#does this happen to yog

[le-gay-potato]

do u ever yap into the darkness and end up with a bf cause i sure did and im so confused

[ohmyplasticstars]

QUACHIL UTTAUS HEADCANONS

First time ever drawing quachill, she's actually a lot of easier to draw than I thought which is probably what kept me from drawing her in the first place

I think it'd be really stinkin cute if Quachill had more bat parts to her

To reference yog, cuz technically she's a biblically accurate angel which references her mom Ishtar is a goddess, and she wears jewellery similar to her mom's

So it'd be neat if she had some goofy bat features

She has bat legs and smol bat wings she's silly

While I don't think Yog has bat legs because he's a vampire

I like to think when quachil was being born genetics got freaky, because Ishtar goddess of the pests and creatures and Yog is a Vampire with a bat form

So quachill came out lookin like a creature

Ishtar told Yog to get freaky with her in bat form trust 🗣️🗣️🗣️/j

So the vampire genes came out funny on quachill she has bat legs, wings, and long stringy fingers to match her batty toes

Yeah I made the hems of her skirt and ends sleeves look like bat wings too

She's a lovely kid

Lamprey ahh, she only opens her mouth to eat, people? Maybe probably yeah they eat people

She can talk telepathically without opening her mouth tho, it sounds echoey and grand to humans

But to the astrals she just has a regular kid tone, still says whatever too fr

Head canons: she likes cheezits, and she wrecks misfortune and disaster on earth, she's a thrones angel and angel of misfortunes

She acts all high and mighty around humans and tries to speak fancy (since astrals see humans as lesser, yes they all act high and mighty around humans and then just become goofy as hell when among themselves

except dagda he's like the cheshire cat, and abdicus doesn't speak with people much but if he does he goes into a psychotic ramble but otherwise he's basically a feral human

Also yeah he's also human but he matches the astral freak so no one touches him 💀 except zoth yk yk)

But really to the astrals she's just a little guy

Yog doesn't exactly support it, but he looks Sus and sissy when teaching quachil this so he doesn't exactly bother

I like to think the astrals are all ridiculously powerful to different levels and quachil being an angel she has big potential

Like my friends and I had a head canon that quachil plays with meteors 💀

She's the reason why meteor showers happen guys

[rkart221]

Lyf's metamorphosis

This is an unstructured rant!! TW for lots of gore and unpleasant imagery

I think Lyf goes through a metamorphosis. While he survives the Bifrost and escapes the Yggdrasil system, he's hardly unscathed. Seeing the effects of the great old ones and directly staring into the eyes of Yog-Sothoth changes him in a way I think about often. I think he very much could've died, though due to the nature of his survival and the fact he is now rapidly travelling through the cosmos, with the knowledge of the great old ones, they keep him alive. He's insistently their unknowing vessel, subconsciously spreading their powers further and further into the galaxy. Anyway onto his metamorphosis. It starts off small. Mild headaches and aches of the body as his cells and skin struggle to compute with the sudden environment shift that happened on Midgard. Pains that only grow. I like to think being around him gives people headaches too. A sort of unexplainable crawl of the skin, an itch that doesn't go away. Taking inspiration from the Dunwich horror I like to imagine animals start to resent him, dogs growing aggressive in fear, rats and other urban animals fleeing weeks before he arrives. People start to associate him with the dread inducing call of a Whippoorwill.

After he leaves people tend to feel ill, falling sick, feeling like their insides are melting. Depending on how long they were around him it ranges from a mild headache to multiple organs shutting off as the aroma of his presence melts the body from the inside out. No matter what Lyf does he cannot stop what he causes, instead opting to keep travelling, only continuing the great old one's plan. Now on to his body. The headaches are constant, though sometimes they're weaker than other days, allowing him to think. Other days they're so bad he fears his brain will explode. Cracks start to form, his skin rotting and starting to fall off. Bald patches in his hair grow as the skin grows weaker. There's an unbearable itch beneath his skin that he's never able to get rid of no matter how hard he scratches. His bones ache, body sweats with thickening pale mucus, obviously he's sick, throwing up rather a lot. His sick is black and has the residue of oil, staining whatever surface it touches. Perhaps by occasion, eyes glance back, hidden in the inky black mucus.

Additionally taking inspiration from Wilbur Whatley, he gets the whole tendrils in the stomach thing. I like to think he binds them to still appear somewhat normal.

Whenever he gets cut or hurt by any nature it's healed. Despite his body rapidly trying to die he cannot, the old ones will not let him. The rotting is a reflection of his body unable to keep up with his mind. If he were to get a deep cut black tendrils would morph out of his skin, wrapping it air tight. Over the next few days it'll remain, slowly melting away his skin, bones, veins as it rebuilds whatever is hurt back from square one. If someone were to somehow get it away from his skin then they'd be met with a strong acid and a significant lack of skin underneath.

Anyway I wanna slowly explain all my Lyf lore because theres alot!! I think I'll just do unstructured rant posts like this, doubt anyone will care much but if anything it's useful to have all my information together :)!!!

