise i care about you Ali: so unsexy of me Carly: youre sexy to me Carly: idc what they think Ali: good Ali: me either Carly: i like you too you kno Ali: yeah Ali: i had my suspicions Carly: i dont have any subtlety sorry about it Ali: Don't be Ali: I love it Ali: not enough people say what they mean or want, ever Carly: waste Carly: k i wasnt shouting how bad i wanted to kiss you before i did but not cuz i was bothered about me Ali: agreed Ali: sometimes you can't know you want something until you've got it Ali: i get it Carly: you get me Carly: its weird Ali: 🔮 Carly: ha Carly: k what am i thinking now Ali: wouldn't be proper to say Ali: tut tut bad girl Ali: like how you think though Carly: fuck Carly: youre good Ali: 🤷 don't mean to brag but remember that phrase you'll be screaming it later Ali: such a Ronan line, I can't 😂 Carly: but true Carly: not like when he says it Ali: 😍 Carly: what you doing w your sister Carly: gotta live through that cuz bored Ali: Fixing my weave Ali: getting into a white girl dread territory over here Ali: then gonna do some 🔮 forreal Ali: get ready for me to be even more of a know it all baby Carly: cute Carly: tell me my future i got some shit from another neighbor & im waiting for it to kick Carly: hows it gonna treat me Carly: needing a good trip Ali: we'll see who gets the answer first Ali: you got anything for me? Carly: yea Carly: they mystery but i kno you arent scared Carly: & you got me doing a test run rn lying on here on the grass Ali: 🌌 be there before it fades away my space explorer Carly: if you find me at a bad end prob dont take it Ali: is one of the lads trip sitting you Carly: so he reckons but hes drinking so theres no trust Carly: & he gave me it Carly: his game could be me lights out idk Ali: keep texting me, okay babe? Ali: if shit gets too real, tell me and I'll come early Ali: my sis is cool now, she gets what we're doing, she was just confused Carly: aw Carly: youre sweet Carly: you told her you like me Ali: 'course I did Ali: I ain't ashamed Ali: I'm proud Carly: youre gonna make me cry Ali: You're special, Carly Ali: You're gonna see Carly: I just wanna see you tho Ali: Me too Ali: I'm gonna make her some chamomile tea and then I'm coming, yeah? Carly: but thats not fair to her Carly: she's not gonna be a fan of me Ali: I've promised her more time tomorrow Ali: You need me rn Carly: but what if i want you to stay Carly: what are we gonna do then Ali: i'll stay until you're ready for me to go Carly: you mean that? Ali: yes Ali: promise, imma take care of you Carly: but theres nothing in it for you Carly: youve already got me you dont have to Ali: i wanna keep you Ali: and not just selfishly Ali: you gotta stick around, you're too cool to go anywhere, okay Carly: k Carly: im here & if you wanna be im not stopping you Ali: good Ali: i wanna be wherever you are Carly: i kept you pills back the lads didnt want me to but idc about them & you can follow me in now Ali: fuck them Ali: just me and you Carly: yea Carly: ill look after you too Ali: 😇 Ali: i know, i trust you Carly: idk if you should Carly: but i like it Ali: willing to take my chances Ali: you're worth it Carly: thats you Ali: i'm so glad i met you Carly: me too Carly: not that i met me thats weird Carly: you know what i mean Ali: i got you Ali: not high yet 😉 Carly: id seen you around before you guardian angel'd me that night Carly: thats weird too Carly: that i didnt see you how i do now Ali: it is Ali: you were always cute but Ali: idk, i can't claim to have seen this in my crystal ball Carly: thats cuz i wasnt cute i was a state Carly: & youd have more likely seen me sucking ronans dick Carly: look away babe you dont need to have that image in your mind Ali: don't need him reckoning he plays part in any of my fantasies, nah Ali: you can't not be cute, no matter how you try, soz babe Carly: you can't not be so sweet to me can you Ali: dunno Ali: not tried Carly: idk what id do if you did Carly: i got used to it Ali: got no plans to stop Ali: unless you ask me to, like Carly: thats not gonna be what i ask you to do Carly: trust me Ali: you can tell me all about it Ali: 5 minutes, tops Carly: okay