[katrinasis]

THE PAST MAX CONSPIRACY: OR, HOW PAST MAX IS THE REAL VILLAIN OF THE DEVIL'S PLAYHOUSE

THE THEORY:

The Eyes of Yog-Saggoth, the first toy Max obtains, is not native to the timeline we see in game- it's native to the alternate timeline Past Max comes from. Past Max placed that toy into the alley on purpose so that he could ensure Max would unlock the Gift, not Sam. This was so that a) Sam would never unlock the Gift and therefore never turn into a monster, and b) Max would be the one who dies, giving Past Max the perfect opportunity to appear when Sam would be at his lowest and slide neatly into Max's place. The real puppetmaster of TDPH is Past Max, who orchestrated Max's death so that he could replace him and once again get to be with Sam.

THE EVIDENCE:

In the original "good" timeline we see at the beginning of 301, we do not have the Eyes and neither does Skunkape seem to, considering he is caught completely off guard by your plan. Timelines in this game are open to manipulation, but do not seem to change on their own; such as how Skunkape only starts winning when he actively attempts to change the future or when you save Flint Paper by first witnessing his death and then giving him a hard hat. Therefore, the fact that the Eyes of Yog-Saggoth are in the alley at all must be some sort of change made to the timeline- but by who?

Thanks to the new Nutrispecs puzzle, we know that Past Max was actually in the timeline long before we actually see him appear in 305. This raises the question: why didn't he ever try and help us? We know that alt!305 went somewhat similarly to prime 305 considering the photographs, so why did Past Max never try and warn Sam about the fact that his little buddy was going to explode in a week, even when he could be reasonably sure that this would happen? Simple: He didn't want to, because he was counting on Max biting it all along. This also makes the end of the game feel a lot more devious in retrospect, with Past Max acting like he just so happened to run into Sam when really he's probably been watching us the whole time. He knew we would find the keypad, after all.

Speaking of the keypad, even when Past Max has the opportunity to warn us about what's to come, he doesn't. Interestingly enough, the note in the keypad is also only addressed to Sam- "These cracked you up."

The fact that Past Max is the one to point us towards where the Nutrispecs are hiding seems to imply that the Nutrispecs are from his timeline, not ours. Since he likely brought at least one toy with him when he arrived in the main timeline, it's not outside the realm of possibility that he might have brought more with him. The Eyes of Yog-Saggoth, which we know weren't supposed to be there, may very well have been brought into the timeline by Past Max.

The song that plays when you look at the keypad is strangely ominous and melancholic. Not really a piece of evidence, but interesting nonetheless.

THE CONCLUSION:

We're never going to get a clear answer for this anyway, so I will choose to believe this until Skunkape Games personally sends me a formal rebuke and a letter of excommunication.

[double--hh]

*Ascends from hell with more headcanons*

-Zoth has Kool Aid in his apartment...WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T DRINK THE KOOL AID IT'S BEEN DRUGED AND YOU'LL PROBABLY WAKE UP IN ZOTH'S BED-

-The Astral Circle residents have human forms, the kicker? Their human forms look like their respective arcade variant with a few changes. The result: Xezbet getting Roman's leg to his nads because he thought he was a doppel.

-Yan and Afton's friendship started by Afton accidently summoning the princess of death herself. Yan decided to show some mercy to Afton by asking for a last request. Afton asked what would happen if they teleported bread. Then came Yan's "He's just like me fr" moment.

-Yog has a lisp. "Yes" for him becomes "Yesh"

-Teutates is currently on a beach in Honolulu until I think of more headcanons for him. That's my excuse for not drawing him.

-Exael and Dagda are the resident punching bags

-Robertsky is a weirdness magnet

-When the doppels started rolling in, Roman saw it as a double-edge sword. On the plus side: Free crowd control (He hates people). On the down side: He stuck in LA surrounded by dumbasses.

-God does not exist in the TNMN universe...Because Alf killed him and got his nightmare counterpart to help him stuff God under the floorboards of the astral circle

-The apartment's name is "Mockabel Apartments" is it takes place in GLORIOUS L.A. But other than the obvious problems, Mockabel is a fine place...Okay I lied to you: Some residents are more than happy to deal with the doppels while the D.D.D just sits there, the laws of reality are on their lunch break, almost everyone there either has a problem or is the problem and Henry puked in the corner from anxiety before the new doorman and/or doorwoman were forced into the role of unwilling human meat shields...BUT OTHER THAN THAT, IT'S PEACHY KEEN /j

SAY NO MORE <3

NO GOD IS GONNA GET IN BETWEEN ME AND THE WORM ("you couldn't waterboard this out of me" silence)

Shout out to Alf killing god, he'll be his own lawyer when he dies ToT

Roman would absolutely LOVE Tool and SOAD with his hatred for LA (I could've added Mesmerize by SOAD too but Toxicity came to me first)

[roseofhybrids]

Murder Drones Godhood AU link hub

The concept Some 1500 years after Copper 9 was saved, worker drones have inherited the planet. The story of how the planet was saved from absolute destruction has been passed down from generation to generation. As their story was retold, the heroes of that day became deified and are now worshiped as the saviors of worker drone kind. Of course, after 100's of years of rumors and telephone, some details of their stories have been embellished Luckily, thanks to the healing properties of the Absolute Solver, those three drones are still alive after all this time! And they're more than happy to share what really happened all those centuries ago

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Currently, this AU mostly consists of world building what Copper 9 and its society would look like with living gods and a few hundred years of progress

--------------------------------------------- Concept art N --------------------------------------------- Assorted Ramblings The drones are old, and J runs a cult Knitting and dingo chess What would you do with 1500 years to kill? Longevity and holy quests Yog sothoth paintings Who's still alive anyway? Old Khan sleep walks Does god have to pay taxes? The devil is god's tail Copper 9 demon Christmas Advice from a ghost Name trends and J's many arrests --------------------------------------------- MD godhood au tag

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

WTF is happening?!

Wait! "The Dreamlands is a lawless waste without him." Is Yellow actually rest of the King? Is that why it was killing Larson or is Larson just a weak little bitch compared to Arthur? Kayne did say that anyone else would have popped from that much power. But more importantly, how can Kayne do this?! And why for that matter?

No! I liked the Butcher! WTF Kayne?!

Hold on, I gotta google something... Nyarlathotep? Okay, what does the wiki say?

Ah... okay, so that definitely fits better than my theory of Yog-Sothoth, though it's less funny than the thought of a dad fucking over his son for absolutely no reason.

Why does this man care so much about Arthur?!

Wait, fuck, I guess this post is just a live blog now but dude, so much is happening! Yellow and Larson were sent to the Dreamlands, the Butcher is dead, the Detective might be in Spain, and now Kayne wants to have a chat?! I'm smiling this too much, this is the most fun I've ever had with an audio drama, this is ridiculous!

"I have such wonders to show you." I've seen that line in fanart before and it's ominous as hell.

I don't know if I've properly sang this series praise enough but this podcast is wild and I love it!

[generalissimomayhem]

(oh god I gotta tag these mfers again don't I?)

Uuuuuhhhh pretty self explainatory board but I do got l o r e to share:

USED TO BE HUMAN (AND HOW THEY BECAME WHAT THEY ARE NOW)

-Abducius and Exael share a relatively similar story of origin (almost the same as Pinhead, the character that Exael was based of). Unlike Abducius, Exael never came to terms or a developed a sense of enjoyment over what happened to him and what he does for a living.

-Izanami was the camarographer of a modeling agency. She used to be constantly abused by her peers due to her appearence. Was the victim of an accidental death. One day they went too far with their tasteless pranks and while these people didn't kill her immediately, she did die from he injuries and so she swore she would get them and make them look as ugly as they considered her.

-Yog used to be a normal, regular child with a human mother. That was until her mother was brutalized by a vampire. The vampire, seeing the child, decided to spare him by turning him into one of his kind. Of course, Yog doesn't remember any of this as he was just in that age of barely being able to speak. He has these mysterious glimpses and memories that he finds no explanation for.

-Lilith and Nyogtha were victims of murder by horde for different reasons. Nyogtha, was killed under suspicion of witchcraft/voodoo, she didn't only get killed but also got cut in many parts. To add insult to injury, her corpse got robbed by a scientist and was revived through unethical methods (as if exhuming and stealing her body wasn't bad enough), turning her into a flesh golem. Lilith does come from a lineage of witches, her mom is one. After being swindled and left in disgrace by an ex, she set herself on her mind to hex the guy (but didn't quite bring herself to do it). The guy started to experience bad luck and blamed it on Lilith. One day, while visiting her mother, along with Anazareth (they were already living in the apartment) a furious crowd came for her and her mother and the two got killed while Anazareth was out buying something. Anazareth, as a last resource, came to Yog and asked him to turn her into a vampire, which worked and now Lilith is a vampiress witch.

-Drugia used to be human a very, VERY long time ago, she was interested in the oniric world and the human mind, an intellectual that secretly feasted on these topics (secretly, because god forbid she, a lower class woman was ever literate). Eventually, she created a method that could allow her to really get into this metaphysical dream world, and it worked! It worked too well... She doesn't even remember when she started or stopped being a human, but that doesn't matter anymore, she trascended her body/humanity and was out of bounds with the human world, she could do whatever.

IMITATES HUMANS

Ah Puch has a very human looking body, but then you realize that he is more solid and way more heavy than a human, this is why he's such brickwall. It doesn't affect him, more than it, it helps him with his job.

Teutates, aside from his sharp teeth, green-ish skin and generally reptiloid appearence he has a very normal human anatomy, at least externally.

Yan Luo can adopt almost any shape that she wants, but she sticks to the usual. Anatomically speaking, she's very much conventionally human, except for the fact that she is very light and solid (no organs, no bones, nothing).

Anazareth is half human half demon. Got her demon side from her father while her mother was a regular human. She is way stronger than the average human, has more stamina too. Also, needs less sustenance, she doesn't eat a lot or as often but a complete meal can keep her going for a long while and sleep is reduced.

WERE NEVER HUMAN

Quachil is an angel but even then, the form she has now is not her final form.