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Carly & Ali

Carly: last nite was good of you Carly: saying thanks cuz i read my text from last nite & it was Carly: I cudnt read it k thats facts Ali: nah, don't mention it, no bitch left behind Ali: plus, I know the cunt doing the ditching, been there, like Ali: was trying to translate but yeah, you were pretty fucked 😂 Ali: how you feeling this am? 💚 Carly: yea? hes not that bad Carly: im a slag like he said tbh Carly: feeling like i had a decent nite all things considered Carly: you? Ali: Gurl, yes he is and no you ain't! Ali: Probably Ali: Who cares if you are, he is, and the rest Ali: I dated him for a bit, so there's no shady, tryna steal your man on the sly going on, don't worry Ali: much the same, my head feels like someone took my eyes out and shoved 'em up my arse, you know? Ali: standard sunday vibes Carly: aw you're sweet but it's no diss on me Carly: like ive cheated on him a few times Carly: but he does it too you're right w that Carly: hes a good fuck when he's not too wasted tho which you kno if you got it too Carly: you're single now tho? Carly: can have him back if you want Ali: Fair play Ali: why not call it open and call it a day? Ali: Probs 'cos he likes fighting as much as he likes fucking Ali: Meh, yeah, was passable, gotta have some reason to keep him around, like Ali: Nah, going out with the girl that drove us back Ali: Remember? Dark hair, angry Carly: yea Carly: you know Carly: shit my bad Carly: she was scary is what i've got in my head Carly: idk my head is sketch cant trust it Ali: That's a fair assessment, I reckon Ali: She wouldn't hate it either so you good 😉 Carly: pretty tho Carly: call it a trade up Ali: Yeah, she's cute Ali: you need any more of the night filling in lemme know, I'll do my best Ali: it was pretty standard though, nothing too wild Carly: no faking it w her cuz shes too drunk Carly: designated driver be like Carly: last i see i was getting with his friend lowkey and he went off about it im blank from then Ali: its a fucking gay crime to ever fake it, no matter what Ali: I can get behind that one tho, not got the time or energy tbh Ali: yeah i think him and his friend then got in a scrap and then they left Ali: bros before hoes mentality hardcore, like idk, have fun jerking each other off then, if that's ur vibe boys Carly: k that sounds legit from what i caught on his socials Carly: didnt upload the circle jerk bless Carly: gay crimes must of been committed Ali: sad face Ali: coulda spat on his back Ali: protip Carly: ill let him know when he texts me later Carly: how did you kno where i live? state of me Carly: sorry to drag you this way Ali: plottwist, i'm a massive stalker with bad intentions Ali: I truly don't know, but I'll tell Lene she should be a cabbie 'cos she managed and I don't think we got any puke in her car Carly: k big lesbian crush on me yea Carly: ioher lots Carly: stealing her girl and wrecking her car in one Ali: Naturally, you cute Ali: I'll give you her number if you like, or just pass along the thanks and soz Carly: awh you're cuter Carly: probs still drunk tho Carly: giving me those kind words Carly: you handle the now ex if you love me Ali: Hahaha, he'd LOVE that Ali: ghosts of gf past Ali: Let me and I'll love you forever Carly: go for it Ali: let's see if I've still got his number Ali: this contact list is a minefield of mistakes but the real embarrassment would be getting them muddled up, fo'shame! Carly: i can give it Carly: used it more recently than you Carly: up there at my top Ali: won't be tellin' him that Ali: don't need the ego boost Ali: but tah Carly: makes it more fun to fuck him over if you praise him first Carly: but maybe thats me Ali: like a shit sandwich Ali: I get it Carly: hungry for anything but that rn Carly: [Sends the number tho] Ali: wanna come for brunch Ali: now you are newly gay Ali: that's what they do, fucking sex in the city up in dis bitch Carly: yea? weird Carly: not what i thought Carly: awh first date tho Ali: forreal, even the butch ones, don't let 'em fool you, its all fancy fucking eggs and screwdrivers by 11am Ali: you call 'em mimosas tho, gotta pretend you're being classy Carly: wtf is a screwdriver Ali: Babe! Ali: Vodka and orange juice Carly: i call it that Carly: gays and their labels Ali: save it for the rant sesh honey Ali: love you talking about how men ain't shit as well Carly: thats the ones i fuck Carly: cant be bringing no poshos to a caravan Ali: Posh boys are only good for the money anyway, I'm sure Ali: not finding any in 24 like regardless Carly: not gonna find out if they do drive by now im a lesbian wife Carly: sorry lads Ali: they had their chance Ali: unlucky boys Carly: should prob tell me your name again if im taking it Ali: Ruins the mystery a bit but alright Ali: Its Ali Ali: Ali McKenna if we're being formal Carly: k you've got the hot brothers Carly: makes sense Ali: 🤔 Ali: I think you're thinking of someone else, babe Carly: not trying to have our first fight but you coulda told me before we got hitched, bitch Carly: you're still hot tho don't be sad Ali: so you could run off with one of my brothers? i think not Ali: unless you meant Tommy 'cos he's very single but that's unlikely because he's never here Ali: stuck with me for now, hoe 😘 Carly: a slag like me could do worse Carly: has Ali: bitch, same Ali: we can compare notes, see how many regrets we got in common Carly: yea Carly: doing it Ali: Good, save it for brunch 'cos I'm coming forreal Ali: we don't have to deal with a gaggle of gossiping gays tho, bring you a maccies breakfast? Carly: k Carly: be fun Carly: you are from what i remember Ali: I like that Ali: No bullshit Ali: Imma start all interactions like be fun please or I'm out Ali: ✌ bringing the fun and the bacon babe Carly: you're not bringing your gf are you Ali: Nah, how awkward, meet the missus, honey Carly: like there's usually a lad in my trio sorry Carly: still learning this lesbian life Ali: oh, are you bi legit? Ali: she's way too jealous for threesomes, you're good Carly: nah i just know what lads want Ali: Oh gurl Ali: that's why Lene ain't coming Ali: the lecture you're avoiding Carly: idc Carly: youre my wife now bitch Ali: 💍💍 Ali: Productive morning, if I do say so myself Ali: and we're hanging, fuck with us Carly: good influence of you cuz i havent done fuck all this week Ali: Hard work being a bi icon, babe Ali: wait 'til I get you on the yoga hype Carly: wtf Carly: is that a joke Ali: nah, I've already done half an hour this morning Carly: bitch i had my fingers crossed you mistyped yogurt Carly: i love you but its a no Ali: 😂 lets be really into yogurt, not fancy stuff, like fucking froobs Carly: phallic Carly: slurping on my dick shaped yogurt Ali: exactly Ali: what do men love more than a representation of their genitals shoved in your mouth? nothing, is the answer, bar the real thing Ali: so seductive Carly: they don't like food in bed tho, but maybe thats my technique Carly: thinking you could use whatever Carly: k just gonna dump this curry out yea bear with Ali: spicy Ali: imagine the yeast infection you'd get from a fromage frais Carly: like sorry but if i can handle cum in my eye you can deal with some saag aloo boy Carly: googling those symptoms would be a laff tho Ali: ugh, now i want indian Carly: date 2, babe Ali: 😍 Ali: this is all moving so fast Ali: 'bout it Carly: thats all i kno about lesbians k Ali: Its so true Ali: Can confirm Carly: is your gf gonna be mad that im flirting with you Carly: cuz im scrappy but she's scary Ali: 😂 Ali: Probably but when I tell her you're straight she'll have to chill Ali: yeah, we're married BUT SHE'S STRAIGHT, BABE Carly: can't tell her how many girls ive fucked cuz i dont remember Carly: convenient Ali: Best keep that on the DL, yeah Ali: like your blatant gay feelings for me Carly: k Carly: been a secret before no big Ali: Awh babe, ain't nothing dirty about this Ali: I shall tell the world Carly: you're sweet Ali: Probably not if you still wanna be getting that D but you know, noblest intentions, like Carly: im over it Carly: go off Ali: when your pussy's the cure Ali: how can I be humble now? 