Xezbet is a vague, evil entity that decided to steal the appearence of a medieval french monk during the 15th century.

Shub and Ishtar are corrupt godly figures more than anything, used to be nicer and ONLY caused famine/brought plagues when they were displeased or disrespected. Now, they just... do it because they can.

Chaugnar is a mysterious figure, an entity forgotten by time. Possibly came as a mockery to certain other figures throughout history, leading people astray with the premises of his cult and yet, humans still come to him.

Barbatos is a species of demon. Like Anazareth, displays superhuman strenght and stamina, but unlike her, he needs A LOT of food to keep going (since he burns it off constantly) and needs regular sleep.

Dagda is a scarecrow, a doll, looks vaguely human. Is only alive because of grieveous energy leftovers.

UNKNOWN

Orcus and Zoth... Both were speculated to be humans in the past but also, they don't truly possess any... indicatives that this might be the case. Maybe there could be a possibility Orcus was a human, but Zoth? They are blank, and Zoth doesn't even seem to remember much. Where could he come from?

[thatsnotmyvampire]

greetings, human.

I’d appreciate it if you let me in. . My ID? Oh, here.

YOG SOTHOTH — VAMPIRE

I hc Yog to bodily be around 23-30, and chronologically 100-200 years old! Feel free to adjust these headcanons to your liking during rp’s or asks, nobody is forced to follow my hcs <3

Quachill will be his biological daughter, and she does live with him! Asks about Quachill and Ishtar are A-Okay! :)

Setting and story could be anywhere, i personally like to think that asks are like the doorman or other neighbors chatting up Yog! But anything could be up to you when asking.

INBOX : 15 !

˚₊‧꒰ა 𐂯 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

— NSFW is allowed! I will tag it accordingly, if it happens enough times i’ll just make a whole new blog for yog-nsfw

— Regular DNI criteria still applies. Racism, LGBTPhobia, Antisemitism, Any kind of bullying or harassment to anybody on this blog (mod or anons), and etc aren’t allowed. Any asks or replies alluding to the things listed above will be deleted and blocked xx Just don’t be a dick!

— Shipping is fine, between either characters and anons! No incest, though

— Yog will go by He/They/It , Mun uses He/She!

ANON LIST —

🦇 | 🎨 | 🌟 | nadia | deirdre | hoodie | 💄 | 😈 | 🤎 | 🚪 | 🍸 | 🏳️‍⚧️ | garlic | 🪆/dollmaker

tags!

[mountain-sage]

Sitting silently, just start watching your breath.

The easiest way to watch is from the entrance of the nose.

When the breath comes in,

feel the touch of the breath at the entrance of the nose

- watch it there.

The touch will be easier to watch, breath will be too subtle;

in the beginning just watch the touch.

The breath goes in, and you feel it going in: watch it.

And then follow it, go with it.

You will find there comes a point where it stops.

Just somewhere near your navel it stops

- for a tiny tiny moment, for a pal, it stops.

Then it moves outwards again; then follow it - again feel the touch, the breath going out of the nose.

Follow it, go with it outside - again you will come to a point,

the breath stops for a very tiny moment.

Then again the cycle starts.

Inhalation, gap, exhalation, gap, inhalation, gap.

That gap is the most mysterious phenomenon inside you.

When the breath comes in and stops and there is no movement, that is the point where one can meet God.

Or when the breath goes out and stops and there is no movement.

Remember,

you are not to stop it; it stops on its own.

If you stop it you will miss the whole point, because the doer will come in and witnessing will disappear.

You are not to do anything about it.

You are not to change the breath pattern, you are neither to inhale nor to exhale.

It is not like Pranayam of yoga, where you start manipulating the breath; it is not that.

You don't touch the breath at all - you allow its naturalness, its natural flow.

When it goes out you follow it, when it comes in you follow it.

And soon you will become aware that there are two gaps.

In those two gaps is the door.

And in those two gaps you will understand, you will see,

that breath itself is not life -

In those two gaps is the door.

And in those two gaps you will understand, you will see,

that breath itself is not life -

maybe a food for life, just like other foods, but not life itself.

Because when the breathing stops you are there,

perfectly there - you are perfectly conscious, utterly conscious.

And the breath has stopped, breathing is no more there, and you are there.

And once you continue this watching of the breath - what Buddha calls Vipassana or Anapanasati Yog - if you go on watching it, watching it, watching.

And once you continue this watching of the breath -

what Buddha calls Vipassana or

Anapanasati Yog -

if you go on watching it, watching it, watching it, slowly slowly you will see the gap is

increasing and becoming bigger.

Finally it happens that for minutes together the gap remains.

One breath goes in, and the gap... and for minutes the breath does not go out.

All has stopped.

The world has stopped, time has stopped, thinking has stopped.

Because when the breath stops, thinking is not possible.

And when the breath stops, for minutes together, thinking is absolutely impossible -

because the thought process needs continuous oxygen,

and your thought process

and your breathing are very deeply related.

When you are angry your breath has a different rhythm,

when you are sexually stimulated you have a different breath rhythm, when you are silent a different breath rhythm again.

When you are happy a different breath rhythm,

when you are sad a different rhythm again.

Your breathing goes on changing with the moods of the mind.

And vice versa is also true - when the breath changes,

the moods of the mind change.

And when breath stops, mind stops.

In that stopping of the mind the whole world stops - because the mind is the world.

And in that stopping you come to know for the first time

what is the breath inside the breath; life inside life.

That experience is liberating.

That experience makes you alert of God - and God is not a person but the experience of life itself.

Osho

[until-another-one-comes]

Everyone’s been making a theory if Nacha and Francis were divorced or Nacha cheated on her husband by having a fling with Francis once. But what about Anastacha? How does she feel about this? Since she only lives with her mother, does she know her parents are divorced? Does she know Francis is her dad? Maybe Nacha kept her history with Francis a secret from her? I think Anastacha knew she didn’t have a regular family like the kids in her other school. That’s why she keeps to herself and has an indifferent attitude all the time. Maybe she’s been teased for being an affair baby and for not having a father? That might’ve started a rebellious streak in her.

Ps your redesign of Yog looks cute. He def looks like a real vampire 🖤

I'm pretty sure if their backstory is ever revealed, its that they're divorced, but personally for me I like the second option better (in my headcanon, Nacha slept with Francis because her own husband was a cheater and then ran away after she had Anastacha). But from what I've seen most people agree with the divorced route.

Anyways, on to our favorite moody preteen girl- if we go with the divorced route, depending on when Francis and Nacha got divorced, I think she'd know if its happened recently. By no means do I know what a kid from a divorced couple would feel like, but it def would upset her seeing her parents split up and living separately from them. Her living with Nacha implies she prefers her mom, which makes me very curious about her relationship with her dad. Is it good? Is it bad? Distant? (I do find it interesting that, if divorce canon, Francis is still living in the same apartment as his ex-wife. Is it to still take care of Anastacha or is it cuz theres not much option? Hm)

IF we go with the second option where its a fling, I think Anastacha must have had a very difficult time growing up. People are assholes, and a single mom raising her daughter with no husband in sight would def make people talk and say shit. I think Anastacha must have had a lot of resentment growing up knowing that people think so low of her and her mom. I imagine her also resenting whoever the heck her dad is for not staying and slightly resent Nacha for never telling her who he is, but she loves her mom too much to really be mad at her.

And yes you're spot on Anon- I definitely think Anastacha was teased a lot by other kids for her lack of a dad, which is why she keeps to herself and doesn't have a lot of friends. She closes herself off from other people and prefer to be alone and teased. Definitely had been in some fights too.

Continuing the second option of an affair- I imagine that, if Nacha and Francis met some time after Anastacha grew up, Nacha would come clean about the affair and how Francis is Anastacha's dad which would come as a huge shock for everyone. Its not an easy situation to deal with, but I think eventually things work out. After the reveal I feel like Francis would be more involved with their lives and tries to help in raising his secret daughter. Anastacha doesn't immediately consider Francis as her dad and keeps a barrier between her and Francis, which is fine and no ones forcing her. But I think they'd be comfortable which each other even if its not a 'normal' family.

(Nacha doesn't immediately confess obviously, but she and Francis clearly still remember each other and Francis and Anastacha share some obvious similarities and yeah its not hard to put two and two together)

(off topic but I imagine other kids in her school make a lot of jokes about Anastacha being 'the milkman's daughter' and Ana's like '(looks at Francis) this guy? yeah right as if my mom would go for him ever' and then whoops reveal)

(also another off topic is that Anastacha likes the neighbors in the apartment unlike the other neighbors in her old home she grew up in. No one judges her or her mom about their 'unusual' family and treats them nicely and thats a massive improvement)

Thank you so much!! I really like his redesign too haha need to draw more MetalBat.

[mackthecheese]

My bestie and I were hanging out today and I brought up the idea of fankids specifically for the Nightmare Mode characters and. We have some fun ones and I wanted to share. I would also like to note the only ship listed here I don't actually support is the first one

Abducius + Zoth + Yog: E. Bola, the Bloodletter (14/15, they/he) A very tall plague doctor looking guy who's "beak" does in fact open like a beak, and is full of razor blades. Their nails are also as sharp as razor blades, and they have like. A whole bunch of arms hidden under their cloak. They can drop and move like a centipede if they wish. They are very loud and annoying, finding everything to be a joke. They literally live in the walls. They mostly avoid their fathers as Yog doesn't seem to actually care about them, Zoth is rarely home, and Abducius is a little to eager to punish him. Very jumpy. Literally the worst instigator ever. Is very protective of the other kids (including Quachil).

Bryn Mawr* + Teutates: M11257403LY a.k.a. Molly (13, they/it) the Weapon. Molly outwardly looks like a bomb. They are made of grey steel and have no facial features except glass eyes that look welded on, and behind them the colour of their eyes shift in a warm colour spectrum. They wear a black military uniform with no medals, dog tags with the nuclear waste symbol painted on them in yellow, and a red beret. Molly is capable of flipping inside out, exposing all around it to radiation and risking an explosion, but that only happens under dire circumstances as it can only explode once. It rarely shows emotion other than extreme anger. It has a very strong bond to its parents and often goes out to help them. It has a robotic voice with no emotion behind it, and speaks like a soldier. It is also very susceptible to manipulation. This becomes important because Yan Luo Wang Diyu realizes they are a weapon and wishes to train it. It scares the other kids, but it isn't bad.