😏 Carly: dont be Carly: proud slags who fucking love froobs Carly: its a mood Ali: that is a whole ass mood Ali: put it on a t-shirt, babe Carly: earn some bread for my table Ali: solid business plan Ali: we can't be the only ones Carly: independent women who don't need no dick Carly: anymore Ali: hell yeah! Ali: unless that dick wanna pay the bills, in which case we'll let 'em Ali: so we can get more froobs Carly: point Ali: oh no, someone put a pic of Molly Briggs vomming on Insta Ali: 1. gross 2. who hasn't been there, poor bitch Carly: sad Carly: hope she's alright Ali: I'd ask but don't really know her and her phone must already be blowing up Ali: plus she threw a netball right in my face once and I don't forget, bitch Ali: jk, I'll just report the pic 😂 Carly: they all call me a whore cba to keep track of which mollys or other bitches Ali: She is a bit of a bitch, ain't gonna sugarcoat it so probably Ali: not saying Karmas real but posted on that friggin' TallaghtSlags page so 🤷 Ali: grab a froob, darling Carly: her name makes me wanna party with her dad but thats as far as im fucking with that family Carly: or mum i dont know who picked it like Ali: Init, proper old skool ravers, obvs Ali: think I'm out of eccies, sadly Ali: last night depleted me Carly: Watch me call my son Bennie cos I got anxiety, baby Ali: Cute tho, whole medicine cabinet of babies Carly: why not im married now Ali: We'll get on that, date 3, like Carly: where you taking me? Ali: up the wheyyyyyyyyyy Ali: well, we had brunch, indian, obvs we're fat bitches Ali: get on that chinese buffet life Carly: you can get on your yoga mat tho Carly: im fucked Carly: letting myself go so soon my bad Ali: Please, you're perfect Ali: I'll have all the kids if you want Carly: blushing is what i am Carly: how many you want? Ali: how many people names are there for drugs? molly bennie mandy charlie umm Ali: and our preachy child, frank Carly: ha Carly: tina that's one Ali: Ooh, yes, a gay icon Carly: billy, bud our weak child, cosmic kelly who's gonna have to style that out Ali: oh kelly, I hope you have the personality to match or we've really fucked you over there, soz babe Carly: can't forget dimitri, lucy or mandy Carly: sweet sweet mary joy Ali: My fanny hurts just thinking about it Carly: christine and tina are obvs twins thats a relief Carly: how manys that? Ali: 13 Ali: Unlucky for some but my actual lucky number! Ali: Fated Carly: ha Carly: it's love and keeps being proven Ali: can't fight what's clearly so right Carly: true Ali: you want a milkshake Ali: i'm having one Carly: yea Carly: strawberry Ali: 'cos u so sweet 💚 Carly: awww Ali: I shall be right there, with brunch fit for a pair of proud slags Carly: k Carly: my parents arent here no need to break the news of wedded bliss Ali: Would be a weird first impression but I could rock it Ali: new fave in-law? I think so Carly: yea Carly: cant fight fate like Carly: been said Ali: forreal, catch me outside if you got something to say, lads Ali: alone time with the bae is always good tho Carly: you kno Carly: love you bitch Ali: love ya 😘

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Buster & Rio