Shub + Ishtar + Lilith: Buggaboo (5, she/her) the Crop Carver. Buggy looks like a giant bug, specifically a cicada. She has big eyes, wings that are almost too big and antennae, as well as demon horns that stick straight up and red runes all over her body. She wears a little yellow and white sundress. Buggy is five. She is happy to do literally everything. She loves to "draw pictures" on farmer's fields and play hide and seek, even if she's bad at it because she gets very loud when she's happy. She's never seen without one of her mamas with her, they take very good care of her. Sweetums. She also is usually seen with E. Bola as he has claimed her as sibling no. 2.

Xezbet + Drugia: Amygdala, or Amy (17, she/her) the Trapper. Amy is a ghost with shackles around her neck and wrists, who is surrounded by floating hands. She wears a long, tattered white dress and glows blue. Instead of a face she has a black void, and she has flowing white hair. She helps her mother and father by creating labyrinths in people's dreams (with her mother's help) to trap them so her father can take their souls. She herself takes pride in her work, and she loves designing her traps to suit whichever poor soul she's tormenting. She's cordial to her neighbors and isn't all the agressive towards them.

Dagda + Izanami: Gl'bgolyb or Gloppy. (18/19, he/him) the Impersonator. Gloppy appears to be a wooden puppet body at first, being held up by something behind it. Its face is worn and scratched, almost unrecognizable as a face. The rest of its body is equally weathered and worn, splintering in off places and moving jerkily. Gloppy himself is actually a flesh creature behind the puppet, a mass of skin and eyes and mouths and ears and anything you can think of. Gloppy is a very jealous person, wanting to be seen as the most disturbing thing here but losing to Molly. Despite this he is the next reasonable of the kids next to Amy. He mostly just acts as a lure.

Chaugnar + Nyogtha: Mal (28, she/her) the Slaughterer. Mal wears a lamb mask with blacked out eyes and a simple red robe. Her hair can be seen, it's sort of fluffed out behind her head. She often visits her parents and helps out with rituals as she carries out sacrifices (she also works with Zoth). She usually babysits the younger kids, or teaches them how rituals work and how they are meant to be done. She's actually a very pleasant person!

Also important to note. Mal and Buggaboo have real world counterparts (Malinda Schmidt, and Sheila Bubbles (Margarette adopted her from one of her friends who couldn't take care of her), but no one else does. Amy and Gloppy may be based off of Roman and Lois' and Alf and Rafttellyn's kids but. Yeah. E. Bola and Molly both have absolutely no basis in reality and only exist in the nightmare.

*Here Bryn Mawr is Francis 2's nightmare form. Bryn Mawr is a spirit from Welsh folklore who goes from house to house during Yule, asking to be let in. If you let her in she'll eat for food and join your celebration, and if you refuse to let her in she curses you. So I feel it fits. Bryn has a pleasant looking face, quite cute actually, but wears a muzzle. He also wears torn clothes that show mouths all over his body, and he has claws and a cat tail. He is usually used as a hunting dog for whoever needs one.

Oh my god these are so fucking sick-

I want to doodle them heheheh >:)

[vamp-yog]

A Blood Covered, Disheveled Nacha is at your front door

“…”

Yog does not know how to react.

“What happened to you, human?”

[cryptid-artha]

The God of the Bible is a Lovecraftian Horror

Disclaimer - This is not meant to offend anybody. If you are offended by the idea of this, just scroll past and don’t read it. This was just for fun, and a bunch of observations I have made. This isn't even meant to be taken seriously and is in no way an attack against any religions, Christian or otherwise. People are allowed to interpret Mythology however they want - no Mythology is above this, so I can take Abrahamic mythology and interpret it however I want to. Thank you.

If you aren’t easily offended and want to read something fun, keep reading!

I have come to the conclusion that the God of the Christian Bible is a Lovecraftian Eldritch horror. Here is the proof.

1 - His real name is never mentioned. Yahweh, Jahova, Elohim … these all mean “Lord” or “King” or “God” and are actually just a title. His real name is said to be unknowable, and that no man may utter it. Many of the Lovecraftian names are not really the name of the creatures mentioned, but rather a translation or title. Even the name people commonly know him by, God, is just a title. It simply describes what he is to the people who follow him.

2 - To look upon the face of God was said to cause blindness, death, or possibly insanity. He is said to be incomprehensible and unknowable. Look at what happened to those who touched the Ark of the Covenant, and what happened to them.

3 - People who had close contact with him went crazy. Ever read Revelations with all the crazy creatures and monsters described? It isn't just revelations either, crazy stuff happened surrounding this entity all throughout his book.