Buster: Back in the 24 yet? Rio: Not quite Rio: Working out if there's a way to get the fundz without getting the 'rents in on the drama Buster: I'll spot you flight money Buster: My boy'll be gutted like, making me ask 'cause he's ready for round 2 Rio: Not for free you won't Rio: What you after? Rio: Ick, no thanks, break the news gently for me? or not Buster: Course Buster: I like the idea of you owing me one, that's all Rio: Ha, well I don't! Buster: Suit yourself Buster: Make your own way home then Rio: That's the plan Rio: Might hang about, just to annoy you, like Buster: You ain't that special, babe Rio: Yeah right Rio: Don't need to tell me, remember Buster: Yeah you got told good and proper last night, like Buster: Unlucky Rio: Yeah that makes sense Rio: don't wanna share me 'cos he ain't bothered, ok Buster: It does when you're only got the one brain cell Buster: Pick better if you want coherent shade thrown at you Rio: Says you Rio: you're out here not picking at all, what do you know? Buster: Plenty Buster: More than you if last night's anything to go by as well Rio: You never seen a domestic? Rio: Not the end of the world, or mine, trust Buster: Says you Buster: Have fun being stranded in my ends Buster: He did you a favor there Rio: Its Chelsea not Chi town Rio: so dramatic Rio: maybe I will Buster: You love it Buster: Up on your socials cause there's no crying in the club Rio: No tears left to cry Rio: Only his Rio: I'm not arsed, McKenna Rio: past his sell by date Buster: Onto the next. I hear you Buster: You could've done better than James but like you said, not arsed Buster: Not a night to be picky like Rio: You've got no room to chat there Rio: but exactly, not like I'm planning on bae-ing him up Rio: Needs must, right? Buster: Yeah Buster: Buy your own bling, his taste is shit Rio: Sly dig? Buster: No, like he literally had his last girl dripping in fakes Rio: Even if it was designer that would be gross Buster: needs must Rio: No, if you can't afford it yourself, you shouldn't be rocking it Rio: Sad Buster: Don't need to tell me Buster: He's a sad case. His ex too Rio: Back at ya Rio: I've got eyes Rio: More depression than the 30s round here Buster: Just think, if you took my money you'd be miles away Rio: I don't like owing people Rio: Especially not you Buster: More fool you Buster: I'll leave you to the delights of this postcode then, shall I? Rio: Not going to even offer a tour, rude Buster: You ain't no tourist Rio: Yeah well, I'm bored Rio: oh my god Rio: did you give him my number?! Buster: Do you think I'm a fucking amateur Buster: Course not Buster: You might not wanna be in my debt but he'll be begging before day's end Rio: Surely I didn't, eurgh Rio: Either that or he's a hacker on the low Rio: Brilliant, why are all your friends so letchy Buster: Beats me Buster: Hang on, I'll have a word Rio: Well that will look suspect Buster: I've had to warn him Nance before now, not gonna bat an eyelid about me doing it for my cousin like Buster: Sorted Buster: You're welcome, babe Rio: Not a master of reading cues then Rio: That doesn't count as a favour Rio: trying to make it 2-0, I see you Rio: but thanks Buster: Fuck off that one's free Buster: No means no Rio: Encouraging to know you've got that bit down pat Buster: Nice to know you thought I didn't Rio: You're surprised? Rio: You know the vibes you put out Buster: I ain't never got with a girl who was any less than enthusiastic Rio: Only got your word on that Buster: Fuck you Buster: That's all you should need on that Buster: I dunno what kind of lads you hang with but that ain't me Rio: Don't be so touchy Rio: That's what bragging sounds like Rio: compensating for something Buster: Whatever Rio: Ugh Rio: Sensitive this morning Buster: You know where the door is, babe Rio: Barred 'til I got the funds Rio: but I'm going to get breakfast Buster: Splashing cash you ain't got? Buster: Nice one Rio: I got enough for a sandwich calm down Rio: at least my moneys my own Buster: Here we fucking go Buster: Wondered how long it'd take you Rio: Its true Rio: I work Buster: And I study. So what? Rio: So what, you're trying to buy me off with your rents money Rio: Get a clue Buster: I'm offering to help you with money we can afford to let you have Buster: Christ Rio: Ain't yours to offer Rio: or claim like you earnt it Buster: You want me to wake my mum and dad so they can do it? Buster: Fucking hell