4 - There are incredibly loyal followers who continue to believe despite everything that seems to go against logic and reason. They have engaged in animal sacrifice. There is even a major story in their book about a human sacrifice that is at the core of their entire belief system. There was also a story about a man who was willing to sacrifice his own son on a single command. They built great and ancient monuments to him. Some could, arguably, call many of these followers a cult, has been one of the most dangerous and influential groups throughout history, and was part of what brought about the Dark Ages.

5 - There are tales of destruction and horror - about the End Days when he would come back with terrible wrath, and his followers hope for it to happen and even preach on the streets to spread this dark news.

6 - A quote from the bible says that “I thousand years is but a day to the Lord”, showing just how far removed from anything human this entity is.

7 - The Bible mentions how the Sons of God and the Sons of Men interbred… to create Nephilim. They were described as mighty giants… That sure sounds a lot like the Human/Great Old One hybrids from the Dunwich Horror, or the Deep Ones connected to Dagon.

8 - Jesus, who was said to be his son, had strange powers, survived Crucifixion, and vanished, said to have”Ascended into Heaven” - if no body was found, wouldn’t it make sense that he faded away to nothing like Wilbur Whatley did after his death? That adds to the idea that “Jesus” was a hybrid between a human and a Great Old One.

9 - Further on the subject of Jesus, he was said to be his son - but the Angels were also called the Sons of God - does this mean they were the Spawn of a Great Old One? Sure seems like it to me. Their behavior also lines up with this, in how they exist to serve their master and do his bidding.

10 - The Angels were described with inhuman and twisted features - such as one that was literally wheels covered in eyes and wings. Just like creatures spawning from Lovecraftian Horrors.

11 - He draws many parallels to Yog-Sothoth.

This passage about Yog-Sothoth:

“Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth’s fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread.”

and

“It was an All-in-One and One-in-All of limitless being and self—not merely a thing of one Space-Time continuum, but allied to the ultimate animating essence of existence’s whole unbounded sweep—the last, utter sweep which has no confines and which outreaches fancy and mathematics alike. It was perhaps that which certain secret cults of earth have whispered of as YOG-SOTHOTH, and which has been a deity under other names; that which the crustaceans of Yoggoth worship as the Beyond-One, and which the vaporous brains of the spiral nebula know by an untranslatable Sign…”

And verses describing God from his book:

Revelation 22:13 "I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end.“

Revelation 1:8 "I am the Alpha and the Omega,” says the Lord God, “who is and who was and who is to come, the Almighty.”

God and Yog-Sothoth both come from Arabic origin, so the lore matches up as well.

Yog-Sothoth AND God both impregnated a human woman in their texts.

Yog-Sothoth siring twins, and Mary having a single child.

12 - His followers have their own book like the Necronomicon. It is called the Bible… which translates to simply “The Book”. Like the Necronomicon, the Book is full of dangerous creatures, horrors beyond time, instructions for rituals and laws, and terrible dark tales that would make the sanest man cringe

If you have anything to add, feel free to! Again, no offense or harm is meant. I am not religious, but I have nothing against folks who are as long as they aren't hurting anybody.

[ishtates]

TNMN NIGHTMARES as various Jianhao Tan quotes I remember ( occasional arcade mode appearances )

Teutates: there is only ONE option left..

Yog: drop out ?

Teutates: no not that one-

Yog: give up ?

Teutates: ok- there are THREE options left..

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Ishtar: hey.. what happened ? It's not like you to get such a low score ?

Teutates: .. it is like me

Ishtar: yes it is like you-

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( Ishtar opens an envelope for Lilith )

Ishtar: nine fifty

Lilith: that's not that bad.. who do I owe this time ???

Ishtar: you owe an explanation to your parents

Lilith: D :

Ishtar: THESE are your exam results

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Yog: so, Ms Ereskigal; if a right angle triangle is 90°, then does that mean a left angle is -90°

Ishtar: Yog !! I know I said there were no stupid questions but that was just pretty..

Yog:

Ishtar: interesting..

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Angus: what about this room ? It says " arkiveh room ✨ "

Francis: Arkiveh... You mean " archive " ? There was an ARCHIVE ROOM and you didn't tell us, Angus ?!

Angus: oh you mean it's not arkiveh ?

Francis: what could arkiveh possibly mean, Angus ?!

Angus: I dunno, it says " arkiveh room ✨ "

( everyone dying inside )

Francis: alright, alright, let's go..

Yog: I'm gonna kill him.. I'm gonna kill him.. !!

Yan Luo: ( huff ) humans..

Francis: I- he's- he really doesn't represent us-

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DDD: I'm sorry Lilith, but you failed.

Lilith: that's ok ! I can always apply to another school, orrr you can take another look-

DDD: I've looked through this 5 times already..

Lilith: that's ok, I'll try again !

DDD: yes, but not in Titan Academy

Lilith: it's ok I'll just go home now !

DDD: you can't leave yet

Lilith: it's ok I'll just sit back down :>

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Orcus: do you even know what you're doing ? Just use the number pad

Francis: huh, wow number pad, sure. We're just going to RANDOMLY guess out of 10000 possible combinations the number, right ? The 4 digit number ?