Rio: Exactly why I'm not taking it Buster: Forget I fucking said it Buster: Jesus Rio: You get really arsey when you get called out Rio: too used to your trust fund friends Buster: I get really pissed off when I try and help someone out and they throw it back in my face for no reason Buster: Like I said, forget it Rio: 'Cos you're used to buying everyone off Rio: Lame Rio: and I didn't ask for your help Buster: You don't have to. You're family Buster: But fuck you then Rio: Sell it how you like Buster: Chat what you like Rio: I will thanks Buster: Go for your life Buster: I got nothing to add Buster: You know where I am if you change your mind Rio: don't tell your parents, alright Rio: and you ain't seen me if mine ask Buster: I'm not a snitch Rio: not meant to be here, deffo not with him Rio: one problem solved, you're welcome, guy Buster: Like I said, they're not hearing it from me Rio: Cheers Buster: See you whenever then Rio: You said your parents aren't up? Buster: Not yet Buster: They didn't get back until after me last night Rio: Dirty stopouts Rio: I need a shower Rio: distract 'em if they get up? Buster: What's in it for me? Rio: I don't know Rio: What do you want? Buster: Not to have to talk to my parents Buster: You're gonna have to make it worth my while somehow Rio: Fine Rio: Work out the fine print later Rio: deal? Buster: Yeah Rio: I'm good for my word ask anybody but I ain't going back to whatshisface or hitting someone else up just to get clean like Buster: Come on then Rio: I am Rio: Gotta google maps this shit, I dunno where I am Buster: I take it back, you are a tourist Rio: Oh, like I've been here so much Rio: if you recall, had to make a quick getaway this morning Rio: I got you, 10 minutes or so Buster: Ready when you are Buster: Rents still sleeping sound Rio: That'll be my 🍀 Buster: Jinx yourself if you like Rio: Since when have you been Mr Caution? Buster: Since I'm putting myself out for you Buster: With no reward yet Rio: I'm thinking and walking, God Rio: and they're not THAT bad Buster: Says you Buster: What do you know about it? Rio: Its not like I haven't met them, Buster Buster: And? Buster: You said yourself you never come here Rio: Alright, why are they so bad then? Buster: Why do you wanna get into it? Buster: Not had enough drama like Rio: I don't know Rio: Seemed like you wanted to talk about it Buster: Well I don't Buster: Don't wanna chat to you as standard I'm not trying to get personal with it Rio: Whatever Rio: There's your favour sorted then Buster: Bullshit Buster: You're not getting off that easy Rio: Worth a shot Rio: You could be more helpful, this is worse than a secret santa Buster: Yeah I could Rio: Prick Rio: Don't blame me when you get something you don't want then Buster: I'm basically counting on it, no worries Rio: Masochist Rio: Why would you not want something worth it Buster: I'm waiting to see what you think I'll think is worth it Buster: It'll be hilarious Rio: Ugh Rio: now I'm not even going to try Buster: Thought you didn't have to try? Rio: That's different Buster: Course Buster: Not a cop out at all Rio: Well, you're not inspiring my generosity here Rio: have to wait and see Buster: Face it, Cavante, you don't know everything Rio: You think you're that unpredictable? Buster: Clearly 'cause you're that stumped Rio: Nu-uh! Rio: Gotta give me time to source it Rio: not throwing cash at you like someone would Buster: If you're thinking drugs don't bother Buster: I can get my own Rio: I'm not Rio: Degenerate Buster: Middle-aged mum Rio: Fuck off Buster: You're coming to me, I ain't coming to you Rio: For your shower Rio: not for you Buster: Still need my help though Rio: Nah, I can soap myself up Rio: Don't try and lord it over me now, we got a deal Buster: Don't have to try Rio: No you're not allowed Rio: check the fine print Buster: I ain't signed nothing, babe Rio: Oral contract Buster: Says you Rio: Fine then I'm free too Rio: Can't have it both ways, boy Buster: Whatever Buster: Bored now Rio: Can't blame me Rio: no round 2 for you this morning? Buster: I wouldn't be talking to you if I had anything better to do Rio: Doesn't really answer the question Rio: not with your taste Buster: You're one to talk Rio: What, he was hot Rio: you wanna talk middle aged mums forreal Buster: James ain't Rio: No but he doesn't count Rio: I had to Buster: You can't say shit to me then Rio: You trying to say you have to sleep with generic vanilla bitches? Buster: Unless you're offering to find me a girl who ain't Rio: Big ask Rio: See what I can do Buster: That gonna be your favor like? Buster: Good luck Rio: Tried dating outside of the W/SW postcodes? Rio: Or a black girl Rio: just not white Rio: Expand your horizons Buster: How many times are you gonna make me try in one convo? Rio: You gotta if you want to fuck someone half way decent Rio: not going to fling themselves at your feet like the basics, duh Buster: Never said I wanted to, that was all you getting invested Rio: Have fun with mediocre and less than then? Rio: Strange boy Buster: Cheers Rio: What's the matter? Rio: Scared you won't get nowhere when its not fish in a barrel? Rio: Interesting Buster: Not looking to put effort in where I don't need to Rio: You may as well stay at home with your hand if that's true Rio: what's less effort than that? Buster: Girls throwing themselves at me Buster: Doing all the work Rio: Clearly not all of it Rio: You wouldn't be so fucking moody if they were Buster: Moody? You're hilarious Rio: What else would you call it? You're not fucking prince charming, you know Buster: Why should I give you my best? Buster: I've told you before you ain't that special Buster: Take it in Rio: What about your sister, hmm Rio: WHO are you giving your best to? Rio: Not the basic bitches, clearly Rio: Think on Buster: What do you care? Buster: Nothing to do with you like Rio: I care about Nance, like Rio: Its family, like you said, don't need reason more than that Buster: How we are is between me and her Buster: She can come crying to you all she wants, don't make it about you Rio: I'm not making it about me, dipshit Buster: Stop trying to get in the middle then Rio: Sort it out then Rio: If you were doing a better job I wouldn't need to Buster: You're the only one who wants it sorted Buster: Me and Nance know where we stand Rio: Latter might be right but the former isn't Rio: She's not going to tell you herself 'cos you'll just be a twat about it Rio: but she does want things to be different, I know Buster: No, she wants me to be different Buster: Ain't happening Rio: You're planning to stay an annoying 17 year old forever, yeah? Rio: Cool Rio: She knows who you are, Buster, that's a cop-out Buster: She wants me to go back to being the kid I was Buster: No can do Rio: Alright Rio: You'll work it out Rio: I'm here Rio: Let me in Buster: On it Buster: Finally Rio: Not my fault you kept yabbering Rio: I only went wrong once Buster: It's your own fault you never shut up Buster: Be quiet now at least, yeah? Rio: Pot kettle Rio: Not gonna sing in the shower whilst sneaking am I Rio: Whaddya take me for Buster: I don't need to answer that Buster: You already know Rio: Fair, I don't need to be insulted further Buster: You don't wanna Buster: It might do you good Rio: If that'll cheer you up, feel free to go for it whilst I shower Rio: BRB Buster: CBA Buster: Sooner I stop chatting, sooner you will Rio: Done and done Rio: Like I was never here Buster: See you around then Rio: Toodles Buster: Let me know if you ever make it home Rio: Such a drama queen Rio: think my Ma would be on the blower if I never came back like Buster: Not to me Rio: No but assumedly you talk to your parents on occasion Rio: catch me on the evening news, hope they pick a decent photo Buster: You and your ex probably Buster: Assuming he snatched you Rio: Awkward when he comes back empty-handed Rio: left me in a ditch somewhere Buster: Wouldn't be the weirdest place anyone in our fam