Francis: what's it gonna be ? Henry's birthday ? We don't even know that ! Then what about your doorman's birthday ? Birth year ? Birth second ?! What's it gonna be, Orcus ?? We're just going to guess any number ?!

Yan Luo: uhmm.. let's try 0000 ?

Francis: hahaha ! Listen to yourself, sire ! How obvious would that be ?? But you know what ? I'm just gonna try it for you, just to show you that it doesn't work.

( beep beep beep beep beep )

Francis: look-

( safe opens )

Yan Luo: haha :> told you >:3

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Lilith: oh, and look ! There's Yan Luo ! ... Or is it.. ?

Yan Luo:

Yan Luo: yes it's me, Lilith.

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Anazareth: hi, I'm Anazareth, but my friends call me Anaz

Quachil: hi. My name is Quachil. But my friends call me Quachil >:(

Anazareth: .. hello Quachi-

Quachil: DON'T TALK TO ME I'm not your friend >:(

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( Ah Puch trying to give Yog the heimlich maneuver )

Anazareth: O_O

Ah Puch: oh- hi it's not what it looks like ! He was choking on the balls !

Anazareth:

Ah Puch: the pearls-

Anazareth: 🚶‍♀️

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Nightmare Doorman: nightmares, it is that time of year again-

Barbatos: Christmas : D ?

NM! Doorman: .. no.. ?

Abducius: my birthday !

NM! Doorman: no ?!

Abducius: y.. your birthday ?

NM! Doorman: no ! It is time for-

DDD: end of year exams- !!

NM! Doorman: WOULD YOU STOP INTERRUP-

DDD:

( gasps )

NM! Doorman: please continue..

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Teutates, blow torching some ice:

Ishtar: so.. what's happening here ?

Teutates: you said you wanted to cook pasta, right ? And what are we going to boil the pasta with ?

Ishtar: water

Teutates: water ! And how are we going to achieve the state of water ?

( Ishtar points to the sink )

Teutates: by melting ice ! It's ok just give me a bit of time.. and we are on our way to cook ze pasta- !

( Ishtar takes the bowl and pours water into it from the sink )

Teutates: ah.

Teutates: okay let's cook some pasta :>

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DDD: hm.. Lilith ! Why don't you answer the question ?

Lilith, panicking a little: ]:

Orcus, raising his hand: I've got it, Madame DDD !

Lilith: : D my hero !!

[pheonixkenny]

Eldritch Kenny Fanfiction Backstory

So I'm working on my fanfic, "The Perks of Being an Eldritch Abomination", a fic where Kenny gains more visibly inhuman traits as he gets older due to his connection with Cthulhu a la "The Shadow Over Innsmouth." And even though it's not going to be important to the story at all, I came up with a whole backstory about why Kenny is the way he is. (Though a lot of this could also work in canon too.) So much so that I may have to write a whole new fanfiction for the new story this inspires. Alright, here goes.

Since in canon Kenny’s parents went to the cult meeting for the promise of free beer and thus can’t remember anything on account of being wasted, in my story the beer was a lure to get an outsider to come to the meeting. The cult slipped something in their drinks to knock them out and preformed a ritual on Kenny’s mom to impregnate her with the son of their god. Kenny was the result. She just assumed that Stuart was the father because he was the only person she was with at the time. So Kenny is in fact half human half elder god, that's where his immortality comes from, as well as the other changes exclusive to my fanfiction. The ritual didn’t affect his personality though, so he stays good throughout.

Though the main inspiration for my story was "The Shadow Over Innsmouth" I also took inspiration from another H.P. Lovecraft story "The Dunwich Horror", which is about a poor family in a small, rural town where a woman gives birth to a boy who's the son of Yog-Sothoth, another elder god. Sounds familiar, doesn't it? (Honestly I might have taken more from this story than from "Shadow") Especially the part about how Wilbur (the boy) has a tendency to keep himself bundled up in layers to hide his otherworldly appearance. (Though he does keep his face exposed.) Since, canonically, we know Kenny has some sort of connection to Cthulhu because of the immortality, and he also has a tendency to stay bundled up, it was too big a connection to ignore. One aspect of the story of "The Dunwich Horror" is that Wilbur is trying to open the gate between our reality and the reality of the elder gods and summon the Elder Gods over here. So, that's also the cult's objective with Kenny, and why they did all this in the first place. Of course, like "Shadow Over Innsmouth", the main difference between Kenny and Wilbur is morality and intent. While Wilbur is totally ok with the plan to open the gates, Kenny absolutely would not be, and would try his best to stop it. I also thought it would be cool if it was a cyclical thing. Since the Elder Gods are explicitly real in the South Park universe I like to think that both of those stories actually happened in-universe, with H.P. Lovecraft being a nonfiction author. Thus, the cult attempted to open the gate in the 1920's 100 years ago with Wilbur, now they're trying again with Kenny.

(Also a fun fact I learned while writing the fic, the sea captain who makes first contact with The Deep Ones? His name is Captain Obed Marsh. That's why I had Stan be the one to confront Kenny first, to add one more parallel.)