has woken up after a night out Rio: No less embarrassing than some kid in Chelsea's gaff Rio: I'll take it, Curtis will be freed when I turn up not dead, its chill Buster: You should've just come to ours Buster: Brought it on yourself Rio: I hope I do get murdered now Rio: just so you can be quoted as saying I was 'asking for it' Rio: yeah 'cos you'd have loved that, ruining your evening Buster: Not likely. The house is big enough you don't have to see me or I you Buster: You could've taken Nancy's room. Not like she's using it Rio: Well at the time he seemed a more tempting idea Rio: we've all made that mistake, yeah? Buster: Yeah Rio: Shit night all in all, eh? Buster: Reckon we've both had better Buster: You want some coffee or whatever before you go? Rio: Alright Rio: How dead are your rents, can I come down and get it or should I stay where I am Buster: I'll bring it Buster: Unless you want to sneak back out and we can go pick some up? Rio: Yeah, don't think I've ever had a cup of coffee made by you, might not be the day to risk it Rio: Hmm Rio: Do you think I'll fit into anything of Nancy's/is that really cheeky Rio: She's bloody tall Buster: Fuck off. The machine's epic. Loud though Buster: There's enough shit she's left here to choose from, bound to make something work Buster: I might have stuff girls have left here but I have no clue if it'd make a full outfit like Rio: I'll be sure to sample it another time I'm not playing fugitive then Rio: I doubt the lost and found in your room is gonna be much better than what I had on Rio: Gimme a sec, meet you outside Buster: Fair Buster: Take your time in that maze of a wardrobe like Rio: Has she got any clothes in Dubo like? Madness Buster: Even more I reckon Buster: I thought lesbian's weren't meant to give a shit Rio: Shame about size and different taste or I could be tapping that shit up Rio: She's lipstick, not butch Buster: Don't get me started on the make up in her bathroom. Christ Buster: I swear some girls get with me just to raid it Rio: I mean Rio: cheaper than MAC Rio: but you said it that time, not me Buster: Letting you know so you've got no excuses Buster: I've got a rep, can't be walking around with you looking a state Rio: Charming Rio: I'll do my best, lily-white foundation ain't gonna cut it though so you'll have to deal Buster: I'll do my best Rio: Don't worry, if anyone ask, you don't know me Rio: separate tables, the whole shebang Buster: Well yeah, if you're gonna hold up the place to get your cash I want no part in it Buster: Fucking up my chances of being a shit hot lawyer before I've started Rio: Heaven forfend Rio: Not even gonna fight my case when you finally pass the bar? Buster: Might do Buster: Family rates like Rio: I can't rob another Starbucks to pay you Rio: not logical Buster: We'll work something out Rio: Add it to the IOU pile Buster: Course Buster: You ready yet? Rio: Was you insisting on a full face of slap Rio: I don't usually bother but you asked Buster: Shouldn't bother on my account Buster: Not even gonna get a good view when you put your balaclava on Rio: I had to, just to be petty and keep you waiting, like Rio: at least my eyes will look killer Rio: red lip too obvious though? hmm Rio: decisions decisions Buster: You always look good Rio: What was that? An actual compliment? Rio: Who are you and what have you done with Buster McKenna? Buster: Shut up Buster: I'm just saying Rio: Lips zipped and glossed Buster: Come on then, I look well suss standing here Rio: Neighbours curtain twitching are they? Ha, wait 'til I come out then Rio: At least I've got respectable girl clothes on or we're busted before we even get there Buster: Just don't open your mouth and they'll never know you ain't that respectable girl like Rio: Oi! Rio: Accent or content shade? Either way, fucking cheek Buster: Your accent's nice. It's a shame bout the rest of you though, ain't it? Rio: I'm a delight and you know it Buster: Yeah course Rio: Right, lets go Buster: Finally